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132 headlines found matching 'tour'
Tue June 20, 2017
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans no longer allowed on North Korean tours, will have to content themselves with less exciting trips to Cambodian minefields, Mexican drug cartel headquarters, or maybe quick jaunts running guns across the Khyber Pass
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 21 biggest concert tours of all-time. Have you gone to any of them? Are you disappointed that your favorite one did not make the list? Are there any artists you really want to see but have not yet?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British tourists find out they can't claim 'food poisoning' from the resort's buffet after ordering 109 drinks while on holiday
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian bigots arrive at Knox Pride Fest to protest and tell everyone they're going to Hell. However, they didn't count on the Gay Men's Chorus of Washington, DC to be in the area on tour. Hilarity ensues
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde admits that she secretly ran an Instagram account about onion rings
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Wed June 14, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Original Recipe Fleetwood Mac reveal plans for 2018 world tour, namely, that they have plans to go on 2018 world tour after passive-aggressively commenting on each other's solo projects
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Just another day in Florida. Kids playing at the beach, Tourists buying souvenirs. A man towing a flaming boat down a Miami highway
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Fri June 09, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Visiting other countries as a tourist is a great way to experience the world; you can learn local customs, like playing hockey in Canada, having a siesta in Mexico or going bankrupt from medical costs in the United States
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that story about a girl's team disqualified from a soccer tournament because one player "looked like a boy"? Yeah, about that
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Bill Murray sings, announces tour
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Mon June 05, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons to give for disqualifying an 8-year-old girl from a soccer tournament, 'she looks like a boy' has to be one of the dumbest
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Singapore slings heavy favorite and top seed Scotland out of World Cup of Darts in first round. "I always say in any tournament, if you beat the No 1 seed, you become the No 1 seed. I always felt the pressure was on them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton's 'everyone but me is to blame for my loss' tour garners as much support as her Wisconsin strategy
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Thu June 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If I could have your attention, this is your captain speaking. We're now passing over the Garden State. Can anyone identify that smell?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
North Carolina's chances in NCAA baseball tournament look golden due to their team dog
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
An entire hen party was kicked off of their flight to Magaluf after they turned up wearing t-shirts that said 'biatches on tour'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taking a trip this summer? There are a lot of places that would rather you didn't come. Behold the popular places that are openly hostile to tourists
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Tue May 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Breast cancer to prevent Olivia Newton-John from getting physical on a new tour
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of shaking going on in this server room with an isolated anti-earthquake floor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There will be no Hurricanes in the NCAA Baseball Tournament this year
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While Trump fell asleep in his porridge on Air Force Uno, dreamy Canadian PM Justin Trudeau visited the rebuilding effort from Italy's Amatrice earthquake
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Sat May 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Next up on the Fox News GTFO tour: Hannity?
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Alamo called "worst tourist trap in Texas." If only they'd let people visit the basement
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To increase tourism, Egypt moves King Tut's bed and chariot to a new museum in Cairo. Most complicated pyramid scheme ever
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Wed May 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's 2017, and the world has officially gone mad. The 'cash me ousside' girl has somehow landed a tour
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Tue May 23, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Has Sofia been turned by the KGB? Is Henry still dreaming about Mailbot? Does Oleg get caught under the Soviet establishment? Do the Jennings get to end their 'tour'? Find out in the penultimate episode of 'The Americans' season 5, 10 pm ET on F/X
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: The Church of Satan is distancing itself from Donald Trump
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Sat May 20, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden aren't playing "Hallowed Be Thy Name" on tour due to ongoing legal dispute. That Apostle Matthew has some tough lawyers
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Boy is pardoned by governor of Oregon after taking a hazelnut and pen during a recent tour of the state Capitol. (with cute apology letter)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lady Cynthia's giant bush becoming a tourist attraction
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Fri May 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soundgarden were working on a new album when Chris Cornell killed himself
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In the bizarre rules of golf, tournament player has to decide whether to strip down to his underwear and jump into a pond to find his ball, or take a two-stroke penalty
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Wed May 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dubai takes $2.3 billion out of petty cash fund to build two man-made islands for rich tourists
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists do sonic survey of inner moat belonging to ancient nobleman's burial mound, in conjunction with "contour map developed by irradiating the tumulus with laser beams from a helicopter." No kaiju were disturbed
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers softball team isn't seeded in the NCAA tournament, despite being ranked Number 1, with a 54-3 record
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Egyptian archaeologists discover dozens of 2,300-year-old mummies in complex of catacombs. Officials now hope tourism will go from rags to riches
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Take That plan 30th anniversary tour
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
A tourist attraction in College Station Texas? You must mean Bottle Cap Alley - a road paved with millions of beer and soda bottle caps
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Tue May 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce "get off my lawn" tour 2017 in Europe
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Pen______ is way smaller than he claims
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Crazy kinky tourists slither to Canada for world's largest snake orgy
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly wins his first PGA tournament since 2004
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
HUD Secretary Ben Carson is worried that public housing is too good for poor people
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Theresa May promises to end tourism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer finally admits he may be on 2017's death list
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Thames freezes over when The Doctor takes Bill to visit his old pet elephant Stampy as the Capaldi and Moffat Farewell Tour continues on Doctor Who: Thin Ice, 9 PM ET on BBC America (earlier where there's a Queen)
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The wreckage that you see every day as you tour [the Midwest] is the utterly predictable fruit of the Democratic party's neoliberal turn"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Straight)
 
 
 
With siblings forbidding him from touring as "Zappa plays Zappa," Dweezil changes name of his tour to "50 Years of Frank: Dweezil Zappa Plays Whatever the F*CK He Wants-to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his father's first album, Freak Out"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bill Farking Murray is releasing a classical and spoken word album and going on tour this fall
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A nation asks: "What the hell is going on with Bernie Sanders?"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wes Bryan celebrates his first PGA Tour win by going to Taco Bell. Fart joke goes here
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Tourists, here are some of the dark secrets of the Times Square Olive Garden ... for when you visit NYC and its great restaurants
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Want moar unreleased Prince music? List of bonus tracks and long-lost remixes for deluxe "Purple Rain" leaked seven weeks early
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hans Zimmer dropped a mad set at Coachella with Lebo M, Pharrell, and a full orchestra
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queen going on massive UK and Ireland tour this year with Adam Lambert
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's former NFL wide receiver Steve Smith wearing a kilt
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
None shall pass: residents near the Hollywood Sign happy to see littering, urinating-in-the-bushes tourists gone, but protesters will rally Saturday to demand access at closed gate
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Tue April 11, 2017
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
J Geils's blood has run cold
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Mon April 10, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman's baseball memorabilia collection includes bats, balls, dirt from all 30 MLB stadiums. "You can see it's all different with different consistency and color. It's all very unusual"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL post season tournament is set and the means it's time for the NHL Bracket Challenge©. There's just a few days to sign up or sign in and make your best pick in Hockey Farker's very own league. Details in the "boobies"
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Great, now they're going to be harvesting the blood of tourists
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How has Jeff Bezos been funding his new space-tourism venture? "I sell about $1 billion a year of Amazon stock"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
The first week in April means the azaleas are blooming in Augusta. Par 3 Tournament streaming coverage begins at 3 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony
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Tue April 04, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina to NCAA: Hey guys, we sorta kinda didn't really repeal HB2, so can we have our basketball tournaments back, pretty please? NCAA: Looks legit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe the least surprising thing you didn't know about Prince: he traveled with a foofoo Master, who would decorate hotel rooms replete with candles, veils, a piano, and a lava lamp
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Mon April 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Tournament, proving yet again Duke sucks
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blind Street Fighter V player picks up his first win in a major tournament, returns to day job of battling the Hand
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These critters have a better social media presence than you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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Fri March 31, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Eiffel Tower opens this day in 1889, is immediately voted "most disappointing tourist attraction"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jessie Jackson smacks Dutch tourist with his cane for no apparent reason
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Wed March 29, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Expanse,' the crew of the Roci search Ganymede for Dr. Strickland. Bobby goes for a swim on Earth. Amos and Prax team up and The Blue Man Group tour is still just a rumor. So, grab some canned chicken and tune in to SyFy at 10PM EST
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin shows off New Shepard space tourism capsule; built for safety to avoid any crashes or Wrex
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD, King, it's a Pallbearer world tour. We need some HELP OUT HERE
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Let's weigh the options" about whether Adele will ever tour again. Are we not doing phrasing any more?
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorists invade English supermarket Asda. Just kidding, they were Japanese tourists who were wearing surgical masks, as is tradition. Never mind
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Queen's Guardsmen usually don't react to dumb tourists. Usually
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost tourist is saved after nine days in the Amazon rainforest after monkeys dropped food to him from the trees and led him to water. It's a good thing he avoided the Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA may be a young person's league and the Phoenix Suns now have the youngest starting lineup in league history, younger than some NCAA Tournament teams
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of the Sweet 16 round. Will Butler kill another giant in UNC? Cocks or Bears? How about Drew's team going up against the full-of-tradition UCLA? Will Wisconsin badger the Gators? The NCAA Men's Tournament resumes at 7:09 PM ET
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams tweets picture of bus carrying his tour advert, after it had crashed into someone's home. Not everyone thought it was funny
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Tue March 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continue their WBC blonde ambition tour by defeating the Netherlands in 11 to advance to the final
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
$3.7 million restoration returns Jesus' tomb to its original splendor. Search for it with keywords "Jerusalem tourist trap"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Sun March 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
South Carolina shows the entire NCAA Tournament that once again, Duke sucks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A tour of the steepest streets in England, where egg-rolling contests proliferate. "Pushing a double buggy up was a bit tricky for me but I've never been so fit in my life"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Villano...no...notgonnabein the tournament any more, am I right?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round of the NCAA Tournament begins. Is your bracket still looking good? Will we see any big upsets unlike the first round? What games will you be watching? Everything gets underway at 12:10 PM EDT, so let's have some fun, shall we?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Robot is playing a leading role in a new British stage production. Although we've had that technology for years, it's called Keanu Reeves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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Thu March 16, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hanson announces 25th anniversary world tour. Which is a big change from their first tour when they still weren't allowed to cross the street by themselves
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump can't be bothered, here are Obama's NCAA tournament bracket picks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the games begin. Who will advance to the second round of the NCAA Tournament? What upsets will we see? Will your bracket be intact by the end of the day? It is your Thursday NCAA Tournament thread, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
They're half of Bauhaus. And two-thirds of Tones on Tail and Love and Rockets. Playing all of the above on tour this summer
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Cavs fan)
 
 
 
Who's the best player in NCAA Tournament history? Pete Maravich? Bill Walton? Lew Alcindor? Try Austin Carr
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC GOP House: You know, not a single NCAA tournament game will be played in our beautiful state this year. That's why we are repealing the latest HB2 repeal effort
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Connecticut won't even make it out of the first round of the women's basketball tournament, if this analysis is correct
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Tue March 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kilauea is erupting and you can take a tour along a safe trail to see the sights, or you can be a dumbass for an extra $100
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks have a 91% chance of rising during the NCAA basketball tournament. It's an investor's March Madness
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(athenaInsight)
 
 
 
You could just watch the NCAA tournament at work like everyone else, or you could get a vasectomy to watch it. Either way
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you ignore stupid things like losing 11 games on the road, being blown out at home by St Johns, losing the first game of the ACC tourney, and having an RPI of 84, there's no reason Syracuse shouldn't be in
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ticked off at being left out of the NCAA Tournament, Illinois State head coach tweets his way into a game with Ole Miss next season
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With the NCAA Tournament bracket set, here is how to lose it in one day or less
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Many foreign terrorists say they're afraid to visit the US after Trump travel ban. Great. No, wait. That's *tourists* not terrorists. I guess that's not so great
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Shocking everyone who associated them with authenticity, Metallica collaborates with Urban Outfitters to hawk Metallica fashion collection consisting of five short-sleeve T-shirts, one long-sleeve T-shirt, a pullover hoodie and a beanie
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(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
In a tournament already full of surprises, Team USA makes its World Baseball Classic '17 debut against Colombia (6 pm EST, MLBN)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Today's Florida mad libs headline: Drunk tourist rolls golf cart while attempting to run over a rooster
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump surprises kids on White House tour because everyone thought he was at Mar-a-Lago again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, dozens injured after train strikes casino tour bus parked on tracks in Biloxi, MS. Developing story
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Greg Nicotero takes us on a guided tour of the carnival of zombies from last night's episode of "The Walking Dead," "Say Yes". No mention of the episode's groundbreaking deer CGI
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
The Who has had ten "farewell" tours since 1982. Their fans are starting to wonder if maybe they don't mean it
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Sat March 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Charity pub-crawlers team reaches 20,000th ale house after three decades of touring pubs. "Last May when we'd done 19,000 I took my lump sum out of my pension to get to 20,000 and I have spent the bloody lot"
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Indjánafjöður from Reykjavik rescued by Þorvarðardóttir, just in time for kötturdag
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Tourists to the Moon will face constant vomiting and the need to pee. In other words, it's basically like a weekend frat party
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(YouTube)
 
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'Tammy & the T-Rex': Paul Walker & Denise Richards' 1994 tour de force about a girl in love with an animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex containing her boyfriend's brain. Watch the trailer, stay for the entire film
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Thu March 02, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Just in time for Grandparents Day - Hall and Oates & Tears For Fears announce summer tour
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you ever witnessed a tourist do something stupid?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Styx, REO Speedwagon, Don Felder announce summer tour dates. Rumors tour sponsored by Metamucil, Depends, and Ben-Gay unconfirmed
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Wed March 01, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Cedar Point amusement park looks like a ghost town in these winter photos
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here with a Depeche Mode North American tour
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alternative rockers The Jesus and Mary Chain announce North American tour
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Imagine Entourage starring Milo Yiannopoulos and some bathing-optional Internet tough guys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soccer players denied visas to play in a tournament in Texas because they are from the well known Islamic terrorist hotbed of Tibet
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tourists. please don't ply the Bahamas beach pigs with junk food and alcohol - it kind of kills them
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Golfer strips down after his balls get wet
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tourette's syndrome can be funny. No really
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