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295 headlines found matching 'tom'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Wawa is opening its first store in Washington DC. It will feature interactive digital screens-where customers can upload photos and messages that will flicker inside the store. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It can't be that hard since Donnie's doin' it, and look what a crap job he's doing - says Tom Hanks and George Clooney, who are both considering running for President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is your friendly reminder that Ajit Pai is a dick and the internet will be gutted tomorrow
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren attacks women who "make things up." That's the joke
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Comcast's pledge to behave without Open-Web rules drawing doubters. In a customer-centric response, their lawyers file totally iron clad "pinky swear" brief
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
"Florida man urinates in middle of Steak 'n Shake in front of dozens of customers"
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Mon December 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Due to Alabama's voter ID laws designed to disenfranchise black and Latino voters, Moore's election is all but assured even before the polls open tomorrow morning
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Tom Brady and the Patriots fry the fish? Or will the Dolphins pull off the mega-upset? Could this be considered a winter getaway for the Patriots? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles officially opens distribution center in Romulus, Vulcan is green with envy
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Details of "creepy sex talk" emerge about NPR host, Tom Ashbrook. Also, he's a bit of a dick
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After a week of race wars on sports talk radio/tv, Tom Brady finally says "ENOUGH". Apologizes to Josh McDaniels on his last public relations appearance of the week
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In headlines that will only be understood in the UK: Pantomime deemed "too smutty" for children forced to tone down script after complaints. OH NO IT ISN'T
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Without a Democrat in the White House to frighten customers gunmaker's stock drops
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomb riggers find reaching climax is hard
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Pearl Harbor Day and it's Tom Waits' birthday and this sort of covers both
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two black British Airways passengers downgraded and then removed from the plane after a white woman complained about her broken seat. They were also forced to pay the customary "downgraded and booted off the plane" service charge
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Wed December 06, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
PayPal says a data breach at a company it recently acquired may have exposed the personal information for up to 1.6 million customers. FFF- Would not do business with again
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeless man offers to "watch' your car as you park near downtown Tampa restaurant at night. You ignore him. Q - What word does homeless man scratch on the hood of your automobile?
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Tue December 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bottomless buffet results in vomiting and diarrhea. Pants-wearing buffet has no problems
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When separate villains capture Barry and Caitlin it's up to Iris to decide who lives and dies. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, despite the benefits the Legends decide to stop Norsemen from conquering America. (CW 9ET)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Good times ahead for Dollar General because "The economy is continuing to create more of our core customer"
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted economic expert Tomi Lahren predicts a national shortage of toilet paper because the government is giving away too much "free stuff"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you experience flu-like symptoms after having an orgasm? You may be allergic to sex
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Private bus company promotes itself by telling customers they won't have to ride with Chinese people. Apology tries to clarify things, explains that they just feel there are too many immigrants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hannity says Mueller nails another one tomorrow
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man on probation for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart arrested for masturbating in front of customers at Walmart. If he were in Congress he'd have been given some hand sanitizer and sent on his merry way
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Artist creates painting depicting white men, woman carrying black kids away from sex trafficking, flanked by abolitionists like Frederick Douglass, modern figures like Glenn Beck. "I would call it the epitome of the white savior complex" You decide
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
What will the rich do with all that extra tax cut cash? Elon Musk plans on launching a luxury automobile to Mars
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Thu November 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tax vote postponed 'til tomorrow due to minor trillion dollar oversight
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee sorts through a donation box, finds ugly sweater, bell bottom jeans, hand grenade, ugly coffee mug..... wait, what?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Jared Goff is clearly the next Tom Brady
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says it's "sick and unfair" that the media focuses on the stupidity and bigotry of Melania Grinch, Kellyanne of Green Goebbels, and The Huckabeast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses advanced political calculotometry to justify the shocking revelation that recent North Korean missile tests REQUIRE Congress to pass the Trump tax bill
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Wed November 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Artifacts from King Tut's tomb set for international tour. Paging Steve Martin, Steve Martin to the SNL main stage please
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers turn tomatoes into fluorescent dots that still don't taste like tomatoes
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow, All hope is lost as just punching Nazis doesn't seem to be enough to stop them. The only hope is Barry has to run faster. (CW 8ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New tests at the site of "Jesus' tomb" in Jerusalem confirm traditional beliefs that it was built in the 4th century by Romans
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Texans quarterback Tom Savage gives the press conference of every athlete's dreams
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And here's Tomi Lahren with her "final thoughts" on what she calls "man-shaming," something the rest of us call "reporting serial sexual predators"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Emerson Electric manually withdraws offer to buy Rockwell Automation
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Mon November 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Tom Savage and the Texans rally the troops and roast the Ravens? Or will Joe Flacco be the victors and toast the Texans? It is your Monday Night Football thread, Kickoff at 8:30pm EST on ESPN
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's attempt at driving their SUV along the bottom of a canal named Alligator Alley ends predictably
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold on releasing a Trump tape: "I worked on the kill floor of a meat packing plant for 3 years and I was married to Roseanne for 5. Nothing scares me anymore"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Come to the bottom of the sea to sea thousands of spider crabs march and shed their shells. Bring lots of butter
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(Metro)
 
 
 
City opens first free homeless vending machine. Limit three homeless per customer
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Sun November 26, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1922, archaeologists enter the tomb of King Tut, discover Geraldo Rivera
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Test your knowledge of forgotten Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck movie Three Men and a Baby. Wait, who was the third man?
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Sat November 25, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Now that you've seen 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles,' it's time to catch up with the cast 30 years after the original release date 11/25/87
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Josh Hutcherson lives every man's dream via farting in Tom Hanks' face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Tomi
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish bakery unveils world's first bread made out of crushed crickets, and customers say it tastes just like bread. Excited?
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Wed November 22, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I don't see a thread yet, and I"m getting antsy. Rumors of a big drop tomorrow, #ITWASME Shopping is all done for tomorrow, Trump's already got in 72 holes, 7 holes in 1. Who'll be in for Rachel? It's your live Maddow thread, 8pm EST
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving Eve and the NHL has a full slate of 15 games before taking tomorrow off to enjoy turkey & football. Sit back, relax, crack open a few and tell us why you are thankful for Hockey. 1st puck drop @ 7:00 pm EST
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/22): Geoff Johns brings the Watchmen into the DC Universe...with sexy results (probably). Space hippies tour the galaxy and do all the drugs, a new Tomb Raider comic, and Betty & Veronica lead a motorcycle gang...with sexy results
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese automaker GAC had planned to enter the U.S. market under the name of Trumpchi which translates roughly to best China. Well they are now seriously re-thinking what nameplate to sell their cars under
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Lawsuit by 450 Vegas shooting victims: This is all MGM's fault because they negligently failed to train their security staff as to what to do if a mass-murdering psycho with a cache of automatic weapons started firing on a crowd from their hotel
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the Flash, Biv and Bel terrorize Central City as Iris puts the finishing touches on her upcoming nuptials. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray and Rory get lost on the way to Hanoi while Grodd plots their downfall. (CW 9ET)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News, the channel currently clucking about Al Franken possibly touching a woman's bottom, has come to a $90 million settlement with shareholders regarding its own sexual harassment claims
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren takes the Ball from Trump and runs with it right into the stands
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Former NFL WR Terry Glenn dies in a car crash. She caught Tom Brady's first NFL touchdown pass
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(Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to have a custom swimsuit with your pet's face on it, then today you can yell "JACKPOT"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The definitive timeline of Star Wars from The Phantom Menace to The Last Jedi. Wait, do we need to remember Jar-Jar?
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise to potentially appear in film about California-based cult. So... a documentary?
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
It's official: the Arizona Cardinals "Blaine Gabbert Era" begins this Sunday against Houston. Tom Savage expected to observe how a real quarterback plays
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(Wired)
 
 
 
WIRED wonders what automated trucks mean for truckers. Is it really that hard to figure out?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump may finally have hit rock bottom
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes finally publishes its rating and the reviews for Justice League and it should come as no shock that yup, it sucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Celebs call for Franken's resignation. Notables include Tom Arnold, Antonio Sabato, Jr., and...Kathy Griffin?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. wins the bidding rights to Paddington 2: Revenge of the Soulless Automaton
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charles Manson reaching the bottom of the slide
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to stranger stomping on roof. No fiddle was recovered
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, only The Council of Wells can help Barry stop a dancing teapot. (CW 8pm EST) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, the face that launched a thousand ships is loose in 1930's Hollywood and only the Legends can return her home. (CW 9pm EST)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes, partly owned by Warner Bros., will not release its aggregate score for Justice League until right before opening
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(Criminal Element)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite's novel Blackbird officially releases tomorrow (11/14). Check out his essay on the "Badass and Child Duo" trope and enter to win a copy
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And on the lighter side of the news, actor Tom Sizemore is a freaking child molester
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Variations of this headline are likely going to see a LOT of use before this administration is over: Tom Price is gone, but the investigations he sparked are going to live on for a LONG time
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Sun November 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which team achieve that Rocky Mountain High in Denver? Can the Patriots tear up the Broncos, or will Denver trample Tom Brady and company? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A few dozen Buddhist monks perform the University of Georgia "callin' the Dawgs" cheer. Georgia promptly gets curb stomped by Auburn. Guess Buddha wasn't amused
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New app tells you if your local McDonald's ice cream machine is down, sending disappointed customers into a McFlurry
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Sat November 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Finally, a restaurant fights back against their core customer base
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego restaurant to customers: Due to federally mandated increases in the minimum wage we must now charge you a "minimum wage surcharge." San Diego city attorney to restaurant: No you don't
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pet-sitting company who sued customer over negative Yelp review loses SLAPP bet, must chose between 10 slaps now or 5 slaps between now and the end of time
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Wed November 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard hosts annual 'Anal Sex 101' course - where everyone ends up at the bottom of the class
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg, and John Williams bring you 'The Post' to win all the Oscars
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Oh, and while you're at it, you probably shouldn't pick your nose and wipe it on your customer's groceries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dem. Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan introduces a bill no sane person could possibly object to requiring all voting machines to keep paper back-ups, and to federally fund automatic recounts in close elections. So yeah, That'll go nowhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing will prepare you for...MORTAL TOMKATS
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Joe deals with drunken debauchery during Barry's bachelor party. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, When Victorian London is threatened by a time travelling vampire there's only one way to make it worse. (CW 9ET)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren makes statement about Texas shooting as if she's a 'real Texan' even though she's only lived there since 2015. Native Texans not amused
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don Trump Jr., uses the power of Twitter to twice urge all his Virginia followers to get out tomorrow and vote in the election
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Car salesman stakes his head on the new automatic sliding door safety features
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The head of the World Bird Sanctuary has resigned after showing customers at a nearby Redbox a cockatoo. Or 20
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It took 38 years, but customers now say that Starbucks has gotten too expensive
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter lockdown has raised security concerns from people who worry their accounts could be killed by a customer service rep
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Today, Tom Steyer accuses Fox News of breach of contract after they stopped airing his "Impeach Trump" ad, which he paid to have air for quite some time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Justice Department considering an antitrust suit against AT&T and Time Warner. What are they worried about, a monopoly on bad customer service?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For webseries, Bourdain visits the drummer for Green Day, gives him (a) a pizza (b) a shirt (c) a custom snare drum made from 50-year old Balvenie whisky staves
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Fri November 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hero of Harvey, Houston's own "Mattress Mack", who opened his furniture stores as shelters even while certain Mega-churches we could name stayed locked tight, just lost a $10 million bet with his customers because the Astros won the World Series
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Caption this new iPhone X customer in Shanghai
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump plans to save BIG Coal by giving them an $11 billion dollar annual bailout, that will be paid by electric customers
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Odds that's really a doctor on Craigslist looking for subjects for anatomical research are about the same as the odds of that's really a 14 year old girl you're chatting with online, but some people have to find out the hard way
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I need to call a colleague in London tomorrow, as soon as she arrives at the office, but they's already changed from DST. When do I call? I'm so confused. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists study travelers' sudden urge to poop upon coming home. "I'm pretty sure I can train you as a human being to pee when you smell peppermint. That's an example of how much of an automaton you are"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
First we get to find out about JFK, and now finally we get to find out what Bin Laden's favorite camel dating site is. Tomorrow will Jimmy Hoffa make an appearance?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Tom Tancredo officially running for Governor of Colorado; vows to defund Denver if elected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this forlorn automobile
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Guys, I'm beginning to think Tom Brady may not have won a truth-telling contest at all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GOP braces for "all hell" to "break loose" when they reveal their attempt to rewire the entire U.S. economy tomorrow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Terror suspect was a rude customer at a local NJ supermarket. If that's the bar for determining a who is a potential terrorist in NYC, Trump better build that wall at the Lincoln Tunnel
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, In what is quite a stretch, Gypsy's father shows up and takes an immediate dislike to Cisco. While Barry faces off with an old nemesis. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray must save his younger self from ET. (CW 9ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady wishes Jimmy Garoppolo well after trade to 49ers. "That outta teach that little piece of crap not to ever borrow my hairbrush again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN today: Benghazi attack suspect arrested in Libya. Infowars tomorrow: Benghazi attacker had HRC's personal cell number tattooed on his back and was trained in urban assault by Michelle Obama
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Helping customers while wearing blackface, knowing that management's got your back? That was easy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 49ers trade a 2nd round draft pick to insure Tom Brady stays in Foxboro
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump stomps around White House like a cheeto-Godzilla wondering how come his constant lying hasn't solved all his problems
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tom Benson hospitalized after Saints game for precautionary reasons; his embattled estate now being willed to those two sexy, sexy nurses
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Broncos pony up and get a win? Will the Chiefs tomahawk chop their way through their rival? Are YOU ready for some football? LIVE from Kansas City, THIS is your Monday Night Football: Broncos vs Chiefs thread (Kickoff @ 8:30pm ET on ESPN)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
After eight games, 2015: Jim Tomsula (2-6); 2016: Chip Kelly (1-7); 2017: Kyle Shanahan (0-8). Are the 49ers due for their fifth head coach in five years?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
MTV's 'Jersey Shore' is reality TV rock bottom, you can't take that concept any lower than that. MTV: Challenge accepted
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News correspondent Tomi Lahren who has criticized NFL players for disrespecting the flag by taking a knee, says she did not disrespect the flag by wearing it as a Halloween costume (w/pics)
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Sun October 29, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles continue to soar? Can Tom Brady stop the resurgent Chargers? Could we get a decent Dallas and Washington game for a change? Your regularly-scheduled NFL: Week 8 discussion thread kicks off @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX
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Sat October 28, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
56 years ago, Russia detonated the king of all nuclear and atomic weapons, called the "Tsar Bomba" in Arctic Russia, creating the world's most powerful nuclear blast. Let's just say it made a big bada boom
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Fri October 27, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Starbucks releases Zombie Frappuccino to disgust customers, annoy employees
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia uses monthly faxes to communicate with Best Korea, right after they finish telexing the Ottoman Empire and pigeon posting the Upper Volta
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court rules convenience stores can be sued for selling alcohol to intoxicated customers, cutting their business in half
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tells law school audience that "the Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution." Then he bites the head off a bat
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry faces quite a longshot is his gambit to take down the metahuman Hazard. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Sara travels to the future to save an outlaw named Zari, somehow this lets Germany win WWII. (CW 9ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta to hire 1000 flight attendants in 2018. Must be able to follow safety protocols, be service minded, and not drag customers screaming from their seats like some 'other' airline
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Daniel Day Lewis, you're the bomb in Phantom Thread, yo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Warning: The following video may trigger allergy-like symptoms of runny eyes and such. Also, how long will it be before the NFL fines Carson Wentz for wearing a dead kid's bracelet on the field?
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Good Morning, fellow Palestinians. Good Morning, automated Facebook translation service. Good Morning, Israeli police
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Target says customers want it to stop the 'Christmas Creep.' Look, just because I do things there while wearing a Santa Claus hat doesn't give people the right to call me names
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Sun October 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh look, someone is trying to hipsterize chili again. Look, it has meat, tomatoes and spice in it. That's it. Nothing else. Otherwise it's stew or soup. Deal with it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tom Price's wife didn't actually suggest that HIV+ people be put into quarantine, she just didn't have a better word for the type of long-term homosexual concentration camps that she was thinking of
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Sat October 21, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
If you are discharged/retired from the Armed Services, you might want to get your affairs in order. Tomorrow
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to Puerto Rico governor: Would you say our response was great? Puerto Rico's governor: Well, you showed up, which was good, but there's much work to be done
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tom Price's lawmaker wife wants people with HIV quarantined and their partners surveilled because apparently it's 1987 again
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Hey, is that new Michael Fassbender film "Snowman" any good? *Checks Rotten Tomatoes* Oh my
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Thu October 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Jones: "Me too"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: I have no idea why the NFL players are kneeling or what this is all about, but since I'm a blonde-haired, shiny legs Fox News host I have to be angry and get the viewers angry and scared
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Wed October 18, 2017
(University of Florida)
 
 
 
The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry refuses to confront the biggest obstacle facing Team Flash, the lack of a Harrison Wells. (CW 8ET) Later, On Legends of Tomorrow, Nate and Ray hunt a smilodon but only find an egress. (CW 9ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera had a bad baseball year, and now he is slapped with a paternity suit from a woman he supposedly hit a home run with
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Google Drones to begin delivering burritos and drugs to customers. In future news, Google to become first company worth a trillion dollars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it possible to have an adverse reaction (flu symptoms) two days after the flu vaccine?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Marino: I didn't want to be Drug Czar, anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in Tom Marino. Maybe. Actually, when they told him to nominate Marino, he figured it was Dan and shouted "LACES OUT" much to his staff's confusion
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sen Joe Manchin calls on Trump to withdraw the name of Rep. Tom Marino to be "Drug Czar" after last night's "60 minutes" revealed Marino to be the architect of the drug industry-backed law that crippled the DEA and made the opioid epidemic possible
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks continues his obsession with analog printing
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The customer is not always right example #125,035,912
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man injured in shootout at Doc Holliday's Saloon in Tombstone. This is not a repeat from 1881
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The UK's first IKEA store opened thirty years ago. Several customers from opening day still wandering around trying to find their way out
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Pinkham)
 
 
 
Terrible Restaurant Customers, part ???, where a Wrigleyville waitress demonstrates the proper technique for dealing with an irate customer: "Fark you. I put on my biggest smile"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA is releasing its report on North Carolina's academic cheating allegations tomorrow on Friday the 13th, nothing ominous about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire Donor Tom Steyer, AKA "The Democratic version of the Koch brothers" has laid down a marker to Congressional Democrats as to the quo he expects for all his quid in 2018: A commitment to try to impeach Trump if they get the majority
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having scraped through the bottom of the idea barrel, Hollywood has decided a Settlers of Catan movie is a good idea
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weird Al to announce 2018 tour dates tomorrow. Bonus: The new tour format will keep all of the riff-raff away from the shows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It might be the only ammunition that is left in order to bring down tyrants," "You know what Mark Twain says: 'Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."' - Tom Hanks
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian airport customs authorities confiscate 22 pounds of butt nuggets
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When Central City is threatened Cisco decides to release Barry from the Speed Force since mime Wells doesn't speak up in disagreement. (8ET CW) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends are arrested for breaking time. (CW 9ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to visit the Titanic? Yes, the real one. The one on the bottom of the ocean. Well, if you have $105,129 burning a hole in your pocket, now you can
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple's Chief Design Officer has some advice for customers who experience problems with their iPhones: Stop misusing them. And what does misusing them involve? Using them, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Our glass-bottomed walkway 3,800 feet above the ground just isn't fear-inducing enough, so here's my idea: how about adding special effects to make the glass appear to crack under people's feet?"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US companies might use tax reform profits to invest in automation, experts say. They might also use it to mete out a few bonuses to the bigwigs, settle a harassment case or two
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Over 88,000 honor Tom Petty by singing "I Won't Back Down" at Florida game
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently for the remaining ISIS fighters in northern Iraq, the stomach is mightier than the head-lopping sword
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In an attempt to have repeat customers, a rehab CEO allegedly tried to sell heroin and fentanyl to the addicts the facility was designed to heal
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has already been sacked more times than he was all last year. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samsung is still testing the remote bomb technology on unsuspecting customers
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
13 famous nude scenes that were actually performed by body doubles (sorry Natalie Portman fans, that thong wrapped bottom was a double )
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Just another reason why Tom Petty was awesome: growing up in the south, he grew to dislike the Confederate flag and everything it stood for
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Sounds like Kagan and Sotomayor were some real party animals
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured in Las Vegas shooting immediately fired by soul-sucking corporate suits whose only concern is the bottom line . . . wait, what? They sent a dedicated HR person to help the family? What strange devilry is this?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Justice Sotomayor: "How does [political gerrymandering] help our system of government?" Lawyers: "Uhhhhh"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bag of ignorant antlers Tomi Lahren says gun-free zones "neuter everyone there," then blames liberals for insensitivity over gun control
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Normal: 4chan, racist, death threats. Not normal: identified, arrested, charged, in court tomorrow
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aside from the fact they're awful, what's the big problem that's been plaguing Tom Cruise's movies over the last decade?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's death is under investigation as it is somewhat mysterious and unexplained
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Wed October 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here is the last interview Tom Petty gave
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant asks customer not to smoke while fueling his car. Customer refuses. Gas station attendant regretfully says he really must insist
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man carrying a .357-caliber Magnum, a loaded .45-caliber semi-automatic, a .223-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, a .308-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, more than 900 rounds of ammunition, and survival equipment pulled over for speeding
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turkish archaeologists have found it. They've found the tomb of the guy responsible for Christmas. Believers rejoice. Hallelujah
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Harvest Moon, Full Hunter's Moon, Travel Moon, the Dying Moon, whatever you call it, get ready for a very special full moon tomorrow night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey says Tommy Lee Jones told him "I hate you. I cannot sanction your buffoonery" while filming Batman Forever because he was jealous of him. Yeah. I'm sure that's the reason
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly lies about having to go to a commercial to stop Tom Brokaw from speaking ill of the NRA
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Bernie Sanders' RIDICULOUS claim that the world's six richest men control as much wealth as 3.7 billion people, or the bottom half of the world's population: of course that's wrong-those 6 control 20% MORE than the 3.7 billion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan personally called the White House last week to urge them not to fire Tom Price over a little thing like ripping off the taxpayers for half a mil in private luxury jet fees
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Vegas gunman had a perfectly legal device called a "bump stock" which allows a semi automatic weapon to become fully automatic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs tomahawk to the top, the Texans suddenly look scary, and the Ravens are in freefall in your official Week 5 Power Rankings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Israel requires all citizens serve in its military. Should the US require all men work a year in the customer service industry?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here is the last song Tom Petty performed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tom Petty has finally gotten onto the cart
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Tom Petty not dead yet -- though reports of him saying, "I'm feeling better" may be just rumors
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tom Petty's Heart Breaks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax is gonna look int'a itself on allegations that executives knew about the hack when they traded large amounts of shares. You see, we will totally get to the bottom of this. In your face, anti-capitalistic naysayers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shooter's brother gives voice to the bafflement affecting all of us: "Where the hell did he get automatic weapons? He has no military background or anything like that, he's a guy who lived in a house in Mesquite and drove down and gambled in Vegas"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from Homeland Security advisor Tom Bossert shows the Trump administration knew how bad things were in Puerto Rico before Trump Twittered away his last remaining shreds of credibility
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Tombs opened and coffins exposed in Louisiana cemetery. I'm sure they were just out voting, not raising an army of the dead
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's too close to call at the box office as It, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, and American Made are all hovering around $16.5 million in a lackluster weekend. Flatliners flatlines at #5 with $5.5 million, Mother bottoming out to #10 with $1.3 million
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Sat September 30, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum may seep his way into replacing Tom Price
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Thu September 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL says Trump's latest remarks are "inaccurate." Of course, they also said that regarding Tom Brady and Zeke Elliot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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Wed September 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise didn't actually wear a fake butt in 'Valkyrie'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fire chief who called Mike Tomlin the N-word resigns, but not before blaming the racist media for making him look racist
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
PA Fire Chief: I guess Mike Tomlin is a niBONG
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Mon September 25, 2017
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Tombstones found on power plant property, meaning subby's Walking Dead/Godzilla fan fic mashup is one step closer to reality
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
That's a funny way to spell "Grey's Anatomy"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says if you're too cheap to buy his food buckets, you will have to answer to God on an empty stomach once the rapture hits
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Trilobites got stomachs
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's alt right grifter/ carnival barker Yolo Minneapolis will hold a press conference to accuse UC Berkeley of cancelling a conference that he was never really going to produce in the first place and Berkeley never cancelled
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The house featured in Tom Hanks movie 'The Money Pit' is on the market
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tom Brady thinks drinking water prevents sunburn, wrote a book about it, was obviously dropped a lot as a baby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Getting the dog neutered tomorrow, having argument with the wife over a proverbial "last supper." WAT DO? DIT
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick attempt to bribe JJ Watt to go easy on them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overzealous Photoshop adds a couple of inches to one of Alicia Vikander's body parts in new Tomb Raider movie poster. And no, it's not the parts you're thinking of
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hide your jewels- it's the first official Tomb Raider trailer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the Treasury Secretary isn't the only one racking up the frequent flier miles at our expense. HHS Secretary Tom Price has flown private 5 times on the taxpayer dime in just the last week. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 3 NFL power rankings see the Falcons take the top spot while the Jets take the bottom. And OMG the Browns are number 29
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LifeLock: Buy an anti-fraud package from us because of dreadful things like the Equifax hack. Also LifeLock: We're proud to have a four-year contract with Equifax to help defend our customers from fraud
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Mon September 18, 2017
(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
And now for a thoughtful, measured, and completely rational take on the Equifax hack: "Everyone Who Works at Equifax Should Be Put to Death Tomorrow at Sunrise"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's headline: "Skeletons found in ancient tomb." Tomorrow's headline: "Nerds found at ComicCon"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Britain will have to spend nearly a billion pounds on new customs officers and border stations. Wow, who would have thought this Brexit thing would cost money?
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Thais are snapping up and hoarding all the nation's booze and cigarettes in advance of stiff vice tax to go into effect tomorrow
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin comes out against player safety, video replay, and accuracy in officiating
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady: I don't worry about concussions; they're part of playing football. Would you like to ride with Batman?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White Supremacist Skipper Tomi Lahren says republicans will "start turning off the TV" if black people like Jemele Hill keep saying accurate things about Trump
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jim Schwartz is trying to pull a Jim Tomsula
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
John McAfee now more trustworthy than Symantec. Norton Wept
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing anti-immigrant right wingers are outraged at? [Spins wheel of manufactured outrage]...why, it's automated calling systems asking you to "Press One for English"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target chooses long-term customers over short-term investors. It's a bold strategy, Cotton; let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Fri September 08, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast lost 100,000-150,000 subscribers last quarter due to competition. It's like you have to please your customers or something
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians have won 15 straight games, resulting in a windows company giving rebates to customers that did business with them in July. The company plans on doing the same thing if the Browns win three straight
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Reporter arrested for "yelling" questions to HHS Secretary Tom Price has all charges dropped. Choice quote: "It may have been aggressive journalism"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Tomi Lahren on the purchase of her new glass house
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Movies studios blame weak 2017 Summer box office on: A) Bad Scripts? B) Remakes? C) High Ticket Prices? or D) Rotten Tomatoes
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Wed September 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHAT is the future of the Empress of Tomorrow? CAN Hideo Itami make Kassius Ohno Go To Sleep? WILL Joey Ryan use "the most illegal move ever" against his former partner Cortez Castro? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes has been dating Jamie Foxx in secret for the past five years as her divorce from Tom Cruise had a very stringent clause in it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For anyone in Houston who might need a new car, here's a handy guide on vehicle customer satisfaction
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Tue September 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jewish and Muslim customers accuse KFC and Denny's of putting bacon in food and not disclosing it
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Mon September 04, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Houston resident and DACA immigrant died while performing rescue efforts. His mother wants to pay her respects and oversee the funeral, but will be unable to do so unless Customs and Border Protection grant her a humanitarian visa
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
What does the Industrial Revolution tell us about the future of work and automation?
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Minneapolis bar closed Friday after its staff walked off the job, performers canceled their engagements, and customers threatened to boycott Club Jäger because its owner donated to David Duke's failed senate campaign
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Sat September 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for Tom Jones to postpone a tour due to illness
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Traveler arrested at JFK Airport after trying to get through Customs with: (A) 15 kilos of coke, (B) a .40 caliber pistol and 3 fully loaded magazines, or (C) a roundhouse kick
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL rosters get cut from 90 to 53 between today and tomorrow. Will any big names hit the chopping block this year? Follow along with us to the right
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Joey Votto spots six-year-old fan with stage-4 neuroblastoma sitting by the Reds' dugout, hits ball halfway to Kentucky for him. Then it gets MORE dusty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, TX flood victims: Starting tomorrow, it'll be harder to sue your insurer for dragging out or simply refusing to pay your claim. BONUS: Even if you win, the insurance company's penalties are reduced too
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Wed August 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After losing on Tuesday for the third time in a row, the Dodgers are 78-23 when Cody Bellinger plays, 13-16 when he doesn't. They probably won't lose four in a row considering he comes off the DL tomorrow
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Best Buy apologizes for selling $42 packs of bottled water in Houston during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, promises to make it up to customers by offering them a mail-in rebate coupon for 50% off of the one-year extended warranty
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Science proves what Tom Cruise already knew...beards make you more healthy and handsome
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burger King Russia launches new cryptocurrency called Whoppercoin, claims "eating Whoppers now is a strategy for financial prosperity tomorrow"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorka claims Hillary allies are "ruining" Trump's presidency, seeking to undermine the Khitomer accords
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nobody can pull a bigger, more blatant and shameless con than "African American" Rachel Dolezal did. John Smelcer: Hold my tomahawk and watch this
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Sat August 26, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows as Indycar returns to Gateway Motorsports Park for the first time in 14 years. It's the Bommarito Automotive Group 500 live at 8:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Chevy Blazer is being brought back from the automotive graveyard, to be reborn as a ... mid-size crossover? Really, GM? Do you really think we need another mid-size crossover? THAT'S NOT A BLAZER, DAMMITALLTOHELL
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Instead of making better clothes or charging more reasonable prices, obviously the way get more customers in your store is brand new fancy fitting rooms
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When a high-visibility customer orders your discontinued wallpaper pattern, you ask how much the President wants
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese undertakers were tested on how to dress a corpse, perform a proper Tombstone piledriver
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Poland is not defining Europe's future today and nor will it define the Europe of tomorrow" says leader of Western European country who has always been defining Europe's future
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Thu August 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Court rules Facebook friends aren't real friends. Tom from Myspace still wants to be your BFF though
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever want to see what a North Korean missile looks like BEFORE it sinks to the bottom of the ocean?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
That feeling you got while watching Valkyrie that made you think something was off about the movie? Yes, that's right: Tom Cruise was wearing a fake butt
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
The sun won't come out tomorrow
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Despite rules that protect the elderly, Verizon suspends 84-year-old customer's service ... on her birthday
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Mon August 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can New York be real Giants and stomp all over the Browns or will Cleveland actually start playing on a NFL level and pull out a win? It's preseason MNF starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is back demonstrating government waste and also to stomp around on buildings and people
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Pigeons and Planes)
 
 
 
With the coming end of the world tomorrow (maybe), the Sunday Morning Music Club needs help putting together the perfect world-ending playlist
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways to United: Oh, you think YOU treat your customers bad? Well, hold our beer and watch this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What if someone built an atomic bomb too big to use? The Russians did
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Sat August 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop gives coupons to customers ticketed at parking meters. That's sweet
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After guy's video of rat running around counter of Original Tommy's Burgers gets million+ views on Facebook, restaurant chain suggests he faked it like the Moon Landing
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Fri August 18, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carl Icahn, the most evil bastard on Wall Street, just can't stomach working for Trump anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flashback, one year ago tomorrow: Trump asks black voters, "What the hell do you have to lose?"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP is now openly, on the record, questioning Trump's competence. Pence suddenly returned from South America. Everyone's headed to Camp David tomorrow, supposedly to discuss Best Korea. Is it 25th Amendment time, folks?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mission Impossible 6: City Under Siege halts filming due to Tom Cruise's broken ankle
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Wed August 16, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's attacker needs a job, willing to start at the bottom and work his way up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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