Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		We all know that The Internet supports terrorism. Now it is actively trying to destroy the planet. Will no one save us from this diabolical scourge?  (news.yahoo.com)	(9)

(Some Idoliot)

And the saga of the Pants on the Ground guy continues as his record label is su...I'm sorry, he has a record label? Goddammit, America, no wonder the terrorists hate us  (digitalspy.com)

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In the wake of "Jihad Jane" the media asks, 'Is the Internet the Devil?'  (latimes.com)

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Swedish security police take on terrorist...t-shirts (with Swedish terrorist t-shirt wearing picture goodness)  (thelocal.se)

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The Outrage is here  (cnn.com)

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		"Patriot" Groups pose a larger threat to America than Al-Qaeda ever has. This is bad news, for Bill Belichick  (aolnews.com)	(155)
		Limbaugh compares Pelosi to a terrorist for saying passing health care is more important than re-election  (thinkprogress.org)	(73)

Obama administration arrests, Mirandizes, prosecutes in the civilian system, gets guilty plea from a dangerous terrorist in a triumph of the American justice system. Republican response: Not a single word  (mediamatters.org)

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Elvis Presley has left the building and has been cleared to fly through an automated passport scanning system. Meanwhile, 3 year olds still get searched by airport security because they have the same name as terrorists  (cnn.com)

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The main problem with Obama's War on Terror is: A. Lack of initiative, B. He appeases our enemies or, if a former Bush official is to be believed, C. He's killing too many terrorists  (huffingtonpost.com)

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I am shocked, SHOCKED that Scott "I have a truck" Brown is using the Austin plane crash to tout his own election  (crooksandliars.com)

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(Some Steve)		Apple does its part: Al-Qaeda operatives, dodging drone attacks while listening to Britney Spears songs downloaded with iTunes, are in violation of the terms and conditions  (concurringopinions.com)	(13)
(Commercial Appeal)		The first rule of Chuck E. Cheese fight club is don't ask about the vending machine  (commercialappeal.com)	(62)

President Obama is sending coded messages to his terrorist buddies that it's safe to come and attack America. Time to start learning the Islam language  (townhall.com)

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USAG: We've tried 300 terrorists in civilian court. GOP/Fox News: [Citation Needed] USAG: Sure, this Bush admin document. Awkward  (npr.org)

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Tinpot tyrant equates Twitter taunts with terrorism  (boingboing.net)

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(Red State)

Maybe the system could work at the Department of Homeland Security if it focused on terrorists and not the "national threats" of fossil fuels and climate change  (redstate.com)

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad boasts that terrorists can expect a warm welcome once captured, with no harsh questioning and with the full menu of defendant rights and trial privileges  (washingtontimes.com)

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All transferred detainees who returned to terrorism were released by Bush, No recidivism for those released by Obama. Just another good reason to blame Bush  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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After getting their ass handed to them in the State of the Union speech and on their own turf Friday, Republicans fight back with a tried and true political chestnut: Obama is "soft on terror". EVERYBODY PANIC  (politico.com)

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If you're going to talk to your terrorist buddies on your cell phone, make sure no one can overhear you... especially your fellow passengers. And be thankful they alerted authorities instead of kicking your ass all over the train  (upi.com)

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London police detain children's TV show presenters under anti-terrorism laws. Because terrorists dress in techincolor armor & wield hairdryers covered in glitter. OK, maybe the gay ones  (upi.com)

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(Dallas News)		Were you burned by the housing bust? Do you owe over $100,000? You can turn that debt into a lucrative income stream. This is not some get rich quick scam, real people have made real money by becoming "credit terrorists"  (dallasobserver.com)	(333)
		Today's terrorist scare is brought to you today by, *shakes magic 8 ball*...cosmetics. Yes, you heard that right, cosmetics  (msnbc.msn.com)	(64)

All charges to be dropped against 5 most dangerous terrorists currently in U.S. custody. Thanks Obama  (foxnews.com)

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FoxNews host on U.S. military Bible rifles: "The terrorists started it."  (huffingtonpost.com)

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'Terror-pisser' killed neighbour's garden with night-time golden showers  (thelocal.de)

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Female terrorist suspects wants no trial by Jewry  (nydailynews.com)

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Three months after the fact, the Obama administration finally agrees that the Ft. Hood attack was that T-thing  (foxnews.com)

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Congratulations 8-year-old Cub Scout Mikey Hicks, you are a terrorist  (wcbstv.com)

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In response to Google's threats of pulling out of China. The Chinese Government has blocked Wired.com. That'll learn em'  (wired.com)

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		Obama counterterrorism chief who remained on ski slopes after learning of Christmas Day Underwear Bomber may find it's all downhill from here  (foxnews.com)	(163)
		"Can't we get in a war with paved countries?"  (thedailyshow.com)	(32)

		You know that fancy, schmancy National Operations Center we set up at DHS to coordinate federal agencies' info on terror? It doesn't work, "functions largely in name only"  (hotair.com)	(66)
(Some Guy)		"Giving foreign-born, foreign-trained terrorists the right to remain silent does nothing to keep Americans safe from terrorist threats," claims well known legal scholar Sarah Palin  (politicususa.com)	(535)

		Feds claim they couldn't have known that a Nigerian on the watch list with no passport and no luggage who bought his one-way ticket with cash and whose father warned us, was a terrorist; continue to search white kids named "Sean"  (guardian.co.uk)	(199)
		The estate of Sherlock Holmes is threatening to withdraw Guy Ritchie's rights to the franchise if there is any hint of a homosexual relationship in the sequel. Really, they should just do it out of good taste  (contactmusic.com)	(128)
		British, American embassies closed in Yemen. Yeah, that'll show those terrorists we mean business. Up next: a sharply worded letter  (upi.com)	(146)

Thanks for coming on CNN to talk about terrorism, Senator. By the way, did you get this guy a job because you were banging his wife?  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Politicians and the media are tougher on Obama's terrorism responses than they were on Bush. "This hypocrisy demonstrates Republicans are playing politics with issues of national security and terrorism."  (azcentral.com)	(140)
		Newt Gingrich: On terrorism, it's time to "discriminate" and "profile"  (thehill.com)	(289)

		If there's two things the Republicans love to start screaming over, it's Christmas and terrorism. Problem is, they're furious over Christmas and celebrating terrorism  (freep.com)	(195)
		Saudi Arabia shocked that terrorists that have been giving paint and crayons still act like terrorists. Dumbass tag drawn with "Wild Blue Yonder" crayon  (abcnews.go.com)	(55)

Ivana Trump taken off of plane for doing what we all wish we could do to homegrown terrorists  (hosted.ap.org)

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The terrorists can not stop our freedom, not as long as we can order a 6-inch Italian B.M.T  (abcnews.go.com)

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Airline bomb plotter jailed for life, thanks Allah he wasn't sentenced to layover in Heathrow Terminal 5  (guardian.co.uk)

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Showing us all how it's done, a citizen hero manhandles multiple arab terrorists off his flight. If by arab terrorists you mean a Mexican watching porn on his cell phone. Oh, and the guy wasn't actually on the flight  (talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Man who fell neck-deep into a cesspool: "If you panic, that s- - - will suck you right in."  (nypost.com)	(60)
		Pakistan soldiers fighting in Waziristan have killed 100 terrorists a week for the past six weeks. Just two weeks away from the free chicken dinner  (bloomberg.com)	(165)

Residents of Michigan town don't want it turned into Guantanamo North to make money: "We don't want the rock stars of the jihad here. I'm a Christian conservative just like Sarah Palin. We don't want terrorists here"  (guardian.co.uk)

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Latest threat to disrupt 2010 World Cup in South Africa? Gangs of marauding monkeys that will carjack vistors at stop signs (pic)  (guardian.co.uk)

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		Navy SEALS capture alleged terrorist behind Fallujah killings and mutilations, promptly face charges because they gave him a fat lip when they captured him  (foxnews.com)	(485)
		Nanny state uses new terrorism powers to arrest schizophrenic with an Estes model rocket and a pocket knife  (theregister.co.uk)	(122)