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500 headlines found matching 'things'
Fri February 24, 2017
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Seven things no one tells you before you become a bomb disposal expert
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Kissimmee police take EPIC ethics training, which was totally rad and tubular
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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Thu February 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Meet the Rodney Dangerfield of cross-country skiing, now the cause of a diplomatic dust-up between France and Venezuela
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton (R) has at least enough balls left to show up at his town-hall meeting. Let's see how that is gOH MY
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Swedish company where nobody is in charge proves bosses are overrated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says it's better to be an atheist than a greedy Christian
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers plan on derailing inquiry into Manchurian President's ties to Russia because of course they do. They do acknowledge that it may make things awkward with their constituents
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tourette's syndrome can be funny. No really
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Windows 10 now on 25% of PCs. XP holding at 9%, but expected to drop off due to lack of paper tape readers and 8" floppy drives
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As if you needed more reasons to shower at night
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, When China White, Cupid, and Lady Cop escape from Iron Heights, a prison less secure than the Arrowcave, only Ollie can stop their quest for revenge (CW 8ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian Supreme Court sees how we handle Trump, decides it would like to try things out against Putin
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Leah Rimini says Tom Cruise could singlehandedly put an end to Scientology. Although more people would rather see him put an end to the "Mission: Impossible" franchise
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Lance Stephenson uses an inspirational quote to describe his career. Facepalm: It was Michael Jordan's that he tried to pass on as his own
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB eliminates the 4-pitch intentional walk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher, in taking credit for Milo's downfall, says "Sunlight is the best disinfectant". If that's the case, here's a bit of sunlight for Maher where he argued pretty much the same thing as MIlo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Voter completely owns GOP Rep. Steve Womack: "You guys wasted a lot of money on Benghazi, waste a little on Trump" (w/video goodness)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Which of these things does not belong - Korn, Smash Mouth, Nickelback, Slipknot
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trump's bombastic rhetoric has already helped the European Union with trade. Sure, it's because fewer people want to trade with the US, but it's still good, right?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yes, you can use a Porsche 911 to play Doom. No, you shouldn't use a Porsche 911 to play Doom
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Thinking of getting the upcoming Nintendo Switch? Before you reach for your wallet, remember these 10 Nintendo 'innovations' that flopped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally ignoring all the fake news about Russia, CNN's headlining story today is about all the great things the President has accomplished and all the naysayers he's won over
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in You're Doing It Wrong: taking notes in class
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People who spend their days writing about how Muslims should be exterminated and women are filthy communist whores have decided that kinda sorta defending pedophilia is a bridge too far
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 1981, Statistics Canada predicted that men's and women's wages would equalize at a median of $336,000 per year by 2017. Let's see how that worked out
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump month two: talking about things he swore to do on day one
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Some douche is now running things at Chanel. Sorry, that would be douchez because she's French
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As with most things, The Daily Planet would have been much improved with J.K. Simmons' J. Jonah Jameson running the show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After reading as much L. Ron Hubbard fiction as one can mentally stand, three things are clear: he didn't write much SF, he hated SF as a genre, and most of his SF had very little to do with Xenu. "He didn't choose his disciples; they chose him"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists find a cure for body odor and the fix is even more gross than the problem
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap has now reached an astounding $712 billion ... less than $290 billion away from a never-before-seen $1 trillion. Fun fact: Apple holds more than $246 billion in cash overseas
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake data
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a serious conversation with someone about the "Phoenix Lights," have we found the conference for you (tinfoil hats not required, this is serious conference)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WH chief of staff wants America to "Take seriously" Trump's threat to the Freedom of Speech
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Conspiracy To Impeach Trump: It's not the lefty Dems who are taking aim, it's traditional conservatives. With an agenda and the power to make him disappear"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Airports are cautiously evaluating the impact of switching from 130 year old tech to 40 year old tech
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And presenting the winner of the Walter White Teacher of the Year award
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Fri February 17, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Bill Maher thinks if Milo Yiannopoulos is a "monster" he'll be exposed tonight
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Politician compares Trump Administration to Netflix's 'Stranger Things,' missing the more apt analogy of our country being Ash getting dragged through a dead man's anus in Ash versus Evil Dead
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Workplace rudeness can affect your health, moron
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby learned two things about Norm MacDonald yesterday: (1) He owns a professional football team, (2) he's a way better announcer than Joe Buck
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
N Sync reuniting later this year. Backstreet Boys would, but none of them can coordinate their days off at Applebee's
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 19 things your mom did that no mom would think of doing now. These things will make you wonder, "Are we a wussy society nowadays?"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Rush Limbaugh)
 
 
 
Today in bizarro world... "Trump triumphs over press"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time has come for Trump aides to find lawyers and start cutting some deals
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to MSNBC's Morning Joe: You guys are FAKE NEWS, Morning Joe co-Host: Well, yours is a fake Presidency, it's lie after lie after lie with you. Shots fired
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(wxxz25)
 
 
 
Scotland supermarket introduces relaxed check out line where people can take their time, talk and ask the cashier questions. Also known in the U.S. as the person you're always behind in the express lane
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has one daughter. She has had miscarriages and a stillbirth. Her husband says he feels he has no wife as she only wants to have sex when ovulating and she's raising money on Facebook for fertility treatments. What do we do?"
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
New British Espionage Act classes journalists as enemies of the State: "Reporting on government leaks would be viewed in the same legal framework as spying for foreign powers. Break the law and face two to 14 years imprisonment"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Conservative candidate for Wisconsin State Superintendent of Schools offers one of his conservative opponents a state appointed job if he drops out, then cries "Liberal BS" when he is called out on it on a live radio show
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Ozy)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason you spent last night alone
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
So your car bent a rim hitting a pothole your government was supposed to fix if it hadn't used the money for kickbacks and graft. In order to be fairly compensated you must first 1) go fark yourself 2) see 1)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So Scarlett is essentially saying that we all have a chance
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apple updates Siri with custom answers to women's Valentine's Day questions. Just leave the phone on vibrate
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo shopping startup unveils app that lets you skip checkout and shop Michael Jackson-style -- swanning into the store, pointing to the things you'd like to buy, then swanning out to get back to your boys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to own a piece of Eric Lindros? Here is your golden opportunity
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
SETI scientists, on the hunt for alien intelligence, head to Seattle
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
When leading police on a 100mph freeway chase, don't let the little things break your concentration. Like rolling your car for instance
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stranger Things creators think the show will last four or five seasons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things are bad for Kellyanne Conway when even a lightweight like Matt Lauer--a guy better known for dressing up in a Pamela Anderson "Baywatch" costume than for journalism--grills her and tells her that her absurd bullshiat "makes no sense"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you've wanted to see a Stark sisters reunion with Arya as a werewolf, you might want to keep an eye on the next X-Men movie. Bonus: Fanart in article of Maisie Williams as Wolfsbane
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Disney cuts ties to youtube star Anti-JewDiePie after he posts several anti-semitic videos
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough calls out Kellyanne of Green Goebbels pattern of lies, says if she's called out she'll whine she's been victimized
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thinking they really have a chance Calexit supporters hold a forum and signature drive to get the issue on the 2018 state ballot
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The problem is not just that the people who operate airport stores are soulless monsters; the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment and they know you don't have any other choice"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
12 million Americans have hidden a credit card or bank account from their partner. And if they were depositors with Wells Fargo, they even had accounts that were hidden from themselves
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Add drinking milk to the list of things that "alt-right" Nazi asshats are trying to ruin
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(The New Indian Express)
 
 
 
It probably doesn't mean anything but Lockheed Martin and Boeing have pulled all their fighters out of international air shows and sales
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Les bons temps will indeed rouler as this year's Mardi Gras will feature a float taunting the Falcons for their epic choke
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Doctors can now read a comatose patient's mind and they want you to know they're doing pretty much okay, all things considered: "The locked-in patients were able to reliably use the system to tell their loved ones they're generally happy"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pictures of Star Trek: Discovery's "Klingons" are leaked, proving without a shadow of a doubt that CBS/Paramount could fark up a wet dream
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's Saturday. The weather kinda sucks, there's not a lot on TV, and we've pretty much reached our limit on political news. So, for your personal entertainment, here are 15 amazing things you can do with aluminum foil
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Captain's log, stardate 47634.44. My orders are to investigate this website's peculiar fascination with a strange phenomenon known as 'Caturday'
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Walking Dead' trailer for Sunday night's return reveals rising up ain't gonna be easy
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Stupid: Scarface is being remade, again. Cool: With a script by the Coen Brothers and starring Diego Luna
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
When your state thinks even opt-in sex ed is too much, Porn to the rescue
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
World's largest airship had to be put in for repairs, butt it's ready to fly again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean "Lumpy" Hannity is tired of the radical alt-left holding up President Trump's agenda. Did I say radical alt-left? I meant Republican congressmen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets over the fact that people expect them to do stuff and fix things
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farmers lament that the candidate they supported was truthful about some things
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Gay man allegedly attacked in D.C.'s Logan Circle. According to police, four white men between 20-30 years old approached the victim, with one suspect saying "Hey Snowflake, this is what a Trump America looks like, f****t"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After sitting out the Brexit referendum, and demanding his MPs vote for the govermment's Article 50 bill with no amendments, opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn declares "the real fight begins now"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The UTA (United Talent Agency) in Hollywood has canceled its traditional Oscar party and instead will donate $250,000 to American Civil Liberties Union and the International Rescue Committee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese food model maker, longtime supplier to nation's restaurants, now sells its creations abroad as food-inspired fashion accessories like bacon-shaped earrings and necklace resembling beef bowl. "I thought no one would buy such things"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Job openings: Drug dealers with expert knowledge of marijuana and its distribution needed. Send application to German government. This is not a trap"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Stuxnet 2 -Duqu's revenge". Now in a world bank near you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DNA collection, with millions of samples collected in the last several years, reveals both vast diversity and common ancestries. Something something your mom
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The worst announcer in pro wrestling history has an actual valid reason why he sucks, so you cant make fun of poor ole Mike Adamle anymore
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daycare worker: Hey, is it okay if I breastfeed your son? Mom: What the?? HELL NO! Daycare worker: *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck* *nuck*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
5 things you didn't know about Pabst Blue Ribbon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to judges: Even a 'bad high school student' would rule in my favor about my travel ban
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds announce massive tour in Europe and North America
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Yes, you've had too much to drink when you offer to trade vodka for Girl Scout cookies
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(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
New robot helps you sleep by breathing near you. And this is why Fark has the "creepy" tag
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've truly given up as a parent when you enroll your kid in an 'unschooling' program where the curriculum is based on what the child wants to learn. "With unschooling, it really is about what their interests are"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Now you, too, can request money from Sean Spicer
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Democrats have a candidate who would totally destroy Trump in the 2020 elections. Being Democrats, they'll probably run anyone but him
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Complex)
 
 
 
What's the NFL's position on aerial reconnaissance?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: One of these things is not like the others
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
All those cool things Bitcoin can do (besides trading money) is killing Bitcoin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can't defend Trump on the merits, so let's imagine Obama first did these things
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So after two grueling weeks on the job, Trump felt he needed a vacation. But did he go golfing? Staffers refuse to say. So...is this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Breast-feeding may have been involved, but it was probably the Cubs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, Donald Trump did 7 controversial things in his second week as president
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In case you needed another reason to despise GameStop
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teens these days aren't known for doing intellectual things. Case in point: snorting condoms through your nose and out your mouth
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You can now buy a restaurant-grade blast chiller that'll take your beer from British to American in two minutes
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember Elon Musk telling us how he is going to change things in the Trump administration from the inside? Yeah, about that
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode unveil their new single. Don't call it a comeback; they never left
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay I get that things are crazy in America right now, but what if we let schizophrenics buy guns again?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
List of things former Seahawks kicker Josh Brown hasn't hit: his wife, Super Bowl field goals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frederick Douglass may have been a civil rights pioneer but his descendants are clearly our nation's greatest practitioners of the passive-aggressive sick burn
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
One never puts DOLLY PARTON and SAG in the same sentence
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it," Trump said. "Just don't worry about it." Checkmate, libs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New dating app helps people find love based on the things they both hate. Oh, you hate online dating too?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's revisit the cautionary tale of The Leaning Tower of San Francisco and see how things are unfolding
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson tries sell a glut of 2016 motorcycles before rolling out the new, improved 2017 bikes. Although who is going to want to buy a 2016 Harley when the company is saying how much better it would be to own a 2017 model?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN interviewed Steve Bannon's former writing partner, and things were going well until she was asked a question and started to answer, froze, and then fled, never to return
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are free things to do in every state you cheap bum
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, why not give your lover a bouquet of beef jerky formed to look like flowers?
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Attention nerds: Farker Phil Plait is moving his Bad Astronomy blog from Slate to SyFy Wire. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
I'm gonna live forever. Just got to learn how to fly 🎶
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie looks to hire a new Black Canary but since that position is deadlier than Star City's Mayor will there be any applicants? (CW 8EST)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Take a look around your kitchen. Here are 10 things to toss out. You'll never miss them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Third Lady and Third Son may stay in Manhattan permanently because Donald says he can "get more work done" when she isn't scowling at him all the time. Plus Jared is leaving town soon, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medals for 2020 Olympic games will be created in part by the people of Japan. Will also have WiFi, Bluetooth, and 5G capabilities
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Did your favorite team land the big recruits this year? Any big commitments surprise you? Did you win a bet on which star player goes where? This and other things as it is college football's National Signing Day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: Let's not forget that Jesus was a refugee escaping persecution from King Herod. Fox News: Republican Jesus was only traveling because he was being forced to pay taxes...Al, do you even Bible, bro? lololol
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
When the lawyer who defended Nixon and was jailed for Watergate thinks you're a bad dude, it's probably best to have a think about your conduct
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Long War 2 mod for XCOM 2 came out this month, and here's a few mods to spice things up and make killing aliens easier/harder for you. Subby notes True Concealment, Tactical Suppressors and Katana Pack Reloaded didn't get mentioned
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU didn't ask for the divorce from the UK; it really wants to work things out and believes it can keep the union strong and even give some concessions. But if not, as the aggrieved party, the EU will ask for a £500 billion divorce settlement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That time during Sally Yates' confirmation hearing when Jeff Sessions implied the AG should refuse to follow unlawful orders
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Stranger Things child actor Gaten Matarazzo claims Winona Ryder made those faces "because she couldn't hear what David was saying"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going in Detroit these days
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study suggests the universe is a hologram... which could explain a few things
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Things not to donate to a food bank or charity: mouldy dates; soiled underwear; 20-year-old syrup; beer keg; five samurai swords "and even a knuckleduster"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a look into the super-secure Royal Mint coinage plant in Wales where the UK's new ass pound coin is being manufactured, along with existing ass pence, ass shillings and ass farthings
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
So, with that disconnect between how conservatives and liberals see things in mind, I thought it would be a good idea to answer questions liberals have for conservatives
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Banshee Kellyanne Conway demands media outlets fire anchors and reporters who criticize Trump
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas has an 80% trade surplus with Mexico, but worries President they voted for might wreck things
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Creators of the maddeningly addictive Flappy Bird game are back with a new game pitting ninjas against bouncing cats because... look, it's ninjas versus bouncing cats, we don't need any more reason than that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon personally overruled DHS decision not to include green card holders in travel ban, overruling lawyers and other people who understand things like The Constitution and laws and human rights
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apparently those crazy inventors over at Apple are really into vaping
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit UK economic growth has been among the strongest in the developed world, largely because UK consumers started buying things like mad to prepare for the worst
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are flops, then there are LeBron types of flops, and then there's this flop master piece
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey, why does my wine taste like cilantro, and, in a completely unrelated question, have you noticed all the stink bugs on those grape vines?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "A balanced budget is no longer important to me." Hey, remember those guys who only cared about the budget? You know, the ones who spent 8 years protesting Obama? What were their names? T-something. Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
And for today's edition of stupid people say stupid things: Wendy Williams goes off on Paris Jackson for considering herself 'Black. Period.'
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leading Conservative candidate for President of France embroiled in an ethical scandal over whether he kept his wife on his payroll as a "ghost employee" when he was a lawmaker. Americans sigh wistfully, and remember when WE cared about such things
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In today's lesson that bad things do not have uniformly bad consequences: Trump's election may have killed slacktivism for good
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Flash movie is getting a page one rewrite. Damnit Barry
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Trump, Chelsea Manning, and WikiLeaks are currently treating us to the weirdest public orgy in American history
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
To the nations of the world -- we are more than happy to welcome your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. But if it's all the same -- you can just keep the deadbeats and reprobates -- and the people who want to blow us up
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's no longer just a theory - my boobs are fake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An alleged mid-level White House staffer tweeted some of the things he's heard going on in the West Wing this week. The account has since been deleted
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Irvine Welsh says Trainspotting 1 and 2 are "as big as the Godfather trilogy"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Happy 20th wedding anniversary, honey. Here's a kidney"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The women's march everyone is talking about? oh yeah, that was totally witchcraft - at least that's what the religious right is saying anyways
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study tells new parents in market for smart baby monitors that if your baby is healthy, you don't need an app for that. A nap, probably, but not an app
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven things Trump is doing behind the scenes while everyone freaks out over his Twitter shiat-posts. Come for the rescinding of laws designed to make plane crashes less frequent, stay for the EPA saying the 6000-SUX is America's best car
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If Dabo Swinney thinks passing on Deshaun Watson is like passing on Michael Jordan...then who would be like Sam Bowie?
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Well, I guess if I was gonna THROW them at vegans, I'd pay £8 a dozen. Maybe
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you left your pet Tarantula at a hotel in Puyallup on Jan. 17 Metro Animal Services would like to have a word with you
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Tue January 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New details for season two of Stranger Things have been revealed
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Paris Jackson, who has grown into the spitting image of her father, reveals that since his death she's tried to commit suicide "multiple times" and that she absolutely believes her father was "murdered" by his managers
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When doing the old "good cop bad cop" routine, you're supposed to have 2 cops
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger considering retirement after postseason slaying by Patriots
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Networks debate whether or not they should continue interviewing emaciated ghoul and bullshiat fountain Kellyanne Conway
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"The presidency cannot be based on petty lies." And yet, here we are
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you WANT Planet of the Apes? 'Cause this is how you get Planet of the Apes
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Today is the 40th anniversary of National Handwriting Day. I made a personal note of this in my day planner, but unfortunately I can't read what it says
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Newest Tesla models get 335 miles per charge
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten things you didn't know about the clitoris (nine if you're a guy and actually know where it is)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lists of things that can give you cancer now includes crispy roast potatoes and browned toast
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Now that you've mastered the 15 things you should know how to cook by the time you're 30 years old, here are the 7 common cooking mistakes to avoid
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to quit smoking when the billboards start coughing at you
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things booed at Trump's inauguration: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer talking about unity, the word "immigrant" and a letter from a Civil War soldier that was read
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What really happens on a sex cruise?
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How is your skill in the kitchen? Here are the 15 things you should know how to cook by the time you're 30 years old
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The President has a large penis. While there is no way to measure everyone's penis size, the President has the biggest penis in history"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We're all reassured that, despite all the "American Carnage", help is here. Apparently we don't have to do a single thing, because Trump has told us that He ALONE can fix these terrible conditions (insecurity) that we all(white people) suffer from
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
One does not simply probe black holes in a stolen UFO
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man takes his cat sledding down a snowy hill. Your cat snuggles deeper under the covers, says wake him in time for Caturday
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Trump already setting records as President, with two ethics violation complaints filed against him within his first six hours
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Wizards secure a victory using the old "use an assistant coach as the sixth man on the floor" trick
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Joe Butthurty: Since the election, I have intentionally avoided discussing it with my friends as it is inevitable that some of you have made it clear through your vote that you no longer wish to be my friends
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ravens owner says NFL games need to have fewer commercials. League immediately places him in concussion protocol
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Perry and Al Franken share an uncomfortable moment
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest proposals for public art include a recreation of a protective deity destroyed by Islamic State, a sculpture of a scoop of ice cream topped with a drone and just a whole bunch of things described by words that just don't belong together (pics)
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Hotel rendezvous starts with a stun gun to the nuts. Then things get weird
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Trump sends Woody Johnson to the UK. Aren't those things usually made of plastic?
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Continuing the fine tradition set by Batman vs. Superman and Suicide Squad, the Wonder Woman movie is "....discombobulated, it doesn't have narrative flow. It's just very disjointed"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Only your racist aunt is worse at mentally spotting fake news than Donald Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"After the election, we asked his biographers: Will the unabashedly self-promoting and self-obsessed businessman transform himself into a selfless and dignified president of the nation he was elected to lead? Their collective wisdom? In a word: NO"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Journalist, without commentary, asks Trump supporters at inauguration why they support him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is losing it against the waxing tide of rebellion, now resorts to statements like "Your point is stupid" to try and win arguments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend can be rather insensitive, telling the truth when a lie would do and not seeming to have any ability to be disingenuous; he doesn't care about others. Should I tell him I think he's on the autism spectrum?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack Ma: America made billions from globalization but they did nothing useful with the money
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Before Nikki Haley's possible successor is sworn in, he has to take care of a few things; such as refunding excess campaign contributions and paying off his state ethics fines
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know who else built a leadership regime on lies and deceit? No, not Hitler; Stalin. And things worked out pretty well for him--and then it backfired
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Add "equal rights" to the list of things perpetual narcoleptic Ben Carson doesn't understand
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
There's a lot of good Trump and Pence could do their first day, or, let's be generous, their first week. How about this?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two things catch Charles Barkley's eye during NBA broadcast, and he immediately asks for a replay
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I don't like Tweeting all the time. I have no choice though because I get bad press," says living orange echo chamber Donald Trump, who has yet to figure out that if he stopped Tweeting the bad press would decrease
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a protest against the patriarchy at unveiling, topless woman grabs Trump statue by the crotch. Trump tweets, topless women are welcome to do other things to my crotch if it'll make them feel better. I've always said that
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The mystery behind the keyboard-playing on "Oh You Pretty Things" has been revealed; Rick Wakeman confirms he did it as Bowie kept botching it and asked for an assist
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
That Maserati doing 185, slid into a pond and no more will it drive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum defended and doubled-down on Trump's attacks against John Lewis. David Gergen countered and called the whole thing irresponsible. And then, Kayleigh McEnany entered the fray
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Lakers & Clippers fans reach consensus; they hate the L.A. Chargers
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven wonders of Instagram have now been calculated according to hashtags, and the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and the Golden Gate Bridge are the most photographed things in the world
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Irvine Welsh teases Trainspotting 3: Back in Training
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Richard Sherman has a "significant" but unspecified excuse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New reality show has strangers getting naked and into bed together; otherwise known as 'Things You Did When You Left the Bar'
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
During his final days in office, Obama considers Manning up
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mapping out TrumpWorld: the Crappiest Place on Earth
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Feds bust two huge robocall operations and issue a $4.375 million fine. 80 percent of their calls were to people on the do not call registry
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Sun January 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bye, bye, Birdie
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This nine year old can kick your ass. Nine years old, dude
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Know-nothings appeal to President Trump to stop technology from improving their horrible lives
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Fri January 13, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Some Zippy Zebra)
 
 
 
Ever find a blast from your past? One of those things you remember from days of yore, that pops up in an unexpected place? Eat your heart out, Kool-Aid Man
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Apple planning to produce original shows and movies. They'll be suspiciously similar to other studios' content, but fans will swear Apple produced them first
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's has just found a way to get whiskey into your coffee without getting you fired from your job
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The thirteen worst things that have happened on Friday the 13th. CH CH CH AH AH AH
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Guy keeps Photoshopping himself into Kendall Jenner's Instagram pics, sadly seems the most normal person in each photo
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Steelers show that they always do things the right way, suspend Joey Porter after his arrest. Just kidding, he will be on the sidelines coaching Sunday
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"It seems we've reached peak avocado, Robin." "HOLY GUACAMOLE"
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(Downtrend)
 
 
 
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." U2 will shelve new album due to Trump election. America yet another step closer to greatness again
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Richard Carpenter tells major record companies that the lawsuits may have only just begun
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's 1 a.m., do you know where your senators are? They could be taking away your health care while you sleep
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An early contender for the stupidest thing you'll read all year
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to get your boyfriend out of prison? Simple, just pack him into a large suitcase and walk out the door
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All 227 JetBlue planes flying domestically now have free Wi-Fi. "It's 2017 and our customers expect to be connected everywhere, whether that be from the comfort of their sofa or 35,000 feet above it"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports radio legend Mike Francesa brings George Karl onto show, reminisces about how Michael Jordan ruined Karl's team in Game 6 of that Finals by pushing off on Bryon Russell and draining that jumper
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Vikings "likely" to pick up Teddy Bridgewater's contract option; the team will mull it over and avoid making a snap decision
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
List of 11 things to stop wasting your money on in 2017 does NOT include TotalFark subscription
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cubs choose to come to Obama's White House instead of having Trump shower them with praise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you write about things close to home or far away? Do you ever write about places you've never been? Wherever you are, you are here. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Are you the "bad emailer" in the office? Here's how to tell
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello, I am Julian Assange, anti-secrecy advocate. Ask Me Anything, but don't expect an answer. I need to keep my secrets, after all"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The greatest president of the millennium gives his farewell speech in Chicago. He turned the country around after 8 years of recession and war. It's your Official President Barack Obama Farewell Address Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on all networks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Outgoing Labor secretary says Democratic leaders need to get back to basics, rediscover their commitment to the little guy unless a seven-figure job offer from Citigroup comes along first
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
A touching story of fading youth and mortality, from Pixar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do they put in these things anyway? Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, Yellow Dye No. 5, and salmonella. Just everything a growing boy needs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Project Veritas caught doing things Project Veritas does
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Next up on the things that can be hacked wheel: pacemakers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's barely the second week of January, but we already have our sports highlight of the year
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "J.J. Abrams is done with reboots"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A sinkhole opens up in somebody's living room. Just another weekend in Florida
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, yes, this is exactly how things started against the German Jews in 1934
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yahoo. New hotness: Altaba
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Mon January 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The thought of President Trump and his wall weighing on you? Take your mind off of things with clips from a 1958 episode of the Western "Trackdown"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stranger Things skit at the Golden Globes brings Barb back
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass red panda cubs playing in the snow for the first time...who the fark am I kidding, these things are SO DAMNED CUTE
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
At this point, the list of groups *not* planning to interrupt the inauguration is much easier to identify than the listing of those groups that are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the things Trump could ruin on Day One
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Bethesda's vice president says cancelling Doom 4 was "the right decision"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"One thing middle America could do is realize that no educated person wants to live in a shiathole with stupid people." Yeah, that's gonna go over well
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama thinks Obamacare will last longer than Trump presidency
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to save some money in January? Here are 10 expensive things that are cheaper this time of year
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(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Five internet of things devices that really shouldn't exist: 1. Rectal thermometers
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Are you bored? Here are more than 100 things you can do right now. Strangely absent is surf around on this website
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(Yo Dawg)
 
 
 
TV report about the girl that ordered a giant dollhouse on Amazon Echo triggers viewers' Amazon Echos to order giant dollhouses
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"2017 you are off to an AMAZING START OMG So excited ..." tweets first male model hired by Maybelline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "Internet of Things" needs some privacy right clarifications
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Have an idea how to make your internet devices more secure? The FTC will give you $25,000
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Team USA overcomes two 2-goal deficits against Canada to win gold at the World Hockey Juniors
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta apologizes for relocating crying baby from first class to coach. Next time try the overhead bin
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mom sheds 100 pounds to get back at cheating husband, discovers looking hot is the best revenge
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
SNES-themed sneakers, perfect for walking around Donkey Kong Country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Things have taken a turn for the strange when the nation's hopes for keeping Obama care rest on the shoulders of Senators Susan Collins (Fark-ME), Rand Paul(Jelly-KY), and Bill Cassiday (Oohla-LA)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just how long humans would last in a zombie apocalypse? Not long at all
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
America's favorite spineless weasel thinks his one game suspension for Grayson Allen was appropriate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm appalled and embarrassed," Ana Navarro says of Donald Trump's decision to ally himself with Julian Assange and completely ignore the CIA and things like evidence and proof
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Need a refund on a 17-year-old shirt? Come to The GAP
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett calls Lions running back Zach Zenner the best white running back in the NFL. Zach appreciates the comment, and this white Lion will continue to be a little fighter
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here's a picture of Rafael Nadal holding a koala, your day is now better
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(The Navy)
 
 
 
Are you a 3D printer hobbyist? Have you ever thought that you'd love to 3D print grenades and other explodey things? Want to get paid to figure out how to do that?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Self-made" millionaire tells Millennials they should buy homes. Doesn't bother explaining how millennials are supposed to afford to do so or how getting rich when daddy's firm is bought by Morgan Stanley makes one a self-made millionaire
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen questions Donald Trump's competency
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie begins practicing for her Tonya Harding role. Two of these things are not like the others
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Indian governmental responses on recent wave of molestation ranges from "boys will be boys" to "these things do happen"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson gives birth to child at 50. That's a long gestation
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain holds back in a interview about 'Eastern liberals' and Bill Maher
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Need a fast gaming laptop? Fine, how does $9,000 sound? - Acer
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(Some guy from the 90's)
 
 
 
Trent Reznor just comes out and says it: yeah, we're basically done and going to start retreading our mid-90's stuff. This link is not sponsored by Hot Topic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Information Minister Kellyanne Conway defends Trump's idiotic comments on hacking
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
♫ Peyton rumored to the Colts ♫
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
The Great Omaha Gumball Theft case may have been solved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's day one plan: "Um, repeal lots of...things...I guess"
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
It's complicated
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Paris' newest subway line: $230M/km. Berlin's, $250M/km. Copenhagen, $260M. NYC: $1.7 billion and counting. This is why we can't have nice things (unless we're close friends with Andrew Cuomo)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the worst idea of the year, and it's only one day in: "Defence and technology group QinetiQ has built 'stealth' wind turbines which barely show up on radar. The giant turbines, each 400 feet high, appear on radar systems as four feet high"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There ain't no party like a Don Lemon party, 'cause a Don Lemon party don't stop...in which we learn why tequila and live television are two great things that do not go well together
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA's popular holiday light display called Candy Cane Lane may go dark next year after being overrun with street vendors hawking junk. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Finally, something to look forward to: We're getting ten new episodes of Will & Grace
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", we learn what happens when you put a chemical butt warmer on your crotch. Also, we learn there are such things as chemical butt warmers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien hunter claims to have spotted a 'hairy spider monkey' and 'slug animal' on Mars, and that's not even the weirdest things there
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yes, 2016 was a pretty crappy year. But let's not forget the 13 awesome things that happened, including advances in clean energy, the eradication of measles in North America, and the international agreement that ended the illegal trade of pangolins
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"Amazon's flying warehouse idea looks like a total disaster"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The potential for dust-sized microcomputers that will use "glints of sunlight and the jostling of motion from bumping into things or riding on our bodies to provide power for computation"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"It's really hard to be a black wrestling fan"
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Watching Donald Trump talk about his favorite Movie "Citizen Kane" is like watching a kid in Jr High give a book report on a book hes never read, but he did read the description on the back of the Direct to DVD box
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While we all mourn the celebrity deaths of 2016, it's important to also note who didn't die: Bob Barker, George H.W. Bush, and Hugh Hefner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump invites a prosperity gospel preacher to his inauguration. if there's a joke in there somewhere, I'm pretty sure it is on 'we the people'
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Leet
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Head of Chicago's police union says officers don't want to be disciplined for "hot mic" moments where they say things that might be hateful or racist. Ya don't say
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
One of the terrible racist things the Electoral College is responsible for: Abolishing slavery
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the best things about planes is catching up on movies. Qantas reveals its most-watched flicks of 2016, and there are a few surprising choices. Apparently there's no accounting for taste
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some things you did not realize were named after people. Now play me a tune on that saxophone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world problems #47: Parents claim their Hatchimals are swearing like sailors in their sleep
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Best time to make a resolution? (hint - It's not New Year's Day)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A New Years' Comet. Not the comet we wanted, but maybe the comet we deserve
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies - what are 5 things you wish your man would do around the house more often?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Context headlines
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The "secret Muslim brotherhood" of the Obama administration
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo headline: "Simone Biles Shuts Down Body-Shamers In One Perfect Tweet". Subby looked at the tweets in question and determined the "trolls" are thirty-somethings with a muscular women fetish, and were hitting on her. Going at it all wrong, dudes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "Russia didn't hack the election, computers are just complicated is all." well, at least he didn't call the internet a series of tubes, so there's that
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today in Seemingly Innocent Things That Can Kill You: a noisy neighborhood
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that Colorado study that showed that legalizing pot didn't lead to teenagers smoking more of it? Seems as if things are a little different in Washington. Like don't Bogart that joint, man
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Zip ties for tire chains? Oh, sure, they look cool, but will they work? Cops: NO
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Time's Square famously drops its ball on New Year's Eve. Other places drop other things, around here we drop an acorn. What weird thing gets dropped in your neck of the woods?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you left a vibrator on a tram in Manchester, transit staff have found it. Proof of ownership may be required (not safe for work)
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Actual adjectives used by Barclays employees to describe Barclays' lending practices: Craptacular, shiat, garbage, and bearing "the distinct aroma of default"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not just high. Uber high
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un warns the party operatives against "whining as if falling into the idea of defeatism." I mean everywhere HE looks things are great. He has plenty to eat, nice cars, a hot wife, what is there to complain about?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump Twitter whines that the mean media won't report on all of the millions he has given to his charity and all of the great things it has done. If only there were a way for Trump to prove the media wrong. Bonus: Trump spelled "received" wrong
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to hijack an ambulance with a patient inside, at least use the sirens while driving through traffic
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Thomas Edison invented the tattoo gun? Which means someone else invented the tattoo gun
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you've been patiently checking your mailbox for the annual Kardashian Christmas card, we have some bad news
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Sun December 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can keep your Snapchat, Wi-Fi and VR, we all know the '70s and '80s were better. Here are 10 things today's spoiled children are missing out on
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eleven things you probably didn't know about Festivus
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
But think of all the good things Giant Meteor 2016 could have brought us, like global unity
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Things will be different at the UN as of January 20th. I will rip up every sternly written letter they send me over my shenanigans and smoke them
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Friday The 13th' game developers give fans an early Xmas present with an extended beta
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen mocks Donald Trump for claiming celebrities want to attend his inauguration, though the subtleties are lost when translated from her native Klingon
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(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
New report says that despite the surge in online shopping, most Americans still prefer going to real stores. Mostly for speed, convenience, ease of shoplifting
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What happened in space this year? Oh just a few little things
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here are 13 things labelled "American" in other countries, where it is apparently shorthand for cheap, loud crap that'll make you fat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why the coming apocalyptic population explosion... isn't any of those things
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