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Headlines matching 'tom'
Wed May 22, 2013
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret decides that when it comes to making a profit from a mastectomy bra, the cup is only half full
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(8)
 


Tue May 21, 2013
(Politico)
 
 
 
Someone finally takes an interest in South Dakota. Shame it had to be Harry Reid and Tom "What the hell glasses are you wearing, grandma?" Daschle
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(10)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OK Sen. Tom Coburn (R-heartless): No disaster aid for my constituents until budget cuts are made to compensate
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Mon May 20, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A president actually in command of his administration would bring in a new chief of staff and new communications personnel, and figure out how to at least appear interested in getting to the bottom of these issues"
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Sun May 19, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
American scientists pumped to have fully operational $239 million laboratory at bottom of Pacific Ocean by 2015, are tempted to dub it SeaLab 2015
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Sat May 18, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that the American economy has been reignited, Wal-Mart is losing customers left and right. This is bad news... for no one, really
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(194)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist paints Lichtenstein's pop art and pre-Raphaelite masters onto nude bottoms -- just the sort of art subby can get behind. (probably not safe for work)
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(27)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's the bottom of the 9th. Two outs. Bases loaded. 3-2 count. The game is tied 4-4. The batter hits a routine pop fly and Larry, Curly and Moe converge on the ball to make the final out
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Fri May 17, 2013
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even though he saw her two days prior, Jon Voight learned about his daughter's double mastectomy from the New York Times
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Thu May 16, 2013
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Was that a fart on ESPN? Deadspin embarks on groundbreaking journalism to get to the bottom of Fartgate
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(23)
 


Wed May 15, 2013
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma microbrewery raided, equipment seized and manager facing charges...because customers complained that their beer was too strong
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(150)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nuclear device falls off the back of a truck somewhere in WV or PA. Police on the lookout for radioactive rednecks or atomic Amish
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(46)
 


Tue May 14, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy. Can't really justify the Boobies tag on this one
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Mon May 13, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man arrested at airport with pressure cooker. "He is believed to have... lied to a federal customs agent about why he brought the pressure cooker." Really, how hard is it to keep your story straight about why you have a pressure cooker?
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(161)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker posted this video for Chris Hadfield last week, and Chris thought it was great. Welcome home, Major Tom
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(22)
 


Sun May 12, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-year-old with cancer gets surprise limo ride. Returns home to find foundation has built sweet custom playground in his backyard. Too bad they didn't clean up the dust
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(24)
 
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Ranking all the comic book films based on an aggregate data from Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDB user ratings. Can you guess the three films that are actually rated worse than Superman IV?
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(153)
 


Sat May 11, 2013
(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's day -1 playoff hockey thread... GO NOW get her some flowers, or a card or something NOW before the game, tomorrow got busy Just the one NHL playoff game tonight hockey fans... Can the Isles conflict their mothers? 7 eastern
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(651)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Comedian Stewart Lee breaks down the 'It's just a joke' defence, stomps on it, piddles on it, and inserts a clockwork up its bum to animate it like a Mechanical Turk so he can continue to ridicule it. (Yes, some Not Safe For Work language)
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(45)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's a fashion party. And then Tom Brady and Gisele walk in and you're like, 'You win. We get it.'"- John Krasinksi
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stomping on the American flag in South Carolina? That's a shooti....er, it's worth $85,000?
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(92)
 


Fri May 10, 2013
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Romney scrapped Benghazi ad in final weeks of campaign. And, as a result will be free to see 'The Great Gatsby' this afternoon and probably 'Iron Man 3' tomorrow. Really looking forward to new Star Trek
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(217)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just 40 pictures of delectable food photography. Are you hungry yet? (some possibly Not safe for work images on sidebar & bottom of page)
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(28)
 


Thu May 09, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Building superintendent mistakes tomato plants for pot plants on rooftop, calls cops. Cops come and mistake tomato plants for pot plants. That's some fine police work there, Officer Lou
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise line continues to lose paying customers
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(75)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren introduces legislation to make student loans have the same rock bottom interest rates as government loans to banks
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(213)
 


Wed May 08, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sure a lot of customers were burned by SimCity, but no one's stopped to think about the real victims in all this: the sims who live there
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(35)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find ancient DNA at the bottom of a section of sea long bereft of life, thus summoning forth the Old Ones
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(17)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Abercrombie and Fitch CEO tells prospective larger customers to go be fat somewhere else
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(64)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why does the back of your lower leg have the same name as a baby cow? How come the bottom of your foot has the name of a fish?
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(20)
 


Tue May 07, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tactical Response would like you to know that just because the Ohio shooter had their training material, doesn't mean he was a student or a customer of theirs. He just....fark, I dunno. WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE
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(98)
 


Mon May 06, 2013
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A franchise-desperate Tom Cruise signs on for Mission: Impossible 5
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(88)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After hitting rock bottom in March 2011 with his anti-union legislation, Republican governor of Ohio, John Kasich 2.0 is having a remarkable renaissance
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(67)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Holy mackerel, some bottom feeder was arrested hook, line, and sinker for stealing her grandfather's fishing poles. I don't mean to keep carping, but this sea hag really has no sole
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(24)
 


Sun May 05, 2013
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
In-car internet has automakers salivating: get ready for Your Odometer, Brought To You By Tostitos Hint of Lime And Geico Insurance
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's getting squeaky at the bottom. West Brom Vs Wigan, Norwich Vs Villa and Newcastle Vs West Ham in a thirteen game epic round of EPL matches
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Sat May 04, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
No one actually likes Patrón. They just buy it and try to stomach it because they love the bottle so much
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(62)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport formally dedicated today. Lewinsky Memorial Lost & Found to be located underneath the customer service desk
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(114)
 


Fri May 03, 2013
(630 WPRO)
 
 
 
April was a good month for US automakers. May expected to be a fantastic month for US auto mechanics
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Pot calls President Kettle an Uncle Tom
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(55)
 


Thu May 02, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
JC Penney tries to lure customers back with an apology, plus-sized clothing for Leon
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(34)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tommy Lasorda Is not amused by Psy (w/video)
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Wed May 01, 2013
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Teacher sends home geometry assignment incorporating references to serial killer Ted Bundy and peeping toms. Apparently some parents have a problem with this
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(55)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista out of touch with latest female naming trends, identifies customer the only other way he knows how -- "Vagina"
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(155)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Undercover TV reporter in Denver buys several semiautomatic guns from private sellers in just hours, no questions asked, in places like Babies R Us parking lots
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(316)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
IBM creates world's smallest movie using just a few atoms, fails to fulfill Rule 34
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(21)
 


Tue April 30, 2013
(IHS Jane's)
 
 
 
One big difference between the Mig-35 and the F-22 is that one of these has customers
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Tom Cotton, the last, best hope for GOP hawks." Cotton? Well, somebody's gotta pick the Cotton
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(39)
 


Mon April 29, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 2011 Somali famine killed an estimated 260,000 people, half of them age 5 and under .... Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Jennifer Aniston is helping Will Forte get through a bad breakup
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(124)
 
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Budweiser invents beer glass that automatically connects you to Facebook, because alcohol and social media is such a great combination
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(19)
 
(Daily Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
From the tombs of King Midas to ancient Persia to the wine of Chinese dynasties, "Our history as a human species is...the history of fermented beverages." Meet the Indiana Jones of booze
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(47)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw: The idea behind journalism, you water-carrying hacks, is to afflict the comfortable - not schmooze them while taking advantage of the open bar. WHORES, ALL OF YOU. WHORES
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Sun April 28, 2013
(Time)
 
 
 
Businesses are learning that by downsizing the workforce they are, in effect, destroying their bottom line
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(162)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Bay's Pain & Gain wins a painful weekend at the box office with $20 million, Tom Cruise's rehashed Oblivion was a fitting #2, while Robert DeNiro's The Big Wedding was a big flop
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Fri April 26, 2013
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Final warning: stocks set to collapse tomorrow on inaccurate Q1 GDP estimates. Forecasts average 3.2%. Reality is zero growth. Investors will crowd the exits in a mass panic
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(47)
 


Thu April 25, 2013
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte joins Bottom 10 list of worst athlete reality series of all time. T.O., Ochocinco, and Pete Rose appreciate the company
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(48)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
'Lone Ranger' Armie Hammer to star in 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' big-screen adaptation. Bad news: He has to co-star with Tom Cruise. Worst news: Guy Ritchie is set to direct
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(47)
 


Wed April 24, 2013
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
College in Scranton loses its nursing accreditation. Tomorrow's class was supposed to teach how to treat burns from George Foreman grills
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Bondith has been named a finalist in the Flame Challenge II. Not soliciting votes, just humblebragging (scroll all the way to the bottom)
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(5)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut franchise tapes letter to boxes begging customers to give them perfect service scores
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(80)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bad: Walmart refuses to honor price match guarantee for regular customer. Understandable: He kept buying Vanilla Diet Pepsi, which is apparently still a thing
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(106)
 


Tue April 23, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Jor-El really needs to get a vasectomy
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(30)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
US Customs wants Canadians to pay a cover charge to get into a place full of rude, self-centered people where the beer is crappier and more expensive than what they have at home. Agents to be renamed bouncers
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(94)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Netflix wants more money, starts cracking down on customers sharing accounts
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(128)
 


Mon April 22, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
With the title potentially locked up as of Monday, the focus goes to the bottom of the table, where 9 teams find themselves in a relegation scrap. Who will make the push to stay up, and who's going down? All this and more in this week's EPL Thread
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(324)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Xenu ensures Tom Cruise's Oblivion is the #1 film at the box office, bringing in $38 million and giving Cruise one of his biggest openings ever. Meanwhile, 42 was #2 and everyone has forgotten about Evil Dead
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(102)
 


Sun April 21, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean to attract customers to its cruise ships with soaring glass observation pods like the London Eye, skydiving attractions, virtual balconies on interior cabins, and of course, norovirus
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(27)
 


Fri April 19, 2013
(AXS.tv)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: As an appetizer for tomorrow's UFC fights, it's XFC 23; Louisville Slugfest, featuring Shamar Bailey vs Luis Santos. Main card starts at 9 PM ET on AXS TV
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(82)
 
(TuneIn)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police car in Boston stolen, reports of grenades, automatic weapons and explosives at scene coming in on the scanner, police ordered to retreat from the scene
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(4037)
 


Thu April 18, 2013
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Jeff Bridges as Tommy Lee Jones. Ryan Reynolds as Will Smith. In: "No, it's not Men In Black... It's R.I.P.D"
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(48)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A fairly comprehensive chart of time travel in movies (Mods possible repeat from tomorrow.)
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(86)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Leaning inside their car, swearing and pointing your gun at them is no way to express your annoyance with another McDonalds drive-thru customer, Officer
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Google to customers: You don't own the things you buy from us, we own you
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(58)
 


Wed April 17, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why is it these days that the descriptions of exotic new particles physicists are discovering read more and more like dating profiles on Adult Friend Finder? I mean really: "up, down, strange, charm, bottom and top"?
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The ACLU files a complaint with the FTC accusing major wireless carriers of deceptive practices for not updating customers Android phones to the latest version of the OS. Who knew having Jelly Bean was a basic civil right?
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thousands of people sign up to become Major Tom
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(240)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The early bird catches the worm. The early pantsless shoplifter wearing only cherry tomatoes catches the frozen sausage sandwich
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(23)
 


Tue April 16, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for a Bible for my mother but I'm not quite sure who the author is"
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(116)
 


Mon April 15, 2013
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"We will win the World Series. Book it - DONE." - Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New CEO of McDonald's sees his pay triple, much like the waistlines of all the regular customers
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(26)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man who is fighting cancer gets a customized "F Cancr" license plate, claims the "F" stands for fight. Surprisingly some people have a problem with this
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(103)
 


Sun April 14, 2013
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts "Beer should be like violence: domestic" on marquee outside, is utterly baffled by the lack of laughs from angry customers. Bonus clueless points: It's an organic, vegetarian restaurant
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(233)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soviet-era automotive history comes to an end as the last Lada Classics hit the showroom. That's not tears I'm shedding, that's leaking coolant
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(43)
 
(That's Heavy)
 
 
 
You made a time machine? Out of a De Tomaso Mangusta?? What the Back to the Future time machine would look like if it was made today
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(20)
 


Sat April 13, 2013
(Geekette)
 
 
 
Presenting the Pulp-O-Mizer, the custom pulp magazine cover generator. Submit your creations in the thread
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Once you've got over your mid-life crisis you have a later-life crisis to look forward to. Symptoms include buying ridiculous wheelchairs and shacking up with cougars
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(26)
 


Fri April 12, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise says his Irish ancestors used to own most of Dublin, while his Thetan ancestors used to own most of the Milky Way Galaxy
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Tom Cruise tries to be an actor
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(22)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Ten GI Joes who will never appear on the big screen. Really? Tomax and Xamot are too campy for a theatrical release?
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(65)
 


Thu April 11, 2013
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jason Bateman revealed some interesting notes on Arrested Development last night, but only after he admitted to being a peeping tom child actor
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(39)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
To celebrate National Grilled Cheese Day tomorrow, something horrible has happened to a sandwich
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(199)
 


Wed April 10, 2013
(Komo)
 
 
 
Customers like Windows 8 so much, they've driven the PC market to the worst sales since tracking started in 1994
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(151)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Remove all the space within the atoms making up the human body, and every person that's ever lived would fit inside a baseball"
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(68)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Boxers work to knock out Parkinson's symptoms" Briefs, however, kill your sperm and leaves you shakin' with regret
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(24)
 


Tue April 09, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas. A suspect is still on the loose and in possession of at least one fully automatic assault knife
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(533)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just like the skirmishes in "bloody Kansas" provided a preview of the Civil War, the battle in Iowa over who will run to try to ocupy Tom Harkin's soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat are a dress rehearsal for the coming GOP war with the Tea Party
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(90)
 
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Worst strike three call in the history of baseball ruins Rangers-Rays game, but we can't automate balls and strikes even though we have the technology because robots are strong and they eat old people's medicine for fuel (with vid)
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(144)
 


Sun April 07, 2013
(Today)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, Tom Arnold has produced an heir
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(12)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Evil Dead remake scares up a #1 finish at the box office, with GI Joe: Retaliation fighting for #2. Jurassic Park 3D roars into the #4 position, unable to stomp over the Croods
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom & Dad getting to see you hit the game-tying homer in the bottom of the 9th is pretty nice. When your brother follows up one out later with the walk-off game winner, that's really something special
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(43)
 


Sat April 06, 2013
(Chockadoc)
 
Video
 
A documentary about hypertext? Yawn... By Douglas Adams and featuring Tom Baker? SOLD
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(11)
 


Fri April 05, 2013
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night Women's MMA: Invicta 5, featuring Jessica Penne vs Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson for the Atomweight Championship. Plus the return of the totally not 'roided Cyborg Santos. Stream starts at 7 PM ET
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(292)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Semi-automatic rifle used by Adam Lanza during Newtown school shooting upgraded to fully automatic weapon by President Obama
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(574)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pro Bowl likely to shift to 'draft' format in 2014. Looks like Tom Brady will finally be a first round pick
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(54)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The folks at national pretzel sellers Auntie Anne's want their customers to know that an incident last week involving an employee who flung nacho cheese at some customers was not part of the chain's 'pretzel perfect' experience
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(41)
 


Thu April 04, 2013
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Mexican restaurant replies to dissatisfied customer on Facebook: "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly"
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(130)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Tonsillectomy now recommended for adults with recurring sore throats, once again giving Americans an excuse to go on an all ice cream diet
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(31)
 


Tue April 02, 2013
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Geez ... you guys act like you've never seen a man armed with a semi-automatic weapon riding a bulldozer before
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(81)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
Despite the usual blaming finger people love to point at the Patriots' defense, the real culprit in their recent postseason losses has been that heralded, Tom Brady-led offense
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(65)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Guy turns into Stompy McWindshieldsmash. after finding out his girlfriend cheated on him. (Not safe for work language)
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Mon April 01, 2013
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Edwin Mellen Press sues customers who post criticism of Edwin Mellen Press, apparently because Edwin Mellen Press is unfamiliar with the Internet. Edwin Mellen Press
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(29)
 
(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio man hits bottom again
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(86)
 


Sat March 30, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Growhouse gets raided by police in Kansas, only nets 6 plants. Tomato and squash plants
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(169)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Lesson not in the dad handbook: how to retrieve your son's severed finger from your dog's stomach
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(116)
 


Fri March 29, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctor, I have stomach cramps. Doctor: No you have baby cramps
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(53)
 


Thu March 28, 2013
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart planning to "crowd-source" parcel delivery by letting the customers who shop in the store sign up to deliver packages to those that order things online. Also swear they've thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(159)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor makes the best argument for the defeat of DOMA in a single question to a stumped attorney
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(232)
 


Wed March 27, 2013
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
I Can't Drive 55 ..... Miles: Abolishing the U.S. gasoline tax and replacing it with a levy based on miles driven could happen "tomorrow" regardless of hurdles
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(372)
 
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
World's smallest implant tells your smartphone when you're about to have a heart attack. Finally, something for AT&T customers who have just had their tenth straight call dropped
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(8)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Ground control to "agent" Tom: FBI's hugely popular UFO file stirred controversy but proved nothing
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(3)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rack up a $35 tab at Denny's, make sure you have more than $8 on you, and most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you
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Mon March 25, 2013
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Store upset at customers using it as a showroom is now charging a $5 "Just Looking" fee, which surely won't backfire
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lululemon's policy for issuing refunds for recalled yoga pants is to have the woman bend over while wearing their pants so the clerk can determine if they are sheer enough to qualify. That, or Lululemon has the most gullible customers on the planet
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(117)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Web sites that collect customer reviews of services are a good thing, right? Well, hospital overseers don't seem to think so. But then again, most reviews of plumbers and babysitters don't involve anyone dying
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Urology clinic throws in a free pizza with all vasectomies, gives a few slices to make up for the cut
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(70)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(Network World)
 
 
 
HAL would be jealous: US military wants automated Artificial Intelligence tools to create smart computers faster
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(12)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chase Bank customers temporarily see '0' balance after computers are accidentally set to "inevitable forecasting"
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(85)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Tom Coburn has absolutely no interest in learning how much you really hate him or the rest of the Senate
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(131)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Beat it Tom Hanks, being an eccentric old kook is Bill Murray's turf
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Obama and Biden are both out of the country right now. This means that Boehner is automatically Preside - oh, wait. It doesn't mean that?
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(81)
 
(Sham Sports)
 
 
 
Comprehensive whatever-happened-to listing of your favorite retired NBA stars and scrubs. "Dikembe Mutombo - Recently starred in an amusing and nonsensical Geico advert"
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(72)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Will EA remain reigning champ with its botched release of SimCity? Will Bank of America finally be able to seize the trophy? Will people remember that Carnival literally crapped on its customers? It's your annual Worst Company in America contest
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(189)
 


Tue March 19, 2013
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Scroll down to the bottom of the article to find out why Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are dating
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Calling on the Power Of Fark(tm). Tomorrow is the final day of Round 1 in the Madden 25 cover vote and we have the opportunity to put The Man...The Myth...The Legend...The Jake on The Cover. Let's do this
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(55)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady restructures contract: "What a great guy Tom Brady is". Megatron and Suh restructure contracts: "neither Johnson nor Suh is taking less money, their cap hits are just being pushed forward into the future"
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(67)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Guy Ritchie are teaming up to remake the Man from U.N.C.L.E. for some reason
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(44)
 


Mon March 18, 2013
(SacBee)
 
 
 
River drowning victim identified. Officials say it was the woman at the bottom of the river
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas "Sew Girls" make custom clothing for wounded veterans, with all the feathers and sequins that they could possibly want
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While last week's NHL Power Rankings thread went missing in action, nothing has changed at the top or the bottom this week
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(100)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark favorite vincent_blackshadow has been hospitalized since Superbowl Sunday. His family is in over their heads with bills and you mothercluckers better give like there's no tomorrow. DIT
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(448)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-year-old with cancer surprised with custom backyard playset. With 'damn it's dusty' pics of four-year-old
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(21)
 


Sat March 16, 2013
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
All hell breaks loose when an overprotective helicopter mom spots a cleaning crew employee in the parking lot of her children's school and automatically assumes he's an armed lunatic hellbent on snuffing the life out of every student
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(290)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tommy John surgeon elbows his way into Cooperstown
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(12)
 


Fri March 15, 2013
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Top 10 weirdest things removed from people's stomachs
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(86)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Every plecostomus in the world's eyes just lit up
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(92)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Suffering from stage 3 Lyme disease, it had gotten so bad for Tom Seaver that he'd forgotten how godawful the Mets have been lately. In other news, half of Queens runs naked into the forest in hopes of picking up a few dozen tick bites
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Realistically, at this point, the only people confirmed for Episode VII are: me, some guy from customer service, and Steve, who lives next door; and a bunch of other dorks. We'll be known as "The Audience"
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(18)
 


Thu March 14, 2013
(Network World)
 
 
 
Cheeky browser plug-in pokes fun at cloud hype, automatically replaces "the cloud" with "my butt"
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(36)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Kaiser Permanente gets highest customer satisfaction in California, coming in just ahead of Kaiser Soze and Kaiser Wilhelm
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
AT&T pays CEO Randall Stephenson $21 million, which works out to about a nickel for every hour an AT&T customer was put on hold
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(12)
 


Tue March 12, 2013
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
The definition of rock bottom is the moment you realize the lady who huffs rats on TLC has a husband and you don't
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(27)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
300-pound crystal stolen in one of the largest heists ever of a solid continuous framework of silicon-oxygen tetrahedra whose constituent atoms are arranged in an ordered pattern extending in all three spatial dimensions
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(33)
 


Mon March 11, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
♫Caring about herself.This is our last monarch. This is our last monarch. This is ourselves. Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo) Stomach pressure. (do do do do dodododo)♫
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(45)
 


Sun March 10, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
United-Chelsea and Tottenham-Liverpool headline the top side matches, but the bottom half begin the race to escape the drop for this FA Cup/Premier league weekend thread, now (hopefully) with less trolls
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Sat March 09, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Volvo launches a new safety system that spots bicyclists and pedestrians. Volvo customers in Los Angeles: "what's a pedestrian?"
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(14)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
How the federal budget cuts could affect you - as in the airline traveler, national park visitor, bathroom visitor, federal employee, friend of a federal employee, Medicaid customer, defense contactor, president, Paul Ryan
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(59)
 


Fri March 08, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today: South Dakota enacts first law allowing teachers to carry guns. Tomorrow: 15 asshole teachers arrested for waving guns at unruly students
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(344)
 


Thu March 07, 2013
(NFL)
 
 
 
Analysis: Tom Brady is in need of a new bench warmer and helmet holder
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(46)
 


Wed March 06, 2013
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hello out there, Tom's off the air
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What if this time around in the beginning, Lara Croft was a wimp and you have to build her up to Tomb Raiding badassatude? Oh just shut up and take my money already
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(134)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP state senator wants law banning sex ed classes from using material published by Planned Parenthood because PP is trying to cultivate future customers
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(63)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(Newser)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch gets to the bottom of how testing could show their "beer" was watered down
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(154)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
President Barack Obama, November 2011: "I will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cuts"
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(123)
 


Sun March 03, 2013
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Microsoft says it will switch around the interface and change all the menus on Office 360 every 3 months, and customers will love them for it
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(86)
 


Sat March 02, 2013
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Apparently trying to get 200 lbs. of chocolate for human consumption through customs in England is alright, but doing the same with 200 lbs. of caterpillars is frowned upon
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(23)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart defends Michael Moore against dubious claims by Buzzfeed. Don't worry, the comments prove they will be back chucking boulders of bullshiat in their glass house tomorrow
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(60)
 


Fri March 01, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has to use bathroom and stops at restaurant. News: Restaurant charges $5 for non-customers but she doesn't pay. FARK: Sheriff tracks down the woman and the restaurant sends a bill. Double Fark: They won't take her $5
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(149)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer may be running out of tomorrows at "Today"
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Once again, Octomom redefines "hitting rock bottom"
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(85)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois state Rep. Jim Sacia (R-eally unsure about anatomy) says assault rifle ban is the same as castration. Subby thought all that talk about guns being equated to penises was some sort of phallicy
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(71)
 
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Customer 'felt helpless' during Verizon robbery. It got even worse when three masked gunmen came into rob the joint
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
PBS has made a cartoon explaining the tongue-eating fish parasite Cymothoa exigua (Not safe for your weak stomach)
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(28)
 


Wed February 27, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers are considering a bill that would legalize marijuana. Just kidding. But they really may repeal a law that forbids restaurant employees from mixing drinks in front of the customers
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(26)
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Take the Beatles, a little early cowboy music, add some punk and a large amount of pantomime, steam-punk, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy gaming and you get these guys (w/video)
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(17)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
On this episode of Clueless Gamer, Conan reviews the latest installment of Tomb Raider
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(19)
 


Tue February 26, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"As President Obama returned from a Florida golfing trip and Congress was on a Presidents' Day break last week, Tommy Bassett, a nuclear machinist, was applying for a backup job at Lowe's"
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(113)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sotomayor puts the smackdown on a U.S. attorney whose remarks were "an affront to the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection of the laws"
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(54)
 
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
547 men indicted for buying sex, thanks to feckless pimp who kept apparently unencrypted log book of his customers
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(40)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"As Tom Brady looked deeply into my eyes, It was like he was seeing right through me. I was naked in front of him, wholly exposed. It was during this visual undressing he told me he had agreed to a three-year, $27 million extension." - Peter King
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(91)
 


Mon February 25, 2013
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Grocery store recalls flour for giving customers blue balls
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(1)
 


Sun February 24, 2013
(BBC America)
 
 
 
Tired of waiting until April for New Doctor Who? Why not try out BBC America's Doctor Who Revisited, with an encore showing of the First Doctor's 'The Aztecs' at 5 PM, Followed by the premiere of The Second Doctor's Tomb of the Cybermen at 8 PM?
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(56)
 


Sat February 23, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
One case of voter fraud discovered. That means Mitt Romney is automatically president, and Obama has to say "you're welcome" to every person in the country
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(64)
 


Thu February 21, 2013
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Tombstone Pizza dies at age 86. Peperony and chease
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(74)
 


Wed February 20, 2013
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Lucky bakery customer winds up getting extra dough, after employee mistakenly puts bread in bag with till from cash register
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(46)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA says that travelers left $500,000 at airport checkpoints last year. Apparently, after a full body search men automatically feel the need to leave a tip
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(19)
 
(The Local (Sweden))
 
 
 
Police to murder suspect: "Gee, that's awfully nice of you to come by to turn yourself in. But we're closed for the day. How about you go to another police station or come back tomorrow?"
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Could this be the stupidest Starbucks Coffee customer ever
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(113)
 


Tue February 19, 2013
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Octomom checks into rehab. So here's several pictures of her half-naked
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(94)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
I know that the Sith are evil and all, but it seems beneath them to be robbing 7-11 stores with a small semi-automatic handgun
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(18)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas city plans to start automatically charging people who are in car accidents a 'crash tax' to cover the cost of first-responders at the scene. "Don't we pay them to do that already?"
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(81)
 


Mon February 18, 2013
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Boeing tries to win back dissatisfied 787 customers with quick fix for fiery battery problem. Fix includes heavy-duty titanium or steel containment box around battery cells, high-pressure evacuation tubes, and complete set of used rosary beads
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(53)
 


Sat February 16, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Downton Abbey" is available on iTunes and has consistently hit #1 on the charts therefore federally funding PBS is like welfare and Sarah Palin is automatically President
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(79)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thailand couple sets a world's record for the longest kiss, breaking the old mark claimed by George Costanza with Marisa Tomei
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(8)
 


Fri February 15, 2013
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am
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(159)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You're traveling to the airport. Did you remember to close the garage? Set automatic lights? Coat your spark plug cables with coyote urine?
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(51)
 


Thu February 14, 2013
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
Seafood restaurant fines customers who don't finish everything on their plates and gives the money to the fishermen who risk their lives to catch the customers' food
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(72)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to carry an illegal loaded semiautomatic firearm in NYC, it is probably best to not press your luck by trying to beat a $2 subway fare
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(215)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Never, never ever trip alone. Or you may wind up in a convenience store asking customers not to eat you
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(15)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mysterious coronavirus infects England. Symptoms include kidney failure, respiratory distress, feeling of sand between your toes, auditory and visual hallucinations
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(16)
 


Mon February 11, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Judge rules that it's illegal to sell custom Batmobiles because the Batmobile is itself a fictional character. Not sure if serious
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(69)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland discovers that they can increase the $afety generated by red light cameras if they expand the net a bit. Potential new customers: people who didn't run a red light, people who might have thought about running a red light
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(142)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tom Waits, Keith Richards, Iggy, Dr. John and Shane MacGowan singing sea chanteys? Yes, I think so
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(38)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
Japan's automatic GPS-guided robot snowplow shiats snow bricks, just like Sarah Connor will when it finds her
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(25)
 


Sat February 09, 2013
(NESN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers' Brett Keisel shaves his iconic, massive beard for charity. This is the biggest loss of a beard since Katy Holmes left Tom Cruise
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(20)
 


Fri February 08, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The Republicans finally have leverage. They should use it. Obama capitalized on the automaticity of the expiring Bush tax cuts to get what he wanted at the fiscal cliff - higher tax rates. Republicans now have automaticity on their side"
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(187)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City judge in an effort to stomp out crime, has 59 year old grandmother arrested. Fark: for a ticket from 2001 for not securing her dog. Ultrafark: A dog she never owned
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(47)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(The Verge)
 
 
 
CEO of the Phantom console 2.0 says a new, nearly twice as powerful version will be released every year
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(101)
 


Wed February 06, 2013
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Bad: Natural Gas explosion destroys your business. Worse: While you and a customer are in there. Fark: Your business doesn't have gas service
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(9)
 


Tue February 05, 2013
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Have you ever been at your job in the Dollar Store and wanted to spank a customer's misbehaving kid? 25 times? With a belt?
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(307)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted an anatomy textbook that featured your favorite cyborgs, have we got some good news for you. Your parents also would like you to move out of the basement, but that's a separate issue
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you are on a 'Reality Show' you really shouldn't tell the subject of that show that you hate all customers, calling them selfish and demanding because that 'Reality Show' just might be 'Undercover Boss'
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(84)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
You have to commend the quick customer service at the two banks this woman robbed 15 minutes apart
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(16)
 


Mon February 04, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You find a wallet outside a Kohl's. Do you: a) turn it in at customer service, b) take it home with you and try to find contact information for the owner, or c) stand there in front of the surveillance cameras distributing the money to your kids?
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(102)
 


Sun February 03, 2013
(News 1130)
 
 
 
As of tomorrow, Canada will stop making pennies, so you'll always get a nickel back
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(83)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
SodaStream customer service thinks it's funny that the Splenda used in their syrups affects one woman's digestive tract
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(105)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
If you're reading this on a Mountain Lion OS X computer, for a good time, just type "File:///" (Some Not safe for work language in video at bottom of article)
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(59)
 


Sat February 02, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ten things you can watch instead of The Super Bowl tomorrow night. Hey, AMC's got a Walking Dead marathon, so at least there will be some action
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(88)
 


Fri February 01, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beyoncé finally admits she lip-synced at the inauguration, which means that Mitt Romney automatically becomes president and Barack Obama has to join Up With People
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Thu January 31, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man who wears tight spandex pants, pats fellow players on the ass, and winds up at the bottom of a pile of sweaty men for a living says that no gay stuff will be tolerated in the San Francisco 49ers locker room
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(118)
 
(Listverse)
 
 
 
Man drowns when no one notices him at the bottom of the pool . . . at a party for 100 lifeguards celebrating no drownings that year
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(62)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ The sun will come out tomorrow....♪ ♫
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(15)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Turns out the $1,400 in counterfeit bills a bank tried to pawn off on a customer weren't counterfeit at all. It's just the other bank he went to apparently has no idea what real money looks like
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(74)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Coolest beer bottle opener of all time epitomizes the expression "Have another round"
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(25)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mafia-like groups of men known as "modesty squads" use threats of violence to enforce religious customs in Tehran. I'm sorry, did I say "Tehran?" I meant Brooklyn
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
City officials NaCl down on customers dropping salt in parking lots
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(76)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
LaDainian Tomlinson gives an honest opinion of the San Diego Chargers. San Diego sportswriters predictably have a problem with this
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(21)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You've got ask where it all went downhill the night you find yourself going to a trailer to have sex with the woman who lives there, but balking when you see her husband pointing a shotgun at another customer running from the residence
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Tue January 29, 2013
(Patch)
 
 
 
Sad: Man accidentally runs over his wife, so he calls 911. Fark: When the paramedics show up, he's accidentally stomping on her face
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(121)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In response to a measure banning semi-automatic rifles and large-capacity magazines, a Vermont gun range starts a ban of their own
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(536)
 
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Motomart manager and musical instrument
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Detroit is edging closer to bankruptcy, only unlike the automakers, its chances of getting a federal bailout are almost nonexistent
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(175)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marine biologists hope to reintroduce large, endangered game fish to Potomac River. Like a sturgeon, stocked for the very first time
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(41)
 


Sun January 27, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressman Tom Tancredo, (R-enege), backs out of promise to smoke pot now that it's legal because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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(60)
 
(Edmunds)
 
 
 
American automotive service industry: You should definitely change your oil every 3000 miles. American automotive consumers: Uh ... nice try
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(129)
 


Sat January 26, 2013
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tom Tancredo loses a bet, says he'll smoke pot now that it has been made legal in Colorado. Democrats still trying to figure out what he was smoking before
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(42)
 
(Some Thud)
 
 
 
What's a Numberwang? Drop by tomorrow (Sunday for those of you who have trouble with the concept of tomorrow) at 4pm EST to find out and win stuff. DIT
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(35)
 
(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
Six matches on tap today and two more tomorrow, featuring Freiburg at Leverkusen. Your Bundesliga matchday 19 thread
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(24)
 


Thu January 24, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't worry, loyal customers. Burger King is no longer selling horse Whoppers
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(91)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's not all bad for Tom Brady. After three years of construction, his $20 million California mansion is complete
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(38)
 
(Johnstown Tribune-Democrat)
 
 
 
Former Steelers linebacker Jack Ham will be featured as a bobblehead for a Johnstown Tomahawks hockey game January 31. Any cool or rather odd crossover promotions that you have heard of discuss to your right
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(28)
 
(X-103 Indianapolis)
 
 
 
"McDonald's customer says Spicy McChicken is too spicy, calls cops"
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After reviewing Sunday's championship games the NFL league office hands out a stiff $10K fine for clearly unacceptable conduct on the field. Tom Brady's attempted groin kick? No, Frank Gore's sagging socks, of course
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Wed January 23, 2013
(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady fined $10,000 for his Ty Cobb impression after too many people were making jokes that he'd never be fined for anything
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady apologizes for trying to end Ed Reed's career; Pats fans
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(83)
 


Tue January 22, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest finally hits the apex of their business plan. Step 1: Enforce cattle-car boarding. Step 2: Charge $40 per person to avoid Step 1. Step 3: Receive great feedback from easily duped customers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judges sentence grandmother/mule to death for "damaging the image of Bali as a tourism destination". Those judges to be tried tomorrow for damaging Bali's reputation with their sentence. By induction all Bali judges will soon be executed. QED
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