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Tue June 14, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cruz "strategist" points out that unless everyone except old white men stay home in November, Trump ain't winning it
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney blames Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsay Graham, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry for not stopping Trump
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If Ted Cruz was God's candidate, how did he lose?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert reaches out to God and asks to know why He allowed Donald Trump to win the nomination
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at everything that went wrong with Ted Cruz's campaign
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Cruz plays the venereal disease card. With creepy bonus image of Ted eating a cherry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls Donald Trump "utterly amoral" and a "pathological liar." That's the joke
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Mon May 02, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio hasn't endorsed Cruz because in case Trump wins, he's covering his ass
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanists are upset that John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Satan
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
That time Carly Fiorina said Cruz can't beat Trump
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ted Cruz concedes California
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz possibly to remove his skin suit this afternoon
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Sun April 24, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the Trump pivot. "Being presidential's easy-much easier than what I have to do. I have to rant and rave. I have to keep you people going. Otherwise you're going to fall asleep on me, right?"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The GOP nomination process can now only end in one of two ways: Trump or Chaos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Ted Cruz and Sean Hannity split for good yesterday. Hope they at least got to enjoy some fun breakup sex
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Finally, an upside to Ted Cruz becoming the GOP nominee
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cruz artfully dodges a question from a potential gay supporter, somehow refrains from pumping his fast at the potential of having even one gay supporter
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Cruz defends N.C. bathroom bill, saying only women should change diapers for their infant daughters in a bathroom
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz attends a fundraiser in New York City. That's the joke
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Well, one thing Donald Trump said is correct. Lying Ted Cruz is a lying farking liar
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
That trash talking garbage you hear coming out of potty mouthed Trump all the time? Well here's a lexicographer to explain it and the sneaky agenda behind his dirty mouth
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll be voting for Donald Trump 9-11 times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes to the Bronx to rally, gets the Bronx cheer and then takes the F and U trains to get the hell out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That moment when you don't know if you endorsed Ted Cruz or not
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has transitioned into the "concern troll" phase of his campaign against Ted Cruz
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Fellow Republicans, welcome Senator Ted Cruz..." (rousing applause) "...Governor Scott Walker..." (cheers and more applause) "...and Sarah Palin..." (sound of a pin dropping in the back of the room)
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz shares a light-hearted chuckle with Jimmy Kimmel about murdering Donald Trump
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Wed March 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: When abortion is outlawed, women who seek them out will have to be punished. Not really sure how, but maybe something involving coat hangers would work
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Fri March 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
If Trump gets 1237 delegates, he wins. But what if he gets 1337 delegates?
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is a sniveling coward." Oh, it's on
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush endorses Ted Cruz, calling him "consistent." Consistency, as we all know thanks to Ralph Waldo Emerson, is the hobgoblin of small minds; ergo, Ted Cruz is a small-minded hobgoblin
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time the media ask Republicans how the Kansas economy is doing. Pretty sure they'd like to know what's going on there being that a Kansas-based platform is what the Republicans are running on
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Opposition against free speech breaks out in Salt Lake City because of freedom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Romney has a 1 in 9,515,000 chance of stopping Trump
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Ted Cruz conspiracy theory is that he is secretly the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz chooses Islamophobic conspiracy theorist as his foreign policy advisor
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio declines a further career in politics, says he wants to spend more time with his bottle of water
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Haley, still orbiting the Republican race, comets... uh, commits to Cruz after supporting Rubio, still avoiding the flaming gas orb frontrunner
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
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Tue March 15, 2016
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Conservative outlets incensed that Samantha Bee "smeared" Ted Cruz by comparing him to a slimy alien parasite
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Sat March 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Half-term governor with no achievements calls Ted Cruz a half-term senator with no achievements
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris will not be campaigning for Cruz this weekend. This MEANS something
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP establishment is starting to accept Cruz. 'Ted is the only possibility to stop Trump'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wins Idaho. Potato
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
More and more it's looking like the Republicans must choose "between a narcissistic billionaire who keeps saying awful things and a narcissistic senator who keeps doing awful things"
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: Oh lordy lord, we may have to make a deal with the devil. *fans self* I'mma comin' over quite faint right now. OH COLONEL BEAUREGARD *faints*
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