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Headlines matching 'toast'
Fri February 03, 2012
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Crematorium to broadcast funerals live on the internet, allowing you to toast the dearly departed in your bathrobe
(
mirror.co.uk
)
(22)
Wed January 25, 2012
59-year-old toaster still works just fine. The Sun is there
(
thesun.co.uk
)
(52)
Mon January 23, 2012
(WMUR)
"Ok, so that's 2 eggs over easy, crispy bacon and wheat toast...would you like your daughter with that?"
(
wmur.com
)
(62)
Thu January 19, 2012
The mysterious man who came upon midnights clear and dreary for seventy years to toast at the grave of Edgar Allen Poe on his birthday, it appears, shall come nevermore
(
abcnews.go.com
)
(47)
Wed January 11, 2012
Woman given tea and toast instead of an orange. Naturally, all hell breaks loose
(
smh.com.au
)
(73)
Wed December 14, 2011
Why toast always lands buttered-side down. Behold the Law of Toast
(
io9.com
)
(83)
Tue December 06, 2011
Ron Paul's new ad goes negative on GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is reportedly "seriously considering" going milquetoast
(
politico.com
)
(105)
Mon December 05, 2011
Silly Americans, Marmite is meant to be spread thinly on buttered toast, not shellacked on dry bread
(
npr.org
)
(165)
Fri December 02, 2011
Defibrillator toaster. It's the one *CLEAR* choice for your breakfast needs
(
boingboing.net
)
(16)
Fri November 25, 2011
Super Nintendo toaster? Sure, why the hell not
(
techeblog.com
)
(18)
Wed November 16, 2011
(Mercury Poisoned)
After finally realizing that nobody cares anymore, '72 Dolphins only planning a toast if the Packers do go 19-0
(
thepostgame.com
)
(83)
Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Guy)
How can you tell Rick Perry's campaign is toast? This is how
(
i.imgur.com
)
(162)
Mon October 24, 2011
Cardinals become Texas toast in Game 4, Series even 2-2
(
content.usatoday.com
)
(69)
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