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152 headlines found matching 'term'
Wed December 17, 2014
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Netflix unimpressed by competitors who claim their own video services can store shows to watch offline without streaming, calls it "short term fix for a bigger problem" that will solve itself in five years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Darlene Love to sing "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on Letterman for the 22nd (and final) time this week. Here is a mash-up of all 21 previous performances. Christmas doesn't get better than this
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Waterboarding is torture. Not ever bringing the 9/11 mastermind to trial is not?
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Mon December 15, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SCOTUS terminates Arizona's attempt to limit abortion drugs
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Sun December 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush to release 250,000 emails from his two terms as governor. Will he run for President in 2016? Be with us next time for "Duck Bush Dynasty" or "Florida Voter Rolls Flush"
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
"I have determined the statistical law of the diatomic molecule in Planck's radiation field by means of a comical witticism"
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS confirms David Letterman to end "Late Show" on May 20. In a related news, Paul Shaffer will stop laughing at his jokes on July 15
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(Descrier)
 
 
 
In a study entitled "The Darwin Awards: Sex Differences in Idiotic Behaviour," researchers examined the winners of Darwin Awards over the last 20 years to determine whether men or women were more likely to perform idiotic risk taking behaviour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Astrobotic, a private spaceflight company, is offering a new service whereby people around the world can fly their special item to the lunar surface. This service has been termed MoonMail"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit emergency manager determines financial emergency will end when city exits bankruptcy. (No need to click, that's the entire article)
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Tue December 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The good news is that we've determined the cause of your mysterious stomach cramps. The other good news is that you're 39 weeks pregnant and it's a baby girl"
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two criminal masterminds decide the best place to discuss their alibi is the backseat of a patrol car with a camera inside it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Political science professor on Michele Bachmann's years in Congress: "I don't think she leaves behind a traditional legacy in terms of monuments and buildings - I think she showed again and again her ability to mobilize new forces in politics"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson, Courtney Love, and Billy Corgan are on speaking terms again. Absolutely no good can come of this. NONE
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Sun December 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No one escapes a fuel truck that's just exploded after a crash unless you are perhaps: The Terminator?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CM Punk to return to the world of choreographed fighting with predetermined outcomes
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
No matter how expensive your house is there's always a chance you might get termites, unlucky Avicii
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Thu December 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The new trailer for Terminator Genisys has been released, and apart from the hideous name, it actually looks like it might be fun
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science suggests intermittent fasting may be a better way to lose weight, especially for those who only have intermittent paychecks
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Tue December 02, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Attention please, hibernation will terminate as we near Pluto
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(78)
 
(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
Math nerds study gerrymandering, determine Duke sucks, water is wet, and congressional districts do not represent the will of the people
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christian Bale on his Terminator: Salvation director McG: "I won't be working with him again, but I wish him very well. Okay?"
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' doctors delayed CPR while they played rock-paper-scissors to determine who had mouth-to-mouth duty
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Sun November 30, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"After setting a franchise record for losses to start the season, the 76ers continued to focus on long-term goals", like the NBA records for consecutive losses (held by the 2013 76ers) and most losses in a season (held by the 1972 76ers)
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Sat November 22, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rare 9.75 carat blue diamond sells for $32.6 million, or in NY Yankees terms, approximately 4 season box seats
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch InBev profits go flat, workers to be terminated on a case by case basis
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Tue November 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Independent senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the message from voters in the midterms: "About 64 percent of the American people rejected the two-party system. They rejected Washington as it now functioned"
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
LAPD increasingly relying on technology to determine where crimes are most likely to occur. Or they can just sit outside any 7-Eleven on a Saturday night and wait for the inevitable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How having the right surname can set you up for life and determine how much money you'll make
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Facebook said to be working on MS Office competitor and business productivity suite called Contradiction In Terms
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(16)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Elizabeth OBVIOUSLY isn't running for president because history teaches us that a first term senator and former law professor has absolutely no realistic shot at actually getting elected president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell: "Our #1 goal is to make Obama a one-term president" Obama: "Yo Mitch, I don't have to worry about a whole lot for two years, you wanna chill and make some legislation?" McConnell: "Yeah, sure. Why not?"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Census data reveal American men's long-term memory capability on the decline
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says the Democratic Party's favorable rating has dropped to a record low, also known as the midterm election results
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A detailed review of the White House security protocol revealed that if a crazy person is determined to gain access to the President, he's not going to let some bushes thwart his plans
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Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Chimpanzee's amazing short term memory will have you scratching your head
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Wed November 12, 2014
(WBP Online)
 
 
 
China poised to be a TOP performer in terms of SPEED and SIZE... that's what *Xi* said
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The UK government just killed the "short term" part of the "short-term payday loan" business
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
No matter what you think about deliberately adding harmful chemicals to Chinese food for short term profits, "Toxic Tofu" would make a really excellent band name
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Sun November 09, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
George W. Bush says in his new book his father almost did not run for a second term. Strangely absent from the reasons doing so is how he figured he was going to lose to Bill Clinton
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Sat November 08, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Brett Favre calls Tom Brady the best QB in the NFL. Peter King last seen leaving grocery store with cart overflowing with buttermilk
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cheer up environmental groups, all is not lost in your battle with climate deniers just because they won big time in the midterms. Okay maybe all is lost
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Fri November 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"You know what, I'm sorry, that is inspiring,...To see two long-term rivals come together, after an election, and unite around a shared message of disingenuous horseshiat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Because it worked so well for Democrats in the Mid-term elections. Harry Reid (D-umbass) will continue to go after the Koch brothers
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Midterm elections prove global warming is a myth. Checkmate, libs
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
The worst predictions about the 2014 midterms
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
One day after the midterm elections it comes out that the number of people under "Active Monitoring" for Ebola in NYC triples to 357
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Our Narcissist In Chief says the midterms weren't about him
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(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Early reports that a Fallout 4 was under development determined to be as fake as news of Abe Vigoda's last death
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Wed November 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While all eyes were on the high profile national races, the voters in AL voted to ban Sharia law, ME considered a ban on bear-baiting and AZ voters passed a "why the fark not?" law allowing terminally ill patients to use non-FDA approved drugs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So as the "red tide" swept over America last night, who "won" the 2014 midterms? Why, Hillary Clinton, of course
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart apologizes for lying to CNN, saying he "didn't vote" in the midterm elections
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So using a photo of one of the 9/11 masterminds in my advert isn't a good move then?
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The five biggest takeaways from the 2014 midterm elections, including who the newest villains are going to be. But heroes have yet to be identified
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Tue November 04, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right. Here we are, stuck in the morass again. 2014 MidTerm Election Thread continued
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the Democrats lose the Senate? Will Republicans snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? Can we finally shut up about Scott Brown? This is your 2014 Mid-Term election thread
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Check out Google's most popular election search terms in each state SPOILERS: It's mostly Ebola and Obama
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will GOP grab the Senate? Will the conspiracy theorists convince voters science is wrong and GMOs are dangerous? Have you been scared to the polls because Republicans? Will LePage be reelected? This is your apathetic 2014 Midterms thread
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
6 things the media won't say about these midterm elections
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President tells his Democratic base not to worry about losing badly tomorrow in the midterms, he's got this covered. Party runs away flailing their hands in the air
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Will third-party Senate candidates stick it to establishment Republicans in the midterms? Here's a guide to see how the spit roast is going
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Emma Watson dedicates her British Artist of the Year award to her hamster. Well, I haven't heard that slang term before, but sure, I guess it works
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Where are they now? Terminator edition
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(32)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Brittany Maynard, the terminally ill woman who moved to Oregon to use the Death with Dignity Law, has ended her life
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says genetics are the main thing that determines a child's IQ, so you can throw all that Baby Einstein crap away
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Fri October 31, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
In terms of calories, one glass of wine = a donut and one can of beer = 3/4 hamburger. So every time you go out, you are effectively having an all-you-can-eat McDonalds and Krispy Kreme binge you fat bastard
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
I can't tell what is worse: These ghastly promotional shots from Terminator 5, or that it's subtitled "Genisys"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the heart wrenching story about the terminally ill lady who was going to take advantage of Oregon's assisted suicide law after her husband's birthday? Well, she's not quite ready to get into the cart
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for the mid-terms, Senate candidates from both parties find "Progressive Jesus," also known as "Jesus"
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(21)
 
(GeekDad)
 
 
 
GeekDad says the original idea for "Exterminite": a five-issue digital comic collaboration came from FARK's Drew Curtis. "When I interviewed Drew for Geek A Week, he had introduced to me the concept of lucid dreaming"
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(34)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nader: "Hillary is unsafe for any Presidential term"
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Unaware that the midterms mean squat for the POTUS elections and that Obama is not eligible for running for president again Joel Osteen has endorsed him just before the midterms. Boy is his anthropomorphic personification gonna be confused
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(136)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's son arrested after stripping to his underwear at Canadian airport. Police determined he was drunk after he was unable to walk the line
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(30)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but at this very moment pigeon-eating catfish, giant spiders, and termites are all plotting to take over the world
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(33)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Tesco's new packaging design for its buttermilk carton is all c*ck and balls
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(68)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to you youngsters who can't be bothered to take thirty minutes out of your busy schedules to exercise your basic civic responsibilities, the make-up of the next Congress will be determined by people who think Jesus rode a dinosaur
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Sun October 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farc commander sentenced to lengthy prison term. So if Drew is going to prison, can we finally do something about the trolls in the politics tab?
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(39)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The 2014 midterms has brought forward an interesting new reality: the two party system stablility is similar to June 1991 in the USSR
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Sat October 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds arrested for trying to abscond with an ATM from a Walgreen's
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper gives right wing journalist a verbal biatchslapping for asking to take a selfie with him during aftermath of Ottawa shooting
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Thu October 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school football coach reinstated after concerns about his locker room "watermelon ritual." Gallagher approves
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Obama has steadily lost white millennial voter support with his second-term floundering, according to the fire-breathing knee-jerk think-tank paleofascists at the Brookings Institution
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(126)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Board of Elections finds 850 voters aged 164. Yankees immediately offer all of them nine-figure long-term contracts
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(120)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
UK considers quadrupling prison terms for Internet trolls. Hey, where'd everybody in the Politics tab go?
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(99)
 
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Harvard researchers announce new method of growing 3D metal nanoparticles in DNA molds. Terminator 2 now reclassified as a documentary
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Someday in the near future you will have to submit a photo of your face to determine which dog is best for you to adopt
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(29)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham has written what she calls an "erotic novel" but is, in fact, the exact opposite of both terms
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(32)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Why won't the Stock vs. Aftermarket Bella feud end? Remember when Damien Sandow wasn't a joke? Is it wise booking to make guys that have been around since 1996 look strong against Rusev on WCW Monday Nit... er... WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1077)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New poll numbers show that Democrats probably won't even bother to show up for the midterms, leaving Republicans to win by crushing landslides. You hear that, Democrats? Crushing landslides, might as well not bother coming out. Hey, you tried
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(175)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico: OMG Obama isn't popular going into his last midterm. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After an interminable break, the Premier League is back in action with Man City hosting Tottenham, the healthy half of Arsenal hosting Hull, Liverpool at QPR, Chelsea destroying Crystal Palace and Manchester United at West Brom
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Sun October 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman's cue card guy fired for assaulting bossy staff writer. Cue cards: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Over $100 million in "dark money" has been spent on mid-term elections by groups like Kentucky Opportunity Coalition. How about that?
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(34)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow: Maybe Democrats 'deserve' to lose the Senate in the midterm elections
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(104)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most coveted voter this midterm election season? The Ebola voter
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(47)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make "living graffiti" by using moss and buttermilk. w/pics of cool examples
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(21)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
When market research goes wrong: Lululemon assumes Buffalonians must like the terms "Wide Right" and "No Goal", so they put it on a large tile mosaic in the store
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(90)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rate of mass shooting has tripled since 2011 according to long-term scientific study. Good news though, according to subby's study, mass shootings are down 1000% in the last 72 hours
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(108)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit prepares for annual Devil's Night arson spree, when hundreds of abandoned homes inside Eight Mile burn. Arsonists say moving the event to Grosse Pointe is in their long-term plans
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's not uncommon to find obscure music genres named in jest only for the title to enter common music parlance. Nintendocore metal began as one of those gags, where a playful jibe at the very concept of niche genres rose up as a musical term proper"
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's pledge of 6% unemployment and 11 million new jobs by the end of his first term in office has been accomplished
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Thu October 09, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists fuse man and machine to give a truck driver a Terminator arm. His child now has the best show and tell of all time ever
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(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
WSJ drone writes article droning on about drone industry's dislike of the term "drone." Drone
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Canadian military going ahead with tests to determine if surface ships can be refitted as submarines
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(46)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Terminally ill woman on why she is choosing to end her life on her terms. Even the Sad tag needs a box of tissues for this one
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(249)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
For the last time, here is how Nielsen correlates small panels to TV ratings, determining whether your favorite show gets renewed or canceled. Too late for Firefly fans, but the rest of you might learn something
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"She was using some vulgar terms, so I kind of leaned out the window and said, 'You can't do that'. She proceeded to drive forward; that's when she hit me the first time, laughing hysterically,"
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Sat October 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
New study finds that birds and bees may suffer long-term consequences due to pesticides, marriage
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(41)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan political mailer that included a phone number for the mother of a Democratic state House candidate is a direct line to his mother who is in long term hospice care for congestive heart failure. Stay classy GOP
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two men named Johnny decide to mastermind a heist in The Rebel Set from MST3K season 4. Joel, Servo, and Crow turn this Edward Platt-starring beatnik movie on its head. "Kazan wants me for OnThe Waterfront 2: Electric Boogaloo"
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The amenities on board this 196ft mega yacht are a little over the top .... or in layman's terms, WAY over the top
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(122)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains the English football class system to David Letterman
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(54)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(358)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boston Herald: "Should we not have run that Obama / watermelon cartoon? Was that wrong?"
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(277)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it tastes all the Thai food in the world
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(9)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For the midterm elections Democrats are doing what they do best - spending other people's money
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(25)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit opening today, the former owner of AIG will argue that the federal government violated his rights by asking for too harsh terms when they lent him $182 billion to keep his company, and the U.S. economy, from collapsing
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(80)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Preserved forever online for future generations, may I present the perfect crystallization of the term "first-world problems"
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(36)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
At this year's Athen's Grease Festival, fry chefs will determine if boiled eggs, candy circus peanuts, pecan pie, and pizza slices can be fried
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(70)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Brennan Center for Justice)
 
 
 
Hey college Farkers, you should determine *now* whether you'll vote in your home district or your smelly dorm's district. This link will help you figure out your voting rights
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(2)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Former NFL kicker Rob Bironas allegedly tried to run a couple off the road and then later went on a high speed chase after a group of students before going terminally wide right
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(65)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Lt. Gov Cox whips it out and slaps it on the table, going on a career ending rampage about term limits, money equaling free speech, calls politics a 'Dumpster fire,' and slides in a dig at Romney for saying things only rich white people say
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(63)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another reason why we should have Dogturday - Wait, that didn't come out right. Crap, that one too. Ugh, I've really stepped in it now. OK, just watch this dog work an airline terminal returning lost items to complete strangers
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(18)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The terms of his Jan. 2 probation called for Simpson to have no alcohol-related, drug-related or traffic offenses." Oops, oops, and oops
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In one broad stroke, criminal mastermind tries to use his hoodie to steal artwork from gallery. This man is no Thomas Crown
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(30)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP tries to point the gun away from their foot, vow to lock Ted Cruz in the closet until after the mid-terms
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(65)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(81)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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(43)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwartzenegger has Maria Shriver's likeness terminated from his official governor's portrait
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(38)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New 'soft robot' walks through snow, is undamaged by flames and can be run over by a car without being stopped. It's almost like they don't make scientists watch 'The Terminator' anymore
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(29)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Three reasons never to use the term "friendzone." Also, calling that stupid hat a "trilby" doesn't make it look less like a fedora
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(481)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter says he will seek another term as president of FIFA, says he's not yet done ruining international football
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(16)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A woman was so determined to not stop an underage alcohol party that she slipped an IV to a 14 year-old girl suffering alcohol poisoning
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(193)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules that BP was "grossly negligent" in the 2010 Gulf Oil Spill, also determines that Osama bin Laden was not a very nice man
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(52)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Paramount sets two new Terminator films for 2017 and 2018
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(83)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Toast)
 
 
 
Every comment on recipe blogs, ever. "I didn't have buttermilk, so I just poured baking soda into a container of raspberry yogurt. It tasted terrible"
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
60-ft long asteroid to pass "very close" to Earth on Sunday. In layman's terms, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
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(54)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
University of Arizona football fan redefines the term 'douchebag' when the crowd begins batting a beach ball around
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(64)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
As we near the mid-terms, let's see how the Senate is shapin-OH DEAR GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY PRECIOUS
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(41)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1091)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
33-year-old slice of Princess Diana's wedding cake auctioned to highest bidder, Jacopo Peterman
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney tells Scotland "You can't do that" in terms of voting for their independence from Britain
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(119)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thank you for choosing Disneyland Paris, your stay will cost $7500. Oh, you need a fridge to store your terminally ill child's medicine? That will be $56,000. Wait, you contacted the press? The fridge will be free
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(111)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ferguson police sued for $40M for violating citizens' civil rights, or, to put it in terms they understand, the cost of about 60 new mine-resistant armored vehicles
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(189)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and and endless supply of expendable labor
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(34)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little-studied Vitamin A2 could give you Terminator-like infrared vision, allow you to search for Sarah Connor
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(36)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to determine the identities of four dead bodies found floating off the coast of Florida, because they can't all be named Bob
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(54)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
From the "It had to happen eventually" files: Watch a three-engine version of the SpaceX Grasshopper research vehicle auto-terminate during a test flight
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(56)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Short on money? Why not start claiming your child has terminal cancer?
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(26)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Timeline of all the missteps the Ferguson police made in the aftermath of the Michael Brown shooting. We're talking about a lot of failure here folks
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(408)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's friends would like you to please stop using the term "Obama's third term." Okay? Thanks
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(120)
 

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