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40 headlines found matching 'toes'
Sat May 21, 2016
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
After not cutting it for 13 years, Russian Rapunzel's hair hasn't yet reached its full growth potential
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Sometimes toes spontaneously fall off and nobody knows why." You asshole. Oh, sorry--I'm lack toes intolerant
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner sued for serving Bill Cosby easy victims
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What a silly thing to ask of America about what to do with 1.19 billions pounds of surplus cheese ... of course we would want to stick it between our toes
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Frightened turtle crashes through woman's windshield. No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this headline
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Fri May 06, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Potatoes cause backed up arteries in NC
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. Channing Tatum gives a woman a pedicure and he's "awesome". Subby tries to do it and he's "sick and twisted" and "needs to leave the shoe store, right now, before we call the cops"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Infecting mosquitoes with bacteria may prevent them from spreading Zika. Better put the gorillas on standby
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife calls Detroit morning radio show to explain her drunk driving arrest was actually a suicide attempt. If Prince only had a morning radio show he could call into, he'd be alive today
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over stupid Yellowstone super volcano. There's a hip new stupid super volcano in town. And this time... it's out for potatoes
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out NASA really does want to grow potatoes on Mars. Gee...wonder where they got that idea from? Oh, right...Lord of the Rings of course
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Mon April 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas threesomes, and now you have to live with that mental image as well
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news for you people who love the planes landing over the Maho beach in St. Maartens, there's now a 360-degrees video to scare you even more. Smell the jet fuel
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Among the common cross-country ski injuries to expect if you're new to the sport are pulled muscles, frostbite and amputation of all your toes after you flee a pack of hungry wolves wearing just your socks, so go have fun
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Speaking of critically savaged movies, here are the 12 worst movies that have received a 0% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
After blowing up everything on the surface of the earth, the next game in the Call of Duty franchise is going to spaaaaaaaaaace
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides he'd very much like Marvel and The Walking Dead to continue filming in his state, vetoes "religious liberty" law
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helicopters that flew special forces into some of the world's most deadly troublespots are being sold off as the world's most awesome garden sheds where you can deploy tactical tomatoes
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Mon March 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How do you fight the genetically modified mosquitoes who carry the Zika virus? With more genetically modified mosquitoes of course
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Wed March 09, 2016
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa man fined for throwing tomatoes at Donald Trump, offered speaking slot at convention, unlimited ammo
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Tue March 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
First tomatoes and peas harvested from mock Martian farm. Matt Damon to be introduced soon to grow poop potatoes
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to look after the hedgehogs in your garden. Because they are lactose-intolerant, a dish of milk is right out: "A bowl of fresh water left out every day is a good option, as are cooked potatoes, chopped nuts, and sultanas"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first day at Baby Fight Club, you have to fight
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(Atavist)
 
 
 
Photoessay: Subby took the longest train in India: 4,273 km (includes time-lapse video)
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Dakota's Gov vetoes a bill that required transgender students to "use the bathroom of their gender at birth" saying it did not "address any pressing issue" the state was facing. Can we put this guy in charge of "voter ID laws " too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in my day watermelon was a lot more pale and had a lot more flesh and seeds, bananas looked more like okra, and tomatoes were called 'poisoned apples'
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Tue February 23, 2016
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Sure, I'll kill those mosquitoes. ᵖᵉʷ ᵖᵉʷ ᵖᵉʷ
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brazil to neuter male mosquitoes with radiation. That or create super-mosquitoes capable of sucking all the blood from a water buffalo in 3 minutes
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you the only foodie in your family? Does this cause you problems in relationships? "I've realised my mother is happiest with steamed fish and boiled potatoes and my sister would like three courses consisting of crisps, packet ham and Haribos"
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What light through yonder window breaks?
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Loving son tosses his mother an egg every day for a year just to keep her on her toes (not safe for work language)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because you'll be shocked to learn that the "vaping Congressman" has received over $30K in donations from big tobacco over the last 5 years
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Take Part)
 
 
 
"It's time to stop hating on potatoes." Right after we stop adding the superfluous preposition "on" to the word "hating"
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's China celebrates new year, unveils Fish Deluxe pizza topped with fish-shaped fish sticks, green bell peppers, corn, French lardons, pepperoni, and cherry tomatoes. Probably worth a fin
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Deadpool currently at 96% at Rotten Tomatoes, but I'm sure it'll go down faster than your mom
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is totes on board with fixing the Voting Rights Act but he'd rather keep his job
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today, on KILL IT WITH FIRE: Mutant sea creature with no fins, a human nose, two feet with toes, tail, and wings baffles Caribbean island. Because the islanders are always "baffled" right before the attack
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
PO-TAY-TOES: Boil'em, mash'em, send'em as a gift with a personalised message
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