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18 headlines found matching 'toilet paper'
Fri August 18, 2017
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
David Brooks columns to be published in a more appropriate medium
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand should ban alcohol from supermarkets because having it there "normalizes its use". Kinda late for that
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When do you become an adult?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that companies have been making a few of their packaged products slightly smaller, while charging the same price, and hoping that no one notices. Well, it's not just a few products ... the latest tally is 2,529 items
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wipe that grin off your face with 'toilet paper lips'
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ramen chain equips each bog with 6-20 fully loaded toilet paper holders in anticipation that your delicious bowl of spicy ramen will start a great movement
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't throw away your toilet paper rolls, they have many many uses and ways to spread e-coli
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Illinois should be divided up and given to neighboring states. Unlikely tag is for Wisconsin wanting to take possession of Chicago, its sports fans and its drivers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you really HAVE to defecate, this toilet paper company mascot will now allow you to poop in the company van
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Wed June 14, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
High school senior is banned from graduation after he helped TP the school and refused to give up the names of his co-conspirators
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump toilet paper - be sure to wipe right
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Thu May 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Maybe we as a society have become too casual now that it's considered appropriate to wear pajamas when going out in public to rob a convenience store
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Niagara Falls' and 'feces' - two strings of letters that should never appear in the same sentence
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee returns to address Comeygate: "This brings us to our recurring segment, 'Our Weekly Constitutional Crisis: What the F*ck Is It This Time?' This is a slow-motion clusterf*ck of impulsiveness and ineptitude that Trump is famous for"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dutch may have found something, um, interesting: A paper trail leading directly to Trump money laundering in the Netherlands and his connections to the Russians
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