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49 headlines found matching 'the police'
Thu January 12, 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police union boss, who recently complained that officers charged with criminal offenses were being named publicly has been... go on, take a guess
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Fri January 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bartender sees man drop date rape drug into date's glass, so he swaps their drinks
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Sat December 31, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Weedman is jonesing for a new weedmobile after the police bogarted his old one
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you left your car next to the Blue Shield Building in San Diego, the police would like a word with you
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The greatest gift of all this season is watching the guy responsible for grounding your flight get tackled by the police as he's being escorted off the plane
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, man decides to test his theory that not all cops are bad by exiting his car while holding a rifle he's not legally allowed to possess. With predictable results
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you're a true Canadian when you find yourself punching a snow cougar in the face outside a Tim Hortons
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Models take six hours to report a dead body because they wanted to finish photo shoot. "We just came to the conclusion that we needed to get stuff done"
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Tue December 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man dressed in Chewbacca costume committed grand theft. Now the police force is with him
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Narrative.ly)
 
 
 
And the award for the worst people in America goes to... Sandy Hook truthers
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Wed December 07, 2016
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
We have your drone. Don't make us come and get you
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
You may not like the drug raids in Rodrigo Duterte's Philippines, but you can't deny their accuracy as the police boast a 97% kill rate
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Wed November 30, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian man loses game of "breast implant or jellyfish"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Jim Harbaugh can't let the officiating go or there's an active shooter on the OSU campus
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Apparently asking for sliced cheese in a CVS will get the cops called on you
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serial killer who used Grindr to find his victims sentenced to life in prisn
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you live in Northern Ireland, your entire Internet browsing history is now viewable by the police, the military, the secret service, the taxman, the Food Standards Agency, the Police Ombudsman and the Irish gambling commission. For starters
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man accused of handing out porn DVDs to children on Halloween. That's unbelievable. I mean, who even has DVD players any more?
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Tue November 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High on the list of things you don't want to hear from your school bus driver: "Are y'all ready to die?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tip. When the police come to your house looking for you, they probably will look under your bed
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Damn it's getting to a point that a VP-elect Mike Pence fan can't even get a cup of coffee with his racist tirade and pepper spraying in NYC without getting arrested
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Give yourself an honest review and realize that there is no reason in the world that an attractive lady from the Philippines wants to be your friend"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Banana breaks up with Orange after violent exchange
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Driver with 17 prior convictions for driving with a suspended license caught once again. According to the police, "Maybe the 18th time is the charm." Yeah, I am real certain he learned his lesson this time
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Sun November 13, 2016
(THV 11)
 
 
 
"Hey, remember that time I pulled you over for doing 107mph and then realized you were the police chief so I let you go? Ha ha. Yeah, good times"
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Fri November 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"O Death, where is thy Sting?" "Reopening Bataclan, in fact"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a wife-beating cop and suspected serial killer you can probably get a job...in another town...as a cop, of course
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Killing a police officer should be a mandatory death sentence," posted a woman whose son just killed two Des Moines police officers
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Somebody asked me if a baby could safely ingest Viagara; should I call the Police? What is the charge? Does anyone know the answer? (NDIT)
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Short of cash and need to pay off a debt? Sure, you can ask your parents for money. Or you can fake your own kidnapping and extort them for it
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Police break into hot car in Suffolk to rescue child inside, surprising owner of car most of all: "I get a call from the police, and I don't have a baby so I'm like, 'Where'd the child come from? Who put the child in my car?'"
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
If you go boating, don't drink. If you drink while boating, don't let your five friends get drunk. If you let your five friends get drunk while boating, don't let them get so drunk that they cannot even speak to the police after you hit that pier
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Tue October 11, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even in the UK, where the cops don't normally carry guns, if you point a crossbow at one, a cop is going to shoot you
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(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: Asking the police to arrest the ghosts in your house might tip them off to your drug use
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Report your under-aged daughter's sexts to the police? Congrats, you're on the sex offender register
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The police fulfill a 102-year-old woman's fantasy of being arrested
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Nothing is wrong with asking the police to touch up your DUI arrest photo with a beauty app to make you look more beautiful. Nothing at all
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Zika? In MY meth?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Don't try to make a 3-year-old smoke marijuana. If you do, at least don't put it on video. If you put it on video, at least don't post it on Facebook. Oh, too late
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl, who hit a car while bicycling, learns the hard way that the police are there to help... whether you want it or not
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
After a backlash over his call for police nationwide to resume unconstitutional "stop and frisk " policies where police randomly stop people and search them, Trump hastily clarifies he "only meant in Chicago" because, you know, fark those guys
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Prepare the fainting couches, Trump doesn't want fact checking in the debate
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas: Okay, here's the $1.9 mil we agreed to to settle the Sandra Bland death thing. Lawyers: What about the other agreement we made? The one about retraining the police? Texas: Do what now?
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Mon September 19, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
A man calls the police to report his ex-girlfriend for over-feeding his hamster
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