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152 headlines found matching 'term'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having told Europe to fark off, Brexit mastermind Nigel Farage bashes "disgraceful" Obama and praises Vladimir Putin's "statesmanlike conduct." Enjoy your new allies and trade partners in Moscow, Brits
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Mon June 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin opts out of Charlotte Hornets contract, wants long-term deal somewhere to reach his full potential, end Linsanity of jumping from team to team
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court determines former Virginia governor is sleazy but not criminal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns," she said, before shooting her family to death
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Streaker at CFL game gets crushed by a player. Also, the CFL apparently draws huge crowds that should make Jacksonville Jaguars fans ashamed of themselves. Also also, Canadian streakers keep their pants on
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One of the things that makes the whole Brexit movement the most puzzling is that the UK was already in the EU on pretty much its own terms: "[T]he big things that I could see the UK wanting out of it's not even in"
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The ten best performances of Matthew McConaughey's career, though "best" is a relative term
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Thu June 23, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Wait. Picture in your mind the mugshots of the criminal masterminds that robbed a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint. Ok. Now click
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might not have noticed this, but over the last few days many, many people on the internet in China have been talking about watermelons because of something weird that happened in Italy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson explains why he wants to ruin the 2016 election
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israeli military launches investigation to determine when exactly Google, Inc. became their commander-in-chief. Lawmakers express their humiliation and outrage in angry Facebook posts
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Wed June 22, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe has more money in his campaign coffers than Trump
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The history of the world in memes, part I: Life begins. In which bacteria become internet stars
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump: "We don't know anything about Hillary in terms of religion. There's nothing out there." Quick Google search: She's a Methodist Christian who used to teach Sunday school classes
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Mon June 20, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Marijuana possession: √ Stolen Gun: √ Star Football Player: √ No Charges: √ "They spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning"
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They've all but given up on the Presidency, and privately coming to terms that the Senate will likely be lost, too. Now, though, there's serious concern that the House is in danger of slipping through their fingers as well
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(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, watermelons stuffed with Spaghetti-O's
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There once was a time when artisanal was reserved for things like whiskey and cheese. Now it's being used to describe everything from exterminators to a dementia coach
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Jesus in a piece of French Toast or the many other places that Jesus appears, man finds Allah in a slice of watermelon
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mexicans take time out from paying for the wall to reflect on the US Presidential election. "Having a woman as a U.S. president would empower women across Latin America, in terms of politics"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Alabama's governor say impeachment probe can't include first-term acts because he's been re-elected. Clinton family seen taking notes
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Wed June 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Voices: Sorry Mr. President, political correctness will get us killed
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Like most of you, I've been wondering about how car dealerships in Orlando are coping with the aftermath of the Pulse shootings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Long term pot use is linked to changes in the brain's reward system. Apparently the most reward points are awarded to pepperoni pizza, Oreos and a bag of Doritos
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that the use of term "islamic terrorism" acts like viagra on Republicans. They get angry and erect and want to shoot their guns. Often, they smoke a cigarette after
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The origin stories behind 11 uniquely strange baseball terms. "The first thing to know about the walk-off: you've been saying it wrong"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When would presumptive nominee Trump declare his first unnecessary war? 1) Before the end of his first term. 2) Before the end of his first year. 3) More than a month before the Republican national convention
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Letterman says he couldn't care less about Colbert's 'Late Show,' wonders why a woman wasn't chosen instead, flagrantly displays beard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out "getting your ass handed to you" is a form of "exiting on your own terms"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newcastle scientists determine babby three-ways to be safe
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As if the Presidential election doesn't already have an impact on many things, it may now hurt the United States' World Cup bid
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Theresa Saldana, 'Commish' & 'Raging Bull' actress who survived stalker knife attack in 1982, can't escape long term illness at age 61
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
TeamViewer apologizes for calling you fools fools
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker's 1995 interview with a Normandy veteran who came ashore after the initial assault. To help pick up bodies. The segregated quartermaster's story
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet Norway's version of Warren Buffett, and he's banked 30% yearly gains since 1987
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Squash Federation launches independent review after 3 Olympic snubs in a row. Review will determine if the WSF is at fault or if the IOS is out of its gourd
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Vasile Cepoi, Vasile Cepoi, and Vasile Cepoi are all running for mayor in a Romanian town
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Heartbroken after being dumped by your long-term boyfriend? The easy way to relieve the pain is by embarking on an international sex spree like this scorned woman
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Thu June 02, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Sure, Terminator 3 wasn't great, but now Russia has weaponized it
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Ad depicting casual domestic violence garners backlash as several deem it problematic. Fark: Its Superhero Mystique being choked by Supervillain Apocalypse in the X-men ad
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Worldwide tweets will soon determine the colour of the Eiffel Tower. Is 'ass' a color?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Rude' bear statue removed near China securities HQ after Chinese complained the bear was giving them all the finger
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Remember how you first learned about the WWII interment camps and thought that that was the worst America had to offer that had been "forgotten" by history? The Tulsa Race Riots would like to have a word with you
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The internet tells me that the web is no longer proper
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
On the 100th anniversary of the Battle of Jutland, here's a cool animated description of the battle and the aftermath
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Sun May 29, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
David Letterman likes to joke a lot, and now he jokes about faking his own death if his auto racing team does not win
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Police in Spokane, Washington would like to tell the vandals who smashed watermelons on cars in the middle of the night to knock it the fark off and stop wasting perfectly good watermelons
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix fighting injunction to prevent it from streaming the Zach Galifianakis comedy Masterminds three months before its theatrical release. Well, this will certainly drum up interest in a film no one has heard of
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Thu May 26, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Comedian Craig Robinson coined the term 'Penis Drought' today
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Oberlin students want to abolish midterms and any grades below C, so they can concentrate on their activism. Slack Lives Matter
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Tue May 24, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of The Flash, Barry and Zoom race to determine the fastest man alive while Earth 2's fate hangs in the balance (CW 8ET)
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(Photonics)
 
 
 
Science has perfected the technology for Terminators to identify the living in the rubble and chaos post-apocalypse
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Study determines there are around six chemical compounds that make your dirty laundry smell like Satan's anus, and hope to invent detergent to exorcise them from your socks
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest black market product in Russia? Term papers and dissertations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the awesome NFL mom determined to stop her son's finances from being sacked
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters goes all Shepard Fairey on Navajo Nation, claim "Navajo" is a generic term like "Light Beer." New Mexico Federal judge agrees. Bonus Rick Santorum hat-tip
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Rain has put a damper on the NASCAR Sprint All-Star weekend in Charlotte, but they're still determined to get 2016's running of The Winston going, even at the slightly later time of 9 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scientists have determined how we can prevent half of all cancer deaths". Meanwhile, Fark scientists are working on a way to give The Washington Post more middle fingers
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Wed May 18, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
On the one hand, watermelons are not usually part of an alligator's diet. On the other hand, I'M not gonna be to the one to go get it back
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Most people who use their vehicle as collateral to obtain a short-term loan wind up having it repossessed
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Thu May 12, 2016
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
EA announces their "Assassins Creed"-style game won't likely be ready until Donald Trump's second term
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
Hate your job? Survey finds everyone else does too
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Alewives, ostlers, cardmakers, skinkers, costermongers, and glovers: some DIY occupations from Shakespeare's plays that you should encourage your hipster dilettante friends to try to make a living at
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Undertakers are in trouble because people in the West aren't dying fast enough
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Fri May 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Motorist crashes at high speed, with a monkey on his back. No, I don't mean he had issues with drugs...He had a monkey on his back. Bonus: Police determined that the monkey was not the driver
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin lawmaker looks at aftermath of NC bathroom law and decides not to introduce similar law. Nah, just kidding
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady releases a $200 cookbook, with a foreword by Peter King detailing the best uses for warm buttermilk
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh no this leading investor didn't just call out Corporate America's recklessness concerning short-term financial gains. That would be 'reckless' and uncorporate
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Extremely rare 1,100 carat diamond to bring $70 million at auction, or in Los Angeles Lakers terms, approximately four courtside seats
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Estately)
 
 
 
Your mom would be very disappointed with this map of what mom-related search terms each state Googles more than the others
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The South should remember slavery and its aftermath in the way Germany now marks the Holocaust"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Taking a break from discovering unmeltable chocolate & how herring communicate, scientists actually make a major breakthrough in determining the cause of breast cancer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darrell "Terminator" Issa will not stop. He is now looking at "violations" involving Clinton coordinating her activities and Bill's activities and Chelsea's activities in the Clinton Foundation...and the investigation could last until 2017
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
But I don't understand. We just had the exterminator in to spray the apartment for bears about a week ago
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A fascinating experiment to determine why owls fly so silently compared to other birds
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
After quick escalation, Will Ferrell pulls out of Reagan comedy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil 1Q profit falls from $4.94 billion to $1.81 billion, the smallest since 1999. Or in Wall Street terms, just a trickle
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what will Will Ferrell's next movie role be? How about playing the role of Ronald Reagan?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hungry hippos eat entire whole watermelons at Japanese zoo. Cool and refreshing
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends host suggest Americans "vote by prayer" so "God can determine the best candidate"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Nerds create 120-sided die which can be thrown to determine age they'll lose virginity
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Our attention spans are now thought to be less than that of a goldfi
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
400 years later, the debate rages on: Shakespeare: pompous scribbler or badass editor?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Video games will become a $99.6 billion industry this year. Will have to try again next year to unlock the 100 billion achievement
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Influential venture capitalist warns young start-ups that nobody wants to get into bed with someone who has "dirty term sheets"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You can drunk-drive all you want in your driveway in Michigan
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Newly published research finds women view men as more attractive potential long-term mates if they are good storytellers. In related news, women don't view limericks as storytelling
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Blade Runner sequel to be released earlier than expected. Considering we've been waiting for a sequel since about 1983, "earlier" is definitely a subjective term
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't think of your food as being genetically modified. Think of it as being genetically edited
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's your annual 4/20 thread. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
You can now buy a bolt-on aftermarket spoiler kit for your boring-looking £1.8m Aston Martin Vulcan
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Tue April 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You're terminated, Football"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the only actor to appear with both John Wayne and Arnold
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Sun April 17, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has overtaken Donald Trump in terms of appearances on Sunday talk shows
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(NHL)
 
 
 
You want hockey? The Blues-Blackhawks, Lightning-Red Wings, Panthers-Islanders and Predators-Ducks matchups today will determine who will get a commanding lead or who can make it a series again. First puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kansas determined to find even more ways to mortgage their future in order to maintain the narrative that radical tax cuts work
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
It's sad that we needed a research study to determine if there was consensus of the research into the cause of global warming, but here we are
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Things you didn't know about termites, including their true feelings towards you (last pic)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
David Letterman turns 69 today. Let's look wayyy back to February 1982 and his very first late-night broadcast. Bonus points for glimpsing beardless Chris Elliott
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The Kepler planet-hunting telescope has recovered from emergency mode. Scientists are now reviewing the logs to identify what may have caused the problem, and to determine which group of aliens wiped out the last five days of obser----++++NO CARRIER++++
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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Sat April 09, 2016
(FrontiersIn)
 
 
 
Your brain will light up as you read these 50 psychological and psychiatric terms we've all been using incorrectly
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Thu April 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Q: How do you replace Peyton Manning & Brock Osweiler on your Super Bowl winning team? A: Butt-Fumble & Johnny Eight Ball
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another quality car chase in LA today, going through the rain in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeways, and with a TMZ tour bus trying to stop two "criminal masterminds" in a convertible (still ongoing at this time)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans have what they need to finally take Hillary Clinton down: she had to swipe her Metrocard five times to get on the subway in New York City today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How many people have you indirectly slept with?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That moment when you don't know if you endorsed Ted Cruz or not
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tries to determine what Donald Trump meant when he announced plans to "eliminate the Department of the Environmental." Seems like he may need to learn from the Department of the Educational
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Sick Chirpse)
 
 
 
"Rick you complete, and utter bastard" has been cast in Star Wars: Episode 8
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln carried a secret message concerning the Civil War in his pocket for most of his term. A message so secret even he didn't know about it. And no, it wasn't "DUCK"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama is set to impeach their governor
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the pharmacy company raises the price on drugs designed to let suffers of terminal illness die a peaceful death, a local advocacy group opts for a do it yourself approach
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Mathematicians determine who is the real protagonist of Game of Thrones. Still no solution to the Hodge conjecture
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist explains when the robots rise up, they'll be more like your dumb dog than the Terminator
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-U Kidding): The Senate has NEVER held hearings for a Supreme Court Justice so late in a President's term. Historian: Go home, Orrin, you're drunk
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
YUUUGE truck advertising Trump gets stuck on bridge. Supporters immediately start punching and pepper spraying bridge
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Three new buildings to be constructed around Wrigley Field. Approval granted after determining the structures wouldn't be blocking the public from seeing anything of interest, like a World Series game
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
How you can use your cellphone to determine whether your microwave is going to kill you via leaky radiation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Terminix fined $10 million for being too good at their job
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
FBI unlocks San Bernardino shooter's phone, can now finally determine what level of Candy Crush he reached
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your lazy co-workers serve a really important purpose: making you look good by comparison
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann found out that the world has built a few new bridges in his absence, grabs his matchbook
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Chase Field, home of the Diamondbacks and built with taxpayer money less than 20 years ago, needs repair and the team wants to go elsewhere. However, they're stuck in a long-term lease with Maricopa County. Haven't we heard this one before?
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Under Kansas' new "Spot a penis, win a prize" law Transgender people must use the restroom of their sex as "determined by..s chromosomes, and.. identified at birth by..anatomy", any one encountering a TG person in a school restroom is awarded $2,500
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Letterman has morphed from Santa Claus to totally unrecognizable
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
This year's spring equinox to be earliest in 120 years. Thanks, Obama
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Fri March 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossilized T-Rex found in Montana determined to be pregnant female, prompting emergency State Legislature sessions across the US to ban abortions in the 16,250,000th trimester
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Statistical study determines that a drone will damage an airplane about once every 1.87 years
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Wed March 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cops chasing a chicken: "It's crossed the road and we're working to determine why"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
March Madness could cost employers $4 billion in lost productivity. Which is still less than the $10 billion lost from workers spending time on dating sites, social media, online pr0n
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Tue March 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"The Board of Elections has terminated an Election Day worker who was allegedly involved in an argument with a fellow poll worker today." And by argument, they mean he pulled a gun on the other poll worker
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What do the following three terms all have in common? Bell Shape, East West, Side Set (Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver describes the encryption fight between Apple and the FBI in such simple terms, even iPhone users can understand it
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Sun March 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you one of thousands complaining about expensive housing prices? It turns out buying a house may not be the best decision
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
We apologize for the delay. But we'll be taking off as soon as the pilot retrieves the gun he left in the terminal rest room
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Half-term governor with no achievements calls Ted Cruz a half-term senator with no achievements
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Thu March 10, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
GE has slashed nearly $5 billion in long term employee obligations. But hey, they offered a 401K
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Tue March 08, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are using genetically engineered mice to determine the best way to kill some of the bad parts of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
No, no. I accept your terms, I ACCEPT
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Fruits and veggies cut long-term breast cancer risk. So make sure you squeeze your melons on a regular basis to check for firmness
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Google saw a YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE spike in searches for the term, "how to move to Canada" yesterday
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rabbi to Cruz: "Leave me, Judaism and my people out of your rhetoric"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in my day watermelon was a lot more pale and had a lot more flesh and seeds, bananas looked more like okra, and tomatoes were called 'poisoned apples'
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