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264 headlines found matching 'tee'
Wed December 17, 2014
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Teen creates special Christmas stockings for the homeless, presumably for them to wear
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turbulence injures fourteen on American Airlines flight. No word on why the airline would expose the passengers to a Ray Liotta/Lauren Holly film from the 90s
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thirteen puppies stolen from pet store. Police are on the lookout for a rich old man with a new vest
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Medieval swords forged between 800 and 1000AD were so strong they were almost considered magical. Only now do we know why their steel held an edge worth paying a king's ransom for
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(51)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Check out what has been called "the most sideways GT86 ever" as drift-guru Ryan Tuerk coaxes insane oversteer from a 600bhp Toyota up a Vermont mountain road
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(23)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
The 2015 Inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have been announced. The inductees list is to the left, the rational and civilized arguing over Green Day's induction is to the right
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(187)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio: Selling untaxed cigarettes is a minor offense, so pay no mind to this huge racketeering lawsuit we're filing over selling untaxed cigarettes
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey finds teens are trending towards e-cigarettes instead of real cigs, their marijuana use has leveled off, fewer are trying synthetic pot, abuse of prescription painkillers is dropping and only one in five report binge drinking
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(84)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The esteemed supreme court justice Antonin Scalia assures us that torture is an acceptable tool of modern statecraft because he has 24 on blu-ray
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(193)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's how to make British-style cheese on toast. Seventeen different ways
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"God save thee, little teenager, from the fiends that plague thee thus. Why look'st thou so?" With my crossbow I shot my father cross
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz was anointed a "true conservative by the ultra-right when his procedural antics shut down government. This time though, all he did was get 24 extra Obama appointees and judges confirmed. Expect cries of "Cuban sleeper agent" shortly
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(70)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic Naming Committee approves new human names Súlamít, Bláklukka, Hrafnfjörð, and Lýra, also issues warning for non-native speakers about potential to swallow their own tongue while greeting someone
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(64)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teenage Slinky master does lots more than just pushing it down the stairs
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(16)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Pluto-sized objects swarm teenage star, demand its lunch money
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(2)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Rock calls Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger "the original Cosby." I disagree, because if Cosby played football we wouldn't even be having that discussion
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(105)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 3 stays the same while the Lions and the Steelers move in to the top 10. The BIG news however is the Raiders are #29. It's YOUR week 15 NFL Power Rankings
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(173)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here are 15 mind boggling vagina facts. Apparently they don't have teeth, and aren't portals to Narnia
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(110)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover way to let you eat like a teenager again. You know, for all those Gen-Xers that want to ignore their family while texting at the dinner table
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(44)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Volunteer turned away from Children's Hospital fundraiser for not not wearing pants
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(96)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Risk of nuclear war is rising due to "insecure stockpiles." Great, we've reached the teenage years of the nuclear era
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(67)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the quadruple amputee who became a double amputee?
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(35)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute teen who ate TWO dinners a night loses 5 stone in one year thanks to the cabbage soup diet (w/before and after pics)
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(125)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sixteen questions English majors are tired of hearing. "How's your new, high-paying job working out?" not among them
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(59)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian teen arrested on terrorism charges after stealing money at knifepoint, possibly plotting to blow up a moose
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(25)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If you happen to have seen a 5000 pound steel bridge on the move, the Farmington, MI police would like a word with you
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(21)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The entry fee is $10. There's a Twitter page with "tributes" to "fallen" players. A separate YouTube account has cell phone footage of "kills." Asked if the police warning might give teens second thoughts, "It makes them all want to do it even more"
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(77)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Study finds poor teens in Baltimore are worse off than kids in Nigeria. Mostly because the kids in Africa don't get their role models from the Baltimore Ravens
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(118)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Consider this a warning: If you attack Obama's teen-aged daughters in this timeline, he will have you arrested as a teenager in a previous timeline. Clearly, he has no respect for the Temporal Prime Directive
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(435)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Instead of letting World AIDS Day go by unnoticed due to Bono's recovery, Bruce Springsteen and Chris Martin step in to front U2 and bring joy to everyone's lives
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(34)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Government flier uses manga to warn teens about dangers of underage campaigning. At first you get into retweeting your candidate's tweets, then it's retweeting his speeches, and then listening to his speeches, and soon you become total policy wonk
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CAN Drew Brees step up and beat the Steelers? WILL Colt McCoy be able to beat the Colts? WHO will win the Brady/Rodgers Bowl? The gridiron action starts 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huntsman pro tip: Don't unload your rifle near a school. If you must unload your rifle near a school, don't do it into teenagers attending it
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(34)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Boston and Philadelphia schools endorse Meatless Monday. Unfortunately students are still supporting bookless Tuesday and absentee Wednesday
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(82)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Want to guarantee a win in a wishbone-breaking contest? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(9)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight teenagers facing felony charges after they phoned in a false pizza order and threw a blanket over the delivery driver, robbing him of pizza, wings, and pop
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(103)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fifteen of the most inappropriate playgrounds. HAVE FUN KIDS
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(15)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists 'snoop' on teenage salmon. Salmon claim they hate them and can't wait to leave this lake, swim to their rooms and slam the door
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(7)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fifteen board games that will make you a better person. List does not include Diplomacy, which proves you are a far, far worse person than you even realized you were
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(171)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Huge manatee goes to Texas where everything is huge seeking relatives, finds out none have moved there in 19 years
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(18)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On one hand, this teenager is addicted to eating sponges and goes through two a week to satisfy her cravings. On the other, she can handle messy spills with ease
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(38)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If you guessed "la la la la la can't hear you" as to how Fox News covered the House Intelligence Committee's Benghazi report, then step forward and claim your prize
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(78)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Romulus acquires sixteen IHOP restaurants. Apparently, the Tal Shiar enjoys pancakes
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(36)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina companies can refuse to honor employee contracts guaranteeing perks and face no legal consequences. And by "perks," I mean "wages"
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(130)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steven Van Zandt tuns 65 this weekend. From 1995, here's the great "Two Hearts" duet with Springsteen
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(13)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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(151)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gym teacher drags teen girl into the pool after she refuses to swim ... because she just had her hair done. Tag is for everyone involved
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(373)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
War vet double amputee re-learns how to skateboard. Oorad
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(9)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an emergency procedure, dentist removes 202 teeth from a 7-year-old girl. Yes, he was abscessive compulsive
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(65)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The life and times of pro wrestler Kamala, a once 400-pound giant now reduced to a double amputee in a wheelchair by Type 2 diabetes
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(54)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirteen television shows that referenced their own cancellation
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(67)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You might need to brush up on your parenting skills if you let your young children teeth on cigarette butts and give them an over-the-counter sleep aid meant for adults
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(32)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The new college football rankings keep undefeated FSU at number 3 after Bama leaps everyone to take the top spot under the 'SEC must be ranked first' rule. In other news, the committee didn't even rank the nation's other undefeated team
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(105)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
First a climate-change denier will chair the senate environment committee, now the post office will be overseen by a man who wants it to go bankrupt. Elections have consequences, folks
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(125)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers' LaGarrette takes his Blount and goes home
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(59)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man steals a bulldozer and levels a sign, three benches, two steel bollards, a tree, a drinking fountain, and fencing and construction materials. Hey, it's a start
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can tell how rich an elderly person is by counting the number of their teeth
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(40)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters earnings fall 33% as consumers finally balk at paying $59 for a tee shirt
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(25)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers continue to put up impressive primetime numbers? Or will they play down to the Titans like they seem to always do? This is YOUR Monday Night Football discussion thread (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)
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(1026)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen TV shows that should have been canceled after one season. Yes, Heroes is on the list
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(157)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen on a soccer tournament trip gets shot in his hotel room. Fark: From a gun in the next room over
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(248)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Unlicensed, sixteen year old girl cited for driving wrong way on I-93 and I-293. FARK: At speeds reaching 118 MPH
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(75)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Winter hits the Midwest, and its effects are most clear on the streets of Chiraq, where only three people were killed and fifteen wounded in citywide gun violence this weekend
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(122)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Paleontologist aims to re-create the dinosaur age using chickens: First step: breed a chicken with teeth
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(30)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25 points separating Matt "Old Man" Crafton and Ryan "I Still Have Most Of My Baby Teeth" Blaney. A championship is on the line at the NCWTS Ford Ecoboost 200 season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. 8pm EST on FoxSports1
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(202)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New Kickstarter steering wheel cell mount promises to drive your phone into your brain during the accident you'll soon be having (pic)
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(34)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers helmet: "Can I have a logo on my other side please?"
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(54)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Mercedes recalls 11,000 vehicles because steering wheels may leave the driver with only the shaft
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who used a box cutter to slice a teenager's penis avoids jail time after cutting a deal
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(127)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
'80s Cartoons that no one is nostalgic for. Let's see... yea, that one sucked; don't remember those but they look horrid; wait, Beverly Hills Teens? This list was obviously put together by a moron
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(246)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Over half the people in the US are under-18 pregnant Muslim teenagers who came to this country illegally so they could reap our sweet sweet unemployment benefits
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Group of teens make shot-for-shot remake of "Ghostbusters" trailer
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(16)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Fifteen hikers that were lost in the Southern California mountains found safe before they became the next Donner Party
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(67)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man survives after being trapped under his crashed SUV for seventeen hours: "He caught rain water in a little can to drink. He made a pillow out of grass, stuffed his shirt full of grass"
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mennonite Committee revokes the credentials of a retired pastor that officiated at his son's wedding back in June. Committee says they would have acted sooner, but word travels a lot slower by carrier pigeon
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber joins Steelers at Bible study. And now you know why they lost to the Jets
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when a dumbass teen ignores his dad's warning to not put a glow stick in the microwave? A lot of glowing fail and screaming for starters
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(69)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
All right, who's ready to go manatee hunting?
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(89)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable wants $20,000 for broadband internet installation. $25 credit guarantee if they arrive late
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(38)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Some couples like to be alone on their wedding night, then there are the ones who just want a threesome with a teenager
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(147)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Teen claims he was pulled into a fantasy world to fight goblins, resulting in foster brother's death. David Bowie held for questioning
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(89)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(332)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Authorities in Pennsylvania are looking for a couple who allegedly stole $1,200 worth of teeth whitener from a Target store." Their smiles must be blinding by now (pics)
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(39)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
The only people ISIS aren't bothering in the Middle East are the cannabis farmers of Lebanon, who are armed to the teeth, crazy and who aren't about to let a filthy band of fundamentalist Muslim halfwits interfere with their business
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirteen signs you've become a hipster parent
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Senator Inhofe (R) calling climate change "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people" and comparing the Environmental Protection Agency to the GeStaPo? Guess who will be the next chair of the Senate's Environment Committee
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(270)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale cops clean streets from dangerous criminal elements...like 90-year-old volunteer workers giving out food to homeless people
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like anyone will be surprised by #1 this week, watch how the S.S. Steelers have righted the ship behind 12 TD passes, and the S.S. Chargers better count the lifeboats - because this is your Week 10 NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(234)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Too many prayers on the field. Fifteen yard penalty
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(172)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia urges its medical workers to volunteer to help with the Ebola outbreak, as it's safer than being in the same continent as all the wildlife of Australia
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(20)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Eighteen things you learn when you hang out with U2. Turns out, they really are as cool as you'd expect and are worthy of the hyperbole naming them one of the best bands in the world
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(116)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen finds $2,000 in stashed in pocket of suit, I mean MY suit, at church rummage sale
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(26)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dad finds out his daughter has been pretending she's a teenager online, publicly posts pictures of her wearing a shirt with "5th grader" and her actual age of 10 years old. Someone did not think his clever plan all the way through
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(135)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Canadian town stays teetotal for 100 years... only to find the Prohibition wasn't a real law
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(29)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Unaware that the midterms mean squat for the POTUS elections and that Obama is not eligible for running for president again Joel Osteen has endorsed him just before the midterms. Boy is his anthropomorphic personification gonna be confused
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(136)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians with the best stage costumes. No one beats Elton John. No one
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(118)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
World Bank pleads for volunteers to help combat Ebola in Africa. They promise no pay, horrific working conditions, and a guarantee that you'll be treated like the bastard child of Typhoid Mary and an entire leper colony when you return
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(131)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Sixteen long-delayed movies that can legitimately claim to be contenders as the cinematic Chinese Democracy
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Seventeen years after crashing his plane and dying, John Denver finally gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen dies after paying $2,000 for Amazon "medicine." And to think for only $99 he'd have gotten free 2-day shipping and videos
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(47)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourteen letters labeled "Anthrax" found at post office. Scott Ian unavailable for comment
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(19)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
Ukraine is steeped in corruption, has Russia breathing down its neck, faces its economy collapsing, and has an election looming. But hey, at least there are no Ebola cases there
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(42)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Teenager who wrote erotic One Direction fan fiction gets a six-figure book deal to publish erotic fan fiction
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(75)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Luis Suarez' four-month ban from professional football ends today and Barca coach says player can't wait to sink his teeth into Real Madrid in Saturday's La Liga clasico
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(14)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
These fifteen commandments... *crash* These ten... *crash* Okay look, can I just come in again?
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery man photographed calmly carrying elderly man from the flames of his burning home identified as truck driving father-of-three who was acting on 'instinct' and 'stainless steel' balls (pics)
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(33)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After getting a new steeple, church plans on opening its doors to the public and hopes to see all the people
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(17)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
New construction of an Ikea store is in the "steel erection" phase. With photos of the largest wooden pegs and allen wrenches you'll ever see
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(8)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
WWF says only six northern white rhinos left in the world. Rest have died due to poaching, getting hit with steel chairs
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(66)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe to unveil new video. He asks Colorado dems if he could fill out other peoples' absentee ballot forms and was told "This would" "not" "be voter fraud and that he should" "do it"
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(266)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Out of the 18 one loss teams left in college football, about 15 of them have a chance to make the college football playoffs. The good news is that all of those teams will face off with each other. Otherwise, good luck selection committee
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(83)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Which 3-3 team will pull themselves up above .500 tonight? How many holes will the Texans find in the Steelers' defense? This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread (8:30 PM, ESPN)
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(1176)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
National park officials dumbfounded as to why steel structure has rust colored stains
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(43)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Nineteen of the coolest historical photos you didn't know existed
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(9)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen album openers that are completely misleading as to what's found on the rest of the album
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(41)
 
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
South Korean official apologizes for an accident at a rock concert that killed sixteen people, and by "apologizes," we mean he killed himself
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(87)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin congressman: We must stop absentee ballots and require voter ID because otherwise, Democrats will vote
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(171)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Maine teacher suspended for three weeks because, A) She was a volunteer treating Ebola patients in West Africa, B) She had close contact with someone with Ebola, or C) She stayed in a hotel less than ten miles away from Texas Health Presbyterian?
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(134)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why
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(53)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama appoints an Ebola Czar, choosing a highly-esteemed medical professional specializing in the containment of contagious diseases. Just kidding, he's a lawyer
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(186)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mom of the year dumps her 16 month-old with a heroin user so the child can 'have a normal life.' Um...what?
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(69)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hey, we found some people that won't "b-b-b-b-Bush" everything: The senate intelligence committee releasing a report on CIA torture
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(52)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Behold the Porsche 919 steering wheel - just a simple combination 24 buttons, 6 paddles, 5 rotary dials, and 1 big screen in the middle
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Belize to Carnival Cruise Texas nurse passenger - Only three things come from Texas: steers, queers and ebola, and I don't see no horns or gay-pride rainbows on you
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man 'armed with 33 dildos' arrested after he is accused of throwing sex toys at teenage girls
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(95)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital after they forget to remove three of his friend's teeth. Fark: Embedded in his leg
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(20)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your teen daughter is sexting. Get over it
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(210)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this urban cowboy and his stylin steed
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(27)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize for Economics goes to Frenchman who helped governments crack down on corporations being assholes. Nobel committee to rest of the world: DO YOU GET IT?
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My teenage son won't stop masturbating; in his bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the penalty box during a hockey game--I keep yelling at him but he keeps going at it. How can I curtail his self-love?"
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(209)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you lose your false teeth in the toilet just let 'em go, man, they're gone
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(36)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gone Girl stakes Dracula at the box office, raking in $27.6 million while the umpteenth reboot of Vlad Tepes' origin made $23 million. Steve Carrell's latest comes in #3 with $20 million, and Guardians of the Galaxy falls of the Top Ten
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(58)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Teenager's love of Photoshop forces his Dad to become a NASCAR fan, after the kid e-mails a paint scheme idea to a NASCAR team and the team owner asks, "Can we use that?"
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(12)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Mad scientists in the desert say 19 million amps, a 10,000 tesla magnetic field, some lasers, and a teeny tiny bit of deuterium can make a whole lot of neutrons. Which for some reason is a good thing and not guaranteed to kill us all
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(32)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Archie Meets Predator. A invisible alien hunting machine facing off against wacky teenage hijinks. The predator doesn't stand a chance
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(30)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
After assaulting a man and killing his dog a drug dealer hides from police in his mother's basement. Fark: For seventeen years
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(33)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon's First Lady disconsolate at the revelation of her youthful indiscretions. Cheer up, little miss: whom among us HASN'T entered into a fraudulent green card marriage with an Ethopian teenager for laptop money?
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(142)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Priest denies teenage threesome, says he prefers playing a round solo
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(23)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian woman lost in bush for seventeen days. This would never happen in Brazil
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White cop kills black teenager in St Louis #tbt
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(461)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
There's a reason most cities don't use highly-polished, massive steel orbs as public sculpture. Then there's Calgary, which is setting its citizens on fire with light reflected off them
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(97)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen characters who really say only one thing and yet manage to be oddly popular. Hodor? Hodor
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(93)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"At one point he began chewing on his hands, causing severe lacerations," the report said. "He also pulled out three of his own teeth and possibly ate one of his socks"
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(91)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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(49)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tea Partier leading the Iowa senate race may have steered hundreds of thousands of dollars in government contracts to her father's company while she was in office. October? Surprise
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Former CIA insider Robert David Steele warned during a September 18 appearance on the Alex Jones Show that a staged Ebola false flag attack was on the horizon two weeks before the first case was confirmed in the United States"
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(114)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fifteen new laws that have taken effect this month in Fark's favorite state
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(74)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A master's degreed Sea World biologist with no criminal record has been sent to prison for twenty years after firing a warning shot at a teen thug coming at his wife and daughters in his own house. Stand your ground, my ass
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(330)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old "Good child" arrested for raping 69 year old male jogger. "I know he didn't do it," his mother said. "He ain't a pedophile," another family member said
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(229)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is still some decency among teenagers today after a high school voted a special needs student with cytomegalovirus--who suffered a stroke that caused severe brain damage--as Homecoming Queen
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(51)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Seventeen dollars for a bag of potato chips? Oh, Japanese dark chocolate covered potato chips: Droooooool, nom nom nom
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(21)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager accused of murdering someone in a drive-by shooting on a moped demands to be tried in juvenile court, since no self-respecting adult would be caught dead on one
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(54)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida teen was literally walking down Easy Street when he was literally hit by a truck. Literally
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(15)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
New Alabama law enacts a de facto 9 month waiting period for teens seeking abortions
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(218)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Veterans' Day 2014 "Concert for Valor" lineup: Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Rihanna, Dave Grohl, Metallica, Carrie Underwood, Zac Brown Band and appearances by Jamie Foxx, John Oliver, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks. So no one big
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(59)
 
(Counsel & Heal)
 
 
 
According to a new study, teens are less likely to get an abortion if they aren't pregnant
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(41)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Jury decides you cannot stand your ground against an unarmed teenager who was playing his music too loud for your tastes
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(160)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Thirteen of the most painfully embarrassing mistakes people have made at work. Share your own. You're among friends here
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shatner's return would steer 'Star Trek' in the wrong direction, says critic who should shut his whore mouth
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(174)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen can't have a cat, so she settles for a nine-pound hairball instead
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(26)
 
(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
When you show off the bucket on your electric truck, it's best if you steer clear of power lines
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(16)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Man catches fish with human teeth in Russia
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What would you do if you won the lottery? Quit your job? Buy a new house? Travel the world? This cute teen won £1 million, did pretty much nothing (w/pics)
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(101)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, there was a teeny-tiny hamster that lived in a teeny-tiny cage. Now, one day there was a teeny-tiny fire and the teeny-tiny hamster had to be saved by a teeny-tiny oxygen mask
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant says that as a teen, Michael Jackson tried to show him how to meditate
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Somebody's boots have to be on the ground" How about yours, John? When the f*ck are you going over there? Don't insist American soldiers have to fight a fight that the president doesn't want to put them in unless you're volunteering
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(121)
 
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
After a teen submitted a senior yearbook photo with his pet cockatoo on his shoulder officials said he violated school policy and the image might lead to gang violence
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(161)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The first genetically modified humans will graduate high school this year. We don't know who any of them are, so here's a helpful picture of what a teenager might look like
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grandmaster Beef is willing and able, he's the king of the burgers on the hot steel table. He flips patties so precise it's almost funny, and he makes better fries than a man makes money
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As a starter the Mersey-side derby, the main course is the top of the table clash between Chelsea and Villa followed by the north London derby. Goals and red cards guaranteed in your weekend Premier League thread
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(476)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirteen troubled Tennessee teenagers temporarily terrify town, try to take to the timberland
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(50)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why 56-year-old Kate Bush is much better role model than Miley Cyrus. "In an era defined by boob and bum flaunting sex kittens and middle-aged men thrusting their groins at teenage girls, she's got the power"
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(53)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Seven-foot tall teenager dressed as Slender Man kicked out of Sydney Comic-Con for generally poking and touching random people and being an annoying douche still doesn't understand why
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(72)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A horny teenager with a plan is a dangerous thing in this twisted Aussie short
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(15)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenager is leading the fight for Chinese democracy, expects it to take about 14 years to complete, be disappointing when completed
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(24)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's first seven albums are getting remastered and will be released in an elegant boxed set much like The Eagles boxed set from a few years ago
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(94)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
William Gay of the Steelers gives eloquent response to the NFL's domestic violence scandal
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman writes an article about fellow sci-fantasy author Terry Pratchett that pretty much guarantees there will be no sequel to "Good Omens"
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(58)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered gene found to protect teens from alcohol problems - unless they drink with friends, then all bets are off
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(2)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security... It's the CRTC you should be worried about, yes, the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Committee
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(29)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Religious non-profits: This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors and...ban contraceptives everywhere for everyone
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(212)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israeli forces kill suspects involved in death of teens who were killed in revenge for death of Palestinian. Well, I guess that's all settled, then, glad that mess is all over with now
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(108)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. Remedial knowledge of science, space and/or technology need not apply
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(251)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
James Harrison is coming out of retirement to return to the Steelers, after the NFL's $60K un-retiring fine is taken care of
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(46)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The last weekend of summer saw things wind down in Chicagostan, with only thirteen shootings and one murder. You can tell fall is here when the gangs start to spend more time inside
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(78)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the first CD printed in the United States was released and it was, fittingly, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA
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(100)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the 1989 Kay-Bee Toys Christmas in October ad, back when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, My Little Pony, and Transformers were popular
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(107)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ex-Baltimore Raven Ma'ake Kemoeatu donates kidney to his brother. No word on whether ex-teammate Ray Lewis volunteered his cutting skills for the surgery
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(8)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Only Joey "The Bird" Biden could praise Bob Packwood as the kind of GOP senator he missed in Washington, in a speech before Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum and emerge alive
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(64)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Here are the fifteen toys your children will demand from Santa Claus or Hanukkah Harry this Christmas because the media tells them so
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee animation student re-creates the "Feed Me" scene from Little Shop of Horrors with stop-motion animation, clay, wires and just a teeny pinch of awesome
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(9)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Proving that not all teens are beer-drinking hellraisers, a high school senior is raising funds for protective K9 vests
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS captures sixteen villages. Duchies, Hamlets on high alert
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(55)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The only problem using drum circles to treat troubled teenagers, is that they sound a lot cooler when you're high
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(20)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, Republican-supported political action committee airs ads bashing person who isn't running for election
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings have switched their decision on Adrian Peterson, sending a blow to his ability to play and guaranteeing that it will be difficult to beat those little saints this weekend
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(75)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Looks like Apple has one more thing in common with teenagers
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(61)
 
(Some Odd Guy)
 
 
 
Farker helped launch a new take on the tech and game review site genre, guaranteed to contain 100% more information per piece than your regular review site. Snarky feedback appreciated, constructive criticism welcome
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(39)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLS tells FIFA it will volunteer to be world's first pro soccer league to use challenge-based in-game video review, cites success of NFL and MLB in using challenges to resolve officiating mistakes and speed up games
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(17)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Eegah, a film starring the late Richard Kiel as a lovestruck caveman terrorizing a lovestruck teen. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver a top-ten episode. "I've heard enough, I'll go beat him senseless"
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(10)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teens invent 'Tampon Run' video game to break menstruation taboo. Article does not mention how many periods each game lasts
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(35)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teens who smoke pot are 63% less likely to finish high school, 90% less likely to finish a thought
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(76)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
Steelers WR Antonio Brown fined $8,200 for ninja-kicking Browns P Spencer Lanning in the face last week
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(61)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
President Obama denied tee times at three golf courses, forced to attend fundraisers instead
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(89)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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(77)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania teen busted after posting Facebook pic of him getting to 3rd base with a statue of Jesus
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(191)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to destroy the porn star who ruined her umpteenth relationship
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(83)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police ID Cleveland-area teens responsible for prank on autistic kid, Roger Goodell sentences them to attend two Browns games
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(118)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan Democrats pioneer on-line absentee voter applications. Of course many have non-matching signatures or the voters don't live in the area. And lots of duplicates. But no fraud, of course
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(97)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girls are known to try and get as close to their idols as possible as they become emotionally over-attached to stars, like Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, ISIS, David Beckh--WAIT WHAT?
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(83)
 
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
The latest stupid and dangerous teen challenge? The 'Fugitive Game'
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wrestling: It's still real to me AND the Olympic committee
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(15)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steeler WR Antonio Brown introduces a novel way to evade a tackle during a punt return: Kick the punter right in the face
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(97)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is the #1 film at the box office during a slow weekend, with Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming in at #2. Repetitive horror film As Above, So Below plummets to #6, and Lucy clings to #10
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(74)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warehouse where medical marijuana is legally grown catches on fire. Every fire department from a 100-mile radius volunteers to help battle the smoke
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(27)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drew Carey is offering to help Bay Village police find the teens behind the "ice bucket" prank played on an autistic teenager
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(66)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democratic Party, stung by the electorate's ingratitude for its economic policies and Obamacare, seems to have jumped into a "Back to the Future" DeLorean and steered half a century back in time
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(89)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Some college degrees "virtually guarantee a high salary on graduation." Yours is probably not among them
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(74)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The "Hunger Games," "Divergent," and other young adult fiction novels are part of some free-market libertarian conspiracy to brainwash teens. Or you can be sane and not a writer for The Guardian
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(Otago Daily Times)
 
 
 
Man asks judge not to publicize his name after he's caught using pliers to yank women's teeth out during sex
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Thu September 04, 2014
(640 AM Toronto)
 
 
 
Rob Ford campaign volunteer arrested after scuffle with man wearing Rob Ford mask
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(20)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If you fake an Ice Bucket Challenge so you can dump urine and feces on an autistic teenager, you are a terrible person
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(134)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
This Austrian woman used one simple trick to lose eighteen pounds in one day. Ask me how
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(19)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Teen, who was shot in the foot, first told police he was the victim of a "random act of violence." Later admits that he shot himself in the foot when checking to see that the gun was loaded. The gun he "found" in the street
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(52)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Asshat hits teen on bike, eventually stops to remove bike from van, then takes off again. With security video of sparks flying from bike embedded in grill
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(57)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your teenaged girlfriend dumps you. Do you A: Move on B: Write a poem about her. C: Pose as a cop, call her at her job tell her boss she is being arrested and demand to talk to her
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(33)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Pittsburgh Steelers)
 
 
 
Steelers to wear decal to honor Chuck Norris throughout the 2014 season
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(76)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy holds on to the #1 spot at the box office, expected to bring in $22 million for the holiday weekend. At #2 is Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Explosions, with As Above So Below debuting at #3
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(124)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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(32)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Interview with teen who was assaulted by his family during their "pray the gay away" intervention. He says that he's going to donate some of the almost $90k raised for him to gay youth groups
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Fri August 29, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Florida restaurant menus: Manatee
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(40)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
British justice shows its teeth by allowing the Moriarty of bicycle thefts to skip curfew so he can walk his dog and go on holiday and stuff
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Airlines wonder why passengers are so upset after long delays, lost luggage, and legroom fit only for quadruple amputees
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(113)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch 2Q sales fall 6% as teens discover that pre-washed, bleached and shredded clothing can also be found at Goodwill
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(15)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Honk if these driving habits make you grit your teeth. (deslidefied for your convenience)
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen comes out to his family that he's gay. They support his deci... aw, who am I kidding? They beat the crap out of him and toss him out of the house because Jesus
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Wed August 27, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(45)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New video shows Iron Dome intercepting FIFTEEN Hamas rockets at once
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(195)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The WHO shut down Sierra Leone lab, voicing concerns about the epidemic creating a local teenage wasteland. A spokesman states that group members are going through traumatic times while on the eminence front
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"This is stupidity 101. Not only does he let an 8-year-old steer, a 9-year-old is in the back seat. And once he's out of the car, he keeps drinking the beer while claiming he did nothing wrong and was 'only letting the kids go for a drive"
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Moose shows up at German office canteen. Bystanders report he was just checking to see if all the juice was gone
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(23)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Fifteen of the most breathtakingly stupid predictions made about Apple since 1984
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(109)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
In response to the Saskatchewan Roughriders renting a billboard outside of their stadium the BC Lions decide to guarantee a win tonight or give everyone free tickets. Let's see how that worked out for them
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(40)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight year old grad student falls for eighteen year old freshman coed with a boyfriend back home, so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits some more. Then he finally gets to hook up with that hot little momma
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(96)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will new ads comparing pot smokers to lab rats prevent teens from getting high? Short answer: no. Long answer: um... What was the question again? And quit bogarting the bowl
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(96)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence, then spends seventeen paragraphs showing why it's a bad idea to surf Pravda's web site, listen to AM talk radio and read too much Dan Brown
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(93)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Want to borrow a feeling? Need a spankalogical protocol? In your face, space coyote, today is the last of the golden era. Go on down to your local steel mill, it's a Day 4 of the Simpsons Marathon thread
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(143)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Fifteen awesome facts you didn't know about the world's greatest alcoholic beverage, tequila
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"Studies show that what your child wears could affect how they perform in school." Based on the picture, this group should perform like they are in some cheezy teen sitcom
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(33)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adult female gamers now outnumber teenage boys 2:1
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(184)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite cancer warnings, American teens are still dying to be tan
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(14)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
They call it the dress rehearsal for the regular season, the third week of NFL Preseason. Its the Pittsburgh Steelers vs the Philadelphia Eagles in the Battle of Pennsylvania. NFL Network at 7:30pm EDT
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(245)
 
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Teens are having less sex than ever before as teen pregnancy hits an all time low. That's their story and they're sticking to it
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(127)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(476)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Perhaps they will be known as the Pittsburgh Steelers's Doobie Brothers
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(81)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this life lesson for pre-teens about photo sharing on the Internet
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(22)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Teenage pilot pulls off emergency landing like a boss. w/pics and vid
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(80)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Meet the nineteen-year-old star wide receiver who's being banned from his high school team because he's too old
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(84)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Teenager killed by windmill jam. Should've gone for the tomahawk instead
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(57)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
We must also go back and read the Constitution, including the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of religion. It says nothing about freedom from religion
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