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Headlines matching 'the city'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(STLToday) Asinine A year after the Joplin Tornado killed 160 people some are curious as to why the Missouri National Guard looted the city after the disaster but are told to go die in a tornado  (stltoday.com) (46)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing," says Miley Cyrus. "Not that I've ever had sex," she continued with a sidelong glance at her father, seen here polishing his favorite shotgun  (huffingtonpost.com) (128)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Six shot, three dead in Louisville. If only there had been an armed citizen nearby we could have prevented this tragedy  (news.yahoo.com) (276)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Is the City of Angels becoming SportsTown USA or will the Kings gets bit by the Coyotes. Game 1, 8pm ET, NBCS/TSN  (sports.yahoo.com) (615)


Fri May 11, 2012
(WTOP) Unlikely DC's mayor wants you to know that, sure, he's given his son and daughter thousands of dollars worth of Verizon Center Sky Suite tickets to see acts like Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Britney Spears, but that was all totally to help the city  (wtop.com) (50)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Nurses rally scheduled to coincide with the NATO summit in downtown Chicago has its permit pulled by the city after the group books noted troublemaker Tom Morello  (rollingstone.com) (19)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Sorry Rahm. The city limits of Chicago do not extend to Minnesota  (minnesota.publicradio.org) (44)


Mon May 07, 2012
(WESH Orlando) Florida Subby is honored to accept this award on behalf of all the perverts who made Orlando #1  (wesh.com) (30)


Sat May 05, 2012
(YouTube) Unlikely Pigs in the city. Ha ha, charade you are  (youtube.com) (8)


Fri May 04, 2012
(AZCentral) Amusing In one of the most passive-aggressive displays ever, man paints colorful polka dots all over his home as a protest statement against the city  (azcentral.com) (183)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Philly.com) Obvious Popular restaurant often used to host political fund-raisers hasn't paid its utility bills since opening. The city has been "mistakenly" picking up the tab instead. "There is no inside job" says the restaurant owner  (philly.com) (19)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Quad City Times) Followup Good news: City Comptroller did not steal $30 million from the city over the course of ten years. Bad news: City Comptroller stole $53 million from the city over the course of twenty years  (qctimes.com) (127)


Sat April 28, 2012
(kmvt) Fail Bakersfield, California named as the city with the worst air quality in the nation. However, if you're stuck in Bakersfield the poor air quality is probably the least of your annoyances  (kmvt.com) (89)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing All porno movies produced in Simi Valley must now be reviewed by city's police department to ensure proper condom use. Breathless, sweaty detectives promise to put in as many hours as it takes to service protection  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (136)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Townhouse used as location for Sarah Jessica Parker's residence in Sex and the City sells to anonymous buyer. Rent to remain stable  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Toronto Star) Silly Local horse whisperer telepathically communicates with animals. With picture of said person and horse thinking "Get this freak away from me"  (thestar.com) (96)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Fail If you're going to make a case for more art in your city there are more compelling ways to do it than a toilet on a pedestal in the city square  (daytondailynews.com) (13)


Wed April 11, 2012
(My Fox Dallas) Dumbass If the city shuts down your strip club, most people would reopen in another town. This guy puts out a hit on the mayor and city attorney  (myfoxdfw.com) (65)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Tokyo sushi chefs very upset that the city will no longer require them to be licensed before being allowed to separate the tasty fish from the deadly poison  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Strange Somebody broke into a city park building and stole a package of hamburger patties from a freezer. Police describe the masked suspect as wearing a black-and-white striped shirt, and broad black hat, and muttering, 'Robble, robble'  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (31)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man scrawls a huge painted death threat across garage door. "According to the Police Department, he is not breaking the law. The city is not allowed to regulate what people paint on their homes"  (kens5.com) (102)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting Gang of Blondes: "Six really pretty blondes who wreak havoc around the city by robbing and assuming the identity of fellow beautiful blondes." With helpful pic of what a gang of blondes might look like  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine A road opening in 1949 was not registered properly at the city's courthouse. Do you: c) claim ownership and put up barricades? "I'll tell you what--if they want it back, they know where the court house is"  (kwch.com) (106)


Fri March 16, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing I said, SIGN LANGUAGE MAKES HEAVY METAL MUSIC SOUND BETTER  (thelocal.se) (29)


Fri March 09, 2012
(New York Daily News) Interesting Carrie Bradshaw's Sex and the City stable now up for auction  (bestplaces.nydailynews.com) (11)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida You have 54 new messages. *BEEEP* Hello, this is the city of Hollywood, Florida. Please remove your obnoxious signs or we will keep calling you again and again and again and again  (sun-sentinel.com) (66)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Rube) Fail Residents of Grand Forks, ND are lining up for blocks to enjoy a one-of-a-kind European dining experience that finally puts the city on the culinary map with its unique brand of Tuscan refinery. It's called "The Olive Garden"  (grandforksherald.com) (357)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Chicago police chief promises the city won't do a blanket surveillance of Muslims like New York City did, they'll just be more subtle and picky about it  (chicagotribune.com) (33)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Next up on the hipster agenda: raising goats in the city  (utne.com) (206)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Contact Music) Silly Axl Rose turns 50 today, still waiting for voice to break  (contactmusic.com) (84)


Sun February 05, 2012
(JSOnline) Obvious Deadbeat homeowner discovered after five years of skipping out on taxes, utilities, lawn care, living  (jsonline.com) (92)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Marketwatch) Obvious Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city  (marketwatch.com) (9)

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