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Headlines matching 'terrorists'
Thu February 02, 2012
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(AP) Silly 10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn't have a backup plan  (hosted.ap.org) (14)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Slate) Scary Anthrax mailings, once the tool of domestic terrorists, are now being used by wannabe rappers and apartment hunters  (slate.com) (37)
(UPI) Stupid Birdwatchers? They kidnapped birdwatchers? What kind of crazy terrorists think anyone would want to ransom birdwatchers? These are the people that make stamp collectors seem interesting  (upi.com) (29)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Deadspin) Dumbass UFC president Dana White compares anti-SOPA activists to 9/11 terrorists  (deadspin.com) (63)


Fri January 20, 2012
(I Heart Chaos) Strange Pretty much admitting he was part of the joke all along, Herman Cain and Stephen Colbert will hold a joint political rally tomorrow in SC. If any of you guys are there and don't take pictures, the terrorists win  (iheartchaos.com) (44)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Wait a minute. You mean in real life terrorists really do attach cheap plastic alarm clocks to their bombs?  (asiaone.com) (58)


Tue January 10, 2012
(CBC) Dumbass Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy  (cbc.ca) (26)


Sat December 31, 2011
(The New York Times) Scary Allrighty then, H5N1 kills another person. Just tell us when we're supposed to panic  (nytimes.com) (74)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Boing Boing) Sad TSA saves us from the limitless depravity of a cupcake-wielding terrorist. Our freedom is safe once again  (boingboing.net) (159)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Man in custody after gas explosion threat, faces lifetime ban from Taco Bell  (mcall.com) (9)
(The New York Times) Interesting The border fence has stopped the single greatest threat to our nation cold in its tracks: bears  (nytimes.com) (29)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WWL) Dumbass Today's "college student uses own phone to email bomb threat to get out of exam" story brought to you by New Orleans  (wwl.com) (41)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Spiffy Boy, 14, tricks terrorists and escapes from captivity  (mirror.co.uk) (37)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNN) Scary Hacker who caused the National Emergency Alert System to send out a text telling NJ cell phone users to "seek shelter immediately" due to the "extreme threat to life" owes a few thousand people new underwear  (ireport.cnn.com) (176)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers a chance to outdo the FARK regulars with a link to the FARK Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Think Progress) Dumbass Mitch McConnell says "one man, one vote" a "genuine threat to our country", "absurd and dangerous"  (thinkprogress.org) (269)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security  (gawker.com) (80)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary "It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist. That's part of what due process is -- deciding, are you a terrorist?" - Rand Paul (B-roken Clock)  (huffingtonpost.com) (186)


Sat December 03, 2011
(CNN) Sad Upper house of African country's legislature passes bill to lock up all gays for 14 years. No, it's not Uganda  (cnn.com) (97)


Fri November 25, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass 'Electro-oversensitive' man in mobile phone blackout threat. In related news 'Electro-oversensitive' is the new PC term for 'nutjob'  (thelocal.se) (42)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Gawker) Dumbass At the debate last night, Michele Bachmann either made up a bunch of shiat about Pakistan nuke sites being attacked by terrorists, or she just eloquently showed why she can't be trusted on the House Intelligence Committee  (gawker.com) (150)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Rick Santorum: "The TSA should profile young Muslims because they're probably terrorists." Ron Paul: "What if the terrorist looks like Tim McVeigh?" Advantage: RON PAUL  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (397)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup The latest threat to Mitt Romney? Newt Gingrich. At least, this week. Next week it'll be Bill Paxton or something  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (162)


Fri November 11, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Type 2 diabetes more common among skinny, young people  (msnbc.msn.com) (44)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Stupid Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic  (politico.com) (198)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Computerworld) Obvious "Siri, who should panic?" "EVERYBODY"  (computerworld.com) (46)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Interesting Apparently telling customers that a rival car dealer is an Islamic militant who used the profits from his dealership to fund terrorists crosses the line from "agressive salesmanship" to "a $7.5 million libel judgement"  (reuters.com) (136)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious It is incomprehensible that these so called educated judges cannot understand the plain meaning of the second amendment. It is therefore reasonable to assume that they are intentionally misreading it. Therefore they are terrorists  (ammoland.com) (269)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Wired) Dumbass Farking loosely-organized hybrid gangs, how do they work?  (wired.com) (45)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary The TSA is now at your roadside, pull it over citizen  (newschannel5.com) (268)
(Houston Chronicle) Followup Terrorism? Actually, "Drunk Moroccans in sombreros to blame"  (chron.com) (35)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Uproxx) Obvious The Pentagon has launched a campaign to educate soldiers about a new terror threat: kittens  (uproxx.com) (57)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Remember the Amish haircut terrorists? Here are their mugshots   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)
(BBC) Misc Gilad Shalit to be returned after five years in captivity, but handlebar mustache and 'fro remain in terrorists' hands  (bbc.co.uk) (86)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Short List) Fail Steven Seagal becomes deputy sheriff of Texan town to prevent illegal immigration, not stop terrorists from seizing forms of transportation  (shortlist.com) (141)


Sat October 15, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Occupy protests make it to Toronto, where a good natured water gun fight erupted between protesters and police, soaking dozens. This is why the terrorists hate Canada  (iheartchaos.com) (103)


Fri October 14, 2011
(National Post) Hero Canadian government has identified some animal-rights groups as terrorists  (news.nationalpost.com) (255)

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