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Headlines matching 'target'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Smh.com.au) Interesting Gorbachev targets Putin, having long ago demonstrated immunity to polonium by virtue of his Great Lakes shaped birthmark  (smh.com.au) (12)


Mon February 06, 2012
(LA Times) Ironic Woman astounded at people lining up for new Target clothing line... while waiting for said clothing line  (latimes.com) (46)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Salon) Sick Remember how Obama said that US drone attacks have "not caused a huge number of civilian casualties?" Yeah, turns out they've been targeting rescuers at the scenes of previous attacks. And firing on mourners at funerals  (salon.com) (449)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Nation) Hero Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com) (125)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Digital Trends) Cool US military has developed self-guided bullet that can travel over a mile and change direction before it hits its target. Gene Simmons approves  (digitaltrends.com) (106)


Sat January 28, 2012
(AZCentral) PSA Remember: If you're out shooting in the desert, a 14-year-old on an ATV should not be treated as a moving target  (azcentral.com) (46)


Fri January 27, 2012
(CNN) Hero Woman orgasms during MRI... here are the nuclear launch validation codes, and the coordinates for multiple targets, have at it  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (75)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Russian spacecraft falls into Pacific Ocean west of Chile, fails to hit giant target so nobody gets a free taco  (washingtonpost.com) (19)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Target shopping cart victim was just "mostly dead"  (nypost.com) (64)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely If they can actually stay on target, the BlackBerry PlayBook might just become functional for its six users this February  (crackberry.com) (21)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Bon Iver making the first workout DVD targeted exclusively at hipsters. Exercises will include intense plaid shirt buttoning, repetitive beard stroking, and coffee cup curls  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Moms p.o.ed at their breast feeding polices, set a bulls eye on Target stores and hold a "nurse in". We will keep you abreast on the outcome  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Mercury News) Dumbass Police nab jewelry thief who targeted...8-year-old kids  (mercurynews.com) (24)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Consumerist) Asinine Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies  (consumerist.com) (240)


Fri December 09, 2011
(BBC) Misc Now that a pack of smokes cost $15 in New York, the city has revealed their next target: Roll your own cigarettes. Suck it smokers. Suck it hard  (bbc.co.uk) (362)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup A new fringe group has cropped up in supporting Herman Cain. Their target? "Husbandless accusers" who want to discredit the GOP's "greatest hope"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (78)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Wired) Spiffy U.S. Marines given go-ahead to shoot at Segway riders  (wired.com) (113)
(Some Guy) Amusing Shopper: "Excuse me, do you have daddy butter?" Target Employee: "I don't even know what that is, boss"  (pohdiaries.com) (48)
(USA Today) Obvious Former diplomat warns of 'sexpionage' traps during trips to China. Ploy alleged to be extremely sophisticated, diplomat was targeted five times in the last year. Also notes Grand Hyatt Beijing is discounting through May  (content.usatoday.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Fail Target misses themselves  (finance.yahoo.com) (11)
(YouTube) Strange Blizzard is now apparently targeting the "biatchy sullen ex-girlfriend" demographic. WoW  (youtube.com) (234)


Wed November 30, 2011
(YouTube) Fail Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to show up at a Target store in Dayton and act like a total retard. Welcome to Operation Fleabag  (youtube.com) (88)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Six reasons why the Steelers have what it takes to win the Super Bowl (but don't tell the Green Bay Packers)  (bleacherreport.com) (141)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MinnPost) Fail Target's new "Operation: Annoy the Crap Out of our Customers" test project doesn't seem to be working too well  (minnpost.com) (217)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Malicious cyber attack by foreign hackers (looking at you Russia) that targeted a water plant in Illinois appears to be the first of its kind on a critical computer system in the United States  (washingtonpost.com) (92)


Thu November 17, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Pentagon tests hypersonic flying bomb that has the ability to strike targets anywhere in the world in less than a hour. Damn that's fast... and threatening  (physorg.com) (122)


Wed November 16, 2011
(wpri.com) Strange Taunton ATM targeted. And I thought they smelled bad... on the OUTSIDE  (wpri.com) (27)


Thu November 10, 2011
(io9) Interesting New drug Adipotide targets fat by cutting off blood supply to fat, taunting The Doctor & Donna Noble  (io9.com) (95)


Tue November 08, 2011
(CNBC) Fail Lleaderless Lloyd's willl miss target after lloss  (cnbc.com) (1)


Fri November 04, 2011
(LA Times) PSA Dumbest man on planet to fly lawnchair over Baghdad, lifted by hundreds of balloons. I guess that's one way to get in some target practice  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (46)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Life.com) Weird You know who else was the target of a voodoo ritual in a lonely cabin in the Maryland woods in 1941?  (life.com) (50)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary While shopping at Target, woman struck by shopping cart that two boys pushed off a four-story parking garage. Bullseye  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)


Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal) Interesting Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas  (bizjournals.com) (164)


Thu October 27, 2011
(KENS5) Fail Apparently, Target's loss prevention program missed that "just loading up a cart and walking out of the store" scenario  (kens5.com) (59)
(Neatorama) Sick Meanwhile, in a Target store in the Deep South...  (neatorama.com) (91)


Tue October 25, 2011
(azfamily.com) PSA Target recalls frog masks because it could make kids croak  (azfamily.com) (17)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Gwen Stefani unveils line of children's clothing for kids with FREAKISHLY HUGE HEADS  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary US Army to fly miniature 'kamikaze' drones that slam into human targets. What could possibly go wrong?  (spacewar.com) (73)

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