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Headlines matching 'tee'
Sat May 25, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember how Kate Upton backed out of taking that high school teen to his prom? Well, he's since traded up
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Fri May 24, 2013
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Lesbian teen arrested for sex with underage girlfriend refuses to take plea deal. Says she's not licked yet
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(1114)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man regrets calling 911 on his wife for using her teeth
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Because it's Friday, here's a dachshund licking a lion's teeth clean
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Thu May 23, 2013
(BBC America)
 
 
 
I guess the Brits have a hard time understanding screen doors, brushing teeth
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(116)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un: Relatives of traitors should automatically be punished, without trial. And by 'Kim Jong Un', we mean 'Tom Cotton (R-Ark)'. Bonus: He's on the foreign affairs committee
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(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First female amputee to climb Everest looks forward to final leg
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's been nineteen years, but Universal thinks the time is right for a Timecop reboot
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(65)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teen wins contest by producing blandest, most sterile cursive writing imaginable
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(182)
 


Wed May 22, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Teenagers unlike Facebook
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager taken to court for hacking in to a friends computer and taking her savings. FARK: Her virtual savings on RuneScape
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(73)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
New study shows massive jump in amount teenagers are willingly sharing online, growing amount of yelling at their parents for looking at the information, plus an increase in door slammings
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Tue May 21, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teenager taunts cops on Facebook, "catch me if u can." Since you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happened
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(27)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
News: Canadian climbs Mount Everest. FARK: Double amputee conquers Mount Everest
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds, admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better (w/pics)
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(110)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Licensed volunteer wildlife rehabilitators help nurse animals back to health so they can reenter the wild and OH MY GOD BABY FOXES AND RACOONS
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Mon May 20, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nigerian forces hunting Islamist rebels kill seventeen members of Boko Haram. You'll never hear "A whiter shade of pale" played live again
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager invents way to charge cell phone in 20 seconds...if it doesn't explode
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(137)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"
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(56)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video shows Florida men harassing manatees
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(33)
 


Sun May 19, 2013
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nineteen reasons why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. Well, maybe just the Abrams reboot; there's no way Star Wars is better than Deep Space Nine or The Original Series
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(128)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After teeing off into a course-side restroom, golfer looks for nearest point of relief
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(5)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Can the SHIELD wins two titles in one night? Will Sheamus be turned into lime puree? Can a steel cage help HHH against Lesnar? Who will be the last fan standing for Cena-Ryback? Find out on WWE Extreme Rules (8pm est, PPV)
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Fri May 17, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR rule tweak guarantees Danica Patrick will get a free pass to All-Star Race. ITS STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(66)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Teen aged and pregnant? NO YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR YOU
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(127)
 


Thu May 16, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sadly, Oscar Mayer's new bacon hot dogs have been designed by committee
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sign rookie contract for $23 million guaranteed: check. Play at a level slightly above JaWalrus levels of suck on the Raiders: check. Retire from football at 23: check. Can't say I blame the guy
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(41)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Planning to retire? Don't forget to grab an extra $220,000 for medical expenses while you're scoping out tee times
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(58)
 


Wed May 15, 2013
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
It's not normal to have a good time at Project Graduation. But with these teen girls is it
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(55)
 


Mon May 13, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you claim someone is stonewalling your Congressional committee and refusing to testify, try to make sure they're not about to be sitting right farking next you on a Sunday talk show a few minutes later
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shane MacGowan shows you how old he was the last time he had all his own teeth in his mouth
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(41)
 


Sun May 12, 2013
(Southwest Iowa News)
 
 
 
Apparently, the best way to remind people about fire safety is having volunteer clowns wear bright coveralls and go door-to-door with flyers
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer sees teenager walking alone in dark after curfew. Does she: A) Write a ticket, B) Arrest him, or C) Tase, arrest and cite him? None of the above: she gives him a bike for his 9-mile commute and her friends teach him to ride it
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Sat May 11, 2013
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas school board rescinds order requiring students to wear shirts tucked-in, because fat snowflakes will actually look fat, instead of looking like they are draped in a small tent, which may lead to self-esteem issues
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(58)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen, who sees himself as "a bit" of an extremist
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(44)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Amazing GoPro footage of the final spire placement at the new WTC. Workers with nerves of steel install a tower of steel
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(53)
 
(Toowoomba Chronicle)
 
 
 
Super Ted, aka the bipedal battler - a feline who lost 2 legs and half his tail in a car accident - has clawed his way back to health and is guaranteed a forever home just in time to enjoy Caturday
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(pahomepage.com)
 
 
 
Remember when you were a teenager and you could moon all the eighth-grade girls you wanted without worrying about getting arrested on criminal charges?
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Fri May 10, 2013
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
UK TV trailer proves what we already know, "Man of Steel" is going to be epic
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(111)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese is selling her 1939 Packard. Listing complete with pics of Dita with the Packard. WANT
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(167)
 


Thu May 09, 2013
(Hdden)
 
 
 
Celebrities without teeth. Yes, it is a slideshow. Yes, subby is going to floss now
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(54)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sounds like every judge on American Idol is going to be replaced. Hopefully, by howler monkeys or manatees, because then audiences would see no difference
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Wed May 08, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When tapeworms start burrowing their way into your brain, it's time to stop volunteering in Madagascar
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina may require your teenaged slut or man-whore to get a notarized permission slip before getting STD testing
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(102)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Step 1: Refuse to let Benghazi committee co-chair testify in Benghazi hearing. Step 2: Accuse Benghazi committee co-chair of refusing to testify in Benghazi hearing. Step 3: Scandal
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(171)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first set photos from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles involve Megan Fox bouncing on a trampoline because reasons
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(90)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Because nothing adds to your Dominos pizza experience more than actually watching in real time the 4 teens who are preparing your pizza (w/video)
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(10)
 


Tue May 07, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Teenagers collect more than 25,000 cans of food to donate to charity. Oh, and also build the world's biggest food-can pyramid
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Mon May 06, 2013
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teen in Texas planning to blow up some turtles with the homemade bomb in his pocket decides to enjoy a cigar while walking down to the bayou. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happened next
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(88)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Autistic teen who suffers from seizures so bad he can't leave the house is getting ready to have 2 major surgeries this month wants people to write to him about their favorite movies. Come on Fark, let's give this kid some letters to read
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(152)
 


Sun May 05, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Teenage inventor builds his own submarine
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's getting squeaky at the bottom. West Brom Vs Wigan, Norwich Vs Villa and Newcastle Vs West Ham in a thirteen game epic round of EPL matches
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Sat May 04, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Teen gets his entire track team DQed because he pointed at the sky while crossing the finish line. WTFark: The school DOESN'T prohibit religious expression
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(237)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifteen reasons why Luke Skywalker is a whiny biatch. Wait, no, sorry "badass hero." Who wanted to go to Toshii station and pick up some power converters
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(37)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
School claims teen mom's yearbook photo with her baby is not allowed because it'll encourage teen pregnancy. It's not like teenage girls watch TV shows like Teen Mom or anything
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Fri May 03, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bangladesh factory employee ignores the weight of his giant balls of steel, "cut off limbs to save lives" of coworkers after building collapses and doctors refuse to enter due to dangerous conditions
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Thu May 02, 2013
(Short List)
 
 
 
Fancy a headache? Check out the new poster for Man of Steel
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(98)
 
(Newcastle Herald (Australia))
 
 
 
A 39 year old setting up a party house to lure underage teens in with drugs and booze with the intent of banging underage kids gets off again. This time in court
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(181)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Muppeteer Kevin Clash nominated for Emmy for his work as Elmo, spot-on impersonation of Roman Polanski
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(25)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Problem: Teachers unprepared for school shootings. Solution: Have volunteers dressed as masked gunmen with real weapons storm the school and fire blanks at teachers, simulating a massacre. There, don't you feel safer now?
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Wed May 01, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next year, let's celebrate an authentic Thanksgiving just like the original Jamestown colonists did: by eating a teenage girl
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(105)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney refuses position with San Diego-Tijuana Olympic Bid Committee, refused payment in ditch weed and cheap tequila
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(47)
 


Tue April 30, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman is back in court today to determine whether or not he is going to try and claim his murder of an unarmed teenager was justified
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(466)
 
(Nashville City Paper)
 
 
 
Family of teenager with Down Syndrome whose photo became an internet meme are suing for potato
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(184)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's fans - 14 million people and counting - are teen girls and conspiracy theorists
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(56)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police arrest three teenagers for breaking into a home and attacking a 12 year-old boy with a bottle of ketchup, though the hunt's on for a fourth suspect
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(55)
 


Mon April 29, 2013
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Thousands of people around the world volunteer to go to Mars and never come back. This has potential to be the greatest reality show of all time
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Sun April 28, 2013
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teepee
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
As you ready your summer vacation plans, perhaps you should include one of these eighteen coolest water slides from around the globe
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(41)
 


Sat April 27, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Service guarantees citizenship...Would you like to know more?
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(99)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Teenagers shouldn't be "forced" by parents to wake up for school because they need their sleep, claims columnist who totally isn't a teenager
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(137)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Canadian cult, a Canadian drunk, and a Canadian teenager factor in to The Final Sacrifice, one of MST3K's best episodes. Mike, Servo, and Crow give us a solid episode. "Rowsdower, could you please put out my head?"
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ProTip: The Indonesian Police and the Islamic Defenders Front would like to remind teenagers not to dance to Maroon 5 songs during prayer sessions. Maroon 5 ? Really
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(43)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Teen arrested after police discover a pressure cooker, fertilizer, fireworks, and electronic components in his car. FARK: He's released after convincing the FBI it was all just for cultivating 'shrooms
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(56)
 


Fri April 26, 2013
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Sixteen examples of why not to give out your phone number on Craigslist
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(39)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What hurts more, childbirth or a kick in the balls? Submitter's pregnant wife has put on steel toed boots in case I give the wrong answer
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(190)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Well groomed thief steals $2,600 worth of teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, probiotics, condoms and Rogaine
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(25)
 


Thu April 25, 2013
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Police give volunteers drink after drink 'til they're wasted, all in the name of having more realistic training on dealing with drunks. Best. Police. Evar
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(42)
 


Wed April 24, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mars rovers enter teen years, begin drawing penises on everything (with pics)
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(36)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Bad: Walmart refuses to honor price match guarantee for regular customer. Understandable: He kept buying Vanilla Diet Pepsi, which is apparently still a thing
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(106)
 


Tue April 23, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the week: Boston Bombing Amputee No Longer Fears 'Horrible Shin Splints'
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(39)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
News: Man allegedly robs teen. FARK: Makes appointment to rob him again
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(35)
 


Mon April 22, 2013
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Troubling signs led parents to suspect music teacher of possessing child porn. But the creepy goatee didn't clue them in?
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(73)
 


Sun April 21, 2013
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Mom drives super stoned teens home from dentist after they have their wisdom teeth pulled. 3:00 mark is where it turns classic
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(70)
 


Sat April 20, 2013
(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
Fifteen creepy abandoned observatories. Come for the rusting domes, stay for the Cthulhu graffiti
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud $elig'$ late$t chin-$troking blue-ribbon committee initiative to analyze lack of black$ in pro ba$eball ignore$ one $alient fact: Thank$ to travel ball, "baseball in the United States has become a sport for the rich"
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot married 42-year-old blonde [✓]. Cake-flavored vodka [✓]. Sex with teens [✓]
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(104)
 


Fri April 19, 2013
(National Review)
 
 
 
Prime-time TV causes workplace hostility, teenage girls can only get pregnant through statutory rape, liberals don't consider Madonna to be slutty, Sandra Fluke wanted taxpayer-funded birth control, and other things Republicans actually believe
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(233)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment guarantees every American the right to an acceptable amount of chicken wings
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(86)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Sixteen ridiculously inappropriate "Easter eggs" hidden in video games (Some images may not be be safe for work)
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Having a rough week? Here's a cat playing with a vacuum, guaranteed to cheer you up
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(33)
 


Thu April 18, 2013
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How be a douche in 2007: ghost ride the whip. How to be a more dangerous douche in 2013: drive without a steering wheel
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(103)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Help a program that pairs at-risk teens with rescue horses fix their ranch truck (named Bessie) so we can get kids to horse shows this summer. Total repair bill is $2600, we still have $830 to go before we can spring it from the shop. DIT
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Foreign Relations Committee: So Sec. Kerry, tell us about Benghazi. Kerry: Really? Benghazi? HFRC: Please, BENGHAZI the BENGHAZI your BEGHAZI if you would BENGAZHI. BENGAZHI. Kerry: You guys are idiots
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(94)
 


Wed April 17, 2013
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Deja vu: underage sex accusations against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash dropped. Again
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(35)
 
(NumberFire)
 
 
 
How Bill Belichick screwed the Steelers
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(70)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Columbus GA teen accused of shooting, injuring parents when they insisted he do his chores instead of looking up a Bible verse for a friend. At least he obeyed one of the commandments
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Man of Steel Trailer - Holy Crap, This Looks Awesome Edition
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(153)
 


Tue April 16, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood escorts his teen daughters to Coachella. Thinking of flirting with them? You've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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(61)
 


Sun April 14, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Sunday at Augusta. Amen Corner live stream at 12:45 ET on masters.com. ESPN coverage starts at 3:00 ET. Back nine drama like no other. The Masters
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(666)
 
(Bob Vila)
 
 
 
Ten clever alternatives to a traditional home office. Immunity from an IRS audit not guaranteed
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(20)
 


Sat April 13, 2013
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Fargo: Volunteers including students fill a million sandbags to prepare for the 4th major flood in 5 years. Ed Schultz: Fargo uses child slave labor because rich people refuse to pay taxes. Bonus: It's his old TV station
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(169)
 


Fri April 12, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "teenage boys sexually assault girl, takes pics, sends them around the school, she hangs herself" is brought to you by Saratoga, CA
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(242)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nineteen barbershops and salons with ridiculously punny names that prove these places are shear genius and truly a cut above the rest
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's day 2 at The Masters. Can a 14 yr. old kid make the cut? Can a 50 yr. old Freddie make the cut? Will Sergio melt down? Amen corner Live stream begins 10:45 am on Masters.com CST, ESPN television coverage begins 2:00 CST
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(261)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Porn star refuses to go on fake date with "Teen Mom" star. Oh, he agreed to fark her for money, he just didn't want to pretend that he was actually dating her
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(81)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Indiana dentist pulls out all of man's teeth without his permission. Patient sues for pain, suffering, the cost of moving to Alabama where no one will notice
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(79)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man survives the Hazelwood, Missouri tornado inside airborne car. "I just held on to the steering wheel, and my life flashed before my eyes, and I was hoping I'd make it home to see my kids"
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(51)
 


Thu April 11, 2013
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Why other countries are WAY cooler than us: A new bridge in the city of Da Nang is not only the largest steel arch bridge in Vietnam, but it is shaped like a dragon and actually shoots fire from its head
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(64)
 


Wed April 10, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich give romantic advice to teenage girls
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(15)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Group of burly men lift 3000 pound overturned tractor off of trapped man. And by 'group of burly men' I mean two teenage girls
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(61)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teenager has survived on nothing but noodles since age 5 because parenting is too much work
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(146)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite demoted MSNBC host is complaining that 8th Graders are A) Learning creationism B) Reading Ayn Rand C) Volunteering to save houses from impeding floods. Lean Forward
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(49)
 


Tue April 09, 2013
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
For a refreshing change, a mom posts a list of 10 things about which non-breeders need to ESS. TEE. EFF. YOO. (Update: Turns out the author is a dad)
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(421)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Teen Mom's mom doubts her daughter filmed a porn video with James Deen. Claims her daughter who gave birth at 16 "was not brought up that way. We have religious beliefs"
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic committee is considering adding 3-on-3 basketball and BMX racing for the 2016 Olympics, no word on if monkey-in-the-middle, slam dunk contest, or the 100-meter sack race will be added
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(90)
 


Mon April 08, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you can get past the caption where the NY Times refers to "World War 11", the Canteen Girl who used to sing to the troops on the radio would like to tell her story. She's 97 but for this you're allowed on her lawn
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(12)
 


Sun April 07, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Love concierge specializes in turning successful Silicon Valley geeks into sexy Silicon Valley studmuffins. mostly by telling them Weird Science was just a movie and that they should spend $20K and up on better wardrobe and bleached teeth
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(81)
 


Sat April 06, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seventeen groups that broke up because on of their members released a successful solo album
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(90)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
He's seven. His mom has Lou Gehrig's Disease. He thought up a fundraiser for her, and his aunt and several volunteers are making it happen. The dust is strong with this one
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(42)
 
(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat reveals what would have happened if David Tennant had stayed on for season 5 of Doctor Who. Hint: Doctor Teeth vs. the Red Menace
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(83)
 


Fri April 05, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of the day Kurt Cobain died in 1994, here are his isolated vocals for Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. Astrounding
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(171)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Son, stay in the car while I go pistol-whip that woman. Shouldn't take more than fifteen minutes"
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(21)
 


Thu April 04, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Apple's core business is selling end users flash memory at steep markups": so that's a "buy" rating for AAPL
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(60)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
New law could put teens in jail for visiting online news sites. At Fark, they're cool as long as they bring beer
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(43)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Arrested Development will premiere on Netflix May 26th, and the series order has increased to fifteen after producers finally looked for money in the banana stand
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(66)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, kid. You ever wanted to be a puppeteer?
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(28)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Despite the intense competition, this kid is easily the worst teenager on Instagram
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(104)
 


Wed April 03, 2013
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you buy a regular-sized gray dress at Target, it's called "heather gray." If you buy the plus-sized version, it's called "manatee gray." Hmmm
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(102)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Before you squirt pepper spray into the face of the teenager you say molested you as you walked to your apartment, first make sure it's not a case of mistaken identity
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(29)
 


Tue April 02, 2013
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Second-grader repeatedly suspended over unpleasant smell. School officials have ruled out teen spirit
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(168)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's official, the only remaining Democrats that do not support marriage equality are from states that have more people than teeth
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(104)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Now that Facebook is now officially the province of your parents, your halfwit cousins, your Teabagger uncle, and a bunch of cat-hoarding fatties, teens are fleeing the network likes rats off a sinking ship
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(141)
 


Mon April 01, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
Latest teenage girl image obsession: Sharp knees
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
For those that wonder why stores have steel posts around the entrance
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(52)
 


Sun March 31, 2013
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
5 companies that guarantee many happy returns
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(26)
 


Sat March 30, 2013
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Blind teenager enjoys playing golf. At least that's what they tell her she's playing
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(12)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Thirty-five Atlanta Public Schools educators, including principals, superintendents and teachers, indicted on racketeering charges for changing answers on state exams of students in order to meet standards. They face 45 years in prison
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(202)
 


Fri March 29, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man guarantees years of uninterrupted basketball TV time, by arranging for girlfriend to be "randomly" picked for chance to make $20,000 halfcourt shot at Orlando Magic game, and then proposes to her after she misses the hoop
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(43)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
RNC committee member in Michigan is under fire for posting anti-gay article on Facebook. Those sissy Marys
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(30)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nineteen brands you feel really good about buying because they're made by small companies which are, in reality, shills for giant corporations
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old Ariel Winter dyes her hair like the Little Mermaid. It's a whole new world
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(133)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Without any more telephone booths to stuff themselves into teenagers are now resorting to "gallon smashing"
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(106)
 


Thu March 28, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Miami maul Marquette? Will Syracuse destroy my bracket? Could Arizona upset OSU? Does anyone care about Wichita State and LaSalle? It's your Thursday Edition Sweet Sixteen NCAA Tournament discussion thread
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(357)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Teenage dating tips - 1953 version
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(23)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Chair of the European Parliament's Budget committee says that EU may run out of money this year
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(8)
 


Wed March 27, 2013
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Will Jordan Spieth become the first teenager to win on the PGA Tour in, well, forever?
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(19)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bye Bye, Miss American Pie: The job market is so miserably weak that Americans are choosing to live in government-guaranteed poverty rather than take a chance on the labor market
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(200)
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Art school by ten, pro by fourteen, and the guy who made DC characters rock in the 80's, Happy 65th Birthday, José Luis Garcia-Lopez
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(21)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're running for Sheriff you should avoid calling a campaign volunteer a profane name and then threaten to cut off his hands and eat them
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(38)
 


Tue March 26, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If downing two bottles of vodak is what you need to deal with a bus load of screaming kids, perhaps you shouldn't have volunteered
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(54)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
British teen screws Yahoo out of millions of dollars
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(30)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain faces a natural gas shortage due to record cold weather. Homeowners are so cold that their teeth would be chattering if they had any
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(28)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You're a volunteer at an Easter Egg Hunt at your church and need a safe place to store your medicine. Do you? (C) Put the medicine inside of one of the plastic eggs which accidentally gets hidden along with the ones containing candy
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 becomes the first band in nineteen years to land three #1 singles off the same album. The last band to do so was Ace of Base. Let that sink in
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(86)
 


Mon March 25, 2013
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
The best time to enjoy a Carl's Jr. burger isn't at the wheel of your panel van, because you won't see the steel cable that causes your airbags to deploy, launching you onto the train tracks for an Amtrak to plow into
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(79)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Housekeeper accused of stealing a frozen bag of meatballs faces same jail sentence as Steubenville teen convicted of rape
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(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sergio Garcia hits the most unconventional fifteen-footer you'll ever see
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(24)
 


Sun March 24, 2013
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Professor forces a student to violate his religious beliefs. Student complains the college. College does A) apologize, B) Bring the Professor before a committee, or C) Suspend the student and go into denial mode
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(478)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Remember Gonzaga looking ahead to its opponent in the Sweet Sixteen? Well, about that
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(103)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Burning a gay teen to death gets "prankster" three and a half years in jail. Stay classy England
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(257)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifteen mid-century modern dream homes that will kill your children . . . FROM THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF PLAYING IN THEM
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(47)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sixteen year-old girl believes she has superpowers because of synesthesia
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(162)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Child star of iconic 1990s sitcom "Home Improvement" is 31 and happy to explain why he quit acting as a teenager to live a normal life instead of being whatever Tim Allen is now
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(93)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Sixteen tough competitors endure strong competition to get through the difficult qualifying round. The NCAA Tournament? Nope. Nathan's hot dog eating contest? Yup
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(7)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(NFL)
 
 
 
Former NFL player did a Super Duper job of beating, knocking his teenage son unconscious. Twice
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(57)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Back in my day, "Flogging the Seal" was a fun and harmless teen activity
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(95)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Two small-town teen burglars found to have shot themselves several times after being spotted by the homeowner. Seems legit
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(208)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
A new bill would require government employees be fired if they owe back taxes. Democrats on the committee opposed the bill. Hmm, wonder why?
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(217)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Steele: Minority outreach seems counterproductive when you keep trying to prevent them from voting
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(90)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The House Science, Space and Technology Committee names climate science denier as new chairman. What's next, Michelle Bachmann head of the Intelligence Committee?
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(127)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
Fifteen movie presidents we totally wish were real
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(58)
 


Tue March 19, 2013
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
♫Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.♫ And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck I got runned over by a damned old eighteen wheeler when I ran a stoplight.♫
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(41)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
37 year old man dies after van surfing accident, obviously trying to prove the original Teen Wolf was better than the new MTV series. Boof and Stiles unavailable for comment
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teen coming out of a tunnel
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
17,616 men have suffered the most humiliating and painful injury a man can endure from the grinding teeth of an unforgiving soulless monster
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(78)
 


Mon March 18, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
CNN host Candy Crowley and reporter Poppy Harlow are almost in tears over the "ruined lives" of the two Steubenville, Ohio teen football players who were found guilty of gang-raping a 16-year-old girl
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(659)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day by enjoying one of these seventeen Irish pop culture classics
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin tells a packed room of people that traveled from across the country to attend the Conservative Political Action Committee's annual conference that Republicans need to stop preaching to the choir
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(171)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The nineteen most useless lyrics pages on the internet. Does Skrillex even write lyrics?
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(69)
 


Sat March 16, 2013
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs and Facebook at center of former school employee's affair with teenage boy. This is not a repeat headline from every female school sex scandal of the last 8 years, but could be
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(27)
 


Fri March 15, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen son on phone with boyfriend: "I'm going to tell my dad I'm gay." Dad writes: "I've known you were gay since you were six. Now go buy some orange juice"
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(416)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Feinstein to Cruz:"I'm not a sixth grader. Senator, I've been on this committee for 20 years. I was a mayor for nine years. I walked in, I saw people shot. I've looked at bodies that have been shot with these weapons." OH SNAP
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(417)
 


Thu March 14, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Algae bloom is killing a record number of endangered Florida manatees. If only there were some phrase to express dismay
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(89)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Today's headline word jumble: Butte teens arrested for gallon smashing
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns. Twenty four percent believe dinosaurs and man hung out together. Eighteen percent believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Nearly 30% believe cloud computing involves actual clouds"
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(521)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Dude, So Dough: Meet the new teen sneakerheads flipping shoes for cash, fast
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Japanese, not content with making sushi glow in the dark or selling used teen girls panties in machines, have found a way to light ice on fire. Ummm, everybody wins?
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Let's Roll: The Flight 93 National Memorial at Shanksville, Pa. needs volunteers to help plant 15,000 seedlings on April 27
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(5)
 


Mon March 11, 2013
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
FAA investigating why passenger jet drove off the runway. Subby guesses it had something to do with the guy steering it
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(29)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Former mayor of Detroit convicted on 24 counts of racketeering and extortion. Prosecution to ask that he be sentenced to a minimum of 20 years of living in Detroit
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(218)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Man with club foot, woman with teeth 'similar to a meth user' sought in Buford shoplifting Incident"
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(21)
 


Sat March 09, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers linebacker James Harrison launches himself headfirst into free agency
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(39)
 


Fri March 08, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
Plague of locusts has attacked Israel, leaving observant Jews asking themselves if they have offended God, are they kosher. The Torah and Leviticus are divided, rabbis disagree, but foodees say if they are sauteed and honey spiced, they are delicious
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(67)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Three leading House Energy and Commerce Committee democrats are calling for an oversight hearing on President Bush's Obama phone program
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fifteen actors who can't escape the role that made them famous. Poor Jason Alexander
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(214)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese shows off first 3D printed gown, lovely rack. Just forget she was with Marilyn Manson, and it'll all be okay
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(79)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Having already legalized marijuana, Washington is now considering allowing teens in college to drink
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(67)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
After sixteen and a half years, Joy Behar is leaving The View. In other news, The View has been on TV since 1997
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(46)
 


Thu March 07, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After a flood of 1-star reviews and thousands of complaints, Amazon removes Sim City from the digital downloads. Don't worry though, you can still get it through Origin for the low price of $59.99* (*No guarantees it will actually work)
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(263)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Nine ways to predict the sex of your unborn baby ... guaranteed to be accurate 50% of the time
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(19)
 


Wed March 06, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Why use rage faces when you can use a cat? Here are eighteen quite reasonable substitutes. U CAT, BRO?
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(7)
 
(This Is Bristol)
 
 
 
The teen hit the man, then drove off as 'he wasn't exactly dead or anything'
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(46)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
What is New York City's new campaign to stop teens from getting pregnant? How about using shame and insults paid for by taxpayers
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(169)
 


Tue March 05, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen skier survives 2 nights on Maine mountain and credits Bear Grylls with his survival. No word if he drank his own piss
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(78)
 
(CareerBuilder)
 
 
 
Fifteen college majors with starting salaries over $50K. Of course, 8 of the top 10 are engineering and IT. Suck it, haters
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(42)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sixteen shows that managed to recover from shiatty seasons
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(93)
 


Sun March 03, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apple has no interest in allowing you to email your friends about barely legal teens
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(97)
 


Sat March 02, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Delaware Teen USA was paid $1,500 for her now famous porn video. Which equals 25 years of TotalFark in case any Farkettes are wondering
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(135)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Gum, black jellybeans, and Raisinettes seem like the type of candy that should be wiped off the planet forever, but the other sixteen are damned delicious
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(124)
 


Fri March 01, 2013
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Skechers begins selling shoes called "Daddy'$ Money" to teens Next up - shoes to divorced women called "Half of Daddy'$ Money"
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(14)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Girls Gone Wild files for bankruptcy. Who would've thought that using titty-flashing to sell your steel-drum music was a faulty business plan?
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's breathless hyperbole from Maxine Waters: Sequestration will cost 170 million jobs. Will also cost eleventeenth skrillion megabucks, πr² bank failures and potato foreclosures
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(155)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ex-Miss Teen Delaware offered $250K to become Miss You Porn, get porn acting lessons
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(234)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Gay teen worried he might be Christian
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(93)
 


Wed February 27, 2013
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
PRO TIPS FOR THIEVES: Always have a plan, always have a getaway car and always put your teeth in beforehand
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(8)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What do Chris Christie, Bruce Springsteen, and the goddamn Batman have in common?
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(29)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Instead of freaking out over the high-tech drones piloted by the US government, you should be much more concerned about the $300 drone piloted by that nerdy teen who lives two houses down
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(135)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This story has something for everyone: lesbian teen sues school after being suspended for anti-bullying shirt. It's like a Mad Libs brought to life
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(240)
 


Tue February 26, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
What causes teen pregnancy? Farking. What stops it? Fracking
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(30)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A Georgia teen just released from jail was tired of walking, so he took the bus. He is no longer released from jail
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(79)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sotomayor puts the smackdown on a U.S. attorney whose remarks were "an affront to the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection of the laws"
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Up Both Ways In The Snow: Teenager spotted walking 10 miles in the snow to interview for $7-an-hour job is given work on the spot by a restaurant owner, for double the pay
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A report that lists the U.S. states with the highest rate of teen pregnancy clearly shows that the South has RISEN again
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(92)
 


Mon February 25, 2013
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll start pulling wooly mammoth teeth from the North Atlantic
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(24)
 


Sun February 24, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
We'd like to welcome our passengers aboard Balls of Steel Airlines. We'll be taking off from an altitude of 10,000 feet today
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(109)
 


Sat February 23, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
New York Times answers question to why only Asian women have thick black hair, distinctively-shaped teeth, small breasts, boy like figures and extra sweat glands. A: Because men find it sexually appealing
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(124)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A mom who abandoned her teenage sons to start a new life is shocked that they wanted nothing to do with her years later when she was facing life-threatening surgery
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(143)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fifteen photographs from a child survivalist training session, an encounter that pairs 9 year-old kids with AK-47s
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(278)
 


Fri February 22, 2013
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Kobe guarantees making the playoffs, has receipt from Stubhub to prove it
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(26)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina House committee rejects medical marijuana because too many people supported it. Seriously
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals 1 in 12 parents will admit to having a child they love more than the rest, while 11 out of 12 parents lie through their teeth
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(152)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Megan Fox will star in Michael Bay's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reboot. And yes there will be a ninja rap
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(100)
 


Thu February 21, 2013
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
George and Mitt Romney's 1964 Rambler is being auctioned on eBay. Car has no rust, minor dings, steering tends to drift to the right
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(17)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: School makes teen change out of inappropriate tshirt at school. Fark: Her "Don't drink and park... accidents cause kids" t-shirt
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(76)
 


Tue February 19, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cy Young Award Winner R.A. Dickey a) Suspended 50 games for PEDs, b) Arrested for Domestic Battery, c) goes to the most God forsaken place in India in an attempt to rescue teen sex slaves
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(73)
 
(Bubblews)
 
 
 
The Mesolithic was a brutal period, when people didn't live past 30 and life was dominated by relentless hunting and gathering. But, apparently, they had very nice teeth
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(36)
 


Mon February 18, 2013
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Dear Traffic Guy: I passed a guy who was toking while driving. "He was steering with his elbows while using a lighter to light the pipe bowl. I know times have changed with our new marijuana law, but could this possibly be legal?"
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(125)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Boeing tries to win back dissatisfied 787 customers with quick fix for fiery battery problem. Fix includes heavy-duty titanium or steel containment box around battery cells, high-pressure evacuation tubes, and complete set of used rosary beads
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(53)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen wires $10,000 to injured teen for therapy dog. WINNING
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fifteen games into the shortened NHL season and the Blackhawks still haven't lost a game. Chicago fans shrug, continue debating if this is the year the Cubs finally win it all
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(47)
 


Sun February 17, 2013
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mindy McCready guarantees #1 selling album and a Grammy Award for next year
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(494)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The ocean teems with fascinating things. Fish, crabs, shells, 1850s locomotives, barnacles...wait, what?
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(55)
 


Sat February 16, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey college student starts a condom delivery service. Guarantees delivery in 30 minutes, or the baby is free
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(15)
 


Fri February 15, 2013
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later
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(76)
 


Thu February 14, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TV anchor woman has great cure for teething babies. Bonus: South Dakotan dialect
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(60)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager on the run, try to find a car with a lower profile than a Maserati
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland has decided that teens need to go back to using their mom's old lingerie catalogs
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(90)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Golf: play 18 holes, chat to your mates, go for drinks in the bar. Golf in Australia: Use a spare tee to extract the venom of the poisonous spider that just bit your leg, then play the rest of the round
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(33)
 


Wed February 13, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two teens with extremely poor eyesight have sex with 35-year-old mom posing as 15-year-old girl. Bonus: Mom met with one kid's parents
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(120)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Head of Russian Olympic Committee says it's still real to them, dammit, plans to appeal IOC's decision to drop wrestling from future Games
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(79)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9
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(11)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sixteen "true story" film characters that are as genuine as your Canadian girlfriend
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(123)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The sixteen worst possible movies to watch on a date
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(263)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A molecule called Dickkopf-1 is your worst enemy as you age, further proof that scientists are still obnoxious teenagers at heart when it comes to naming things
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats want to use the SOTU to fire the first salvo of the fourteenth round of debt talks with the 113th Congress. This is not a repeat, but it sure feels like deja vu
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
We have here runes, fossilized animal excrement, devil worship, privateers, and a witch doctor named Waktu Lemak - in short, we have a typical Tuesday in the Telegraph obituary section
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(6)
 
(WSHE Fort Lauderdale)
 
 
 
It's not often a 30-ish woman like myself strikes up a conversation with a teen boy like you. | like | poke | i'm a man |
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(18)
 


Mon February 11, 2013
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen birthrates in the U.S. fall to record lows. When asked if this was due to abstinence programs or increased sex education, researchers bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave sex researchers (link fixed)
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Sun February 10, 2013
(Local 15 Mobile)
 
 
 
Old oil rigs in the Gulf are rich habitats teeming with sealife. But they're also kind of an eyesore. So in its infinite wisdom, your government is wasting billions of dollars to make the situation a lot worse
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(72)
 


Sat February 09, 2013
(NESN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers' Brett Keisel shaves his iconic, massive beard for charity. This is the biggest loss of a beard since Katy Holmes left Tom Cruise
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(20)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Is Derpy going to be the official logo of the Equestria Games? Will Scootaloo sing and be revealed to be a lip-syncing teenager? Will Hasbro cease and desist this headline? It's My Little Pony: The Equestria Games, 10:30 AM on The Hub
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Fri February 08, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Teen Mom" Leah has her third child at age 20. Apparently her uterus is already in syndication
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(41)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese men responsible for surge in purchases of Valentine's Day insurance in which they are guaranteed to receive chocolate on February 14 with "personal message from self-professed beautiful lady, Rieko"
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(37)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Insects should be part of a healthy balanced die...pthht. Sorry, diet. Had a wing stuck in my teeth
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(14)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
College: now with a money-back-if-no-job guarantee
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Eighteen celebrities who made the idiotic decision to get cornrows
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(57)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(The Local (Germany))
 
 
 
Job centre offers German teen a job in a brothel, "good looks" a must
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(25)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Vine's new age restriction notice relies on the honor system. And we all know that horny teenagers would NEVER lie to a computer
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(34)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman in Chick-fil-A drive thru lane runs down teen worker in cow costume, pays for order and flees, presumably in a cloud of feathers
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(62)
 


Wed February 06, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Arpaio's solution to stop school shootings in his county: Have Steven Seagal train all the volunteers and make sure to film it all so that the bad guys can have a preview of their tactics
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(102)
 


Tue February 05, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinking 8 liters of Coke a day may be bad for your teeth
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(107)
 
(Mega 949)
 
 
 
Tarzana teacher busted for letting teen girls swing on his vine
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brought to you by the Tennessee tourist commission. Visit the volunteer state (some Not safe for work language)
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(6)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gang of teens terrorize park by beating up kids for their lunch money. Just kidding, they actually thwart a child abduction and beat up the would-be abductor. With bonus mugshot of the perp
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(75)
 


Mon February 04, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
India has a "Rural Olympics", with grueling events like getting run over by a tractor, carrying bricks with your teeth, and cow chariot races
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(31)
 
(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Indianapolis merchants solution to teen ne'er do wells downtown? Mandate ID bracelets and registration for all minors. Move along, underage citizen
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(131)
 
(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Things for teens to do in a small, middle of nowhere town: Going to keggers, tipping cows, building nuclear fusion reactors in the shed. Wait, what?
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(90)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen movies, books, and other pop culture moments that were altered due to real-life historical events
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(27)
 
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
In absolutely stunning news that absolutely no one ever saw coming, new study shows that energy drinks are not good for teenagers. To the Romerocopter, Captain Obvious
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(21)
 
(This Is Colossal)
 
Video
 
Coolest stop-motion animation with a bazillion paper cutouts, set to Japanese pop music you're going to see today. I can absolutely guarantee you that much
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(7)
 


Sun February 03, 2013
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Teenager arrested for thinking he's Doogie Howser, MD
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For 13 seasons, Bernie Kosar "put his head through the windshield every Sunday". Seventeen years later, he's almost completely healed thanks to a revolutionary brain therapy that may save the NFL
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(52)
 


Sat February 02, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Teenage Crime Wave, a bizarre mess Mike, Servo, and Crow make enjoyable. Featuring TV's Frank as Doughy Man, it's a great episode. "Society didn't give me enough bullets"
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(12)
 


Fri February 01, 2013
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager curbs seizures by eating sausage, mayonnaise, and cream, but not at the same time because that would be downright disgusting
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(42)
 


Thu January 31, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Larghissimo: Symphony fires CEO. Accelerando: After 11 days. Più mosso: For lewd or lascivious acts with a 15-year-old girl seventeen years ago. Molto trionfante: Who later became and remains his wife. Fine
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(66)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Snaggleteeth, a perennially popular cosmetic craze among Japanese women who desire to look endearingly childlike, inspire dental clinic to form world's first all-snaggletooth girl group TYB48
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(136)
 
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Teen wins biggest balls competition, shows cops black underwear that belonged to the woman he was sleeping with--the wife of a Navy SEAL
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(90)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Before he passed to the ethereal heavens on his white steed of freedom and justice, Andrew Breitbart warned us about shows like HBO's "Girls" and its darklord hellbeast Lena Dunham, and how we must be ever vigilant against their demonic possession
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(134)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pick your ban: Teen girl who performed at Obama's inauguration fatally shot in Chicago
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(576)
 


Tue January 29, 2013
(UPI)
 
 
 
Passerby hears gunshots and someone screaming for help from inside house. Calls cops, who show up and storm the place, only to find a group of teenagers playing Call of Duty
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(63)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♫ You load sixteen tons, what do ya get? A nightly recharge and some oil I'll bet. ♫
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(16)
 


Mon January 28, 2013
(Take Part)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year old kid develops a simple sensor that will be made widely available and will detect for pancreatic cancer, HIV, tuberculosis, and other diseases. What were you doing when you were 15?
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(148)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fourteen stories behind Taylor Swift's ridiculous breakup songs
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(130)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seventeen salvageable, enjoyable flops that came from Hollywood's Winter Graveyard, like Tremors and Office Space
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(74)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bus driver responsible for nine accidents and who has received nineteen reprimands and 31 days still has a job because the county felt such repeat actions didn't warrant termination
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(38)
 


Sun January 27, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen TV shows that are better than the films they spun off from
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(131)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"In hindsight, man with bird sculpture realizes chasing teens in road rage incident was 'crazy'"
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(23)
 


Sat January 26, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manatees in SPAAAACE
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenage girls should stop dressing like hookers, say actual hookers
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(165)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Honestly, who hasn't been tempted to duct tape a teenager's mouth and glue him to a chair? (With precious mugshots)
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(43)
 


Fri January 25, 2013
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
'Bad teeth' robber caught on camera, said to be armed and considered extremely British
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A pair of Republican mustaches in Mississippi have proposed a mustache to keep the federal mustache in its place, and are laying out a mustache to create a Joint Committee on the Growing of Mustaches. Wait, sorry, that's not it at all
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(79)
 

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