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Wed March 03, 2010
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(Gothamist) Strange Detached penis goes missing, now most likely on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven down on Second Avenue near St Mark's Place  T-Shirt  (gothamist.com) (118)

Thu February 25, 2010
(Contact Music) Fail Muse, Kasabian are the top winners at the NME Awards, proving once again that NME doesn't know what the hell they're talking about  (contactmusic.com) (42)

Wed February 24, 2010
(YouTube) Spiffy Happy 60th birthday to the mighty George Thorogood. Raise a toast of "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" in celebration  (youtube.com) (73)

Sat February 20, 2010
(The Sun) Amusing Two pigs stolen from a pub are being held for ransom. Police say they will not negotiate with bacon thieves, have a crack squad of butchers, eggs and toast, on standby  (thesun.co.uk) (28)

Tue February 02, 2010
(Discover) Weird Fifteen year old girl with no vagina gets pregnant, apparently due to sperm she received from performing fellatio leaking from her GI tract into her uterus after being stabbed at the bar where she worked. Then it gets weird  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (313)

Sun January 24, 2010
(Some Guy) Fail Electric blanket keeps entire house nice and toasty  (bournemouthecho.co.uk) (32)

Fri January 08, 2010
(YouTube) Amusing What was missing from all the traumatizing and depressing scenes of "The Brave Little Toaster"? Some jaunty upbeat music to set the mood  (youtube.com) (27)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Sad The last B. Dalton's is closing. Subby toasts their memory with his Orange Julius  T-Shirt  (startribune.com) (110)

Thu December 31, 2009
(Some Guy) Unlikely World Champion Liar of 2009: "I just realized how bad the economy really is. I recently bought a new toaster oven and as a complimentary gift, I was given a bank."  (greenbaypressgazette.com) (58)

Wed December 30, 2009
(BBC) Sad Edwina the duck dies aged 22. To be cremated slowly in an orange sauce  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (77)
(Washington Post) Interesting Internal AIG emails released detailing the collapse of the firm: "LOL we're toast"  (washingtonpost.com) (44)

Mon December 14, 2009
(TechEBlog) Weird Gamer builds Nintentoaster, ditches toasting for SNES games  (techeblog.com) (23)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Telegraph) Sad "In the Clinton era it was OK to lie about sex. Under Obama, it seems, it's just fine to lie about running the country"  (telegraph.co.uk) (258)

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