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185 headlines found matching 'term'
Thu May 25, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell admits Obamacare repeal is hopeless because he can't possibly get 50 out of 52 members of his own party to support killing 23 million people before the midterms
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Determined to one-up Trump, Pence to hold a rally for no particular reason whatsoever
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Indonesia seems determined to challenge the established Fark wisdom that it's "the reasonable Muslim country"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump calls Manchester attacker an "evil loser". Sick burn, Donnie. Sick burn
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you try to be a practicing vegetarian but occasionally slip up and eat bacon, it's okay. However moving forward you should probably just call yourself a reducetarian
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Tinypic)
 
 
 
Photoshop the aftermath of a visit by a bear
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Democrats are raising record breaking amounts of money going into the 2018 midterms. Thanks Trump
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Wed May 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins sign Nico Marley, grandson of Bob Marley to short term contract, depending on results of drug test
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The information provided by Sally Yates to the Trump Administration detailing Flynn's illicit relationship with the Russians was so incontrovertible that I don't even have anything witty to say about it
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton launches new political action group called "Onward Together", plans to prove that through hard work and determination, even ten people can make a difference
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Googling 'Donald Trump Office' comes up with surprising results. *Chuckles Sovietly*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The GOP may already need to call Kenny Loggins when it comes to 2018 midterms
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
DISPATCH: Mellow greetings officer. What is your boggle? OFFICER: A community member is donating large volumes of lead toward my early retirement fund. I am not experiencing joy joy feelings
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(National Review)
 
 
 
George Will: Today's left would have called Elvis's music 'Cultural Appropriation'... hmmm, I guess he still prefers the right's favorite term 'attractive and successful African-American' music
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The fastest rising baby name in the U.S. is Kylo Ren after parents determine that the name Donald is just too evil
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Maybe the solution to America's "air rage" epidemic is separate air terminals for rich people
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Mick Foley endorses The Rock for President. Hey guys. Idiocracy has already come true. No need
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sacrificial lamb will address the Senate on Comey's retaliatory termination
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Donald Trump would like those dumb dumbs at The Economist to know that he coined the economic term "prime the pump"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The inventor of the action figure has gone to the great toy store in the sky. And, yes, he also invented the term "action figure"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Late night talk shows react to Comey's termination; "He was fired for making Trump president"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Emerging from her crypt, Lich queen Kellyanne Conway defends the termination of Comey and says everyone is tired of hearing about Russia and Trump anyway
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Tue May 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Genetics determine how much coffee you can drink before it goes horribly, horribly wrong
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is one reason why most of Scandinavia determines traffic fines based on income
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oreo is having a $500,000 competition to determine its next limited edition flavor. Let's help them out, Fark
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(MASN Sports)
 
 
 
One month after getting torched for 10 runs over 20 agonizing minutes in his lone start for Washington, 38-year-old Jeremy Guthrie still trying to get over it, recognizes he didn't leave MLB on his own terms, is not looking to sign with anyone
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Some Detainee)
 
 
 
Tennessee shuts down Scientology psychiatric centers after determining they were keeping people against their will. Scientology trifecta now in play
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The non-partisan Cook Report shifts 20 House seats towards Dems after yesterday: "The GOP's willingness to spend political capital on a proposal that garnered 17% support in a March poll is consistent with scenarios that generated a midterm wave"
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Netflix airs version of 1996 Bill Nye episode that remoed a segment claiming chromosomes determine gender
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Thu May 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAX's new private luxury terminal for the rich is the most obnoxiously LA thing ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
More Great news for Congressional Republicans: All Senate GOP leaders except Yertle are term-limited in their current positions and so there will be an internal fight to replace them just as the Senate tries to tackle Obamacare and tax reform
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Terminally-ill cancer patient jailed for LEGAL cancer drug in her system, will miss chemotherapy. Kansas: The Heart(less) Land of America
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can you smell what President Dwayne Johnson is cookin'?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the late great James Brown. It doesn't get any better than his 1982 performance on Letterman
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists breeding Schroedinger cat states, probably using Terminators
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
It's flying termite swarm season in New Orleans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election committee blasts CNN for refusing to air their Trump campaign ad which labels CNN as "Fake News". In other news, barely 100 days into his first term, Trump is actively running for re-election and airing campaign ads
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Security exploit on Intel CPUs dating back to 2008 is finally being looked into. To put this in terms the government can understand, imagine if every microwave dating back to 2008 was spying on you and the manufacturer just now decided to fix them
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News uses Obama-era unemployment numbers to try and make Trump look good, winds up getting excoriated on Twitter in what can be best described as a social media shiatstorm
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Sierra Club)
 
 
 
Donald "can't stop stepping on his own dick" Trump may have just crippled the U.S. coal industry by slapping a tariff on Canadian lumber and attacking NAFTA. See, all the export terminals for U.S. coal are in -- wait for it -- Canada
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Terminally ill man spending last days repairing bikes, donating them to needy kids
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell won't reverse the league's marijuana ban because it's "addictive" and "may not be healthy for players long term". Head shots and PEDs still perfectly okay, though
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently parents in the UK need to teach their children the correct medical terms for their dangly bits and vajayjays
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC Chair: GOP base will limp away in midterms elections if The Wall isn't erect
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a great (union) job with a 3 hour commute. I'm being recruited for a job that pays twice as much, and is remote, but doesn't have benefits or long term stability. I'm divided
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(Time)
 
 
 
Senior administration official tells press that President Trump has determined a course of action for North Korea and that military preparations are underway
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"As you may realize, when a morbidly obese person is cremated, there's a danger of what can only be called (in layman's terms) a 'grease fire'"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the Spanish language version of T2 of course the terminator doesn't say "hasta la vista baby"
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Mon April 24, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Historians describe and rate Donald Trump's first 100 days as president. Let's see what they've said about his term so f-OH LAWD
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Sentient Dessert Cart predicts Trump impeachment...in the middle of his second term
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
There are already 11,000 women talking about running for office in the 2018 mid-term elections. "First we marched. Now, we run"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple has developed fake human sweat. Don't you idiots know that's the only way we could spot first generation terminators?
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
At age 73, Lauren Hutton is modeling underwear. Your age can be determined by how long you read this part before the gooseneck halberd Socrates croissant lasso Ohio Players gargoyle kicks in
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't condemn this couple for giving birth so the infant's organs can be harvested, have a little heart
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine the phrase "Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed" actually has some basis in fact
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michigan is moving to become the final state in the country to stop allowing police officers to legally have sex with prostitutes they are investigating
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Looks like Serena Williams let one get past her baseline, if you know what I mean... Okay, I don't know tennis terms, but Serena Williams is pregnant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Americans don't know basic financial terms other than "foreclosure," "bankruptcy" and "repossession
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst castrates another pig
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
The AI has analyzed your life and attitudes and determined you are at high risk for futurecrime, so I sentence you to an additional 15 years in prison. Is this A) a scene from a Gibson novel B) a nightmare future? C) happening right now?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia has investigated itself and determined that the Syria gas attack was staged
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine people happiest when they are 23 and 69. Personally, I've never tried the first one but I'd be willing to learn
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From Friends to Seinfeld to Girls, which cast had the most realistic New York apartments in terms of layout and rent?
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While Silicon Valley robots specialize in delivering pizza or folding your laundry, Northrop Grumman is developing robots that save lives -- or, as with the Dallas cop-killer, terminate them
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Wed April 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to David Letterman. Here's the infamous 2007 Paris Hilton 'jail' interview
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unfortunately not so rare Furry Convention trifecta complete with this confession of a formerly secret furry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman still finds it hard to believe that she gave birth to a 13 lb. baby. Included photo almost gave this story a "Creepy" tag
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Twitterstorm against United subsides ... as Twitter deletes tweets critical of United Airlines
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While correlation is not causation, it seems that geographic proximity to Russia is a determining factor when it comes to European defense expenditures. Probably just a coincidence
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse accused of plagiarizing 'Chicken Soup for the Soul'. Farking copyrights, how do they work?
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Friedman comes out from the NY Times paywall to assure us that the next six months will determine whether we can get a decent outcome out of Syria
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump does more in two months than two YEARS of Obama
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bong exhibit considered high art. Indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Aetna agrees to drop out of Obamacare in Iowa to coincide with the 2018 midterms
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says the Terminator franchise is "never finished." "Just because Paramount doesn't want to pick up the Terminator franchise, you have 15 other studios willing to do it - that doesn't mean the Terminator franchise is finished"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Comedian brings leashed kangaroo on stage with him to prove that comedian is a very loose term
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Article 50 terms over Brexit addressed by Tusk. DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
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(AOL)
 
 
 
California may yet destroy the world
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump and GOP last week: "We have no healthcare Plan B, if this fails, that's it." This week: "We totally have like 50 Plan Bs and we're very determined to kill as many of you people as possible"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
North Carolina bathroom bill could cost the state $3.7 billion. Or in other terms - 7.4 billion urinal cakes
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cher reveals the REAL reason she finally agreed to do the Letterman show in 1986, and call Dave an a**hole
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police determine London car attacker was not an ISIS terrorist; he was just a garden-variety arsehole
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Arnie Schwarzenegger terminates internet troll who mocks Special Olympics athletes on social media
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This kid is so grounded
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Sun March 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is 'red hot' with rage over healthcare debacle and determined to make disloyal Republicans pay
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 21 best secret bars in the world to host your next Fark party at
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Virginia sides with Pres. Trump. Judges will now face one another in a cage match; travel ban status to be determined by two falls, two submissions, or by a knockout
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley will beat Skip Bayless to death on national television if he ever becomes terminally ill
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Did I violate terms of the lease with my DC hotel? Trump: No
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning begins campaign to run for U.S. Senate
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Owner of Terminator franchise says it isn't dead, and that he has a plan to keep it alive without Arnold or Paramount. "It's something we're incredibly excited about and we think is the direction it needs to head"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Every month, the EU parliament relocates for 4 days from Brussels to another city within the EU, critics say this is wasteful as it costs tax payers about $120 million per year or in American terms a year's worth of Presidential trips to Mar-a-Lago
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When you try to force a dairy to label its real milk as "imitation" milk, you might be a Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oilandgasinternational.com decides to open up a Mozilla Firefox ticket complaining that Mozilla's insecure password warning on their website is wrong because they haven't had a breach in 15 years. "Haven't had" being the important term
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated Terminator 6
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake news delivers new fake polling numbers for Trump showing only 37% approve of his job performance and a fake 58% of fakers disapprove of his job performance
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court rules that the AR-15 is legally an assault rifle. Thus ending that argument for all time
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, because of his big bushy beard, David Letterman keeps getting mistaken for a rabbi. Oy
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
After John McCain called Rand Paul a Russian collaborator, Rand Paul went on TV and said that John McCain was the best argument for term limits, as he has become unhinged in his old age. Oh Snap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers create a 5 minute test to determine if someone is addicted to online porn. You can save 4 minutes and 58 seconds by just looking at them to see if they have bloodshot eyes and one arm freakishly more muscular than the other
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a Chinese government-connected corporation brokered a NYC real estate deal that netted Jared Kushner $400 million because of its ridiculously favorable terms, the head of Chinese Intelligence front buys a $15 mil condo in Trump Towers
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Mon March 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just because it's Monday, let's see what happens when you put 20,000 joules into a watermelon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What's that, oh it's nothing, just Jared Kushner's family making $400 million because a huge Chinese company is buying one of their buildings at a wildly inflated price on terms ridiculously favorable to the Kushners, nothing to see here, move along
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
CAPTCHA no longer asks you to prove you aren't a robot. Why? Well, it's been a long time coming but it needs to be said, robots are people too. Robots should have rights, otherwise they're just gonna kill us all like in Terminator
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Fri March 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
174 year-old Senator Orrin Hatch (R-eally Old) announces he will run for another term of office so he can shout more crazy things at cameras
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Every homeowner worries about medium density and high density developments moving into their neighborhoods, but what about gentle density?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Video games don't have any long-term negative effects, you noob
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Within 48 hours of Article 50, the Brexit terms will be revealed to all, vows Tusk, real savage-like. DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
It's National Proofreading Day - so here's a story about it that contains an error
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uber promises to stop using software to help them operate in areas they know it's illegal for them to operate
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you mean you didn't read Apple's terms and conditions? It's a rather good graphic novel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It looks like the most effective way to save Obamacare is simply to label whatever awful "replacement" the GOP comes up with as "Trumpcare" and sit back and let the Narcissist-in Chief do all the heavy lifting to kill it
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Tue March 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNL's Pete Davidson says he is sober for the first time in 8 years. Difficulty: he's only 23, but on September 11, 2001 he lost his father in the aftermath of the terror attack
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
David Letterman: "I'd like one more shot at interviewing Donald Trump"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be
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Sun March 05, 2017
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
How weird is weird? When it comes to music, that's a tough question...one the Sunday Morning Music Club is determined to find out. What are the weirdest bands you've ever heard or seen in person?
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when your doctor googles medical terminology in front of you
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists studied judo fighters to determine how male testosterone may make the stock market bubble. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian fossils of a bacteria like organism are determined to be as old as 4.3 billion years old, which, for those of you playing along at home, means this life-form emerged about 5 minutes after the Earth stopped being a molten ball of lava
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newly named NSC head McMaster wants Trump administration to drop the term "radical Islamic terrorism." Prefers "alt-faithful" instead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Breitbart, under the leadership of Stephen Bannon, purchased the trademark rights to the term "Big Gay Hate Machine"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hoping that Trump isn't healthy enough to finish his term? Just remember George Washington survived smallpox, malaria, tuberculosis, dysentery and infections. All while eating with wooden dentures
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Feces-padded cells, strip-searching 12-year-olds, and sexual harassment in Yolo County: It's your weekly intermediate appellate courts discussion thread
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit to determine whether Recycling of Urban Materials for Profit has the right to sell old TRUMP sign from bankrupt Atlantic City casino. Wait a second, what was that acronym again?
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Expiration dates are just suggestions. "All I can say is this: It's about time the food industry started listening to my mom.... The Margaretometer is much better at gauging food freshness than any random date concocted by the brainiacs at Nabisco"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The first reasonable-sounding thing emerging from the Trump Administration, ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought it was Obama who created ISIS
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After burning through roughly $2 billion Uber starts to realize that it might not be the best long term business strategy to have rider fares only cover 40 percent of the trip cost
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
CPAC Kicks out Richard Spencer, not because of his white supremacy views, or his glorification of fascism, but because he allowed himself to become an anti-conservative meme
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that she's not a feminist because feminists hate men and are pro abortion. "I, on the other hand, love getting knocked up by men"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CPAC organizer denounces "alt right" on CPAC stage, not because they're racist far-right assholes but because they're a "left-wing fascist group." Also contends sun is "cold," water is "dry," Trump is "really rational, mellow guy with great hair"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The lieutenant governor gets a letter of resignation....from her husband
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Wed February 22, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Which of these things does not belong - Korn, Smash Mouth, Nickelback, Slipknot
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, the hog farmer who bragged about castrating pigs and wearing bread bags on her feet, held a town hall where angered GOP voters who felt betrayed chanted "YOUR LAST TERM"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kremlin disavows the "peace plan" worked out by a Ukrainian lawmaker, Trump's Mob-connected "adviser" Felix Sater, and private lawyer Michael Cohen. Offers condolences to the lawmaker's family on his impending demise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
People who spend their days writing about how Muslims should be exterminated and women are filthy communist whores have decided that kinda sorta defending pedophilia is a bridge too far
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Mon February 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 1,800,000 sign petition, British Parliament to hold 3-hour debate on whether to refuse Donald Trump the honor of a state visit due to his "well-documented misogyny and vulgarity." Bollocks. Arsebiscuits
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined through careful study that the Trump Administration is filled with looney anti-science crackpots. They used a double-blind study and common sense to arrive at these findings
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump isn't going to terminate the EPA," says increasingly nervous columnist for the seventh time this week
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow 30,000 during Trump's first term? Don't bet against it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In the future, Facebook's robots will determine whether you can communicate online
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds dog owners are more sexually attractive than people who own cats
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Proposed bill would allow cities to determine "last call" time for bars in California. Similar bill failed in 2013, but every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Geologists determine there's a new continent called "Zealandia". Derek, Hansel, Mugatu, David Bowie unavailable for comment
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
New British Espionage Act classes journalists as enemies of the State: "Reporting on government leaks would be viewed in the same legal framework as spying for foreign powers. Break the law and face two to 14 years imprisonment"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This actually is Trump's Katrina (No, not wife #4)
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big social media row in Australia over TV host who suggests that people who work in admin are "bogans", sidekick who agrees, and cohost who asks he amend term to "people with mullets and Bintang singlets"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest so-called poll from Gallup, who's a failing pollster mind you, shows that Trump's approval rating is -15 with fake voters. Sad
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Sun February 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Juncker declines to run for a second term as head of the EU. Jean-Claude Van Damme unavailable for comment, current whereabouts unknown
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In two years, people will be so sick of Trump's shiat that Democrats will win back congress in the midterm elections and 30 seconds after that, begin impeachment proceedings
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So you're saying either quantum entanglement exists, or everything in our universe has been predetermined since the big bang. Weird tag fills in for spooky action at a distance tag
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Fri February 10, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Being a foster parent is saintly, being a single foster parent to terminally ill children has no words to do it justice
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Thu February 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky carrots
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Clearly jealous of the [city to be determined later] Raiders, the Arizona Coyotes are looking at relocation
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever yelled at your children? Congratulations, by the 9th grade they'll be violent drug-addled sex fiends. With more friends than you
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Tue February 07, 2017
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Google News now devotes an entire section to Executive Orders that somehow wasn't required when President Obama went on a signing frenzy for the last few months of his term
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump White House Official finally admits it. The only reason they are calling everything "fake news" is because most news stories do not present the dear leader in a flattering light
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, we're going to need a bit more time to craft an acceptable alternative to Obamacare. Like, say until after the 2018 midterms. Wouldn't want to mess up any of our re-election chances, now would we?"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Chamber of Commerce president calls teachers "crybabies" for wanting better pay in a state where the average teacher salary is the worst in the country. That's not how to attract good companies to your state, pal
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Fri February 03, 2017
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Pelosi: "We don't get much support from Wall Street" Fact Check: Your campaign donation disclosures have determined that is a lie
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Millennial to Pelosi: Is there anything Democrats can do to differentiate themselves from Republicans in terms of economic policy? Pelosi to Millennial: We're capitalists. That's just the way it is
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's 2021, and president Donald Trump will shortly be sworn in for his second term
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Tue January 31, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama's horny governor now has some campaign finance violations as well
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
James Cameron's new Terminator movie involves a horrifically spoiled rich kid who terminates the planet because of his terrible upbringing and his non-functioning brain
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's Muslim ban will spend months in the courts before it is determined whether or not freedom of movement applies to all--or just some. Forget 1984; we're becoming Animal Farm. White Christians good, Brown everything bad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump puts the CIA chief back on the NSC after he promises to bring donuts to all the meetings
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists determined that 60% of people can't shut up for 10 minutes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Banshee Kellyanne Conway demands media outlets fire anchors and reporters who criticize Trump
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you've always wondered who turned the word 'snowflake' into a derogatory term, you can thank the author of "Fight Club"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Distraught daughter determined dentist dad did defenestration
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