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Headlines matching 'thank you'
Thu May 02, 2013
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Paging Mr. Trump, Mr. Donald Trump, you left your hair in the Amazon--please come and claim it as soon as possible. Thank you
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Wed May 01, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Rush Limbaugh: "If you wanna say you're gay, fine, but does it have to be rammed down everyone's throats all the time?" Well, not ALL the time
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Fri April 26, 2013
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 "Wow" the inmate exclaimed in a loud voice. "That is great. That is awesome Thank you, warden Thank you (expletive) warden"
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Wed April 24, 2013
(KIKN 100.5 Sioux Falls)
 
  
 
 "Attention shoppers...we've released 72,000 bugs in the mall today to save the planet. Watch your step in the food court. Thank you"
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Tue April 16, 2013
(Slate)
 
  
 
 "I bought BostonMarathonConspiracy.com to keep some conspiracy theory kook from owning it. Please keep the victims of this event and their families in your thoughts. Thank you"
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Sat April 13, 2013
(WTKR)
 
  
 
 Thank you science: The remains of a soldier posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor for acts of valor in the Korean War have been identified and will be buried with full honors at Arlington National Cemetery
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Thu March 28, 2013
(WPTV)
 
  
 
 You just finished serving overseas for the U.S. Marine Corps. How does your hometown thank you? By sending you a citation to remove the American flag outside your home
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Wed March 27, 2013
(AL.com)
 
  
 
 Dear Rep. Joe Mitchell, Please don't pass any laws that would restrict gun ownership. Response: Thank you for your concern, citizen. But F*CK your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed ass
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Fri March 15, 2013
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Old & busted: Stealing candy from a baby. New hotness: Stealing an iPhone from a toddler
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Thu March 14, 2013
(NPR)
 
  
 
 If he had simply told a bartender "thank you," Romney may not have had to face the whole '47 %' issue at all
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Fri March 01, 2013
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Dear Park Rangers, I am a Yosemite Junior Ranger. I went to Yosemite recently and accidentally brought home two sticks. I know I'm not supposed to take things from the park, so I am sending them back. Please put them in nature. Thank you, Evie
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Sun February 24, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Remember the homeless man who returned the ring he was given in error? He has over $100k in donations yet he doesn't think he deserves it. "What has the world come to when a person who returns something that doesn't belong to him & all this happens?'
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Sat February 09, 2013
(Wired)
 
  
 
 "You have entered a 100 mile wide 4th Amendment Free Zone. Please submit your electronic devices to the mouth-breathing TSA agent for download of bank account details and boobie pics. Thank you"
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Wed January 23, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Best Buy briefly downgraded to Marginal Buy
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