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Headlines matching 'the house'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Telegraph) Weird So what happens when the pet bison gets sick in the house?  (telegraph.co.uk) (79)


Wed May 23, 2012
(news8000.com) Obvious Walker supported by governor. Meanwhile, Carl still won't stay in the house, Daryl is still a badass, and T-Dog doesn't have a lot to say  (news8000.com) (59)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Obvious There may be good matches on WWE Monday Night Raw. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan may tear the house down again. Christian may make his triumphant return. But it'll all go to hell with Johnny Ace, John Cena, and a crying Giant. 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (1524)


Tue May 15, 2012
(CNN) Sick Just a quick FYI: If your crazy neighbor texts you at 3 in the morning to say that she wants to be cremated with her children, you might want to pop on over and make sure she doesn't have any guns in the house  (cnn.com) (201)


Sat May 12, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida After a man tells his girlfriend he's breaking up with her, she gets so mad she bites him on the leg and chases him out of the house armed with a paintball gun. On the plus side, at least he knows he made the right decision  (nwfdailynews.com) (39)


Tue May 08, 2012
(VentureBeat) Interesting This is not a repeat from the 1939 World's Fair. AT&T introduces the house of the future. Where's my flying car?  (venturebeat.com) (48)


Thu May 03, 2012
(WCIV) Asinine Ma'am, is there anyone in the house? 'No officer, just my kids.' Kids, is there anyone in the house? 'YEAH There's two mens in the back watching TV and one of them's got a bullet up his butt'  (abcnews4.com) (39)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc Unattended multi-million dollar mansions in San Diego are being raided by groups of up to 400 very hard-partying teens. "The house was trashed. Vomit, cigarette butts, bottles everywhere"  (10news.com) (95)
(The Daily Caller) Asinine The House GOP shows its commitment to fiscal conservatism by demanding Bohener schedule a vote to repeal the estate tax, because won't somebody think of the children of billionaires?  (dailycaller.com) (296)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass When the cops are after you, don't frame your wanted poster and hang it in the house you're hiding out in  (mirror.co.uk) (13)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool How to build a MacGyver rocket from parts found around the house  (gizmodo.com) (45)


Fri April 13, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Burglars claim they broke into a house because, like Steve Irwin, they like to catch snakes. And there was a snake. In the house. Where they were trying to buy weed. But the guy took their money. That is all  (wtsp.com) (20)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious And if you had "the next business day" down for when Democrats would start making hay about the "Toss old folks and poor kids to the curb" budget passed by the House, step right up  (huffingtonpost.com) (177)


Thu March 29, 2012
(The Raw Story) Sad Gwen Moore (in flagrante D-elicto) slut-shames herself on the floor of the House  (rawstory.com) (484)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine Congressman gets kicked off House floor for wearing a hoodie in support of Trayvon Martin. Fark: Because the Speaker claims it violates the House's rule against hats  (thinkprogress.org) (1049)


Fri March 23, 2012
(My Fox DC) Scary Fed up with local children pilfering candy from your Easter display? You should a) talk to their parents. b) move the decorations closer to the house. c) lace a batch of chocolate bunnies with ammonia and hang them from a tree in the front yard  (myfoxdc.com) (69)


Mon March 19, 2012
(WLKY) Dumbass Don't you just hate it when your woman drags you out of the house .... and then several blocks?  (wlky.com) (17)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Not only are they less interested in working hard, personal responsibility, achievement, competition, independence, modesty, and moving out of the house, but the new generation doesn't care all that much about the environment, either  (washingtonpost.com) (246)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Oregon Live) Followup Idaho man pioneers new eviction method. Sure it tears down the house, and puts him in jail for the weekend, but if you've ever been a landlord you'll know this is worth it  (oregonlive.com) (47)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Former member of the House photographed taking out his little weiner  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Wed February 22, 2012
(IndyStar) Hero Indiana's Speaker of the House Brian Bosma (R) responds to Rep. Bob Morris' absurd claims about the Girl Scouts connections to Planned Parenthood by passing out Girl Scout cookies on the floor of the House  (indystar.com) (96)


Fri February 17, 2012
(NYPost) Sad Son of the year celebrates his mother's 98th birthday by: a) buying flowers, b) taking her out to dinner or c) serving eviction papers to kick her out of the house she has lived in since 1953?  (nypost.com) (45)


Thu February 16, 2012
(The Nation) Fail Republican panelists at the House contraception hearing were all men. Some women seem to have a problem with this  (thenation.com) (474)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Radio Iowa) Followup Bill that would have protected Iowa cities against lawsuits over sledding accidents on city property was shot down in the House, meaning Ethan Frome might get that big payout after all  (radioiowa.com) (20)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com) (45)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hindu) Unlikely TV cameramen zoom in to bust a politician in session watching porn on his cell phone. He claims in a press conference since the House was discussing rave parties at the time, he was just studying an example of 4 women dancing, being gang-raped  (thehindu.com) (60)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Q2) Scary Pilots say any landing you can walk away from is a good landing--even if you have to walk through the living room and out the front door of the house you crashed into. With pic  (ktvq.com) (50)

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