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Fri July 21, 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was a teenager, I saw my dad with a hand down a friend's shirt at a sleepover. I blamed her. I have a daughter her age and when I saw my dad with her, I was repulsed. I want to blame him and never see him again. What do I do?"
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Remember the Trump server that was talking to Alfa Bank in Russia? The Senate Intelligence Committee sure does. They specifically called out Alfa in a letter to Half Scoop, in advance of his testimony, requesting he turn over all data related to it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will the Pirates sweep the Brewers out of Steel City with more walk-off magic? Will the Dodgers' streak reach a dozen? Do the White Sox have anyone left who's worth trading? Let's have a Thursday afternoon MLB thread
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Bad: Bridal chain goes bankrupt. Bullshiat: Trustee claims that brides who paid for dresses are not due them, and must get in line behind banks and other creditors. Heroes: Former employees break in, take dresses and deliver them
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5 year-old and 2 year-old crash car even though one steered and one worked the brakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue publishes how-to guide on Anal sex. Now *everybody* is butthurt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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(YouTube)
 
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RedLetterMedia predicts plot of the Han Solo movie, with guesses so stupid they're guaranteed to be correct
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mueller gives the go ahead for the Senate Judiciary Committee to interview Diaper Don and Manafort, popcorn shares explode
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Wanted: Billionaire to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll pay before we go. You must bring your own front court. I have only done this once before. CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT GUARANTEED
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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Mon July 17, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Blue Whale suicide game takes another teen life. Sperm Whale suicide game may not be far behind, because, suicide and whales, amirite?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So either Trump's lawyer was completely talking out of his ass when he tired to blame the Secret Service for allowing the meeting with Russian agents OR he just admitted that Trump, the only SS protectee at the time, was at the meeting
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Sat July 15, 2017
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
How To Talk To Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen girl shoots mom in head, tries cleaning up blood, sets fire to house, then posts "I love you so much mom" on Facebook. Brilliant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Harvard committee proposes Groucho Marx rule for students: that they don't join any organizations that would have them as members
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Fri July 14, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bruce $pring$teen made more money than you in 2016
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Thu July 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Donny Jr asked to testify in open session to the Senate Judiciary Committee under threat of subpoena
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to MacGyver a strategy to put out the Russian fire using only gasoline, thirteen bottles of Russian vodka (they were a gift), a warehouse of Chinese fireworks, and a dozen whoopee cushions
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought the $3 million fine for Hobby Lobby for naively being involved in single illegal antiquities purchase in 2010 was a bit steep it was because 2010 was the last in a long line of naively being involved in illegal antiquities purchases
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Smoking in movies jumps 80 percent. It may affect teen smoking, characters looking cool
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Found: Fifteen pounds of ditched weed
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen plowed by car after Gucci backpack sale goes wrong at Denny's
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse...I never thought I would get this saucy on a flight (Tag is for the teenager who had to deal with her)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glaswegian mother uses social media to track down her son's stolen bike, confronts teenage thief and gives him a life lecture and hug, and finishes by creating greatest swearing Facebook video ever, all while rubbing her son's face in it. Ta da
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Sun July 09, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has angered Pittsburgh Steelers fans, this time posing with the Stanley Cup
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump says he accepts Putin's statements that Russia didn't hack election. That clapping sound you just heard was from seventeen US intelligence organizations smacking their palms against their foreheads in unison
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Teen Mom 2" star gives birth to her second child. Well, at least the show title now fits
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Director of Brexit campaign now says Brexit referendum was a "dumb idea" and calls the ongoing negotiations a "guaranteed debacle"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mazda tells 228,000 owners to immediately stop parking their cars on a steep hill
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant ghost crocodile that had T-Rex sized teeth discovered in Madagascar. That is all
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Eighteen years ago the final episode of the best Star Trek series aired
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Mon July 03, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
United's flight to Denver has arrived. On-time. On-fire. Guaranteed
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you're trying to get eighteen holes in you don't let a small thing like a cliff collapse stop you
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the one hand this almost seems necessary right now. On the other, if it DID pass, it's almost a guarantee that it would be abused in the future and basically annihilate the last vestiges of our democracy..so
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
61-year-old Las Vegas grandfather, originally drafted in 1980 by the San Antonio Spurs, is training for the NBA. Apparently he just wants a chance to play with his fellow draftees who are still in the lineup
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Wed June 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 19th season of CBS's once-grand social experiment begins tonight as sixteen strangers enter a house in an attempt to win money and use their skills to exploit the weak. Big Brother, 8pm ET on CBS
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Local Florida urban legend to be made into horror movie. And no, it's not "I was a Teenage Florida Man"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Was Russia behind Brexit? Did Le Pen fall on Vlad's sword? What will happen in Germany? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Committee hearing thread "Russian interference in Europe" edition. (10am ET start time)
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom pushes her annoying youngster down a steep slope but she doesn't get arrested. Because she's a panda
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chair of the House Intelligence Committee Devin Nunes (R-ebellious):"Whatever, I do what I want"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study: Teenagers who use marijuana regularly are much more likely than nonusers to go on to use cocaine, hallucinogens, and dangerous substances such as tobacco and alcohol
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You thought Trump's tweets were bad? He's got nothing on one of his appointees
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There are many ways to engage in some fun 'Mad Max' cospay. Cruising around town on your ATV armed to the teeth is not one of them
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The sixteen best Family Guy episodes of all time. Bring me the Cool-Hwip
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dear Amy, My husband spent $20,000 on teen 'escorts' and all I got was an STD. What should I do now?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On the same day the House Oversight Cmte Chair says he's ending its investigation into Russian election interference, The Senate Judiciary Committee starts an investigation of former AG Lynch-based on allegations in a fake intel doc Russia created
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman forced to leave pool for wearing a revealing swimsuit that may excite teenage boys. In fairness, a good breeze induces a boner in teenage boys
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen arrested in Times Square for squeezing Wonder Woman's butt
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that people who like Transformers movies also consider Owen Wilson our greatest living actor and think Man of Steel is the best film of all time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For a guy his lawyers plan to portray as a "boy genius," Martin Shkreli is kinda dumb: "Learning that federal prosecutors had opened an investigation, he volunteered to meet them- without a lawyer. After agents arrested him, he continued to talk"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in 2016: We're going to bring all those thousands of steel jobs back. Europe in 2017: new steel plant makes half a million tons of steel wire a year with a whopping 14 employees
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Thu June 22, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How bad was the Russian cyber war during the election? Where does the non-Russian world go from here? Today we bring you the House and Senate Intelligence Committees hearings on Russian cyber attacks during the election (9:30am and Jeh Johnson @10am)
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire teens attack Boston favorite "Keytar Bear". So this is how the Civil War starts
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for selfie sticks? Teens? Nope. Millennials? Try again. Ancient Greeks? Bingo
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Is it smart to have your wisdom teeth removed?
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Thu June 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NCAA gives Rick Pitino more than fifteen seconds to think things over
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Am I personally under investigation?" Comey, three times: "No". Senate Judiciary Committee today: "Yes, yes you are, you orange buffoon"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Steel testicles of the day: A member of the public safely caught a baby dropped from the 9th or 10th floor of the blazing Grenfell Tower in west London
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May was only 786 votes from winning a majority in Parliament. Meanwhile, over fourteen million British voters didn't bother getting to the polls because it's not like a handful of votes ever changes anything
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
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So what do we do after a geriatric Senator stonewalls a Select Intelligence Committee investigation? I can't recall, so let's have a Pony thread instead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
General Stonewall Sessions appeared before the Senate Intel Committee today. Let's watch Rachel's take on that tonight on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jeff deny he ever lived in a tree? Will Donnie Two Scoops live tweet? Will there be perjury? THIS is your Jeff Sessions Testifying in a Senate Intelligence Committee public hearing thread. (Update: 2:15pm start)
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did I say "testify before the committee?" I meant "test drive the Buick Century." Sorry for the confusion
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Teenagers have stopped looking for summer jobs, and here is why. Now get to work
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida teen hired Florida sex worker for discount late night incall booty session, is busted by parents
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fox tries to get America to pay attention to Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on FS1, reveals that U.S. Open tee times will be announced exclusively on "Undisputed," the show that only shouts about golf when Tiger Woods messes up his life
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Wed June 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coats, McCabe, Rogers and Rosenstein stonewall the Senate Intel Committee, so they release Comey's opening statement early. I'm so glad Rachel's back at 9PM on MSNBC
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Fox Sports plans to "tech out" at 2017 U.S. Open, giving golf viewers ultra HD, drones, shot tracers at all holes, weather-gathering data, augmented reality, Trackman radar, and Putt-Putt the pro-shop robot. Well, maybe not that last one
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
In what surely wasn't meant to be a precursor to tomorrow's Comey hearing, Coates, Rosenstein, Rogers, and McCabe all testify today before the Senate Intelligence Committee. THIS is your thread for it. Hope you bring enough popcorn. (10 am ET start)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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Tue June 06, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Thankfully, Erin Hills is a golf course, not a person
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unlike Baby Boomers and Gen Xers, today's teenagers are not getting summer jobs anymore
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas policy to increase the number of teen pregnancies is a spectacular success
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who you were at sixteen still defines you today
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
House votes to punish teens who are caught sexting with a mandatory minimum of fifteen years in jail
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
American Airlines forgets double amputee's wheelchair and then it gets weird
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Fri June 02, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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Thu June 01, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. teen birth rate hits historic low. Apparently due to smartphones kids don't even talk face to face with another human, let alone try to have sex with them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Republican Committee launches coordinated effort to put an end to one of the worst threats to the well being of middle America: Morning Joe
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"There's a lot of difference between spring water and marijuana," says the chairman of one bank who doesn't want to see medical marijuana in his town. And don't get him started on teenagers dancing
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The lower your self-esteem, the more likely you'll opt for flashier credit cards with higher fees. "Social image is a substitute for self-image"
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
RI state rep who called a teen atheist an "evil little thing" has been indicted for embezzlement
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
40 years ago, teenage wunderkind Rickey Henderson stole a record 7 bases in an MiLB game ... a California League record that still stands today. The future flashed before Modesto's fans eyes
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen selling her virginity hopes to buy a car. Yugo, girl
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin says there's no guarantee that tax reform won't benefit the wealthy. Other than the fact that it's being put together by a White House made up completely of old, white billionaires
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the Velveteen Dream Experience? Can Wesley Blake derail Drew Galloway's momentum? Will someone end Aleister Black's Black Mass? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're not very good at piloting drones and keep bumping them into walls, you should volunteer your services to map underground caverns
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart vows "guaranteed pay" for military employees
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Think we should put a steel plate over this giant hole we dug for sewer work? Nah, it's just an alley, what's the worst that could happen?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good news: Eighteen cable companies promise to support net neutrality. Bad news: None of them will put it in writing
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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Sun May 21, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' seventeen-year-old son didn't exactly have Christian forgiveness in his heart during his father's funeral. "I want all the people who betrayed my father to know that I'm coming after them, and hell is coming with me"
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oversteer versus understeer: The idiot's guide
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Fri May 19, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teens don't know enough about love, sex or misogyny. They also don't know that much about history, biology, a science book or the French I took
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The House Science Committee had to write Trump a letter begging him to stop falling for fake news and actually try out some real sources once in his administration
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study says teen "angst" can be an early sign of teen depression. Or it could just be a sign that they are a teenager
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Meet KalamSat, the world's smallest satellite, designed by an Indian teen and 3D-printed from carbon fiber material
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VP Pence decides "now" would be a good time to register a political action committee. I wonder what would have spurred him to do that?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left in the dust by the Senate, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) invites former FBI Director James Comey to testify before the House Oversight Committee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course Fox News wanted to put a Congresscritter on the air to defend Trump. One teensy little problem with that
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Tue May 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
New reality show "Redneck Housewives of Alabama" seeks cast members who drive trucks, ride horses, watch NASCAR, shoot guns. Desired skills include missing teeth, tobacco chewing, trailer without running water
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire tells Christian parents if they homeschool their children, they are guaranteed to become millionaires
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know how as a teenager you would smoke pot as soon as your parents left the house? It's kind of like the plans this New Jersey lawmaker is making for as soon as Chris Christie leaves office
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now even the Republicans are screwing with Trump: Tax reform proposal gives him the steep reduction in corporate tax rates he asked for, but pays for it by nixing the "business interest" tax deduction that's critical to Trump's business empire
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Telegram)
 
 
 
"More than two dozen people with shaved heads and dressed in purple robes were sitting with their legs crossed in the middle of a few fairways on the hills of the back nine"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two Americas: Those who can spend billions on teeth whitening and the millions who rely on charity clinics to treat painful teeth and are forced to have them all pulled when they cannot afford root canals
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Great Japanese Potato Chip Famine to last until fall. UN committee discussing potential Operation Dorito Drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in trouble for stuffing a GUINEA PIG in the wrong place and, of course, taking a video of it
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step up for round 3: Senate Intel Committee invites Comey to testify next week. The popcorn will be delicious
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee asks for all the pertinent financial data from Trump's entire transition team
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
With Comey finally out of the way and the FBI adrift at sea, Donald Trump can finally get back to the things that are truly important, like resuming his meetings with the Russians from the Steele Dossier
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Tue May 09, 2017
(WWL)
 
 
 
Teenagers can still take their clothes off for money on Bourbon Street
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Teen jumps into Zebra enclosure on a dare. Testosterone. It's a helluva drug
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
13 reasons why '13 Reasons Why' sucks as portrayal of teen suicidal tendencies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, it was "If we've lost Walter Cronkite, we've lost America." In the Twenty-teens, it's "piss off John Oliver and your website is toast." The FCC's servers melt down after John Oliver urges viewers to comment to save net neutrality
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In twenty seventeen we took a little juke, down the mighty Mississippi with Mr. David Duke
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you bought some gold bars from a couple of teenagers in Oregon, I have some bad news for you
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly wins his first PGA tournament since 2004
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mass circumcision ceremony for pre-teen boys scheduled. Tip-off at 9:00am
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Oh the Huge Manatee turns 80
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas teenager takes date to prom. Her father goes on an unhinged racist rant, disowning her and calling her a "F*CKING WHORE" because said date is black
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It took them over eleven episodes to do it, but the Teen Scene Investigators finally figure out that Mr. Lodge was behind Jason Blossom's murder, tonight on "Riverdale" CW 9PM ET
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Comey admit the Steele dossier is all true? Will Grassley be an assley? Will we ever get to the bottom of this? THIS is your "Comey's 🎵 testify, testify, come on down and testify🎵" Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing thread (10am ET start time)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As an EMT, you have a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders. Giving a pregnant teen a pelvic exam is not one of them
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal threatened as chairman of Obamacare repeal committee now opposes repealing Obamacare as Obamacare repeal repeals Obamacare
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election committee blasts CNN for refusing to air their Trump campaign ad which labels CNN as "Fake News". In other news, barely 100 days into his first term, Trump is actively running for re-election and airing campaign ads
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Officer: My shooting of an unarmed black teenager was justified because the car he was in was backing toward me aggressively. Chief: What about this video? Officer: F*ck
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In honor of the US entry into World War I in April of 1917, lets take a trip down memory lane... and read about the first officially sanctioned Ministry of Propaganda in American history, the Committee on Public Information
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hero: man returns found wallet after thirteen years. Fark Hero: it took that long because he forgot about it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Teen who jumped into fish tank at Bass Pro Shops could face charges, breading, deep-frying
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook tracked teenagers' anxiety, sold it to advertisers. When confronted, they promised to "do better"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A pastor who admitted to have 'spread the love' with a teenager to spend between 3 and 6 years in prison
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's isolated incident of something other than a black teenager being executed by police is brought to you by the Dallas suburb of Balch Springs. With bonus paid-vacation for the cop
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Odd Fellows Lodge tells teen who won a trip he can't go because he's autistic and they're out of underwear from K-Mart
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Sat April 29, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chance the cat apparently has at least nine lives and maybe as many as sixteen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Amputee forced to crawl out of store when worker takes away electric cart. Hopefully he can move past this and just keep putting one foot in front of the other
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Science admits religion isn't going anywhere, guaranteeing centuries of Fark threads
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Generation X'ers have a jones for molly. That's a Hot Dog Jones for Molly Ringwald, as the '80's teen queen debuts as Archie's mom tonight on an all new "Riverdale" CW 9PM EDT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Governor: Hey, what if when teenagers send each other sexual text messages we didn't freak out and charge them with felonies?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
United Airlines to now offer $10,000 to customers who volunteer to give up their seats and take a later flight. Leave the rabbit at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ontario, Canada launches a guaranteed income program that will pay people a minimum $12,600 a year. Which is also offered in the U.S. but only if you can qualify for unemployment, disability or welfare
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not teaching religion, but it teaches character and respect and how important it is to tell the truth," says Courtney Tolliver, while lying through her teeth
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, it's a 'I caught a python in Florida' tee-shirt
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While it's not technically illegal to have a sex dungeon in your attic across the street from a school, police really don't like to find teenagers in it
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oregon teen sells $1 million in custom socks. In related story, subby's teen kid managed to get out of bed this morning
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Sat April 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger finally overcome Eric Young in a steel cage match? What happened when Maryse accidentally sent nude photos to the wrong people? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Attention: Fourteen animals have escaped the local petting zoo and roam the city. Please remain calm and stay inside. This is not a drill...or a Pixar movie
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man, 71, uses the old "Devil made me do it" defense after he's caught asking teen for sex (with mugshot)
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana teen finds 'ginormous' morel mushroom, with pic of teen who obviously thinks it's a magic mushroom
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
While you weren't looking, Steely Dan was doing the Celine Dion / Ricky Martin / Britney Spears thing and taking up residency at Vegas casino
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Michelle Obama letting her hair down while Barack snaps her picture on David Geffen's super yacht with Springsteen, Oprah, and Tom Hanks
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Sad: Teenager battling cancer is unable to go to her prom. Awesome: So the other students bring the prom to her
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Doctor Who spinoff Class tries to add cheeky teen drama to classic sci-fi. The operative word here is "tries"
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Science says your musical tastes are locked in during your early teens. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: what triggered your first "aww yeah, now THIS is what I like" musical moment ?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico is welcoming U.S. deportees with open arms
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
U.S. Steel decides Lake Michigan needs Chrome updates
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers owner Dan Rooney passes away. Terrible Towels to be waved at half-staff
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Now teeing off on number one, Happy...er John Daly
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Wed April 12, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sexy Rexy meets with Pootie Poot, a bipartisan report from the House Intel Committee says Nunes is full of malarkey and the call with China was a "He said Xi said" situation. Which hits the A block of TRMS at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC - tune in and see
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Terrifying monument to toothache, made of real human teeth, installed at St. Petersburg dental clinic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
United (who else?): "Every ticket, of course, guarantees a passenger a seat on the plane"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Illegally poaching wild animals will never fill the hole in your soul or the lonely chasm where your teeth used to be
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flying may suck and you may be randomly selected to be forcefully "volunteered" to be removed from your flight, but at least the FCC ruled to keep the ban forbidding cellphone calls from an airplane
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but when it comes to things like preexisting conditions, guarantee issue and medical underwriting, House Republican leadership is now supporting Obamacare. MA WE NEED THE FAINTING GOATS
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK doctors baffled by a condition that causes a teenager to sleep 18 hours a day. Which Americans know as being a teenager
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Father and daughter in convertible doused with manure. Teenage time traveler wearing life preserver wanted for questioning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed Texas deputy is found to have committed suicide by shooting himself fifteen times in the head
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judges, Lawyers, and Science community: "Maybe we should make sure these forensic techniques used to convict people are accurate?" Obama: "Great idea" AG Lynch: "Here's the committee." *Cops shift nervously* AG Sessions: "Hold my beer, I got this"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American teens have very specific requirements for their dream jobs. Unfortunately, employers have their own specific requirements, like hiring people who will work for minimum wage
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The entire House Intelligence Committee was invited to attend a briefing from an FBI double agent to learn the techniques Russians use cultivate traitors. Only the democratic congressmen showed up, presumably because the GOP already knows first hand
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Thu April 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Texas masturbation bill is now in the hairy hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Teens plead guilty to eliminating a few steps in flaming chicken wing recipe
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Augusta National will bare her teeth early with big wind for Day one. Feature pairs streaming starts at 9:15 EDT, Broadcast coverage at 3:00 EDT
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Volunteers wanted: Experience space flight by lying in bed for 60 days
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee will soon receive all pertinent documents regarding Russiagate
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
We sure hope you like Transformers movies because FOURTEEN more are in development
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And just like that, Trump's White House becomes a steel cage death match. First one to talk gets out of jail for free
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Fourteen advertisers have pulled out of "The O'Reilly Factor" over the last 24 hours. Coming up next: "The O'Reilly Factor," now on some obscure right-wing talk radio station near you
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Mon April 03, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time)
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(Some Gunga Galunga Guy)
 
 
 
A quick rundown of proposed changes to the rules of golf. Not that it will make any difference to the cheating sandbaggers in your club
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lucky Town is Bruce Springsteen's greatest album
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So with a guaranteed #1 draft spot and nothing to gain, why did Myles Garrett run a 4.61 40 at his pro day? Because he goddamned could, that's why
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn: NO IMMUNITY FOR YOU
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Manatees now classified as 'threatened,' which is less dire. To be fair, a dire manatee sounds like a pretty bad random encounter in Dungeons and Dragons
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Penn State Trustee "running out of sympathy" for Sandusky victims. Subby would be running out of sympathy for Penn State if there was any to be had in the first place
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Thu March 30, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
Teens caught feeding a horse cigarettes. At least they didn't feed a camel
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon returns to what he knows best- teenage girls who know karate and have a weird thing for bats
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee holds open hearings on the Russian involvement in the 2016 US Presidential elections and other elections across Europe. Get your popcorn ready, folks. 10:00 AM EDT on C-SPAN 3
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is reporting that a key claim in the Harde Steele Dossier is true
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The evidence is now clear that the White House and Devin Nunes, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have worked together to halt the Russia Investigation
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Teens aren't getting enough sleep, so let's blame the school bus drivers
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Mayor urges town residents, businesses to raise 1000 American flags to honor veterans, instead of doing something hard like volunteer at VA hospitals, contribute to vets' charities, pay taxes without whining
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bosnian taekwondo teen defeats army of concrete blocks with his head
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
An angry Rand Paul hits out against his fellow senators who want to "send your kids to war with no debate." Because before we send them to die, it must go to committee; heaven forbid we discuss how to end war
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes: How can a blind man be a lookout? Graham: How can an idiot be the House Intelligence Committee Chairman? Nunes: ___
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Jack Russell with an addiction to COCA-COLA has to have twelve teeth removed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel: Look, if Nunes told someone, since he has clearance and is the head of the House Intelligence Committee, then he's probably authorized to share that info, even to someone without clearance
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you had sixteen tons of cocaine shipped to Port Everglades, police want you to know the shipment has arrived and you can pick it up whenever you like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Not sure where to spend your next vacation? This may help: Arkansas is desperate to find volunteers to witness executions
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Sometimes, trying the scared straight tactic of a drill sergeant on a pre-teen doesn't go exactly as planned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee, the one NOT run by a Trump "stooge," has decided they would like "a word" with Trump son-in-law/beard Jared Kushner about the words he exchanged before the election with a Russian bank chief and the Ambassador
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The time-honored and genteel tradition of a conservative changing social views when things happen to someone in their family, South Carolina marijuana edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Steele, the former MI6 agent who may have the pee pee tape, will reportedly testify against Trump
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Sat March 25, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
♫ And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg, Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if... I won't have to walk no more. And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south, Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if... I won't have to talk ♫
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The 'baby teeth' you see in your barbacoa taco are actually beef lips. Bon appétit
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen saves friend from dying in the most Wisconsin way possible
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For no apparent reason, the Republican Intelligence Committee Chair decided to cancel the public hearing on the panel's investigation of Trump and possible collusion with Russia
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What are the thirteen percent of women who support Trumpscare thinking?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Trump campaign hanger-on Paul Manafort offers to perjure himself in front of the House Intelligence Committee
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Thu March 23, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
NFL to approve Raiders move to Vegas, but economically will fail after five years. Team will be sold to whoever guarantees B of A loan; will be relocated again. Losers: Mark Davis, Vegas
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby manatee
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Quigley (D-Down Under) becomes second intel committee member to confirm more-than-circumstantial evidence of Trump-Russia collusion during the '16 campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House intel committee head apologizes for his actions yesterday, saying, "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arrest made in multiple threats to Jewish centers. Fark: suspect is a Jewish teenager in Israel
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