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18 headlines found matching 'throat'
Thu October 30, 2014
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Saints be able to keep up a strong Brees against the Panthers or will Cam cram it down their throats and make New Orleans cry like the Aints? It's your TNF thread starting at 8:25 ET on the NFL network
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Mon October 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, I'd still prefer this team of bumblers than the last administration's team of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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Wed October 08, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
If you've got joint pain, fever, chills, sore throat, and stomach pain, it all ends tonight because you either have Ebola, or your prescription is the NHL regular season debut. Flyers/Bruins, Habs/Leafs, Flames/Canucks, Kings/Sharks. 7pm ET start
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite the shameful marketing lies that have been forced down society's throat by the likes of Snoopy, Marmaduke, and Old Yeller, in real life dogs don't like to be hugged
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Sat September 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On a rare occasion, you see a video that makes you stop what you're doing, thinking, even breathing. At that moment, when your heart jumps into your throat, and your nerve endings fire, you realize you're seeing something memorable
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Wed September 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'mma perform a delicate throat surgery on Joan Rivers, but first, lemme take a selfie
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
If your neighbor is playing music you don't like do you a) ask him to turn it down; b) call police; or c) hold a knife to his throat and ask him if he is ready to die. Article helpfully points out it's unclear what type of music or how loud it was
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Thu August 21, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know that sailor who stuck his tongue down that nurse's throat in Times Square on V-J Day in 1945? Turns out he was one of the day's less-obnoxious celebrants
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Tue August 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tips for surviving a dingo attack: Cover your face, throat, stomach, and groin - not necessarily in that order
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Mon August 11, 2014
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Laundry detergent pods could explode in your child's throat, assuming you were an inattentive enough parent to allow your child to find and swallow a detergent pod
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Sun August 10, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man is arrested for choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting the back of her leg, threatening to kill her with a knife to her throat and slamming her down on a glass table. All because she cheated on him in a dream
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Fri August 08, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Need some lunchtime reading? Here's a good background piece on how democracy stumbled and faltered in the chaos of post 1990s Russia and how it resulted in Putin's steel fist in the iron heel on Russia's throat
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Thu July 31, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The summer wouldn't be complete without another person having a barbecue grill brush wire surgically removed from their throat
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who lost his hand to fireworks says he will stay upbeat and keep grabbing life by the throat, though not with both hands as before
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils a gigantic chocolate-chip dessert pizza for people who have just eaten a lot of Pizza Hut and are too lazy to stick one of their own fingers down their throat
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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Thu July 03, 2014
(107.3 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man's testicles removed from his throat after first ride on World's Tallest Waterslide
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