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39 headlines found matching 'the police'
Sat June 27, 2015
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember Love and Hip Hop Atlanta reality TV 'star' Mickey "Memphitz" Wright? No? Me either, but the police have after he robbed a car wash worker
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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Fri June 19, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
ProTip: When reporting a lifeless body in a field to the police please make sure it's not a deflated Papa Smurf balloon
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Wed June 17, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Operation True Grit' busts John Wayne. Apparently the police had a rat writ, writ for a rat
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Mon June 15, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you give the wrong false name to the police and they lock you up for that person's crime?
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Sun June 14, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There's something kind of outlaw romantic about the police raiding your home and finding enough dried pot to fill a 55-gallon garbage bag but you escape the long arm of the law by sailing away on a skiff
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Fri June 12, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can plan your next flight with a travel agent, a travel web site, or just call an airline yourself. However, calling the police and threatening to kill the president is unlikely to get you a good window seat
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Wed June 10, 2015
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
The Duggars had a showdown with DHS reps who were attempting to check on a minor that they were concerned about, and the police were called. This is not a repeat
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Protip for the police: there is a difference between saltine cracker crumbs and crack cocaine
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not REALLY a finals game in Scottish soccer until the police are called in to investigate the on-pitch brawl
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Fri May 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you've just won a $650,000 settlement with the police department over them beating the crap out of you. Here's your check, and oh, by the way, a warrant for your arrest on 14 felonies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman called the police to ask for help with her suicidal boyfriend and they arrived armed with assault rifles, asked her to wait outside and then shot him dead"
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Thu May 21, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A radio caller contacted a show to complain about the police but ended up confessing to a 30-year criminal history instead" (w/ audio)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
People are outraged that high schoolers somehow got the impression that the police are treating Americans badly
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Tue May 19, 2015
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Four men go on trial in Scotland for plotting to kill noted UDA psychopaths Johnny "Mad Dog" Adair and Sam "Skelly" McCrory. They can thank their lucky charms the police got their hands on them first
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Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The police are coming for control of the restaurants next
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Fri May 15, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fat, naked, and running from the police into the ocean is no way to go through life, son
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's embarrassing when you find a trash bag inside a house you just inherited and some rival relatives sprinkle a white powder in the trash bag, so you bring the trash bag into the police station and it makes everyone's throat burn and nose bleed
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind successfully evades police after assaulting his dad with a screwdriver--until he decides to wash up in the police department bathroom
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Tue May 05, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I said, IF THIS IS YOUR EAR, the police would like to speak to you
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Sun May 03, 2015
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time convincing people that you're not a crazy ex-girlfriend if, after breaking into your ex-boyfriend's home and ransacking the place, you get arrested and poop all over the back seat of the police car
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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Thu April 30, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Baltimore police find mysterious unnamed witness to say that Freddie Gray was intentionally trying to injure himself in the back of the police van. Well, that should clear everything up
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Just an FYI, when you check into a Motel 6 they send your info directly to the police
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong at White House Correspondents' Dinner: 'Obama's hair is so white, it can talk back to the police'
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that the police cannot hold you until the dog trained to find drugs on cue arrives
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
From today's "who could have seen that coming?" files: It seems one of the police officers involved in the Baltimore custody death likes to beat women
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Tue April 21, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Truck driver arrested for trading $50,000 worth of lunch meat for crack. The Police seized the $25,000 worth of pimento loaf and say that the $15,000 of bologna is evidence. If innocent, he will get his $5,000 of sliced turkey back
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Mon March 30, 2015
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Taxis are supposed to get you to where you need to go fast, but it shouldn't be because the police are chasing him for a possible DUI
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Asked why she had shown the police officer her marijuana stash and asked if she could smoke a joint, the woman explained: 'It's just weed and I thought he might be cool with it""
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The last things heard on the unintentional 911 call was, "I think I see the police," followed by sounds of running
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Fri March 13, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"On top of all that, the police threatened to take the kids away if they didn't tell them where this fictional gun was at," their attorney said Thursday
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Thu March 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The police want everyone to be on the alert for wax, a marijuana-derived narcotic that's a little bit stronger than marijuana. "Sometimes someone might pass out immediately from just one hit of this stuff"
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Fri March 06, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Things to do if you have a car accident: check for injuries, exchange driver information, call the police. Things not to do if you have a car accident: call an auto insurance company to purchase coverage
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're in the cult that's leaving decapitated animal heads all over Sacramento, the police would really like you to knock it off before you summon one of the Great Old Ones
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