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Mon September 18, 2017
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a time and place to take selfies and check your backpack, and it's not while A) Riding a motorcycle on a motorway; B) Practicing wheelies; C) Doing 117 mph; D) Being followed by the police; or E) Any or all of these
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Aspen police: Don't take selfies with bears
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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Thu September 07, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lititz Teens come forward about their "It" Prank. You better believe there is a Skyler and Brianna in the group, too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nazis are invading your town and you want to stop them. Do you call: A) The police; B) Black Lives Matter; C) The Coup Clutz Clowns
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Body found in Ontario fridge identified as Indy Jones, Jr. Sacre' bleu
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Fri September 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The police officer who reassured the scared, white, female motorist that "we only shoot black people" has retired
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Mon August 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so a fresh week of WTF awaits us. Today, Two Scoops decided the police need more military surplus equipment, and more details about Trump Tower Russia appeared. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, Charlottesville racist who attempted to shoot into crowd of counter-protesters was a mutant because he was invisible to the police standing beside him
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Wed August 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase full of drugs on the bus we have great news. It's been found. So just swing by the police station to collect it
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headless torso found near topless beach
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Imagine a mansion designed by a '70s Indianapolis pimp known as "Mr. Big" by the police and see how your fantasy compares with his reality
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Federal Courts: Bed and Breakfast and Brothel gets off while the police chief doesn't, cop can testify against other cops in BB gun shooting, and breaking a drunk driver's back to keep him from hurting himself might be excessive
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Sun August 20, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When the police come to your party, do not play the Cops theme
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Thu August 17, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
If you've been bumping into women in the MoneyGram line at Walmart and then ejaculating on their dresses, the police would appreciate it if you would kindly stop
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mensa candidate parks his vehicle in police station parking lot because "he wanted to stop in a safe place". Yes, alcohol was involved
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps leading the police on a 120mph chase is not the best decision when driving a Volkswagen Scirocco
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal 7-Eleven hot dogs that have been rolling for a week, don't post the video on social media
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Noseless man who swam across river while high on meth pleads guilty to assaulting the police officer who rescued him. Why yes, this did happen in Saskatoon, how did you guess?
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
University professor charged with keying peoples' cars. She is cooperating as the police have a key witness
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Huh. All it takes is for a pretty blonde white woman to get shot to get heads rolling in the police department
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
His parents said he just needed to sleep. Then things got stupid. And tragic
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police help man escape his obsessive girlfriend, so she chases the police car that's taking him somewhere safe
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Tue July 11, 2017
(FML)
 
 
 
"Today, I saw a child being kidnapped while at work. I called the police who told me to follow at a safe distance and they ended up saving the child. I went back to work and got scolded and then fired. Thanks, Home Depot. FML"
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear raids fridge (with "he's done this before" video)
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The dumbest 999 calls ever received
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German police taken off duty after pictures of sex and booze-fueled party emerge. Huh, maybe we need to update that 'in heaven the police are English' joke
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The shooting of Philando Castile was reasonable," says E.W. Jackson, who goes on to say "the police officer did not overreact because Castile never should have admitted that he was legally carrying a gun in the first place"
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
After five years, police still haven't been able to connect legs near Butte to anyone. Who's the police chief there, Dr. Frankenstein?
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Former police chief robs bank. Amazingly the police had no trouble identifying the suspect
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
You can't fight city hall, but you can ram the police headquarters if you're desperate enough
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the police will apparently shoot you if you have either of them
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Thu June 22, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
Why the police are allowed to kill at will. More anti-cop rhetoric from those leftists at ...the NRO?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"It never said you could do it - but it never said you couldn't." - The man who opened Louisiana's first drive-thru daiquiri stand
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Mon June 12, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
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Who knew the police could depend on random big van drivers to help stop fleeing cars?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US anti-fascists take on alt-right fight squads in street battles across the country, which mostly just end up with people on both sides being arrested by the police
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar claiming emotional distress from molestation coverage. Next up, Jared claims Subway sandwiches' soft, pillowy buns sent him over the edge
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"You wish you were being f*cked by me," screamed a GOP councilman to a fellow county Republican employee. And now, the councilman has been accused of harassment
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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Fri June 02, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
German rock festival halted due to Terrorism threat. Ja Rule be like "Why the hell didn't I think of that"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As we close our national holiday, let us not forget the real heroes of our past. Such as the policemen that arrested the president's father at a Memorial Day KKK rally 90 years ago. And also, lest we forget, apples are found under apple trees
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend: No one shows up for 8-year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. The entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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Mon May 29, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best. Selfie. EVAR
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zoo spokesperson: Don't worry about the reports of a loose tiger in the zoo. Ignore the evacuation of the zoo and the arrival of the police, all is well. I SAID ALL IS WELL
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The reporters at the Bozeman Chronicle are having a little fun with the police blotter today
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Police advise citizens not to jump on the hood of their car should someone try to steal it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP bill would make it virtually impossible to sue the police, even in cases of egregious misconduct
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