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Headlines matching 'toss'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(wptv.com) Florida An officer pulls you over after you stole $500 worth of jewelry. Do you a) Toss it out the window b) Go out guns blazing c) Hide it in that hot, delicious General Tso's chicken you just bought as a victory dinner (w/pic)  (wptv.com) (48)
(NYPost) Amusing Giants fans were holding more then their breath until after Tom Brady threw that Hail Mary toss according to the Department of Environmental Protection  (nypost.com) (26)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Old and busted: dwarf tossing -- New Hotness: Baby as dumbbell  (wbtv.com) (29)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Fox News) Cool Yet another example that Canada is cool: Dwarf-tossing event to take place, despite objections from busybodies and naysayers. You submitted this with a shorter headline  (foxnews.com) (52)


Fri January 27, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida "Your honor, I accidentally beat my wife with a hammer. Then I accidentally doused her with gasoline.... and then I accidentally tossed a lit candle at her"  (wptv.com) (52)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The Register) Obvious Trekkie gets married. Trekkie gets divorced. And that's how his painstaking recreation of his 1 bedroom flat into the Starship Voyager in gets tossed into the doomsday machine  (theregister.co.uk) (52)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Jay Cutler toss intercepted by egg  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Denver Post) Weird Reason #54 why you shouldn't have your body cryogenically frozen: Every year your family might take your body out of its storage shed and drive with it around town in a hearse parade while the locals toss frozen salmon and have coffin races  (denverpost.com) (57)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Newt Gingrich shows off his "climate change hasn't been totally proven" bonafides by tossing out this gem - "I am an amateur paleontologist"  (mediaite.com) (197)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Nerve) Sappy The five best films about the love between a man and his horse. NO, NOT LIKE THAT  (nerve.com) (69)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not about to be up-staged by FedEx, a UPS driver flips off security camera, as he throws package  (inquisitr.com) (94)


Fri December 23, 2011
(YouTube) Fail Let's try the grenade toss, private. Uh, now let's try the trench cover. NOW  (youtube.com) (96)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props  (startribune.com) (38)


Tue November 22, 2011
(CNN) Dumbass 3 college students arrested in Egypt for tossing back some cocktails. No, wait that was arrested for tossing Molotov cocktails  (cnn.com) (38)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Maurice Jones Drew mocks Cleveland fans with LeBron James-style chalk toss, promptly has chalk blown back in his face by karma  (sports.yahoo.com) (32)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange For richer hot chocolate, toss in a few doughnuts and whiz it up in a blender. This public service message courtesy of the Association of Cardiologists Who Need New Helicopters   (greenbaypressgazette.com) (44)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida Most whipped man in existence sifts through nine tons of garbage after tossing wife's ring  (miamiherald.com) (83)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious A) GOP: Federal spending doesn't create jobs. B) GOP: Cutting defense will cost millions of jobs. C) Shut up  (cecilwhig.com) (149)


Mon November 07, 2011
(G4TV) Dumbass Thieves steal 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 after slamming into a delivery truck and tossing tear gas, earn enough XP to reach Level 50  (g4tv.com) (62)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Deadline) Fail What's worse than an animated film starring Adam Sandler about a vampire that runs a monster hotel? How about tossing Miley Cyrus into the mix?  (deadline.com) (45)


Wed November 02, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Food Truck Fiesta begins today, followed shortly by the 5K dash to the bathroom, and in the evening the Toss Your Cookies cotillion will be in full swing  (tampabay.com) (22)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)


Mon October 31, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Stupid Starting in January in Australia, logos on cigarette boxes will be banned. Next step: Paying someone $100 to punch you in the face before being tossed down a spike-filled pit to retrieve a small handful of smokes  (iheartchaos.com) (19)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop this toss up  (spiegel.de) (26)

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