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69 headlines found matching 'tickets'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Invicta 19 with two title fights. Jennifer Maia vs Roxanne Modafferi at flyweight and Hakaya Hamasaki vs Jinh Yu Frey at atomweight. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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Thu September 22, 2016
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds that words actually mean something, even in contracts, and rules that since the St. Louis Rams made season ticket holders buy "personal seat licenses", the LA Rams owe them either tickets in the new stadium or a refund of their PSL
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain releases October/November dates for "The Hunger" North American concert tour
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Wed September 14, 2016
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Woman receives $114 ticket from traffic cop, not for speeding, but for partially obscuring state's URL with license plate frame
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Tue September 06, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will go the the finals of the Tag Team Title tourney? WILL all hell break loose between Ambrose and AJ Styles? CAN we get a Nikki Bella nip-slip on live TV? LIVE from NEBRASKA, THIS is YOUR WWE Smackdown thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney to start scanning fingers of children between ages of three and nine to combat fraud. I always knew that people that short can't be trusted
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Sun September 04, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A long day of racing comes to a close with some racing the way it oughta be (with throwback cars you actually recognize) as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Darlington Speedway for their granddaddy of 'em all, the Southern 500, 6 PM on NBC
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Fri September 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not as good as Buddha's face on a piece of toast, but almost
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Thu September 01, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Do you like Snoop Dogg? Do you like weed? Well, come on down and you can Shop with Snoop. Get his expert opinion. Test out the latest technology. Bring a camera because after the first ten minutes you won't remember a thing
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Browns preseason tickets are cheaper than high school football game tickets
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Tue August 30, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Being Tragically Hip, Superfan dies of same brain cancer her favourite band's singer has after seeing his last show ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The problem with all the people going to Burning Man to experience the time of their lives is that the rest of the time of their lives sucks bad enough to to want to go to Burning Man
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jill Stein wants to be the voice of the voiceless. Is she referring to: A) undocumented immigrants; B) the homeless; or C) zoo animals?
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Thu August 25, 2016
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
You can now visit the purple Graceland
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Mon August 22, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to Pocono one year after the death of Justin Wilson. With Aleshin on the pole, there's bound to be clownshoes. It's the ABC Supply 500 (12PM ET, NBCSN)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One year after her mystery illness, Joni Mitchell emerges from her chrysalis
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Tue August 16, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
City Treasurer: Mr. Mayor, the city is completely out of cash. Mayor: No problem, have the police write an extra 30,000 tickets
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Sun August 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most ticketed car in America is ____________ (Hint: a pricey and older sedan )
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Fri August 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Delta offers $200 vouchers to passengers stranded by the recent computer failure. Which will conveniently be offset by the airline's new $200 computer maintenance fee
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Thu August 11, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NFL fans are suing the league for tricking them into a road trip to Ohio
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Tickets for Alex Rodriguez' final game on Friday have now gone up in price by 600%. Which is almost exactly the same percentage that the Yankees are overpaying him
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Trent Richardson reveals that his family and friends helped him squander $1.6 million in less than a year. "It's scary to have all that much money in the world and not be happy"
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nigerian Olympic soccer team stuck in Atlanta due to unpaid flight bill. The airline has been assured that payment will be transferred as soon as their prince gets his finances sorted
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Actual headline " 'Crazy' 3-day wait at State for Carrot Top tickets ends well. " Considering the tickets were for Carrot Top I'm not sure how well it actually ended
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Reason #36 you can get ejected as a fan from a major league baseball game: You yell at the umpire that he should meet you later to perform a sexual act
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Ever see an actor and think, hmm...where do I know him from? Don't do this if you're a cop assigning red light tickets
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Sun July 31, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Weepers vs. Wankers, No race vs. a probably better chance at one, and parade laps vs. clownshoes. I believe your better chance at some sort of racing today will be at the Honda Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio (2pm ET, CNBC)
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Cinderella story at the PGA. Actually it's complete confusion with more than half the field finishing up their 3 rounds, the others starting their fourth rounds and it's in the HOLE TNT coverage now. CBS takes over at 2:00 EDT
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Thu July 28, 2016
(PGA)
 
 
 
Golf's 4th and final major begins today at storied Baltusrol Golf Club. Live streaming of Jason, Lefty and Rory on pga.com. TNT coverage begins at 1:00 EDT. Spalding, get your foot off the boat
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Cincinnati country music festival scheduled for August 5 abruptly canceled, likely because fans discovered concession-stand chili would have spaghetti and meatballs in it
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Mon July 25, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"We're a quiet village where not much happens." said Councillor Preedy after a man is murdered and others are seriously injured at a swingers' party
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Sun July 24, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Geese in Ontario are being delegged for their valuable collectible sanctuary-specific leg bands
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings' new stadium vandalized prior to official opening. Some folks just be all jealous 'bout my enormous, mammoth Gjallarhorn. Can't help themselves
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you thought that Zika was the biggest thing to fear in Rio then you haven't heard about the exorbitant roaming charges
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Record Powerball jackpot prize claimed by not you
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga get tickets for no plates on her new truck just two weeks after buying it. All you need is a screwdriver ya dummy
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Sun July 17, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Scott Dixon has the pole with Helio Castroneves starting besides him. Fark favorite Conor Daly rolls off 7th. This is the 30th anniversary of Indycar in Toronto with the Honda Indy Toronto at 2:30pm ET on CNBC
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Wed July 13, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Finn Balor followed by the first round Cruiserweight Classic. Enough said. Action starts at 8PM on the WWE Network
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Not for nothin', but w00tstout is back on the menu. "Now, we can't say this beer bestows jedi powers, exactly..."
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Sun July 10, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
CORN. 5 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue July 05, 2016
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
100 drivers ticketed for driving too slow in Indiana during the first year of the 'slowpoke laws'
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Sun July 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mega Millions, tired of all the publicity Powerball has been getting, wants to let everyone know that their jackpot is now up to nearly half a billion. And tickets are only half as expensive as PB, so stock up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what a sold-out show at Wembley actually looks like when scalpers are left holding more than half of the 90,000 Rhianna tickets because they asked astronomical prices
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Sat July 02, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver Canadians, Canada's only affiliated minor league baseball team, enjoys league-leading attendance thanks to affordable tickets, cold beer, and a ballpark with character. Simple, eh?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
No one thought Metallica fans were by no means intelligent, but did anyone think they were "Storm a Joe's Crab Shack looking for golden tickets because someone put a post on Facebook saying the band would play a concert there" stupid?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"So how can we help the victims of the Orlando shooting?" "Let's auction off an AR-15"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
Hee Haw salutes Turbeville, South Carolina, population 804 - SAAAA-LUTE. And remember, Turbeville spelled backwards is "outrageous farking speed trap where they'll fine you $500 for having Massachusetts plates"
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Open wheel racing returns to Road America for the first time in 9 years. But being IndyCar, there will be no shortage of clownshoes and craziness. It's the Kohler Grand Prix (12:30pm, ET, NBCSN)
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Fri June 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airlines and ferries win Euro 2016 by price-gouging the living fark out of visiting English fans
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Mon June 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rest of the Russian Olympic team might want to hold off on booking those tickets to Brazil too
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want a ticket to Game 7 of the NBA finals? Bring money. LOTS of it
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Suprising absolutely no one, Hamilton wins Best Musical. In other news, a new block of Hamilton tickets just went on s... and they're gone
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Sat June 11, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The Indy 500 may be the most prestigious race in the IndyCar Series, but this one is still the longest we'll have all year. The Wild Asphalt Circus returns to Texas for the Firestone 600 (8PM ET, NBCSN)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police officers go deep undercover to a) infiltrate a drug cartel b) uncover terrorist operations c) pose as panhandlers by the side of the road, writing tickets to drivers who take off their seatbelts to get at their wallets to give them money
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Tue June 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Will Smith will be a pallbearer who helps to put Muhammad Ali in his final resting place on Earf
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Six thousand lottery tickets stolen in smash-and-grab burglary. Redeemed value projected at $487.00
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Sat June 04, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With the 500 now a memory, it might be time for Pagey to continue winning. All this, clownshoes, potholes and more will be at Race 1 of the Chevrolet Dual In Detroit (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean has naked sex cruise available for couples only. No sex with the crew or in the dining room
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Fri June 03, 2016
(New Circular)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis to open 'Fark Encounter: A News Aggregator Boat of Biblical Proportions'
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Thu June 02, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal $175,000 from grocery store you work at. Step 2: Use stolen money to buy lottery tickets at the same store. Step 3: Profit?
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Maximum fine for 117 million illegal telemarketing calls? $1.9 trillion. Seems about right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A tradition unlike any other, this is your 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Lin Manuel-Miranda declares Peak Hamilton, announces departure from show in July. StubHub inconsolable
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice concerts
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Politician records himself burning traffic tickets he disagrees with because, duh, he's a lawmaker not a law-follower
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