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Headlines matching 'teachers'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bergen Record) Dumbass Protip: Dude, you're supposed to wait until you actually assume your teaching job before making sexytime chat with a twelve-year-old girl  (northjersey.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Sun) Dumbass Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (67)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WJAR) Fail Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)  (www2.turnto10.com) (100)


Wed February 01, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Teacher suspended for putting hot sauce on crayons to keep the special ed kids from eating them  (wftv.com) (228)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video  (theage.com.au) (77)
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Repeat The most polite "Fark you, you S.O.B." letter it's ever been subby's pleasure to read  (news.yahoo.com) (260)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Fark headline recipe: article about female teacher having sex with students (check), vodak (check), Not Sure if Want pic (check)  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Mon January 30, 2012
(the daily wilton) Interesting Connecticut teachers will now be evaluated mainly on student performance, which makes you wonder what they were being evaluated on before. No, seriously. What were they evaluated on before?  (thedailywilton.com) (241)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Special ed teacher, who had sex with one student and performed oral sex on six others, to serve only 60 days. Guess the gender and level of attractiveness (pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (181)


Sun January 29, 2012
(News.com.au) Obvious Teachers to parents: "We've had enough, it's time to raise your own kids"  (news.com.au) (209)
(CNN) Interesting CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong  (cnn.com) (170)


Sat January 28, 2012
(WINK) Florida Legislature considering bill to allow parents to fire teachers if they don't give their little snowflakes an A  (winknews.com) (84)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Sick Four-year-old girl with cancer has accident at school. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that her teacher was a scumbag about it  (thesun.co.uk) (130)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Weird It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?  (reuters.com) (43)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Discover) Obvious In today's attempt at exploding a tag, we try reporting the finding that gym teachers tend to have relatively low SAT scores  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."  (dailymail.co.uk) (92)


Thu January 19, 2012
(The Atlantic) Asinine Buffalo teachers get a firm D for their plastic surgery union benefits  (theatlantic.com) (45)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Brit accused of harassing his German neighbor with the theme from Dad's Army. If he'd just watched Fawlty Towers, he would have known not to mention the war  (mirror.co.uk) (47)


Sat January 14, 2012
(SFGate) Dumbass Art teacher arrested for teaching broad strokes to 16-year-old student. Where were the teachers like this back when... oh, wait  (sfgate.com) (106)
(Daily Mail) Sad Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)


Wed January 11, 2012
(cbs local) Fail If you're a NYC teacher trying to get time off by faking a jury duty note, it's probably a good idea to use a calendar and spell checker  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (51)


Fri January 06, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting If you had a good teacher, you'll earn more money as an adult. If you had a REALLY GOOD teacher, you might be the subject of an article on FARK about teachers that have sex with their students  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Some Guy) Florida Hot Florida teacher arrested for soliciting sex with minors - just kidding, Kill it with Fire  (news-journalonline.com) (34)
(Denver Channel) Dumbass High school drama teacher charged with giving curtain calls to an underage student. (With "you'd give her a callback after an audition" pic)  (thedenverchannel.com) (108)


Sat December 31, 2011
(SeattlePI) Interesting Although the idea sounds great on paper, in real life if you're a voice teacher you probably shouldn't encourage your female students to strip and touch themselves sexually to help improve their vocal range  (seattlepi.com) (78)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Catholic school teacher fired for becoming pregnant through artificial insemination. You know, the last time a woman had a kid with no father present, they made her a saint  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Mon December 26, 2011
(phillyburbs) Spiffy Phillyburbs notes how the story of an outspoken Pennsylvania teacher was picked up by FARK before the TV and radio networks (1st paragraph)  (phillyburbs.com) (1)
(WCAX) Dumbass Cute 23-year-old music teacher arrested for blowing student's woodwind (w/mugshot)  (wcax.com) (105)
(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME  (nypost.com) (46)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Angry McTeacher) Florida Best video you'll see all day of a teacher going nuts, throwing all of her food back in the window after not getting the right order at McDonalds. With mug shot goodness  (wtsp.com) (281)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Poughkeepsie Journal) Asinine Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) (52)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your high school chemistry students won't keep their safety goggles on. Do you: C) spray them in the face with Lysol?  (triblocal.com) (101)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Substitute teacher cries out to God after, during affair with 15-year-old boy  (dailymail.co.uk) (111)


Sun December 11, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Scary Today's story of a teacher having sex with a student comes from... well judging from the mugshot, it must be from the school for the blind  (nbclosangeles.com) (96)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Therepublic.com) Florida Teacher strips and hoses down pre-kindergarten student outside of school for soiling his pants. Some people have a problem with this  (therepublic.com) (106)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(The Local France) Strange Parents take teachers hostage in school during what must have been the worst parent-teacher-day ever  (thelocal.fr) (24)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Married teacher has sex with student after luring him to her car during football game. "IT'S UP ... AND IT'S GOOD"  (dailymail.co.uk) (129)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Two elementary school teachers caught having sex in stadium bathroom at a Buffalo Bills game. Hey, at least someone scored  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad Sad: Starring in a movie and not remembering it. Sadder: Not seeing it until over 30 years after it was in theaters. Saddest: Your life was the exact opposite of the movie title. I guess it wasn't such A Wonderful Life after all  (washingtonpost.com) (141)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Mother says 9-year-old suspended for saying his teacher was cute. 9-year-old agrees that's what happened. There's no other confirmation so maybe it's not quite this simple. Still, don't we all want to believe this is true?  (gastongazette.com) (122)
(NYPost) Sad During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence"  (nypost.com) (198)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. Now you can go hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt earning a college degree in how to play video games  (usatoday.com) (42)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Not News: Student gets lucky at the prom. Way to go man: with his hot teacher  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Not all hot female teachers hit on their students. This one sexually assaulted an airline steward  (bbc.co.uk) (125)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail School tries segregating children so the white kids won't feel like minorities. Fark: In Norway. It turns øut, søme peøple have a prøblem with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (243)
(NJ.com) Strange U.S. Flag Code, updated: To avoid contact with the flag, it is permissible to grind your pelvis into the buttocks of nearby persons, using your hands to grasp their waist as needed  (nj.com) (54)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props  (startribune.com) (38)


Thu November 17, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Female teacher accused of operating porn sites on school-issued computer, including MySluttyTeacher.com ... A++  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (285)
(News24) Sad Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH  (news24.com) (151)
(Some Guy) Florida High school math teacher accused of selling grades to pay for DUI. How irrational  (winknews.com) (47)
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Teacher suspended for exposing his class to The Daily Show  (chicagotribune.com) (258)
(Telegraph) PSA Teachers now have the right to search your kids' cell phone for pictures that might be used to embarrass them  (telegraph.co.uk) (39)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Why didn't any of my math teachers look like this?  (timesdaily.com) (203)
(Gestetner) Interesting Gov. Chris Christie weighs in on overpaid PE teachers, truck stop scales  (gestetnerupdates.com) (79)
(Some Guy) Sick Teacher accused of masturbating in class may have been doing it for the past 10 years. That's decadent  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (144)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Cracked) Amusing Bruce Lee dies and has a casket boner and then goes to hell, but he takes over and outlaws gambling and teaches Popeye kung fu and beats up Dracula. After that this gets a little weird  (cracked.com) (61)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Sick Two teachers fired from Catholic school for suspected sexual abuse of seventh grade girl. Did I say fired for suspected sexual abuse? Sorry, I meant fired for REPORTING suspected sexual abuse  (abcnews.go.com) (164)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Florida teacher eats her lunch at school. Difficulty: two beers and some plums  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (40)
(LA Times) Ironic Don't cheat, kids. Or at least not until you're older. And become a teacher. And have to cheat in order to keep your job so you can continue to be paid to tell kids to not cheat  (latimes.com) (110)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Wisconsin teacher reprimanded for giving his students an important lesson in civic duty  (foxnews.com) (147)
(wpsd) Dumbass Today's cute high school Spanish teacher arrested for sexual contact with student is brought to you by Graves County, Kentucky  (wpsdlocal6.com) (149)


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC) Asinine Teachers' advice to end bullying problem: "Act less gay"  (bbc.co.uk) (465)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Texas state school board member wonders how anyone could believe in evolution if there are no dog-cat or cat-rat hybrids running around  (tfninsider.org) (321)
(Albany Times Union) Asinine NY teachers' union members: Be lucky you have a job, STFU/GBTW. NY teachers' union bosses: 18% raise for you, 23% for you, 12% for you, 54% for you  (timesunion.com) (53)
(ESPN) Stupid NFL player takes full responsibility for his injury. Just kidding, he blames it all on the lockout  (espn.go.com) (51)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Teacher could face thousands of dollars in fines for helping students register to vote. Wait, what?  (thepoliticalcarnival.net) (126)
(Daily Mail) Fail Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass De Priest in trouble for raping de boy  (wsmv.com) (16)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher  (wusa9.com) (15)
(Lohud.com) Sad New York moves to change test-grading rules to prevent rampant cheating...by the teachers  (lohud.com) (21)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Parents, teachers upset with students' attire. This is not a repeat of every year since before you were born  (sun-sentinel.com) (118)

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