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Headlines matching 'tears'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(People Magazine) Cool Phillip Phillips winner winner  (people.com) (42)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Today is World Goth Day. Be sure to not wish any of them a 'Happy' day. Perhaps a 'Have a melancholy, bittersweet day full of tears and poetry' Day  (huffingtonpost.co.uk) (230)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Species of bee that likes to drink human tears recently discovered in and around Politics tab  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Mon April 30, 2012
(The Sun) Followup Actual quote from man held hostage by German Nymphomaniac. He fought back tears to tell them: "I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can't walk. Please help me"  (thesun.co.uk) (209)


Sun April 22, 2012
(The Sun) Strange 35-year-old Milf cries tears of diamonds. The Sun is there, making her eyes all sparkly (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (167)


Sun April 08, 2012
(KATU) Stupid Hot chick quits Facebook because "peer pressure". *hands out jars* Come Farkers, let us collect her tears and savor their sweet, savory salty taste  (katu.com) (243)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Tears, sneers, and a guy with a head like a potato. It's this weeks Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (170)


Wed March 28, 2012
(96.1 Kiss) Sad Michigan boy gets pet pig taken away due to city law, news cameras are there to capture his tears and one of the greatest child mullets ever seen  (961kiss.com) (119)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Science Daily) Stupid How movies that make you say "Jesus at least my life doesn't suck THAT bad" make people feel better. Apparently it was a mystery  (sciencedaily.com) (35)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely Can Britain call time on 1,000 years of boozing? As far back as 1362, the Archbishop of Canterbury said: "The tavern is worshipped rather than the church, gluttony and drunkenness is more abundant than tears and prayers"  (mirror.co.uk) (69)


Fri March 23, 2012
(WPTV) Florida When you go to an event described as "500 acres of mud and party" with your wife to see strippers, you know it can only end in blood and tears  (wptv.com) (66)


Sat March 17, 2012
(YouTube) Cool "Danny Boy", as only the Muppets could perform this classic without reducing us all to tears. Thank you Beaker  (youtube.com) (11)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Italy picks itself up off the grass, wipes away some fake tears and throws up its hands after losing for the first time ever to Team USA  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)
(Oregon Live) Followup Idaho man pioneers new eviction method. Sure it tears down the house, and puts him in jail for the weekend, but if you've ever been a landlord you'll know this is worth it  (oregonlive.com) (47)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Nola.com) Hero Bad: Drunk jerk at Mardi Gras parade harasses autistic girl, sends her home in tears. Good: Girl's story goes viral, leading to massive outpouring of support. Fark: New Orleans restages Mardi Gras just for her  (nola.com) (154)


Mon February 20, 2012
(Poor Zack) Sad Rose petals blow lightly in the breeze as tears fall one by one to the canvas. A man sits sadly in the friend zone. Will he remain forever alone? Find out on a very special edition of Raw, tonight at 9 on USA  (wwe.com) (2833)


Sat February 18, 2012
(YouTube) Video Barbara Eden covers Blood, Sweat & Tears' "Spinning Wheel." Your argument has never been, nor will it ever be, more invalid  (youtube.com) (44)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Here, let me explain to you how the economy isn't really recovering with this series of increasingly nonsensical and uninterpretable graphs (accomplishment unlocked: Tears of Tufte)  (minyanville.com) (82)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Arms and the Law) Spiffy We couldn't get him to eat his own mother, but forcing Rahm Emanuel to write a check to the Second Amendment Foundation is the next best thing. Your tears, Rahm. Let me taste them  (armsandthelaw.com) (166)

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