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Headlines matching 'the local'
Wed May 22, 2013
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 FEMA's quick measure for how hard hit a disaster area is--check out the local: A) Department of Transportation, B) Department of Public Works, or C) Waffle House
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Tue May 14, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Gangs in Honduras are angry and scared that the local police are treating them the way they treat others
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Wed April 17, 2013
(Kansas.com)
 
  
 
 What's stranger: The fact that some unhappy costumers tossed a dead groundhog and a grouse into a small-town bar, or the fact that the local police chief says the use of dead animals in this fashion is fairly common
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Fri April 12, 2013
(WTKR)
 
  
 
 You know it's a bad day when two people armed with a shotgun and a tire iron steal the $350 you needed to pay bills, and you don't even have a shirt to wear when the local news interviews you about it
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Wed April 10, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 If you're wondering why grandma has been drinking PBRs while snacking on artisan pickles, it's because she's been hanging out with the hipsters at the local bingo hall
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Tue April 09, 2013
(Palm Beach Post)
 
  
 
 You know you're in Florida when you're reading about a skinny man in pink sunglasses rummaging through someone's garbage and it's the fourth story down on the local police blotter
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Thu April 04, 2013
(IndyStar)
 
  
 
 You can tell Spring has arrived in Indiana because the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and the locals keep getting arrested for wearing little to no-clothing. "So what if they saw my (breasts)?"
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Fri March 29, 2013
(Slate)
 
  
 
 "What is the address for the local music show tonight?" and other masterful ways the Boston Police are subtly trying to crack down on the illegal underground scene
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Thu March 28, 2013
(International Business Times)
 
  
 
 Yet another Republican says Steubenville rape victim was a willing participant. Read that wrong. It was the local NAACP President
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Mon March 18, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 "Tugged in two directions, Washington straddles between middle ground, ideological poles" This headline written for you while the reporter was at the local strip club
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Thu March 14, 2013
(Hartford Courant)
 
  
 
 It's 'Women's Day' at the State Capitol, so if you're the local Fox News affiliate it only makes sense to show stock video of women's breasts to highlight your story
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Wed March 13, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Kim Kardashian attempts to expand the local zip code
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Tue March 12, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Usually sinkholes in Illinois are in the state government, not the local golf course. Usually
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Sun March 10, 2013
(SFGate)
 
  
 
 If you're going to make a poster supporting the local HS team in their game against Rice Memorial, it probably shouldn't read "Fry Rice" in Chinese calligraphy
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Fri March 08, 2013
(AP)
 
  
 
 Will the lady leaving gift-wrapped skulls around São Paulo please call the local police? They'd like a word with you
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Sat March 02, 2013
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
  
 
 Want to know when a unit has been home for 9 months after a deployment? Check the birth rate at the local base
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Tue February 26, 2013
(Jim Romenesko)
 
  
 
 Newspaper apologizes for the outrageous act of submitting a FOIA request to the local sheriff. "Sometimes the sword is mightier than a pen"
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Mon February 25, 2013
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 NYC Catholic leaders come to an understanding with the local drag queens, each side being secretly envious of the other's fashion sense
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Sun February 24, 2013
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
  
 
 An 18-year-old Black lab mix so cool that the 'No pets' sign at the local sports complex lists him by name as an exception to the rule
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Fri February 15, 2013
(WIVB)
 
  
 
 Guy who went on the local news complaining about how minorities are committting crimes and ruining his neighborhood arrested for robbing a bank
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Sun February 03, 2013
(Facebook)
 
  
 
 "I am Mr. Franco.." Farker sets up charity fund to place headstone on the unmarked grave of a lonely old waiter who died with no relatives but made countless casual friends at the local diner with only his love for humanity
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Fri February 01, 2013
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
  
 
 Mysterious, purple spheres found in the desert. Or maybe groovy grape deco balls used in the local's "potted plants"
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Wed January 30, 2013
(Some Religion Clause Blog)
 
  
 
 Florist sued for religious discrimination over refusal to deliver flowers congratulating an atheist over her court victory over the local school board
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