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500 headlines found matching 'things'
Sun November 19, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You'd get damned depressed too if you had to live in a glass bowl with a rock carpet, a pirate trunk that keeps blowing out bubbles every six seconds, and a fake plastic tree
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU gives Theresa May two weeks to fark things up even worse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wolverine gets recognized in Ethiopia by excited kids. Discussion: Lets talk about super hero movies, can you imagine telling your teenage self that one day Wolverine and Ironman would be world recognized icons?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone decided to look into the metadata of the now-infamous USO picture of Al Franken. Turns out things don't quite add up, like why it was modified the night Norm Coleman conceded
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Utah Lt Governor (R-eally funny) goes to Puerto Rico to deliver supplies, throw serious Trump shade
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You probably did not realize that you were being rude all along when you do these things
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Breitbart to Ivanka: Ixnay on the exualsay assaultway alktay
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cocks deny pussy grabber
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Warped Tour to have its final full-sized run in 2018, plans to become the Slightly Disfigured Tour starting in 2019
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Thu November 16, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
A fire breaks out on the Orville and a crew member dies. Yaphit? LaMarr? or the first of many redshirts? Find out tonight on Fox 9:00 PM EST
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Known Brexit liar and apologist Nigel "The Liar" Farage does not like being called a liar, even going so far as to berating someone on-air for pointing out how much the liar lies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House will win today on taxes, and we'll all lose. We should probably discuss it because things will never be the same
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"You're a skinny little drink of water, aintcha? As sure as God makes little fishes, somebody oughta give you a poke in the balls and send you on yer way"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most downvoted comment on Reddit goes to.....Electronic Arts. By over 600,000 votes
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ok, so this might be small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, possibly verging on arugula territory, but can we talk about why our President needs both hands to drink a bottle of water?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The 39 best cheap things to eat in Chicago right now. Infamous meat/cheese casserole strangely absent
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things' Demogorgon used models, animatronics and a man in a suit - just in case you thought it betrayed Alien and The Thing by being entirely CGI
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife claims the restaurant where he allegedly attacked one of his accusers wasn't even built back then, forgets there are things called records that local reporters can go to the library and check out
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
General Electric pulls the plug on making light bulbs
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: If you need an anti-Trump Tweet to quote, you have millions to choose from. It might not hurt to be a bit more choosy
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Tue November 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clearly Vontaze Burfict is the victim here
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Mets adding depth where they need it most -- their medical department
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump Jr. agreed to work with WikiLeaks because he was "scared" of them, claims Trump apologist Jason Miller. Unfortunately, Miller said that to Anderson Cooper, who let him know just how moronic it sounded
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things season 3 sounds intriguing. No word yet on whether Steve and Dustin will be teaming up to fight crime though
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios defends Roy Moore by saying every man "has something he's ashamed of sexually." Yeah, but the average man isn't a child rapist
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Mon November 13, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wait, were they playing for the same team the whole time?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things in Zimbabwe might be getting interesting, as the military has put Grace Mugabe on notice
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What would happen if you asked a computer to name the teams in a fictional English soccer league? And then you were bored enough to create back-stories for all of the teams?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan gets a new weapon for The Saviors to use against the Council of Rick. Will Carol find romance with Daryl, or will she find someone new? Will any fresh Saviors sit Shiva? Will anything remotely interesting happen? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Consider. Reopening. Many Things
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual list of "things you should never make for Thanksgiving" that includes most of the things that make Thanksgiving worth having. Also, how do you "make" canned cranberry sauce?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some A-list Hollywood actors are nice guys who do nice things for women, including not sexually harassing them. Take a bow, Keanu Reeves, Danny DeVito, and Viggo Mortensen
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's new Brexit platform has reached levels of Scooby Doo villainy, as "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling Macron" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Iconoclastic English biologist argues that mass extinctions are overrated. "We are ignoring the gains that balance the losses"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Motorcyclists wish drivers would do these things better
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youtube is delivering weird children's characters fetish-laden videos created to capitalize on parents who abandon their kids in front of youtube for long periods of time
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
LeBron James wants to buy the Cavs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You better watch out / You better not cry / Better not pout / I'm telling you why / Christmas music screws with your head ♫
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"TweakerCam" creator gets ten percent of vote in write-in campaign, plans to start a political action committee. See how bad drugs are? Just putting them on camera turned him into a political junkie
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity on Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey: "STRING THEM UP." Sean Hannity on Roy Moore: "It's he said, she said"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The linked picture is a transparent excuse to post the goofiest looking images of politicians we can find. Let us come together as a community to point mockingly at them and laugh
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine is 50 years old this week. For younger Farkers, 'magazines' were these book-like things made of paper that people used to read before the internet was invented
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I don't mean to be a Scrooge, but too much Christmas music is bad for your mental health
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Never try to teach a pig to whistle. It's a waste of your time and you just end up annoying the pig
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man gets out of his marriage by convincing the judge he isn't married. Ergo: the tag
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Sha Ka Ree
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Seven things that have improved during Trump's presidency
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Bat Boy steps up to the plate and urges prayer, not action, to combat mass shootings. With bonus 'are you freaking kidding me' side eye from a reporter (pic)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's girlfriend has breast cancer. She thinks medicine is evil and corrupt and is going the naturopathy route; she went full vegan, and is doing mental exercises. She'll die; it will ruin my brother. How screwed up is this?"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"If my movie's going to die, I'll be the one to kill it"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hopes and prayers won't help the Bears; be practical and don't bawl for Harbaugh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the "wtf did I just watch" dept
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jimmy G was John Lynch's second choice for QB of the 49ers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nathan Myhrvold wants to tell you artisan hipsters that everything you thought you knew about bread and bread-making is wrong, and he's written a $600 book to set you right
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, it's not you, it's Comcast
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hulk looks different because Hulk talks more: "So you see a completely different Hulk. He can do things the old Hulk couldn't do, simply in the sense that his mouth can make different shapes. He hasn't got the broadest vocabulary, but he could"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Native American leaders in reference to extracting resources from their land: "Once you get it out of the ground are they going to make you put it back in there?" Native American leaders: "That's just crazy talk"
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Sun November 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas church shooter's identity released, incident downgraded from "preventable act of terrorism" to "there's just nothing we can do about these things"
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Sat November 04, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Too late Johnny, you stepped on your dick on this one. Another example of why amateurs should stay out of politics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Adams praises Trump's linguistic abilities. That's the joke
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers complete first international asteroid tracking exercise, saying when you're doing it, things just fly by
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
7 things you peak at in life after age 50. Finally, something to look forward to
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things are seriously quacked up in Minnesota, don'tcha know
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And today's celebrity leaving a 550% tip at the Outback Steakhouse is _____________
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois Department of Human Services goes after a 70-year-old woman for getting more food stamps than she was entitled. Then things get weird
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pull up a bar stool and let a bartender tell you all the ways they can secretly hate you
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
It is perfectly legal to draw your concealed handgun in a self-defense situation; however, failure to produce a steak bagel is not one of them
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck throws punches at Fox News in defense of CNN. Fark needs a 'what the fark is going in with this universe' tag
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence recalls evening where she got drunk with Kris Jenner and ended up completely naked in her closet
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump really enjoys lying about his golf scores
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Nazis in da House," the new diss track from Lil Boehny
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel loses its collective shiat and descends into a fit of giggles at Trump's outrage at not being allowed to take part in the Russia collusion investigation
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"If there were sports jail, the Indianapolis Colts would be heading there for life, because they have supremely wasted the prime of Andrew Luck,"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I am not supposed to be involved with the Justice Department. I am not supposed to be involved with the FBI. I'm not supposed to be doing the kinds of things I would love to be doing and I'm very frustrated by it"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
American living in Australia stunned by his bill after a 3 day hospital stay
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
What if Mueller proves his case and it doesn't matter?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sam Darnold might return to USC to avoid certain teams. Doesn't he realize that the Browns will be at the top of the NFL Draft next year, too?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cowboys confident running game won't falter without Ezekiel Elliott. After all, the two backups have a combined 13 carries this season
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your kids are unsuccessful in life it's probably because you never let them play. Just look at the Trump family
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is still mystified that you can buy guns in America but not dangerous things like sparklers, Haggis, and Kinder eggs
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The seven scariest things in DC that are not part of the Trump administration
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold, the bacon toaster. You know you want one
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Roy Moore says it's not fair to judge him based on all the awful things he has said and done
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Here are 3 things to do with leftover Halloween candy, and they're actually pretty good ideas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The best thing about this article on the 25 average longest commute times in the U.S. may be the picture selected to represent St. Louis
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Some Schmunk decided the best way to transport a kid's swimming pool would be on top of the mini van. With a child inside it. But don't worry, he was strapped into the pool
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Hey, you want a beer?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because we all need a "Stranger Things" candle holder that looks like Eleven's bleeding nose
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Could it be... a Satan Fish?"
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord Sauron"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady wishes Jimmy Garoppolo well after trade to 49ers. "That outta teach that little piece of crap not to ever borrow my hairbrush again"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bunchie, at merely 10 years old, is already receiving college football scholarship offers. Next: Recruitment posters in all hospital nurseries
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Millie Bobby Brown reveals she 'didn't even know what a record player was' before 'Stranger Things.' Get off my lawn
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cougars are getting more common in North America, and attacks can happen in unexpected places, like in flight
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota's Science Museum will bring back their gift shop sweatshirts of the never-existed "brontosaurus" after one was featured in this season's Stranger Things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WP: "We've heard you're going to be announcing your foreign policy team shortly... Any you can share with us." Trump: "George Papadopoulos, he's an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy." (1:20 in the audio recording - yes, there is a recording)
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Some unanswered Stranger Things 2 mysteries - apart from the one about what the Fark the creators were thinking with Episode 7 (SPOILERS INSIDE)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest political ad for the Gov of Va. race has the right-wingers up in arms. And this time it's not from NRAtv
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'80s nerds no longer find Stranger Things plausible as "no one ever got that far in Dragon's Lair" [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Power knocked out to about half of Saskatchewan after beaver chews down power pole. This is the most Canadian thing you will read today
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend after sending her gross text messages
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cat got to play while Rick and Ezekiel made some command decisions in their war against Negan as the apocalypse isn't big enough for two massive egos. But then, Rick had to do something stupid that won't end well for anyone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara deals with the consequences of fame and lactose intolerance. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Polaris and Eclipse are reunited and their aurora threatens to give them away to Sentinel Services (FOX 9ET)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Singing could get you a careless driving charge. Yodeling could get you shot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump confidant and ratfarker Roger Stone implies that the AT&T/Time Warner merger won't be approved unless they neuter CNN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Forget plastic surgery to become more attractive; you can simply stick magnets up your nose
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Add one more item to list of things your smartphone can now do: detect cancer ($2000 cancer detector not included)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for the brave soldiers and civilians who gave their lives 79 years ago today to protect New Jersey from a large scale invasion
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Ya know things in America are farked up when the cops have to deal with too many leafblower complaints
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Sat October 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Problem at sex doll brothel: The johns are getting too weird" (NSFW)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Sniffing things may make you more creative according to anyone who's ever worked with paint, magic markers, or white-out
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Some even stranger things are afoot in Hawkins this year, and it's up to Eleven, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, and the rest of the gang to stop it. Join us here all weekend for YOUR Stranger Things Season 2 binge-watch thread
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Why are mom and dad eating all of the Halloween candy?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(NY1)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, volume L - brand-new subway train's foldable seat trashed on the day it went into service
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What women want men to say during sex. And it certainly isn't "Can you feel it yet?"
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Your quarterly Game Trading Thread. Have extra game codes lying around? Humblebundle library full of unused keys? Want to trade them out for something different? Come join us to the right. LGT GOG Connect with new games available
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Does anyone understand that there is enough evidence RIGHT NOW to get indictments? People could be arrested today for things that have been admitted
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices are rising twice as fast as those in San Francisco, so move fast if you still want to snap up that coveted dry spot under the 405 underpass for less than a half million
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a ten-year hiatus from the NFL, 43-year-old Simeon Rice, inspired by Dwight Freeney coming back, wants to come back to the Buccaneers
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Use the word marijuana? Apparently now you're a racist
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Jim tracks a cop killer who uses pig heads as his signature. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Kord industries loses something lethal while Ollie and William bond on a zipline roadtrip. (CW 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service realizes that a 45-foot statue of a naked woman on the National Mall would have breasts and other icky womanly things; reverses its approval
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump poised to fight opioid addiction. Based on previous efforts, we can assume this will involve sending confused tweets while shooting up with heroin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With algorithms subtle and discrete / I seek iambic writings to retweet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Like bananas? Prepare to live without them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top ten things to keep in mind while perusing thousands of newly-declassified pages on JFK's assassination
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There are a few things you can count on in life: Death, taxes and the Cleveland Browns being the NFL's ultimate train wreck. And yet we have a new dysfunctional contender
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Steelers Martavis Bryant to be targeted a lot more ... on the scout team
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban wants you to know that, to save money, you should be buying at least two years' worth of toothpaste whenever you purchase it. In other news, for the whitest pearly whites, try the new Mark Cuban Toothpaste. On sale now
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nintendo 64 left behind after tires slashed. Police following trail of discarded bananas, shells, and coins
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Suddenly, yellow jackets
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 8-year-old daughter and I have deep, honest discussions about a range of topics. Recently, she asked what sex is; I was stumped and couldn't answer. Do I tell her all the good things and bad things? Is there a book I can give her?"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
New simulations show how a 9.0 magnitude earthquake could affect Seattle. No word if said simulations just involved taking a dozen eggs and throwing them at the floor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump: Christ, what an asshole
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Annie Leibovitz did many things, but the greatest of all might have been sleeping with every single member of America's greatest rock band
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Mon October 23, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The odds of the others taking a wrong turn so you can win a marathon are infinitesimal, but statistically it has to happen sometime
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things 2 is worth the wait. Dustin even has teeth this time
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man loses his virginity to a space alien at 17, and then things start to get weird
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Target says customers want it to stop the 'Christmas Creep.' Look, just because I do things there while wearing a Santa Claus hat doesn't give people the right to call me names
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Things you might find on a weekend jog in Pennsylvania - couples in the park, people walking their dogs and of course, armor-piercing tank rounds
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Mike from 'Stranger Things' sends his agent to the Upside Down. Take a guess why
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA is about to decide whether it should loosen the definition of "dietary fiber" to allow food companies to keep calling things like Froot Loops and breakfast bars "healthy"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A science fiction writer exposed pro-life hypocrisy by posing a question: Which would you save, 1,000 embryos or one living child?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Rick and the denizens of Kingdom and Hilltop have declared war on Negan and The Saviors. Will Carol and Daryl's reunion be short-lived? Will we hear Whispers in the wind? Will Lucille hit a home run? Find out in Mercy. The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's Amazon order comes with a little bonus surprise of 65 pounds of weed, so of course the first thing they do is call the cops
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Sat October 21, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There's a very fine line between living in a house that's cluttered and being a hoarder, so pick up that excess crap and throw it away
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blue Origin's BE-4 rocket engine completes first hot-fire test. And yes, they really did name the engine "BE-4". This is what happens when the suits let the nerds name things
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It feels like something is eating my brain" said man with something eating his brain
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prefer to avoid screaming toddlers? Racist
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump to Puerto Rico governor: Would you say our response was great? Puerto Rico's governor: Well, you showed up, which was good, but there's much work to be done
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beck is trying to take credit for Pharrell's ridiculous hat. Arby's unavailable for comment
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad with Trump in the White House that Democrats are embracing George W Bush. This is not normal
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch goes full Beast Mode on a referee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kathleen Hartnett White, it's your turn to play "Trump Nominees Say The Dumbest Things", let's see what your claim is *spins wheel* "Global warming is a kind of paganism"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but a man who is used to having things his own way his whole life is not taking the sex rehab he was forced to go to seriously
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Jones: "Me too"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Eerie Indiana is eerily similar to Stranger Things - except it was ripping off Stephen King 25 years ago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron:"We need to develop political heroism"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've replaced First Lady Melania with a duplicate. Let's see if anybody notices
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it that traveling on the ground from one place to another feels so much different than flying from one place to another?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What about Bubbles?
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker imagines he'll talk to Trump again at some point
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, you want to treat women better? You can start by doing these things
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And the new hot item that white people can't wear because it's somehow cultural appropriation is *spins wheel* hoop earrings. Really?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best and worst things about each U.S. state, from having the best education to walking the least. Do you agree with your state's claim to fame and shame?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is pulling your laptop out of your carry-on bag your favorite part of going through airport security? It is? You're definitely going to want to fly through BWI, then
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Braves GM, fired for allegedly violating MLB rules on international signings, is lawyering up and preparing to sue team. Strangely, when firing for cause, higher-ups normally do not offer you a fat severance package in exchange for your silence
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Your bear wants steak
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Cardrona Valley bra fence is well-supported because we sure don't want those things to be low hanging
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You know those annoying gas pump TV ads? Here's how to shut those damn things off
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's season finale of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the show's new threat is introduced and Junkie Depp attempts to be a force to be reckoned with but, y'know, the drugs [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spread the word. Hero tag applies for all stepping forward
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp has started popping pills again. Alicia has become a cold-blooded killer. Will Madison be able to repair her family? What is Strand hiding? What is the mystery threat? It's a double-sized season finale. Fear the Walking Dead 9pm ET on AMC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson says his penis is still intact
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(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Is Blade Runner 2049 just too well made and interesting for today's audiences? Or, are today's audiences, half of which voted for Trump, just too damn dumb for smart scifi?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Recursion redux
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Like those $1 margaritas at Applebee's? You might as well drink water then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys and things got out of hand
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The dollar stores are betting that we are going to have a permanent underclass in America, based on the concept that the jobs went away, and the jobs are never coming back, and that things aren't going to get better in any of these places"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools ban "To Kill a Mockingbird" because, um, it uses the N-word, yeah, that'll do for an excuse
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's not that anyone is afraid to call Trump a Fascist, it's that there are so many other things to call him that we just don't have time for them all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's almost time to return to the Upside-down. The Stranger Things 2nd trailer is here and it's Judgement Day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Because of course I did, this phrase has outlived its relevance because of course it has. You can reply with snark, because of course you can. It will get red lit, because of course it will
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decertifies Iran nuclear deal, but will not withdraw from it. Calls on Congress to fix it by adding things it was never designed to do
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to be lucky on Friday the 13th? Here are some things you can do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest addition to the 'disasters' menu of SimPlanet 2017 is an 8.5 tonne Chinese space station in a decaying orbit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, the umps really did blow that dropped ball call last night ... and this is submitted by a Cubs fan
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: The stock market went up, so the national debt is gone now. (w/video insanity)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke: Taking down Confederate statues to appease the Negroes will just set the red man on the warpath so we may as well just leave things alone
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/11): Batman on Batman violence, Wolverine's female clone teams up with his son (is that her son? brother? nephew? it's a little weird), And Ragman, the rare character who probably does not need a female clone version, gets a series
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I ended a long-term relationship; I felt I had to make it work since he gave me herpes. Things were terrible; now, I want to give a friend who has been interested in me a chance. It's long-distance; when do I tell him I have herpes?"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to concussions and mini-strokes Frankie Muniz doesn't remember Walter White is his father
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
ESPN might be okay with posting negative things about the President, but if you go after their cash cow and its advertisers, you better believe that's a suspension
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's polite to say thank you for some things: a thoughtful card, some help with moving, being captured as a POW in World War II
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Things you really don't want to see from the top of a ferris wheel' for $500, Alex"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anthem protests spread from NFL to NHL, as do follow-up racists remarks, death threats against protesters. "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Well what did you think it meant to be a line coach in Miami?
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
What major event did you survive? Hurricane? Fire? Tornado? Floods?Shootings? Plane Crash? ... What's your story/advice?
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Larry doles out fashion advice to a hotel guest and tries to cause a diversion to help a friend's nephew. For Larry David, however, things don't go as planned in "The Pickle Gambit". Curb Your Enthusiasm, 10pm ET, HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Alicia encounters a lone survivor as she searches for supplies. Ofelia fights for survival as she gets split from Madison and Strand. Has Junkie Depp lost his conscience? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why do so many people incorrectly pronounce the word "sherbet," adding a second "R" between the "E" and "T"?
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
34 weird little things "everyone does" when they're alone, like sitting naked on the sofa while eating crisps. (Just a list, not a slideshow.)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Blackhawks give the Penguins 10 reasons why they might not three-peat as Champions
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Just another reason why Tom Petty was awesome: growing up in the south, he grew to dislike the Confederate flag and everything it stood for
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How a heartbroken doomsday prepper who lost everything is now saving hurricane victims
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to build a self conscious machine. Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Plans for a Rob Ford memorial stadium staggered around then went up in a puff of smoke
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
15 of the grossest things you are eating. Big Macs did not make the list, but beaver anus did. Not sure which is worse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House chides media: 'You have a responsibility to tell the truth'
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jesus Trifecta Complete
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
We just blame the guy named Jeff
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
6-year-old girl: Grandma, why are these animals talking about vaginas and coke problems in my book?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Westworld will go Medieval and Roman in season two
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That's not a bug, it's a secret time warp feature. Game developer reveals how he got around Sega's bug validation process
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here are a few things you may not know about boa constrictors
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend says Hef cured her of bulimia. He was good at getting me to eat and keep things down. What? You people are disgusting
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(Agony Booth)
 
 
 
As far as surviving a nuclear war, Hollywood got some things right and some things wrong. No, you can't ride the blast out hiding inside a refrigerator. Yes, you can make a hazmat suit out of a shower curtain and a soda bottle gas mask
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A dumpster caught on fire outside an NFL stadium today, and if you haven't already guessed it was in Cleveland - you're lying
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Tue October 03, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts, led by Buzz Aldrin and Scott Kelly, throw shade on B.o.B.'s plan to "prove" the earth is flat by sending up a satellite. The only things missing are the hails of derisive laughter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Morrie wigs out
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Of all the things you expected Alex Jones to say about the Las Vegas shooting, bringing up OJ SImpson probably wasn't one of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many sad things going on right now, so here are some dolphins completely captivated by a pair of squirrels. Hope it cheers you up. (with video)
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(Krispy Kreme)
 
 
 
Subby just had three Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast. What absurdly unhealthy things have you eaten lately?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
25 years ago today Sinéad O'Connor tore things up on stage on Saturday Night Live
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republican tax cuts for the middle class might look like tax increases, but when you consider things like *SMOKEBOMB*
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver breaks down what Trump's Puerto Rico response actually meant: "When hurricanes hit our people, they're not hitting our best. They're killing poors. They're killing lazies. And some, I assume, have said nice things about me"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking new study from the Romero Institute finds drinking beer makes you happy
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"No way to prevent this," says only nation where this regularly happens
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had "Less than 24 hours" before Infowars called the Vegas shooting a 'false flag' designed to strip Second Amendment gun rights from Americans, come forward and claim your prize
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from Homeland Security advisor Tom Bossert shows the Trump administration knew how bad things were in Puerto Rico before Trump Twittered away his last remaining shreds of credibility
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, it says everything you need to know about the POTUS when one of the first things you wonder after hearing of the mass murders in Las Vegas is how Donald Trump is going to fark this up
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(WIAT Birmingham)
 
 
 
If you let a bunch of monkeys loose in Lebanon, Ohio, the police would like to have a word with you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What I learned when I stopped smoking THC." Kicking addiction is never easy
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We expect too much from our romantic partners, the bar is just too damn high. You want in your mate a combination of: sanity + wealth + kindness + attractiveness + personal growth + not being a dumbass on social media, that isn't humanly possible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's spider mating season, so brace yourself as 150 million giant spiders will take root in your homes, find their ideal mates, and reproduce. That's right; it's a literal giant spider invasion
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(Science Codex)
 
 
 
If things seem weird right now, it's because a gravitational wave that warps space-time, caused by the collision of two black holes, has reached Earth
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers speaks out about the NFL players' protests, saying in part that they are "showing unity in the face of some divisiveness from the top of this country". Burned Cheeseheads in 3...2...1
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman tries to con boyfriend into cheating on her, gets totally humiliated instead. GOOD
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
Kevin Warsh is under consideration for the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Let's take a look at all the things that he has been wrong about over the years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After last night, Bears evaluating everything, including QB, fans, pizza thicknesss
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
OCD sounds a lot like Einstein's definition of insanity
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Thu September 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL says Trump's latest remarks are "inaccurate." Of course, they also said that regarding Tom Brady and Zeke Elliot
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Subby pulled this stunt, once, after reading "Steal This Book". Unfortunately, it was at a restaurant all the cops ate at. Detective Doug, thanks for your advice
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Fine, I'll waive the Jones Act for 10 days. We cool now? John McCain: No, we're not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's "stupid things said by Trump" category, Donnie Two Scoops suggests that NFL owners are "afraid of their players," regarding Kneelgate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: To teach our kids about money, we had them invest. My older son, still a minor, will have a vastly wealthy portfolio. My younger son won't. Can I transfer funds from accounts to make them equal, or teach them Ayn Rand lessons?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump authorizes waiver to loosen shipping regulations for Puerto Rico
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
When cops kill unarmed black people, Rush Limbaugh is the real victim. No, really, that's the headline. And it accurately represents what he said too. But you knew that already
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to use social media to effectively call out those faceless, incompetent corporations who do things like redlight your masterpiece of a headline in favor of some lowbrow trollbait
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Blade Runner 2049 is already being hailed as a 'mind-blowing masterpiece'. Perhaps Roger Deakins can finally win that Oscar now
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If Hurricane Harvey didn't kill you, the ensuing flesh-eating bacteria will
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Luther Strange loses Alabama senate race, Trumperdinck deletes tweets showing support because if there's one thing we know for sure, it's that things are easily deleted from the intertubes
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Tue September 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study finds that one third of people told to evacuate during a natural disaster will become Fark headlines
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To reduce cost, Trump has decided to remove some unnecessary functions from the new Air Force One - such as mid-air refueling capability
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shep Smith passionately defends the NFL and its players against Fox News viewers who have no idea why they're protesting, like the president
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
43 things to never buy, but you probably will buy anyway
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
...nineties bands weren't terrible
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Oh those wacky hackers. Participants at DerbyCon 7.0 hold a memorial for a cockroach found in a milkshake
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Mon September 25, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Accidentally scratch someone's parked car? An apology note, $40, and half a joint ought to make things right. Yes, it was Colorado
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad in Greece that packs of wild dogs control the streets of most of their major cities
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uber: "Okay, guv'nr, fair cop"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley: "I'm embarrassed because {Trump} said the speech in Alabama and got a rousing reception when he said those things. So it hurts me that those ignorant folks in Alabama would applaud something so stupid.". Turrible, just Turrible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you discuss your dreams with coworkers and friends and they sit there nodding and pretending to care? Well, they don't give a f*ck about your dreams. In fact, no one does
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr blasts Trump: "You know what ELSE is disrespectful to our flag?"
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best GIF you've seen today, or worst?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The danger isn't Amazon's algorithmic recommendation of things found together in chemistry sets, it's the algorithmic takeover of journalism
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stoners like this are why marijuana users can't have nice things
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dear Adobe, it's only Pretty Good Privacy as long as you refrain from posting the private key to the company blog
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wonder why I never saw that coming
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock University professor finds that smartphone-addicted teenagers have less real social interaction, and don't do the fun things teens in the past did
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(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing much going on here, just engaging in quantum teleportation of patterns of light. How's your warp drive project going? Oh... well, keep at it, you never know how these things will turn out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The NFL responds to Trump by telling him to STFU
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you been getting the feeling lately that a certain politician's Twitter feed has been getting a bit repetitive? Well, you aren't alone. Someone desperately needs some new material
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Fri September 22, 2017
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Today's XKCD is a shout-out to you Anne McCaffrey fans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard Trump, giving Hurricane Irma speech: "And Melania really wanted to be with us....". So, guess where she was at that exact moment. Go on, guess before clicking
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia threatens to make Takata airbag recall compulsory, noting that nation is already full of things jonesing to kill you, and that defective airbags need not be one of those things
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What is a dotard? Let's look at the etymology
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And here we have Darren Aronofsky responding to the news Mother got just as bad a grade as he did in directing school
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Thu September 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Things are about to get farking CRAZY at Brigham Young University
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today, from the Ric Romero Institute for consumer advocacy: "DIY cosmetic surgery can lead to disaster"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Russia weaponized a bunch of twits
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Five things Virginia schools taught about slavery and the Civil War during the Confederate monuments boom. Yes, it's pretty much what you expect
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Suddenly, deer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota lawmaker on protesters in the streets, "All Lives Splatter". Bonus: Stupid post on Facebook got her fired from her full-time job
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kremlin demands that no one watch Morgan Freeman's video talking about Russia
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Bands were going way over their time. The Grateful Dead played for hours. I've always been angry at them for that. A 45-minute version of "Turn On Your Love Light," - I mean, please. I was pulling my hair out"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♪ Wagging of tails and big sloppy kisses, begging for treats and licking of dishes, these are a few of our favorite things. ♫ Welcome to your inaugural Woofday Wednesday thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you're on a mobile device with predictive word suggestions, post the first 50 or so words, starting with Bacon, and let things go from there
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson asks the hard questions: "Are there any federal regulations on witchcraft?"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five things to know about the civil war Iraq has scheduled for Monday
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Embarrassment claims other things are embarrassing without the slightest sense of irony
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I think she handled it fine. What are your thoughts?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The latest thing killed by Millennials: Articles about things killed by Millennials
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things are so bad we now have a non-partisan group that will educate people on the dangers of Russian interference
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LifeLock: Buy an anti-fraud package from us because of dreadful things like the Equifax hack. Also LifeLock: We're proud to have a four-year contract with Equifax to help defend our customers from fraud
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski asks the publications she poses for am I not hot enough? Lay off the photoshop FFS
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Things are so off the rails in the GOP that Roy Moore (R-eally big jerk) is about to become a U.S. Republican senator
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Mon September 18, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Few things qualify as more hoonigan than doing a burnout in a car being towed on a trailer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How many dates should you wait before you have sex? Probably more than it takes for your date to figure out how weird you are and move on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Playboy model considers breast reduction after getting sucker-punched by own boob while jogging. (Likely not safe for work)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix orders a 'Stranger Things' pop-up bar to knock it off in the nicest possible way
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
The hottest naked/near naked Rolling Stone covers of all time. OF ALL TIME (NSFW)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's sideline dancing "demoralized" Jets. As if the fact that they play for the Jets wasn't demoralizing enough already
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parachuter at BYU game runs out of room while attempting to land on field, but you have to expect that when those large Mormon families gather
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison, Walker, and Salazar try to negotiate with a dam leader for water. But if the zombie apocalypse has taught us, groups don't work well together. Can Junkie Depp save the day? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U2 cancels St. Louis show after promoters and officials determine there's no way Bono won't make things worse
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Sat September 16, 2017
(AL.com)