Headlines matching 'thefts'
Tue March 16, 2010
Mon March 15, 2010
Thu March 11, 2010
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Thieves steal beloved hamster from school for children with autism. Students describe hamster as 18.375 cm long, weighs 197.901 grams, eats 10.34 grams of sunflower seeds per day, and has 15,728 hairs on its body (nydailynews.com)
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Suspect in Auschwitz sign theft to be extradited to Poland, where he will hopefully be able to work off his sentence somehow (thelocal.se)
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Wed March 10, 2010
Wed February 24, 2010
Sat February 20, 2010
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Two pigs stolen from a pub are being held for ransom. Police say they will not negotiate with bacon thieves, have a crack squad of butchers, eggs and toast, on standby (thesun.co.uk)
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Wed February 17, 2010
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Police looking for a man who stole seven bottles of shampoo from store. With 'Head and shoulders and no neck' mugshot (buffalonews.com)
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Tue February 16, 2010
Fri February 12, 2010
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Farmer upset by thefts of potatoes from his fields plant new crop of (a) carrots (b) cabbages or (c) landmines (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Auschwitz sign theft suspect arrested in Sweden, prays that work release programs have improved in Poland (torontosun.com)
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Cool: Using a front-end loader to clear all your friends' driveways after a big snowstorm. Dumbass: Yeah, he stole it (baltimoresun.com)
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Wed February 10, 2010
Tue February 09, 2010
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A man, a pickup truck, a theft, a chase, a hospital stay, Panama (mcall.com)
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Sat February 06, 2010
Fri February 05, 2010
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Police officer delivers stern lecture to man after arresting him for shoplifting school supplies for his kids. Just kidding; after citing and releasing the suspect, the officer used his own money to buy food for the guy's family (dailychronicle.com)
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Wed January 27, 2010
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Pro-tip: If you're in the military and decide to go AWOL, don't steal an identifiable military Humvee. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't run out of gas (orlandosentinel.com)
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Wed January 20, 2010
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Thieves sought in massive hay theft. Bale expected to be very high (wgal.com)
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Fri January 15, 2010
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Police in New Zealand are investigating reports that a boisterous teenage dolphin with a reputation for stealing surfboards and balls from swimmers. Ouch (cnews.canoe.ca)
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Wed January 13, 2010
Tue January 05, 2010
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Mumbai condom vending machines hit by burglars and vandals. Inconceivable (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Some leave office and lead productive lives in the private sector, some get cited for stealing crackers (fox8.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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Pair suspected of stealing cavity fillings, which authorities claim caries stiff penalties (ocregister.com)
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Swedish police bust international ring of left shoe stealing thieves. Daniel Day-Lewis unavailable for comment (thelocal.se)
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Fri January 01, 2010
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Driver gets ticket from red light camera, sues city for theft. Fark: the lawsuit actually makes sense (thenewspaper.com)
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Thu December 31, 2009
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Gallery officials shocked that a $48 million Degas painting was stolen despite such state-of-the-art security procedures as "screwing it to the wall" and "locking the museum doors" (news.com.au)
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Gunmen too weak to steal ATM after failing to convert dollars to pounds (suntimes.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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FBI investigates alleged hacking and online theft at Citigroup. Spokesman for Citigroup flatly denies that any of the $24.37, two rubber bands and a bent paper clip has been stolen from Citi's coffers (google.com)
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Sat December 19, 2009
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If you're traveling through Denver International Airport and find $170,000 laying around, can you give the cops a call? kthxbye (thedenverchannel.com)
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Tue December 15, 2009
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NJ pharmacist charged with stealing 3,670 Valium. Asked to comment, he said, "Mmmrrrphhlll" and lolled his head around (nj.com)
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Sat December 12, 2009
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DUI suspect at hospital for BAC test gets bored, decides that stealing an ambulance and leading cops on a 50 mile chase would be more fun. w/ yeah, you'd drunkenly hit it mugshot (ktul.com)
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Thu December 10, 2009
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If you stole the 2400 different ecstasy pills a dutchman painstakingly collected over two decades, don't take the red-and-white ones (google.com)
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Tue December 08, 2009
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Taking advantage of a city gripped by football fever, thieves launch daring $6m raid. Somebody should really make a film out of this (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Fri December 04, 2009
Thu December 03, 2009
Tue December 01, 2009
Mon November 30, 2009
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Not News: People steal video-game account information. News: It's a crime. Fark: The police arrest someone for it (sophos.com)
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Thu November 26, 2009
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Stealing £315,000 from your quadruple amputee niece's trust fund to buy vacations and jewelry is no way to save your marriage (dailymail.co.uk)
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Tue November 24, 2009
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RCMP looking for millions in gold missing from Canada's mint have concluded that there was no theft involved, which leaves a relieved nation with only two alternate explanations: magic or gross incompetence (canada.com)
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While you wait in those lines this Friday for bargain deals, thieves are stealing your delivered packages off the porch (myfoxdc.com)
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Mon November 23, 2009
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Recent immigrants to Canada more likely to be male, younger, better educated, work for smaller companies and undercut wages by $2.28 per hour compared to their Canadian-born counterparts, which explains why they're stealing all the jobs (cbc.ca)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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