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Headlines matching 'teenagers'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(wptv.com) Florida An officer pulls you over after you stole $500 worth of jewelry. Do you a) Toss it out the window b) Go out guns blazing c) Hide it in that hot, delicious General Tso's chicken you just bought as a victory dinner (w/pic)  (wptv.com) (50)


Wed February 08, 2012
(MSNBC) Spiffy The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com) (243)


Mon February 06, 2012
(NJ.com) Cool High school student tests her own genetic abnormality in order to reassure her parents. Turns out she's just a teenager  (nj.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice  (thespectrum.com) (204)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Unlikely Tanning beds PREVENT cancer. And treat lupus and fibromyalgia. And skin cancer comes from sunscreen, anyway  (theatlanticwire.com) (84)
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)


Mon January 30, 2012
(UPI) Dumbass If you break into the CNN newsroom, it's probably best not to use their computers to check your Facebook status  (upi.com) (38)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious "Teenagers not wired as whistleblowers." Well, to be fair, a good locker stuffing or swirlie can be considered as a good deterrent  (ksl.com) (77)


Fri January 27, 2012
(My Fox DC) Stupid "It was more of a political statement ... It's not like they were going to go out and shoot the president," said the cop photographed alongside several teenagers with guns posing next to a bullet-ridden Barack Obama T-shirt  (myfoxdc.com) (128)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Millions of homes in Florida and this guy had to pick a police officer's to break into. Hilarity ensues. (With "Ow,ow,ow" mugshot goodness)  (news4jax.com) (21)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Would you let your teenage daughter sleep with her boyfriend in your home?  (dailymail.co.uk) (263)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Dumbass If you suspect a teenager of ding-dong-ditching you, firing your handgun in the air and then holding him prisoner at gunpoint until the police arrive is not a measured response  (nypost.com) (110)


Thu January 19, 2012
(The New York Times) Stupid Teenagers sharing passwords as show of affection, stupidity  (nytimes.com) (28)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sad Gay filmmaker who shot "It Gets Better" video last month decides that it doesn't  (huffingtonpost.com) (464)
(WOIO) Interesting Missing teen found at the last place investigators thought to look: The library  (woio.com) (45)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Media Matters) Stupid Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now?  (mediamatters.org) (220)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass 17-year-old boy picked up by cop outside Motel 6. Then, 17-year-old boy was picked up by cop outside Motel 6  (washingtonpost.com) (83)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Obvious The best way to keep your teenagers from being rude to you is to say, "Yes, you can go to the all-weekend drug-fest sleepover party at the house of that 26-year-old guy who you don't know the name of"  (theglobeandmail.com) (50)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Six teenagers attempt new record for biggest domino spiral, longest-lasting virginity  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Greenacres woman accused of having sex with a 15-year-old, making hotscakes that are inedible  (sun-sentinel.com) (81)
(The Sun) Spiffy Britain's. Strongest. Schoolgirl.  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (127)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)
(Philly.com) Amusing Drastic cuts in school spending show an upside: it's easier to catch teen vandals after they post videos of themselves spray painting cars on YouTube  (philly.com) (17)
(KPHO) Scary *Ding* You are now free to fall asleep and end up in the wrong city  (kpho.com) (71)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Cracked) Silly Six teenage inventors who changed the world and did more with their lives than any of us will  (cracked.com) (42)
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The good, bad and horrible about Season One of "American Horror Story"  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)
(NJ.com) Fail The first rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, don't choose a cop. The second rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, choose a getaway driver who can drive  (nj.com) (24)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Teenagers 'going too far' sexually while drunk. Just not with you  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)


Tue December 27, 2011
(YouTube) Video Someone took all those teenagers complaining about not getting a car or iPhone for Christmas and turned them into a song. Not safe for work lyrics  (youtube.com) (49)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Teen charged with stealing $25,000 from Abercrombie & Fitch. That's almost two shirts and a pair of sandals  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Sun December 25, 2011
(AL.com) Amusing Newest dangerous teen trend that parents should be on the lookout for: snorting candy  (blog.al.com) (62)
(Salon) Followup Today's Fark-ready headline: "Despite the headlines this week, there is no need to panic about kids having group sex"  (salon.com) (85)
(Huffington Post) Cool Teen climbs Mt. Vinson Massif in Antarctica; becomes youngest to climb seven of the world's tallest mountains on Earth's seven continents. What did you conquer at 15?  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero "Teen Girls Having More Same Sex Contact". The Mayans were wrong. 2012 won't be the end. It is going to be the Best Year Ever  (huffingtonpost.com) (170)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The Consumerist) Sad In the worst tragedy on American soil since 9/11, vegetarian's life completely ruined because some stoned teenage windowlicker wouldn't make her a veggie sub. 10 years from now, we'll all remember where we were when we read this  (consumerist.com) (192)


Thu December 22, 2011
(NJ.com) Spiffy 16-year-old girl who failed CPR class resuscitates 75-year-old heart attack victim. Imagine what she could have done if she'd passed  (nj.com) (97)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Arizona Star) Scary Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Penis  (azstarnet.com) (47)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Fail If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl  (press-citizen.com) (99)


Sat December 17, 2011
(AZCentral) Dumbass Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins  (azcentral.com) (15)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Train conductor channels Silent Bob/Indiana Jones. NO TICKET (w/photos & video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Life.com) Obvious Believe it or not, my son, there once was a time when grown men were excited by the sight of cheerful, full-grown women and felt sorry for dour, underfed teenagers ... rather than vice versa (some NSFW-ish pics)  (life.com) (764)


Sun December 11, 2011
(The Morning Call) Obvious Teenage city council member gets head start on political career  (mcall.com) (81)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Komo) Obvious Sleepy 65 year old wakes up confused. What are all these teenagers doing in my bedroom? And who replaced my pillow with this steering wheel?  (komonews.com) (21)
(WXYZ Detroit) Silly Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass  (wxyz.com) (73)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting 28-year old woman, 13-year old boy, 8 counts of sexual battery, 4 counts of carnal knowledge, 3 counts of kidnapping, 2 turtle doves and a count of indecent behavior with a juvenile. In a pear tree  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (177)


Fri December 02, 2011
(TBO) Spiffy Tampa Bay Online notices that their coverage of a custody dispute "is trending today on Fark.com" (2nd section)  (www2.tbo.com) (0)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Yahoo) PSA My dad was right: The safest vehicle for a teenager is a multi-ton land barge  (autos.yahoo.com) (85)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Advice columnist suggests that moms use the Twilight movies to talk to their teen daughters about sex. Absent from the suggestions: "Don't get knocked up by someone 90 years older than you are"  (suntimes.com) (100)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Teen who needs to spend more time watching Ric Romero dismayed when the racy pics she uploaded wind up on porn sites  (palmbeachpost.com) (550)
(BBC) Interesting Modern American teenagers appear to have lost their love for cars, preferring to hang out online instead of 'cruising' together. Which leads to the question: What the hell is wrong with modern American teenagers?  (bbc.co.uk) (239)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Rick Hilton says son Conrad was completely sober, merely hit two parked cars because he was trying to avoid a dog that ran in front of him. Then went home to his wife, Morgan Fairchild  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney was a complete tool and buzzkill as a teenager, too  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)


Fri November 18, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Teen learns the #1 rule of fishing: DON'T GET YOUR EYE CAUGHT ON A FISH HOOK  (nwfdailynews.com) (40)


Thu November 17, 2011
(WISHTV) Scary Guy beats girlfriend off with dumbbell. Let's see how this shakes out  (wishtv.com) (85)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay  (orlandosentinel.com) (64)


Wed November 16, 2011
(wsbtv) Dumbass Teen gets stuck in chimney while trying to break into house. Cops say it's very common during the flue season  (wsbtv.com) (22)
(News.com.au) Scary Hamsters that have sex during adolescence may stunt the growth of their reproductive organs. Poor Lemmiwinks  (news.com.au) (8)


Mon November 14, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Researchers find sleep paralysis is more frequent in students -- which is no surprise to anyone who has ever taught a class of teenagers  (upi.com) (70)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Authoriteh) Strange While your teenager is bragging about being class president, this kid was just elected mayor  (kwwl.com) (29)


Tue November 08, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Surprisingly, some people have a problem with an escort agency offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400  (myfoxdc.com) (232)
(Some Teen) Florida Parents decide that letting teens have sex at home is much safer than pretending they don't have sex at all. What could possibly go wrong?  (wtsp.com) (99)


Sat November 05, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season four, it's Attack of the Eye Creatures, in which a group of teenagers try to thwart inept aliens. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this awful remake enjoyable. "Come out with your eyes up"  (youtube.com) (28)
(Roanoke Times) Dumbass Not news: Salem High School marching band flawlessly executes halftime show with artistry and precision. Fark: with an escaped, mostly-nekkid Noid of some kind running amuck among them carrying a stolen flag  (roanoke.com) (46)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart kindly offering new forum for women and heterosexual alpha male patriots who hate Glee but watch it religiously so they can warn other women and totally non-gay guys about the evils of musical theater and lustful teenage boys  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (67)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Philly.com) Asinine Fark ready headline: "Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint"  (philly.com) (48)
(ABC Action News) Sad Thought you could go at least one week without a birthday shooting. You thought wrong  (abcactionnews.com) (9)
(Houston Press) Sick Texas judge sentences disabled teen to harsh punishment for file sharing  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (605)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)
(NJ.com) Strange 12-year-old boy retaliates against pickup football tackler by body-slamming him, rupturing his spleen. He has just been drafted by the Steelers  (nj.com) (89)
(My Fox Boston) Dumbass Guy gropes teenage girl out with her family, is lucky bar bouncers were nearby to keep her father from killing him  (myfoxboston.com) (158)


Mon October 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Weird Teen violence linked to fizzy drinks. Damn you, Willy Wonka... DAMN YOU  (news.com.au) (81)


Sun October 23, 2011
(AZCentral) Dumbass Smoke dope, take off your clothes, run into a random house, jump into bed with a six year old girl. Shelbyville teenager learns that one of these things is not like the others  (azcentral.com) (94)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Quad City Times) Followup Police have arrested five teenagers for throwing pumpkins off a bridge earlier this month. They believe the five were bored out of their gourd  (qctimes.com) (30)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword  (bellinghamherald.com) (155)

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