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20 headlines found matching 'thank you'
Mon July 27, 2015
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stunning photographs show where the world gets its lifeblood from. Thank you, coffee farmers
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadian professor may be looking for work after saying instead of hanging rainbow flags, we should hang gays. Gays world wide respond, "Oh, we are quite hung, thank you very much"
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Mon July 20, 2015
(camp guy)
 
 
 
Christian youth camp softball game interrupted by naked woman on LSD fleeing car crash. Thank you God
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling tech support. Now please die." Wait. Is this before or after I reboot?
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Sun July 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1954, 19-year-old Elvis Presley signs a recording contract with Sun Records, tell his boss at Crown Electric Company, "Thank you, thank you very much"
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Sun June 28, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Thank you, Westboro church, for gay marriage"
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Border police in France told to say "Hello, thank you and goodbye" to tourists as the French try to drop the reputation that they are rude to visitors
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thank you for your order, now a two-inch-high chef will prepare your meal on your table
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can you hack into the Tesla website? Company will give you $1000 and a thank you note if you can
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Thu June 04, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Wars fanboys two years ago to Disney: thank you for taking it away from Lucas; he's raped our childhoods. Fanboys when they see this comic: WTF, Disney?
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Thu May 21, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Epileptic girl's seizures cut by 80 percent after parents move to Colorado. "Thank you cannabis," say parents. "Best parents ever," says daughter
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Radio Shack would like to thank you, its former customers, for providing it with all that juicy personal information that it could sell as part of its bankruptcy settlement
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Fri May 15, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Whoa. Quadruple quasar. What does it all mean? Thank you. Wow. It's so...full on. Quadruple quasar. Oh my God. Incredible. Quadruple quasar. I can't believe it. Just, just like, wow. Quadruple quasar? It takes up the whole sky
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Wed May 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Thank you for being such a loyal auto insurance customer. We've decided to raise your rates since you're clearly the sort of halfwit who doesn't understand how to shop for better prices"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No. No Maple Syrup on my pancakes, thank you. I'll have Birch Syrup. You've probably never heard of it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Greetings from the Qatar World Cup soccer stadium construction sites. Uh, we had a slight malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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Fri April 17, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dear Matt O'Connor: THANK YOU. Sincerely, the National Champion Providence College Friars and this submitter
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Thu April 09, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Mecham, You were my favorite high school teacher when I graduated 38 years ago. Please accept this thank you note. And a $10,000 check
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"Hello, officer. Fancy meeting you at the convenience store this fine evening. Lovely weather we're having. Why yes, I AM doped up on heroin, thank you for asking"
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