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275 headlines found matching 'tom'
Wed February 22, 2017
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police report puts $500,000 price tag on Tom Brady's missing Super Bowl LI jersey. Because nothing dissuades a thief or a fence like a large valuation on the hot property
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Tonight, the Flash goes to Gorilla City to rescue Wells. Legends of Tomorrow goes medieval on us and FitzSimmons has to stop the LMDs. The Flash @ 8pm ET on The CW, Legends of Tomorrow @ 9pm ET on the CW and Agents of SHIELD @ 10pm ET on ABC
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Three referees, one phantom foul
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Mon February 20, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dream of operating a shady and deceptive business that rips off customers every day? Then set up shop in Missouri, where it'll soon be illegal to sue a business for anything
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two cabbies argue over who will pick up the next customer. One cabbie pulls a knife, the other cabbie pulls a gun. It's the Philly way
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Here are the most stable NFL franchises ranked. Of course you can figure out who is number one but a fallen dynasty from the past bottoms out the rankings. Discuss
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom drones? It's not unusual
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Patriots fan has Tom Brady's face tattooed on his ass. Eagerly awaits having his balls deflated
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Thu February 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A book and movie to be made about the life of Tom Brady. Tentative titles include "If I Only Inflated..." and "Squeeze my balls again, I dare ya"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These tombs and discoveries may have cursed people, so don't disturb any graves now
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Chris Farley would have turned 53 on February 15 if he were still alive. So which of his movies is better, "Tommy Boy" or "Black Sheep"? Or do you have something else in mind?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Why is the Protomolecule into EDM? What does Miller find on Eros? Does Chrisjen Avasarala go too far with Jules-Pierre Mao's 'friendly' interview? Angry Mormons? Tonight: 'The Expanse.' SyFy at 10PM EST Be here
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goat Cafe owners decide that customers are a pain in the arse and attempt to do everything in their power to not have any more
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday rather than brick all of its customer's machines
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover untouched 1700-year-old tomb, which is good because they'll have first pick on all the good stuff. I mean, it's good for science
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(Some Old Farmer)
 
 
 
Is that tomato or tomatoe?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apple updates Siri with custom answers to women's Valentine's Day questions. Just leave the phone on vibrate
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
It can be tough to tell sometimes whether a reporter has quit or been fired, but when the TV station sends out a release saying the guy left "to pursue other opportunities", and the 'opportunity' is a Tom Petty tribute band, yeah: shiatcanned
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Theundefeated.com)
 
 
 
With Serena, Tom Brady, LeBron, Bill Belichick, the Red Sox and the Cubs, are we now in the greatest era of championship sports ever?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oregon looks to fund education budget with a proposed coffee tax. Starbucks customers immediately protest over taxation without caffeination
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's automate Washington bureaucrats and save taxpayers money
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oh nothing....just Robert Downey, Jr., Tom Holland, and Chris Pratt hanging out on the set of Avengers: Infinity Wars
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
DNC chair candidate Tom Perez admits the Democratic Primaries were rigged for Hillary, then promptly retracts it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There's a place in the Congo where you can hang out with mountain gorillas next to an active volcano. And, if you're a good tourist you won't be sacrificed into the volcano like Tom Hanks. Just kidding, those mountain gorillas are friendly as can be
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A man is suing a Broward County high school after months of receiving automated phone calls about a child he doesn't have
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Wed February 08, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In episode 3 of 'The Expanse,' Holden throws a tantrum. Do Earth and Mars edge closer to war? What consequences do Miller face after executing the lead protomolecule scientist? How does Amos feel about free booze? Find out tonight, 10PM ET on SyFy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sporting goods manager quits after being forced to sell gun to erratic, threatening and potentially dangerous customer. What might have tipped the manager off is when the customer said, "I ... hate people like you. People like you should not exist"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers are now looking for Tom Brady's missing jersey. Make that THE Texas Rangers
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight on Comics TV: Iris continues to poke the bear on "The Flash" (CW 8EST) Later, Rip takes extreme measures to stop Trump on "Legends of Tomorrow" (CW 9EST) Finally, Coulson and Mac meet Tony Stark's LMD on "Agents of SHIELD" (ABC 10EST
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Mob boss Tommy Shots files $10M lawsuit over slippery balls incident in prison rec room
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Canadian telecoms spamfiltering customer's messages if they contain the string UBER
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
There were 24 records broken in Super Bowl LI and Tom Brady owns 8 of them. Or 1/3rd of them. Or 33.3%, which happens to be the exact percentage of air let out of the footballs in deflate gate. Coincidence?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High-end American restaurants increasingly adding a note on the bottom of their receipts: "Immigrants make America great. They also cooked your food and served you today"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady is giving his MVP truck away to a deserving player yet again
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Debate over*: Tom Brady is the best ever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51 TV ratings are in, and deflating faster Tom Brady's football
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey stolen after the game. Start checking eBay in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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Sun February 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Super Bowl LI. Will Tom Brady earn a ring to put on his thumb or will Matt Ryan quiet all of his critics and take the Falcons to the promised land? Will the Patriots continue their offensive dominance? This is your pre-game discussion thread
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently missing a quarter of season does matter, as Matt Ryan takes the NFL MVP award over a deflated Tom Brady
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Admit it, you really don't know the actual difference between a hydrogen bomb and an atomic bomb
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
After being robbed five times in four months, Baltimore coffee shop decides to no longer accept cash ... and 90% of customers support it
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Neowin)
 
 
 
British telecoms ask customers nicely to uninstall all their torrenting and downloading software voluntarily in case they accidentally download and view any copyrighted material, which believe it or not, can happen
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
The biggest economic disruption robots will cause will happen once they learn to sew your clothes; "Since the 1980s, hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent trying to automate garment sewing, with no success until now"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Blink 182's Tom DeLonge will direct the paranormal Sci-Fi film 'Strange Times'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, for your pre-Super Bowl viewing pleasure, it's Clueless Gamer with Tom Brady, Dwight Freeney, and Marshawn Lynch
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Super Bowl indicator says when the AFC team wins, the stock market usually goes down. Once again, a Tom Brady victory could come with accusations of deflation
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck put one of his employees--the black hole of alternative intelligence that is Tomi Lahren--in her place, contradicting her and making her look like a bigger idiot
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
H&R Block to use IBM's Watson to help prepare tax returns, keep customers from committing jeopardy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A single gene can add an inch to a person's height. Tom Cruise says unfortunately he got the gene for tall teeth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soccer heading now linked to symptoms of concussion. Especially for spectators who bang their heads against the wall after watching a three hour match end in a 0-0 tie
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need something to smile about? Watch this awesome school teacher's custom handshakes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vets are seeing a lot of stoned dogs lately. Symptoms include lethargy and non-stop video game play. Also, loss of appetite which makes no sense. These dogs don't know how to party
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Thu February 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists doubt the benefits of the alkaline diet of Tom Brady. For one thing, Brady plays football and everyone knows that Al Kaline was with the Detroit Tigers
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Wed February 01, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What will Miller and Holden discover about the protomolecule on Eros station? How many f-bombs will Chrisjen drop? Who is Bobbie Draper? Shots fired tonight on 'The Expanse' twin episode season premiere on SyFy at 10PM EST
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, a kitchen appliance that automates tossing your salad
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of idiocy Tomi Lahren goes on rant about the importance of Trump's Muslim ban, winds up explaining why the refugees are fleeing their home countries in the first place
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: Gypsy arrives in Central City so Tom and Crow can't be far behind on "The Flash"(CW 8EST). The Legion of Doom shows cracks on "Legends of Tomorrow"(CW 9EST). Find out who hunts the hunters of the Darkhold on "Agents of Shield".(ABC 10EST)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Auto repair shop located below freeway off-ramp has customers literally falling out of the sky to get service. Fark: Eight times over the past nine years (Security footage of latest incident included)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady can not only throw for 400+ yards, squeak through the offensive line for a 3-yard first down, and shuffle off the biggest of linebackers; but he can also dodge angry Oompa Loompa questions like a boss
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of the Knights of Malta discovers that withstanding the might of the entire grand army of the Ottoman Empire is one thing. Standing up to a PO'ed Pope Francis is another matter entirely
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can rebuild heirloom tomatoes. We have the technology. We can make heirloom tomatoes better than they were. Better... tastier... more flavorful
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Fri January 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Need a break from fake news? Enjoy a few minutes reviewing the career of an old school reporter who was the real deal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This gas station in Georgia is getting ready for the Super Bowl by banning the sale of Sam Adams beer there
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New 'smart glasses' automatically focus on whatever the wearer is looking at, whether it be words, movies, or breasts
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(Evo (UK))
 
 
 
The only trouble with the brand new Euro-spec Ford Mustang is its complete inability to generate repeat customers for Ford. Because they're all dead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Jane in talks to join the Predator reboot
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Netflix continues their race to the bottom by rebooting Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your son has committed suicide, so what is more traumatic than getting an automated call from his school informing you he has been absent? A second automated call on the day of his viewing
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry tries to alter the future, dammit Barry (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Snart chews scenery wielding the Spear of Destiny (CW 9ET) Finally, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson is perp walked back into the MCU (ABC 10ET)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls wooden chairs due to customer reports of sustained injuries. Help me, I'm sø very scared
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"We are three days into the administration and the Trump White House leaks not so much like a sieve as a bucket with no bottom"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest sales figures from McDonald's show that despite menu changes and aggressive advertising customers are not lovin' it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to see the origin of EVERY atom in your body and in the universe? Well an astronomer has devised an interesting periodic table so you can
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Tom Hardy's sex heavy, stab-happy and four-letter-word ridden take on the 1800s is more historically accurate than most period dramas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And a story that was lost in the Patriots victory over the Steelers - Tom Brady is now one win away from the ultimate revenge on Roger Goodell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How many Polish people does it take to buy Tom Hanks a 1973 Fiat 126? I don't know, the article doesn't say
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service slaps down White House claim that "magnetometers" shrank inaugural crowd size
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(White House)
 
 
 
The first official press conference of the new administration is tomorrow. Post the question you would ask if you were in the crowd
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four teams are vying for the chance to go to the Super Bowl. Will the Pack go back to Texas or will the Falcons soar to victory to advance to Houston? Will it be Big Ben or Tom Brady leading his team to victory? The fun begins at 3 PM ET on FOX
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Fri January 20, 2017
(ATP World Tour)
 
 
 
6-time and defending Australian Open champion Novak Djokovic plays up to his #2 ranking in second round defeat by world #117 Denis Istomin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Sotomayor asks in a trademark case if you can trademark... let's give an example, oh, I don't know, something like "Trump is a thief"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Subby will be too busy slithering through a misty bog, attending a culling, and summoning new tentacled appendages to watch the inauguration of Donald Trump. What will you be busy doing tomorrow?
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the days before inauguration, Donald Trump focuses like a laser on the job at hand, and stopping Tom Ford sunglasses from being sold at Wynn Hotels in Las Vegas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George and Babs are both holding off on dying until tomorrow morning, in order to steal Trump's inaugural thunder. Discuss
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Go back to your mosque, Keith Ellison. Start baking tortillas for your taco hut, Tom Perez. Pete Buttigieg is large and ready to be in charge of the DNC
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump were sincere about protecting American jobs, his campaign would have focused on automation. Here why he did not
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Instant Pot was Amazon's top seller, and also created highest number of complaints by customers who were pissed that it wasn't THAT kind of Instant Pot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seven times when women were fired for their reproductive choices. Your move, Tom Price
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Price claims that at no point in his life he has known what stocks he owns. Because we all know that billionaires just invest blindly and show no interest in their money
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientist searches for the Bottom Quark. Huh, I never took Quark for a Bottom
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's sleeping habits, Monica Crowley's plagiarism, and one stretchy condom scandal. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-01-08 to Sat 2017-01-14
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
German automakers tell Trump to go fark himself. What's Trump gonna be carted around in? A Chevy? Does Trump even know how to drive?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian pizzeria proprietor posts he can't open restaurant tonight because his horse had a big day at the track and he's over-celebrated with a few drinks. Customers applaud honesty, horse's victory
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(AP)
 
 
 
Keeping with their owner's "winning with class" strategy, 49ers interview wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, and assistant-beating Tom Cable for next head coach
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says it's time for all Americans to support Donald Trump. Which is not exactly a ringing endorsement from someone who not only appeared with Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut" but also went on to marry him
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Atlantic City casinos post first revenue increase in 10 years. Mostly from customers betting on which properties owned by Donald Trump will go bankrupt first
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
An Irrational customer, a big SUV, and a T-Mobile store. Ready, Set, GO
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Arby's brings venison sandwiches to Nebraska, tells customers to expect more bang for the buck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has actually played two extra seasons of football due to all of the playoff games he's been in
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Thu January 12, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
During filming of The Phantom Menace, George Lucas was warned by a cast member that Jar-Jar might be problematic. Which makes it all the more frustrating because it's hard to ignore a warning from BRIAN FARKING BLESSED
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All 227 JetBlue planes flying domestically now have free Wi-Fi. "It's 2017 and our customers expect to be connected everywhere, whether that be from the comfort of their sofa or 35,000 feet above it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Nintendo will reveal details about their Switch console. But being the Internet sharks we are, let's start our speculations now
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the epitome of a "seagull manager": swooping in, making a lot of noise, shiatting all over everything, then flying away
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Oldest evidence of silk found in 8,500-year-old Chinese tombs. Curiously, the label reads "Made in Bangladesh"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Intrepid explorer takes nine straight hours to get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter goes nuts after unearthing vacuous vapid talking point airbag of hate Tomi Lahren's old Tweets. There are some true doozies here
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(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
American Ghostbusters remove specters from haunted mansions and hotels. Nigerian Ghostbusters remove 50,000 phantom workers from state payrolls
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Mon January 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under Armour launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren triggered into Tweetstorm after Meryl Streep castigated Trump
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first trailer for The Handmaid's Tale, Hulu's adaptation of the Margaret Atwood classic, stars Elisabeth Moss as a woman living under the totalitarian regime of the end result of having Tom Price in charge of Health and Human Services
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Western civilization, please rethink your importance, it seems a 3,500-year-old Greek tomb will disagree with you
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offers a single, unlimited data plan at a flat rate with no hidden fees or taxes and provides a simpler bill for their customers to understand. In other news THE POD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER T-MOBILE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson loses his beard on Jimmy Kimmel show. Future guest appearance by Tom Cruise not yet confirmed
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's Trump security briefing will probably be frighteningly close to this: "How about an 'SNL' sketch where someone compliments Ivanka very sexily while wearing a Trump hat, but they slip in little pieces of important intelligence?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Empty sack of conservative talking points Tomi Lahren is outraged a rapper recorded a "diss track" about her so she tries to correct said rapper's accusations, missing the point entirely
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
30 years ago, Mac Tonight made our stomachs rumble
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto storeowners dealing with kelptomaniac squirrels: "Squirrels can be seen on store video snatching chocolate bars from the shelves and scampering off with them into the street"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy reading a children's bedtime story proves maybe Max isn't so mad after all
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite readers think Laura Ingraham should replace Megyn Kelly on Fox News, beating out Tomi Lahren, Baba Yaga, and a hologram of Leni Riefenstahl
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Wed January 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully engineer human stomach tissue in lab, but say they need time to digest their findings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Credit repair companies found guilty of overcharging customers. No word if they have to wear pirate costumes, sing bad songs as part of punishment
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Company offers doomsday shelters in South Dakota for the mega rich. Because what better way to survive an atomic bomb than by moving to an area that already looks like nuclear ground zero?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman and functional clockwork automaton Kayleigh McEnany defends Donald Trump's incendiary Tweets by saying "There hasn't been a nuclear war yet"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
New organ discovered in human body. Da Vinci first discovered the organ in 1508, but was ignored because no one else could verify its existence for 500 years. "I told you so" heard echoing off the walls in Da Vinci's tomb
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new year's eve/day fixtures mean no rest for the EPL with Hull hosting the Toffees to start proceedings & a top 3 tussle tomorrow with Liverpool & Citeh. And can Big Sam's new charges turn a corner at the Emirates on Sunday?
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Help me, Legends of Tomorrow. You're my only hope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the lie-detecting robot that is the customs officer of the future. It's not gonna laugh at your declaration that you're never going to Tijuana again either
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
GNC Closing all stores today to revamp pricing. Will possibly reopen tomorrow as the 'New GNC' with prices that aren't double everywhere else
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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Tue December 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Following an ugly OT loss to the Dolphins that eliminated them from playoff contention, the Buffalo Bills perform a double Ryan-ectomy. Wonder if the Jets will be hiring soon?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's secret plan to defeat ISIS is so secret he doesn't even know it yet
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists are trying to make your tomatoes tasty again. In other news, tomatoes were once tasty
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Texans and backup quarterback Tom Savage tame the Bengals or will Andy Dalton show the rookie how it's done and defeat Houston at NRG Stadium? It's your Saturday Night football thread starting at 8:25pm ET on the NFL Network
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The world's largest hedge fund is building an AI engine to automatically manage the company
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
New high tech KFC will scan your face and decide what you should eat. Apparently most customers want chicken
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Of the 7 cars owners regret buying in the first place 4 are made by FCA, which obviously stands for 'Farking Crappy Automobiles'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU reaches deal banning most semi-automatic weapons to prevent terrorist attacks. Except Kalashnikovs, we all can agree those are pretty badass
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Airbus ponders a future with a flying Starbucks and no view, hope to make prison industry main customer
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Draining the swamp, which was no longer draining the swamp, because draining the swamp was getting to be a tired, lame expression, is now once again draining the swamp. Until tomorrow, when draining the swamp will be once again verboten
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sentient black hole of ignorance Tomi Lahren thinks no celebrities are willing to perform at Trump's inauguration because of pressure against Hollywood from "unloving and intolerant Liberals"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Banning Muslims is back on the table. Until tomorrow at least, anyway
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Trump supporter trying to help two immigrants navigate the JCPenney customer service line
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force to retire the F-4 Phantom. This is not a repeat from 1996
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sorry bacon but just because you're linked to some bogus asthma symptoms from some anti-bacon study doesn't mean I'm giving you up *hack* *cough*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold claims to have a copy of the mythical Trump "N-Word" tape, sitting in his vault alongside nude photos of Roseanne, the funniest episodes of The Jackie Thomas Show, and other things that will never see the light of day
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IMAX accidentally uploads "The Mummy" trailer without sound effects and music leaving a lot of isolated Tom Cruise grunts and screams
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Out: The Tom Brady rule. In: The 5-foot Duke buffer zone
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, another Missouri McDonald's offers customers the gift of unlimited French fries
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Campbell's Soup tries out its own original tomato soup recipe from 1915 to see what the taste was that your grandparents remembered ... and yes, it was salty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Coughlin in the running for Jaguars coaching job. This is not a repeat from 1994
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Texans name Tom Savage, whose contract includes just over $300,000 guaranteed compared to Osweiler's guaranteed $37 million, starting QB vs. Bengals
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eric McCormack of Will and Grace said he'd perform at Trump's in exchange for "a lobotomy"... like the one Scott Baio received
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Washington Post releases Chrome plugin that automatically fact-checks Trump tweets
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The star of the first Star Wars spinoff film, The Ewok Adventure, discusses George Lucas's disjointed approach to writing and directing as well as being in the second-worst Star Wars movie after The Phantom Menace
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Goodbye Cornwall, England, you will be hit by a killer wave that goes by the name "Bone Cruncher" tomorrow. It was nice knowing you
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the footage, Gillard then waved a pair of scissors and asked the others, 'Put in his bum?' before parting his bottom cheeks
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Wed December 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New banking app reportedly helps customers rein in their spending. Mostly by just setting them up with an unauthorized bank account from Wells Fargo
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Stomach turning weird traditional foods from Germany include raw pink flesh shaped like a cute hedgehog and a plate of dark and slimy Grünkohl. And by all means don't forget the Schmalz to top it off
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
With recreational marijuana going into effect tomorrow, here's everything you MA farkers need to know about the new law. Basically, you can smoke in your own house, but you can't buy it yet or do anything remotely related to it for another 2 years
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Bengals release Nugent; plan to pick up Tommy Shaw off waivers
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Apple AirPods available today for you to lose tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of "pizzagate" gunman want you to know that their son is a loving, kind, gentle man and that you shouldn't automatically believe any news stories you read online suggesting otherwise
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eventually no one will own cars - and oddly enough that could be great for automakers
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Mon December 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Look, another meaningful prime time game. Will Joe Flacco and the Ravens take care of business? Or will Tom Brady and the Patriots keep their momentum rolling? All this and more when Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:30 PM ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As the death toll from Mexico's war on drugs reaches the tens of thousands, drug king pins are spending $390,000 on their pimped out tombs which are better than your house
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Giants alert NFL league office over Steelers' under-inflated footballs. League suspends Tom Brady four more games
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers plan 40th anniversary tour with Joe Walsh
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Macaque monkeys possess the proper anatomy for human speech but not the brainpower. Fortunately, there's always a career in politics
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the mid-season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, the legends find themselves facing The Legion of Doom in prohibition era Chicago. I'm sure there's a Road Warriors joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it. (CW 8ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Boomer Esiason thinks Tom Brady is so good the Cleveland Browns would be undefeated if Tom played for them
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid hacks McDonald's intercom to insult drive thru customers and ask if they want 'special sauce'. Most of the customers noted the service was better than usual
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines clarifies their new baggage policy - they "aren't charging a fee for overhead bin space", but rather "creating more options for customers". Like the option of paying a fee if you want overhead bin space
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Ford believes all men should be penetrated at least once. Wait, so... so is he offering?
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Customer: "Hey, this hat you sold me has a warning label inside about it containing chemicals that could cause cancer and birth defects." Store: "Uh, sorry, we'll remove those labels"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Trump saved 2000 jobs Wait a minute 1300 jobs No make that 730 jobs, but Carrier is investing 16 million dollars - wait for it - into automation. Sad
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Automation and A.I. will render humans irrelevant in the workplace soon, according to CEOs whose only skill in life is to buy robots capable of kissing their ass and printing TPS cover sheets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Brady becomes the whiniest quarterback of all time. Sorry, winningest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's The Mummy is the Mission Impossible of monster movies
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Sun December 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs shows up to seize and repatriate a treasured painting, claiming the Nazis stole in WWII. Goofus hires a team of lawyers to fight back against the Man. Gallant throws a grant farewell party and writes a letter about its time in America
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Fri December 02, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Man starts crying because weed is too good. Subby is over here waiting for his reaction when he reaches the bottom of a bag of Doritos
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Noted Tom Hanks ass expert Tom Hanks says that Tom Hanks has a fine ass, one "as firm as tinned hams". TOM HANKS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump be a hero to the common working man as he promised, or will he sell out his supporters in favor of big business, increasing his own personal bottom line in the process? Find out tomorrow on 'America - the final season'
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Despite Barrying his own timeline, Dr. Stein holds the key to defeat the dairy loving Dominators. (CW 8ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Do black penises matter?' Black radio host destroys Tomi Lahren when she cancels her appearance at the last minute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss CEO pens a letter politely requesting that shoppers don't bring guns into their stores. Customers respond "OOOOoooo Say your prayers varmint"
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
"What did the KKK do?" "I don't see color" and "Is it because I'm white?" Trevor Noah finally comes into his own as he exposes The Blaze's Tomi Lahren to be a hypocritical hate-monger
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New European owners unveil plans to convert Cablevision to an all fiber network and bring 10Gps speed service to customers. How dare they invest in infrastructure and give customers such speed. It is simply un-American
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey you know, since we're already scraping the bottom of the barrel for Trump's cabinet picks, why don't we just go all in and bring Dan Quayle back to relevance, that'd be hilari-No. he DID? Really? Sonuvfa-
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, 12/1/16, the FBI will be able to hack millions of computers with the sign-off from just one judge. And they can hack your computer even if you've done nothing wrong
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen seen on the Potomac
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Mon November 28, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last evidence that the 19th Century was not a hoax turns 117 tomorrow
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady cements 200 wins to tie Peyton Farking Manning. And he still gets to play the Rams before the season is over
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
More bars should let customers pick their drinks in a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' style
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how an automatic transmission works, this is your lucky day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo told his team sorry that they are playing through a tough schedule, not enough cupcakes to go around
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks have somewhat different views on Donald Trump. Tom Hanks would like America to have a future and Clint just wants to be able to say the N-word. Oh, sorry, Clint doesn't like political correctness. That's very different
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Brady could win the MVP this year despite playing in just 12 games to everyone else's 16
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who's responsible for most of the cheesy hacker stock photos you see in the media
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Once again, a reminder - Writing "POLICE" on your car with a blue marker does not automatically make you a cop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a smart garbage can that reads the UPCs of stuff you throw away and automatically reorders whatever you're out of
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving Eve and there is a full slate of NHL games tonight starting @ 7:00 pm with NYR v PIT & DET v BUF. Kick back with some goon juice tonight before you dive into a turkey coma tomorrow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow we will celebrate in our traditional manner, by watching six turkeys get carved up by a human and two robots. The MST3K Turkey Day marathon gobbles again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Octomom is still around, apparently didn't just cease to exist when we quit looking
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Tue November 22, 2016
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
You can now hunt deer with a semi-automatic rifle in Pennsylvania
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Mon November 21, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher, whose last times as a winning coach was when Air McNair was a thing, has tied Tom Landry for second-most losses by a head coach in NFL history, and is four L's away from becoming the biggest loser
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady one win away from tying Peyton Farking Manning for most wins all time. Oh yeah and he tied Brett Farva with 199 wins
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Tom Waits, Bob Dylan and Lou Reed walk into a bar... finish it
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Not only did Russian scientists find Noah's floodwater at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world, but an oil field in Fairbanks, Alaska, allowed Satan to climb out of hell and onto the face of the earth after they drilled too deep
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And today's restaurant that does not know the rules about blind customers and service dogs is... (drumroll please) ...Popeyes
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Fri November 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters meets the cast of 'STOMP'. Follow the bouncing ball
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"So you say you got a vasectomy, prove it." "Check Facebook"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks hopes Donald Trump does such a great job that he votes for Trump's re-election, though realizes that's about as likely as a Dragnet 1987 sequel
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the hunt for Rip Hunter takes the Legends back to the Old West. They are immediately entangled with Jonah Hex with the fate of the Dakota territory at stake. (CW 8ET)
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NBA2K17 tries to appeal to customers with better things to do
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Customer sues Krispy Kreme for $5 million after finally realizing that those globs of purple flavoring and food coloring are not genuine blueberries
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to mess with your dog's head just give him a bowl of water with the drawing of a cartoon bone at the bottom
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK bank finds the perfect solution to ease customer stress after seeing their low ATM balances
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Mon November 14, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Uber's customer service line is completely non-existent, unless you actually call it
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a new prototype battery inspired by the anatomy of the human intestine, with a mouth on the positive end
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you an AT&T customer? Say goodbye to your 720p resolution videos starting next year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Customs officials are not impressed with Eddie Redmayne's magic wand
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
LHC collector is FINALLY going to prove supersymmetry is nothing more than subatomic pixie dust conjoured up by sad fantasists, and this one physicist stands to win a lot of beer when he disproves string theory once and for all
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Damien Darhk has insinuated himself in the Reagan White House and it's up to Sara and the rest of the legends to keep him from damaging history itself. (CW 8ET)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China" - Garrison Keillor
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is worse: that the male lecturer decides halfway through class to strip totally naked, or that his subject is microscopic anatomy (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dish Network bundles up, loses 300,000 customers in 3Q
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Susan B. Anthony died without the right to vote. Now people are covering her tombstone in 'I voted' stickers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Some revolutions are quiet, calm, and superbly effective. Here is the radical agenda Americans will be endorsing tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, great guy, deflated balls, supports the Trump Presidency
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid opens 'Robin Hood' restaurant that will feed the homeless with the profits from paying customers. "The idea is not to rob from the rich to feed the poor, but to share"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. Cellular loses $13 million for dropping the naming rights early to the Chicago White Sox ballpark. Which brought a smile to the faces of all the U.S. Cellular customers who have ever been stuck with a $200 early termination fee
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump camp to deploy vote intimidators tomorrow. In response, Obama to deploy vote intimidator intimidators
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tomorrow night, when Nevada turns blue on the map and Trump sees all his hopes and dreams turn to ash, he will look up, and he will see "crazy, broken Harry Reid and his corrupt political machine." smiling back at him and waving
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Sun November 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tomb raiders
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Sat November 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Barack HUSSEIN Fartbongo Terwilliger Obama finally admits if he watched Fox News, he wouldn't vote for himself, either, which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and 0bama has to watch Supertrain. Man, I'm going to miss these dumb headlines
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady thanks teammates for their impressive start by leaving a pair of Uggs boots in each of their lockers. Which were received a lot better than last year's gift of an inflation needle and air pressure gauge
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Triple H sends the Cubs a custom WWE championship belt in honor of their World Series title. And the bling just keeps on coming
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pill barista gets six months for raping a customer
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the South shall rise from the dead (CW 8ET)
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Company making hair conditioning product which caused premature balding is ordered to pay out $26 million to customers for their loss
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. You can't have a functioning Metro system, but you may soon be able to catch a gondola across the Potomac
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman spends $30K on plastic surgery to look like Ivanka Trump. News: She came out looking like Tomi Lahren. Fark: She's voting for Hillary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I know, let's put Gigi Hadid in a poncho because she's not as thin and tall as the other models," said Tommy Hilfiger
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama's Republican Secretary of State says voting is a "privilege," believing automatically giving people their constitutional rights would also be offensive to civil rights leaders
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Trump is up by 8 points .. Hillary is down by 4 .. Trump down by 4 points in buttf*ck nowhere ... Hillary has won already: Beware the phantom swings in the polls
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You might think your house is clean but you probably didn't dust your blinds, the top of your refrigerator, the bottom of your rugs, your ceiling fans, or the TV remote
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We go back to Cleveland for Game 6 of the 2016 World Series. We have Jake Arrieta for the Cubs and Josh Tomlin for the Indians pitching. Will Cleveland claim the title as the City of Champions or will the Cubs fight on? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is a megalomaniac and hideous monster who gets chased down by angry crowd with torches and pitchforks. Also, he was the Phantom of the Opera for Halloween
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Mon October 31, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
At an age where most quarterbacks are washed up, Tom Brady is playing like he's in his 20s and slaughtering all opponents
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Sun October 30, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"One scene from The Walking Dead drove me crazy as a scientist, because they were growing tomatoes. Why would you waste your space, and your water and your resources growing tomatoes? That's not the food you should be growing in an apocalypse"
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Sat October 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
We were told there'd be no math to get the WiFi at this Thai restaurant. Stop trolling the customers
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 71 years, the World Series returns to Wrigley. Cubs have 108 years of failure and a goat to overcome. Will Hendricks out-pitch Tomlin? Why can Kyle Schwarber play? It's your Game 3 World Series Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Soylent to introduce new recipe because old recipe was causing stomach problems. Pretty sure we know what the new ingredient will be
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'Lestat's tomb' in New Orleans is getting a much-needed makeover, own CW show
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray Palmer tries to completely Barry the timeline while stranded in 18th century Japan (CW 8ET)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists just opened Jesus' tomb again. He's still not in there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget the white and gold or blue and black dress - is this Bill Murray or Tom Hanks?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise says he is proud to have been a member of a money-grubbing science fiction cult started by a pedophile for over thirty years
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Wed October 26, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks is here to try and thrill us in 'Inferno,' and it's only got me missing David S. Pumpkins again
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks perfectly recreates infamous rap from hit movie Big 28 years later. Subby still trying to remember if he was even on the planet at that time
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Tue October 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Terrific tops the totem, Bosa's Bolts bounce, and Case Keenum sucks. This is your Week 8 NFL Power Rankings Thread®
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Chipotle says that the ongoing avocado shortage will not affect their supply of guacamole. All five remaining customers celebrate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most astute political analysis of the 2016 election can be found in the most unlikely of places: a Black Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live featuring Tom Hanks as a racist, confused Trump supporter
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly ranks the top 50 most powerful superheroes just in time so you can select a costume for trick or treating that doesn't come from the bottom of the list
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