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27 headlines found matching 'toes'
Fri May 12, 2017
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A heartwarming story: "I've made $320,000 stomping on dudes' junk"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie vetoes a bill requiring politicians to release tax returns that was inspired by Trump, but there's no conflict of interest. Why do you keep saying that Trump has any conflicts of interest?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What would happen if we killed all the mosquitoes?
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor vetoes all higher education funding, astonishing everyone with news that there are universities in New Mexico
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Sun April 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
This bag of salad mix contains the following ingredients: Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, a bat, cucumbers, radishes....wait....What?
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having not seen "Splash," Fresno police are asking for help identifying a wet, half-naked woman with webbed feet they found wandering around a golf course at 3am
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police: Woman found wet and nearly naked, claiming to be a mermaid
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sack of hate potatoes Pat Buchanan calls Vladimir Putin "godly," says the Russian/US President will fight "self-indulgent secularism"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gorilla learns to juggle baked potatoes
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh off declaring our techniques for preparing mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs, and fried eggs WRONG, experts now declare our technique for microwaving leftovers WRONGITY, WRONG, WRONG, recommend you put a circular hole in them first
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes is "the destruction of our business" says the guy who financed 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' and directed 3 'Rush Hour' movies
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't mind me, I'm done eating the mosquitoes that cause malaria and now my venom will help protect your brain from deadly strokes. What are you doing with that newspaper?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Get checked for strep throat, people
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Indicators, Matt Damon, show potatoes can grow on Mars
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at just how badly the Washington Potatoes have farked up and how wealthy this could make Kirk Cousins
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"Get Out", the horror movie by Jordan Peele has enjoyed a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes with 141 reviews in until now, take one guess who posted it's first negative review. Hint: rhymes with Garmond Sprite
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Panda bear at the Washington, D.C. zoo has been shipped to China on a plane in a crate with snacks of bamboo shoots, apples and sweet potatoes. Or as United Airlines calls that, the new "basic economy" flight
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares
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Sat February 18, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
On top of quickly reheating your leftover pizza, a microwave can be used to zap bacteria from a sponge, shuck your corn, or peel your potatoes
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes step up bio-warfare attacks against mammals
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Joggers are being attacked by a mystery yob who throws vegetables at them while they are running. Runners report being pelted with potatoes, eggs, turnips and even avocades in the drive-by attacks"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wellington boot snobbery still big in England. "The only thing that's more embarrassing than wearing the wrong wellington boots is wearing clean ones"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can rebuild heirloom tomatoes. We have the technology. We can make heirloom tomatoes better than they were. Better... tastier... more flavorful
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