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Sun January 21, 2018
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(That's not a Gutenberg)
 
 
 
Sunday book thread: Currently reading "Rogue Herries" by Hugh Walpole, referenced by John Cleese in the "Cheese Shop" sketch; it's really good. (I curtailed my Walpoling activities to post this thread.)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alternate realities: Trump as seen by the left
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alternate realities: Trump as seen by the right
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's properties raked in $1.2 million from political groups in 2017
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Fri January 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired of your ties always getting tangled up and costing you precious time? Coolest way ever to tie a tie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump face questions about his mob ties? Will Senate Democrats get whacked? Will Putin unleash his fully armed and operational "doomsday device"? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Hell is coming to 58 cities this summer
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont believes if at first you don't succeed in suing AMC over royalties, try again
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, with Team Arrow shattered, Ollie locks down the zipline network to prevent evil Harold Finch from using it to destroy his city. Meanwhile, John returns home to discover he's now a father to twins. (CW 9ET)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy's angry at Gen Kelly, more congressional transcripts have been released, and the Gov't shutdown looms ever closer. time for the Thirsty Thursday edition of the MSNBC Primetime thread. festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazon filters down the list of cities in the running for their 2nd headquarters to those with 4+ stars, large populations, and eligible for free shipping
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington finds that President Trump's administration is the dirtiest, most corrupt, and unethical in history. Even worse than Nixon. Way worse than Harding
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bannon gets a visit from the Party Van, Trumpy continues to be a moron, and Subby didn't really pay attention to the news today and doesn't have a third thing. MSNBC Primetime thread, Wacky Wednesday edition. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Salon)
 
 
 
As everyone here at Fark knows, Republicans are literally being laughed at while defending Trump. It's only in cult communities where laughing at Trump is verboten. You can end up on the wall
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Emrakul of the Blind Eternities is here to devour your mind and twist what's left of your soul into a stygian, eldritch husk. Subby is tapping out of this one. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ oh around 1pm'ish ET)
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
This is either a story about: 1) a very clever criminal or 2) the deputies who didn't check her butt cheeks closely enough
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Axe-throwing divorce parties are a thing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New dental techniques may be able to repair cavities, or regrow teeth without all the old school drilling, blood, screaming, and expensive pain management
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New strap-on modules expected to bring Littoral Combat Ship to peak performance, and will bring it to the climax of its abilities. Critics still think it will get reamed
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox would like you all to stop politicizing MLK day and be respectful on this great day. Now, back to "All the Terrible Things that Minorities are doing to Ruin America", a 9,742 part series
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Border patrol agents teamed up with authorities in New Jersey to arrest drug addicts
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bathing beauties
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin: Psst, hey dumbass, lift the damn sanctions already *holds up pee tape*
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Boy creates Build-A-Bow to beat bullying
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Thu January 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy rants about "shiathole countries", House renews FISA, and I've run out of clever things to say, because, again, "shiathole countries." MSNBC Primetime discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday Edition, Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NFL announces London regular season schedule. Wembley to be renamed Battery Park October 21
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is more anxious over the 2018 midterms than that stoner kid in your Humanities class who came the first day and skipped every class after learning no attendance would be taken
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Wed January 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russians who want to overpay for Trump condos are now having to resort to using shell companies to conceal their identities
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson cancels concert due to 'breathing difficulties'. Dude, maybe you should switch to edibles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Criteo wants to work across the industry to address more robust, cross-device advertising targeting and measurement capabilities that are also consumer friendly and don't cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. Apple wants them to suck it
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Tue January 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thousands potentially exposed to Hepatitis A at Utah 7-11, Fark parties
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley busted for antiquities trafficking, blames the 'beetus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steele stopped communicating with the FBI after they started publicly covering up for Trump
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Th Weeknd will nevr work with H&M agin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelist con man James Dobson claims not eating will save Trump from impeachment. In other news, lines of liberals, feminists, LGBTQ activists, economists, scientists, stoners, and minorities stretching for miles around Golden Corral
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Lefties have it right." - We live in a country that is divided in an epic struggle between left and right...handed people
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
For the first time since the Civil War, a majority of the work on a Presidential construction project will be done by minorities. Bonus: This time they're getting paid
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
ACLU decides the best way to protect civil liberties is to ensure a Democratic majority
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When seeking insurance money to renovate your house, you can light a match, or you can Airbnb it to a 23-year-old on New Year's Eve. As long as you sternly specify "No Parties," it will all look totally legit
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your miniature horse, Florida authorities would really like a word with you
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Babies who look like celebrities, including one who might make Donald Trump's heart race
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bannon's.."patron"... billionaire Rebekah Mercer just cut off his allowance and told him to go get a real job
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair messed up, but no more than 10 million or 20 million casualties tops
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Certain activities should be avoided while drinking. Throwing a hatchet sounds like one of them, especially at a downtown bar
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which New Year's Eve special are you going to watch? Which celebrities performed the best? Where are you on this evening as we b-b-bring in the New Year? It is your New Year's Eve thread. Happy New Year everyone
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Multiple deputies down in active shooter situation in Denver suburb
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oh no, he's drinking again
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The final, definitive, completely inarguable and non-debatable list of all 54 original Netflix shows, ranked from best to worst. Seriously, it is impossible to intelligently disagree with anything on this, so don't even try
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Fri December 29, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy said a lot of crazy incoherent nonsense to the NYT without anybody knowing, Jones is officially a senator, and subby gets to enjoy a three-day weekend. HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYBODY MSNBC Primetime thread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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Thu December 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bama court tells Moore to go home and fetch his f***ing shinebox, the Middle East is getting 'splodey again, and Mueller continues digging, much to the terror of the RNC. MSNBC Primetime, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin @ 8pm EST
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The EPL week festivities conclude with a North/South London derby between a resurgent Crystal Palace, having gone 5 matches without a loss, and a Giroud-less Arsenal looking to stay in the hunt for the top 4. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
One of Buzzfeed's s--ttiest is fired for inappropriate comments
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Wed December 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moore still hasn't conceded, Trumpy's angry at CNN for filming him golfing, and Mueller's now talking to RNC staffers. Grab a tasty beverage strap in for the Wed. MSNBC PrimeTime thread. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cities of the future could be built from a) concrete, b) carbon, c) mushrooms
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, celebrities pay taxes. Lindsay Lohan owes over $100,000 in them
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Tue December 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A tree is getting pulled down, a GOP Rep is calling for a Purge of the FBI, and Trumpy's Muslim ban just keeps getting slapped down. It's your MSNBC PrimeTime livethread. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the mightiest four-cylinder Toyota ever made. It's not your mom's cool Corolla
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: Marijuana ties up the police and clogs the courts. Fark: because of legalization
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Mon December 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five golden games. That is what the NBA brings us with 76ers-Knicks, Cavaliers-Warriors, Wizards-Celtics, Rockets-Thunder, and the Timberwolves-Lakers. The festivities begin at Noon ET
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the worst cities to live in for each state. C'mon they possibly can't be that bad, right?
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue outs Ivanka Trump's Madison Avenue Diamonds for fraud, once again proving that a magazine dedicated to lipstick choices for teens had more journalistic integrity than Fox News
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's tweeting again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Get paid up to $80,000 to move to these struggling towns: Cash grants, student loan pay-offs and free land are offered as incentives to revitalize rural communities across America
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Fri December 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's statement after four deputies kill female suspect and 6-year-old kid: "Something in the way that suspect presented to the deputies placed these deputies in direct fear for their lives...At the time, we don't believe she was armed"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark the Poor Act officially signed into law, IRS has no idea how they're going to implement any of it with reduced staff and budget. HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE MSNBC Primetime Block, festivities start @ 8pm EST
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WAY too early list of potential Democrats running for President includes celebrities, a bunch of NOPE, and 3 people that will be around 80 at the time campaigning starts
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Thu December 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yertle wants "bipartisanship" in 2018, Liftbro wants to gut the poor even harder, and Trumpy evidently wants a parade. The rest of us want out of this godawful timeline, but will make do with the MSNBC Primetime thread. Festivities begin @ 8pm EST
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's odd-sounding bowl game is the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl with Temple taking off Florida International. Do you have the Fightin' Hooters or the 24-Karat Kitties? Kickoff is at 8pm ET on ESPN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Tennessee passes law blocking cities from moving confederate statues from government land, city of Memphis gets creative by selling the land beneath them
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Kim Jong Un sneaked into one of subby's family's previous Christmas parties
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP passes the Fark the Poor act, proposes a Net Neutrality bill to double-kill NN, and sweet FSM why the hell isn't it Friday yet? MSNBC primetime thread, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP anti-science firm ends its media monitoring contract with the EPA after someone paid attention
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First tiny homes, now tiny communities. Tiny is as tiny do
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For want of a vote, the seat was lost. For want of a seat, the legislature was lost. For want of the legislature, plans for a new Constitutional Convention were lost. And all for the want of a single extra Republican voter in Tidewater, Virginia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some guy named Schindler claims that a few media companies are currently under investigation for Russian ties. If only he could list them
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
The Romero Institute for Sports Fan Allegiance finds that cities with transient populations don't have the best fan support for home teams
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's baseless attacks against the IRS have led to a free for all in dark money and politicizing of Right Wing charities. Obvious Tag now a #MAGA driven 501(c)(3)
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Sun December 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Authorities investigating death of Canadians worth $3.7 billion or about $19.95 in U.S. money
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
AL.com achieves the impossible and somehow comes up with a ranking of "The Ten Most Redneck Counties in Alabama"
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Millennium Falcon shares some similarities with another famous and strange looking vehicle: the Lockheed P-38 Lightning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, empties mom's bank account playing FIFA on Playstation. That kid deserves a good, swift kick
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In bid to enhance their workers' financial planning capabilities, Walmart to begin offering payday loans directly to employees
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Thu December 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, the internet was fun while it lasted. Come join us for hate-drinking and the MSNBC Primetime block while we still have the bandwidth to stream it. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
2 million citizens wrote in to the FCC to demand an end to net neutrality. Your government hears you and will work toward that end. In possibly related news, 2 million citizens' identities were stolen and used to submit fake comments to the FCC
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison shames both parties for failing to stand up against Trump
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
While you've been waiting the past 20 years for your Beanie Baby collection to gain value, this guy just made a bundle trading "crypto-kitties"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Work Christmas parties are a "big sack of regret waiting to happen." Here's how to avoid making an ass out of yourself and damaging your career. Yes, it's more than just "Don't get drunk"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jose Canyoubelievehesaidthat?
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Tue December 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The US and Venezuela spar over Maduro's banning of opposition political parties, with Trump's people demanding detailed notes on how Maduro plans to get away with it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump pushing for second special counsel to oversee the Russian special counsel. Next, will set up 3rd special counsel to oversea the 2nd special counsel. Counsel
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As Mueller corners Trump, one thing is becoming clear: he and his subordinates are probably not going to go down quietly
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Sun December 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the real victims of sexual assault and harassment are office Christmas parties
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog escapes its crate at Boston's Logan airport, leading authorities on an hours-long chase before finally giving in to its craving for bacon
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Fri December 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE We made it through another week, now time to strap in for the MSNBC Primetime News block. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the most Japanese story ever: 3 people were killed with a katana, one of whom used it to commit suicide, at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. Authorities speculate the attack arose from a family dispute about who was to be head priest at the shrine
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet deputies at the door with a loaded shotgun when they come to arrest you for a road rage incident and you can bet they'll also find the marijuana grow operation in the rest of your house
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A body bag was filmed falling out of the boot of a hearse at a busy junction in New Zealand. Authorities stated that some heads are gonna roll
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What some cities are willing to pay to try to get quicker shipping from Amazon for their citizens
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Wed December 06, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy and Bibi are trying to kick off armageddon, the Tax Fraud bill is stalled out, the Silence Breakers are the people of the year and WHAT THE %^&$ DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY WED?? MSNBC primetime livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So remember those sonic attacks in Cuba, that were likely caused by Russian agents to dismantle our warming relations with Cuba? Well the victims of those attacks now have brain abnormalities, adamantium skeletons
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian clergy to begin forced conversions of local student population while US authorities do little to stop the spread of sharia law in the region
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
It looks like John Travolta is next
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
So the Alaskan GOP is purging itself of impurities. "I don't think they can do that," he said. "I don't think it comports with state law." Psh, laws are for suckers and losers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
In an effort to improve child safety on the platform and to be better at detecting hate speech, Google will enlist 10,000 employees to moderate YouTube videos. Enlist, not hire. Enjoy your additional ditty duties
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump walks out of BBC interview when questioned about ties with Russian mob. Later says he doesn't remember walking out of interview. The internet remembers
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One year after plane crash killed nearly their entire team, Chapecoense qualifies for Copa Libertadores after scoring stoppage-time goal in final game on what has to be the dustiest pitch subby has ever seen used for a football game
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A stipulation of Flynn's plea: "[participate] in covert law enforcement activities." Kinda hard to participate in "covert" law enforcement activities when the plea is publi...... Oh boy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Oscars to start 30 minutes early because celebrities won't stop talking when the music starts
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Holiday parties
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions demands the nation "get its head together" and push to end sanctuary cities because someone allegedly got away with murder
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Thu November 30, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate suspicious death of man in truck near Sweet Home. Officials suspect victim may have taken it off a Sweet Jump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secret Service spent $150,000 in golf cart rentals at Trump properties. Why don't they just buy their own and bring it on Air Force One?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Manafort strikes a bail deal with Mueller, giving up four of his properties so he can see the sunshine and Russian "clean up crew" once more
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Wed November 29, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani and a group of mildly famous celebrities team up with what's left of the Today Show cast to pay homage to a giant green decorated phallus. It's Christmas in Rockefeller Center (8pm EST, NBC)
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation hires former White House adviser, Fox News national security strategist, and Hungarian knight squire Sebastian Gorka as independent contractor
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Competitive video games now require $20 million franchise fees, training facilities, and outside capital." Looks like your thumbs just took an arrow to the knee
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ketchup=Heinz. Trucks=Ford. Mayo=Duke's. Electric Razors=Norelco. Mustard=French's. Alarm Clocks=GE. What are your brand loyalties?
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Indonesia about to blow its top as authorities evacuate 10 km around volcano. Pray to Krakatoa
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Fri November 24, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man falls for the old break into a car with deputies hiding inside prank. That joke never gets old
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reset London's clock. UPDATE: No trace of any suspects, nor any evidence of shots fired or casualties
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN legal analyst can't get over how Donnie Half-Scoop is taunting Mueller on Twitter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In an effort to save money and conserve energy, many cities and towns switched over to outdoor LED lighting. And since this is on Fark, you can probably guess exactly how that turned out for them
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Patreon)
 
 
 
The financial realities of going viral (don't quit your day job)
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a rabbit delivering pancakes in select cities
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
In seeking the authorization to search the properties, police wrote that they became suspicious after internet searches that described "massages with happy endings"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman goes to the mall wearing nothing but body paint, pasties and a thong and you're gone. If anyone is still here, I would like to recite a poem I wrote. It's called "Ode to a Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump administration can't even beat one judge. Order cutting funding to sanctuary cities permanently blocked
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The difficulties of living in an 8-bit world
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mothers angered after suggestion that little kids shouldn't be playing with $1,300 display makeup booths. What normal day to day activities have you had ruined by parents just tossing their little angels everywhere?
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Fri November 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20 tons of meatballs lost after truck crashes on icy road in Sweden. Authorities investigating if somebody sneezed
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeland Security's head of community outreach has history of expressing opinions on minorities that aren't very outreachy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $800,000 of rare whiskey known as "The Squirrel." Authorities currently searching Fark handle database for suspects
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby's Museum of Antiquities Theft set to open in D.C this week. Bring the kids, it'll be great fun for all
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner is Gal Gogone from Wonder Woman 2
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lamborghini delivers a special edition white-and-gold Huracan built just for Pope Francis, who autographed the hood and then sent it to an auction house to raise money for charities helping Iraqi Christians, sick kids in Africa, and migrant women
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
R's are trying to crater the healthcare market (again), Roy Moore continues to be a skeevy jackass, and Lil Donnie Half-Scoop continues to make fenceposts look like MENSA candidates. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump, Jr. not so smart? An investigative report
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The top 10 GOP politicians that have spent the most money at Trump properties
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Loud, mysterious boom that shook subby's whole house heard and felt across three counties in Alabama. Officials are still trying to figure out what it was, but current guess is a meteorite
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski says "it's not for me to say" whether Trump Jr. should have been communicating with Wikileaks during the campaign, I mean, he was just the Campaign Manager, so how should he know what's legal and illegal under campaign finance rules
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Three more people under investigation for sexual misconduct. Are they: A: Politicians? B: Celebrities? or C: Tenured professors from the psychological and brain sciences department at Dartmouth?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Guinness World Record kitties may have perished in house fire
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Daughter of a Hong Kong Hotel developer is planning to build an "Anti-Trump" hotel in DC blocks from the Trump property in the city. Amenities to include "progressive lectures and fireside chats and a residency program for investigative reporters"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When it comes to birthday bashes, 50 is the new 21. "As so often in modern life, celebrities have led the way in this"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Heisenberg says you're done, you're done
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"In the history of spaceflight, no casualties due to falling space debris have ever been confirmed." China: Hold my beer and watch between 43°S and 43°N
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rat abandons sinking ship
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Thu November 09, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Three classic Chinese-American restaurants in Central Phoenix have shut down, including loungey Seventies-era eatery that once served $1.75 dinners of "old fashion Chinese food" with authentic tiki cocktails and fortune cookies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore (allegedly) loves little girls. MSNBC evening block, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One year later, both political parties are reeling from the shiatshow quagmire we're stuck in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gina? Lovely country, terrific. Terrific country. No, they don't take advantage of us. Great people. Great wall
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Wed November 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Big wins for the Dems last night, and a whole lot more nonsensical bollocks for the rest of us today, and WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S STILL ONLY WEDNESDAY? THIS is your MSNBC Evening Block livethread. Festivities start at 8pm EST
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Experts claims that cutting back on alcohol consumption can prevent cancer. The unpopular experts who never got invited to parties, one would assume. Bunch of farking killjoys
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jury: we find that JP Morgan Chase fired this woman because she blew the whistle on illegal activities a client was up to, and award her $1 million. Judge: I feel like the Jury was "prejudiced" against this poor bank, and am throwing out the verdict
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Tue November 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jefe drops case against laughing woman, Trumpy met with the emperor of Japan, and Mueller's still digging. THIS is your MSNBC evening block livethread. Festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether it's picking a new governor in Virginia or New Jersey, or voting against new city ordinances banning Fark parties, you should do your civic duty and get out and VOTE. THIS is your state and local election thread. (polls close at 7pm in most places)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump Seoul meal looks like it'll be wasted on someone that would rather eat chicken tenders with bbq sauce. Discussion time: What culinary monstrosities have you seen people do to fancy/expensive ingredients?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Texas authorities refuse to use name of church shooter to avoid encouraging potential copy cats or admit the guy is a terrorist
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The President of the United States has no farking clue what the ballistic missile defense capabilities of the United States actually are
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pointing out that Wilbur Ross failed to disclose his business ties to Russia is "evil". So stop it
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Sun November 05, 2017
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Authorities announce press conference regarding San Antonio area church shooting. Texas governor Greg Abbott expected to speak. LGT livestream
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In case all of the evidence against Wilbur Ross wasn't enough, recently leaked documents reveal even more direct ties to Putin, eatin' good in the neighborhood
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. Mass shooting at a Texas church. Multiple casualties have been reported (link switched)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nixon had deep-seeded mafia ties
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You must really suck at your job when not only do you get fired on your first day, your boss gets fired for hiring you
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Sat November 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Adams praises Trump's linguistic abilities. That's the joke
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Looks like Paris Hilton is in trouble with the... Securities and Exchange Commission?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If your kid got SpongeBob Gummy Crabby Patties in their Halloween haul this year, feel free to help them TP that house this weekend. So grab a handful of whatever's left and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz 10/22-10/28 Starburst Edition
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Netflix to Spacey: Why don't you have a seat over there and watch us sever all ties with you
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Fri November 03, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Indictments and Tweets and F**kery, OH MY. Been a hell of a week, but HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE THIS is your MSNBC Evening news live thread. festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like artwork? Like helping charities? Farker running Island Dreams selling New Orleans/Mardi-Gras hand drawn trading cards for charity Looking to Farkers to make this project a success
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second man wanted in connection with NYC terror attack. UPDATE: The FBI is no longer seeking a second man in connection with the lower Manhattan truck assault that killed eight people, authorities said Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Secretary has been accused of sexual harassment which is ironic because usually it's secretaries being chased around the desk. You see, because secretaries are usually women. I'll be returning to the fifties now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Look, subby left his phone at home today and has no idea what's happening, other than Sarah the Huck-A-Bee seemed to be worse than normal, is it Friday yet? This is your MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear, there's a rather large legal difference between "getting dirt on your political opponent's ties to Russia" and "using Russian intelligence for dirt on your political opponent"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On Twitter, President Trump opines on "the biggest story" that broke on Monday. Which is, of course, Tony Podesta voluntarily stepping down as head of his lobbying firm, the Podesta group, after his ties to some guy named Manafort went public
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The tragic tale of Florida Man, his collection of guns, and his imagination thankfully ends with no fatalities
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Strangling soldiers by their side. Fearless men with murderous ties. Men who mean just what they say. Murders by the Green Berets ♫
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The youngest man ever to portray The Doctor is 35 years old today. Bowties and fez are cool
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Fri October 27, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Deputies find more than 60 cocks in Oklahoma man's home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let's see: Lawyer wins $5.8 million judgment against man for shooting homeless man on his property. Court starts seizing properties. Lawyer found shot dead on porch. Yeah, this is a real whodunit for sure
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recent hurricanes erode beaches, whole communities ....Trump's job approval ratings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two warm-weather cities hold the top two spots, as the Golden Knights and Tampa Bay continue their early-season dominance. Where's your team at? It's your weekly ESPN NHL Power Rankings
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Talk about "through the Looking Glass". Kaspersky Labs, with ties to Putin, admits to lifting Top Secret NSA "hacking" code from an American computer. So, somehow, that makes it OK
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gods help us, it's only Wednesday. Here is Your MSNBC evening news livethread. Festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
American universities continue to demonstrate laser-like focus on education and definitely don't allow themselves to spend millions on frivolous matters
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny solid gold violins for bankers who are so busy studying new regulations that they are "unable to attend post-work drinks or parties"
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Man seeks floppy disk, time machine back to the nineties
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling nostalgic for a simpler time of skinny ties, Members Only jackets, checkered Vans and synth-heavy music. This week we're looking for the best of New Wave as we remember the '80s
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4'X4' mosaic from one of Emperor Caligula's "pleasure ships" repatriated to Italy after authorities discover it serving as a coffee table top in NYC woman's apartment
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone who has a right to an education in America, step forward NOT SO FAST PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Now that the Rolling Stones' oft-demeaned "Their Satanic Majesties Request" is being re-issued, perhaps it's time to consider that it wasn't the Stones' limp and callow rip-off of "Sgt. Pepper's" after all
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you live in one of these five cities, prepare to have your rent raised
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy fresh hell Friday, everyone. THIS is your MSNBC evening livethread, with festivities starting at 8pm ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions wrote the DOJ's new anti-abortion policies, which explains why there are eerie similarities to Dred Scott
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania cities trying to bribe Amazon to come to them using food, bicycles. Hey, they aren't poor. Maybe offer them tax incentives, like a prosperous city would
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy insults Gold Star families (again), Jefe whines to Judiciary committee about unfairness, and subby has no booze to help with this shiat. This is YOUR MSNBC Evening news thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
As the war to land Amazon's second headquarters continue, here is what some cities are doing to lure them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Americans With Disabilities Act may not have any legs to stand on if Congress gets its way
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Commodities markets just hit a six-month high. So why is Goldman Sachs losing money in the commodities markets? Turns out, they're just not that good at this sort of thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When I realized the National Front would never let me be racist AND gay, I renounced them and left the group
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We host classy adult parties with alcohol. People keep bringing their kids; I put 'Please, no kids' on invites. My home is not childproof; no one watches their kids; it's awful. We get drunk; kids don't need to see that. What do?"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Three possibilities in October make skyrocketing oil prices an inevitability
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Midwest is facing an economic crisis thanks to the declination of its public universities
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Sat October 14, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After being fined $773 million by Taiwan, $900 million by South Korea, sued by the U.S. Trade Commission and losing $500 million every quarter in royalties from Apple, Qualcomm goes for broke by suing Apple in China to ban the sale of its iPhones
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE agents are under instructions to weigh competing priorities of law enforcement versus financial profit and to avoid properties that are not profitable enough for the federal government to justify seizing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon Idaho may be known for more than just potatoes. It may soon be designated as the first U.S. Dark Sky Reserve if approved by the International Dark-Sky Association (with some pretty cool photos comparing light pollution in cities vs the wilderness)
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump administration prepares to nuke major US cities. Figuratively speaking. Probably
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is shocked, shocked to find that Harvey Weinstein may have taken a few liberties with his female stars. Shocked that such a fine industry could be rocked by allegations of impropriety. Shocked
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Students from Carpe Diem charter school seize the day, authorities seize the video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: My greatest source of Truth in the media is a Nazi who is best known for lying and being dumber than a rock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian airport customs authorities confiscate 22 pounds of butt nuggets
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Interior Sec Zinke's official duties have led him to travel extensively to view natural wonders such as a steakhouse in Alaska, a ski resort in Montana, and a luxury hotel in the USVI. Pure coincidence all those places also hosted GOP fundraisers
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein traveling to Europe for sex addiction therapy, and wicked parties with Roman Polanski
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sugar Daddy, Dum-Dums, Necco Wafers, Circus Peanuts, Smarties, black licorice, Mounds, Almond Joy, Mary Janes, and candy corn all make the list of the worst Halloween candy ever. What's on yours?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Not all lefties are for gun control, here's some leftist arguments against gun control
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
That smoke detector video cam in your Airbnb room? Yeah, that's for my sex parties
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Is it time to abolish the Republican and Democratic parties?
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Doctor Who suits for the dapper fanboy about town
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Elderly woman run down by aggressive bicyclist, who then proceeds to scream obscenities at her. Includes social media post and interview: "I hate to slow down. Most of the time people move. These people wouldn't move"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
In 1975, only three cities had over 10 million people. Now, there are 31 megacities with at least 10 million people, and 10 more are expected to reach that mark in the next decade. No word of when the Judges will begin to patrol them all
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Authorities suspect arson after man was pouring lighter fluid in the building and saying that he was going to set it on fire. Ya don't say?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
This just in. Cities are loud
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, having a car loaded with touchscreens, navigation devices, texting abilities, and elaborate music systems can be distracting to the driver
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
A Twin Cities suburban mayoral candidate says a proposed light-rail line would bring in "riff raff and trash" , "ethnics" and "coloreds" from Minneapolis. Minnesota-nice
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Fri October 06, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Will Kelly bail? Will Sexy Rexy get the boot? Is everyone properly stocked on booze? Will Trumpy kill us all in nuclear fire? HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYBODY This is YOUR MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Country music's strong ties to the NRA are ripping apart in the wake of the Vegas terror attack
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$2.3t financial firm behind Wall Street's award-winning and superwoke Fearless Girl statue will be paying $5m in fines for underpaying women and minorities
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can Mueller subpoena THESE? Ex-apprentice producer says they have Trump on tape saying "really unfathomably despicable words" and that Trump made remarks that were "very racist directed at African-Americans, Jewish groups and other minorities"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Social commenters: women now have the same career opportunities as men. Recruitment firm's chief scientist: being a woman in the IT field can reduce your lifetime earning potential by $250K
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Jack's "Batman" Joker costume, Chris Pratt's Starlord helmet, the piano from "Casablanca," or (welcome to fark) Garth's tighty whities from "Wayne's World 2?"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I talk to the president sometimes," Jabba the Hate says in an attempt to rationalize his vast conspiracy theories over Vegas
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My brother was diagnosed with pancolitis at the beginning of August. He lost 67lbs of muscle mass before Sept 1st. He's refused any type of surgery and wants to explore the naturopathic capabilities... HELP Please
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
SEC: Cryptocurrencies are securities. Investors: So about these initial-coin-offerings that are merely thinly-disguised attempts to circumvent the IPO process because there's no actual business in there. SEC: Yeah, about them
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Thu September 28, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Grab your paddle and crack open a Molson, the Mounties can no longer pinch Canadians for drunk canoeing
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These celebrities went to great lengths for their movie roles, including piercing their privates and wrapping a belt around their knees
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Wed September 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama managed to replace Jefe Sessions with an even bigger jackass (somehow), Hirocheeto's in a huff that the guy he backed lost, and Puerto Rico's still in the dark. It's time for the MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM ET
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shake Shack head chef taste-tests British supermarket burger patties, declares Heston Blumenthal's Ultimate Beef Burger sold at Waitrose the perfect burger, costing $6.70 per 250g of beefy goodness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best and worst cities in the world to drive in. Including ranking by road rage levels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Interviewer: "So Mr. Moore, what communities in the U.S. are under Sharia Law?" Moore: "Uh, ones over there, somewhere, I dunno. [waves hands around]. I'm a Christian, did you know that?"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
...nineties bands weren't terrible
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And you thought Goldman Sachs employees just helped out political lefties of the world. Here, meet one of their former economists who just led Germany's far right party to victory
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad in Greece that packs of wild dogs control the streets of most of their major cities
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities shocked people would steal defibrillators from a shopping mall. Two men and one defibrillator have been charged
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