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Headlines matching 'tour'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC) Obvious Mexico wants to be less decapitatey, more touristy  (itineraries.msnbc.msn.com) (71)


Wed February 08, 2012
(q13fox.com) Sick I-N-T-E-S-T-I-N-A-L I-L-L-N-E-S-S breaks out at cheerleading tournament  (q13fox.com) (101)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Scary Safari tourists nearly get to experience feeding time at the tiger enclosure  (myfoxdc.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Fail What do Alberto Contador and subby have in common? Neither of us won the 2010 Tour de France  (news.yahoo.com) (44)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Researcher at Institute of Extracting Theories from Our Rectums posits that epidemic of Tourette's-like symptoms plaguing New York town is caused by people unconsciously mimicking what they see on Facebook and YouTube  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(MSNBC) Asinine Problem: the renters you have in your flat aren't even paying close to the prices with which you could gouge Olympic tourists. Solution: evict the tenants. Wow, that wasn't even really much of a problem, now, was it?  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (175)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting Prince William deploys for six-week tour of the Falklands. Presumably Harry is busy infiltrating Argentina, because one more person in a Nazi uniform over there wouldn't stand out  (guardian.co.uk) (45)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Cool Leonard Cohen sits down for a Q&A session about his new album, upcoming tour, and general awesomeness  (rollingstone.com) (33)
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (49)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting Seattle is trying to reach around and steal San Francisco's tourists  (blog.seattlepi.com) (55)
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)
(Some Guy) Scary Colorado ranchers are using an aggressive breed of sheepdog that will savage any wolf, coyote, or tourist that gets too close to the flock  (gazette.com) (133)


Sun January 29, 2012
(BBC) Cool Get ready for more pills, thrills & bellyaches, the original Happy Mondays line-up to reform for tour  (bbc.co.uk) (48)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary If subby ever decides to go into stand-up, the last four weeks of online dating has given him enough material for a 50 State road tour with new bits every night. What are your online dating horror stories?  (okcupid.com) (501)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Boston Herald) Obvious Lenny Kravitz goes on tour for first time in five years, is angry at modern radio for burying him. "Rock radio won't play anything with horns and pop radio won't play any guitars"  (news.bostonherald.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Alcatraz fighting tourists trying to break into historic prison in search of fictional room seen in TV show. Bat cave isn't real, morons  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Amusing Members of 2 Live Crew to quit their Taco Bell jobs and reunite for summer tour  (rollingstone.com) (66)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Chicago celebrates no shootings or murders in a 24-hour period for the first time in a year. Tourist brochures immediately sent out to be updated  (suntimes.com) (99)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Starpulse) Sad Upsetting news from 1997: Sum 41 pulls out of tour with New Found Glory  (starpulse.com) (73)


Thu January 19, 2012
(IBD) Fail Obama shuts down Disneyworld for a day so he can give a speech to Floridians about how to improve their struggling tourism industry  (news.investors.com) (141)


Wed January 18, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video Aliens have visited Long Beach, and apparently they hired The Dave Matthew's Band tour bus driver as a guide  (liveleak.com) (11)
(The Sun) Interesting Upcoming tell-all book claims Britney Spears had wild lesbian orgies with her dancing girls while on tour, just like in your fantasies  (thesun.co.uk) (51)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buffalo News) Followup Those high school girls exhibiting symptoms of a Tourette's-like illness? Seems to have been brought on by cats and dogs living together  (buffalonews.com) (41)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange High school girls get a motherf**king mysterious disorder that's very similar to Tourette's Syndrome  (wgrz.com) (80)


Tue January 10, 2012
(TMZ) Dumbass In today's no shizzle news, a canine sniffs out marijuana on Snoop Dogg's tour bus. THE HELL YOU SAY  (tmz.com) (26)


Sun January 08, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious For 2012, New York City resolves to attract over 50 million tourists to exploit, complain about and look down upon  (usatoday.com) (143)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Discovery) Interesting "Maya region to profit from 2012 tourism" in what is likely the longest con ever  (news.discovery.com) (91)
(Politico) Spiffy Herman Cain to enter the lucrative 'vanity bus tour' market, directly competing with established brands like Sarah Palin  (politico.com) (26)


Tue January 03, 2012
(CBS News) Fail Herman Cain's qualifications for Secretary of Defense include serving several dangerous tours in the Omaha province and braving the streets of NYC to take a tour of the Intrepid  (cbsnews.com) (152)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Pirate) Florida Today's pirate ship runs aground with 100 tourists aboard brought to you by ClearwatAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR   (wtsp.com) (28)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Who could resist a pictoral tour of some of the world's most famous, and abandoned, brothels? Bonus: not a slideshow  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Thu December 29, 2011
(NYPost) Dumbass Tourist from Tennessee brings pistol to 9/11 memorial in New York City and asks cop if she can check it at the door, hilarity ensues  (nypost.com) (379)
(AL.com) Florida After BP donated $30 million to help Florida's tourism industry, officials spent the money on a poker tournament, fleece blankets, sports towels, a "most deserving mom" contest, and a prom for senior citizens  (blog.al.com) (21)
(Short List) Video Mad skills at African amputee soccer tournament  (shortlist.com) (22)
(NPR) Stupid What will the revolution in Egyptian government mean for tourism? Well, bans on alcohol, restrictions on revealing swimwear, and beaches segregated by gender, for starters. Enjoy your vacation  (npr.org) (102)


Tue December 27, 2011
(NJ.com) Dumbass "Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby." "Negative, Ghostrider: You're leaking oil, you're loaded with tourists & you'll rip your wings off." "Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower"  (nj.com) (73)
(CNNGo) Cool Doomsday 2012: Brought to you by the México Tourism Board  (cnngo.com) (40)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Newt Gingrich divorces himself from half of his bus tour stops in Iowa  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (140)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Van Halen reuniting for 40th-anniversary tour, although their biggest song will be rewritten as "Hop a Little Bit with the Help of Two Roadies"  (music-mix.ew.com) (51)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Victoria Principal planning on being one of the world's first space tourists, still looks out of this world at 61  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(NYPost) Followup Cop- and tourist-hating NYC attack pigeon tamed by hot redhead opera singer  (nypost.com) (55)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBC) Fail Tourist decides to go on a hiking trip to the taliban-infested mountains of Afghanistan, with predictable results  (cbc.ca) (154)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Fail 2011's worst predictions: Qaddafi says rebels will lose, Karl Rove says Palin will run, Conde Naste calls Libya a tourist hot spot, preacher claims the world will end, and...Thomas Edison says taxis will be made of solid gold?  (foreignpolicy.com) (29)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Great Falls Tribune gives a shout out to Fark for Montana winter tourism slogan contest  (greatfallstribune.com) (0)


Mon December 12, 2011
(MSNBC) Caption Montana launches winter tourist advertising campaign. Suggest some slogans (Voting Enabled)  (msnbc.msn.com) (236)


Sat December 10, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice  (upi.com) (37)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Branson Tri-Lakes News) Sad In Branson, Missouri, comedy tour quits YOU  (bransontrilakesnews.com) (39)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Short List) Scary 'Creepy Crypt' tourist attraction discovers fake skeleton isn't actually fake. Same goes for that ghost then  (shortlist.com) (35)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious George Will calls Herman Cain an 'entrepreneurial charlatan' who used his campaign 'as a book tour.' Why won't the liberal, mainstream, MSM, in-bed-with-Obama socialist Muslim media leave Cain alone?  (mediaite.com) (98)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Unlikely Kristen Stewart has farkin' Tourette's  (showbizspy.com) (58)
(National Post) Followup The Tournament of Muppets is down to the final two candidates and voting is now open to the public. Don't let Gonzo down  (nationalpost.com) (58)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)


Wed November 16, 2011
(National Post) Cool Tournament of Muppets. Place your bets  (nationalpost.com) (80)
(Washington Post) Obvious Best Korea is to allow tourists into the country. Just leave your camera, and cell phone at home. Don't talk to anyone, or look at anything. Sounds like fun  (washingtonpost.com) (64)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Tourist spots Christ's image on cliff. Jesus rocks  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary UK tourists are bringing a little bit of Australia home with them (the crawly, deadly bit)  (dailymail.co.uk) (24)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc In an effort to ward off tourists, Malibu residents begin erecting signs alerting world of their dickishness  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (84)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Starpulse) Interesting Lil Wayne and Fat Joe to coach charity basketball tournament. Medium Bob not invited  (starpulse.com) (12)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Local France) Interesting France built fake Paris in WWI to fool German bomber pilots, American tourists  (thelocal.fr) (44)
(Some Guy) Cool Ozzy Osbourne is leaving cryptic messages that suggest Black Sabbath might reunite for a tour. Then again, pretty much everything Ozzy says sounds cryptic  (heraldsun.com.au) (27)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Things to do during the 2011 Tour de France: Win five stages, check. Win the Green Jersey, check. Knock up hottie Page Three model girlfriend, check  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Ironic Tourist attraction hands out free deodorant after actors complain about patrons' body odor  (upi.com) (31)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys announce spring tour, hiatus from Applebee's  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Thu October 27, 2011
(New Scientist) Cool Take a tour of Earth's most extreme telescopes  (newscientist.com) (12)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Windsor Star) Cool Not news: Car dealership offers $10,000 toward the sale or lease of a car for whoever hits a hole-in-one during local golf tournament. Fark: A 13-year-old does it  (windsorstar.com) (19)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Warming Glow) Cool Mr. Belding from "Saved by the Bell" is touring bars across the country. Also, it would appear that he ate Screech  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (34)
(Spinner) Cool The Zombies to embark on a 50th anniversary tour. And oddly enough, they do look like zombies  (spinner.com) (44)


Wed October 19, 2011
(CNNGo) Silly Silly tourist photo of fake styrofoam crocodile on the beach lands Australia's Fraser Island on Telegraph's World's Most Dangerous Beaches list. So yeah, that list is a load of croc  (cnngo.com) (20)


Tue October 18, 2011
(CNNGo) Spiffy Beer in Space tour planned to begin in 2013. Because there's only one element in the universe that could possibly make the majestic view of the Earth from outer space even more god-like, and it's beer. Sweet, otherworldly beer  (cnngo.com) (18)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Asian Journal) Unlikely The Philippines would like to emphasize that 60% of male tourists are there for reasons other than sex  (asianjournal.com) (55)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Chinese tourist dodges castle's £2.50 admission fee by free-soloing its 70-foot outer wall. She made the route look way casual, but two others now have broken legs after trying for second ascent (with pic of tourist mid-climb)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Wed October 12, 2011
(CNNGo) Amusing Most fascinating part of using a 1975 guide to tour Asia? "Meeting folk who were written about in the old guidebook, still running restaurants, cooking in the kitchens and manning hotel desks." That and getting high everywhere you go  (cnngo.com) (32)
(MTV) Stupid Evanescence to plan more US tour dates for 2012. Fan is starting to line up for tickets  (mtv.com) (72)

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