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34 headlines found matching 'tickets'
Fri July 03, 2015
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Gosh golly, it's Hop-Con 3.0: The w00tstout Launch Festival in San Diego on July 8th. Get your tickets before they run out
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban's brother says he traded two 2006 NBA Finals tickets - twice - for $1,000 of cocaine
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Biebuzz)
 
 
 
Situation: Traffic wardens in New York give car two parking tickets. Fark: While man sits dead in driver's seat
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Mon June 22, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
"I don't know art, but I know what I like. And I like writing parking tickets"
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Deadheads paranoid about concert tickets for upcoming Dead shows, forget to ponder the question "What Would Jerry Do?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
More than 90,000 bettors who backed American Pharaoh haven't cashed in winning tickets, because they think they will be worth more as souvenirs
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Sun June 07, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who sells lottery tickets wins sixteen times in two years, amassing $625,000. "I buy a lot of tickets. They're here and I like to gamble"
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Sat June 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT discovers Marco Rubio has had -- better sit down for this -- four traffic tickets in the last 17 years. You just don't see fearless, hard-hitting investigative journalism like this very often anymore
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Wed June 03, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In an attempt to up the "redneck factor" of the lottery, Indiana debuts Bacon Scent Lottery Tickets
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tickets for FA Cup finals at Wembley go on sale for £11,000 apiece
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It appears Green Bay Fans ain't still mad tho: tickets for Brett Farve's induction into the Packer Hall of Fame, to be held at Lambeau Field, sell out in under 8 hours, all 67,000 of them
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Fri May 08, 2015
(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
In New York, even the lottery tickets will insult you
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Wed May 06, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Americans' average daily spending rises to $91. Which comes out to $5 for food, $24 for housing, $8 for gas, $54 for lottery tickets
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey let's throw pigs off a tower into a lake and sell tickets, that's sure to bring crowds of tourists." With flying pig pictures
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Sun May 03, 2015
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota Highway Patrol officer forced to resign after failing to meet quota for traffic tickets and drug arrests
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey guy's I got these tickets into space and ...*watches trailer for INFINI* ... y'know, forget space. How about a park instead? A nice, safe, not filled with terror and death park
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mayweather-Pacquiao tickets go on sale and, no, you aren't getting one even if you have the $10,000 face value
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Anaheim Ducks stopped a mumps outbreak from tearing the NHL apart this season by vaccinating their players and informing the public. Jenny McCarthy demands refund on Stanley Cup playoff tickets
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven, blame Jesus for setting them up. With completely expected mugshots
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain announces list of ten summer tour dates, starting in Nashville and hitting nine other foodie cities across North America. With all-new material, tickets expected to sell like artisanal hotcakes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
So it turns out that those "claw" games were rigged all along? Good thing I only spend my money on Shakeology and powerball tickets
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Mon March 30, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Speeding tickets are down nationwide and fine-dependent courts are having financial trouble
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Sun March 29, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do Izzo and MSU have another run in them or will we get one step closer to the Battle for Kentucky? Can the Zags reach their first Final Four and bust Satan's bracket in the process? The last two tickets to Indy are punched today. (2pm ET)
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Sat March 28, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We know Kentucky is elite, but can they defy God's bracket and make the final four? To start the night off, will Wisconsin and Arizona give us another classic showdown? Two tickets are punched to the Final Four tonight (6pm EDT)
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Fri March 27, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl sends Foo Fighters tickets to dying fan. Talk about prolonged suffering
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While every day is always a bad day to be a Cubs fan, it's especially a bad day to be a Cubs fan holding season tickets for the bleacher seats, because your tickets are worthless since construction is behind
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Sat March 21, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The journey to the sweet sixteen starts today as 8 teams will punch their tickets. NCAA tourney starts back up at 12:10 EDT on CBS, TBS, and TNT
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Fri March 20, 2015
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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Tue March 17, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Cool: camping out for tickets to a show. Kind of cool, I guess: camping out for the new iPhone. Not cool: camping out for the IRS
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Sun March 15, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Across the river from St. Louis County, police write only a quarter as many tickets. Why is that?
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Sat March 14, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Class action suit challenging $90 million worth of illegal red light camera tickets settled by paying $2 million to plaintiffs and $2 million to plaintiffs' lawyers
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Fri March 06, 2015
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Jesus says he comes to save-the citizens of Chicago from red light camera tickets
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