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Headlines matching 'tickets'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(KABC-7) Strange Authorities announce Madonna stalker walked away from mental hospital a week ago. Still probably couldn't afford Superbowl tickets  (abclocal.go.com) (4)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Judge on the other side of the gavel after dismissing wife's and friends' tickets  (fox17online.com) (38)


Sat February 04, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video Hot anchorwoman makes it through reporting on sausage festival until she advises where to pick tickets  (liveleak.com) (42)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Marketwatch) Obvious Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city  (marketwatch.com) (9)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup About that female douchebag who dumped her cancer boyfriend and took the Super Bowl tickets? Yeah about that. Pro tip guys: You have to meet a woman more than once to consider yourself in a relationship  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Can a woman be a douchebag? This is important, because I'd hate to use the wrong word to refer to the woman who dumped her boyfriend when she found out he had bladder cancer, but still wanted to take his Super Bowl tickets  (news.yahoo.com) (168)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Hero Chad Ochocinco does not respond to Twitter follower for two years. Finally responds to fan with a trip to the AFC Championship Game, complete with plane tickets, hotel room, and baptism  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Asinine Instead of being ecstatic that their team made the Super Bowl, working class New Yorkers are whining about how expensive the tickets are, while the 1-percenters are whining about the lack of 5-star hotels in Indianapolis  (nypost.com) (176)
(BBC) Amusing British government insists it has a totally innocent explanation for why it bought twice as many Olympic tickets for beach volleyball as for athletics  (bbc.co.uk) (68)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (99)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Cop's job description: traffic tickets ✔, bust dope smokers ✔, hassle brown people ✔, mace protestors ✔, more traffic tickets ✔, save 10-year-old boy's life ✖  (foxnews.com) (149)
(FanNation) Obvious The Wizards are such a hot commodity that fans are buying tickets so they can sleep during the game  (fannation.com) (25)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Consumerist) Florida Owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars says you're not a true fan unless you hold season tickets  (consumerist.com) (71)


Sun January 08, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Speeding tickets increase after DOT puts bags over speed limit signs  (wtsp.com) (113)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious An aspiring Spanish actress is hoping to cash in on her uncanny resemblance to A-lister Angelina Jolie. She's looking for a golden ticket to stardom without the baggage of six kids  (bittenandbound.com) (35)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some non-movie going Guy) Obvious Movie attendance hits 16-year low in 2011. Makers of 'Mars Needs Moms', 'The Beaver', and 'Arthur' forced to buy medium-sized jacuzzi for new vacation homes in Tahiti instead. The horror  (austin.culturemap.com) (116)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious Analyst predicts declines in TV viewership and movie ticket sales for 2012. There's only one way for Hollywood to fix this... MORE REALITY SHOWS AND REMAKES  (hollywoodreporter.com) (91)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to try to get out of being arrested by bribing a deputy with NFL tickets, find a better game than the Miami Dolphins versus the New York Jets. "Miami-Jets tickets aren't worth a damn"  (palmbeachpost.com) (15)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Experts say high prices for low quality are keeping people from buying tickets at box office. Researchers still puzzled how Indianapolis Colts keep playing to a full house  (foxnews.com) (46)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Boston Herald) PSA Massachusetts will let you buy lottery tickets with food stamps unless you get one of those downer clerks who insists on enforcing the rules  (bostonherald.com) (71)


Mon December 19, 2011
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Let's Bring 'Em Home is underway again for 2011 and asking the Fark community for any help contributing to help buy plane tickets to fly soldiers home for Christmas. Farkers have stepped up every year since 2005 to help  (lbeh.org) (139)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on  (foxnews.com) (30)


Wed November 23, 2011
(CFRA) Obvious Occupy Ottawa demonstration broken up by Canadian police in unspeakable orgy of violence: Eight people received tickets, one was helped to hospital and three others had their feelings temporarily hurt  (cfra.com) (167)


Tue November 15, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Packer season tickets: In high demand, hard to get your hands on, and they might just save your life  (espn.go.com) (45)


Sat November 12, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Interesting "I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't get that line of credit to save your dear mother's life." "Why not?" "You didn't pay your parking tickets, Sir"  (twincities.com) (61)


Fri November 11, 2011
(NME) Followup In News That Would Have Been Welcome in 1975, Black Sabbath are reuniting  (nme.com) (53)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing "(The Immortals) wasn't historically accurate," grumbled a woman in the elevator after the sneak preview. "I guess that's what we deserve for using free tickets we got at a Blackhawks game"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (78)


Mon November 07, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup If you had NBA tickets for December, it's ... oh forget it, you know the rest  (nydailynews.com) (135)


Tue October 25, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting "So if corporations are people too, why do they sometimes have to be such schmucks?"  (latimes.com) (203)


Mon October 24, 2011
(The Newspaper) Obvious One third of people stopped paying tickets in Los Angeles County after police commissioner said paying red light camera tickets was voluntary  (thenewspaper.com) (41)


Sat October 15, 2011
(NME) Fail 1,500 people were duped into spending a total of $60,000 on Motley Crue tickets that didn't exist. That averages out to about $40 a ticket, which is $30 too much for a Motley Crue ticket  (nme.com) (46)

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