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186 headlines found matching 'things'
Wed July 01, 2015
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to read nine things you probably didn't know about Nike? Come on, just do it
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee says being offended is a full-time job for some. Well, here are 81 things that have offended HIS delicate sensibilities
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(86)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
For sale: Former prison with a mountain view, sleeps hundreds of people, has showers where bad things happened
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serve up some poutine, crack open a cold Kokanee, dust off your extra "U"s, and apologize to a stranger. It's your annual celebration of all things Canuck. Happy 148th, Canada. (Sorry)
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The one thing that people never understand about their cats. Well, two things if you count that whole 'licking my own butthole' thing
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(144)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Someone made a synth album inspired by Street Fighter and it's so good I hadouken'd my computer in joy so now to my manager is talking to me because I shouldn't break things in the office. But yeah, this album is pretty good (sent from my iPhone)
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(18)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
The twenty-two dumbest things Under the Dome has ever done (so far)
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(81)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rand Paul continues his minority outreach by learning a few things about the Negro
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(73)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As you get older, you learn that there are some things you should not eat. A 30 pound porcupine is definitely on that list
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(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
A pajama-clad woman knocks on the window of a restaurant to get the attention of customers sitting at a window table. Then things get weird
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(57)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A waiter with 25 years' experience talks about all the things people like to complain about in restaurants, and ends up being really fair-minded and thoughtful. Main takeaway -- "gluten-free" customers are idiots, but we already knew that
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(107)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You can now add wasps to the list of things that can divert a flight
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(12)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"They don't deceive, they remain loyal, they don't criticise - all things that are hard to achieve in human interactions. We know that having a dog makes us healthier and widens our social circle; it's a win-win relationship"
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(35)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
14 things you did not know about Sonic Drive-In, including that it could have gone with a different name in the beginning
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(65)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Sound waves?? We've officially run out of things to make coffee with
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(49)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You can add STEM Doctorates to things the U.S. exports
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(28)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Three things you will take away from this insightful interview: 1) At least 15 members of the Senate are total idiots; 2) Senate subcommittees do not appreciate the subtlety of the "Curly"; 3) Al Franken laughs like Fran Drescher
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(68)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things you don't see everyday: A man surfing on a whale shark
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"10 things Presidential campaigns can do without" Donald Trump, surprisingly, does not make up all 10 points
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Taylor, here's a list of other things Apple should change. Let us know when you're done"
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(69)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Red State's Erick, son of Erick, believes that the first step to stopping "real evil" like the Charleston shooter is to stop accepting trans people, because that makes complete sense and both things are totally related. And I've gone crosseyed
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(71)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
With all the things going on around us, some of us wonder if we really need to learn about William Shakespeare anymore
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(139)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 9 things that you may have not known about Taco Bell. It will make you say "Yo quiero Taco Bell"
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(114)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Washington insiders agree: what will prevent more Charlestons is additional central-government scrutiny of our every thought, movement and communication, with additional banning of things
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(124)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Apple has killed off the iPad mini after learning about these things called "smartphones"
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(40)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Top 10 things to come out of E3 this year, or how we learned to sit back, relax, and enjoy the video game apocalypse
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(142)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend. Is it okay to stay in touch with this hot stud I met on Tinder just in case things don't work out?
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(43)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Finally the world knows how the Putin has stayed in power all these years, it's those ultra-manly photos of him doing the manliest of things
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(34)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As a side note concerning the drought in California, things are getting a lot weirder... as if they could in California
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(55)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(OpenMedia)
 
 
 
OpenMedia gets a success in the European Parliament, but there are still proposals to restrict your ability to link to things online. Click here to see what it's about and how you could help
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(6)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush calls out Pope Francis over his impending encyclical: "I think religion ought to be about making us better as people and less about things that end up getting in the political realm"
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court agrees that North Carolina's abortion law was one of the creepiest things they've ever seen
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Sun June 14, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Marijuana and Health Symposium at National Jewish Health explores nine studies looking at using pot for things like seizures and insomnia: "We can't bury our heads in the sand. We need to learn more and make sensible decisions based on evidence"
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's is a great place to buy food - as long as you don't buy things like fruits and vegetables and seafood and sushi and wine
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward on Rumsfeld's attempt to blame Iraq on Bush: "If you look at Rumsfeld's memoir, and what the record is, and things he said on the record and hours of interviews with me, often months after the events, it's just a total contradiction"
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(125)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall St. skittish Hillary may need to say mean things about them running amok
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(40)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony's "running things into the ground" Division has hired two Bob's Burgers writers to pen the script for an all-female reboot of "21 Jump Street" while also starting shooting on "23 Jump street" starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill
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(68)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things you did not know about KFC. Who knew that somewhere in the world it is considered a Christmas tradition to eat there?
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Arizona Diamondbacks will try to cook things up with SS Dansby Swanson as their number one pick in the 2015 MLB Draft
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(16)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone talk about the good things FIFA does, like employing a comically overweight Gerard Depardieu, for example?
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(11)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know about Dolly Parton. A look back at her impressive body of work
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(50)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Things got hot at the Hot 97 Summer Jam concert, so hot that police had to use tear gas on the hip-hop fans trying to get in
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
One of the first things your flight instructor ought to teach you is to not walk into the propeller
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, a convicted murderer who Scalia said was the perfect example of someone who deserved the death penalty turns out to be completely and 100% innocent. Good thing Scalia isn't in charge of determining if people are guilty of things
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can try your hand at bullfighting. You can also try on a Batman costume. Or if you want, you can try pole vaulting. You probably should not, however, try more than one of these things at a time
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(20)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Six Things I Learned by Having My Penis Surgically Rem--"SWEET ERUCTATING CTHULHU ON A PIMPED-OUT POGO STICK (Some Not safe for work content)
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(63)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off carjacker, then things get weird
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(25)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tough guys doing tough things
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(19)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
16 things you didn't know about the Brady Bunch. And yes, Marcia really did take a football to the nose. In one take
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(56)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even if you are a self-proclaimed expert on the happiest place on Earth, here are eight secret things you didn't know about Disneyland
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(58)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A group of students are shocked, SHOCKED that California history textbooks only portray the things they want you to know about
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(139)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Royal Society of Putting Things On Top of Other Things is apparently illegal in Boulder, Co
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(73)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six things you learn by being the worst person on the internet
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(144)
 
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
In a historic first, FIFA 16 video game to feature women's national teams and players, just in time for a worldwide boycott of all things FIFA
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(31)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Wolfram Alpha outnerds Google with these cool things you can do from its query
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
12 things your cat can do better than you
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(18)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Seven of the weirdest things animals do while having sex
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(16)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man forces his mom out of the car in the middle of the interstate because he felt she was driving too slowly to their destination. Then things escalate
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(45)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Among other things, Millennials want flexible work schedules, more 'me time' on the job and nearly non-stop feedback from managers. They also want to be No Collar Workers and wear jeans to work, not to mention open space without walled-in offices"
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(217)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last day of the Premier League season with the only things left to decide Europa League spot and the last relegation place. Can Southampton finish a magical season with a EL spot and will the Newcastle meltdown finish with them relegated
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(281)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran who lost his legs in combat finds a brand new friend in a rescue dog named Tango who is also missing a leg. "Being as I'm an amputee, as well, we thought ... maybe we could teach each other a few things"
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(16)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Students are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would change their yearbook quotes to say things like 'Want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?' and 'The only negativity around here should be a pregnancy test'
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(42)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here are seven things Fark Independents™ simply don't understand
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(378)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'The Next MacGyver' competition wants to encourage women to become engineers, or at least show them how to make a nuclear device with things found in their purse
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(64)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tuk-Tuk taxi maker aims to make vehicle for the United States, if they think Americans can fit into those tiny things
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before the first astronaut can plant the flag of Earth on Mars, there's a lot of things we need to figure out. Including what the flag of Earth actually looks like
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(143)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(TED)
 
 
 
There are such things as city flags, and here's a guy who's vexed by just how terrible they are
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Six really cool things about Bernie Sanders you might not know, I mean besides who he is
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(197)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Things not to do after graduating from college: jump off a moving freight train
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(34)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Rubio and Christie take a page from the 2014 midterms: "We have nothing to fear except for all the things in the world that frighten the hell out of us"
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(24)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like there's a small chance of a possibility that things might, from a certain perspective, in some ways be thought of as sort of, kind of, falling apart in Iraq
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(125)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homophobic married reverend who regularly ranted against homosexuals and all things rainbow has been caught cruising for bottoms on Grindr
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(175)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Holy jumpin' Jesus. Things are all farked up. Bad Kentucky
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(62)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is why we cannot eat nice things
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(47)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's pointless musical feud is brought to you by insufferable douchebag Roger Waters, the primadonna who ruined Pink Floyd, and Dionne Warwick, who did a few things and then started a psychic hotline
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(60)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Thirteen insane things that happen in Salma Hayek's new R-rated fairy tale movie
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Star of Ten Things I Hate About You busted by undercover agents after he and members of the New Age religion he founded are caught selling kombucha my Lord, kombucha
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(44)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 22 kids that got detention for doing hilarious things. Discuss your funny detention stories about yourself or another person to the right, please
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(156)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Honeybees are still dying much faster than the rest of the planet, which will catch up shortly if things do not improve
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(49)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Things were going swell for Gaylord and his friend Hap up until Hap started leaving empty vodka bottles and empty cocaine baggies laying around. Things went downhill when Hap wrecked the car. Then it got fake. Real fake
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(54)
 
(Bam Smack Pow)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry recruits some friends to take on Wells (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, It's war vs. the Inhumans and things will never be the same. (ABC 9ET)
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(669)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius wants to work with children when he is released from jail, says he can see things from their level
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(23)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a dead body found hanging in a tree. Then things get weird
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(31)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There are many things you don't want to hear a doctor say. High on that list is "accidental brain surgery"
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook study by three researchers from Facebook says it's mainly your fault--not theirs--that you click on things you already agree with
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(24)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Dog with a bullet proof digestive tract proves it by eating 23 live .308 caliber rifle bullets. Also includes a LONG list of things the dog has eaten in his 4 year life
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(44)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1043)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
With a completely unnecessary remake on the way, here's a look at five things you never knew about Steven Spielberg's Poltergeist
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(125)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Fifteen things we'd like to see in the new Star Wars movies." Well, you don't have to wish for lensflares or eschewed canon; that's already happened
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(89)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(31)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Marvel and the NFL clash, you get...Cleveland Things
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(23)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
While you are, of course, expert in all things Marvel related, here's a helpful primer to pass along to your less-knowledgeable co-workers and friends in advance of tomorrow's opening
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(46)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Seven things I wish people understood about OCD." Not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 but 7, 8, 9, 10
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(12)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Top things to visit when you're in Italy: The Colosseum, the Vatican and of course the Museo Della Merda -- the museum of poop
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(48)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know what the 10 largest living things on the planet are? List includes colossal squid
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(46)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Fish aren't the only things flying when storm interrupts the annual Flora-Bama Mullet Toss (with video)
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(26)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Lifehack)
 
 
 
Ten things you never see in successful people. #11: A Fark account
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(47)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a homeowner shot after interrupting a burglary. Then things get weird
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(33)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
12 Things a bartender won't tell you. But will publish on the Internet
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(174)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In retrospect, the hooker incident at our teen basketball academy was a mistake. Things went sideways. We regret that
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(29)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The father of the emoticon has a few things to say about how emojis look
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(15)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
16 insane things you can eat at a ballpark. Come for the bacon, stay for MORE bacon. Warning: Slideshow. But it's a tasty, mouthwatering slideshow. And, there's bacon
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(10)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: What's the best thing Obama did? He's done so many things just the way my brother did them, it's hard to say...I'll go with expanded warrantless surveillance, which used to be evil but now it's okay. Thanks, Obama
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(52)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Ted Cruz came to Washington 2 1/2 years ago, he pledged to be an "anti-Senator," and that pledge must explain why he rarely does things regular senators do, like go to committee hearings or cast votes on legislation
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Four more Kansas school districts to stop edumacating students early because who needs to learn silly things like math?
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(88)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The weather" added to list of things that can kill you in Australia, which now consists of All the Things
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(38)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Render unto the IRS the things that are the IRS's, or you won't have a prayer
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(28)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
When closing down a military base, which of these things you should remember not to do; A) Leave the lights on, B) Leave the water running, or C) Leave classified documents unsecured in empty rooms
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(47)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Teenagers these days, the things they do to emulate their idols
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
"This is your last chance, either marry me or I will kill you and/or say bad things about you on Facebook"
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
BMW recalling 92,000 Mini-Coopers after people start realizing how goddamned ridiculous they look driving the things
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Family wins back gold coins worth $80 million. You can't put a value on things like that
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(47)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Israel's secret nuclear program was so secret" This also started a long tradition of the CIA being caught totally unawares of things the rest of the world knew and saw coming
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(38)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
And now, all the good things about the California drought
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(126)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another cop who can't mind his own business goes rogue...finding diner's lost wedding ring in plumbing while moonlighting as restaurant chef: "In the past year when it seems all you hear and see on TV are negative things about police officers"
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(75)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
After all the rotten things he's said about her, Louis CK runs into Sarah Palin. His reaction may surprise you. It surprised him
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some things are priceless, like the expression on a road raging douche's face after receiving a healthy dose of karma (Not safe for work language)
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(53)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things you learn being nude in Jamaica
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(120)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Who can name 3 disturbing things in the Mom's home?
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The song "Little Things" is not about Harry Styles' penis. In fact, his penis is huge. Gigantic even. Really
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(23)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
At age 89, Angela Lansbury wins Olivier Award for supporting performance on West End drama, is delighted. "I can't remember a lot of things these days, but I can remember my lines"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Little countries will get together for royal doodads among other things in Anaheim. Also, these countries are fake
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(38)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Even prostitutes can be very happy with their work. "We're doing things we're good at"
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(124)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Humans are pretty good at screwing things up here on Earth. Here are 12 ways we could carry that skill into space and destroy the entire solar system
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(42)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Five things you didn't know about music's cure for insomnia
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(63)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Are you a millennial? Also a father? Then why don't you let this app called "Fatherly" raise your kids, you have better things to do
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out good things can happen when you actually show up and vote
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(132)
 
(KWGN.com)
 
 
 
Posters titled, "101 Things Black and Latina Girls Should Know" removed from public high school because they featured racist/sexist nonsense like, "Your body is beautiful just the way it is"
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All combined, "the meanest things Democrats have said about Hillary Clinton" barely add up to saying her Thanksgiving turkey was a little dry
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Mon April 06, 2015
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Obama's business crushing fiscal policies have only increased after-tax corporate profits by 174 percent. Just imagine how much better things would be if Romney was president
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(103)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Add solar eclipses to the list of things we're slowly losing
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(47)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Can you play a game for too long? What I mean is, can you play it until it drives you crazy with the little things that just aren't right, but are part of the game?"
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I know a lawmaker who hates LePage. She gets real angry when he takes the stage. She'll throw things at him or so she'll boast. She won't throw butter, she won't throw cheese, she won't throw jelly or any of these
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Sat April 04, 2015
(LAist)
 
 
 
"Late Late Show" mixes things up by filming episode at random stranger's house in West Hollywood. In return they were gifted with t-shirts of a shirtless Jeff Goldblum by the man himself & Beck played next to the bookcase
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(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're on trial for murder, telling the judge you're a robot isn't going to help things
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(34)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GE: We set good things on fire
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(30)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ancient History Completely Made Up By 'The Man' and other things to ponder while locked in a padded room
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(71)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Jewish Federation gives out hams for Easter. There are at least two bewildering things about that headline
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six things you didn't know about marshmallow Peeps
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two things that are certain: Death and Obamacare. And hopefully in that order
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(40)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Here are ten everyday things you're probably doing the hard way. However, calculating a 15% tip is much easier than the suggested math in this list
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(25)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
21 things you didn't know your iPhone could do. It's another edition of geek hide and go seek
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(38)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Some things from the '80s are still good: A Flock of Seagulls, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Super Mario Brothers. Note that this list does not contain that box of hot chocolate in your cabinet, Grandma
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(210)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten things no one tells you about dating women in their 50s
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(32)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sixteen things astronauts have accidentally revealed about life in space, including that you fart more in space, but can't fart yourself around the space station like Superman. Because ALL astronauts have tried
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Maybe there's hope yet for Millennials. They prefer printed books to ebooks. Up next: these shiny things called CDs
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you like to watch things blow up? How about this German WW II bomb that was just found in central London
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(16)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
US Post Office unveils new wellness program. Including things like the "package toss" and the "round the postal truck sprint"
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(23)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The F-35, the Postal Service and NFL stadiums *rips open envelope* What are three things that cost the taxpayers more than basic space exploration?
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(248)
 
(Countable)
 
 
 
Not content with more votes to simply repeal Obamacare, Rep. Tom Price wants to slash all the things
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(31)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you ever go to Brazil, some of the things you'll first notice are that people are making out all over the place, you can use your napkin to make a joint, and the noise. The noise everywhere
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The last things heard on the unintentional 911 call was, "I think I see the police," followed by sounds of running
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(17)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
The Internet of Time is not ready for the Internet of Things, according to NIST
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(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New things you can now buy for two bucks: #56- A gallon of gas. In your face, Chevy Volt
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(31)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: Everything in Iraq was just peachy until Obama took over and screwed things up
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(344)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to Go Be Homeless Somewhere Else
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(253)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Science proves men are just better at letting things go
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(56)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The weird things for sale on Taobao - China's version of eBay - include a David Bickham sex doll, an imaginary girlfriend, and a live fox for £313
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" defense
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(154)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Turns out that people don't actually want to use a phone to pay for things after all. Your move, Apple
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Sat March 14, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things a pilot doesn't want to hear on approach to landing: #14 - "That row of bright lights is not the airport. It's a storage facility. And there's no runway"
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(56)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Things Round Top, Texas is known for: Biannual antiques fair, a small population, quaint Christian values... and male strippers
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(4)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to happen when out skiing. Number 1 - Get hit by a plane
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(34)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers vote to allow execution by firing squad, refuse to provide a final cigarette because those things could kill you
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(120)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hunter approached by a half-naked man claiming to be Sasquatch. That's when things take a strange and scary turn
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Tue March 10, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box
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(31)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Because things aren't farked up enough already with the 49ers, Bruce Miller gets arrested for domestic violence
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(32)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The more things change, the more they stay the same
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"One of the things we understand now is that the initial ship that came over from England to Massachusetts Bay actually carried more beer than water," says Bruce Bustard
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(60)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver knows two things: cows are stupid and so is daylight saving time
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(116)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Obama's Selma speech broken down into 3 easily digestible segments that will be the only things people in the future will care about in this speech
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(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Things not to taunt: (1) Dynamite Monkey, (2) Happy Fun Ball, (3) Ronda Rousey
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(49)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Climate change, evolution, examples of same sex marriages negatively impacting the state" *rips open envelope* name three things republicans whiff on harder than a drunken game of whiffleball
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman finds a burglar in her house, and his car idling in the driveway. Things do not go as he planned
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(48)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There are so many things you don't even know about the octopus including that it can regrow lost arms and is smarter than a bear
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(74)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Things to do if you have a car accident: check for injuries, exchange driver information, call the police. Things not to do if you have a car accident: call an auto insurance company to purchase coverage
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe"
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Wed March 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Couple uses Kickstarter to fund a museum dedicated to Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya Harding. This is why we can't have nice things
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(28)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sometimes things in life are unexplainable. This is one of those times
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(71)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Five things Netanyahu got wrong: Iran, nukes, Iranian nukes, nuclear Iran and Iran using nukes on Iranian nuclear program to create more nukes for Iran to nuke with Iranian nukes
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(121)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you value your testicles, there are six things you should never say to a pregnant woman
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(88)
 

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