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		Your mama is so fat she exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit  (physorg.com)	(51)

Today's OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE story is about a series of deadly comets being hurled at the Earth by an invisible 'Death Star' in orbit of The Sun, who are of course there  (thesun.co.uk)

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A long, sinuous crack with a big hole in the middle of it? Giggity  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(DNT)

It's a goat. See it in the sky?  (duluthnewstribune.com)

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News: Lawyer for crook calls detectives to turn in item his client stole. Fark: a 30" Newtonian reflector telescope  (ksat.com)

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Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational moon of Saturn  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Airborne Laser successfully shoots down missile during test  (news.cnet.com)

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Girliness and geekiness can co-exist after all. And there's some stuff about institutional discrimination and societal roles, and blah blah. Don't bother clicking the article, there aren't any pics  (salon.com)

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The coolest pictures of the Orion Nebula you will see today  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)

21 best pictures of Mars you'll see today. Marvin the Martian sold seperately  (presidiacreative.com)

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Future of Kitt Peak national solar observatory cloudy, as Obama's astronomy-research stimulus funding diverted to relocating staff and resources to building bigger solar telescope on Maui  (azstarnet.com)

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Merging galaxies create a binary quasar (w/ video simulation awesomeness)  (physorg.com)

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Hubble spots asteroids getting rocks off in space. Bruce Willis unavailable for comment  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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(Some Guy)

Songs from a Supernova  (newscenter.lbl.gov)

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		The coolest pic of Jupiter you'll see in the last ten years  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(41)
		British astronomers say chances of finding aliens are better than ever. With pic of what an alien might look like  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(26)

Gov't: NASA, will you meet the 2020 deadline we gave you for tracking all the rocks in the sky with zero funding? NASA: LOL, oh wait, you were serious? ROFL  (blogs.usatoday.com)

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In the mid 80's, scientists transmitted the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighbouring star systems. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect, but it's sure to come hard and fast    (newscientist.com)

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Coolest photo of the Monkey Nebula you'll see all day  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Ok, you can all un-panic now, the Milky Way isn't going NOM NOM NOM as fast as we thought  (physorg.com)

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400 years ago today Galileo looked up, changing the world and the Universe  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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		It turns out our Solar System is in a galactic minority class. Maybe that's why alien vacationers roll up their windows when they pass through  (sciencedaily.com)	(39)
(Some Guy)		What will rock concerts look like in the future?  (hplusmagazine.com)	(39)

		Riddle me this: What do black holes, vultures, and your mom have in common?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(37)
		One, two, three, four, five. Five new planets. AH AH AH AH AH  (space.com)	(31)

(Galileoscope)

If you've ever wanted to get into astronomy, now is a good time: the International Astronomical Union has produced a telescope that you can buy for $20. May you have clear skies  (galileoscope.org)

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		Five years ago today, the Earth suffered a massive cosmic onslaught that farked satellites and partially ionized its atmosphere... from an object 50,000 light years away  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(67)
		Voyager spacecraft discovers solar system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says should not exist in latest proof that 'scientists' are just making crap up  (physorg.com)	(86)

Just some clouds forming on volcanoes... on Mars. From 74 million miles away. With a small telescope. And did I mention it was animated?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Terry Pratchett: in my religion, the building of a telescope is the building of a cathedral  (guardian.co.uk)

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(MinnPost)

Researchers find dark matter at the bottom of a mine shaft  (minnpost.com)

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Astronomers find the most Earth-like planet yet. Or a big-ass space mirror. They're not 100% sure yet  (cbc.ca)

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Scientists unveil VISTA telescope. Scientists bogged down with questions such as "Are you sure you want to view this galaxy?"  (foxnews.com)

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Sure, infrared cameras help you see through people's clothes. But there are other heavenly bodies out there, y'know  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The bend in the Big Dipper turns out to be double dipping  (blogs.abcnews.com)

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You've been waiting patiently for this: The Mysterious Saturn Hexagon is back (with vid)  (physorg.com)

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Wouldn't you know you it? I'm on a 13.1-billion-year-long flight, so of course the screaming baby galaxy winds up sitting right next to me  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The universe is in danger of collapsing because matter isn't stable. 14 billion years in and NOW they tell me?  (usatoday.com)

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New solar plane takes first test flight. The sun is there  (news.cnet.com)

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(EurekAlert)

Best pictures you'll see today of planets orbiting another star similar to the sun. In fact, the first you've ever seen  (eurekalert.org)

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2.5 gigapixel picture of the galaxy. Giggety. Awwwwright  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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