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37 headlines found matching 'text messages'
Tue September 27, 2016
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(AP)
 
 
 
American air traffic control will be done entirely by text messages between controllers and pilots within a year
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Incoherent text messages may be a sign of a stroke. Or, you could just be reading the politics tab again
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we actually made telephone calls? Yeah dialing times
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman thinks fiance is using his twin brother to cheat on her by having his twin have sex with other women. What?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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Fri September 02, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown's lawyer claims the singer was set up by former beauty queen
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Abusive husband/criminal mastermind defeats high-tech ankle bracelet by "snipping through the plastic band, which didn't trigger its internal system"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: As a busy woman with a life and career, I forgot my mother's birthday. Well, I wished her a happy belated birthday but she's cut me out and refuses to talk with me because in her mind I was too late and didn't love her. What the hell"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Under the "Because it affects and /or effects me" effect, Congressman orders FCC to fix an eavesdropping flaw in the phone system that impacts "half of congress". NSA unavailable for comment, but have already heard about it
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
At least 698 Americans share their names with Pokémon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck, you just signed a $140 million deal. How are you going to treat yourself?
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Wed August 24, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
There are some things the office of Mayor is empowered to do, but tweeting 'no justice, no peace' and trying to incite a riot isn't one of them
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Tue August 16, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Though there was no shooter at JFK this week as first believed, the police never showed up and travelers began fighting over a conch shell for leadership
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane found guilty on all counts of perjury, loses chance to become Batwoman
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the most recent dump of data by DNC hackers, it's the big chance for that special breed of guy who has been waiting for his chance for phone sex. With Nancy Pelosi
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You might want to brace yourselves; Chris Christie lied and had his people hide evidence over Bridgegate
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla autopilot not only DOES NOT kill a person, but helps drive him to the hospital when he develops chest pains. Good thing too, since he's an attorney
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark headlines are always sincere thanks to the punctuation filter
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Having a Bad Year: Man loses one of his jobs, has to file for bankruptcy, and loses his house to the bank. Having a REALLY Bad Year: Then he gets arrested for trading meth for gay sex. A Farking Bad Year: Man is the Mayor of Fairfax, VA
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Sat July 30, 2016
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
When a large tech website calls Windows 10 their "favorite OS" you don't know whether to laugh or cry
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Tue July 26, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Will the Sanders holdouts disrupt the roll call? Will Bill woo the crowd as only he can? Can the Democrats stand united? THIS is the DNC Day 2 thread. (Coverage officially kicks off at 4:30pm)
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman tries to exact revenge on her ex-boyfriend by pretending to be pregnant and then paying men to beat her so she can scare away his current girlfriend. And then things get weird
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Not that anyone is going to care anymore after last night, but two of the officers involved in the Alton Sterling shooting had been investigated 4 times in the last seven years over complaints of excessive force and police brutality
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
And here comes the science of a successful first date: figure out what you need to know before you try to size someone up. And no, Buffalo Bill, that's not "try someone on for size". Gee, way to be a buzzkill, dude
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
White corrections officer sees no problem with his blackface Halloween costume: 'I actually won first prize because no one's ever seen a black gangster Santa Claus before'
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Sending texts creates a completely new kind of brain wave, so don't be fooled by that 'Walking Dead' expression
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
RNC loses Coach Ditka as a guest speaker because he's angry the team hasn't come together and supported Donald Trump
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Mon June 27, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman named Lyons orders hit on man who "insulted" her. Difficulty: not Cookie, not Empire
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Fri June 24, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
FBI says Orlando shooter not gay but is a terrorist and that's their final answer dammit already so stop asking
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Mon June 20, 2016
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
After conviction and mistrial, Vanderbuilt student re-convicted of all kinds of rape. It's like he has to re-live that horrible evening he filmed over and over
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Wed June 15, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"A drunken rowdy man's unruly behaviour at the weekend's All Blacks game saw him eventually get punched in the face three times by an older woman"
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Sun June 12, 2016
(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
The real reason why Oakland fired its police chief. Tag is for good old fashioned journalism, still alive and kicking
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Life imitates Fark headlines
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Well look who lied to the judge about drinking and drugs -- the Swimmer Dumpster Raper Guy
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Sat June 04, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"We have teachers who use their classroom like a single's bar where they can pick up anybody they want to." Can we please get a Texas tag?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"A jockey has been jailed for 21 months after he drove a stolen car at 87mph head-on into a vehicle being driven by a woman he was due to meet for a first date"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
I don't know, Jim, WHO is plagued by fraud, corruption, and harassment?
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