Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NCAA Tournament Day 2 discussion thread. Subby called yesterday's upset; today it's your turn. Call your underdog now  (espn.go.com)	(815)

		CDO Market Meltdown, here comes the science. Written by a 24-year old hot Harvard undergrad chick (with pic) (I only mention it because you wouldn't read the thesis otherwise)  (blogs.wsj.com)	(69)
		NCAA Tournament Day 1 discussion thread. In the future, this holiday will be known as "The day Murray State shocked the world"  (espn.go.com)	(1468)

Chelsea play West Ham, Arsenal visit Hull, some relegation six-pointers, and Manchester United seek revenge against Fulham. Your latest EPL discussion thread is here  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Your usual tipping debate thread, except with strippers  (washingtonpost.com)

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Arsenal, Fiorentina and Real Madrid all have home games to overturn a one goal deficit, and Beckham returns to Old Trafford. Here is your latest Champions League discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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It's your NHL trade deadline discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)

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		3:15 ESTcan't come fast enough - this is it, your official Canada vs US gold medal hockey thread  (nhl.com)	(½)
		Manchester United vs. Aston Villa for the Carling Cup Final. Your dicussion thread is here  (telegraph.co.uk)	(45)

Wanna watch the government talk about not doing anything about health care? The Health Care Summit discussion thread now open  (c-span.org)

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(Some Comic Geek)

Last wednesday of the month so publishers release the hounds. Lots of new stuff for the Official Comic Discussion Thread(February 24th)  (downtowncomics.com)

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Discussion thread for Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup, how incredibly boring Manchester City have become  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Pinky)

Get the popcorn. It's the Epic Beard Man thread. [NSFW language, violence]  (knowyourmeme.com)

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(Some Comic Geek)

Lots of good books at your LCS this week. What will you be picking up? Official comic discussion thread for week of February 17  (downtowncomics.com)

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		USA vs Switzerland, Canada vs Norway, Russia vs Latvia - your Day 1 Olympic hockey thread  (sports.yahoo.com)	(278)
		Champions League first knockout stage discussion thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com)	(56)

"Common Thread Links Multiple Human Cognitive Disorders." It's on the Politics tab if you want to read it    (sciencedaily.com)

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The sorta, kinda, maybe, semi-official, football is over, tired of snow everywhere except at the Olympics, thank god the season is finally here Daytona 500 discussion thread  (sports.yahoo.com)

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Can Danica hang with the likes of Earnhardt Jr or Tony Stewart? Your Drive4COPD 300 at Daytona discussion thread  (nationwide.nascar.com)

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(Some Sailor)

America's Cup Race 1 discussion thread  (bmworacleracing.com)

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(NFL.com)

Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bowl XLIV thread (CBS, kickoff approx. 6:25 ET)  (nfl.com)

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5,000,000 Fark threads, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Thanks for nothing Drew Curtis, owner of Fark.com and CEO of Fark, Inc  (fark.com)

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		Season 6 of "Lost" premieres at 9 PM on ABC. Here's the discussion thread. No spoilers  (mtv.com)	(1035)
		Thanks and appreciation from Bufu's family and friends for the great Tribute Thread(tm). DIT  (fark.com)	(74)

		It's that time once again for our annual Grammy Awards Discussion Thread. And to help us, here's an oldie but goodie: the seven biggest Grammy snubs of all time. Say what you will about Steely Dan...that was the best album that year  (cracked.com)	(538)
		It's your (semi) official (semi) Pro Bowl thread for all of you (semi) serious football fans out there  (sports.yahoo.com)	(470)

		Hockey Day in Canada Thread: Canadiens @ Senators, Canucks @ Leafs, and the Toilet Bowl finale with Oilers @ Flames  (cbc.ca)	(127)
		Obama meets with congressional Republicans; Fark political thread breaks out  (foxnews.com)	(365)

CNN has apparently been reading FARK's iPad thread  (cnn.com)

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		Your State of the Union discussion/drinking game thread. LGT pre-game and live stream, get out your bingo cards  (abcnews.com)	(lots)
		It's your official Apple iJesus Tablet launch thinger fanboy douchebag discussion thread  (apple.com)	(lots)

Will the Jets make the Colts regret sitting their starters? Will 40-year old Brett Favre lead the Vikings back to the Super Bowl? Will Breesus save us all? It's your AFC & NFC Championship Game thread (3:00pm ET CBS, 6:40pm ET FOX)  (sports.espn.go.com)

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		Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, your offical discussion thread for the final episode of "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien". LGT Gawker recap  (tv.gawker.com)	(799)
		The second to last night of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien features Pee Wee Herman, a Kentucky Derby winner and Robin Williams. It's your next-to-last late night wrap-up thread  (tv.gawker.com)	(142)

The only person who seems unable to make a good joke about the Tonight Show situation is Jay Leno. Here's Wednesday Late Night video recap thread  (tv.gawker.com)

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		We need a Golden Globes discussion thread. And to help us, here are the highs and lows from last year's telecast  (ew.com)	(380)
		Minnesota-Dallas. New York-San Diego. Grab the couch and your favorite cold brew, it's time for your Divisional Playoffs thread, Sunday edition  (sports-ak.espn.go.com)	(4177)

		Arizona-New Orleans. Baltimore-Indianapolis. Settle down and order in, it is time for your Divisional Playoffs thread  (sports-ak.espn.go.com)	(3239)
		English football and African football precede American football today. Its your EPL and Africa Cup of Nations discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(76)

Knitters the world over groan as their secret nerdiness is revealed. Nerds the world over suddenly realize they don't know enough math to knit properly  (kotaku.com)

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(Some Guy)

Connecticut Secretary of State declares candidacy for office she is legally unqualified for  (wtnh.com)

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(Some 538)

Statistics show that gay marriage bans destroy the sanctity of hetero marriages  (fivethirtyeight.com)

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Health care bill is "holding on by a thread". Cheap woven thread like the insurance companies want you to use instead of good medical quality stitching thread  (cnbc.com)

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Who needs questions? Baltimore vs New England. Green Bay vs Arizona. It's your Wild Card Sunday discussion thread  (sports.yahoo.com)

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(Some Rematch Guy)

Can the Bengals show a rookie QB why he can't make the playoffs? Can Dallas hand Philly yet another loss? Here's you wildcard Saturday playoff thread (starts 4:30pm ET, both games NBC)  (nfl.com)

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The best time of the year wraps up tonight with the BCS title game. Will Alabama win their first national title since 1992? Will Texas win and Alabama claims the national title anyways? This is your BCS title game discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com)

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		"Is Zoe Saldana the new Kate Winslet?" Such a question can only be answered with a Fark thread full of their pictures  (mtv.com)	(93)
(Geekology)		Yet another Avatar thread, but this time it's not about all the money it has made. No, it's a forum for people depressed that a fictional movie is fictional  (avatar-forums.com)	(172)

(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread  (actinglikeanimals.com)	(121)
		Can the Hawkeye's defense contain Georgia Tech's offense? No. Do the Hawkeyes stand a chance? No. Will Iowa look like amateurs? Yes. But, anyway, here's your Orange Bowl Discussion Thread  (hawkcentral.press-citizen.com)	(755)

Fiesta Bowl Discussion thread. One team complains and can't stop the run. The other wins the game. Link goes to whiner. This is your Fiesta Bowl discussion thread  (sportsalex.files.wordpress.com)

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Can Miami keep the defending Super Bowl champs out of the playoffs? Will Mangini have a job come January? Is that Peyton Manning in the popemobile? It's your week 17 NFL discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Some Guy)		Today's college football bowl games discussion thread. Even though the games suck, we've only got four more of these things left after this one, laddies  (cbssports.com)	(716)
		Chasing one of the oldest trophies in team sports with teams throughout England, it's today's FA Cup discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(37)

It's the Granddaddy of them all and its more important illegitimate children: New Year's Day Bowl Discussion Thread  (espn.go.com)

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"Air Force #1" vs Air Force, Stanford/Oklahoma, and other such "irrelevant" bowls...New Year's Eve Bowl Discussion Thread  (scores.espn.go.com)

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(Some Favre Guy)

Will Brett Favre out Favre himself? Will the Bears be able to contain Purple Jesus? It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread. Vikings vs Bears  (nfl.com)

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Can the Jets with their #1 defense and #1 running game spell disaster for the perfect Colts? Will the Ravens and Steelers score any offensive points against one another? It's your week 16 NFL discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)

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Ohio vs Marshall, Pitt vs UNC, and BC vs USC. Today's college football thread  (espn.go.com)

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Orlando Fark Party tonight, Wednesday December 23 at 7pm. LGT pevious thread, DIT  (fark.com)

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		Drive thru chapels set to offer group discounts Mormons to meet up with lots of Beavers in Sin City; 2008 Las Vegas Bowl Discussion Thread  (espn.go.com)	(162)
		Taylor Swift is not going to be the next Supergirl. Subby is going to preemptively say that this thread needs more Laura Vandervoort  (io9.com)	(84)

Will the Bengals honor fallen teammate Chris Henry with a victory? Will Ochocinco become Unocinco? Will your fantasy team survive to the next round of the playoffs? It's your NFL Week 15 discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)

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Bowl season starts today at 4:30 ET with Fresno State @ Wyoming in the New Mexico Bowl followed by UCF @ Rutgers in the St Petersburg Bowl. Top that off with the Saints facing the Cowboys. Your Saturday football thread is here  (cbssports.com)

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		Dominee, the Farker laid up in a coma because of pneumonia is finally awake, and yes - the first thing he asked for was a beer. LGT original thread  (fark.com)	(145)
		The good teams play good teams. The middlin' teams play middlin' teams. And the Redskins play the Raiders. It's the week 14 NFL discussion thread  (cbssports.com)	(3456)

		REMINDER- Greensboro Fark Party tonight LGT previous thread  (fark.com)	(40)
		Only one game for today's college football discussion thread, but what a game it is. Cheer on the mighty Black Knights as they knock off Navy and go to their first bowl game since 1996. Go Army, beat Navy  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(188)
		Manchester United v Aston Villa, Liverpool v Arsenal, and Chelsea v Everton. Its your EPL discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(80)

Liverpool fighting the odds to avoid elimination. Not even Barca is safe. Some other teams probably play, too. Your Wednesday Champions League thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com)

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Sen. Barbara Boxer plays the penis pill card. Your move, impotent Republicans  (thinkprogress.org)

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(Drew)

As the year draws to a close, Drew wants to know: what thread or story on Fark made you laugh the most this year? Also, some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/29 - 12/5  (fark.com)

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Will Vince Young and the Titans end the Colts' bid for a perfect season? Will Michael Vick get booed in his return to Atlanta? Will the Dallas Cowboys begin their annual December collapse? This is your Week 13 Sunday NFL discussion thread  (espn.go.com)

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		If you notice an eight-foot red weather balloon today while you're driving around, please let Fark know (Last reminder for anyone who missed the previous threads)  (fark.com)	(555)
		And then there was one. Florida/Alabama, Cincy/Pitt and a slew of other games no one cares about. It's your last pre-bowl college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(2868)
		Arsenal v Stoke & City v Chelsea highlight this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk)	(45)

(Smilin' Sepp Blatter)

Today, millions of people will wait anxiously to see if they just got screwed by Charlize Theron. It's your 2010 World Cup final draw thread  (fifa.com)

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		Can Oregon lick the Beavers? Or will the Beavers go all Zarflax on the Dicks? Your Civil War discussion thread  (blog.oregonlive.com)	(516)
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 239: Win, Fail, or "I Like Where This Thread is Going." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net)	(125)

(Some Comic Geek)

New comics are delayed to Thursday December 3rd this week. This doesn't mean we have to delay the humpday comics thread does it?  (downtowncomics.com)

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		It's the game of the year, or at least the game of the year of the week. It's your Pats at Saints MNF thread  (cbssports.com)	(2262)
		Edmonton Fark Party Planning Thread  (fark.com)	(1)

(Some CFL Fan)		Green-garbed watermelon-helmet wearing inbreds versus poutine-munching Pepsi™-slurping frenchie snobs; There can only be one. 2009 Grey Cup thread starts here  (2009greycupfestival.com)	(130)
		Can Dennis Dixon beat the Ravens? Can the Texans knock the Colts from the ranks of the unbeaten? Will anyone outside of Seattle and St. Louis watch the Seahawks and the Rams? Welcome to the NFL Week 12 discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)	(lots)

Florida plays Florida State, Arizona plays Arizona State, North Carolina plays North Carolina State, Oklahoma plays Oklahoma State ... hm, must be near the end of the season. Your Saturday college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com)

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Lions and turkeys and beers, oh my. It's your official Thanksgiving Day Football Thread  (cbssports.com)

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		Reminder: Don't eat yourself to death over Thanksgiving. You have to come back next weekend and join us at the DC Fark Party: Labyrinth Edition. LGT previous thread  (fark.com)	(1)
(Some Gooooool)		Barca. Bayern Munich. Liverpool. 12 European Championships between them, and all facing elimination. It's your Champions League Matchday 5 thread  (uefa.com)	(117)

We might have a Monday Night Football thread. We might also have a football game in Houston that people care about. Probably not though  (google.com)

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		It's the final race of the 2009 NASCAR season, and Jimmie Johnson looks to win his 4th straight championship, driving away countless NASCAR fans who hate him. It's the official Ford 400 discussion thread  (nascar.com)	(168)
		Edmonton Fark Party Planning Thread  (fark.com)	(16)

Can Chelsea keep up their torrid pace? Can Gerrard's return save Liverpool's season? Will trainers start dragging placentas out on the pitch for injuries? All this and more in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Nominations now open for Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest (repost, link goes to Monday's thread)  (fark.com)

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