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Headlines matching 'tee'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Gizmodo) Amusing When you have a Millenium Falcon guitar, you're guaranteed a spot in the Mos Eisley Cantina band  (gizmodo.com) (11)
(Time) Amusing Ten things that are just as annoying about Star Wars: The Phantom Menace now as they were thirteen years ago  (entertainment.time.com) (107)


Fri February 10, 2012
(CBC) Asinine Mo-om, the Vice-Chair of the Senate Banking Committee is sitting too close to meeee  (cbc.ca) (29)
(Jalopnik) Fail The lack of a stainless steel body, Flux Capacitor, and time circuits are a dealbreaker  (jalopnik.com) (11)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com) (44)
(YouTube) Hero Not news: Teenager trash-talks parents on Facebook. News: IT Dad finds said post while upgrading teenager's laptop. Fark: Lectures her and goes "Dirty Harry" on the offending computer  (youtube.com) (389)


Thu February 09, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious NJ DOT committee presents recommendations on ways to reduce train-related deaths. #1: Stop getting hit by trains  (nj.com) (40)
(The Onion) Amusing Brain dead teen, capable of only rolling eyes and texting, to be euthanized  (theonion.com) (19)
(Think Progress) Strange New Hampshire Republicans propose bill to eliminate workers' lunch breaks. Bills requiring workers to kick puppies and root for Duke still in committee  (thinkprogress.org) (61)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Wired) Interesting Are robot cars legal? If not, who volunteers to tell them?  (wired.com) (45)
(MSNBC) Spiffy The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com) (243)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gizmodo) Asinine Heroes: How elite special forces armed to their teeth busted into Kim Dotcom's family mansion to capture two kids, one baby, two Filipino nannies, a woman and one clumsy meganerd  (gizmodo.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Strange You're not really hardcore until you tattoo your inner lip. "It will only last about three months because your lip will keep rubbing against your teeth"  (couriermail.com.au) (54)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Wimp) Video Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between "balls of steel" and "moron with sluggish survival instincts"  (wimp.com) (23)
(NJ.com) Cool High school student tests her own genetic abnormality in order to reassure her parents. Turns out she's just a teenager  (nj.com) (30)
(CBS News) Obvious Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com) (53)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com) (68)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Eighteen-mile crack seen in Antarctic glacier. Coming Up Next: Unfrozen Giant Caveman Plumber  (gma.yahoo.com) (23)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice  (thespectrum.com) (204)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Under Obama, government spending has declined at the steepest rate since the 1970s  (theatlantic.com) (327)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Eighteen percent of Americans would give up sex for six months in exchange for someone else paying their bills for just one month  (dailymail.co.uk) (144)
(Some Guy) Fail We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)  (nerdbastards.com) (83)
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)


Mon January 30, 2012
(WPXI) Fail A thief breaks into a car and steals c) a woman's false teeth  (wpxi.com) (39)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Oh, the cute manatees  (theatlantic.com) (14)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious "Teenagers not wired as whistleblowers." Well, to be fair, a good locker stuffing or swirlie can be considered as a good deterrent  (ksl.com) (77)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Dutch town with no roads, only waterways. So you'll need a Dutch boat with some sort of Dutch steering mechanism  (dailymail.co.uk) (100)
(LA Times) Interesting To cut production costs, an Ohio congressman has introduced a bill that would require pennies be made out of steel, instead of just doing away with the worthless things altogether  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (144)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Wimp) Video Inspiring dog rescue that is guaranteed to stir up a little dust  (wimp.com) (19)
(My Fox DC) Stupid "It was more of a political statement ... It's not like they were going to go out and shoot the president," said the cop photographed alongside several teenagers with guns posing next to a bullet-ridden Barack Obama T-shirt  (myfoxdc.com) (128)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Live Science) Obvious Study finds religion boosts self-esteem in religious societies, but has no effect in secular ones. Science, on the other hand, makes people everywhere feel AWESOME  (livescience.com) (60)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Would you let your teenage daughter sleep with her boyfriend in your home?  (dailymail.co.uk) (263)


Wed January 25, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Strange "In her application for a restraining order ... the girlfriend said the argument was sparked by a cat and an Estee Lauder skin-care product"  (twincities.com) (26)
(The New York Times) Followup NYC amputee-diabetic campaign features man who had his leg 'shopped off  (nytimes.com) (29)
(Gothamist) Sad Teenage boy died on his birthday evading six young women trying to give him kisses. It even says so on his headstone  (gothamist.com) (79)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Dumbass If you suspect a teenager of ding-dong-ditching you, firing your handgun in the air and then holding him prisoner at gunpoint until the police arrive is not a measured response  (nypost.com) (110)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary You can't really say your Sweet Sixteen party is a success until at least six people get shot  (news.yahoo.com) (79)
(Onion AV Club) Fail Fourteen albums that inexplicably went platinum. Like Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out  (avclub.com) (119)
(Think Progress) Asinine Gingrich said the $300,000 penalty he was ordered to pay by the House Ethics Committee was a reimbursement for the cost of the investigation, and that "on every single count, I was exonerated"  (thinkprogress.org) (301)
(LA Times) Interesting Teens are getting dates to school dances in new, wacky ways. What happened to simple begging and/or chloroform? Kids these days  (latimes.com) (113)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy Will Americans join the itty bitty titty committee?  (slate.com) (345)
(The New York Times) Stupid Teenagers sharing passwords as show of affection, stupidity  (nytimes.com) (28)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Video Since this is getting deleted anyway. GREENLIGHT THIS My 8th grade students playing Brown Eyed Girl on steel drums. OMGWTFLOL  (youtube.com) (13)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting A look inside an extensive yeast collection. Once again, we can't thank your mother enough for volunteering ALRIGHT THATS JUST GDAMN FUNNY I LV YER MOMJOKES  (mnn.com) (23)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Marketwatch) PSA Yahoo to Jerry Yang: You leave now. You been here seventeen year  (marketwatch.com) (41)
(PennLive) Fail Good news, everyone. I've invented a concrete manatee that can live in a creek  (pennlive.com) (46)
(io9) Interesting 10 really bizarre brain disorders. How people can enjoy Jersey Shore or Teen Mom not on the list  (io9.com) (60)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Southern Baptist pastor and his wife promote "sexathon" by climbing into bed. On the roof of their church. Along with their teenage daughter and three other kids  (dailymail.co.uk) (88)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic  (wrcbtv.com) (258)


Sun January 15, 2012
(WOIO) Interesting Missing teen found at the last place investigators thought to look: The library  (woio.com) (45)
(LiveLeak) Scary Don't worry. We can probably guarantee the monkey with the human baby face won't be outside your window tonight, scratching to get in. Well maybe we can guarantee. Who are we kidding? He's out there now  (liveleak.com) (21)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Examiner) Followup Teen atheist showered with Christian love  (examiner.com) (910)
(Media Matters) Stupid Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now?  (mediamatters.org) (220)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool New York City health department has found their newest spokesperson against the dangers of super-sizing: a diabetic amputee. Naturally, some people have a problem with this. Mostly, though, they work for fast food companies   (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (127)
(The Register) Spiffy Not news: Congressman rips into SOPA bill, defends Google. News: A Republican congressman. Fark: The chairman of the House Oversight Committee and 11 year member of the House Judiciary Committee  (theregister.co.uk) (74)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Telegraph) Followup Random group of completely legitimate businessmen now the biggest business in Italy, still has its eyes on US Steel  (telegraph.co.uk) (18)
(USA Today) Followup Steelers LB James Harrison had no choice but to tackle Broncos WR Eric Decker low in a hit that sprained Decker's MCL, says butthurt Steelers fan. Wait, did I say butthurt Steelers fan? I meant John Elway  (content.usatoday.com) (98)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic In shocking news, a Ravens-Steelers game resulted in someone's life being saved  (blogs.baltimoreravens.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Amusing United Airlines puts on a troll face, reminds Steelers fans they got Tebowned before departing Denver  (sports.yahoo.com) (93)
(Denver Post) Sick Why did the geese cross the road? Because a teen chased them so that they could be run over by his friend in a pick-up  (denverpost.com) (64)


Mon January 09, 2012
(TSN) Hero TFer: "If the Steelers lose, I will shave 'TEBOW' in my chest hair. And post pictures." TF never forgets  (tsn.ca) (350)
(Guardian) Repeat Stephen Hawking reaches 70. Must have been a really steep hill  (guardian.co.uk) (52)
(Slate) Obvious Denver beat Pittsburgh not because Tim Tebow is Godlike, but because the Steelers held him in such low esteem they didn't believe he could nail a simple cross pattern  (slate.com) (191)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious The best way to keep your teenagers from being rude to you is to say, "Yes, you can go to the all-weekend drug-fest sleepover party at the house of that 26-year-old guy who you don't know the name of"  (theglobeandmail.com) (50)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Will the Last Manning Standing lead the Giants to victory over the Falcons? Will Tebow's favorite deity give him the power to take down the Steelers? It's the NFL Wildcard Weekend: Day 2 thread (games at 1 PM on Fox, 4:30 on CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4568)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Six teenagers attempt new record for biggest domino spiral, longest-lasting virginity  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Fri January 06, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Roethlisberger: I don't think Tim calls up ESPN and says, 'Hey, put me on every day, and make it the Steelers vs. Tebow.'  (content.usatoday.com) (49)
(io9) Interesting Mysterious religious codex found to contain images of Satan, offering historical insight into the lives of thirteenth century monks who were stuck behind desks all day without access to Fark  (io9.com) (40)
(Denver Post) Silly If the Steelers win on Sunday, the mayor of Denver has to wear a Terrible Towel. If the Broncos win, the mayor of Pittsburgh has to Tebow in public  (blogs.denverpost.com) (96)
(STLToday) Asinine Details of Albert Pujols's new contract emerge: Guaranteed hotel suite on all road trips, no trade clause and $75,000 bonus for coming in third on the MVP ballot  (stltoday.com) (71)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool This girl has steel balls: She snuck into a Russian military rocket factory, took amazing photos and then gave authorities the finger when they asked her to take them down  (gizmodo.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Cool "Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they're in the same general area"  (bisserjeta.hsara.com) (92)
(TMZ) Amusing Teen Mom trainwreck Amber Portwood is being evicted  (tmz.com) (54)
(Life.com) Obvious "Drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now"  (life.com) (83)
(CBS News) Stupid Has it been seven hours and fifteen days already?  (cbsnews.com) (27)
(NPR) Interesting Turns out it is actually quite healthy for your teen to talk back and let you know you're horrible. HORRIBLE. *slams door* HORRIBLE *slams door again* HORRIBLE *slam* YOU'RE HORRIBLE  (npr.org) (122)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CNN) Followup Sickle cell trait keeps Steeler's Ryan Clark out of the Denver playoff game  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (115)
(New York Daily News) Hero A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire  (nydailynews.com) (746)
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)
(Philly.com) Amusing Drastic cuts in school spending show an upside: it's easier to catch teen vandals after they post videos of themselves spray painting cars on YouTube  (philly.com) (17)


Tue January 03, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Texting helps teens quit smoking, speaking to other human beings  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (15)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Interesting British doctors suggest not flushing toilets to reduce the spread of diarrhea along with not brushing teeth to reduce spread of cavities  (abcnews.go.com) (19)
(CBS News) Scary That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo  (cbsnews.com) (246)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Cracked) Silly Six teenage inventors who changed the world and did more with their lives than any of us will  (cracked.com) (42)
(CNN) Unlikely Fifteen religious predictions for 2012 includes classic Apocalypse occurring if President Obama is reelected  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (104)
(Chicago Tribune) Florida Lebron gets engaged on New Year's Eve, finally guaranteed a ring  (chicagotribune.com) (28)
(Public Domain - Not yours) Obvious Duke might suck, but their annual list of books, movies, and music that WON'T be entering the public domain, due to landmark copyright legislation passed in 1976, will make you think copyright law sucks a teenie bit more  (law.duke.edu) (121)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Teenagers 'going too far' sexually while drunk. Just not with you  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy Some Guy) Scary Man who ran his twin down in a car sentenced to 40 years, having sinister goatee shaven off  (missoulian.com) (34)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boing Boing) Silly Three old-timey inventions to keep livestock off train tracks. They won't steer you wrong  (boingboing.net) (18)
(Daily Mail) Sad Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)
(Short List) Video Mad skills at African amputee soccer tournament  (shortlist.com) (22)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Bangor Daily News) Strange Teen on mushrooms attempts suicide by throwing himself into passing light-speed alien rainbow cloud chariots  (bangordailynews.com) (96)
(truTV) Asinine Sixteen reasons your vote won't count in the Wednesday, November 7, 2012 elections  (trutv.com) (139)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Well, what you caught there is the infamous "Ball Cutter" fish...known to kill men by feasting on their testicles. With pic of ball cutting teeth  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Wut? Bill Maher dissed Teebus? CANCEL MAH HBO  (thepostgame.com) (144)
(YouTube) Video Someone took all those teenagers complaining about not getting a car or iPhone for Christmas and turned them into a song. Not safe for work lyrics  (youtube.com) (49)
(Topsail Voice) Dumbass Officer Quagmire's investigation into a "suspicious person in the area" leads him to a second floor balcony to check on a seventeen year old girl in her underwear  (carteretnewstimes.com) (84)
(Starpulse) Obvious Sinead O'Connor's fourth marriage barely lasts more than seven hours and fifteen days  (starpulse.com) (60)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Teen charged with stealing $25,000 from Abercrombie & Fitch. That's almost two shirts and a pair of sandals  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Sun December 25, 2011
(AL.com) Amusing Newest dangerous teen trend that parents should be on the lookout for: snorting candy  (blog.al.com) (62)
(Huffington Post) Cool Teen climbs Mt. Vinson Massif in Antarctica; becomes youngest to climb seven of the world's tallest mountains on Earth's seven continents. What did you conquer at 15?  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)


Sat December 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Seahawks troll their way to victory over the 49ers? How badly will the Bills lose to the Teebuses? Will the Cowboys and Giants wind up tied for first in the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 16 thread, games start at 1 PM on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (2127)
(Huffington Post) Hero "Teen Girls Having More Same Sex Contact". The Mayans were wrong. 2012 won't be the end. It is going to be the Best Year Ever  (huffingtonpost.com) (170)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Autistic boy placed in "therapy" bag to control outbursts. In other news, there are 673 teeth on a gym bag zipper  (nydailynews.com) (52)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The Consumerist) Sad In the worst tragedy on American soil since 9/11, vegetarian's life completely ruined because some stoned teenage windowlicker wouldn't make her a veggie sub. 10 years from now, we'll all remember where we were when we read this  (consumerist.com) (192)
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Five of the scariest ski slopes in America. "Paradise begins with an eight-foot drop and continues through a steep obstacle course of trees, rocks and, often, ice - this is east coast skiing after all"  (mnn.com) (112)


Thu December 22, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Old and busted: Unlimited data* New Hotness: In stock*, guaranteed by Christmas**  (usatoday.com) (82)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Telegraph) Dumbass Teenage juror who stopped trial by pretending to be sick but in fact used the time to go and see musical "Chicago" found guilty of giving the judge the old razzle-dazzle  (telegraph.co.uk) (68)
(Some Guy) Obvious For the record, Schoolhouse Rocks' "I'm Just A Bill" does not anywhere mention House-Senate conference committees or what happens if the House and Senate disagree on a bill  (mcclatchydc.com) (102)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Not News: Steelers-49ers game delayed. News: Because of exploding transformer. Fark: The stadium is in "Candlestick Park"  (nfl.com) (101)


Mon December 19, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Pittsburgh Steelers do the the San Francisco 49ers the same thing that happened the last time Ben Roethlisberger and a bunch of pills were mixed? Find out on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (lots)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study shows significant numbers of teenage girls are having group sex. Somehow this is supposed to be a bad thing  (dailymail.co.uk) (191)
(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators  (salon.com) (259)
(Some Guy) Scary This is why SOPA will probably get voted for by the Judiciary Committee. Enjoy  (opensecrets.org) (143)


Sun December 18, 2011
(NJ.com) Hero "Fifteen years ago, I voted in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act. I now realize I was wrong. Today, I am announcing my support for the Respect for Marriage Act, which repeals DOMA"  (blog.nj.com) (165)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Fail If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl  (press-citizen.com) (99)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool How TeenNick and a rabid fanbase resurrected the 90s  (popwatch.ew.com) (68)
(msnbc) Stupid New report from Carpal Tunnel Institute says the average teenage girl sends and receives 4,000 texts a month   (digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com) (36)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins  (azcentral.com) (15)


Fri December 16, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Good: SEC to file charges against ex-Freddie, Fannie with fraud. Fark: Civil charges only, with a 'no prosecute' guarantee  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (100)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Followup WI Governor Walker (R-ump teeth) recall abutt to become reality  (startribune.com) (290)
(Washington Post) Scary I had a horrifying dream that middle-aged people who could not distinguish between a domain name and an IP address were trying to regulate the Internet. Then I woke up and the Judiciary Committee's SOPA hearings were on  (washingtonpost.com) (378)
(MSNBC) Interesting FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (38)


Thu December 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Sad Eventually, the free market will step in and say "Hey, we don't like dying from tainted liquor" and "Hey, we don't like hospitals that burn up because there are insufficient inspections". Don't fret, marketeers  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (91)


Wed December 14, 2011
(IMDB) Hero Wanted: Someone to go see this movie with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own popcorn. Safety not Guaranteed. I have only watched this once before  (imdb.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Sad "Teen Mom" Leah takes daughter for MRI to detect reasons for developmental delays. Apparently "being daughter of Teen Mom star Leah" is too obvious  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Two students were shot and wounded outside Texas middle school. Police suspect nearby hunters but have not determined if they have the correct license for teens  (news.yahoo.com) (151)
(NPR) Amusing This year's Christmas must-have gift for kids: Spinning Tops. Next thing you know, those little whippersnappers will be pushing steel hoops down the pathway with a stick. Now excuse me while I go get some fresh onions for my belt  (npr.org) (73)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Life.com) Obvious Believe it or not, my son, there once was a time when grown men were excited by the sight of cheerful, full-grown women and felt sorry for dour, underfed teenagers ... rather than vice versa (some NSFW-ish pics)  (life.com) (764)


Sun December 11, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Colts pick up their first win of the season? Can the Bears maul Teebus? Will the Giants defeat the Cowboys to tie up the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 14 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4633)
(The Morning Call) Obvious Teenage city council member gets head start on political career  (mcall.com) (81)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times  (content.usatoday.com) (86)
(YouTube) Sappy Ugly-ass orphan short-tailed fruit bat rescued, hand-raised by bat sanctuary volunteers  (youtube.com) (25)
(Some Fabulous Guy) Dumbass Not news: Shoplifter arrested. News: Shoplifter Detained By Employees, Arrested. FARK: His teeshirt in his mugshot  (wmur.com) (99)


Fri December 09, 2011
(My Fox DC) Sick Holiday cooking tip #28: Castrating lambs with your teeth can make you sick  (myfoxdc.com) (74)
(Some Boob-Lover) Spiffy A flat-chested teenage Salma Hayek went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. "I put my hands in the holy water and went: 'Please Jesus give me some boobs.'" Thank you, Jesus  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (117)
(azfamily.com) Dumbass You find a nude picture of your girlfriend's teen daughter on her cell phone. Do you: A) Ground her B) Take her phone away from her C) Forward the picture to all the contacts on her phone in order to teach her a lesson  (azfamily.com) (221)


Thu December 08, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Bring your daughter to the slaughter, it's your Browns-Steelers discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Florida College baseball coach who sent teenage girl a pic of his bat and balls expected to play catcher for a while  (610wiod.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Followup Sixteen-year-old who took sword from Lincoln Memorial says, "the sword came loose when I grabbed it"  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (116)
(The Hill) Dumbass Rep. Charlie Rangel (Derp-N.Y.) thinks we need to reinstate the draft because only the poor volunteer to serve in the military, and they're not getting the job done  (thehill.com) (190)
(Politico) Asinine Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off  (politico.com) (56)
(Komo) Obvious Sleepy 65 year old wakes up confused. What are all these teenagers doing in my bedroom? And who replaced my pillow with this steering wheel?  (komonews.com) (21)
(WXYZ Detroit) Silly Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass  (wxyz.com) (73)


Wed December 07, 2011
(BBC) Interesting The 2012 list of inductees to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has been released. Guns and Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys make the cut. Welcome to the Geritol  (bbc.co.uk) (237)
(Some Manatee) Misc Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline   (myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com) (478)
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Slate) Interesting Nancy Pelosi is downright giddy that Newt is surging in the polls. Why? Well, she served on the ethics committee that investigated a younger, more attractive Newt back in the day and has "a thousand pages" of dirt on him  (slatest.slate.com) (264)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Ron Santo finally voted into Cooperstown by the Veterans Committee. It's heel clicking time at Sheffield and Addison  (washingtonpost.com) (123)
(CNBC) Fail Eurozone heading for some steep contractions. Come on Eurozone, give me one good push. YOU BASTARD, YOU DID THIS TO ME  (cnbc.com) (29)
(The Local - France) Unlikely France passes law banning prostitution by criminalizing paying for sex, thus guaranteeing married men will never get laid again  (thelocal.fr) (49)


Sun December 04, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Kourtney Kardashian in bitter Twitter feud with 'Teen Mom' star. This is what our culture has fallen to, people. Weep for America  (content.usatoday.com) (63)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Smoking crack, passing counterfeit money, smacking up juvies, spitting on arrestees, cracking heads open -- just another day in the life of corrupt untouchable cops in the great state of Florida  (heraldtribune.com) (148)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can the Toon stick a fork in Chelsea's season, or does AVB have what it takes to right the Chelsea ship? Are Spurs ready to make a run at the title? All this plus a guaranteed Fergie meltdown at a linesman in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (193)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fox News) Dumbass "What we've got here is a failure to communicate..." Would someone hand Georgia State Sen. John Albers (R-eading Deficient) a dictionary so he can look up the word "volunteer"?  (foxnews.com) (95)
(Telegraph) Sad Cool: Telegraph obit of WWII vet with the usual giant clanking British steel balls. Bonus: "Leading his company in a dawn raid, he surprised the local mayor, who was sharing his bed with several attractive companions"  (telegraph.co.uk) (32)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Are you sitting down? Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but it turns out that abstinence-only education leads to higher teen pregnancy rates  (eurekalert.org) (191)
(NYPost) Obvious New congressional ethics bill has about as many teeth as Shane MacGowan after his fifth brawl of the night  (nypost.com) (11)
(Yahoo) PSA My dad was right: The safest vehicle for a teenager is a multi-ton land barge  (autos.yahoo.com) (85)
(WBIR) Dumbass Not news: Teen accidentally shoots his girlfriend. FARK: while he was pistol-whipping his mother  (wbir.com) (42)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Old and Busted: The Osmonds. New Holyness: The Osteens  (610wiod.com) (42)
(ESPN) Interesting New Jersey Nets to offer Brook Lopez, two first-round draft picks, and an autographed vinyl copy of Bruce Springsteen's "Live/1975-85" album to the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard  (espn.go.com) (38)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sick Owners of home where teen died during sleepover charged with possessing a rotten possum  (ajc.com) (36)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Can a steel cage contain Mizark's hatred of peas? Will Randy Orton do to Cody Rhodes' bag the same thing he did to Mickie James's? Will Santa Foley have a Socko Elf? It's WWE Smackdown, live at 8 PM ET on SyFy  (bleacherreport.com) (lots)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Advice columnist suggests that moms use the Twilight movies to talk to their teen daughters about sex. Absent from the suggestions: "Don't get knocked up by someone 90 years older than you are"  (suntimes.com) (100)
(profootball talk) Sad In an age of concern over concussion and brain injury, the Pittsburgh Steelers are still 3/5's of a person   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (38)
(The Hill) Scary With Barney Frank leaving, the Democrats are going to turn the bat shiat crazy on the top Democrat on the House Financial Services Committee up to 11  (thehill.com) (79)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Teen who needs to spend more time watching Ric Romero dismayed when the racy pics she uploaded wind up on porn sites  (palmbeachpost.com) (550)
(YouTube) Cool Donny Darko: The feel-good teen comedy of the season  (youtube.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Followup Teenage girl who tweeted a criticism of Kansas Governor and then refused to apologize after pressure from the Governor and her school ends up getting over 6000 followers a day later. Welcome to the internet, Gov. #blowsalot  (news.gather.com) (325)
(BBC) Interesting Modern American teenagers appear to have lost their love for cars, preferring to hang out online instead of 'cruising' together. Which leads to the question: What the hell is wrong with modern American teenagers?  (bbc.co.uk) (239)


Sun November 27, 2011
(WQAD) Fail Fifteen people showed up to a Michele Bachmann event in Iowa  (wqad.com) (167)
(ESPN) Interesting Can 2011's #1 draft pick keep the Colts on track for 2012's #1 draft pick? Will Caleb Hanie prove his worth? Which will be more epic:Teebus or Riversface? It's the NFL Week 12 thread (games begin at 1 PM on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3921)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Six reasons why the Steelers have what it takes to win the Super Bowl (but don't tell the Green Bay Packers)  (bleacherreport.com) (141)


Thu November 24, 2011
(National Post) Asinine Teen burglar's apology letter to victims may be even greater trolling attempt than this headline, the U.S. Constitution  (news.nationalpost.com) (149)
(Slate) Dumbass "We had twenty guests for Thanksgiving and nineteen pies. That's when I knew Thanksgiving got out of hand." WHY DO YOU HATE PIE?  (slate.com) (57)
(WSB TV) Stupid And the woman in the back said "your prices are on crack" and it turned into a salon blitz. And the girl in that place took a bowl to the face and it broke her teeth in to bits  (wsbtv.com) (70)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Weird I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)
(Gawker) Dumbass At the debate last night, Michele Bachmann either made up a bunch of shiat about Pakistan nuke sites being attacked by terrorists, or she just eloquently showed why she can't be trusted on the House Intelligence Committee  (gawker.com) (150)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Fark ready headline: Illinois teenager blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight film  (huffingtonpost.com) (40)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine GOP pushed to privatize Medicare during super committee negotiations   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (77)
(NewsBusters) Asinine CNN Anchor rips John Kerry a new one over the Super Committee's incompetence...yeah, just kidding, she said he sounded "very sexy"  (newsbusters.org) (55)
(Reuters) Asinine In between the romantic bike rides, beef jerky pow wows, cupcake sessions and football parties, the super committee actually made some headway towards a deal  (reuters.com) (89)
(IGN) Scary Fifteen really, really hard video games  (games.ign.com) (182)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney was a complete tool and buzzkill as a teenager, too  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)
(Wired) Video Ttteennn mmmeeesss mmmeeerrrriiiiizzziiinnggg tttiiiimmmeeee lllaaapppsssseee vvvviiidddeeeoooosssss  (wired.com) (9)
(Orlando Sentinel) Sad Oh, the tiny manatee  (orlandosentinel.com) (15)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)
(io9) Cool Before there were the Muppets, Jim Henson was into some *really* freaky puppeteering. (w/ multiple awesome pics and videos)  (io9.com) (21)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious The good news: the members of the so-called "super-committee" are finally talking with each other. The bad news: they're talking about how to spin their failure  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (194)
(LA Times) Unlikely Joe Paterno's son has a plan to get his dad's name back on the Big 10 trophy. But he needs someone to go back in time with him. You'll get paid after you get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (138)


Sat November 19, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Hooters waitress volunteers as guest speaker during Great American Teach-In at local school. Apparently one mother has problems with this. "I'm not knocking waitresses ... My point is, these kids should have higher goals"  (tampabay.com) (371)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Teenager drops 280lb after discovering woman attempting to be world's heaviest weighed LESS than her  (dailymail.co.uk) (119)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Democrats taunt the latest GOP supercommittee offer a second time, accuse them of smelling like elderberries   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (109)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Teen learns the #1 rule of fishing: DON'T GET YOUR EYE CAUGHT ON A FISH HOOK  (nwfdailynews.com) (40)
(CNBC) Interesting Debt crisis shows Angela Merkel is the boss. Tony Danza and Bruce Springsteen demand a recount  (cnbc.com) (16)
(Wall Street Journal) Silly Dita von Teese shares her beauty tips: Be beautiful. Get naked. Don't marry Marilyn Manson  (blogs.wsj.com) (64)
(Salon) Ironic George W. Bush unknowingly gave Democrats a weapon to use against the Congressional Supercommittee  (salon.com) (85)
(Slate) Amusing World's most popular strain of lab mouse a stereotypical farker: "He's a teenaged, alcoholic couch potato with a weakened immune system"  (slate.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Cool Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discover antimatter particles behave differently from their matter counterparts, likely due to their evil goatees  (news.yahoo.com) (27)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass This college professor says the First Amendment guarantees your right to A. Free speech. B. Be on the news. C. Convince everyone your opinions are correct. If you answered B and C, you can probably guess which college he works for  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)
(News.com.au) Interesting Police find six tons of marijuana in a cross border tunnel, and another three tons in a truck. All eighteen tons have been confiscated. Wait, that's not how the meme goes... Are they F-ing high?  (news.com.au) (94)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay  (orlandosentinel.com) (64)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Washington Post) Sick Stop me if you've heard this one before: a priest, a pregnant teenager, and an 84-year-old woman are hit with pepper spray  (washingtonpost.com) (274)
(wsbtv) Dumbass Teen gets stuck in chimney while trying to break into house. Cops say it's very common during the flue season  (wsbtv.com) (22)


Tue November 15, 2011
(fox10tv.com) Dumbass Teens drink bleach to pass drug tests, with predictable results  (fox10tv.com) (133)
(azfamily.com) Unlikely Family defends toddler beauty pageants by pointing out that fake teeth, fake fingernails, and fake tans are the same as using helmets and pads in football. "That's what they need to compete"  (azfamily.com) (162)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Starpulse) Cool "Glee" star Lauren Potter is down with President Obama's Committee for People With Intellectual Disabilities  (starpulse.com) (65)
(UPI) Interesting Researchers find sleep paralysis is more frequent in students -- which is no surprise to anyone who has ever taught a class of teenagers  (upi.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Obvious The Congressional super-committee finds a way to save $1.2 trillion dollars in the current budget. By adding it to the deficit  (news.investors.com) (62)
(Talking Points Memo) Scary Texas-based Tea Party movement that is hugely anti-voter fraud and is trying to put its volunteers in place to watch polling places now in league with the lunatic who thinks the poor shouldn't vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)


Sun November 13, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Royal Caribbean lowers drinking age on ships overseas. Promises that any teen who can't handle their alcohol will be put into dry dock  (travel.usatoday.com) (24)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting 'Fake Marijuana' may trigger heart trouble in teens, real marijuana use may cause decline in parents' stash  (news.yahoo.com) (124)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Boing Boing) Cool How a group of hackers and internet folks are working with Japanese volunteers to harness DIY technology to record and share data about radiation hotspots  (boingboing.net) (27)
(New York Magazine) Followup A collection of reviews for Adam Sandler's latest awful film, Jack and Jill: "I was gritting my teeth 15 minutes in"  (nymag.com) (77)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Super-committee Dems to GOP: We'll see your $1 trillion in debt reduction and raise you another trillion-but, you'll have to raise taxes a little. Your move  (news.yahoo.com) (212)
(Some Guy) Dumbass John Daly pulls a tin cup without the heartwarming redemption  (cbssports.com) (23)
(Some Authoriteh) Strange While your teenager is bragging about being class president, this kid was just elected mayor  (kwwl.com) (29)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Democrats and Republicans each deny blame for the failing super committee. Just blame it on Obama, everybody else does  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (201)


Wed November 09, 2011
(SFGate) PSA If you have a 2004/2005 Toyota you really should check out their latest steering recall notice, but that's just my pinion  (sfgate.com) (27)


Tue November 08, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Surprisingly, some people have a problem with an escort agency offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400  (myfoxdc.com) (232)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Super committee heading to failure. Well isn't that just super  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (59)
(Some Teen) Florida Parents decide that letting teens have sex at home is much safer than pretending they don't have sex at all. What could possibly go wrong?  (wtsp.com) (99)


Sat November 05, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season four, it's Attack of the Eye Creatures, in which a group of teenagers try to thwart inept aliens. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this awful remake enjoyable. "Come out with your eyes up"  (youtube.com) (28)
(The Raw Story) Florida Teens suspended for hugging at school. Baseball and football coaches still allowed "good hustle" pats of encouragement  (rawstory.com) (73)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Canada.com) Sad Police release graphic, bloody photo of dead teen from before she was attacked  (canada.com) (92)
(SFGate) Interesting Speaker Boehner (Marxist-OH) signals willingness to consider tax hikes if the Super Committee puts them forward while "reforming" Social Security and Medicare  (sfgate.com) (106)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Starpulse) Sad Hugh Jackman cried while watching "Real Steel," presumably from regret  (starpulse.com) (57)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Breitbart kindly offering new forum for women and heterosexual alpha male patriots who hate Glee but watch it religiously so they can warn other women and totally non-gay guys about the evils of musical theater and lustful teenage boys  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (67)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Tea Party freshmen are worried that Super Committee won't do what they want. Welcome to Washington, kids  (washingtonpost.com) (57)
(BBC) Cool If I understand science correctly, then sciencers just discovered a way to keep us all looking like hot underage teens until we get into some kind of fatal accident  (bbc.co.uk) (60)
(Philly.com) Asinine Fark ready headline: "Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint"  (philly.com) (48)
(Houston Press) Sick Texas judge sentences disabled teen to harsh punishment for file sharing  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (605)
(BBC) Obvious Investigation continues into how rockfall left 15 mobile homes teetering on the edge of a cliff in south Wales, although initial findings indicate that rockfall was to blame  (bbc.co.uk) (41)


Mon October 31, 2011
(CNN) Fail Big Ben and the Steelers are "a champion... ready to re-impose its will on opponents". Tag is for article's choice of words  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (78)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNN) Sad NBA sees own shadow, guaranteeing four more weeks of lockout, canceled games, general apathy  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (87)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless  (suntimes.com) (139)
(Vimeo HD) Cool Some girl hiked alone across Iceland. Oh, and she took some amazing video along the way, too. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of stunningly beautiful scenery  (vimeo.com) (51)
(truTV) Obvious Thirteen manipulative sex institutions and how people are controlled within. Subby's domestic partnership strangely absent from the list  (trutv.com) (86)
(WRAL) Sick Pricipal caught sayof with two fourteen-year-old girls. Bonus: a few of his love emails attached  (wral.com) (129)
(Yahoo) Weird "It was like Blades of Steel out there"  (sports.yahoo.com) (85)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious High school parents worry that teens are getting too frisky at homecoming dances. This is not a repeat from 1951, 1961, 1971, 1981, 1991 or 2001  (washingtonpost.com) (117)
(Buzzfeed) Interesting Fourteen punctuation marks that you never knew existed. Bonus: snark mark  (buzzfeed.com) (178)
(NASA) Cool Pacman nebula now has sharp teeth. Wocka wocka wocka  (nasa.gov) (9)


Wed October 26, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing There's an epic NFL matchup coming this Sunday. No, not Patriots at Steelers, Colts at Titans. This will be only the second meeting in NFL history between two teams that lost by a combined 89 points the week before  (espn.go.com) (44)
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Changing the litter box for your thirteen cats may make you qualified to help track endangered Bengal tigers in Nepal. "The whole idea is to scoop all the poop"  (mnn.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Spiffy World Bank calls for safety net for poor people. Republicans call for lowering the net to the floor and installing steel spikes  (finance.yahoo.com) (35)
(WUSA9) Florida Drunk father lets nine-year-old drive family car. And no, this is not a repeat. Nine. The new sixteen  (wusa9.com) (21)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)
(NJ.com) Strange 12-year-old boy retaliates against pickup football tackler by body-slamming him, rupturing his spleen. He has just been drafted by the Steelers  (nj.com) (89)
(My Fox Boston) Dumbass Guy gropes teenage girl out with her family, is lucky bar bouncers were nearby to keep her father from killing him  (myfoxboston.com) (158)
(Some Guy) Fail Methadone, ambesol, same thing when it comes to toddler teething, right?  (wjrr.com) (31)


Mon October 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Weird Teen violence linked to fizzy drinks. Damn you, Willy Wonka... DAMN YOU  (news.com.au) (81)
(Yahoo) Obvious Overconfidence may be compensation for low self esteem? Subby is obviously too awesome for this to apply  (news.yahoo.com) (45)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Paranormal Activity 3 has topped the box office with $55 million, becoming the biggest horror opening ever. Meanwhile, Three Musketeers and Johnny English get beaten by robots and a remake  (deadline.com) (110)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Smoke dope, take off your clothes, run into a random house, jump into bed with a six year old girl. Shelbyville teenager learns that one of these things is not like the others  (azcentral.com) (94)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Roadside) Photoshop Photoshop this teen in a tank  (bigpicture.ru) (39)
(Quad City Times) Followup Police have arrested five teenagers for throwing pumpkins off a bridge earlier this month. They believe the five were bored out of their gourd  (qctimes.com) (30)
(Fox News) Interesting Frito-Lay accused of deceptive advertising to teens. Company refutes claims, but still plans to launch Farmville Cool Ranch chips  (foxnews.com) (8)
(CNNGo) Scary Fifteen spectacular swimming pools you should visit. Except for #2, which probably has poltergeists  (cnngo.com) (50)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Well, it's one month before their Thanksgiving deadline, and so far the debt Supercommittee has accomplished...absolutely nothing  (washingtonpost.com) (65)
(Politico) Strange What do Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Al Sharpton and Gary Bauer all have in common? They still have open presidential committees that owe money to creditors  (politico.com) (18)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Boing Boing) Spiffy 'Occupy George': Print data about US wealth disparity on one dollar bills and spread the information. Subby volunteers to raise class consciousness in Portland's strip clubs  (boingboing.net) (184)


Tue October 18, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Brigham Young researchers find link between media profanity and teen violence, wag fingers sternly  (upi.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Sick No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword  (bellinghamherald.com) (155)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Sad Seventeen kid-friendly programs that will teach your children about death. Yes, Jim Henson and The Muppets are on here. Warning: childhood memories  (avclub.com) (119)

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