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60 headlines found matching 'target'
Wed November 15, 2017
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The week's climate change blame target: babies
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"In the history of spaceflight, no casualties due to falling space debris have ever been confirmed." China: Hold my beer and watch between 43°S and 43°N
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Thu November 09, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Target develops plan to end fidget spinner fad
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tinfoil increases your wifi speed; decreases the likelihood you'll ever date actual humans
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Target misses
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA wants the public to help nickname New Horizons' next flyby target, and has given all you farkers a head start: 69
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Which one of those babes will be the next star swimsuit model? ...Ok, now that everyone is gone here is your target:you are to debate that antifa is the issue that causes shootings and trump is doing his best, good luck tovarish
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Sat November 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sears and Kmart to close 60 stores. In other news Sears and Kmart still had 60 stores that were still open. At this point I think they are closing some Target stores to fill in the numbers
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue dropping print edition after realizing that their target audience doesn't even know what a print magazine is
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Halloween is over. According to Wal-Mart and Target's aisles, it's now Xmas decorating season. When do you feel it's acceptable to start putting up those Xmas lights?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the GOP can flip three (3) state house seats thus turning one more state legislature red, they can (and will) call for a constitutional convention. It appears they have selected their three target seats and are working on recalls right now
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
NFL won't suspend Alonso or Suh, because they play for a team the NFL actually likes, unlike yours
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Sat October 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who will Robert Mueller's first targets be?
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Steelers Martavis Bryant to be targeted a lot more ... on the scout team
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
New survey says 7 in 10 seniors are targeted for fraud. The other three have not yet signed up for Medicare
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Tue October 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC ax throwing club opens with tips like "do not throw ax if someone is in front of you or near the target." What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In related news, Bill O'Reilly announces that he named his penis "God"
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chase introduces new mobile banking app Finn, designed to target millennials. No word on when their Jake app will be released
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Time to shut down the Mueller investigation, apparently it's now targeting a Democratic-leaning Podesta group. Can't have that
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Target says customers want it to stop the 'Christmas Creep.' Look, just because I do things there while wearing a Santa Claus hat doesn't give people the right to call me names
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And now the Nationals' failure is complete
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
University of Washington researchers warn mobile ad targeting technology allows stalkers to follow you around a city for less than $1000. Overly attached girlfriend nods smilingly
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn reveal that someone secretly flipped his switch to Evil? Who will Jinder Mahal target for a hindering at Survivor Series? Has Enzo Amore assembled a crew of Loserweights? Smackdown at 8pm ET on USA, 205 Live on the WWE Network at 10 ET
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. "
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French Intelligence agency surrenders
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Priebus: "Oh Mr. Mueller, how can I help you?" Mueller: -_- "Have a seat, Reince. We're gonna be here awhile"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida Man continues superhero training, tells cops Naruto was teaching him how to be a Ninja when he failed to break into a Target store
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dress like a croc hunter with new $135.00 costume. Or, go to Target and buy khaki shorts and shirt for $20.00
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Fri October 06, 2017
(KOAA)
 
Boobies
 
Beer 4 Boobies event saves lives (and boobies). Is there anything beer cannot do?
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Facebook ads specifically targeted key demographic groups in Michigan & Wisconsin ... completely by chance I'm sure
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Tue October 03, 2017
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad family's target practice is Drunk Florida Man with a gun
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
For one brief, shining moment you could buy CBD oil extracts from Target's website
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warner looks at Reddit and sees a bunch of Russian propaganda targets. He looked at Fark too, but got contact drunk and doesn't remember what he saw, or how he accidentally deleted the Politics Tab
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Measles hasn't been spotted in the UK for three years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Tarjay to target $15 minimum wage by 2020
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(DPoisn)
 
 
 
New email scam targets web developers
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect is making life hell for Equinox but life great for Equifax, the true target for online and mobile hatred
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Thu September 21, 2017
(My News LA)
 
 
 
Leading opponent of marijuana legalization: The people who put out pot target the poor and minorities. Kind of like the people who put out alcohol and tobacco, maybe?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump and Pence's personal Facebook pages are running targeted ads asking for campaign donations "to build the wall (Not a fence)". A reminder that Trump is using campaign money to pay his son's lawyers
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Snekretary crashes Emmys
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Oreo unveils their newest flavor, Cookie Butter. Wait. What the hell is Cookie Butter? This literally makes no sense
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Robert Kubica, step right up. You're the latest target of the weekly JV hate mail
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Sat September 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target chooses long-term customers over short-term investors. It's a bold strategy, Cotton; let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
Video
 
Former Chelsea and AC Milan-target Andrea Belotti scores goal of the season contender
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Mon August 28, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Of all the indignities a frog could suffer, being covered in tahini-lemon vinaigrette dressing and almost eaten has to be the worst
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When faced with flooding, fire ants evacuate their underground colonies en masse and form floating rafts. If only there were some sort of concentrated energy that could be used against such a convenient target
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why do consumers keep falling for manufactured shortages of commodity items over and over again?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the target for Orange Twitler's rage this morning is...*SPINS WHEEL*...Lindsey Graham. Well I do declare
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having NEVER, EVER, EVER even been accused of manipulating metals, stocks, futures, markets, economies, etc, Goldman Sachs says bitcoin may rise about $500 more, before losing half its value
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Russia attacked our democracy with a cyber army of bots meant to sow distrust in our democracy? Well, the attack is still going on, only now it is targeting figures in Trump's White House that are detrimental to Russia's interests
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
HBO's terrible week is just getting worse
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
I see your Woman on racist, vitriolic rant in the middle of a Target, throwing merchandise and dropping f-bombs, and raise you a Cray Cray in Chick-fil-A customer tossing condiments and table vases. Wait. They have table vases at Chick-fil-A?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Woman goes on racist, vitriolic rant in the middle of a Target, throwing merchandise and dropping f-bombs as if she were in a Walmart
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A 16th attorney has joined the Mueller team, a former Justice Department official who "oversaw the fraud unit and managed the program that targeted illegal foreign bribery"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Times Square, keep in mind that it's been taken over by hordes of bare-breasted, pan-handling, lewd-talking, family-targeting illegal alien immigrants. OOGA BOOGA
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Target says sponsorship dollars are missing the mark and decides to end its 16 years of NASCAR sponsorship with Chip Ganassi Racing on the 42 of Kyle Larson after the 2017 season in favor of Soccer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to fabricate grounds for an anti-pot drug raid, your target better not be a pair of former CIA agents with kids, an understanding of the 4th amendment, and the means to see it vindicated in court
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looking literally like a bad guy from a Dr Seuss novel, completely irrelevant but furious Jason Chaffetz demands to know why Congress isn't questioning Chelsea about Bengazi
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