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184 headlines found matching 'things'
Mon September 15, 2014
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The Sarah Palin channel currently offers roughly eight hours of original content. To put things in perspective, the channel has a shorter run time than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and for what it's worth, LOTR offers more realistic characters"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen our commissioner? He's about six feet tall, rather cowardly and doesn't think things all the way through. If found, please remove foot from his mouth and stick him in front of a camera
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Some things aren't taught in the polyamory manuals"
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why I hate people or why we can't have nice things. DIT
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(533)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
As the humans drone on with their yapping about the so-called important things going on around the Internets, the REAL important battle of the cats and the sloths rages on
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(20)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 things to do with that crappy U2 album Apple dumped on your iPhone this week
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(124)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
You can add "frisbee golfers" to the giant list of "Things that cause a 'responsible gun owner' to fear for his life"
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(211)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(DL Central)
 
 
 
Here are eight incredible pictures of BioShock developer Ken Levine holding things
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(9)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Coming in at number 3 on the list of 5 things our parents did that would get them arrested today is letting your kid guzzle beer while riding naked on top of the car. Oh, wait, that's not on the list
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Ten of the weirdest things you can only do in Canada. Sitting on a chesterfield and drinking milk from a bag while you eat ketchup chips not among them
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(15)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
48 dreamy photos of Pooty Poot looking at things
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add "unsupervised cartwheels" to the list of things trying to kill kids in Australia
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(25)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
One of Montana's crown jewels is their new railing, which is one of the most exciting things to happen in Montana for years
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spider dog, spider dog, doing the things a spider dog can . . dog
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(22)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boko Haram reminds residents of town that Ebola is still only ranked #2 on the list "things in Nigeria that will kill you the fastest"
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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(338)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Interactive map illustrates the weirdest things people regularly eat, broken down by state
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(69)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Five things to know before starting a Kickstarter: Step 1 - Prepare to lose your mind
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(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I fly a lot. And one of the things I always do is tell the person in front of me they can't recline in their seats, and if they try to, I stop them. So why haven't I gotten nationwide attention for this? And this is TOTALLY REAL"
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(116)
 
(ByteXplosion)
 
 
 
DLC: Why are we paying for standard content? "There was a time, not all that long ago when things like costume changes and bonus levels were just in the game - they weren't downloadable, they were just content"
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Only two things come from Texas; moron governors and a football team in desperate need of a pass rush and I don't see any glasses on you boy
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(78)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Social media is the new Bush as President declares: "Things aren't that bad and I'm doing a great job. It's that darned Facebook messing with your head if you think otherwise"
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(345)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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(51)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In what is surely not at all a sign of things to come, Chuck Todd leaves MSNBC's "The Rundown" in one of the most cringe-worthy ways possible
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(38)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Three things you didn't know about the arachnids living on your face. 4) Quit scratching - it doesn't help
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative Indiana judge has a few things to say to his anti-gay marriage peers, and he does
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(197)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know you could do with beer because you were too busy drinking it
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott, known for abusing his position as governor to line his own pockets, switches things up by abusing his position as a candidate to line his own pockets
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jindal: The way things have always worked are wrong when used for things I don't like
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(109)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
While everyone sits around and complains, Obama quietly gets things done. Which everyone then complains about
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(139)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If your parents name you Spartacus, you may be destined for great things. Or you could be like this guy
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(33)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The odd, jerky movements and theatrical gestures of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks' were inspired by the silent-screen-style emoting of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. And other things you didn't know about Tim Burton's movies
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two 20-somethings join together to form a new Millennial PAC dedicated to the promise of "Participation Ribbons For All"
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(37)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are 10 good things you don't know about Ferguson, Missouri. Well, 9 good things, and the fact that it was the birthplace of Doobie Brother Michael McDonald
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Fri August 22, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Psychologist explains why everyone is terrified of things like viral outbreaks, contagions, Ebola, and shutting down everything in response
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Wed August 20, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Things not to do after you rob somebody now include taking a shower and shave at the victim's home
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Mon August 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Not impressed with the size of the tiny comet spacecraft Rosetta has been exploring? Maybe this will help put things in perspective
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(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TMNT once again beats Guardians at the box office showing why we can't have nice things
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(104)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paralyzed BASE jumper vows to not learn his lesson about not jumping off of tall things
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the age of incumbency that we're currently in, do we *really* need those silly primary things? I mean we all know that they're gonna win reelection. Isn't that right, Mr. Cantor?
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Sat August 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For decades, women were the primary buyers of men's underwear. But men today buy about 70% of their own underwear, which is why Jockey is using Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and George Patton to sell the things
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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(42)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things that can go wrong on an airplane. The pilot's arm falling off is not one of them. Oh, wait a minute. Yes it is
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(36)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Things you'd never hear in a US political campaign: Please stop sending us money
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Michigan helpfully provides another example for all of us of how they do things The Right Way™ in the Big 10
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Tue August 12, 2014
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
In a move that will certainly not spark any confusion over why police are suddenly pulling over young people, the city of Austin will now start ticketing kids for doing positive things
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(88)
 
(Product Design & Development)
 
 
 
NFL has equipped all its coaches with Microsoft Surface tablets for play calling, and the damn things seem to be working, even in the rain
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(31)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Stop throwing things at the Hollywood sign, here are seven upcoming remakes that might actually work
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(143)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
George RR Martin says Game of Thrones may include gay sex, but only if the plot justifies it. Actual quote: "You can't just insert things because everyone wants to see them"
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(178)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Attention tourists: If you're visiting the United States there are some things you can do to blend in, including adding ice to every drink, call football soccer, and brag about being dumb
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(331)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Add "turning Transformers 4 into a box office smash" to the list of things China's done to piss us off
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things we can learn from this article: 1) it's possible to remove your fingerprints completely, leaving your fingers as smooth as a baby's butt; 2) police are apparently familiar with fingerprinting baby's butts
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(46)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Chicago Weekend Shooting Tracker. This was a fairly quiet weekend in Chiraq, with sixteen people wounded in gun violence but no one actually dying. Looks like things are looking up
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pessimists are happier when things go well. There's no way this is getting greened
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(29)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Two postal workers, two amateur comedians, two alcoholics. That's three. "Three Podcast" has new episodes. Good things come in threes. Please check us out
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(2)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Normally a kid running a lemonade stand makes money for himself. This 8-year-old boy does it for charity and local bakeries are donating things for him to sell
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are going to run out of things to ban on airplanes-but the supply of brain-dead security gropers is probably unlimited
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(49)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
This is why New York City can't have nice things: Beautiful and bizarrely artistic street signs featuring skulls, spires, coat hangers and other strange icons from the DOT that were placed around Manhattan are being stolen by quasi-satanic hipsters
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(54)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Your team is second worst in attendance and you are unwilling to spend money for a winning team. Clearly the only way to turn things around is to tear out a bunch of those unused seats. Now, we'll see you all in the World Series
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(11)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
11 things you probably didn't know about the Beatles, like how their concerts were full of incontinent women and that George lost his virginity while the others watched
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul would like you to know that all the crazy Rand Paul things that Rand Paul said is *not* what Rand Paul believes anymore. RAND PAUL 2016
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(106)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like discovering new things? Here's the math
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(10)
 
(WNYY Radio)
 
 
 
To celebrate the fact that you are more likely to be killed by a shark than by Ebola, here are 25 things more likely to kill you than a shark
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of things KFC has fried up and served to customers. Chicken hasn't been on the list since the 1990s, however
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(68)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups outraged as fish take up smoking, normal people just wonder how they can keep the damn things lit
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: "I said some stupid things"
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(127)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
If you're having a bad day, just remember, things could be worse: you could be the agent who decided to drop Christina Hendricks after she signed on for "Mad Men"
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(43)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
When a third party enters a market that used to have just two "competitors," remarkable things happen
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(70)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Drew is a special guest on BoingBoing's gadget discussion as he talks about, among other things, his awesome non-lethal home weapons arsenal. (audio starts at 0:58)
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(2)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ten things to know about the invasive fire ants currently on the march through the American southeast. 1) Get out of their way. 2) See number one
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(119)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The nineteen worst things about one of the worst events in music history, Woodstock 1999
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(98)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Gaza that even Anton Chigurh disapproves
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(94)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ten things we learned from Sharknado 2: The Second One
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This is why we cannot smoke nice things
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(75)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Company that produces "pink slime" beef that was banned from the market after unfavorable media coverage discovers a way to solve all their problems: Sue the bejesus out of every journalist who wrote bad things about them
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(142)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There are main things that Bill O'Reilly is an expert on. "Ghetto Culture," however, is not one of them
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Poker nightmares are made of things like this, second only to a thread full of "why is this on the sports tab?" questions of course
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(130)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The car chase took six weeks to film as they couldn't go over 35 mph and 14 other things you didn't know about The Bourne Ultimatum
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(37)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Conflict in Gaza, chaos in the Ukraine, Planes dropping out of the sky like rain - All things more cheerful than the Leftovers
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(111)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push things"
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(86)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
With all the things kids have to learn today in order to be competitive in a global economy, why are schools still teaching cursive writing?
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(324)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Weekend Chicago Shooting Tracker, and things were relatively quiet this weekend, with only nineteen people getting shot, though once again a child was the victim of indiscriminate gang violence in Chiraq
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(84)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
MLB complains about the net neutrality proposal that could slow down live streaming. You know things are bad when even baseball is asking to speed things up
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(19)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith is unclear how Twitter works (among many other things)
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(43)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things I learned from this article 1) Valdimir Putin has a 29-year old daughter who is mildly hot. 2) she lives in the Netherlands 3) She's lying low right now because people named Putin ain't real popular there just right now
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(167)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
In this episode of Things That Are Totally Doable But Will Never Happen: Citywide personal rapid transit maglev pods
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(23)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Please note: there are several useful things one can say when running into a convenience store while billowing smoke and flames, but "I'm on fire" is really just stating the obvious
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(37)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Texas Monthly BBQ)
 
 
 
A love of BBQ and caring for your fellow man. Two great things that go great together
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(28)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
My party wanted to accomplish great, wise and noble things before the elections, but your party is comprised of craven thieving weasels who decided to punt on everything. Or maybe vice versa
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(52)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Internet of Things spawns horde of imitators, including, thankfully, the Internet of Weed
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(10)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Houston multi-millionaire shows that he's just a normal, everyday guy who does normal, everyday things by urinating on the counter at a drug store after an argument with store employees
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(63)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans pause their complete distaste of everything Obama to confirm one of his appointments. Republicans CAN put aside partisan politics when really bad things happen
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(60)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
For most parents nowadays a lot of the things we did in our childhoods would be illegal today, which could be the reason why so many of us are being arrested
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(179)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you a big history buff? Enjoy Apples? The CIA has a government funded museum full of really neat things you will never be allowed to see. How do ya like them apples?
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(40)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Latest Snowden bombshell; Guess what happens when you have a room full of 20 somethings looking into everyone's personal data and they come across your secret nude or sex pics?
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(152)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The US stock market continues climbing ad infinitum thanks to companies, among other things, being their own biggest stock purchasers, in turn helping the USA climb back into its third largest stock bubble in history
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(61)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Things not to do after you get arrested include ordering pizza as a prank to the police station under the name of your arresting officer
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(41)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the worst job you ever held as a student, the kind of job that no matter how bad things get at your job now, you can always reassure yourself that you're not doing THAT any more? Share them up here
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(26)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Vagina selfie artist arrested for obscenity, of all things. Honestly, I did not see that coming
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(71)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten brands that will disappear in 2015. Some spoilers: TV will suck more, things may no longer plump when cooked, time to sell those virtual turnips, DUH, and beware the wrath of fat girls in yoga pants
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all - collecting "things you never thought you'd say to another person before you became a parent" examples for a kids book I'm working on with Len Peralta DIT - Drew
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(462)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Fark are things getting expensive: Adidas pays $1.28 billion for Manchester United kit ("jersey" for you yanks)
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(22)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The State)
 
 
 
Admit it. Swiping these two things and making a run for it would have been a perfect caper on a hot summer day. When you were about 13
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 23 things you're only pretending to like. Just admit it, you'll feel better
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(280)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Things to do to keep your heart healthy: ☑ Eat salmon for Omega-3 fatty acids, ☑ Add almonds and walnuts to your diet, ☑ 30 minutes of light-to-moderate exercise a day, ☐ Drink less alcohol (dammit)
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Thu July 10, 2014
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Here are 20 things Hipsters have ruined for everyone. Personally, I hated hipsters before it was cool
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Wed July 09, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Congress: You guys at the VA need to add brain cancer, lung cancer, and migraines to the list of things you cover for Gulf War illness. VA: Fark You and if you ask again we'll put you on a secret waiting list
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(117)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Linguist says mocking accents should be a crime. Zis eez why we cannot have zee nice things, no?
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(150)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Confessions of a Fed-Up Bartender: 15 Things I Hate About You." How it should read: "I Hate My Job But Here Are 15 Reasons Why Its Your Fault and Not Mine"
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(197)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
I text when I drive, I know it's dangerous but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. FARK: With 10 kids in the day care van
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(19)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Things got AWKward when Sam Jackson and Victoria Beckham sat next to each other at Wimbledon
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(80)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to see on a Monday: video of Oscar Pistorius re-enacting shooting his girlfriend
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(9)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ten of the stupidest things people have tried to sneak past airport security
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(17)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Like to do things by rote? Think you could last more than a few days on a Chinese electronics assembly line?
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Investor during Nintendo shareholder meeting: "Why are you guys always talking about childish things like video games?"
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I can't reply to your post because I'm out doing really fun things. I'll check for green arrows when I'm back on the site and might post a reply later. Toodles
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(80)
 
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Things aren't looking so good for you when "staggering amount" and "child porn" are in the same sentence
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(121)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"We expect sewers to get blocked with fats or baby wipes, but not tennis ball. How on earth people managed to flush quite so many tennis balls I don't know, but this is just one example of amazing things we find blocking the sewers"
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Things Tim Howard could save
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(28)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Eleven things you didn't know you could eat
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(66)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Laid-off mother of 5 wins $500,000 in supermarket contest: "I don't win things"
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(47)
 
(Symantec)
 
 
 
So apparently, Russia has infected computers controlling our power grid with a Stuxnet-type of virus, and can shut things down at their whim. That's nice
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good things do come in small packages. Jose Altuve is the first player since Ray Chapman in 1917 to steal multiple bases in four straight games
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(16)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Eleven things a sloth would say if he were your life coach
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(29)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who season 8 finally scheduled to premiere in late August. BBC America promises to spend the next two months figuring out how best to screw things up
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(83)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five things you really need to know about the Hoff's new reality TV show
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(14)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Accrington Observer)
 
 
 
Crime is so bad in parts of England that people are stealing things from burglars before the burglars are finished robbing houses
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(19)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine of the most expensive things you can find on Amazon. Monster Cables suspiciously absent
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R):"I have a crazy idea. How about we do not oppose things that the majority of voters want just because we have different personal opinions?"
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(79)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All you need to make your own Vermouth are simple things like gentian root, wormwood, angelica seeds, and yarrow
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, how are things going in the Islamic rebel held areas of Iraq?
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
77-year-old Democrat: "How, with no seniority and a promise simply not to get along with anyone, will you accomplish any of the things you want to accomplish?" Chris McDaniel: "WELL YOU'RE OLD AND CRANKY AND FURTHERMORE REASONS"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only two things come from Texas, steers and HBO shows about Texas politics. I don't see any horns on you, boy
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(49)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Not feeling old yet? Here are 30 things turning 30 this year
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(5)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Wait, so cotton candy can be made into human organs? Well, it is one of the things that scientists have "MacGyvered" into huge advances. Yes, there is science to this article
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade show off more of his defensive prowess? Should the Spurs start their bench just to make things fair for a half? Hopefully Miami's had enough rest to play a whole game. This is your Game 5 NBA Finals thread (8pm EDT)
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Sat June 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. James Inhofe says he has proof that Obama is committing treason and "doing things to support the enemy" but darn the luck, the documents are classified so releasing them would be wrong
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(90)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Matt Damon doesn't smile throughout the entire movie, understandably, and 14 other things you might not know about The Bourne Supremacy
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the left, 13 things you should never put in a microwave. To the right, other observations
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(120)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Hot hot hot Sally Field was almost the star and 14 other things you didn't know about Friday the 13th
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson says that of all the things that can be proven in court, unfaithfulness to his wives his biggest regret
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(63)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Add Iraq to the list of things Romney was right about, and Obama was wrong
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(88)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things, episode 1433: asshat using a Central Park water fountain as a bidet for their horrid little yap-yap dog that would be hawk chow in a just world
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Four things you need to know about the collapse of Iraq. None of which answer the question, "Why is this article in Popular Mechanics?"
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Heading to a party and taking a cold dish that needs to sit out? Like to have quick sides that don't heat up the kitchen? Too many things in the oven? How about those "on-the-side" favorites? Don't leave us hanging
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
The most likely candidate to replace Eric Cantor as House Majority Leader is way more conservative, and way more sympathetic to the Tea Party. Believe it or not, things in Congress are about to get even worse
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down California's laws that protect teachers from being fired over things like pregnancy, ethnicity, and insanity (working in low-income schools)
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Mon June 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jaguars hope to increase attendance by allowing fans to do a lot of things other than watch the Jaguars play
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(22)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon can officially be crowned "King of Late Night TV." This is why we can't have nice things
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(100)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(National Science Foundation)
 
 
 
June 8th is World Oceans Day. Celebrate by learning a few things about El Niño, or The Niño
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(7)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Snowden leak, 4 things that changed since then: 2013 became 2014, Kim and Kanye got married, American Idol has a new winner and of course, everyone got TotalFark for a day
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(88)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Obsolete technology has given our language lots of things, aside from Clippy jokes
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(38)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You have to feel bad for the Feds, back in the day when they made a major bust they got to announce they captured dangerous guys with names like Scarface. Now they have to say things like "we shut down the Gameover Zeus Botnet"
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(9)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dan Marino withdraws his name from the NFL concussion lawsuit, saying he routinely gets confused about things these days, which is perfectly normal for a 52 year old man
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you wondered how the NY Times was able to find and interview all those platoon mates of Bowe Bergdahl who had negative things to say about him in yesterday's story, you can thank a GOP political operative who conveniently made them avaialable
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Neil DeGrasse Tyson explains the 5 things he would like to learn in his lifetime. (Video)
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(36)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Eight things to buy or not to buy in June. Buy: lingerie, donuts and cheap vacations to sunny places. Don't buy: Apples, BBQs and XBox Ones
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seven things you never knew about Fawlty Towers, including how Manuel the waiter was actually knocked unconscious and set on fire by John Cleese during filming and why Basil the rat didn't appear with any of the real actors
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(41)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You'd think that the people of New Jersey have more important things to do besides arguing where the Mason-Dixon line is for Taylor Ham/pork roll
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Fri May 30, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad for '80s pop singer Lisa Lisa that she is reduced to headlining fundraisers at elementary schools. Just kidding, she does it for fun and all money raised goes to help support programs at the elementary school
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(64)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Since Real Madrid had fans that did racist things, the first match of the Champions League group stage will have two sections closed off at their stadium
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(28)
 
(Fishwrapper)
 
 
 
Courtney Stodden goes on a 1st date with a guy who goes by "Angry Ginger." Things go exactly how you would expect
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(83)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists regain contact with the long lost ISEE-3 spacecraft, show a stunning lack of awareness that these things always end badly in SciFi stories
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(53)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
If you thought the things Bush did to enemy combatants were bad, check out what his successor is preparing for US citizens
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(147)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
GM, Toyota and Ford recall cars to replace things like ignition switches, wiring harnesses or floor mats. Nissan gives you "Innovation that Excites" by recalling cars to replace the whole car
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(54)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Seven things learned from watching Star Wars with a Star Wars virgin
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(162)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
10 things you can thank (or hug) MIT computer scientists for
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(22)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
The science of wine. If you are going beyond the kind that comes in a refrigerator box, you need to understand a few things
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 10 worst things you can do in a hotel, from talking on a cell phone during check in to denying after the fact that you ordered an XXX movie. Typical - you ponce in here expecting to be waited on hand and foot, while I'm trying to run a hotel here
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secondary school staff in England are shocked, SHOCKED that students would write inappropriate things in their yearbook responses and are even driving students to their homes during exams to retrieve the yearbooks to burn them
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(39)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things were starting to look up for Bosnia, recent flooding has reshuffled up to 120,000 land mines
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(53)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Of all the cool things about Patrick Stewart, Stephen Colbert is most impressed that Sir Patrick books in coach
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Wed May 21, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The truth is something we discern after a long, vigorous process" and "threats of inserting fingers in the anus" are things you hear when locker room horseplay turns into a police matter
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(28)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Voters would rather elect a pot-smoking adulterer than an atheist. This is why we can't have nice things
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(249)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
...and now Molly Ringwald joins Jem and the Holograms. Some things should have stayed in the '80s
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(65)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Five hypocritical things to the left, many more to the right
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(48)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yoga will change your life. And by "yoga" they mean having no attachments to things, people, morals, beliefs. Huh, imagine that
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(51)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently entertainment reporters at Cannes are just making things up in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines: Russian punk band Pussy Riot denies reports that they are starring with James Franco in the "Spring Breakers" sequel
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