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500 headlines found matching 'things'
Thu May 26, 2016
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Things to do when you are drunk and partially naked: Watch GoT, eat Chef Boyardee directly from the can....things not to do: Greet children as they walk to the school bus
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Comedian Craig Robinson coined the term 'Penis Drought' today
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Thunder maintain their dominance and close it out? Or will the Warriors finally come out to play-ay-ay? Game 5 tonight could be the end of a golden (state) dream, 9pm ET on TNT
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Things just keep getting worse for Fort McMurray fire evacuees
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Leach wants to take you on a tour of the lifestyles of the feared and hated
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could have one video game ability, what would it be? Subby's always wanted his hands to change into a giant hammer when he punched things
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Making love to your new bride can be awkward enough, even without the entire family watching
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson drops knowledge about 'Big Trouble in Little China' remake
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(Estately)
 
 
 
The bizarre questions each US state asks Google: from 'am I a sociopath' in Texas to 'how to open a jar' from North Carolina. Suddenly, so many things make sense
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Tiger Woods is seriously considering retirement. Which should give him plenty of time to hit the early-bird specials at Perkins
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife has been seeing psychiatrists for years, and they prescribed her antidepressants. But she thought they weren't helping, so she stopped taking them and now she's moping about like Eeyore. How do I get her to retake her pills?"
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(Time)
 
 
 
France is hosting the Euro Cup starting in two weeks, so let's see how things are going over the... OH LAWD
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
UCLA football gets $280 mill endorsement deal. UCLA players get free sneakers & job coaching once season ends
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air travel has been an unmitigated nightmare for quite a while now, but the airline industry itself just found new ways to make passengers miserable
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Tony Romo agrees with Jerry Jones that he can play 4-5 more years." That's the joke
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Want to have a picnic in a park in San Francisco? That'll be a $200 deposit plus $260 rental. But hurry since it's already completely booked through July
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Arrow, some men just want to watch the world burn and Ollie needs some unlikely allies to defeat Darhk and his dastardly plan (CW 8ET)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Bison calf changes song from "Hungry Like the Wolf" to "Mama Said Knock You Out"
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
One-fifth of all couples "close to breaking up." Seems low
source: nottinghampost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
A tribute to M-i-l-l-e-n-n-i-a-L. Gotta love 'em. Uhhh, do I get a trophy for submitting this?
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony paid her lawyer with sex, which is kind of how she got in that mess in the first place
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
A look at X-MEN: The Animated Series, the OTHER best comic book cartoon ever that everyone forgets because Batman: The Animated Series exists
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(Android Headlines)
 
 
 
Americans are still not excited about self-driving cars, as they like the feel of the accelerator beneath their feet, the control of the steering wheel in their hands, the thrill of getting lost and being too stubborn to ask for directions
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Peaceful protest takes a left turn in Albuquerque
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins winning the hearts and minds of South Floridians by suing season ticket holders
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Dear economist: I traveled across the country to attend my friend's wedding but didn't bring a wedding gift. Is it OK if I value my attendance as the gift, and economically, does it pencil out vis-à-vis paying for an actual gift? Dear cheapskate: No
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(Vice)
 
 
 
US Army Laser Chief: 'We Absolutely Blew Lots of Things Up'
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Verschlimmbesserung is the German word for "improvement that makes things worse." Or as we say in English, Microsoft
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Someone has recreated Himeji Castle in Japan out of Lego. Difficulty Level Insane: as a Lego pop-up book
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which fruits and vegetables do you get confused for others?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
File this under "things that could be a disaster but aren't": Kesha singing "It Ain't Me, Babe"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to my cookout, you had 2 burgers and 4 beers, that'll be $6
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elijah Wood claims that there is a fellowship of pedophiles in Hollywood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Cloud illusions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Add "Breaking into a zoo and sticking your arm into a bear cage" to the list of things not to do while drunk
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12-year-old accepted to two universities plans on achieving doctorate by 18. Meanwhile, your kid is playing Guitar Hero and throwing things at the dog
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New wristband linked to the wearer's bank account can be programmed to give a shock when the person spends too much money, walks into the Apple Store
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead showrunner Dave Erickson discusses the midseason finale, which sees the cast trying to escape Herschel's farm and whether or not [REDACTED] is dead and why his show is more than idiots doing idiot things [Warning: spoilers]
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Adults throwing temper tantrums could be suffering from a serious disorder, Either that or they're preparing for a televised presidential debate
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Sun May 22, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Being fiscally conservative means that America can't have nice things, like the Internet speeds enjoyed by much of Europe and Asia"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Drake inexplicably has two things at #1 on the Billboard charts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Deepak Chopra isn't handy, enjoy this online New Age BS generator
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Sat May 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. drone strike mansplains a few things to Taliban chief Mullah Mansour
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Cardinals called on infielder Ruben Tejada to pitch the ninth ... with extremely mixed results. You take the good, you take the bad
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In America: "Do not bring this gun to school." In Russia: "Do not bring this gun to school. It's filthy. Strip it down and clean it now or you'll fail"
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Looks like nutrition labels are getting an update. Still won't tell you how fat things will actually make you
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just one in a long line of mistakes made by the news media during campaign season
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The dregs of Twitter are trolling Patton Oswalt over his dead wife because he dared to suggest movie critics should see a movie before they pan it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch how your diet has changed over the past 40 years ... but Gizmodo, I'm only 39
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh crap. 6000ft-ish above sea level really has an effect when drinking. I have a plane to catch. It's cheaper to drink in Utah
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In any city, in any country. Go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Add "election campaigns" to list of things in Australia that will try to kill you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Bill Clinton of rape on radio. It's going to be a long six months
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Netflix has hired 200 linguists to make sure that audiences who speak languages other than English find Chelsea Handler's act annoying for the same reasons as the English speaking audience
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
On today's episode of Things Jezebel REALLY Wants You To Be Outraged About: Blake Lively quotes Sir Mix-A-Lot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It is 4pm and subby just realized he's on his 7th can of soda for the day, am I gonna die?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did RGIII fail so badly with Washington? Hint: part of the answer rhymes with Man Spider
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Holy crap
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato confesses her cocaine addiction left her a nightmare to work with. Since quitting the coke, she's still a nightmare to work with, but now she sleeps better
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Yo Symantec, we heard your antivirus parses suspect executables for things that exploited overflows. So we put an exploit in our executable so we could overflow your parser so you could IRONY_OVERFLOW_EXCEPTION
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texting too much on the wedding night? That's a divorcin'
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(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: After the first game Elliot has a 4-0 playoff record against the Sharks.. You know the ice didn't look that tilted, will it continue to be or can the Sharks win one for all the Lloyd Christmas' out there? Chance begins at 8:00ET
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands Donald Trump the presidency
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lindsay now plans to eat the food with her 10-year-old son before deleting and blocking her date's number from her phone"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
To underscore the value of a better job, a worker who moves from minimum wage to an average salaried job will cut their pay gap with the CEO from 819x to a paltry 335x
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The 1990s were stranger than we all realized at the time, kids. Case in point: Hillary Clinton spoofing Forrest Gump
source: patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Times are so tough for Wall Street, incentive and bonus pay will decline 5-10% this year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary super-PAC unleashes its first salvo of anti-Trump ads portraying him and his attitude as against women ...no mention of Bill Clinton being a consultant for truth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus goes full Lou Pinella on an umpire
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Since people seem to like the simple things in life, Hershey's introduces a chocolate syrup with 5 ingredients. Since what the hell is xanthan gum, anyway?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New robotic exosuit technology will increase your ability to lift things by seven whole percent. Let's break out the champagne folks, no need to work any harder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Render unto seizures the things that are seizures
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a picky eater? Do you want to know why? Well, here comes the science, but you have to push aside the peas to get there
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
An engineer brewed up a new way to turn ground coffee beans into roadbuilding material, which may taste marginally better than Starbucks
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hello again friend
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The least true statement ever written: "There needs to be more weed in Florida"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Even in this high-tech world that we live in, there are still ghost ships floating the world's oceans without a crew. Zoinks
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The existence of massive particles of light could finally explain dark energy
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Eight things you should never buy at the grocery store, from bottled water to batteries
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things will continue to be confusing for Deadpool. Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston... we have some problems
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
U.S. Social Security Administration: "You're dead." Nebraska man: "No, I'm not"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
The first part of the article is pretty standard "things go wrong for BASE jumpers sometimes." The last paragraph is pure "WTF?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell us three interesting things you did when you were a teenager that kids don't seem to do any more today
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Phoney-Trump-gate continues as audio experts weigh in on the controversy. When is Congress going to conduct hearings?
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Libya's Central Bank hires safecrackers to break into own safe. At least that's what we're telling them. (Bonus: It actually is a bank robbery)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Honestly who wouldn't want a slice of NYC pizza named "Ground Zero Deep Dish" after the city's darkest day?
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If Las Vegas can't work things out with Raiders, Chargers are backup plan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drumpf: We shouldn't be talking about things that happened 25 years ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's affairs from 19 years ago instead
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Fox is trying to make Fantastic Four 2 happen
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Senators want airlines to waive baggage fees to ease TSA delays. Which at least gave everyone at the airlines and in Congress a pretty good laugh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For your reading pleasure, here's a list of people, places, and things conspiring against Donald Trump as of last Wednesday
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Girl born with no hands wins handwriting contest. Gives hope to all aspiring one-legged buttkickers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS boots 'Supergirl' to The CW for season 2 after ratings fall
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump-Corgan '16. Don't laugh, it could happen
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cab driver doesn't read the fine print in the contract where he works where it says one must be wearing pants when driving for them and picking up female passengers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The list of things Hillary Clinton's campaign expects voters to ignore or forget grows longer and longer every day
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
If you nerds won the culture war, why are you so angry all the time?
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Nine weeks after surgery, Tony Romo is Zombo com
source: star-telegram.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Come on, people, stop throwing bleach on the Great Barrier Reef
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump narrows his list of potential running mates to 5 or 6 people. Apparently it's hard to find the right mix of a misogynist, a racist, and a homophobe who has the ability to alienate the rest of the entire free world
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why doesn't the media cover all those things they totally covered, more than once?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "Is Nirvana through meditation actually possible?". Subby prefers vinyl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In his first interview since being fired by ESPN Curt Schilling says his salary had been $2.5 million each year, meaning the network had been overpaying him by roughly $2.5 million each year
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Guess what? For the first time since 2003 the NL is finally winning interleague play. For now
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Iron Man is a hero who does what it takes to make things right and ... wait, he's killed how many people? Whatever. To make an omelet you got break some eggs, etc etc
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian claims Kanye West "rapped Lamar Odom back to health." Hmm. Usually listening to Kanye makes you sick
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to this fark thread, we've got books and things, we can read to you what we want, and we're a little insane. We've got an anthology in the works, a book fair for the masses, authors galore. So welcome, welcome to the Fark Writer's thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy doubles down on his "Fark it, I'm suing everybody" approach: "Obama wants to sell my ranch to the Communist Chinese"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Things you might see written on a school bus: "Caution" "Stop When Lights Flash" "Watch For Children" "Stop Hillary"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pilot decides to ignore the rules and allows Fort McMurray evacuees to board his plane with their pets. Bonus picture of stoic hedgehog included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fine Young Cannibal
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"10 Things I Hate About You." Teen movie classic? Or just another cookie-cutter genre flick from the oversaturated 90s?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
While most towns in the United States want to vote on things that will improve their community, this Texas town voted to build a huge $62.8 million football stadium
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"80-year-old lovebirds tie the knot" - well, yeah, when your body parts are that droopy, they are easy to get entangled
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Caller: HELP, HELP, there's a bull on my roof. Response: Bullsh*t. Caller: Yeah that too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri thinks your terrorist organization is too extreme, it might be time to dial things back a bit
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Johnny 5 turns 30
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's backup catcher brought in to pitch in lopsided losing game, promptly strikes out Adam Jones. Orioles and A's teams both break out in laughter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Things Donald Trump doesn't understand": Congress, specifically the Speaker of the House
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
New fashion trend in clothes for kindergartners, padded bras
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports radio host questions if Kevin James is a true Mets fan. Paul Blart calls in to say you can mock his movies, weight, and career, but never question his faith, family or loyalty to the Mets
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CSPAN caller goes on bizarre tirade about the vast lesbian conspiracy that's trying to rule the world, and the host and guest break down into laughter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's a little black spot on the sun today
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
The Saturday Fark Book Club is looking for recommendations on biographies. You know, well-written books about real people who did real things in the real world. What's your favorite, or what are you looking forward to reading next?
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA, but the world is on the brink of being told aliens exist by NASA
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Car dealership sends cease and desist letter to area man forcing him to take down satirical news article that makes fun of their plans to bulldoze a neighborhood. It would be a shame if this backfired on them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Libertarians say their ideas would work if people would just stop farking things up. Communists to respond with "We hear you, brothers"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Add your GPS to the list of things trying to kill you
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Things not to scream on a plane: "I'm going to detonate a bomb because they won't serve me beer"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New report says Donald Trump spent the least amount of money to win votes and delegates. Mostly because his advertising agencies were pretty much CNN, Fox News and MSNBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
Video
 
Meet the bendiest woman in the world. She can do the Marinelli Move, which is one of those things you want after you see it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thor is alive and serving in the Norwegian Navy (pics and pics and more pics)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Wio Link - credit card size hardware for connecting things to a network, so you can send instructions to it over the internet. What have you connected to your Internet of Things? (Sponsored Link)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That birth mark you're obsessed with can just be eliminated with this wonderful laser surgery, unless things go horribly wrong and you now look like a box turtle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only one game on the schedule tonight as the Raptors look to even things up against the Heat in a series with all the excitement of a Thursday bowling league night at the Bangor Lanes (2-for-1 nachos in the snack bar). Tipoff at 8PM ET, ESPN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks got beat so bad, their official Twitter account gave itself the Cryin' Jordan treatment
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the Fort McMurray fire and things are not getting any better. Evacuees are fleeing again as fire spreads. "It's almost like it's following us"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
India denies Apple's request to sell refurbished iPhones there. Apparently smartphones are the only things there that don't qualify for a chance at reincarnation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBC was going to break that whole Guccifer/ Clinton email server story before Fox, but that whole 'bias to get Hillary elected thing' got in the way
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sponsor of bill to allow AZ Governor Doug Ducey to pack state supreme court: "I'll just candidly say if there were a different person appointing, I might feel less comfortable"
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers killing the Atlanta Hawks was so boring that Kent Bazemore of the Hawks fell asleep on the bench during the game
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
We have a lot of wacky weather here on Earth, giving us crazy things like thundersnow and fire-nados. But it turns out we are very lucky, because things get way weirder and wilder on other planets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixteen years ago, Donald Trump said he would be the first celebrity president and even laid out his plan to hijack the media and...just read it. It's eerily prescient and terrifying
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Madonna is terribly offended that you ageist, sexist bastards demanded that she put those leathery old things away. Subby bets you haven't already clicked the link this time
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Next-gen gaming has been a bit pants so far, but sequels for any of these 10 games would really spice things up
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dubya and Bush Sr. when asked if they'll endorse Trump: "Uh... hey, watch this drive"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kanye West still can't get over....well a bunch of things. Including being Kanye West
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Charlie Baker (R-MA) is 99% certain he will vote for Charlie Baker in November
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
I'll take "Stupid People" for $500
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the election campaign for the Scottish Parliament wrapping up, here's a collection of the stupidest things party leaders were talked into doing for the sake of a photo op over the past six weeks (pics, duh)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dragonball Evolution screenwriter apologizes to fans for the OVER 9000 things wrong with it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Harris Roreberg has entered the Impact Zone"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Palin-Americans attack Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for his education on climate change, come up with their own brand of "scientific explanations" including "Global warming? Ha, give me a break. Look at the north and south poles. Seems pretty cold to me"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
IBM puts its quantum computer online so anyone can try programming it
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mother Nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Toxic Blob' in Lake Erie Cleveland braces for yet another in mid-August
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie has changed Hillary. Now, the tough part will be getting her to abandon her right-wing roots and actually start believing the things she's being forced to say
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you think the tone of American politics will improve at some point, or is this the new normal? If you believe things can change, what do you think has to occur to get there? Or are we headed toward another civil war?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can add massive flying raptors to the list of Australian things that will try to snatch up and kill the ones you love
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Roboman Hakaider is what happens when a Power Ranger takes too much acid and goes on one of those Vegas style binges, except this binge is in a dystopian society ruled by robot things. Don't ever change, Japan. Don't ever change
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things NOT to say in a prison shower: "I say there there, fellow with the teardrop tattoos - don't you know who I am?"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
How ugly is it getting on the campaign trail? A little boy shouted 'You suck' at Ted Cruz in the middle of a stump speech. "One of the things that hopefully someone has told you is that children should actually speak with respect"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Motorcycles join guns as things impossible to get licenses for in DC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Machado and J.J. Hardy find an inventive new way to get an out at first. Now THAT'S how to spice things up a bit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There is taking exception to a goal celebration and then there is 33 (ish) people taking exception
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr: Sure, I'll fight again. Have you got nine-figures?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which featured pirates, flashbacks, stupid decisions, and a guy floating thanks to a balloon. It's like the worst remake of Gilligan's Island ever conceived. This show just hates its audience
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Gen X throws their beanies in the nostalgia ring, names PBS' 3-2-1 Contact best thing on TV in the 1980s. "The show taught me that trying to understand how things work is unequivocally thrilling"
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Sun May 01, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
College professor explains why people like Donald Trump. And it's a perfectly reasonable answer
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
One of the (so far) unheralded advances promised by the development of driverless cars: more sexy time behind the wheel. Don't believe me? Here's an "expert" to sexplain it for you
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The key to losing 250 lbs: "I just didn't eat anything I liked to eat"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Super self-aware Johnny Manziel defiantly tweets "You guys act like what I'm doing is something new" as he's "been the same person" and "doing the same things since it all started"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Born stupid
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google patents electronic device that would be injected into your freaking eyeball. Yeah, sure... people will be lined up around the block for that
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz apparently didn't bother to read the rules about who gets to choose the VP candidate in a contested GOP convention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana county looking to dispose Cold War-era commode kits, since they have no reason to go on keeping those things
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kittens doing things for the first time is way cuter than you can handle this morning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the always hilarious Larry Wilmore, who discusses the danger of Trump, the excitement of Obama, and hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Melania Trump, the possible next First Lady. "She's smart for the things she's interested in, like jewelry. She's not stupid, she's not a bimbo, but she's not especially clever"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, you got your Tinder in my Facebook. No, you got your Facebook in my Tinder. Ewwwwww
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New DNA test measures couple compatibility. Although the relationship may be doomed if the man's DNA is taken off another woman's blue dress
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's why you should never tip your Uber driver, not that it ever occurred to you that you should
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Panda/hedgehog with a bomb shot leaving Fox
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Simply: Baby boomers should shut the hell up about millennials
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Since we're running out of clickbait story ideas, how about we do a Voltron of fearmongering article?" "RUN IT"
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(Oh Gizmo)
 
 
 
To decide if you need smartphone insurance, you need to ask yourself one question: Do I have children?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your new favorite sport combines full-contact martial arts with electronic Kevlar armor. And weapons
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rutger Hauer talks about editing and revising film dialogue down to the bare essentials. "That night I didn't sleep, so I got up and I wrote. The only line I came up with was, 'All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'"
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Things are so desperate at Apple they're beginning to copy Foxconn
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
With so many freshman setting themselves up for failure in the NBA Draft, Cal's Ivan Rabb is trying to become the No. 1 pick
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(Vox)
 
 
 
To persuade the rich to accept more taxes, just remind them how lucky they are
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Poison Ivy and Deadpool and Domino cosplay ... oh my
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(KABC)
 
 
 
Report says 2016 graduates not ready for college. But don't worry, they can't read it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The media industry is a hulking, stupid, slow moving beast that has little awareness about its threats and surrounding environs
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
PewDiePie releases video pointing out how terrible PewDiePie used to be
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese citizens: We don't want the Osprey flying over our heads. Japanese citizens post-earthquake: How many of those things do you have?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Outfielder chokes on Semien ball, spits out apology
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The internet is hunting down this jackass who stomped a street vendor's buns and ruined her stall
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Sun: I made you a super-earth...but I eated it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One of the candidates is already taking the next step of looking into who their VP will be. No, not that candidate. Or the other one. Nope, not that one either. Guess again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Times to liberally cut hundreds of jobs
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Scienticians: We've studied our position on "the benefits of Mindfulness" and have changed our minds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fearless British comedy pioneer Victoria Wood dead at 62 of cancer. Good night, funnywoman
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In scrapped interview with Rolling Stone Prince talked about his addiction. Addiction to recording music
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Tom DeLay: But think of all the good things Dennis Hastert did when he wasn't molesting children
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There will be no Trump Etch-A-Sketch
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Rambo + The Walking Dead + The Hills Have Eyes = Hell Yes, Baby
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
EVE Online developer's newest project is a First-Person Spreadsheet set in the EVE universe
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert apologizes to Australia
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(Vice)
 
Video
 
"What is this goal? You could define it as a Lambretta-backheel combo, but it's equally a mix of FIFA Street and something out of Tekken. We don't even know what to call it"
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, To thwart the Pilgrim, Rip has the rest of the team kidnap their younger selves. This will all end in tears (CW 8ET)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drone believed to have hit British Airways flight may have actually been a plastic bag
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Four ways to nap at your desk. Things to get before you begin: your naperatti, permission, a good carpenter
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Just don't say Beetlejuice three times at this Tim Burton-themed bar opening up in NYC's East Village ...because it'll be SHOWTIME
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently, all it takes to be a "moderate" Republican governor these days is vetoing a bill that would make the Bible your official state book
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
50 ways to diss your old singing partner
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Things to do with your leftover wine (said no Farker ever)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 572: "Artsy-Fartsy 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 20, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Newly released documents show the things that Bin Laden was afraid of. Surprisingly, a midnight helicopter raid by Seal Team 6 was not among them
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Flyers lock up the 15th overall pick in the draft? Can Jagr still score on the ice? Can the Wild or Kings win at home a second time? Oh hell yea it's Playoff Hockey. 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 and 10:30ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christ, what a Curt Schilling
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Target doesn't care if you can aim at a urinal or not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's your annual 4/20 thread. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Don't be evil. But if you are evil, at least be honest about it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
"How do we prevent a robot takeover in fintech?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Noah Syndergaard throws so hard, he branded the chest of his own catcher. Maybe we should be taking this Thor thing more literally
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he'll win the first ballot in Cleveland. Then again, he says a lot of things
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says Hillary is lying about her hot sauce
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The things that make cats, rats, and seals adorable are their whiskers. And now those whiskers are inspiring a new navigational technology
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
A year after being dumped by GM, Fiat Chrysler once again hates being single, longs to be in the arms of another car manufacturer
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton warns that Bernie Brahs will 'shoot every third person on Wall Street' instead of dealing with the situation discreetly, like Vince Foster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the love of God, someone please tell Steve Case that AOL is not cool again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 2 of SyFy's 12 Monkeys will forgo the plague storyline for "something more dangerous" that has nothing to do with the entire reason the show exists
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If this recap of Fear the Walking Dead doesn't prove to you the show is just idiots doing idiot things, then there is probably no hope for you
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth doesn't know what to say in response to his 4-year old daughter wishing she had a penis, plans to reach out to Michael Cera to see how his parents broke the news to him
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Every Dazed and Confused character ranked by coolness. Discuss
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things: Drone hits passenger airliner landing at Heathrow
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Euler's equation uses only five symbols, but it also encapsulates beautifully deep ideas, and brevity is an important part of beauty. It is the mathematical equivalent of Hamlet"
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Parents asked to be quiet at Norman soccer matches". 'Try to be like the Saxons, dear. They're more civilized'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
There is now a book that chronicles the two year long 'Great War' that took place in Eve Online circa 2007
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Sat April 16, 2016
(DW)
 
 
 
"Ministeroni" conducts first legal wedding in New Zealand for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten classic rock songs radio stations need to stop playing NOW. Man. People get outraged over the silliest things
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists finally find where the crabs will be launching their takeover of the world, hiding where no one thought they could. Soon no amount of butter and lemon will help you. SOON
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michael Bublé eats corn on the cob tip-first, like a goddamn banana. Or corn dog. Or popsicle. Or other longer-than-they-are-wide things
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The brief and bizarre history of the first person shooter bot
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ready to "shoot your load of 'secret sauce' over the cracker"? Look no further than these Japanese ads for "lickable mushrooms" and "sopping wet senbei"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the sea seemingly in retreat, Best Korea attempts to launch assault on its other arch nemesis, the sky. As you might imagine, things did not go according to plan
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
You can play Flappy Bird on e-cigarettes now
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cue Yakety Sax
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Verizon will let you watch a couple more YouTube videos if you pay for things with your phone
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
What what in the butt? Zika, zika in the butt
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What's going on here? All of sudden Hillary is telling the truth ...truly this is bizarro world
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Panda Express out of Boston
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenland is getting sloshed early this year
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Rosenhaus never has fired a player in 27 years as an NFL agent. Manziel has five days to seek treatment, or he will be the first
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Let's make the All Star Game home run derby jerseys look just like those fugleist uniforms ever, the 1970s brown and yellow Padres ones," said no sane person, ever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In which we are sure these aren't the dirtiest things found there, beach trash in New Jersey that has been found include a rubber brain, birth control pills, and a keg
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Google patents new feature for autonomous cars: The ability to detect a "turn signal," whatever the heck that is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman witnesses motorcyclists punching a man on the ground in the middle of the road, so she stops and pulls out her gun. Then things get weird
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Things you didn't know about termites, including their true feelings towards you (last pic)
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
"My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the way"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Gee, you look like a really accomplished convention delegate, and we want you to be a part of what we get going forward once we're elected' "
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"Fun weekend mom" means different things to different people
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" pairs well with The Wizard of Oz, but it is even better with The Force Awakens
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
There's an island that has no pollinating birds or bees. And it's technically Australian, so whatever killed them off is probably coming after us next
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently, UNC can't figure out two things: how to stop a last second 3-point shot to win the national championship, and how to enforce the state's new "bathroom bill"
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Psssst... THERE'S A SECRET MEETING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TODAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five things you may not have known about Manos: The Hands of Fate, one of the worst movies ever made and a longtime staple of MST3K
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
13 things you wish you had done with your money before you turned 30
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Okay, it's great and all that astronomers are searching for a new planet in our own solar system, but can they please stop calling it "Planet Nine"? We already have a ninth planet, Pluto. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You say rubbish, I say rubbish-free lifestyle
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Sat April 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boy gets the surprise of his life after no one showed up to his birthday party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
1,200 participants successfully break world record in a game of 'human mattress dominoes.' Yes, there is a video
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Use the forms, Luke
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Oh hi, thanks for using our sperm bank to conceive your child. Turns out that donor wasn't the PhD candidate we advertised, he was a career criminal with schizophrenia. We good? Kthxbye"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
McDonald's new restaurant design, "You don't have to go home to eat your Chicken Mcnuggets, but you can't eat them here"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What exactly is the public etiquette of wearing VR headsets in public? And, how do bystanders deal with these entitled boneheads?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again, the NFL will take lessons from a superior game organized under a better league
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A list of the more than 120 things Donald Trump proclaimed as 'great' during the month of March. Come for the Pfizer, stay for the Todd Palin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't yet recognize "Polyamorous" as a relationship status, which means we're all being oppressed or something
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bride flips the bird at her in-laws during wedding reception, things escalate quickly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Molten salt is one of the worst things you can drop into a glass vessel full of cold water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things not to post on Facebook after you kill your girlfriend in a car wreck: "Shiat happens"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The most 2010's thing ever just happened. Woman gets into a Twitter fight with another woman, take an Uber to her house to get into a real fight with her, livetweets that she got her ass kicked, and then took another Uber home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Robert Reich and Barney Frank escalate things quickly" This is totally the start to my Democratic slash fic
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
After more than 60 years, the country's oldest surviving McDonald's will get a 21st century facelift - a drive-thru. Still no upgrade planned to the quality of food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two things: Canada thinks the rest of the world is going to pay a lot of money for raw tree sap marketed as water, and the world ain't getting any smarter
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner says pitcher Jenrry Mejia will be given "fair reinstatement consideration." Apparently the league doesn't want to rush to judgment on a player who has only failed his drug tests three times
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That moment when you don't know if you endorsed Ted Cruz or not
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tries to determine what Donald Trump meant when he announced plans to "eliminate the Department of the Environmental." Seems like he may need to learn from the Department of the Educational
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(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
Most depressing website you'll see today shows you what other people accomplished by the time they were your age
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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(Financial Post)
 
Weeners
 
Police are called to Daimler's shareholder meeting for the wurst possible reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With four home runs already, this Colorado Rocky is the early Story of this MLB season
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors are coming dangerously close to not winning 73 games. In fact, they are close to losing the Western conference lead to the Spurs
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(Today)
 
 
 
Actress Kerry Washington shocked to discover that a magazine for the advertising industry photoshopped her image to the point she didn't recognize herself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You have to understand that it's the media's fault for asking gotcha questions like "How are you going to do these things?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Good Morning, I just wanted to inform the governor that things seem to be drying up today. No babies seem to be up in there. Okay?"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Red-haired Scottish fold cat makes friends with small frog, loses him, can't seem to find him anywhere
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
BLM activists launch "Fark your Flag" tour, where they go around to Trump and Clinton rallies, throw American flags on the ground, and stomp them. Yeah. That's gonna fix things
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants hit three of the more unlikely back-to-back-to-back home runs you'll ever see on Opening Day. Good things come in clusters of three
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you eat Chinese, Mexican or Italian food? You're a worse racist than a Klansman in blackface waving a Confederate flag
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(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to help people get past their phobias by removing the bad memories that trigger them, which is good news for phobia sufferers, PTSD victims, Coldplay album sales
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This week on College Kids Say the Darndest Things
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Young: Yes, I believe in chemtrails, am an anti-vaxxer, and support a presidential candidate that wants to make Sasquatch a protected species and reveal the government's time travel program, but I am not crazy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Add "Fox News" to the list of things Trump will take down, along with the GOP, if he were to be denied the nomination
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Surveillance is the default and there's a Bluetooth in your bum
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Carson gives his best endorsement yet for his good 'friend' Trump: "Are there better people? Probably"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Armed anti-mosque protest group decides they've got better things to do when faced with armed counter-protestors
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women's basketball title and all the questions facing coach Geno Auriemma seem to amount to: Why doesn't anyone care?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In a continuing series of things you can crush with a hydraulic press ... a bowling ball and pin. (with surprise bonus crush at 2:45) (also, some slightly Not safe for work audio commentary)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vulcan has been found
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
First set photos from Archie Andrews's new live-action TV show look more like Twin Peaks than Riverdale
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
How can you make destroying a washing machine with a brick more amusing? Googly eyes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sue, Sue Magina. Is the governor available? I'd like to discuss my menstrual cycle
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(The News Wheel)
 
 
 
This year's ThinkGeek April Fools' Day gag that people would totally buy? Magic: The Gathering Travel Edition, with super-tiny cards and special goggles to read them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things you should know about what Donald Trump's foreign policy would look like. It's got things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, C-beams glittering in the dark, tears in rain, the works. Time to win again
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Phall, the hottest curry of them all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nintendo sends target of GamerGaters to another castle
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thermite Launcher inventor invents Thermite Launcher; launches thermite with it. At things
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Thu March 31, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
While Amazon is still working out delivering small items with drones, Atlas has perfected delivering full sized inflatable slides right to your front yard using a Boeing 767
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Next up on Trump's "problem" list of things he wants to get rid of: The Geneva Conventions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy who isn't getting any decides to cockblock his entire neighborhood
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New research finds that the "five second rule" for food that falls off the plate is a myth. Mostly because today's food has enough fat, salt and sugar to be deadly no matter how much time it spends on the floor
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(Washington Post)