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312 headlines found matching 'tee'
Wed July 09, 2014
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(21)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(41)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
New test can predict if your teen will be a binge drinker later in life. Question 1 - Have you applied to UNLV as your primary choice for college?
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(11)
 
(Time)
 
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The college savings cheat sheet: It's as easy as 5-2-9 (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
This is gonna shock you so you better sit down for it: US teens are pretty crappy at money management
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nineteen times this article's moronic author wrongly decided there is such a thing as too much bacon
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(57)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Selfies are primarily taken by teenage girls who like to show themselves off in the mirror, often making the dreaded 'duck face.' Then there's Ringo Starr
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When asked about the "dynasty" question Hillary Clinton points out that we've had two Roosevelts and two Adams as president, and for some strange reason steers clear of making any mention of the two Presidents Bush
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israel contemplates invasion of Gaza as revenge for rocket attacks which were revenge for killing of militants which was revenge for killing of teenagers which was revenge for something else. Or as they refer to it in the region, Tuesday
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Mon July 07, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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Sat July 05, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: A Culver's restaurant in Wisconsin burns down. News: Instead of firing the staff the owner pays $144,000 out of his own pocket to keep his staff while rebuilding. Fark: And only asked them to use the time to volunteer in the community
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(73)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Fourteen of Britain's most disgusting foods. Click it, if you dare
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(128)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is "basically imprisoned," assuming you think of having an apartment, working a 9 to 5 job, being able to eat what you want, and not having to live behind steel bars with gun wielding guards as "prison"
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(125)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Bubbling' Is the new teen trend that no teen anywhere has ever done but will be reported in horrified tones by news outlets across the country
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(152)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After sixteen years of marriage, Jewel is back on the solo-yodeling circuit again
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(82)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Everyone who thought their "guaranteed" pension plan was safer than a 401(k), step right up. Not so fast, PBGC
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(70)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody would dare use our Hobby Lobby ruling to justify discriminating against gay people." Fourteen anti-gay business representatives: "Challenge accepted"
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(288)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Manatees may come off the endangered species list, because anything known as the sea cow has to be okay
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much did you make last year? I guarantee it wasn't as much as this tool made for 3.5 days' "work"
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(18)
 
(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
Man with balls of steel jumps into world's largest sinkhole with no gear, still no word on how many corvettes he found down there (w/amazing video)
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Mon June 30, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just a tip to impressionable teens: if a cop takes you to a place with "a bed, food, personal lubricant, {and porn} videos" that might actually be "his apartment" rather than "a police substation" despite what he tells you
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israeli military searchers think they have found their missing teenagers
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(172)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In 1998, eighteen members of Project for a New American Century wrote a letter to President Clinton. Today, their dream has come true
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Sat June 28, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Suarez to FIFA panel: "Ok, you know how it LOOKS like I bit that guy's shoulder? Its funny because I was....uh....falling, yeah, and so, I always break my falls with my teeth. Always have. So my teeth just fell into his shoulder"
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(27)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Steelo
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police sing their hearts out to the tune of OneRepublic's "Counting Stars" to coax teens out of gang activity. Pretty sure the teens aren't the ones committing a crime here. (vid)
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huntsville Alabama volunteers to have the ACLU sue them further into the stone age than they already are
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(172)
 
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
The volunteers who restored the lost footage from the SpaceX Falcon 9 landing played it like Tetris: one macroblock at a time
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(9)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Teen faces weapons charges after threatening his grandmother with a juice box. Thankfully, she was smart enough to say "no" when asked if she wanted a Hawaiian Punch
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(46)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown could get a reality show on BET, and it would be a guaranteed hit
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No one gets their teen years right, so what advice would you give your 13-year-old self?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think the price tag on Google Glass is too steep, our Google overlords have you covered. With Cardboard
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies discover that when the umpires take four minutes on a replay review, it still doesn't guarantee they won't blatantly blow the call
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Wed June 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cat sits on police woman's shoulders while she investigates a possible burglary, still refuses to volunteer information on what it saw from its hiding place in the ceiling
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh hai, don't mind this drone outside your window. Just please continue doing what you normally do. Like brush your teeth, get undressed, fondle your naughty bits. You know, just act natural
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(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
High school student testifies before Senate Finance Committee, tells them the obvious: "Higher education is only for the privileged, and that needs to change right now"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where else would a teenager kill his nudist grandmother and drive her body around in her minivan?
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(41)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology announces newest initiative: The Global War on Science
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(95)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(104)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Carjackers thwarted by the bane of all teenagers: the dreaded manual transmission
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(226)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(36)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Final sex abuse lawsuit against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has been dismissed. Mr. Clash is now looking forward to getting back to work, jamming his fist up someone again
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(60)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Long arm of the law recovers double amputees' stolen truck, prosthetics
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(12)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Teenager who lost half a finger during an illegal rave says he stayed and partied and didn't seek medical attention because the bass had been dropped and it was "hard"
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(87)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Teen stowaway who survived a 5-hour flight in airplane wheel well: "It wasn't scary"
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(69)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Men who were videotaped doing a cannonball into a pair of manatees get probation
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Peter King (R-eality Check) says Ted Cruz is "the center of his own universe" and "has no idea what's going on around him". Cruz rebuts by swearing he's never heard of the 6-term former chair of the Homeland Security Committee. Oh snap
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(72)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Turning a random scribble into a mind blowing drawing is guaranteed to put you in a good frame of mind
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(9)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
The first picture of Shredder from Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has been released, and it's even worse than you'd expect
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only two things come from Texas, steers and HBO shows about Texas politics. I don't see any horns on you, boy
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(49)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Michael Bay to revise Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for accuracy; turtle power
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(18)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm not staggering, I have back problems." says mother of the year candidate with two teens in the car and an award winning booking photo
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thirteen sentences that never end well
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(110)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 2003: The last scene Don Knotts and John Ritter ever did together in a cameo appearance on 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter
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(23)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can EY retain his title against MVP in the big steel cage? Will Bully Ray continue to make the Carter family bleed? LIVE from Dallas, Texas, this is YOUR official TNA Slammiversary XII discussion thread (8:00PM, PPV)
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(316)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
This just in: Summer is the worst time for teenage drivers
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen opens world's first pawn shop for idiots
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(51)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians and bands that have had some of the worst luck ever seen. Yes, Badfinger is represented
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(85)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The seventeen best songs to listen to on Father's Day
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(58)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicagoans celebrate Father's Day weekend by shooting fifteen people in twelve hours
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(60)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
FBI on the lookout for the "Vampire Trucker" who used fake teeth to appear like a vampire and sometimes filed his victims' teeth
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(18)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Chuck Noll takes a bow for his final (steel) curtain call
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(37)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(56)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police arrest crossdresser who absconded with eighteen televisions from a Walmart
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(16)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
That house teetering on a cliff in Texas? They're going to burn it to the ground at 10:00 AM local time
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(312)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Teen gets a little help with his prom proposal video
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(13)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brain-dead US teen to get high school diploma in most blatant example of grade inflation ever seen
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(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swim ban lifted after shark swarm shut down Alabama beaches. Locals still in shock after seeing a creature with a full set of teeth
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(37)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen takes mom's driving directions just a little too literally
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(59)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sony unveils a new PS4 video game trailer that is pretty much guaranteed to be played on all cable news networks every time there is a mass shooting incident in the next five years
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(78)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hermann Goring's car goes up for eBay auction; winning bidder will be required to exhibit it at county fairs in between the zeppole booth and Blackjack The Giant Steer (10,000 Hamburgers on the Hoof)
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(31)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You want haunting images? I'll give you haunting images. Here's an abandoned amusement park on a foggy day. The only thing missing are four meddlesome teenagers and their great dane
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(88)
 
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Only steers and mad cows come from Texas and I don't see any horns on you, boy
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(29)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Minnesota teen spends a year living in a snow cave to raise money for Habitat for Humanity. In related news, you can sleep in a snow cave in Minnesota in August (pics)
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(16)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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(16)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
10 essentials for a more comfortable camping trip. Or, you could just live in your garage for a weekend, brushing bugs out of your teeth and destroying your clothes with your massive pit stains. It's pretty much the same experience just cheaper
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(58)
 
(Fame 10)
 
 
 
Fifteen '90s stars you'd still love to disappoint
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(112)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man in Northern Virginia shoots two teenagers with a BB gun just to watch them... well, uh, bruise up, really
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
What do you think of when you hear Alabama and Mississippi? Rednecks and bubbas? College football domination? Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee and the Senate Banking Committee? Wait, what?
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(18)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thanks to Ronald Reagan, Bruce Springsteen became political to help the working man. Okay, so maybe "in spite of," not "thanks to" President Reagan
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(40)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Latest comic book hero to get a darker, grittier reboot: Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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(67)
 
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
Did you know a snail's tongue looks like a conveyor belt of shark's teeth? Check out this and other fascinating/freaky microscopic images
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(21)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here's a hippo having its teeth brushed
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The struggle between the Tea Party andthe mainline GOP in MS looks a lot like the struggle the state Democratic party went through in the early 70's when old line segregationist squared off against slightly more genteel segregationists
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I caught my teenage daughter using a hand mixer to masturbate. Should I buy a new mixer, or will this one come clean? And should I recommend a whisk instead? Totally swear this isn't a fake letter
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(183)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Chicago Reporter)
 
 
 
Chicago gets $169 million from Washington to spend on fixing up distressed housing, spends $140 million of it on vital granite countertop infrastructure and essential stainless-steel appliances
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(94)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's not every day you read a story about someone needing bolt cutters to remove a steel ring from their penis. THANK GOD
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(50)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's a metal singer do when he spots the audience groping a teenaged crowd surfer? Stop the concert, of course. "If I farking see that shiat again, I swear to God I will point you out in the crowd and have everyone around you beat your farking ass"
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(324)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Experimental lice powders: They were as fun as they sound. Let's just say that volunteers with some brands came down with literal scaly scrotums. Others came down with anus rash. All in all, many preferred the lice
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(20)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Teens across America facing unemployment levels above 50 percent, plan on sparking up a bowl, discussing that higher minimum wage, man
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(107)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The teeth of nightmares
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(39)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
How does a double-amputee cat go downstairs? Oddly enough, it's not ka-THUD, ka-THUD
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(8)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Toonzone)
 
 
 
Multi-decade tradition of Saturday morning cartoons on broadcast TV is finally dead, as The CW cancels its cartoon block in favor of live-action E/I programming that discusses teens' issues
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darrel Issa tells John Kerry he can't testify before Issa's committee, immediately follows with telling FoxNews that Kerry is trying to avoid testifying before Congress
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(124)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Someday root canals will be a thing of the past once scientists perfect blasting laser beams into your teeth
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(38)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sex toys √ Drugs √ A positive pregnancy test √ AMC Gremlin with a completely pink fuzz interior √ Naked photos √ A cut handcuff hanging on the steering wheel √ Just another day in the life of a Las Vegas valet (SFW)
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(33)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
School in hot water for giving a disabled teenager a close shave Down Under
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(35)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
60% of Canadian teenaged boys are liars
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(55)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average CEO now makes 259 times what the average worker makes, up from 181 times that salary in 2009. That's a pretty steep increase. Here's why he's worth so much more than your sorry ass
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Tue May 27, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Apparently teenagers in Georgia need to be warned that tying someone to a heavy metal object, and then throwing them in a lake can result in drowning
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(117)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Are you a teen? Are you a rebel? Then the producers of the Real Housewives shows want to film your life. Casting notice ad: "(expletive) parents. They're old and don't know (expletive). It's 4:20 and time for your friend Molly to tell your story"
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(21)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After a week of searching, involving four different local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and about 1,000 volunteers, police finally locate missing Cincinnati student. 15 feet from his home. That is some fine police work
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The seventeen most terrifying supercomputers from 1960s pop culture. The M-5 makes the list, so it's definitely worth it
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Senator brings bomb to committee meeting to prove security is a "joke." Great punchline
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(30)
 
(Some Baby)
 
 
 
Collection of baby pictures that will be coming back to haunt someone in sixteen years or so
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Beckett throws the first Dodgers no-hitter in eighteen years, first no-hitter in MLB this year
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You might be a hippie if you try to argue that an invasive species of plant that clogs waterways and squeezes out native plants for nutrients is misunderstand and its self-esteem is being harmed by classifying it as 'invasive'
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(43)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Awesome: Last week was the first time an amputee, a Pakistani woman and a Saudi Arabian woman scaled Mount Everest. Don't Wanna Live on This Planet Anymore: Also the first time someone did the Harlem Shake on the summit
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(61)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Time to brush off the Cheetos dust from your clothes, brush your teeth, comb your hair and tuck in your shirt. Sofia Vergara breaks off engagement to Nick Loeb
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(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're a resident of Duluth, Minnesota, you will be able to watch an interrupted thirteen hour video of an Arby's executive slow-roasting a brisket to prove his company's new sandwich is completely legitimate
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(36)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Parents accuse high school of indoctrinating their children into a cult, leading to the students becoming secretive, distant, and non-communicative. Or in other words; teenagers
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(102)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Following North Carolina's lead in dealing with climate change, US House "Science" committee votes up law specifically forbidding the military from studying or planning for it
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(143)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-wine scientists double down and say it's also good for your teeth
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(24)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
War criminal questions the loyalty of amputee veteran
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(199)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The House Science committee does not devote it time to myths like global warming. Instead it involves itself with serious subject such as how to get more of its members guest spots on Ancient Aliens. Note that I said "more"
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Get over by your fainting couch -- it turns out that teenagers often lie on school questionnaires
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute teen eats nothing but chicken escalopes, suffers no health complications: "Just the thought of putting other foods in my mouth and not liking the taste makes me feel anxious" (w/pics)
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(157)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the guy who signs nearly everybody's paycheck in Eastern Ukraine came out against independence and sent his steelworkers to help out the cops; locals there have made it clear they've also had just about enough of the separatists
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(46)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: TX teen busted for making a pan of pot brownies. News: he faces 5 years to life if convicted. Fark because under TX law the weight of the brownies, including the flour, cocoa and sugar, all count towards the weight of drugs he "possessed"
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(176)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libya orders Islamist-led militants to the capital, presumably to reenact Benghazi in honor of the House committee starting this week
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(11)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transgendered teen held in prison for months without charges for the crime of being different. Oh, and for assaulting 11 different people. But activists SWEAR it's about the transgender stuff
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(225)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New agitpropumentary "Fed Up" shows the seamy side of agribusiness with 89 minutes of "corporations are teh evil" and 30 seconds of HFCS subsidies steered to Iowa by politicians who are against such horrors now that they're retired
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(177)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The KEEEE-EEEEE seventeen year cicKEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEE cicadas are back and in KEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEEE full force this year KEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEEE KEEEE-EEEEE GODDAMMIT SHUT UP
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(52)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Fourteen MLB games were played yesterday. Six ended in shutouts. Welcome to the 1960's
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(26)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Sixteen amazing facts about Sea-Monkeys
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(23)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, now I think the rich are just mocking us: Casino mogul Steve Wynn pays $28 million for an unbelievably ugly statue of Popeye by an artist whose stainless steel rendering of a balloon dog recently sold for $58 million
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(104)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NASCAR Live -- Who will be the two drivers to transfer into the All-Star race on track? Who will the fans choose to join them. Can the Dogecoin fans outvote Danica's devotees? It's the Sprint All-Star race open, Live now on FS1
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(69)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
14-year-old German teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock by a team of private security guards at a cost of $3,000 because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone
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(85)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Billion dollar battle in teeth-whitening industry pits multinational Proctor & Gamble against company with three employees
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen charged with bong attack, murdering a plate of cookies, really harshing everyone's mellow, man
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(17)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
He wanted to raise £10,000 for the Teenage Cancer Trust. Instead he's raised over £3.2 million. R.I.P. Stephen Sutton, aged 19
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(38)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber reportedly under investigation by LAPD for armed robbery. Unknown if LA County Jail has a protective unit for pretty Canadian teen idols who think they're "street"
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(119)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know who really killed Paul Walker and Roger Rodas? Porsche and its overpowered, oversteering death trap of a car
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(130)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Browns not guaranteeing Johnny Manziel the starting QB job. So, uh, why did they draft him, again?
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(126)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Facebook lowers your self esteem, you big fat dummy who isn't having as much fun as Fun McFunderfun living it up in Trophywifeville
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(20)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fifteen people die in stampede at soccer game in Congo. Just to put that into perspective, 15 people die at pretty much everything in the Congo - weddings, birthday parties, train trips - there will be a double-digit death toll when the dust settles
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Had an unpaid internship? Here's 4 ways to get them to send you back pay, guarantee you won't get a real job there
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(35)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retailers that cater specifically towards teenagers--like Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale and American Eagle--are losing business because mothers don't approve of their inappropriate clothing
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(44)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It is perfectly safe to ingest Pop Rocks and Soda, but if you stick any into your vagoo, it's a guaranteed trip to the Emergency Room
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(104)
 
(Eurovision.TV)
 
 
 
It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET
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(425)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Cop shoots unarmed black teen... Wait, scratch that. Cop buys bed, furniture, TV and a Wii for teenager who only had an inflatable mattress to sleep on, after responding to a routine call
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(90)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Brazilian teens learn English by chatting with lonely elderly Americans. What could possibly go wrong?
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(47)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
"I gotta tell you, I'm getting a lot of protein eating these spiders" says homeless volunteer cleaning up a city park
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The chairman of the GOP's new Benghazi committee has three new questions to ask. As it turns out, they're actually three old questions, and they've already been answered. Multiple times
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(174)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police: Glass bong is shattered; angry teen reacts by smearing mom's car with yogurt
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(33)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Hero: House committee votes to not cut military pay and benefits. Asinine: The DoD has a problem with this
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(110)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Police shove "sharp oblong object" down teens throat because they're convinced he swallowed drugs, end up killing him. Fark: "No bag was found"
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(216)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
School requires group of 40 teens to take breath tests before entering prom. Good news: All were sober. Bad news: Prom was over by the time they got results
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(101)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If you Google "NSA", your name is guaranteed to come up during their weekly meetings
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(25)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Grit your teeth and get ready for yet another exciting edition of The Mugshot Roundup
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(81)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Vegas cops tell teenagers pre-marital sex leads to DEATH
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(81)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're hardcore if you belong to a troupe of puppeteers who travel from town to town using only bicycles and your shadow puppet show features a petal-powered projector
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that baby gates can be dangerous. Senate Republicans to hold seemingly unending series of Baby Gate committees to investigate a possible cover-up
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(26)
 
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
"Sixteen Candles" came out 30 years ago and the Asian community hasn't forgiven Gedde Watanabe yet
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In something out of a teen movie, parents tell their son he can have some friends over while they are out of town. Over 2000 teens show up, cause $70,000 in damages
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(76)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Bored on a Sunday? Why not build a massive water slide on your town's steepest hill?
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It was a quiet weekend in Chicago, with only eighteen people getting shot this weekend. We call that progress
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(107)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Miami teen arrested for hacking into his school's computer system to change grades. It's a WOPR of a story
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(63)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Yabba dabba douchebags: three teens publicly shamed for stealing stone age vehicle
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Oculus Rift were a pharmaceutical or a medical device, rather than a gaming headset, the FDA would study it for years and demand rigorous clinical trials in volunteers before approving it. And now that power is in Facebook's hands
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(145)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two murderous teens and their non-murdering friend dance and sing their way through a Teenage Crime Wave from MST3K season 5. Mike, Servo, and Crow hilariously tackle this tale of menacing teens. "Society didn't give me enough bullets"
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(8)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Efrem Zimbalist Jr., known for his roles in FBI, 77 Sunset Strip, Remington Steele, and most importantly the voice of Alfred in Batman: The Animated Series and Justice League, has died at 95
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(31)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
$1 million may seem a little steep for a studio apartment, even in Manhattan, but this one is pretty versatile
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Representative Morgan Griffith (R-easonable??) introduces bill to reschedule cannabis, guarantee his ouster in the next election cycle
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(42)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager and your mom's best friend asks you not to tell anyone about all the times she banged you while your mom was in the hospital, be man enough to respect her wishes. Bonus: 'Turn that frown upside down' mugshot
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(168)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing
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(179)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk teen girl arrested for disorderly conduct, assault, battery, and causing a law enforcement officer to temporarily sing at a much higher register
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mister Softee is anything but soft when it comes to taking on Master Softee for infringing his trademark. Dairy Queen still unimpressed
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(21)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And the Long Island teen who was accepted at all 8 eight Ivy League schools finally picks _______
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(78)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
These dang teenagers today: text messaging, posting to the Instagrams, and printing up mechanical hands for crippled 9-year-olds
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(26)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics president Joe Quesada says he rooted for Zod all through Man of Steel
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(242)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Note to teens: "To Kill A Mockingbird" is not the video game sequel to "Angry Birds"
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Warren: We should be frustrated and concerned over our growing clique of federal appointees with ties to the banking industry
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(42)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(The Libertarian Republic)
 
 
 
"Officers say they had no idea that the firearms were actually nerf guns until they had arrested all of the teenage participants at gunpoint"
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(60)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's six years of her fifteen minutes of fame is finally over
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(110)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bank of America figures out it made a teeny tiny accounting "oopsie" and actually has about $4 billion less that it thought. Naturally, according to Wall St., The real villain here is the Fed for not catching the mistake sooner
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
KFC in England refuses to sell chicken to a teenager because he was. A) Drunk. B) Naked. C) Too young
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(60)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen differences between the Game of Thrones books and TV series. Yeah, there are spoilers, but not nearly as big as the one HBO dropped last night
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(141)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Daily Tech)
 
 
 
Google's dream of autonomous cars is foiled by one thing: that lump between the steering wheel and the driver's seat. And bicyclists. OK, two things. And pedestrians. Wait, I'll come in again
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic stopped in Spain because of: a) an accident, b) construction, or c) a biker lost his false teeth and was looking for them
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa teen sets record speed for one-handed completion. Of Rubik's cube
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the original titles of successful movies. Personally, I wouldn't have minded watching Stifler and his mom in 'Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate'
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen cleaning pasta-maker at Italian restaurant accidentally makes elbow macaroni
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(84)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Angry parents call cops to arrest teenager for selling drugs at a book giveaway. Did I say selling drugs? I meant giving away books
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(142)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two teenage girls injured in motorboating incident. Is it still Spring Break?
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(127)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
In this corner, the ukulele. In the other corner, the steel guitar. Which one will become the state instrument of Hawaii? DING DING
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(60)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here are fourteen television and movie characters that are not only cognizant of this fact, but will go to great lengths to get their fix, like Omar Little, who needs his Honey Nut Cheerios
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(27)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Parents of dead teens sue driver who hit them for $1.35 million for emotional distress. Wait, that's way too reasonable to be on Fark. Must be the other way around
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(253)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Thirteen things you probably did not know about lightsabers
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(116)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teen who hid in the wheel-well of an airliner to Hawaii was unhappy in school, trying to get home to Somalia, and failing geography
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(41)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
The latest trend amongst teens to get a buzz is Burt's Bees lip balm applied to the eyelids. Jenkem surrenders
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(75)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fat teenager loses 168 pounds, is surprised to discover that he's actually David Beckham
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(100)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heroic Houston-area camel toe calls police after seeing teens breaking into neighbor's home (Not safe for work)
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(56)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
You should visit a dentist at least once every six months. Unless of course the dentist randomly pulls out all your teeth for no reason on the first visit, then you can skip the second one
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(79)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anomalous Mind Management, Abductee, Contactee Helpline stages inaugural conference to help those who believe they've had contact with aliens. Organizers hope the event will allow people to share their experiences without being teased
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(71)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills receive $3 million bill for text messaging, nearly as much as bill for subby's teenage daughter's texting
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(44)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
When walking the dog goes wrong: "Steele then grabbed a plastic sack and displayed it in a threatening manner, according to police"
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police spend $1.2 million on a 33-tonne steel water cannon, damage it by throwing eggs
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(47)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
Fifteen-minute doctor visits are a problem for health care. No one should be forced to talk to a doctor for that long
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Happy Endings star Eliza Coupe learns the hard way that marrying and divorcing a puppeteer means you'll be the one paying spousal support
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(34)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Didn't like "Man of Steel"? It's not Zack Snyder's fault, it's yours for clinging to Christopher Reeve's Superman
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(257)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager shot after cutting in line at a Foot Locker where everyone was waiting to purchase some new shoes. Who knew Foot Locker was still around?
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(236)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Miss America defends the actions of a brave, horny teenager who asked her to prom
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(62)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager throws public temper-tantrum after not getting into UMich, blames racism on the part of the university and not her below-average GPA and barely mediocre ACT scores for their decision
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(442)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's been two years since Levon Helm passed, but his musical legacy lives on. From 1994, here's Levon and The Band with their cover of Bruce Springsteen's Atlantic City
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(4)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow celebrating dumb teenagers who couldn't afford a GTO or Camaro, women who think they have a muscle car, and old men having a midlife crisis: It's 50 years of the Ford Mustang
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(68)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican Methodist governor with Sikh parents lashes out on Facebook in defense of Jewish appointee accused of being an atheist. Oooh that's a BINGO
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steel... what this guy's balls are definitely made of
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(35)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Alleged text messages from trapped Korean teenagers are just a bunch of ferry tales
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(33)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen with Down Syndrome got accepted to college. Someone filmed it. There must have been something in that envelope, because it got dusty in here
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(150)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(369)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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(124)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The seventeen most terrifying bunnies in pop culture. You'll want to offer them a carrot but keep a handgun handy just in case
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(106)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Driver arrested for being the only sober person on his bus full of teenagers
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Woman willingly lets John Daly tee off on her (w/video)
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(17)
 
(US Senate)
 
 
 
Senate Special Committee: You know the Publishers Clearing House "no purchase is necessary" claim? Well, about that
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(33)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
As punishment for having sex with teenage girls, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi must now visit the elderly once a week
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(24)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later
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(83)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Ubisoft head: "Video games treat gamers like idiots. I don't like the assumption that all people who play games want big chain saws and women in bikinis. Not all gamers are teenage boys, and even teenage boys want more than that"
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(404)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my boyfriend gave me one of his recently extracted wisdom teeth for our eighth anniversary, do you think he's a keeper?
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(103)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
OMG are teens really getting high off bedbugs? Spoiler: No
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Of course you are filling out all your tax forms correctly and not taking any dubious deductions. But just in case you make a teeny little mistake, the good news is your chances of getting audited haven't been this low since the '80s
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I always wanted to be famous. But I meant like Demi Lovato famous, not Osama bin Laden famous," says a teen who is just now realizing there are consequences to tweeting out prank terrorist threats
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(110)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your tee off time is pushed back because of an airplane on the 17th hole?
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(31)
 
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Bride who pushed husband off cliff appeals her 30-year sentence, saying it's too steep
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(89)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drummer extraordinaire Max Weinberg, member of The E Street Band, Conan O'Brien's bandleader, and new Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee turns 63 today. Here he is with the Springsteen and the E Street Band with Jungleland
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jordan Speith can make Masters history replacing Tiger as youngest ever to don the green jacket. CBS coverage begins at 2:00 EDT. The Masters
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(172)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Back 9 Network)
 
 
 
They're still playing the Masters despite Tiger's boo boo. Get all of the tee times and pairings for Round 3
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock" this day in 1954. Teenage music fans predict happy days ahead
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(23)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald, who broke the Snowden story, has returned to the US. I'm impressed he could get his giant steel balls through the metal detectors
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(97)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Steer breaks free from North Dakota slaughterhouse, ends up in Michigan. Your dog wants tofu
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The great 1980s Dungeon & Dragon panic (The Beeb got a pretty good headline there so we'll go with that - old school tales of socially awkward teenagers, weekends spent in the garage/basement, & lots & lots of (liquid) Coke off to the right)
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(105)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The "Mount Reagan" crowd rises again after a bill to name a Nevada peak for America's 40th President passed a Republican-majority House committee vote this week
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
You'd think by the time you're a teenager, you'd have learned how to use a child's swing and not have to get rescued by the fire department
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(17)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC plans to relaunch Teen Titans comic this summer under new title "Wonder Girl's Breasts and the Teen Titans"
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(52)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Committee approves bill to name peak after Reagan. No word if you take the "Contra Vista" hiking trail to "Exploding National Debt Path" to get to "Homeless By Choice Campground"
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(93)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When you're a federal expert on child welfare why not go ahead and drunkenly yell at teenaged girls without your pants on
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Listening to rap music drives teenagers to drink. Well, adults and music lovers, too, but for different reasons
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(35)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifteen facts about Major League that are juuuuuuuust a bit outside of common knowledge
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(76)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Finally, a teenager responsible enough to get to work on time, even if he has to steal a plane and land it on the road in front of his job
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(26)
 
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Teen suspended from school for twirling pencil. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?
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(116)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
All fourteen fans of the Rams get together and rally to keep the team in St. Louis
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(17)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
If you plan on transporting fifteen pounds of heroin from California to Oklahoma, then for the love of FSM follow traffic laws so you don't end up like this woman
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(56)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ed Wood brings us a charming tale of a well-to-do teenage girl who leads a gang of female rapists and thugs in The Violent Years from MST3K season 6. Mike, Servo, and Crow turn morality to hilarity. "Pajamas, jazz, and communism. This is WILD"
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(4)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Teen sets bags of bird seed on fire to mask shoplifting spree. In other news, bird seed makes a great fire starter
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(41)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Supermom of the year with eight children takes in dying friend's five children for a total of thirteen mouths to feed
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(66)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
An honest brandy that will take the varnish right off of your wooden teeth
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(13)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bama running back Altee Tenpenny arrested for possession of tenpenny-bag
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find the smaller your teeth, the smarter you are in what they have tentatively called "the Gary Busey hypothesis"
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(22)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Newspaper which fired copy editors discovers that it needs copy editors, asks for volunteers
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Eighteen things learned from spending the day with grown men who wear clown makeup and play "metal" that wasn't heavy in the '70s
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(48)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Whoever climbed a ladder to take the 120-pound chime from a church steeple in Kingman, Arizona really has some brass bells
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(29)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Freeze-thaw cycle produces potholes on Earth, little teeny rocks on asteroids
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(2)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Romero Adolescent-Studies Consortium finds that teenage boys don't drive as well when there's a girl in the car with them
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenager charged with possessing cannabis and carrying handgun while drunk driving. Bonus: handed over a receipt instead of license. Wait, did I say teenager? I meant Catholic priest
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(37)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Experts rain on teen's parade. Mean experts
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(62)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Junkie busted for giving teen sister heroin to show her how awful it is; surprisingly not in Florida
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(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tomato Committee says Florida tomatoes are too ugly to be sold out of state
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(12)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen deplorable child rulers. Come on, Joffrey isn't THAT bad (warning: Not safe for work nipple in article)
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(27)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Disabled man wins national archery championship shooting arrows with his teeth. Take a bow, sir
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(7)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not there is a sick and perverted subculture of humans who actually enjoy volunteering their time to helping complete strangers fill out their tax forms for free
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(45)
 
(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Teenagers have grown tired of smoking cigarettes and marijuana, have instead turned to smoking...coffee, of all things
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(61)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cure play a marathon 45-song concert for the Teenage Cancer Trust and play the b-side "2 Late" for the first time ever
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The nineteen best sophomore albums of all time. Nevermind their #1 choice; it's just troll-bait
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(46)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
HI, FILLY MAYS HERE to tell you about the new AgeAway cure-all tonic. Guaranteed results or your bits back. Even Applejack loves this product, so take a Leap of Faith and buy now. BUT WAIT - call the Hub at 10:30am est, and we'll double your order
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(180)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Rogers: After years as head of the Intelligence committee, I think I finally found some. I'm out. Fark all y'all *drops pants*
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank accidentally deposits $31,000 into teen's account. Underachiever teen only managed to spend $25,000 in the ten days before the error was caught
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(381)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
In order to crackdown on...I dunno voting fraud by people with full time jobs.. maybe?..WI's new voting law ends all weekend early voting hours and only allows absentee ballots to be cast between 8am and 7pm on weekdays
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(193)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is... um, well, at least Megan Fox will be jumping on a trampoline at some point
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(143)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For being such an emotionless and logical observer of earthlings, Mr. Spock sure had plenty of time to party with Jimi Hendrix, play the drums with Adam West, give advice to troubled teens, and hang with the Muppets
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(30)
 
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Volunteer sex assistants serve needs of disabled in Spain. "In 50 percent of cases there is no intercourse. Many users just want to see or caress a naked body. That is an amazing experience"
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shortly before he was executed, a Missouri man who raped and killed a teenage girl in 1989 tried to ease the tension his family felt by making funny faces at his daughters before the drugs took him out
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(39)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Norwegian teen gets McDonald's receipt tattooed across his whole forearm. Da da da da dumb. I'm loving it
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dem opponent of Chuck Grassley forced to apologize for his remark that "a Farmer who never practiced law" was unfit to be the next chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee because it's somehow offensive to farmers to say they aren't lawyers
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(59)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some cops pose as girls to collect sex offenders, some to collect teen boys' selfies
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(40)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Twitter page showing drunk and naked teenagers from Long Island has been deactivated. Parents now working on deactivating the teens
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Explaining the "genius" of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream using "music theory"
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(61)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The best way to describe the look of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is giant, galumping, green babies
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(38)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Steelers may be forced to be part of a reality show. Ben Roethlisberger immediately starts feeling very awkward about being forced to do something he doesn't want to do
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new high-tech gumshield with a silicone balloon inside that rests against the teeth and is connected to a small machine that pumps air in and out of the balloon could replace braces... If it didn't make the wearer look even more ridiculous
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(38)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifteen flamingos from Frankfurt found flaccid. Police pursuing potential perpetrators
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(35)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom who tried to teach her teen daughter how many people can see a picture once it's on the internet learns how many people can see a picture once it's on the internet
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(223)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Strongly Catholic nation, Philippines, has doubling of teenage pregnancy rate over the last decade as now only half the church's teachings are being adhered to
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(32)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
What medieval Europe did with its teenagers
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(81)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
When arrested, Richards told police 'Just take me to the *%$ #@* jail then." Drunk? Nope. Teenage thug? Nope. How about senior citizen who started food fight at Golden Corrall? Winner winner, flying chicken dinner
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey is in the 75th year of debates over what their state song will be. You mean they didn't just decide on a random Bruce Springsteen song 30 years ago?
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen collapses and falls into a coma after consuming 4 liters of energy drinks during 16-hour COD binge. Pfft. Amateur console peasant
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(89)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School punishes teens with community service for skipping class. They were caught because they were busy rescuing a 94-year-old woman and her dog from a fire
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(73)
 
(Cape May County Herald)
 
 
 
Q: Want to see what someone who beats a double amputee and steals his wheelchair looks like? A: About what you expected
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's essential to have multiple layers of well-paid and unionized security and police watching the Freedom Tower 24/7, otherwise some random teenager could just sneak in and spend two hours messing around on the 104th floor
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(112)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While he's off recording at Abbey Road Studios, Keith Emerson gives some blind teenage girl full access to his home studio. Let the awesomeness begin at 2:02
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Happy deputies return 'Snowy The Stuffed Snow-Leopard' to Romanian trucking magnate after social-networking teens stole him from Klassy mansion during biggest "Sharpie Party" ever
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(9)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Cutting off a teenager's clothes and smearing her body with raw steak, is not how a proper Santería spiritual cleansing is performed. Ya learn something new every day
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man and teen use PVC pipe, a plastic bottle and ice to create redneck American Gladiators in a WaWa parking lot
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teen shows how to quickly convert a car to a hot rod
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(40)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What has seventeen arms and is going on tour this summer?
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(45)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Lottery winner spent a lot of his $10 million on preteen boys. The rest he just squandered
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(54)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Volunteers wanted to sample Pacific ocean water for Fukushima radioactivity, which is approaching faster than expected
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenage girl hosted wild house party with more than 100 guests that saw five teens taken to the hospital while her father, Steve Miller, slept through it all. Some call him a space cowboy
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(49)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Koch Industries subsidiary Americans for Prosperity bashes Mary Landrieu for accepting $27,000 in donations from Koch brothers over last fourteen years
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Devotees of a dead Indian guru freeze his body, apparently believing he is simply pining for the fjords
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(18)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Attention ObamaCare fans: Obama just guaranteed that his own health law will fail
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(363)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
WWE Superstar Kane has opened his own insurance company, guarantees fair payouts on Hellfire and Brimstone damage or acts of gawd
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(77)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's worse: Somebody trying to run over a triple amputee who is on duty as a security guard at an apartment complex, or the fact that the apartment complex is being protected by a triple amputee?
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(23)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Judge rated unqualified for State Supreme Court for "work ethic concerns, lack of professionalism in the workplace, and questions concerning the propriety of conduct toward women" Fark: Senate Committee continues with his confirmation hearing anyway
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(10)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
WWF reports that in Nepal in 2012, no rhinos, tigers, or elephants were poached. Chair shots and steel cage matches still on the rise, however
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(28)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Inventor of internet wants an online Bill of Rights. I say Amendments 1 and 2 should guarantee equal access to cat pictures and the right to bear selfies. Who's with me?
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager with a deadly form of brain cancer crosses an item off his bucket list by going to: a) Disney World, b) Times Square, or c) a topless bar
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(62)
 

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