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491 headlines found matching 'team'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Battle of Bronies is on for Thursday Night Football. Both teams really have nothing to fight for, but let's have a thread, shall we? Kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on NBC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway who...wow, just...YIKES, these days...calls Omarosa "a very valued member of our team for a very long time," and then utterly fails to explain what it was exactly she DID or name any of her accomplishments
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL Power Rankings with each team as a Star Wars character. May the Forsling be with you
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Tickets for Broncos, Colts game in Indianapolis selling for as low as $5
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mike McCarthy: Don't believe the hype about this Packers team being the Goat, but how can you not believe the hype? Super Bowl mother farker
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Farkers rejoice: Somebody has invented a stretchable fabric that powers gadgets with sweat
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Nerlens Noel turned down a four-year deal worth around $70 million from Dallas. He eventually ended up signing a one-year deal for $4.1 million instead
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Wed December 13, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Today, Stoke head to Turf Moor; Watford are at Selhurst Park; Chelsea look for a win at Huddersfield. All other teams play Wednesday. Coverage starts at 2:30 p.m. ET both days. This is your EPL Mid-Week Discussion Thread
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The best thing about the Ball Brothers' new coach are the meat and greets he has after games. That's not a typo
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Tue December 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
LaVar does take his sons to the hood and join Lilwaynia
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Padres reacquire Chase Hedy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How Star Wars was saved in the edit. See how a young George Lucas, not yet obstinant enough to reject good advice, let a team of great editors save Star Wars from certain failure
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman says he knows what Kim Jong Un wants. And apparently it includes more "Where's Waldo" books
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Mon December 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets GM Sandy Alderson responds to the Yankees signing of Stanton by warning fans to not expect the team to make any big moves or increase payroll
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The biggest flaw with "Justice League" is that it arrived too early thus lacking crucial character development for members of the team that were never able to be fleshed out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hunga Tunga Hunga Ha'apai is the world's youngest island and might hold clues on where to look for life on Mars. So it's got that going for it, which is nice
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball's winter meetings kick off today, and the biggest trade of the offseason may have already happened. Let's take a look at each team's biggest needs
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fans express their anger at the latest edition of the Factory of Sadness. "I'm done with this team, they can have it." as he left all of his Browns gear for the taking. Subby unsure whether to use the Amusing or Sad tag
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple is buying Shazam. Microsoft seen eyeing Black Adam
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Steven Wright arrested, luckily police didn't shoot his East German Shepherd
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Sun December 10, 2017
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
That time when the US Postal Service teamed up with the Navy to deliver 3,000 letters via a Regulus guided missile launched from a sub. Bonus: Trolling the USSR by sending them one of the commemorative letters
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For most leagues the playoffs are here. Need some last minute advice on how make it to the championship? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football experts are here
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After a week of race wars on sports talk radio/tv, Tom Brady finally says "ENOUGH". Apologizes to Josh McDaniels on his last public relations appearance of the week
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
St. Norbert's women's basketball team suspended 10 games for an alcohol-related incident. Apparently it had to do with the players having to spend all their college years in De Pere, Wisconsin
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Five tiny kittens are rescued after a local shelter asks their Facebook friends to go out and listen for kitten calls and meows all over town. Nothing like a happy ending to start Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientist may have found a way to inject information directly into the brain. It will help you fight Mr. Hand and find Shell Beach
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I see your Jamaican bobsled team...I raise you the Nigerian bobsled team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins second baseman Dee Gordon has been traded to a team that is 2,734 miles away
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Why do autism diagnoses vary by race?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodnight Moon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gay waiter fired for letting the internet know that bigoted assholes frequent his former employer
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Since we're already living in the Twilight Zone, might as well bring back the TV series, right Jordan Peele?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steamy scene
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When discussing why he was fired from Trump's transition team, Chris Christie gets the last laugh, donut
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Wed December 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the annual ratings for job security for every NFL coach. Subby should be in the hot seat for suggesting such an article
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Billy Donovan praises selfless play of Carmelo Anthony. Wait, what? Have we shifted into a parallel universe? Hey, is that a flying car? Cool
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
As of today, Steam will no longer accept bits of string as payment for games. Lint is still negotiable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May's social mobility team gets mobile
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
Weeners
 
Aleksander Melgalvis stripped and used the king's hall to cover the penis when the team celebrated the cupgull on Sunday. The parents did not like the stunt (NSFW)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Watching 25,000 dice neatly arrange themselves due to compaction dynamics pretty much ensures I'm not going to be productive at all today
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, if your best defense of a play hinges on getting an astrophysicist to come up with some kind of space-time warping explanation, maybe it was just a bad play
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Overwatch video game league may become the new NFL as long as it doesn't take an arrow to the knee (with audience photo of kids and their boomsticks)
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One year after plane crash killed nearly their entire team, Chapecoense qualifies for Copa Libertadores after scoring stoppage-time goal in final game on what has to be the dustiest pitch subby has ever seen used for a football game
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist secretly infiltrates the Flat Earth Society. It takes a team of surgeons six hours to remove his palm from his face afterwards
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jeff "8-8" Fisher says he's eager to take over your team and drive it into the ground
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Hoops Rumors)
 
 
 
Broken-down Cavaliers PG Derrick Rose, who left team in frustration over his injuries, wants to come back to avoid voiding his big-money contract. Not the Cleveland one -- his 13-year, $185m Adidas endorsement deal which has $80m still to be paid
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Week 13 prove unlucky for some teams? Will the Vikings conquer the Falcons? Who will win the pillow fight between the 49ers and Bears? Will the Lions devour the Ravens? Will the Panthers pounce on the Saints? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frustration can make nightmares worse. So the saying goes: you shouldn't go to sleep angry
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Sat December 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emails obtained by the NYT show that the Trump team knew about Flynn and have been lying about it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Willie Geist could land himself a new job, assuming he's kept his dick to himself
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when days into your new job, you have to send an email to the firm's security team telling them to stop any competitive intelligence projects that included surveilling individuals? I guess that's the price to pay when you join Uber
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Thu November 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember when there was only one breed of subway rat?
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
In sporting news, the Trump-connected Russian soccer team now has a full side, full bench and one alternate. Just in time for Russia 2020
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Officers called to a suspicious incident in the 600 block of Steamboat Boulevard. A five gallon bucket was propped against the door and the water ran out
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Who wants wine made from tofu? Anyone? Anyone?
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In an attempt to increase student participation at games, university adopts "Candy May", a female mannequin to draw more students to games. No word on if they will also get their failing men's football or basketball teams to actually win more games
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani and a group of mildly famous celebrities team up with what's left of the Today Show cast to pay homage to a giant green decorated phallus. It's Christmas in Rockefeller Center (8pm EST, NBC)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
CNN to boycott the annual White House Christmas party, further reducing the chances of us getting to see Trump unmanned by the steely grip of Christiane Amanpour
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kairi Sane make Peyton Royce walk the plank? Does Pete Dunn have a tag team partner? Can Moss & Sabbatelli even the score with the New Cryme Tyme? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners named best recyclers in baseball, and it's not just because of penchant for churning roster with endless trades
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Restoration team finds note hidden in Jesus' butt
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He was once a secret literary agent for British Intelligence. He has a tattoo in the shape of a preposition . . . on his right kidney. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The most important factor in soccer success is skill, according to a team of researchers from Arizona State, University of Queensland, and the Ric Romero Institute for Sports Sciences
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even Jason Witten won't want the Tennessee coaching job
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Sam Darnold: What ever could make you think I'd stay in school one more year than enter the Draft? Media: *points to the Cleveland Browns with the #1 pick*
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 13 NFL Power Rankings: There is not a lot of change in the top ten other that the fact that the Chargers actually in it. Meanwhile the Cowboys drop eight spots to twenty-one and Rams reach the top five
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Sorry not sorry, but this week's NHL Team Apology power rankings are out
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Football question: If the very best college football team were to play the very worst NFL team, would the college team have a chance?
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
CAN the Stampeders avenge last year's championship loss? ARE the Argonauts headed for their 7th CFL title? HOW many points would either of these teams beat the Cleveland Browns by? HERE it is - your official 105th Grey Cup thread (6pm EST)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Shohei Ohtani requests all MLB teams interested in his services to do their homework. Literally. In English and Japanese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Answer: Pretty much throws everything into chaos and shows the need for an eight-team playoff. Any more questions?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Along with the presents around the tree, you may also have a presence in it
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Apparently the football team wasn't the only Alabama team having a bad day today
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Widow of CBS engineer who died accidentally during auto-erotic act in PA hotel closet sues network, which denied her life insurance claim due to auto-eroticism exception. CSI team to investigate, and Tony Romo predicted this would happen
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Fincher gives update on sequel no one cares about
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Black Friday also means that big football games are played, highlighted by Miami-Pittsburgh, Baylor-TCU, South Florida-Central Florida, and Virginia Tech-Virginia. Kickoff is at Noon ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow night other than the monkey and belfie threads. How was everyone's Thanksgiving?
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(12Up)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University releases THE hype video for THE Game versus THAT team up North. And for some reason THE "M" key is broken on THEIR keyboards
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Thu November 23, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Australian men's soccer team coach was wavering about whether to continue on the job after guiding Socceroos to 2018 World Cup. Five beers later, he used his liquid courage to decide -- "a stereotypically Aussie scenario"
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Some Disgruntled Chick)
 
 
 
I quit. Has a crap boss ever driven you away from an otherwise satisfying job?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
MAN YOUR WALLETS, Steam sales have started again
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks finally cut the dead weight that has been costing them wins
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More involved than killing a dire turkey but not as tasty it's the (U.S. Thanksgiving Edition) Fark Gaming Thread. This week, MDK is free at GOG, and the usual wallet stealing GOG & Steam sales are on. What have you been playing lately? Tell us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Warriors & Cavs face off in NBA Championship Series. New Hotness: Warriors & Cavs affiliates to face off in League of Legends Championship Series. Yes, really (Golden Guardians & 100 Thieves, respectively)
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Tue November 21, 2017
(UC San Diego)
 
 
 
There's A Story About That. No, there really is, and this is the database of those very "what if?" stories
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith and Mark Millar team up for new 'Kick-Ass' series
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Female Hewlett Packard CEO to step down. No, not that one. This one took a steaming wreck of a company and turned it into something salvageable
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Blair Walsh on his missed 52 yard field goal: I should have kicked it harder
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The Hawk House is back to shame both your support of your team and your Christmas light hanging ability
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It seems there isn't flowing water on Mars, just sand and dust. Which is good news for the denizens of Bowie Base One
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks may now have the award for worst fake field goal attempt ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In what will surely not be a repeat of the closing of mental hospitals via the 1981 Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act, team Trump begins closing down halfway houses. This is fine
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever the champions for the little guy, the Warriors think other teams should have a chance to waste money on a gigantic bust
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Some Zimmer is having trouble yanking his Keenum right now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 5th EPL manager has been fired and it is not even week 13. For some perspective, picture every NFL team last place in their division firing their coach at week 5 of the season
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone The MAGA crowd is teaming up with patent trolls in order to fark you, that's why
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones thinks his little feud with the NFL is not affecting the performance of this team
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eric Trump says daddy isn't playing games with national security; also: "I'M ERIC"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep your popcorn supply stocked ya'll: "Witnesses questioned by Mueller's team warn that investigators are asking about other foreign contacts and meetings that have not yet become public, and to expect a series of new revelations"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Need to know which of the 3,700 distant worlds are most likely to support life? Check the new Periodic Table of Exoplanets
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 11 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat November 18, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Which superpower will be victorious from the Match Beyond? Is this Drew McIntyre's Waterloo? Who will emerge from the trenches the new Women's Champion? LIVE from Houston, this is your NXT TakeOver: WarGames thread. (8pm EST on WWE Network)
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Fri November 17, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
It's official: the Arizona Cardinals "Blaine Gabbert Era" begins this Sunday against Houston. Tom Savage expected to observe how a real quarterback plays
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With both Thor: Rag The Puck and Justice Hockey League out now, this week's NHL power rankings assigns every team the super they deserve, not the one they need
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
35-year-old time capsule found in Seattle's Space Needle. For non-Americans, around here, thirty five years is ancient history
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
I'm about to power the electrical grid for all of North America and possibly parts of South America too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head that wouldn't die
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Thu November 16, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The NHL's worst team is accused of spying on employees along with threatening them and underpaying them as well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How about a little bouncey ball? The NBA's two top teams are going at it on national television. Steph Curry will play hobbled while the Celtics still don't have Gordon Hayward. Coverage starts 8PM EST on TNT
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"No such thing as loyalty in the NBA," says the game's greatest expert on the subject
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's website has a snitch form for people to tell him if they've been contacted by media. Why is he so concerned about fake news anyway?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most downvoted comment on Reddit goes to.....Electronic Arts. By over 600,000 votes
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's climate advisory team advocates recycling, but only when it comes to debunked and outdated ideas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LaVar told to take his Ball and go home
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Move over Cleveland Cavaliers, the Boston Celtics are the new Beast of the East now
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Mets adding depth where they need it most -- their medical department
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence just wants to make it clear to everyone that despite being the VP, the head of the transition team, and despite receiving a letter from Rep. Cummings about Flynn, he had no knowledge that the entire campaign was a Russian front
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things season 3 sounds intriguing. No word yet on whether Steve and Dustin will be teaming up to fight crime though
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Mon November 13, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wait, were they playing for the same team the whole time?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Champion surfer teams up with champion fluid dynamics specialist to generate the perfect wave. Some gnarly nonlinear calculations involved
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What would happen if you asked a computer to name the teams in a fictional English soccer league? And then you were bored enough to create back-stories for all of the teams?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Down the stretch we come as here are the predictions for the remainder of the season for all 32 NFL teams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe the NFL will make Jerry Jones sell the Cowboys
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Family builds mini Superdome in backyard
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Sun November 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which team achieve that Rocky Mountain High in Denver? Can the Patriots tear up the Broncos, or will Denver trample Tom Brady and company? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Green Bay's backup quarterback injured in today's game. Anyone know of any available players?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you were hoping this weekend's slate of games would clear up the college football playoff picture, well... we got some bad news for you
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 10 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone finally was able to make a fast getaway from the Mercedes F1 team. Unfortunately it was robbers outside the track in São Paulo
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Just two races to go in the Nascar Xfinity Series. The JRM teams are without their regular pit crews. The Ticket Galaxy 200 at Phoenix Raceway today at 3:30pm EST on NBC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer's decision to visit the Forbidden Fifth Floor of Trump Tower still causes anxiety in Team Trump. What wasn't he supposed to see that was on that floor?
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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(Some Potato Guy)
 
 
 
NASA recreated Mars on top of a volcano and isolated six people there for eight months. Here's a first-hand report on what it was like to be one of the six
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Father passes out in his car parked at a Taco Bell parking lot. Employees noticed the car but did nothing; apparently, they missed the 3 and 7 year-old children in the backseat trying to wake up their drunk father multiple times
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where the fark is my damn tiny violin?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Packers: You're not good enough to be on this team. Patriots: Haha, thank you morans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donnie and Pootie try out for "Who wore it better?"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Team scores 3 TDs in 54 sec to win 29-27
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews Public School Thanksgiving Feast. Man, this Steam shovelware is getting ridiculous
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youtube is delivering weird children's characters fetish-laden videos created to capitalize on parents who abandon their kids in front of youtube for long periods of time
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
LeBron James wants to buy the Cavs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spot me
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Store-brand vs. Brand-name products. Which is better for which? What is worth paying a little more for when it comes to brand-names?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro football team under pressure to change ethnically controversial nickname. No not that one, or that one
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Thu November 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yo, we heard you like Boeheim in college hoops, so what we did is, we got two Boeheims, one's a coach and one's on another team, so when they play, you get double Boeheims, because we heard you like to see Boeheim on Boeheim crime, broheim
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
That moment when you find out the folks you play online games with are real-life racists and jerks
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
According to the Milwaukee Bucks, the best player on the Chicago Bulls roster is The Bull mascot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
University of Florida reveals Richard Spencer's $10,000 check bounced. Guess white supremacists are really bad at balancing checkbooks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
German doctors skin a boy to save his life. Ilsa Koch nods approvingly
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tinfoil increases your wifi speed; decreases the likelihood you'll ever date actual humans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Black Cube" seems like an amoral version of The A-Team
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Snapchat and Twitter are changing their interface design. You'll get over it
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple could invent Google Glass as soon as 2020
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Two years ago, archeologists dug up a bead. Now it's been cleaned up and holy fark how the hell did they carve that?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's almost beginning to feel like maybe, just maybe, NFL teams aren't really interested in hiring the best talent available. Just a hunch, you know
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
And with that, it's full steam ahead for the legalization of marijuana in New Jersey
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How low can the 49ers and Browns go? Which team is flying high? Is the Keystone State the best state for pro football now? It is your NFL Week Power Rankings
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Intel and AMD team up on new chip and plan to take on NVIDIA. Cats and dogs living together
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We live in an age where food products require all ingredients to be clearly labeled and nutritional information listed in great detail, and yet most of us couldn't tell you what exactly is in a bottle of vermouth"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Players from Alabama's 2009 Championship team were paid for signing autographs... which means nothing to the NCAA because they aren't Notre Dame, USC, Penn St, etc
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Mon November 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of teams fighting for relevancy, the Lions and Packers square off in Green Bay. Can Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions end their losing streak? Or will the Packers win? It's your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
The Chiefs?? That would be a GREAT name for a hockey team
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conway: Trump team would stop talking about Clinton if she went away. Narrator: Actually, that's not at all true
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Sun November 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Raiders and the Dolphins meet tonight after both teams were blown out last week. So will Oakland be able to reel in the Dolphins, or will Miami drown the Raiders? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Captain and two players booted off Scotland's Rugby League World Cup team for being too drunk, Wait...there's such a thing as being "too drunk" for Scotland?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brazile: now that I have got my name out there and drummed up interest in my book, enjoy your nothingburger
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 9 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the Big Ten having a team in the playoff hunt. At least they'll have company with the Pac-12, Big 12 and maybe even the ACC out of the post-season picture as well
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Now catching for Justin Verlander: Kate Upton
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For webseries, Bourdain visits the drummer for Green Day, gives him (a) a pizza (b) a shirt (c) a custom snare drum made from 50-year old Balvenie whisky staves
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Fri November 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Oregon teen was excited to join her high school dance team. Then she learned about the maple syrup wrestling"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Good job, guys. Hey, you're DQed for fashion reasons. Hope you had a good season"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The NFL may have finally passed the Kaepernick point of no return
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Thu November 02, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Sam Darnold might return to USC to avoid certain teams. Doesn't he realize that the Browns will be at the top of the NFL Draft next year, too?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated predicted the Houston Astros would win the World Series this year ... back in June 2014. I wonder what they have to say about the Mets? ... Oh dear
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(Some Vet)
 
 
 
Got way too much Halloween candy left over? Your kids overdosing on sugar binges? Donate your excess sugar pills to Operation Troop Treats, who will ship it all off to U.S. troops overseas so your dental problems will be theirs instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is Tyrod one of the most underrated QB's today?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay you armchair historians, which do you think Churchill messed up more: North Africa, Greece, or Cyprus?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A Las Vegas bettor has correctly picked the winner in each of the first six World Series games this year, earning him a cool $14 million
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. For all the marbles. Game 7 of the World Series. Lance McCullers, Jr. of the Astros vs. Yu Darvish of the Dodgers. Which team will be triumphant in this awesome World Series? The first pitch is at 8:20pm ET on FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Quarterback A. J. McCarron almost got traded to the Cleveland Browns. Almost
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Have you had a blood transfusion? Congratulations, you probably have Alzheimer's
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
When a 5-year-old hears "Fire Safety Week," guess what word catches their attention the most?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Jupiter has an aurora like Earth, but does not require solar wind to form and is a self-contained process. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Would a US Men's Ice Hockey Gold in 2018 be another Miracle?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
NFL won't suspend Alonso or Suh, because they play for a team the NFL actually likes, unlike yours
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the Cavaliers have gone back to being a normal Cleveland team exactly, but the last three games they have lost to the Nets, the Knicks and the Pelicans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just how good is Mueller's team? The newly unsealed grand jury proceedings against Manafort et. al reveal that he managed to convince a judge to override the Attorney-Client Privilege and force Manafort and Gates' lawyer to testify against them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WP: "We've heard you're going to be announcing your foreign policy team shortly... Any you can share with us." Trump: "George Papadopoulos, he's an energy and oil consultant, excellent guy." (1:20 in the audio recording - yes, there is a recording)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween There was a time, in the long, long ago, in the before times, when MTV showed music themed videos that had full production teams. This was the most talked about video of its day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can anyone stop the Eagles? Will Ezekiel Elliot actually be suspended? And how have the Saints managed to win 5 in a row? It's your weekly ESPN NFL Power Rankings
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite best attempts, Mark Ingram fails to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Team Smackdown given an encore performance of last week's Raw beatdown? Has Braun Strowman freed himself from that trash truck yet? Who will Asuka struggle to beat now that Emma is gone? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on the USA Network
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Steelers made history Sunday night. They became the first team in the modern era to win 450 regular season games
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
For those in need of a distraction from the goings on of the world, there is some Monday Night Football with one team facing offensive injuries and the other doing better than anyone thought. It is Burnley & Newcastle at 4:00 pm EDT on NBCSN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That Trump aide who pleaded guilty? According to Mueller's team he not only met with a Russian professor to discuss Russia helping him get Hillary's emails, he reported the meeting to senior campaign officials-and he was Jeff Sessions' direct report
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Rodgers: Anthony Barr gave me the finger; disgusting man. Barr: Why don't you tell the whole story, you insufferable wuss
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Embezzle millions of dollars? Your team of high-priced lawyers will see you never spend a second in jail. Steal $1 and a houseplant? That's 7-1/2 to 15 years in the big house for you
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 8 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After two top five teams lost on Saturday, the college football playoff picture is even more muddled. Who should join Alabama (the only obvious choice) in the top four? Ohio State, Notre Dame, Oklahoma State, Georgia, someone else?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Panic spreads among Trump's legal team as everyone tries to guess the contents of Mueller's sealed indictment
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's attorney calls McNair remark "smoking gun for collusion." Obviously, his distasteful metaphor was an attack on decent, God-fearing, pro-NRA Texans. People need to watch their choice of words
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Sniffing things may make you more creative according to anyone who's ever worked with paint, magic markers, or white-out
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Ford reports a 63% profit increase in the third quarter. First On Rising Dividends?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During the Ravens-Dolphins game Thursday night, a cat ran out onto the field. It was the best executed play of the game
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Fri October 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
How do you keep an asshole in suspense for a weekend?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely that won't arouse any suspicion
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving thought they were bringing the original court back for last night's throwback game at The Mecca and not just painting a new one. No word if he thought he was playing against Kareem and Oscar too
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Ever arrived at your new home only to find you had to do tons of repairs just to make it livable? That happened to this guy. Hero tag for his new home being the Skylab Space Station
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cubs add Chili Davis and Brian Butterfield to their coaching staff. Cornbread Jones seen waiting anxiously by the phone
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Starbucks releases Zombie Frappuccino to disgust customers, annoy employees
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Almost as spooky as checking your bank account after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the Halloween Sale. What have you been playing this week? Side note what are older must-play games that fellow Farkers may have missed?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a ten-year hiatus from the NFL, 43-year-old Simeon Rice, inspired by Dwight Freeney coming back, wants to come back to the Buccaneers
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Jim tracks a cop killer who uses pig heads as his signature. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, Kord industries loses something lethal while Ollie and William bond on a zipline roadtrip. (CW 9ET)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan says thinking about 2016 is 'not useful.' We lost Prince, we lost Bowie, we elected Trump. At least in 2017, there are some good TV series, and there was a really dramatic comeback in the Super Bowl
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Let's say you get the power to alter reality by having a very unlikely team win the championship (e.g. Leicester City winning the Premier League). You can't have your own favorite win. Which set of bums would you promote to greatness, and why?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump to give speech on opioids. Just like every other speech he gives. (C-SPAN @ 2pm EST)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Girardi Steinbrennered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're writing Trump's new autobiography. Give it a snazzy title
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Girl playing on boys high school golf team told she won't be eligible for trophy, plays anyway and posts top score
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two warm-weather cities hold the top two spots, as the Golden Knights and Tampa Bay continue their early-season dominance. Where's your team at? It's your weekly ESPN NHL Power Rankings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at why Trump's team of deplorables was such easy prey for the Russians
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwight Freeney to come out of retirement and will play for the Seattle Seahawks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Steelers Martavis Bryant to be targeted a lot more ... on the scout team
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(Autosport)
 
 
 
Max Verstappen ensures that any future incident involving him will be decided in favor of the other guy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's okay if high school boys are shirtless as they cheer on their school's football team. But fetch the fainting couch and pass the smelling salts if a high school girl in a sports bra wants to take off her shirt to cheer on the team
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Up
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Tue October 24, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Is there a better ad for a show than "Banned By ESPN"?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The government's weather control machine just added a new tool to its arsenal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and the best pro sports team according to ESPN is
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Vikings don't want to expose Bridgewater to slippery London field. Gregg Williams seen converting all his pounds back to dollars
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to see a golfer hit a 17-yard field goal, using an 8-iron, today is your lucky day
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
After an embarrassing blowout from Portland and losing to the lowly Lakers, Phoenix Dumpster Fires fire head coach after only three games
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals promote Shildt to bench coach, hoping he won't hit fans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
They all like to fight, especially Ray Knight, still doing the 1986 Shea Met shuffle
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you were still watching that Sunday Night Football blow-out after the half last night, you got to see broadcast history as the fog forced to broadcast team to rely on a new, lower, sky-cam that offered Madden-like views from over the QB's shoulder
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs refuse to admit why they fired the only coach worth a damn on the team
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First rule of fight club: if you're a nationally ranked Division I college football team, do not post highlights of your fight club on Instagram (w/video)
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
GREAT TITS... are evolving bigger beaks due to bird feeders
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Of course the Women's College Basketball Champion South Carolina team will be invited to the White House like every Women's Championship team over the past 30+ years right?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Scrappy $294,166,176 team is going to the World Series
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN is reporting that the Tigers will hire Ron Gardenhire as manager. Seems that recycling is a big business in MLB
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Wed October 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jaguars waive placekicker Jason Myers two days after he hooked two 54-yard field goals in a loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Jags fans seen jumping for joy
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN lists the NFL teams that are most hampered by injuries...4 teams which are completely decimated, and 1 team losing 1 player who's loss will make it difficult for them to get really, really far in the playoffs. Gee, which team could that be?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
As the war to land Amazon's second headquarters continue, here is what some cities are doing to lure them
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you want a team, get a pack of wolves. If you want a family member, get a dog. Here's your Woofday Wednesday thread
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
City of Columbus might not have a crew to hang out with for much longer
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's actually starting to look possible that Portland will get an MLB team
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mayor of Calgary runs on a "fark you, rich-ass hockey team, build your own goddamn stadium" platform. Entire city council gets re-elected
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry refuses to confront the biggest obstacle facing Team Flash, the lack of a Harrison Wells. (CW 8ET) Later, On Legends of Tomorrow, Nate and Ray hunt a smilodon but only find an egress. (CW 9ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: "Have a seat, uh, Mr...Snekretary is it?" Snek: "Family name." Mueller: "Snekretary, I'll be honest, you're in bit of hot wat-" Snek: "WOOOOOO" Mueller: "The, um, f*ck???" Snek: "Scaramucci's energy drink" Mueller: *sips* -_- "woo" -_-
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two marvelous games are on tap with Celtics-Cavaliers and Rockets-Warriors in what could inevitably lead to another title rematch of the two home teams in June. It is the NBA Opening Night games, tip-off is at 8:00 PM ET
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Braves GM, fired for allegedly violating MLB rules on international signings, is lawyering up and preparing to sue team. Strangely, when firing for cause, higher-ups normally do not offer you a fat severance package in exchange for your silence
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Mon October 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles beat Panthers and the refs for 5th win of season
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
94-year-old retired surgeon scrubs up for final time to check item off bucket list, at least that's what they told him
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rodgers' broken collar bone, it may soon be illegal to touch the QB in the NFL
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pathetic parents coach boy to write heart-wrenching letter to professional sports team citing unrealistic memorabilia replacement demands
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Laptop taken from a Belgian woman who voluntarily left Europe to become an ISIS bride reveals strangely typical Internet surfing habits: baking recipes, sports scores for teams from her native country, pirated movies, and, of course, 1tb of porn
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Andy Reid: 'I do what my gut tells me to do.' Sausages, cheese, murder
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hoist the anchor, man the torpedo
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of waiting for anyone else to do anything, college student charters planes to fly relief aid to Puerto Rico. Well, she is majoring in decision sciences, so
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 6 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers )
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists designed a robotic skin that can camouflage itself like an octopus making it even more difficult for the few humans left after the robot apocalypse to spot their new cybernetic overlords
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's the second Saturday of the NHL season and all but three teams play. Can the Leafs scoring finally get it done at the Bell Centre? Can the Preds slow down the soaring Hawks? Sabres or Yotes get their first wins? First pucks @ 7pm ET
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You're facing a death-penalty trial. Your defense team quits, citing an government misconduct. And the government won't let them tell you why
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some of the big college football games include TCU @ KSU, the Red River Shootout and Alabama @ Arkansas. Will your team cruise to the thrill of victory or suffer the agony of defeat? First,games kickoff at Noon ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Niger? What soldiers in Niger? Hey look... it's a clown. Over there. No, right over there, behind the rhododendrons. Look for the balloons, Such pretty balloons. I like balloons, don't you? Whatever happened to the circus, anyway?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Priebus: "Oh Mr. Mueller, how can I help you?" Mueller: -_- "Have a seat, Reince. We're gonna be here awhile"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan does not like 'superteams' in the NBA since there would be 28 'garbage' teams in the league
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, the umps really did blow that dropped ball call last night ... and this is submitted by a Cubs fan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another professional team is moving to Las Vegas. The San Antonio Stars that is
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asks Pittsburgh Penguins co-owner Ron Burkle to renegotiate NAFTA, because of course he did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have a battle of 4-1 teams for Thursday Night Football. Can Carson Wentz lead the Eagles to victory? Or will Cam Newton and the Panthers win again at home? Philly cheese steak or Carolina ribs? Kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on CBS
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NY Giants just got worse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stay classy Yankees
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to allow girls to join. If only there had previously been some sort of organization to teach teamwork, knowledge and skill sets for young females. Perhaps even sell some sort of baked item for financial support
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Chefs are playing better than they have in almost 50 years, and look to be on their way to the Souper Bowl
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/11): Batman on Batman violence, Wolverine's female clone teams up with his son (is that her son? brother? nephew? it's a little weird), And Ragman, the rare character who probably does not need a female clone version, gets a series
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Add another name to the jersey
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
U.S. misses out on chance to care about soccer for the next five years
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Tue October 10, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
That smoke detector video cam in your Airbnb room? Yeah, that's for my sex parties
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Axl Rose, who's walked offstage a time or two, slams Mike Pence for his NFL 'publicity stunt'
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In the past 49 games, the Cleveland Indians are 40-9 and the Browns are 9-40
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stopped clock right twice today, must not have am/pm designator
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cocaine is a helluva drug
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
"Stop criticizing ____, just lower your expectations" is written about the English National Team, but could probably apply to most teams here on the Sports tab
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(NFL)
 
 
 
While the rest of the Browns' fail train was running full steam ahead on Sunday, Number 1 pick Myles Garrett started off his pro career with a sack
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will stand or won't work
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Sun October 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Kareem Hunt run over J.J. Watt and the Texans? Or will Deshaun Watson and his bunch beat the last undefeated team and the 1972 Miami Dolphins can pop the champagne? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on NBC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why yes, the North American Wife Carrying Championship was this weekend. All aboard
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
The World might be doomed in new 'Justice League' trailer
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
We're going inside the fantasy matchups for NFL Week 5. Have questions about your lineup? Good news: the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thousands of Rick and Morty fans show up to get a packet of szechuan sauce. McDonald's only sent 10-20 packets per participating location. Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick will soon team up to vaporize every McDonald's in the multiverse
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Sat October 07, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot and Sam Smith are making the nation safe for alliteration. Chevy Chase, Denny Dillon inconsolable. Saturday Night Live 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Columbus Day coming up, will the top teams of the land sail to victory? Or will their hopes of playing in the playoffs be sunk? It is your college football thread, games kick off at Noon ET
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Fri October 06, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another year, another scapegoat in Anaheim as hitting coach Dave Hansen is fired for not acquiring enough talent to produce a real offense out of a bunch of spare parts, albatross contracts, and Mike Trout
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So this happened today: "Robert Mueller's team met behind closed doors today w an unknown group of attorneys & chief judge of US District Court in DC"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Some people will do anything to get into the Guinness World Records. Like this guy who pulls on 13 pairs of underwear in 30 seconds
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What is 66" tall and stuffed Boston in a hole?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NFL player is upset at being called racial slur. Guess which team he plays for
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby chameleons hatch at British zoo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton is being a jerk again
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Belichick: Ok, we're clearly not going to win with cheating anymore. How about I kiss the opposing team's ass
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Tue October 03, 2017
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Hotlanta blazing
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Not news: Richard Sherman complains. That's pretty much it
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL's 10 biggest surprises so far. Yes they are there, yep them too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of teams with Native American mascots as the Redskins take on the Chiefs. Will Washington pull off the upset? Or will Kansas City stay undefeated? It is your Monday Night Football thread and the fun starts at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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