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Fri February 03, 2012
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Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face
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Sun December 25, 2011
Rash of Baby Jesus figure thefts continues. Locals say it makes no frankincense
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wxyz.com
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Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy)
It's one thing to be the criminal mastermind behind the thefts of all the Baby Jesus' from outdoor nativity scenes in your town. But do you have to put the remaining figures left behind in sexually suggestive positions as well?
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peninsuladailynews.com
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(72)
Mon December 12, 2011
Pattern of tuba thefts indicate perpetrators have big brass ones
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Wed October 26, 2011
The natural-gas boom has led to old-west style hell-raising, and an increase in violence, rapes, robbery, cattle rustling, rapes, and thefts
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hosted2.ap.org
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(129)
Mon October 24, 2011
Cheese Is the most stolen food on Earth. In a related story, liver thefts remained constant at zero percent
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news.sky.com
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