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21 headlines found matching 'toes'
Sun February 07, 2016
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Deadpool currently at 96% at Rotten Tomatoes, but I'm sure it'll go down faster than your mom
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Things for Parents to Freak Out About," the hair tourniquet
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is totes on board with fixing the Voting Rights Act but he'd rather keep his job
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today, on KILL IT WITH FIRE: Mutant sea creature with no fins, a human nose, two feet with toes, tail, and wings baffles Caribbean island. Because the islanders are always "baffled" right before the attack
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
PO-TAY-TOES: Boil'em, mash'em, send'em as a gift with a personalised message
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Protesters can't even get tomatoes to stick to Teflon Don
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Wed January 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof of President Obama running out of farks to give, vetoes bill that would have gutted Clean Water Act. Pay attention, Rick Snyder
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Doctor Who wins 'Golden Tomato' award from Rotten Tomatoes. Some fans still propose throwing the award at showrunner Steven Moffat
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing better than meat and potatoes for lunch, unless the meat turns out to be penis loin
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
New breed of mountain lion discovered in Idaho can bite you whether you're in front of it or behind it (warning: pic in link is graphic)
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The key ingredients to creating mouth-watering food? Tampons, mashed potatoes, shaving cream, WD-40, and Elmer's glue
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Sat December 26, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
The battle for the NFC East heats up like the dumpster fire it is as the Philadelphia Eagles face the Washington Potatoes in a game with playoff consequences (sort of), on Saturday Night's Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on NFL Network
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Silo fire burning since Thanksgiving makes entire North Carolina town smell like delicious sweet potatoes
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Sat December 12, 2015
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Semi-truck overturns, spilling thousands of potatoes across highway and blocking traffic. Almost immediately, every eye was on that road
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Wed December 09, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers genetically modify mosquitoes to be infertile, after previous attempts to neuter them by giving them beige minivans proved too slow
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Tue December 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ThePanthers remain number one, the Cardinals move up to number two and the Cleveland Brown Baggers remain in last. It's your week 14 NFL Power Rankings
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Thu November 26, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida man learns that eggs and potatoes don't always go over well with bacon
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Wed November 25, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Everyone loves those traditional holiday dishes: roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, ham and banana casserole, pumpkin pie...wait, back up a minute there. WTF?
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Sun November 22, 2015
(Confitdent)
 
 
 
No matter how good they smell, no matter how great they taste, you should never eat microwave popcorn and canned tomatoes
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Sat November 07, 2015
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Mysterious bright light seen over LA - Richard Dreyfuss busy carving landscapes in mashed potatoes
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Mon November 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you think candy corn is the most offensive candy then try a bag of "attractive and successful African-Americans toes"
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