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500 headlines found matching 'tea'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which beverage is better to perk you up, coffee or tea?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's ups appetizer game, offers new $11 "Topped & Loaded" menu where you pick protein (chicken breast, bone-in pork chop, steak) and top it with mozzarella sticks, bacon & beer cheese, or blackened shrimp. Suck it, TGI Fridays
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"I was also confident that I would teach Dick Tree a lesson about finishing what you start"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
He thought he had blisters from a hike, it was flesh-eating bacteria instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania were looking for stolen laptops, find a $40 million bitcoin scam instead
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The two best teams in baseball are playing just like the 1927 Yankees
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steak
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Shrub might find himself at a real track and get to teabag the yard of bricks if he can win the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, 2pm ET on NBC
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America needs good folks like Sessions to stick with Team Trump." Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over John Wick and Atomic Blonde, The Villainess is here to take your lunch money and steal our hearts. Wait, I mean like steal it by ripping it out with her bare hands. Run
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey steak hey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out you don't have to be a teacher to sleep with under age boys. Huh
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Team: So you are saying we have a chance?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hackers steal casino data after phishing attack. New hotness: Hackers steal casino data after fishing attack
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Primary school facing crisis after every single teacher and staffer quits
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how you cut it, people love stealing cheese
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia bans 'Despacito' due to steamy lyrics which may be unsuitable for all the Spanish speaking Malaysians
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Get ready for Tea Party 2.0, Conservative Bugaloo. Republicans engage in circular firing squad (well, circle something) in a effort to purge the Obamacare Republicans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pornhub launches campaign to teach aging hippies about safe sex. It's the Summer of Glove. (Bonus: Nina Hartley)
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You must be a really hardcore Ohio State fan if you, when asked if you like the University of Michigan football team, come out of a coma to respond "No"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court says you can be related to your grandparents, Keebler wants to steal your cookies, and some Congressmen are finally questioning Ivanka's security clearance. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Notorious 86-year-old jewel thief who had decades of stealing valuable gems has been arrested stealing from Walmart. Oh, how the mighty have fallen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "Repeal now Replace Later" vote is doomed to fail, rewards the GOP hardliners and punishes the moderates and may cost the party one or both Houses of Congress. So why is McConnell even holding it? To teach people not to fark with him-that's why
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hannity loses it after the Health Care failure, goes on a tear against the "pampered, overpaid, spoiled GOP" for caring about people's lives and not money
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Tue July 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ha ha ha, what a story, James Franco. The first teaser trailer for "The Disaster Artist" is here, and that's a promise. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle now offering a new bike stealing program after the failure of the previous one
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Open House: Today's listing is a 7400sf, five-bedroom beauty with interior decor by a tea shop lady on acid (click through gallery for increasing insanity)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets fans want Tim Tebow called up before September, say they need him to give the team last rites
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(Independent)
 
 
 
One of life's frustrations: having your bike stolen. One of life's great joys: stealing it back
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dodgers and Astros are still at the top. The Phillies are still the Phillies. Where does your team rank? It's your weekly MLB Power Rankings
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You had me at beer ice
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Trump sick? Biographer says president seems weak and 'less steady on his feet'
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Blah Blah Cup Series is at New Hampshire for the Overton's 301, 3pm ET on NBSCN, but we'll probably be discussing the new Doctor Who or why a sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal instead, because New Hampshire is boring
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry get ugly? Will the Dodgers and Astros show that they will be the two favorites to reach the World Series? Is your team in contention for anything? It is your Sunday MLB thread, first pitch at 1:05pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A story on Florence's Calcio Storico. It's part football, soccer, rugby, and MMA and the teams are only playing for a steak dinner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks develop in field near Mexican town, releasing steam and ash and burning livestock. This is not a repeat from 1943
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Sat July 15, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Following the fine standards set by the Republican party, Wisconsin Rep. Dale Kooyenga steals 80-year-old's sign from Capitol building because he didn't like it
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Blue cocktails have been steadily reemerging for the past few years
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mail thief arrested for attacking Milton officer, choosing to reign in hell instead of serving in heaven
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Trump Team is imploding
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Minor League team asks the internet to rename the team. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF moment of the day: Watch a bunch of Pikachus dance hypnotically around a vending machine. Obey them
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Thu July 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Couple try to recreate famous Dirty Dancing scene, but instead recreate scene from Dirty Lying Injured on the Ground
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Non-moving teams to rake in $55.2 million from Rams, Chargers, Raiders
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using your friend's urine to pass a drug test. New cheatery: Stealing your daughter's placenta to pass a drug test
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock teases Senate run. Just...no
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Team Trump planning on investigating reporters who report negatively about little Donnie and then feeding this to Fox News and social media
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-Epugnant) says it may not actually work to have Mexico pay for Trump's border wall, so we should make American poors and American sluts who want to have sex without getting pregnant pay for it instead
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
A's, Red Sox, and Indians great Coco Crisp retires after 15 years in MLB, signs up to coach high school baseball team that needs to get some cereal-ous instruction
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Carlos Sainz says he's "surprised" how bad Gene Haas' first year American F1 team is. Which is funny, as Haas F1 is nearly tied with Carlos' team for the season
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon, 44, signs with his tenth team, the Minnesota Twins ... adding to his list that includes the Cincinnati Red Stockings, Philadelphia Athletics and St. Louis Browns
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Looking to buy a Steam console for a friend. Anybody have one? Is it worth it for someone who doesn't have a top of the line cpu? Can cats move things with their minds?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Explaining Japan's obsession with idols. "Homegrown Japanese music never entered anything like a grunge phase.... Rather than channeling painful emotions into genres like punk rock, idol culture instead offers escapism into an upbeat kawaii fantasy"
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(The National)
 
 
 
Remember this: when you use a corpse or sex-doll to let you ride in the car pool lane, you're stealing the job of the drugged up baby of a starving Indonesian beggar
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's why you haven't seen Euron Greyjoy yet in 'Game of Thrones' season 7 teasers: The mad pirate king is geting sexy pre-murder rampage makeover
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(Deadspin)
 
Weeners
 
Brazilian soccer team takes a stand against prostate cancer by releasing how to video (Not safe for work)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
When Peyton Manning's team would get down multiple scores, he rallied them to victory. Just kidding. He begged the coach to pull him so that a real leader could take over
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sam Watterston gives his blessings as two giants of AI team up to head off the coming robot apocalypse
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
You know we're kind of lucky Earth is not 50% larger than it is, otherwise we might be stuck here forever instead of exploring the awesomeness that is space
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto faces opposition from Democrats, teachers' unions, his wife, etc
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if instead of filling your car with engine oil you filled it with windshield washer fluid? Bottom line: it ain't pretty
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are going to cheat your time card and claim hours and overtime you never worked, maybe you should pay cash at the tollbooths, instead of using an EZ-pass that leaves a log with a time stamp..especially if you WORK for the Transit Authority
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
A toast to Gene Conley, who was the last person living to have played for both Boston baseball teams as well as the Celtics, and won a World Series and an NBA Championship in the same year
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The United States of America is not the best country in the world. I say that without emotion like I can tell you that the Brooklyn Nets are not the best team in the NBA. Saying as much doesn't mean I hate the Nets or hate Brooklyn or hate the NBA"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Facebook's AI algorithm supposed to prevent hate speech instead just bans lesbians
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL free agents learn lesson from their NBA brethren, sign for under-market salaries and years in hopes of playing with friends, living in cool city, joining a super-team, or all three. Thanks, LeBron and KD
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Sometime very soon, the Oilers are going to find themselves in salary cap hell." So, a team run by Peter Chiarelli is spending money like a drunken sailor? No way
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
That'll teach em
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After double blow of Jazz losing Hayward and Hill to free agency in spite of offering comparable contracts, Utahans are hitting the black tea and Mountain Dew hard today
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Deliveryman's 20-year-long habit of stealing women's underwear is at an end. As he said to the pantyhose in his thousand-strong collection, it was a good run
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Tue July 04, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Sony posts a new mystery teaser about Close Encounters of a Third Kind in time for the film's 40th anniversary--but is it s remake, sequel, or lame new blu-ray release?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article advises parents to give their kids stocks instead of toys. When subby was young he had some sticks instead of toys. They never paid off dividends but they were good enough for him
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of Americans prefer shoe leather to delicious, succulent, well-prepared steak. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Meh, let Ralph Steadman do all of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What can communities do with the Confederate monuments they're all tearing down? Article has 3 ideas worthy of the Romero Institute --- I bet Farkers can come up with some more interesting plans. Maybe even a pic or two
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put a beatdown on teacher pretending to be a perpetrator. It could have been worse; the cop said to her "I was two seconds from tasing you" (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Satellite about to fail instead decides it's time to split
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday night MLB recap - Joey Gallo hits the longest opposite-field home run of 2017, O's bullpen blows the game after 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and Dodgers complain of Padres stealing signs leading to both managers ejected
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Damn, pounded a few too many at the pub. Think I'll make some tea, grab a jam tortilla, and sleep on the couch so I don't disturb the wife. Wait... whose house is this?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Summer o' Soccer continues with the US Men's team last match before the Gold Cup, a friendly against Ghana. For those keeping score at home Ghana has won 2 of the last 3 against the US. It all kicks off at 5:00 PM EDT on ESPN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why do we brand male teachers "pedophiles" but wink, smirk, and call females "Hot For Teacher" for the same actions?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Nike dumps its own digital marketplace, announces they are "partnering" with Amazon on direct-selling Nike shoes and apparel instead of letting third-party sellers just do it and steal their profits
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Flynn is still a thorn in our side, Secretaries of State tell Trump's voter fraud team to pound sand and House Dems want the DOJ's IG to investigate Sessions. It's the MSNBC Prime Block starting at 9 PM EDT
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
"We saw that his cleats had been blown off his feet. Almost like he was steam, or smoke, from where he was laying." Lightning strike survivors share their stories
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's review the NFL scandal involving one of the league's most corrupt, cheatingest quarterbacks ever and featuring lots of sordid emails between team employees. That's right, it's the Eli Manning game-worn Giants memorabilia lawsuit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out this St. Louis sinkhole, which could be a good name for their next pro sports team
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than getting your credit card bill after a Steam sale, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Cold Waters (Red Storm Rising spiritual successor)? Fallout? Rocket League? Friday the 13th? SMB 3? Tell us inside
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah. We all know the Steam Summer Sale is on. But we're still doing the Monthly Steam Key Swap anyway. You could either go there and blow all that hard earned cash, or you can come in here and trade or give away those games you just don't need
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Thu June 29, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The story of a University of Rochester football player who was kidnapped and tortured for 40 hours after a teammate used his room without his knowledge to rob a group of drug dealers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Car horns should be replaced with quacks instead of beeps says someone with too much ducking time on his hands
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Dog with zero farks to give crashes classical music concert in Vienna, stealing the spotlight and applause (w/video)
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"It was never about the taxes. It was always about the president's Blackness. It was super related to his race"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
NRA rallies Meal Team 6 to start the violent fight against terrorists. And by terrorists, I mean Democrats
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe saw Bigfoot and he thought it would kill him but it didn't and instead we get to watch him talk about it and some aliens on his new show The Lowe Files because Rob Lowe has no shame but he does need lots and lots of money. And blow
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Programmers develop AI to try to create inspirational posters. It generates creepy and horrifying ones instead
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/28): Elmer Fudd stalks Batman, Arrival screenwriter takes on a team of duds, and Rucka's Wonder Woman run ends. Plus new Saga, more Negan, Groot's solo adventure, Transformers Lost Light, and everyone gets Venom-ized
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If your baseball team is looking for a catcher who allows 7 stolen bases in 1 game then blames the team's star pitcher, the Cubs would like to speak with you
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adrian Beltre's teammates are still touching his head and it's still hilarious. Can't touch this
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times taste-test of 10 hot dog brands chock full of tube steaks, loathsome pretentiousness
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Turtle trying to steal bread from fish foiled by unexpected rat
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The He-Wolf Baron Corbin stalks Beirut as we all await the July 4th return of Liberty Belle. Instead of a stereotyped welfare queen, we'll get a penitentiary. Join the Gorgeous Gentlemen of Wrestling tonight for MITB Redux on SDL 8pm ET USA
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the cameras steal the last dregs of Spiceweasel's soul? Will I finally need to dip into my snekretary mug at work? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jonathan Frakes re-joining Star Trek universe to direct an episode of CBS' new series, plans to teach cast how to properly straddle chairs on the bridge
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WH: Hey everyone, look over there. Syria's about to start some trouble and you should all pay attention to that instead of Russian hacking. Military: Huh?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump: US intelligence agencies are incompetent because they have thus far been unable to secure the tapes of Team Trump colluding with Russia
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar is here for a rare live Raw appearance, Big Cass is seven-foot tall and a heel, and you can't teach that, and something is happening with the women's division. Plus Goldust. All that and more tonight on Monday Night Raw. (8PM EDT on USA)
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
FIA: The data shows that nobody brake checked you. Finger Boy to respond that Ferrari are always treated worse than all other teams
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this team-building exercise
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." 35 years ago today
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Istanbul bans pride parade. Marchers will gather in Constantinople instead
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime, a thief steals the station's news truck. No film at 11
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(Register Star)
 
 
 
If you've been searching for a porcelain tea set with engraved skulls, today's your day -- Keith Richards is having an auction
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Martha. Some say she's ugly but she knows a good steak when she smells one
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian kindergarten teacher or porn actress? Why not both?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
First round of the NBA draft is in the books. How did your favorite team do?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to your SO why you have hundreds of unplayed games on Steam or GOG, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Friday the 13th? Everspace? Crusader Kings II? Kindergarten? Tell us inside
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery away teams will be protected a bit better by decision to add body armor ...and a lot better by decision against uniform color red
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Blade Runner 2049' just shat the internet with six new teasers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't trade their lottery pick away? Which team gets to officially hate LaVar Ball? Will Knicks fans burn the city down? This is your 2017 NBA draft discussion thread (7pm eastern)
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer fan tweets that he's retiring his Bayern Munich mug after 20 years of drinking tea from it. FC Bayern get wind and send him a new mug for the next 20 years
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Owner saves dog from getting bitten by a rattlesnake. Owner takes the bite instead. Your dog wants you to order a steak for that owner
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get all sorts of shady deals from strangers in parking lots: someone selling speakers out of a van, cheap steaks from a suspicious truck, Florida women trying to give away toddlers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Bannon and his National Security Team apparently think that This. is SPARTAAAAA
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Juicero not dumb enough for you? How about a $400 device that pours hot water over tea leaves?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Planning your summer vacation? Here are places to avoid and places to go instead
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears inform Packers fan, who is a Chicago Bears season ticket holder, ahead of time that he cannot wear opposing team gear on the sideline. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All NHL teams will be getting new uniforms next season, so check them out and see if Adidas did a good job or not
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former U.S. women's soccer coach Tony DiCicco, who coached the team to the 1999 World Cup, dies at age 68
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man sets mousetrap to nab mail-stealing neighbor, catches postal worker instead
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Prepare your body or burn your wallet. STEAM Summer Sale to start this week
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
Video
 
Why is an elderly man stealing plants from my garden at 2:30am?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The head of Trump's legal team is part of "Jews for Jesus", so he's used to making logical backflips
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Grandma "enraged" that when paying $400 instead of $3000 for a plane ticket, you have to share a lavatory with the poors in coach
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Some folk'll never steal a toe, but then again some folk'll (severed human toe image warning)
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Mon June 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Minor-league baseball team savagely trolls visiting Tim Tebow (w/video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Central Park Julius Caesar production interrupted once again when Cato the Fatter tries to steal the show
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An education group has suggested there is a way to teach religious studies in public school that would satisfy constitutional requirements and be objective. Article to the left, detailed reasons why it would never work to the right
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Minor-league baseball player gets called "blue collar" because he bats with Tillman welder's gloves instead of standard baseball gloves and manages to hit .350
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police cadets accused of stealing patrol cars. To be fair, Mahoney did need to teach Hightower to drive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One radio show pranks another with a fake Tom Cruise interview leaving the hosts distressed and in tears over the cruel hoax. What a weak willed world this has become
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
To make dads everywhere happy, instead of a crappy tie or tacky cologne the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best books to buy for the old man
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball team unveils haunting new mascot to fuel your fishy nightmares
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Why big-time universities like The Ohio State University are ditching their distinct academic logos and simply using the football team's branding. "Borrowing the mark from athletics brings a sense of spirit and pride to the academic side"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Deporting kids is bad optics, so I'll deport their parents instead
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're an algebra teacher, someone might recognize you if you sell heroin near the school
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman makes an ass of herself by stealing money from a city to get a butt lift
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio and company were afraid that their plan to reinstate Cuba travel ban would fall into Russian hands that they refused to use electronic communications so instead they hand delivered the plans to the White House
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Thu June 15, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF technique uses sun's rays as weed killer, instead of mixed martial arts as initially expected by dyslexics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team has an unique promotion for Father's Day - pregnancy tests
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Read your own speech at graduation instead of the one the school wrote for you, senior class president? No diploma for you
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Reflecting the rise of soccer in the US, Jürgen Klinsmann got $3 million per year for coaching the US men's team. That's definitely in the range of what a SEC coach makes
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
He should have stuck with latex sales instead
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal something, don't let it be a GPS tracking device
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Work sucks, watch this compilation of all 150,966 deaths shown in Game of Thrones instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump floated the idea of firing Mueller in the hopes that it would convince him to declare him innocent instead. Purple monkey dishwasher - it's not just for Fark hottie threads anymore, folks
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember all the old tricks you used to use to pad the length of a paper in college? Increasing the size of periods? Double spacing? Doinking the teacher? Well if you double space your university grant application, the Dept. of Ed. will reject you
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(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So what do we do after a geriatric Senator stonewalls a Select Intelligence Committee investigation? I can't recall, so let's have a Pony thread instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Hunger Games" - Not just getting girls interested in archery, now teaching them lifesaving first aid
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Unexpected uses for teabags. 12-year-old gamers intrigued
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
How a rock-bottom-reaching alcoholic goalie says goodbye to the NHL team that took a chance on him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin realizes murdering his political opponent would be a little too obvious so he has Navalny imprisoned instead
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, America's greatest modern President foretold the fall of communism by telling the Russians to "Tear down this wall"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ghost teachers cost Pennsylvania school district more than $500K, according to lawsuit. And that's not even counting the time they have to take off due to meddling kids and their dogs
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Can your dog read your mind? Here are some secrets your dog knows about you, with knowing where you put the steaks strangely absent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One badly done footnote caused the entire opioid crisis. See? Your English teacher told you to pay attention
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Think talking to your crazy uncle about climate change is frustrating? Try being a high school science teacher with climate change deniers in your class
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it worth spending extra money on pricey English teas?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know who else really likes Disneyland? Well, not these 17 people. Or the Anaheim Fire Department hazmat team. The geese, however, seemed quite content with their visit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Several Latino businesses in California teamed up for Taco Trucks at Every Mosque, which was timed to feed Muslims after Ramadan services for the entire month in an effort to bridge both communities. This is what America is about
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas, the heart of Tea Party country, is bracing itself for the rise of the Moderate Republican
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the teaser for Black Panther. And you will say Shut Up And Take My Money
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's smoking hot teacher charged with sex with students comes to us from Rocky Mount, NC (w/mugshot)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sooooo...like, Trump and Secretary of State Tillerson, DO understand they are on the same team and should be saying the same things publicly right?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it cheaper to get a small window unit for an upstairs bedroom instead of running central air for the whole house?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Shareece Wright's $932 Uber ride what "'building a team is all about", says his coach
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans could have had Romney with his binders full of women, instead they have Trump with his binders full of "nonsense" paperwork
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Soccer team forgets to clear its browser history and ends up with a money shot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that story about a girl's team disqualified from a soccer tournament because one player "looked like a boy"? Yeah, about that
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
You know that your team's season is in the dumpster when the highlight of your victory is a streaker on the field
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need help. I am coaching a 10u in-house team and I am struggling to teach pitching. Any good tips and tricks?
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Thu June 08, 2017
(US Soccer)
 
 
 
Team USA hits the 2018 World Cup qualifying half-way point against T&T. The Americans need to pick up 3 points to keep pace with the top 3 heading into the final 5 games. 8pm EDT Fox Sports 1
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Wars Episode V: The Unbondaging. It is a dark time for hockey. A tight series is tied at 2, but Pierre pursues the teams across the US. Evading the dreaded Bergman, two teams battle for the series lead at the ice arena PPG. Birds/Perds @ 8 pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees fan tries to be Jeffrey Maier, but deflects the ball into Mookie Betts' glove instead. Joe Girardi still tries to argue it should be a home run
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Saudi soccer team lambasted for failing to honor London's attack victims. They walk around looking bored, an act reserved only for fans
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
What kind of person steals 37 Braille signs from a hiking trail?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teasing cats with laser pointers. New Hotness: Teasing Jumping Spiders with lasers. And they have telescopes for eyes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steamiest details from Comey's prepared testimony: As his hand inched up my thigh, he said... "I need loyalty, I expect loyalty." I didn't move or speak. We simply looked into each others eyes in silence
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Canada planning to steal America's job as world leader. In other news, Trump announces plans for Northern border wall
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For all their talk of voter's rights, the Democrats conspicuously ignore FDR's plot to use Social Security to steal every one of Drew's Friends' votes in the future, which has led to liberal control of Congress which continues to this very day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lil' Donny two scoops thinks he can buy loyalty with a measly well done steak doused in ketchup. That's a bold mo..... aw who am I kidding, that'll totally work
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Instead of fuel level sensor, package contained snake. Would not buy again
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(Some Bolter)
 
 
 
Chargers former player and current announcer Nick Hardwick was apparently confused when he said he wouldn't follow the team to LA. $omething $eem$ to have cau$ed him to be le$$ confu$ed
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not saying Trump should be getting worried or nothin, but, Special Counsel Mueller's team now includes a guy who busted up several mafia families, two prosecutors who are financial fraud experts that helped bring down Enron, and a Watergate vet
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Neill Blomkamp's experimental 'Volume 1' creates more aliens in new teaser
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Miracle baby born without a nose has died shortly after his second birthday. "He touched a lot of people's lives," his father said, with tears in his voice. "A lot of people cared about him"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
The gunslinger must protect Earth in new 'The Dark Tower' teaser
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security team fully anticipated a commitment to mutual defense during the NATO speech. Boy, did they miscalculate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what kind of pasta is your favorite? Do you like it because of its shape or does it taste good?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm here to drink tea and kick ass, and I'm all out of tea
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point teacher defends Trump and his "genius" in using typos on twitter
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada will be 150 years old in a month's time. How do we teach our children to have pride in their history?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's said a series doesn't really start until the home team loses. The Perds really hope that's true as the Johnny Sex Final shifts to Smashville with them looking for their 1st win. Beware flying catfish & Pierre's voice, Birds/Perds game 3 @ 8pm ET
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, i heard you like surveillance cameras so we got you on surveillance camera stealing 3 surveillance cameras
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump: We're pulling out of climate change agreement and renegotiating it. Europe: We're going to deal with your corporations and governors instead so go stick it where the sun don't shine get impeached soon kthanksbai
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
I bought my son a seat in an F1 team, and yes he's clearly much worse than all of the other drivers on the grid, but don't you dare say he didn't earn it
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
High school football team deploys robotic tackle dummy because it provides faster, more skillful target, safer than using geeks, cheerleaders with even less litigation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dad overdoses on heroin to teach his addict son a lesson. Glad my son's a sex addict
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Hotter than the sand in Ark: Scorched Earth, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Tekken 7 hits Steam & classics like Oblivion, FO3/NV & Metal Slug hit GOG. What under the radar games do you wish got more attention overall?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN releases a Football Power Index. Does your team have a good shot of making the playoffs in 2017? How about winning the Super Bowl? Just can't wait for the season to start?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a steak, not meatballs filled with nails
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cavaliers to announce new set of team logos for 2017-18, none of them depicting LeBron as Hercules carrying a bunch of mediocre lollygaggers on his back
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Thu June 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Masahiro Tanaka stinks, but Yankees don't know why. Team denies he's not showering
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM is cutting more factory jobs. Perhaps they need to hire actors instead of real people for their commercials
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Despite its 1-15 record a season ago and a brewing clustercovfefe at the QB position, Cleveland has inched past the total-teardown portion of its rebuild and now is identifying players that can help for the long haul"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New ATM skimmers are stealing credit card information while being completely undetected. Although hackers are still taking less money from accounts than the ATM transaction fees
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is 43 today, and it's like submitting You Oughta Know instead of Ironic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The peacock is a lifelong celibate. It never has sex with the peahen. The peahen gets pregnant after swallowing the tears of the peacock"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
North Korea has unveiled its own tablet - called the iPad. Early users extremely disappointed with the JustEat app
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
North Carolina's chances in NCAA baseball tournament look golden due to their team dog
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas thieves steal 30,000 condoms and $10K worth of sex toys. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good couple of years with all that stuff
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Guy who ran as a governor based on his experience on a SEAL team just screwed over the Teamsters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite Venezuela being on the verge of revolt; Goldman Sachs just snapped up almost $3 bil of their bonds "betting that the government will use its dwindling supply of dollars to pay bondholders instead of importing food and medicine for its people"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NM casino cancels Kathy Griffin appearance over Trump beheading photo. In other news, exact same casino had Ted Nugent perform there just days after he threatened to shoot Obama and Hillary. But that's none of my business, *sips tea*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alabama senate race could come down to which candidate likes what shiatty college football team
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If an MLS expansion team has six supporters groups (the Cuervos, District 9 Ultras, Lucky Boys, Relentless, Expo Originals, Black Army 1850) waging graffiti war with their blood rival across town, and it hasn't played a game, it might be inauthentic
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Instead of office chair, package contained bear cub. Would not buy again
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your team qualified for the Champions League next year and just won the German Cup - what are you going to do next, Thomas Tuchel? Oh, forget it, you're fired
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
What kind of dirty rotten scoundrel steals $160,000 worth of Canadian beer?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forget about the boring Memorial Day hamburgers or hot dogs. How about some BBQ lamb, flank steak or pork chops?
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Sun May 28, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Still considering a career teaching high school?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cool: get awarded teacher of the year. Sad: Announce you are leaving state because of how bad the schools are
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man seeking to give his girlfriend a romantic "flower" chooses a bundle of kale instead. Bonus: Girlfriend doesn't know what it is either
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Police advise citizens not to jump on the hood of their car should someone try to steal it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if Mount Everest weren't dangerous enough already, climbers now have to face the danger of thieves stealing their caches of bottled oxygen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer catches young girl stealing shoes for her 5 year old sister, but instead of arresting her he organizes donations for her impoverished family. Tag is for the officer
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
WH forms Russia investigation A-Team. Bannon is the leader, Jared is the face guy, Trump is the wildcard and by default Ben Carson will be token black
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns to become full-time 'lice slayer', equips herself with shampoo of cleansing and comb with +5 against mites
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Daniel Farke appointed as new manager of Championship soccer team Norwich City, has already announced plans to replace mascot with a squirrel, give players a scary, amusing, strange, etc tag to rate their performance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl accuses her teacher of war crimes for punishing whole class when one pupil is naughty, cites the Geneva Convention to back up her claim, is now leading in all polls for U.K General Election
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Men dressed as construction workers steal nearly $800K worth of jewelry from Brooklyn store. Indian chief, sailor, police officer costumes left unused
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This might be the weirdest NYC burglary haul ever. Thief scales building to steal 2 toy race cars, fondue machine and milk shake maker
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 1980s Sylvester Stallone movie that teaches you everything you need to know about being a man
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Great news everyone. It's the last Friday of the month and that means it's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the long weekend ahead of us, there's no better chance to try something new. Trade 'em or give 'em away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual Trump team vetting process: 1) Search Google. That's it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid is soooo embarrassed because his dad picked him up in school wearing only a speedo. Wait 'til kid shows up at graduation in only a bra and panties. That'll teach him
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Because the whole Trump/Russia scandal wasn't bad enough, Paul Manafort gave the Trump team advice on the Russia scandal
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State lawmaker uses Snapchat video to vent about protesters: "The voice filter and bunny ears are a little distracting, but it is clear Teague is venting about something"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Celtics get lucky and steal another win from Cleveland or will LeBron and the rest of the Cavaliers grab the pot of gold and head to the championship? NBA eastern conference game 5 tonight on TNT starting at 8:30pm EST
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hmm, root for the Senators & risk The Cup being won by a Canadian team? Or do we root for the Penguins & a couple more weeks of Cindy being The Anointed One/back to back CS winner (even if other players play better). Giant meteor it is. 8pm ET. SUP, etc
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what's the buzz in this Virginia neighborhood? How about this father-son team moving 40,000 bees?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL owners approve shortening overtime to 10 minutes. Apparently team doctors said they were running low on their supply of painkillers just after the end of regulation time
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dude tries to escape police by looking like a lady, but ends up looking like Steven Tyler instead
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump team drops most idiotic and DOA budget proposal ever while the boss is off suffering bouts of exhaustion in the desert
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Sun May 21, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history: What would have happened in a Sanders vs Trump race instead of a Donald vs Hillary race?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two charged with stealing a hearse that had a corpse inside. They'll face a stiff sentence
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
If you want to be a bartender in this day and age, you better know your teas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Holly Rowe will be giving the tear-filled inspirational speech at the Espys this year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hey Paul George and Gordon Hayward, you did not make the All-NBA team so you can't sign $200 million extensions. Better luck next time"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump meets with team of lawyers even though he has "zero" to worry about. Apparently, others at the White House have sought legal help as well. It's almost as if Trump's a spoiled out-of-control rich kid who's in over his head
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD officials are now saying the car that rammed into a crowd of pedestrians in Times Square does not appear to be an act of terrorism, but instead the result of the area being mistaken for a farmer's market
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
John McCain says Trump's actions have reached "Watergate size and scale." Biggest scandal in his lifetime since the Teapot Dome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Manafort and Flynn named suspects, Trump team knowing about Flynn before the transition, and now the 18 contacts with Russians during the campaign. What's next? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread. Place your bets now, folks
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you thought we were obsessed with cars today, you should have been around in 1937, when people wanted to build a 2300-foot concrete tower with a spiral ramp, so people could drive their cars to the top instead of taking an elevator
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mmm, yes, do be a dear Snedley - break out the scuba gear and fetch a bottle of the '49 Chateau Lafite would you?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that teams intentionally tank seasons to get better draft positions
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seeing the errors of their declining viewership, ESPN goes back to its roots and decides to show live sports. Just kidding: they're going doubling down on talking heads instead
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Bergman putting NHL teams in strange markets, but it certainly worked in Nashville
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Man steals security system to conceal masturbation
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
You can almost taste the blood in new teaser for Season 2 of 'Preacher'
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
In the lamest attempt at deflection on record, Drew's Friends urge people to ignore the Comey firing and instead focus on the fact that wages are higher now than they were in 1800
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rangers will be the road team when they play Buffalo in the 2018 Winter Classic at CitiField in order to avoid losing a $42 million property tax break
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Mon May 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll's reputation as a coaching genius takes another serious blow as he says the team is looking at both Colin Kpernick AND Robert Griffin III, as potential back up QBs to Russell Wilson
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Conan accused of stealing jokes; vows to slay accusers in trial by combat
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Privatization Prophets - For years, millionaires and religious zealots have teamed up to preach "school choice" in an effort to dismantle public education"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers softball team isn't seeded in the NCAA tournament, despite being ranked Number 1, with a 54-3 record
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's great to help your team win with a home run. But it's 100x more exciting when it's an inside-the-park walk-off homer
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot and steamy moment
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky cookie monster charged with stealing $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 1,000 students, teachers and staff in northern California's Yolo County laid low by the norovirus. #yolo
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher caught having sex with a student uses the old "he seduced me" excuse. Fark: At 2 a.m. (with mugshot)
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
If you resort to beating your 6-year-old son for making a Mother's Day card for his grandmother instead of you, it should be obvious even to you why he chose her
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Wood Brothers are back on the pole, and Lil' Brian is giving fans ideas of what they could do instead of watching a race when the NASCAR PBA League Elias Cup Series faces the dust in the wind at Kansas for the Go Bowling 400, 7 pm ET on FS1
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Do not watch this video of a boy asking his step dad to adopt him if you're not keen on spending your Saturday afternoon in a puddle of tears
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Agriculture teacher sexually harassed by fellow high school teacher, department head with "vile" text messages involving her "anatomy, powdered sugar, sex, cows, gallons of lube, artificial insemination, long plastic gloves and more"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Topless cleaner steals undergarments
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Tea Party leader and former Trump campaign chair Tim Nolan faces 100 years in prison for multiple charges of rape, human trafficking of a minor, human trafficking of five adults, witness tampering, and prostitution. BUT HER EMAILS
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
College baseball team revolutionizes batting practice by replacing the pitcher with another hitter. Everybody hits
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Thu May 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey apologizes to his teammates for skipping a game. How bad is your behavior that you have to apologize to the team that dealt with Darryl Strawberry all those years?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump wants "Goddamn steam" power for carrier catapults. Next up, the U.S. Navy will be switching back to coal
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(Yahoo)