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500 headlines found matching 'tea'
Wed June 29, 2016
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU spent over $73k on participation trophies for their football team. Smart players will sell them in order to pay for a nice crab leg dinner
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(The Local)
 
 
 
He went into a wardrobe to find lions and witches, and came out with $166K instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, it says here your state would like to learn how to compete better. Well, for starters, how about tearing up all those "agreements" your employers made everybody sign where they "agreed" not to compete?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private school in Yorkshire fires teacher for posing in lingerie to raise money for injured soldiers, being British hot
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
With the trade deadline approaching, is your favorite MLB team looking for a platoon-hitting DH? He can only hit lefties, he's available now and he's under contract through next season at only $21m a year
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
ISIS releases new propaganda video naming targets in San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other cities that threaten to take sports teams from Oakland
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In order to avoid actually answering serious questions Team Hillary keeps the media on a short leash
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops illegally arrest man. Man's son videotapes that arrest. Cops then beat and illegally arrest son for videotaping father's arrest. Another man videotapes that arrest and beating. Cops then seize steal his phone and edit the video. Yo dawg
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Clinton & Warren tag team Trump: "He's getting stomped by two women - in his world that is the ultimate, catastrophic indignity." That's my fetish
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Mr. Zuckerberg, tear down that wall
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US team develops fighter pilot AI which successfully defeats 2 attacking enemy jets in a simulation. Reports that the AI subsequently developed an interest in loud rock music and Jessica Biel bikini pictures were swiftly denied
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher and a school board member witness and fail to report sex abuse of minor. How many degrees is this removed from football? Consider it's Pennsylvania, and then click the link
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(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
I turned up for the match and, er, ended up playing for the Cook Islands under-20s team
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher overpaid quarter of a million euros. No one notices... including her
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What type of lowlife tries to steal his Nana's frozen dinners?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Team USA announces Olympic basketball roster and they have their first chance of losing since that awful 2004 year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin opts out of Charlotte Hornets contract, wants long-term deal somewhere to reach his full potential, end Linsanity of jumping from team to team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Money expert rents subcompact car, gets 15-seat passenger van instead
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Dude abide? Will Rollins steal the rug from the Ambrose Asylum? Will they acknowledge Xavier Woods' loss to Kenny Omega in Street Fighter 5 at CEO 2016? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)
 
 
 
First Detroit Lions cheer squad in 40 years draws hundreds of hopefuls. Winners were the ones who were most convincing in yelling out the team's traditional cheerleading chant of "Nice try"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An advance team of Anti-Trump GOPers will settle in Cleveland this week, trying to stave off the inevitable
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Sun June 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Summitt may be coaching the great women's basketball team in the sky soon
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Summer in Arizona - Where you can cook steaks and bake cookies ... in your car
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtle resting comfortably after tourist assault. Recovery expected to be slow but steady
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
How do you teach human interaction to a robot? Lots of TV. DANGER, DANGER, [name]
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge declares Obergefell is not binding in Knoxville; evidently, they don't teach the Supremacy Clause in Tennessee law schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's finally admits its world-famous recipe came from a slave: [Dan] Call told his slave to teach Daniel everything he knew. "Uncle Nearis is the best whiskey maker that I know of," (tag is for Uncle Nearis)
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The cooler the street name in Alaska, the better the chance somebody will steal it. Just ask the people who live on Helluva Street, Four Wheel Drive, or Beer Can Lake Road
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Sat June 25, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Wait, an NFL team can make a healthy profit without losing the soul of its stadium, alienating its fans and charging $73 for a beer?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After child with Down syndrome is the only one in his class not invited to a party, mom speaks out using it as a teachable moment about the condition
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NBA draft grades for every team. Boston fans haven't been this sad since Len Bias died
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark scores an unassisted goal with this headline: "City whose temperature is currently 111 degrees just awarded an NHL team"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As the GOG Summer Sale ends and the Steam Summer Sale begins, so returns the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion? Stellaris? The new This War Of Mine: The Little Ones DLC? Let us know inside. Master of Magic for me
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers continue to build a team without guards. They select Ben Simmons No. 1 because they had to
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jury rules that Stairway to Heaven is one of the few songs that Led Zeppelin didn't steal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun the Steam Summer Sale has
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs changes its hiring process, will now search more diverse universities for smug, entitled douchebags with an aversion to business ethics to join their team
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Obama could enjoy retirement as the owner of an NBA team
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's China's new stealth nuclear attack sub. The Chinese would rather you not see these pictures, so enjoy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drummer for 90s Christian rockers Jars of Clay finds more settled life as traffic cop in Franklin, TN, supporting wife and kids, helping motorists, and teaching new officers how to operate their firearms. Not bad for a drummer
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Wed June 22, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL teams that want to reduce their number of fumbles and not cheat like that team from New England did for several seasons can practice with these high-tech beeping footballs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
City whose temperature is currently 111 degrees just awarded an NHL team
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
On one hand, a student informed the campus's Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team that someone had carved a swastika into a pumpkin. On the other hand there's a Bias Incident Prevention and Response Team at Colby College
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You and your teammates just won Cleveland's first championship in over 50 years. How to celebrate? With beer pong at Matthew Dellavedova's house
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(Society for Science)
 
 
 
Wolves may have turned into domestic dogs on two different occasions based on availability of steak
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Haven't you ever wanted fried chicken so badly that you break into a fast-food restaurant to steal frozen chicken and take off on your bicycle?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheating Russian track team, who were caught cheating, will not be banned from Rio Olympics for cheating. Cheating Russian Olympic Committee confirms cheating Russia will not boycott Olympics as a result of being caught cheating
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of raining on someone's parade, pump out custom, cookie-cutter "clouds" into the sky
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Tue June 21, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Horodniceanu, the head of capital construction, said NY's second avenue subway readiness would require "an aggressive and unprecedented performance" by the transit test team. BbwwwHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Hi-Ho, Kermit the Tea Lizard here"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When did the government issuing documents in English instead of some foreign tongue become a bad thing?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump: "We don't know anything about Hillary in terms of religion. There's nothing out there." Quick Google search: She's a Methodist Christian who used to teach Sunday school classes
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The historical numbers are in, and after all that, the Warriors aren't even the second-best team ever
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally a teacher who DIDN'T have sex with a student. She went for the assistant principal. Who has just been taken into custody for her murder. Well, I guess back to students it is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NHL Draft is this Friday. Top 10 preview to the left. All the myriads of ways the GM of your team will screw up to the right
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America this week, so here are your CFL power rankings. The Argos look like a Grey Cup lock in the East, there's one one Roughriders team left and as always, rouges are expected to be key
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook now features Starbucks integration, allowing you to schedule your very important meetings in the nearest coffee shop instead of that same old windowless conference room
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Man walks into a bar, sees the teacher who tormented him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Panda at San Diego Zoo has incurable heart problem, but it won't stop it from teaching kids about why not to sexually harass people
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's like "Dewey defeats Truman," only instead of defeating him, he called him a pussy-ass biatch
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rest of the Russian Olympic team might want to hold off on booking those tickets to Brazil too
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo writes touching Father's Day card for Cubs teammate and resident old guy David Ross
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Shout for joy; Tears for Fears announce new album, plan North American tour. We truly live in a mad world
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Motorsports not your cup of tea? Hours before the NBA Final? How about some US Open from the country club with a name like a winery? It's golf live at Oakmont on Fox
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse to unveil "loaded" Bloomin' Onion for diners who prefer more substantial appetizer. I guess a full order of Aussie Cheese Fries is Australian for topping
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
New Browns QB Robert Griffin III "looked shaky" in first practices with team. Old QB Johnny Manziel is shaky, every morning usually until about 10 or 11 o'clock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Instead of drug testing for food stamps, congresswoman proposes drug tests for anyone claiming over $150,000 in tax deductions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actor Bill Murray owns a minor league baseball team, and celebrated with them after they made the playoffs
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that weird elf you met in the pub... the Friday Fark Gaming thread is here to help. What have you been playing lately? Buying stuff in the Steam/GOG sales? Crushing aliens in Stellaris? Doing it all in FO4? This week I've played Master of Magic
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA interrogation manual: "One possibility is to threaten to place stinging insects into the cramped confinement box, but instead place harmless insects." To bee, or not to bee, that is the question
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google's in trouble for stealing balloons
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Creating diversity, Washington NFL team hires NFL's 1st female head physician. She's not a Native-American, though
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
F1 team that is currently dominating the sport says that now would be the worst time to change anything. In fact, things should remain the way they are, forever. Or even better, go back a year or two
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The problem with the Russian hack of the DNC's oppo file on Trump is that it was like stealing the menu at McDonald's. You want oppo research on Trump, you just turn on the TV or visit Twitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Everybody seems to like the idea of going for 2 points instead of kicking an extra point, except the Seahawks, who have trouble scoring from the one-yard line
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jhoulys Chacin and C.J. Cron team up for slick double-barehanded putout. Gloves? Who needs gloves?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Stealing someone's UPS packages is now called 'porch pirating'. Ar
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(Bloomberg (assets))
 
 
 
Granted, polls this early, particularly national polls, should be taken with a truckload of salt. Even so, the latest Bloomberg poll is really bad news for Trump. LGT to the data instead of "informed" analysis, so you can draw your own conclusions
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As much as the markets liked the first three rounds of quantitative easing, the reality is that we can't do a fourth round. We have an alternative, but because "helicopter money" polled so poorly, why don't we call it "fiscal QE" instead?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of keeping its dolphin penned up in tanks inside a building in Baltimore, the National Aquarium announces it will keep its dolphins penned up in a sanctuary right next to the ocean
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump celebrates the US Army's 241st birthday by publicly accusing our soldiers of stealing money in Iraq
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Some Leafs blog)
 
 
 
Hoping to erase the futility of Bruce Boudreau in the playoffs, Anaheim Ducks re-hire Randy Carlyle, whose last appearance was a Game 7 disaster burned into Maple Leafs' fans memories. Tag is what fans of other Pacific teams think of the news
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN writer with too much time on his hands imagines what each NHL team's logo would look like with a Las Vegas theme
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo slams his team for having a player or two that sound an awful lot like Rajon Rondo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Hackers steal files on Trump from the DNC, now know that his greatest fears include skin pigmentation and Isotoner gloves
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Think 'Go Cubs Go' is the worst team song in baseball? You haven't heard 'Cubby Chubby'
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Mon June 13, 2016
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
With Father's Day approaching, Baskin-Robbins has teamed up with All About Beer Magazine to suggest ice cream and beer pairings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korean hackers steal blueprints for U.S. fighter jets. Wait is it the F-35? Yeah, they can have that
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals truck from Batteries Plus, hits patch of water on highway, hydroplanes, crashes into guardrail, catches underside of truck on fire peeling out from the scene, bails out, and gets into stranger's car. Ta-da
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Sun June 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One loss away from another Finals failure, the Cavs are regrouping, refocusing, and coming together as a team to...oh, who are we kidding, they're sniping at each other, pointing fingers, and refusing to take any responsibility, as usual
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Sat June 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA for 2016 Olympics now down to Harry, Lucky, Benny, Chuck, and Grizz, with Pierre riding the bench
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(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Always check the Walmart parking lot for cowboy on horseback before trying to steal a bicycle
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Fri June 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This weekend's series between the Chicago Cubs and the Fulton County Little League team is historic due to the disparity between the two teams
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle said she meant to direct voters to her opponent's website instead of a page full of graphic images of anime characters having sex"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DPRK news team, coming soon to a public firing squad near you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Memphis Grizzlies Vince Carter, 39, has been named the "Teammate of the Year." Mostly because he's now too old to do anything but stand in one place and pass the ball to everyone else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
80s icon and Culture Club frontman Boy George, 54, knows what team he's on, says he was androgynous before it was cool. "I'm quite rigid about what I like... I'm an old fashioned gay man"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Western Lacrosse Association makes BC senior team post a $25,000 bond to stop them startng line brawls at the end of every game: "When a win is assured - how shall we say it - all hell breaks loose" (w/ vid of hell breaking loose)
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney cashier accused of stealing $112k from Magic Kingdom restaurant register, or a meal for a family of 4. Florida: It took Disney 2 years to figure it out
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Letterman says he couldn't care less about Colbert's 'Late Show,' wonders why a woman wasn't chosen instead, flagrantly displays beard
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump would tear down Mecca's holiest Islamic sites and replace them with cheesy malls, expensive tacky hotels and office towers...he would, if the Saudis weren't doing that already
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Wed June 08, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
So, let's assemble the team of the most hated players in baseball. It's your all-heel MLB team of super villains
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Were ambulances always this easy to steal and we just never realized it?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Apparently, all you need to steal $50k each from "several" counties in KS or MO is a single email to the county treasurer with a spoofed name in the "from" field
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your shopping list for the week: Milk, bread, beer, life-size Dalek (or Tardis - check price), tortillas, steak for dog
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark launches all-refugee football league, although every team has to be the Visitors
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Cubs are on pace to be the best team to ever not win the World Series
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When doing a voiceover recording saying there is a gun, make sure it is in a recording studio instead of out in the open in the building it is being recorded at
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"I will teach all children to play fair and do their best. I will positively support all managers, coaches and players. I will respect the decisions of the umpires." Learn it, know it, live it... Mayor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jose Mourinho translates the English phrase "thanks for the excellent and dedicated support you provided as First Team Doctor and I wish you a successful career" into the Portuguese phrase, "you're the daughter of a whore"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Butt crack bandit' steals plants from Turlock restaurant. With possible Not safe for work picture, depending on how uptight your company is
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bird with poor understanding of golf steals and bounces ball
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember Rolling Jubilee? The Occupy Wall Street group that did the whole "buying debt and forgiving it" thing before John Oliver? Didn't think so, but now they're mad at Oliver for stealing their idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head of Trump's Trump University legal team said that the judge is doing his job and had no problem with him. Sounds like someone didn't get the memo, and might be needing a job soon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This week's MLB Power Rankings - No change at #1, but teams from Texas are starting to get hot, just in time for summer
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teammate pranks can be hilarious, and a great way for #2 and #4 draft picks to bond. Add one knife, the prankee's throwing hand. Difficulty: Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pissed off Dad sells son's SUV to teach him a lesson. Bonus points for getting new owner to drive by occasionally to remind kid "how good he had it"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
TeamViewer apologizes for calling you fools fools
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland steamer
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This woman helped her bookkeeper husband steal from Joe Piscopo once... ONCE
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sorry Uruguay, we don't like your national anthem. Let's play Chile's jaunty anthem instead and see if anyone notices
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Sun June 05, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
After 47-mile foot chase, police arrest 5 teens for stealing $4,700 in Red Bull
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
As Ford's four GTs begin Test Day for upcoming Le Mans 24 Hours, team releases race instructions to drivers : "Go like hell"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's the worst career advice new grads are getting, from "Hide the tats" to "Go into teaching" to ''Just show up at (Company X) and ask for a job." We're sure you've heard a few of your own, so follow your passion and give it 100 percent
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police searching for thief who stole approximately 2,500 dollars worth of steak, hamburger, and bacon. Your dog is looking for a black market fence
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Sat June 04, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"We have teachers who use their classroom like a single's bar where they can pick up anybody they want to." Can we please get a Texas tag?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While the Congo Judo Team was competing in the World Championships their coach disappeared with all of their money. Now they're the only all-refugee team in the Olympics
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Fri June 03, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Some NFL teams may interview minority candidates during head coaching searches merely to satisfy the Rooney Rule. Captain Obvious shocked
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres executive chairman says his team is a "miserable failure." If only he was in a position where he could actually make some trades to improve the team
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec man ordered to 'not pick up any more bison.' Try on-line dating sites instead
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 10 Games From 7th Generation Consoles, or, as we call it gaming circles, the best excuse to not work on a Friday and argue about the reasons Call of Duty: Modern Warfare is the greatest game of all time instead
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New 'shark shield' device allows divers to swim in shark-infested waters without fear of being eaten, instead of perhaps staying in the boat like sane people
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Mounties say the pair drank booze, smoked cigarettes and engaged in physical relations in the tub and also tried to steal items from the patio"
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Here for you at the end of the work week it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Stellaris? MOO: CtS? D&D 5e - Curse of Strahd? If you click the link you can link your GOG & Steam accounts to get certain games free
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch waters down its image even further with Starbucks ready-to-drink tea
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Thu June 02, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal $175,000 from grocery store you work at. Step 2: Use stolen money to buy lottery tickets at the same store. Step 3: Profit?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most devastating loss in every NFL team's history. You won't get over it
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Hodor reviews games on Steam
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
America's greatest songwriting team, David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski, are back with another summer anthem - and it's going to be stuck in your head for months:
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This might seem inconceivable to you but it seems the presumptive Libertarian VP nominee Bill Weld has been bought off by Team Shillary
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
UCLA shooter was a former PhD student who accused his advisor of stealing his computer code, and had been waging a smear campaign against him on social media for several months
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Google wants to prove their autonomous cars are as good as humans at driving, so naturally they're teaching them to honk at other cars
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal tries to pose as Lyft driver, blows it when he tries to teach passenger how to shoot free throws
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
For the end of the school year, teacher has students write down prejudices on paper then posts them on the wall. Since this ended up on Fark, you know how well it turned out
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
There has to be a special place in hell for nurses who steal the pain meds of dying patients and replace their hydromorphone with saline. Until then, prison will have to do. "This is a breach of trust on stilts. The harm she caused is indescribable"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $30K ring that woman had left in store restroom, though his lawyer plans on citing the Supreme Court case of Finders-Keepers V. Losers-Weepers
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher causes outrage after handing out 'racist' math quiz - one that's been circulating online for decades. BRILLIANT
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Sex ed classes in The Netherlands teach kids that sex is fun and enjoyable, instead of the American approach of scaring the bejesus out of kids so they won't try it. Guess which approach works?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Air Force doesn't want anyone to know anything about its new stealth bomber, so here's everything we know we know, that we think we know and that we know we don't know about it with a whole bunch of speculation, WAGs and pretty pictures
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Starbucks doesn't believe it is shorting us on our lattes. Over charging, yes -- under-filling, nope
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A look at the controversial subject that's tearing our nation apart
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We shouldn't reward Hillary for breaking the rules, says right winger Cal Thomas. Instead, let's give it to a guy who's never followed the rules and can't open his mouth without spilling out hate and shouldn't be let anywhere near the nuclear button
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gawker didn't out Peter Thiel. They did out his crazy Libertarian ideas like seasteading and taking the right to vote away from women
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to everyone who tramples through restricted areas, poops on trails instead of in the bathrooms, and takes really unsafe selfies, you're the reason why the National Parks may soon limit visitors
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Pong is a game like table tennis, but instead of it being a video game, there's a real table, and the ball is a glowing cube
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(Fark)
 
 
 
According to Facebook, my cute young-30s second grade teacher turned 70 today. I don't know if I feel worse about her or about me
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pabst marketing thinks beyond PBR, launches 'Old Tankard Ale' as a craft beer for working stiffs, instead of goofy hipsters play-acting as working stiffs
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Remember when Scientology sponsored racing teams?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
David Letterman likes to joke a lot, and now he jokes about faking his own death if his auto racing team does not win
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The DAO causes the people to be fully in accord with the ruler. We didn't steal your money with a technical attack, we stole it in a social attack. So who was the real attacker? You were. Dharma's a biatch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody's stealing home on you? Hit the batter. Problem solved
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Daniel Ricciardo for Red Bull has the pole followed by team Mercedes. This is your opening leg of the Iron Butt 1261 featuring the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco. Coverage begins at 7:30am EDT on NBC with the lights going out at 8am EDT
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Iran is shocked, shocked to find its national women's soccer team has lesbians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two Class A teams get locked in a tension-filled pitchers' duel: 29 -11, featuring nine home runs (two of which were grand slams), seven doubles and two triples
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(NPR)
 
 
 
IndyCar: a sport where you're not penalized for running over your own teammates or setting them on fire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mmmmm...autocooked steak
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Lines are out the door at Seattle's first Steak 'N Shake. "Yeah pretty excited about it, and they have booze so that's a plus"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jennie Finch will become the first female manager of a professional men's baseball team on Sunday. "I have Tommy Lasorda on speed dial"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The opposing team's Manager of Baseball Operations in my broadcast booth? It's more likely than you think
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Stealing a boat, breaking into a house, and fighting the homeowner with exercise equipment while naked isn't normal, but on... yeah you already know what he was on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So the Taliban, who were the US enemies, but are now allies in Afghanistan, team up with Iran, who is a foe to the US, to fight ISIS, who is...I...I just give up
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry and the Warriors used a total team effort to earn a Game 5 win over Oklahoma City
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Couple of guys manage to steal £170,000 worth of vans using a secretive thief's tool called a "Jiggler." Bonus: Article contains an image of an entire set of "Jigglers," just in case, you know, you ever get locked out of your own van or something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's tenth grade English teacher just sent him a big box of assorted wines for his 22nd birthday. What awesome surprises have you gotten lately?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh comes out of retirement to team with NASCAR to make a redneck Ocean's Eleven starring Katherine Heigl, Daniel Craig and Channing Tatum about a heist at Charlotte Motor Speedway, most likely involving Brian France's cocaine
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Thu May 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF GAME 7: All the hot dogs have come down to this. One team won the cup 7 years ago, the other 12. One gets another shot at it, the other gets some "coulda been" stories for the guys at the bar they will ultimately call home. Find out at 8PM ET
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is giving away free food during the NBA Finals if certain teams lose
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp is back again as the Mad Hatter in 'Alice Through the Looking Glass.' Can we just watch his dog apology video again instead?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you are supposed to walk the dog, actually walk it instead of dragging the dog behind your truck
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Under Armour finally signs a $280 million, 15 year deal with UCLA. Which coincidentally is exactly the same amount of tuition money and time it would take for one of the members of the football team to graduate
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientist on vacation in France checks out local cave on a hunch, re-dates its 47,600-year-old stalagmites as 176,500 years old and almost certainly broken off by organized team of Neanderthals for some weird ritual. Now that's a productive vacation
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Retired NYPD officer turned Yankees security guard arrested for stealing priceless memorabilia from the most overrated team in history. Duke sucks
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kinder bars feature childhood pictures of German national soccer team players, Neo-Nazis panties in a twist over replacement of blond hair blue eyed child normally on the front
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's manufactured outrage in San Francisco: A bus stop ad for a money-lending company is insulting to people who rent their home instead of buying. "It oozes self congratulatory privilege"
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Oh, good: researchers are teaching robots to feel and react to pain
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The Villages)
 
 
 
Woman busted for doing Zoloft with a Coors Light chaser. Judging from the mugshot, she obviously meant to grab the Zyrtec instead
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The running fitness boom is running out of steam
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, I am a judge and I want to teach an uppity public defender a lesson in courtroom etiquette. Is it cool if I have her handcuffed and confined to a jury box with inmates awaiting their hearings to teach her a lesson?
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
His plan for getting rich stealing wheelbarrows was going fine until he started firing off his shotgun
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton will not play this season. He will still make $28 million. Bonus: $26 million of that is from a team he wasn't playing for this year already
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cast of Happy Endings reunited, once against teasing fans with the prospect of a reunion. Hey, it worked for Arrested Development
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man keeps crime in the family by stealing his mom's 42-inch flat-screen TV by smuggling it out of her house hidden in a futon
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Brock Osweiler humbly asks for Von Miller not to kill him when his new team next plays Denver
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Beyond gets a newer, better trailer with what appears to be characters speaking to each other instead of yelling and exploding. Still has motorcycles in it, which of course defines Star Trek
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Penguins and Lightning are tied up at 2 games apiece, so who will end up being one game away from playing for Lord Stanley's Cup? Will it be a close game the whole way or will another team try to pull off a big comeback? Puck drops at 8pm ET, NBCSP
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Sat May 21, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Crackpot running for Texas Board of Education, who claimed Obama was a drug-addled prostitute, lost her Tea Party endorsement and is doomed to lose runoff election by a wide margin. JUST KIDDING she won by nearly 20 points in March. WTF Texas, WTF
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel signed by Weight Watchers' football team
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Before you pat yourself on the back for waddling out of bed this morning, meet the college hurdler who ruptured her Achilles tendon in the first turn but still finished the race to help her team
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World-famous ethics professor: "Do as I teach, not as I do"
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal have decided that instead of cashing in on fame and sympathy after the Paris attacks, it's better to make total asses of themselves by spouting conspiracy theories
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The MLB team with the most home runs this season is... the Tampa Bay Rays?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Braylon Edwards teaches NFL Broadcast Boot Camp. Lessons include not racing in bare feet in training camp, not driving after you've been drinking, and understanding New York essence
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two college teams show the world what a rain delay dance-off should look like. Yes, you can do splits in baseball pants
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
New copyright weirdness: Fox steals clip from YouTube to air in Family Guy, then DMCA's the original
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
City pays $140,000 to re-key cop cars after someone steals a key. In other news, many cop cars share the same key
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New studies show that human beings are not actually designed to eat meat and meat doesn't help keep us healthy. So, you know, put down that steak. Seriously, put it down. There, don't you feel better. Hey, look, is that kale? *grabs steak and runs*
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch in wonder as Vanderbilt pulls off the rare triple steal. Everybody run, don't look back
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody posing as the team President acquired information regarding W-2 forms for the Milwaukee Bucks, so now they can see who was making the big bucks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees owner blames his players and not the manager for the team's slow start. Translation? Girardi has about another two weeks before he cleans out his locker
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars lost Jalen Ramsey to a meniscus tear and his rookie season may be in doubt. Now the Cowboys are glad they drafted a running back
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Thu May 19, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While Helena is still out camping, Cosima teams up with Susan and Evie at Bright Born. Is Kendall in danger? Det. Art Bell & Felix experience an attack of the clone. Tonight, 10PM EDT it's Clone Club Time with Orphan Black on BBC America
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The District of Columbia is a hot place to live, because (1) it's where all the political action is (2) from June to September it's like living in a steam bath (3) its Metro catches fire four times a week, or (4) all of the above
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, having sacrificed enough, Rip returns the team to 2016 where they can catch up with spoilers they missed. (CW 8ET)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study shows the average person can relax and be unproductive for only 36 minutes a day. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuelans protesting shortages of electricity, foodstuff, medicine and consumer goods find tear gas is still readily available
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hot coffee trend for summer 2016 is ... ultra-cold coffee
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, the team deals with the fallout from Darhk's plan (CW 8ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF GAME 3: After splitting the first two, the Bolts look to take advantage of home ice tonight. These teams are pretty balanced, I guess the only question is which will Kessel find first, the back of the net, or the hot dog stand out front? 8pm ET
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Someone bought George Zimmerman's penis after all
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Binghamton Mets need help for a new team name, and the choices are beyond Farkworthy
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People please don't leave your teaching aids lying around in parks, especially if it's a severed foot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
William Backer will no longer be teaching the world to sing
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Zoogtv VPN. One review describes using VPN like driving a car through a tunnel instead of on a highway in the open. It also allows you to make your own tunnels, like to Netflix or Hulu from overseas. (Sponsored Link)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This teacher is in grave danger after being caught having sex with a student in a cemetery
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Junior high student hacks into teacher's email account, then uses it to send a little year-end surprise to classmates
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Two girls stealing Trump lawn signs use the tried and true "We're teenagers. I think we have a little leeway in this" defense
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Crazy lawyer who dresses up as a superhero -- Excuseman -- and fancies himself a stand-up comedian indicted for stealing from clients. He could probably use a good excuse right about now
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
McCrory's response to cancellations of NC venues is to resist cancellations. I can only assume he plans to march North Carolina's army into other states and capture sports teams and entertainment acts to force them to perform
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
300-lb man steals $44 in steaks from grocery, flees the scene. Just not very far. Police find suspect "sweaty, dirty and out of breath"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In 1953, a 23-year-old woman got elected to Los Angeles City Council on a platform of bringing an MLB team to Southern California -- and then did it. And nearly 60 years later, she can still be found at Dodger Stadium
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11,000 years ago a dog (or rather its cancer) evolved into a pathogen. Now an open-source, peer-reviewed study shows that on occasion, those microbes steal mitochondrial DNA from their hosts before killing them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Coolest elderly Polish couple you'll EVER want to party with ....all night long. That's right, off their dance floor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"A new study suggests our nation's children would be better off learning about consensual sex from dungeon masters than their awkward gym teachers." Well, that's a lovely idea (sfw)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ohio school district is teaching creationism using a video from a Muslim sex cult
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(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
There's now an anti-theft device for bikes that assplodes if anyone tries to steal it (pics, etc)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what will surely go well, the Philadelphia 76ers is the first team to sell an ad on their jerseys when StubHub bought a spot on their uniforms
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker's younger brother wrote a book about his year running an independent league baseball team. It's an interesting and fun read on what can happen in a small-time league. Help him out by reading and reviewing it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Bautista almost knocked out by Odor, begs his teammates to shower
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC is bringing comedies back to Thursday nights. Shame they canceled Undateable
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Which team will lose to the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals? Find out as as the Raptors and Heat duke it out in Game 7, 3:30 tipoff on ABC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's replace a College T.A. teaching A.I. with an A.I. for 5 months and see if anybody notices
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year now in the running for Teacher of the Year
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British transit systems installing stealth cameras to catch passengers putting their feet up on seats. Maybe some other crime if it happens to occur, but mainly feets on seats
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's most expensive sheepdog sells for £15,000 worth of steak
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Somebody at Cannes thought it would be a great idea to stage a commando raid with masked actors wearing fake suicide vests tearing around in a Zodiac with a black flag. Well, it got them some free publicity (pics)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates, the NASCAR Xfinity Series will be at Dover today for the Ollie's Bargain Outlet 200 at 2 PM ET on Fox, since there don't seem to be any bad movies, infomercials, TMZ, or synchronized fly fishing events to show instead
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to tearing off hijab worn by fellow Southwest Airlines passenger. Had demanded that woman, "Take it off. This is America"
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(NFL Playoff predictor)
 
 
 
This year's edition of the NFL schedule and playoff predictor is up. You once again have the ability to show everyone your totally unbiased opinion on why your team will go 14-2 and win the Superbowl
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drumpf: We shouldn't be talking about things that happened 25 years ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's affairs from 19 years ago instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut Tim Peake is a real hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is as he does not panic when space debris hits the International Space Station and instead takes a pic and shares it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spanish soccer team CD Palencia unveil their new k.... what in ever living fark is that?
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If drunk college student had played more GTA he would have known stealing an ambulance is fun for a second but they can't handle for crap
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And as if by magic, the penis that was up for auction, then wasn't is now back up for auction. Bonus round: Auction site is run by a guy who teaches CCW classes at a church
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan high school lacrosse team sacrifice guinea pig and paint their faces with its blood. Well? Did they win?
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(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, held captive at the Vanishing Point, the team must escape and reclaim their destiny (CW 8ET)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Noah Syndergaard smashes two homers. Apparently Bartolo is now teaching his flock how to hit
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If the Nats continue their current trend, FDR would join the team's Racing Presidents mascots in 2017. Given that he spent most of his adult life using a wheelchair, would a Racing FDR be a disaster or a chance to change minds?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner teaming up with Johnny Depp. No good can come of this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart: We can't come out and say "we don't want to pay extra because Visa wants us to allow chip card customers to sign for their cards" because we can't replace the POS swipers fast enough. Let's sue them instead
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Meet the swarm of maggots under the putrid combover that is Team Trump (GOP)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For Sale: 1981 liver-brown C3 Corvette covered in swastikas - a steal at $45,000
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, when an old enemy reappears the team sets a trap in STAR Labs. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, Daisy's prophecy continues to draw closer as next week's finale looms. (ABC 9ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You'd think the closer for the best team in baseball would have more than six saves, but Cubs hitters, with a historic +102 run differential, have a game called "screw the closer [...] we want to score more so he doesn't get the save"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper collects money from his teammates immediately after they lose 4 straight and, in the most arrogant, brash way possible, showboating all the way, gives it to a homeless woman. LOOK PUNK, NEXT ONE'S IN YOUR EAR. Farkin' kids these days
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston and Ronald D. Moore are teaming up to produce anthology series Electric Dreams: The World of Philip K. Dick; Cranston will also star
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists think Dr. Duckworth's true Grit / May be a hot steaming mountain of shiat
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The numbers have been crunched of all 2,374 team-seasons from 1903 to 2015, and the best MLB team of all-time is NOT the 1927 Yankees
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Douchebag is as douchebag does. Douchebag might not be an everyday starter on other teams... because... DOUCHEBAG
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Mon May 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that they truly are a sport, a video gaming league has kicked out 3 teams for infractions ranging from cheating through player trades to mismanaging player contracts
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Upcoming Halo 5 patch will increase your crouch movement speed, so you can teabag and run more efficiently
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A kayak ride, a girding for death, a poem ....a story from one of Subby's mother's best friends' daughter that just happened to get into the New York Times yesterday. Enjoy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The media is definitely not coddling Trump, but he did get angry at a reporter for asking a question instead of immediately congratulating him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marathon world record holder Dennis Kimetto will not be on the Kenyan Olympic Team. Mostly because he's now considered out of shape having not won a Marathon in three weeks
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's backup catcher brought in to pitch in lopsided losing game, promptly strikes out Adam Jones. Orioles and A's teams both break out in laughter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea expels BBC news team as they try to exit the country
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You think Bartolo Colon's first home run in 19 years was great? You haven't lived until you've heard the Mets' Spanish radio team call it. It's about to get so, so much better: "Hasta la vista, baby"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: "Tear down the gazebo where Tamir Rice was shot? Well, we'd love to but...uh...umm...OH, the Smithsonian wanted to preserve it for African-American history." Smithsonian: "Wait, what?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chip cards are taking over, so hackers do the right thing and try to steal identities beforehand
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Next month, Switzerland will vote on giving everyone a gun... no, no, wait, that won't advance the evil plot to destabilize Europe because they already do that, so let's give everyone a basic income instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Showing up drunk to prom is pretty much a right of passage, unless you're a teacher that's supposed to be chaperoning
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Fri May 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Hawks man up and quit whining or will the Cavs continue to bring the rain in Atlanta? And which OKC team will show up tonight against the Spurs? It's a Jekyll & Hyde Friday in the NBA. First tip at 7pm ET, both games on ESPN
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Can't afford a wedding arch for your backyard wedding? Why not just steal one from the local park?
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian MP asks top air force general: "How important is it that Canada operates its fifth-generation stealth fighter?" General: "Uhhh, we don't have a fifth-generation stealth fighter"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time in MLB history, one city played host to four first place teams battling each other, and amazingly it wasn't New York City
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone explains why they are team Iron Man with a deep, thought provoking analysis of make believe politics. (possible spoilers)
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(NESN)
 
 
 
New England Patriots long snapper Joe Cardona may have to leave the team....to serve in the Navy
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Thu May 05, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Andrea Mitchell asks Hillary if she prefers a Cleveland Steamer to a Hot Carl
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Stealing 2.5 million dollars from HOAs? I'm not sure how I feel about this
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team stuggles with what to do with Savage now that they have him. (CW 8ET)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"There will be a tidal pull to normalize this election, to make it Coca-Cola versus Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola versus sewer water"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Foster Poultry Farms recalls chicken nuggets that may contain plastic and rubber. Company now braces for lawsuit from McDonald's for stealing their recipe
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Wed May 04, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The time Raiders owner Al Davis met Darth Vader on the field before a game. Bonus: Al's comment to then-team president Amy Trask: "who the f*** is Darth Vader?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report a record profit of $25 billion in 2015. Long waits, poor service and outrageous prices cause cable companies to accuse them of stealing their business model
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Do establishment Republicans hate Trump enough to vote Hillary instead? Even the headline question rule is not a sure thing this year
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Tue May 03, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom returns to Earth-1 with conquest on his mind (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the team continues to try to alleviate the Hive threat. (ABC 9ET)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monster Energy issues C&D letter to B-52's frontman Fred Schneider over "Monster Blend" produced by coffee company, warns it could turn into some cosmic thing
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that Tibetan Marvel character that teaches Dr. Strange how to become Dr. Strange? Well, this movie has to do well in China so... yeah ... about that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things NOT to say in a prison shower: "I say there there, fellow with the teardrop tattoos - don't you know who I am?"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 42-year silence on escaping serial killer/dreamboat Ted Bundy: "I thought he was going to kiss me, and instead he said, 'You know what? I'm going to kill you'"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's been a tough season so far for the St. Louis Cardinals. Key players out with injuries. Lackluster starting pitching. Team chaplain fired for pastoral misconduct. Wait, what?
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Eating a small amount of chocolate can fight diabetes and heart disease. The only problem is that a small amount of chocolate is what most Americans call "breakfast"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The only question is how many years until another team can knock the GOAT from the top of the Premier League
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer steals delegates from Alien Hairpiece Symbiote and proves that nothing good can ever come out of Arizona
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
So how'd your team do in the NFL Draft? Letter grades for all 32 teams after all 7 rounds...and it's not even a slideshow
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
In 1847, less than 16 years after the Trail of Tears, the all but penniless Choctaw Nation donated $170 - nearly $5,000 today - to complete strangers starving in the Irish Potato Famine. 168 years later, the Irish have not forgotten
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a statement that many Farkers can relate to, man tells police he makes inflammatory social media posts to help blow off steam
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're screaming in German and attacking a table with a hatchet, but the table won't break. What do you do? Why, you steal all the microphones to give to youths in prison. Duh
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It is now the third and final day of the 2016 NFL Draft. What big names will be selected in rounds 4 through 7? Who will be the big steal here? Will you even bother watching it? It is your Day 3 thread for the 2016 NFL Draft, starting at 12:00 PM ET
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Not news: Pub landlady prosecuted for serving short measures. Fark: Six teaspoons of beer short
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking beer this summer, why not try pulque, kvass, or palm wine? Then again, you could just drink beer
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight we've got road teams trying to force Game 7s with Toronto at Indiana, Miami in Charlotte trying to close it out, and the husk of Clippers heads to Portland. It's your NBA playoff thread. Tip off at 8 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rawlings unveils new catcher's gear for Atlantic League, featuring team-branded chest protectors, shin guards and colorful masks. "The idea was to visualize baseball catchers as goaltenders in hockey, arguably the coolest position in all of sports"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren must have taken acid and then looked at old prep-school yearbooks before designing the US Olympic team outfits this year
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory goes on Megyn Kelly, expecting to be praised for his signing of North Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom law. Instead, she rakes him over the coals for his bigotry and demands an explanation for his fear
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shooting 16-year old over toilet paper. Maybe next time the teen will remember to replace the roll going over instead of under
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo writer attempts to take a dig at Mark Zuckerberg, instead gets eaten alive in the comments. Hulk Hogan probably shouldn't make plans for all $115 million just yet
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team travels to 2166 a time which Rip believes is their last shot at stopping Vandal Savage. (CW 8ET)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Jared Goff be selected number one overall or will somebody else be going to L.A.? Did your team make the right pick? Will there be any more trades? Here is your 2016 NFL Draft Day One thread, draft starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina basketball teams could lose their early round home court advantages during March Madness. HB2 Sucks
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Nobody is saying the Warriors are better without Stephen Curry, but only nine turnovers in Game 5 show just great this team really is. Golden State outscored Rockets by 60 points in last six quarters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Somebody tried to pay $5 in bitcoins but ended up paying $137,000 instead. Then it got weird
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rutger Hauer talks about editing and revising film dialogue down to the bare essentials. "That night I didn't sleep, so I got up and I wrote. The only line I came up with was, 'All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actor says Bran Stark is like 'Doctor Who' in Season 6, except crippled and hanging out with an old man instead of a cute girl who will get swapped out when she hits 30
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, the team struggles to cope with the loss of Laurel. However, her father won't let her go as he seeks out Nyssa and the magic hot tub in an effort to cheat death twice in one season. (CW 8ET)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
So it turns out that one of the Air Force's most advanced planes and one of its most rudimentary planes make a pretty awesome team
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres hit with sign stealing allegations. Although with a team batting average of .238, the only sign opponents give their pitchers is to throw the ball to the catcher
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rather than have Kelly Ripa picking on him for the next five months, Michael Strahan decides to leave "Live with Kelly and Michael" in May instead of September
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Trans South Carolina teen files Title IX lawsuit after being suspended for using the boys' bathroom. Bonus: teacher followed kid into bathroom "to make sure he used the right one," yet is not under arrest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Try this natural herb to boost memory when trying that other natural herb that doesn't
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