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Headlines matching 'tall'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Some Guy) Florida A high school student who stopped some students from bullying a mentally disabled student on the bus is A) Thanked by the school. B) Honored by the school. C) Banned from the bus  (opposingviews.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Florida Chances are, if you're growing a two foot tall marijuana plant in a pot outside your front door, you won't get a chance to smoke it  (bradenton.com) (85)


Sat May 26, 2012
(ESPN) Unlikely The Seattle Sounders are outdrawing 12 English Premier League teams. But they'll totally give that soccer thing up once the Mariners or Seahawks get good again, right? RIGHT?  (espn.go.com) (140)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Obvious SeaWorld's new Manta Rollercoaster stalled on its second day of operation; SeaWorld said not to worry, they'd call in a manta fix it  (utsandiego.com) (39)


Fri May 25, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine In a move guaranteed to create no controversy, Republican lawmakers are requesting the installation of taxpayer-supported security cameras to watch over a bust of Rush Limbaugh in the Missouri Capitol building  (rawstory.com) (135)
(Some Guy) Interesting Milestone in construction of USS Gerald R. Ford, America's newest nuclear powered aircraft carrier; its penis was installed yesterday (pic)  (hamptonroads.com) (106)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Web Urbanist) Strange They say the tallest buildings of an era reflect its most cherished values and, by and large, that's also true of this pile of crap  (weburbanist.com) (35)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy It's the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812 and the tall ships are in New York harbor for Fleet Week. No word yet if there are any on the Potomac guarding the White House  (ajc.com) (51)
(WSPA) Fail Old man accidentally brings a pipe bomb used for self-defense to a hospital. Now he wonders what a convicted felon is supposed to use for self-defense after all this  (www2.wspa.com) (17)


Mon May 21, 2012
(The Courier-Journal) Ironic News: Shooting happens in a bad part of town. Unusual: Six people are shot, three of them fatally. Fark: One of those fatally shot was the boyfriend of a woman who wore a "No Boyfriend, No Problem" shirt to the crime scene  (courier-journal.com) (60)
(ABC) Obvious ABC News, which totally isn't trolling, asks: "Should Zimmerman charges be dropped?"  (abcnews.go.com) (769)


Fri May 18, 2012
(NJ.com) Dumbass New Jersey man jailed after bank teller accidentally gives him an extra $2,700 and he decides to fuggedaboutit  (nj.com) (79)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious If you're going to send someone a text inquiring about buying some illegal moonshine, make sure you don't accidentally text a state trooper  (adn.com) (27)
(Kansas City) Sad Fisherman's body found at lake. He was ten feet tall and 700 pounds  (kansascity.com) (41)


Wed May 16, 2012
(CNN) Cool "You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, it's light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world. I want to live that again"  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (21)
(ABC) Weird Man's condition downgraded from Nearly Drowned to Totally Drowned  (abcnews.go.com) (17)


Tue May 15, 2012
(ABC2News Baltimore) Dumbass Haha, that was an awesome prank, buddy. You totally showed me. I'll call 911 now so that we can get you to the hospital and dig that bullet out of your chest  (abc2news.com) (78)
(Gizmodo) Cool Air Force accidentally fills entire hangar with foam. Sheriff Carter is NOT going to be happy about this  (gizmodo.com) (56)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Wonkette) Asinine Adventures in false equivalency, right-wing blogodome edition: Joe Biden used to beat up neighborhood bullies as a child, so that means it's totally OK for Mitt Romney to scalp a kid because he's gay  (wonkette.com) (249)
(KABB) Fail 2008: City installs beautiful fountain in middle of roundabout. 2012: City finally decides to remove eyesore of a fountain from middle of roundabout due to it being hit by cars 26 times in 3 1/2 years  (foxsanantonio.com) (92)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Lincoln Journal Star) Followup About that "crazy anti-gay lady?" She really is mentally ill, and, interestingly enough, really is a human being. Here comes the liberal guilt, I hope  (journalstar.com) (658)


Fri May 11, 2012
(KHOU Houston) Followup Father: "My naked unicyclist son is mentally ill." O WHEELY?  (khou.com) (25)
(SeattlePI) Weird Car crashes into television studios and .... wait a second. Is the fireman on the left really small or is the fireman on the right really tall?  (seattlepi.com) (112)
(WTOP) Unlikely DC's mayor wants you to know that, sure, he's given his son and daughter thousands of dollars worth of Verizon Center Sky Suite tickets to see acts like Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Britney Spears, but that was all totally to help the city  (wtop.com) (50)
(Daily Mail) Cool Surfer sets Guinness World Record for largest wave surfed after taking on 78' tall monster. Keanu Reeves seen waiting to arrest him on the shore  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)


Thu May 10, 2012
(WWTDD) Asinine Chris Brown releases song in which he brags about "smashing" Rihanna like a pumpkin. Yeah, he's totally sorry, everybody  (wwtdd.com) (76)
(The Sun) Amusing Sylvester Stallone in the Vatican? It's more likely than you think. Yo Pope  (thesun.co.uk) (33)
(AZCentral) Interesting Judge rules that if you're operating a medical marijuana-related business and you default on a loan, it's totally cool because marijuana is illegal federally so therefore your loan contract is null and void  (azcentral.com) (95)


Wed May 09, 2012
(The Atlantic) Cool The Atlantic notices how FARK picked up a tall tale about Abraham Lincoln (6 paragraphs from the end)  (theatlantic.com) (0)
(SeattlePI) Followup Rupert Murdoch would like you to know he's totally in favor of a woman's right to vote, even if he lets whack-jobs appear on his TV networks who say it was "the greatest mistake America ever made"  (blog.seattlepi.com) (80)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Celebslam) Strange Mark Wahlberg accidentally walked outside in his underwear on purpose  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Fail Of all the emails Eastern Michigan University could accidentally send to all 23,000 of its students, it went with this one  (annarbor.com) (78)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Fail Occupy Cleveland would like you to know that the would-be bridge bombers were fringe members totally not connected to their group, except for the tiny detail that one of them signed the lease for their warehouse  (cleveland.com) (214)
(NASCAR) Spiffy Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET  (nationwide.nascar.com) (795)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Fox News) Stupid Stop me if you've heard this one before: A group of veterans, acting totally on their own of course and not as an arm of any political campaign, has organized to express their outrage over how the president is handling his military record  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (170)
(Jayski) Cool At Talladega this weekend, NASCAR driver Kurt Bush will drive Ricky Bobby's "ME" scheme from Talladega Nights. LGT photos of car  (jayski.com) (118)
(Daily Mail) Obvious All those awesome kids shows you remember from your childhood? Yeah, they were they were totally stoned out of their minds  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Thu May 03, 2012
(IGN) Cool I used to be a casual gamer like you, until I installed an Elder Scrolls MMO on the PC  (ign.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Followup Apparently feeling it is undeserving of the Worst Company in America title, EA claimed Rock Band disabling message was just an error, totally not true. Also, let's just pretend the FAQ update which confirmed the said error didn't exist  (computerandvideogames.com) (58)
(Smh.com.au) Dumbass Italian soccer coach fired for attacking his own player over sarcasm on sideline. Bet that player totally learned his lesson  (smh.com.au) (8)
(Daily Mail) Interesting New study finds short men live longer than taller men, still the last to know if it's raining  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Short List) Obvious Stallone is working on a "formula" for Rambo 5. Subby can help: it's guns + bombs + guts = $$$  (shortlist.com) (73)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Members of the 'digitally dominant' shun actual human contact in all forms, ordering food and doing their shopping online while often only "speaking" to "friends" on internet forums. What losers, huh guys?  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Slate) Amusing Back in the day, a stoned projectionist could allow a film to get jammed and melt in front of the bulb. Nowadays, he can accidentally delete an entire film, even if it's at a vital press screening of "The Avengers"  (slate.com) (69)
(970 WFLA) Florida Driver finds iconic 26-foot-tall statue unavoidable, crashes into it. Guess where  (970wfla.com) (36)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Oregon Live) Asinine A pest-removal company may have accidentally sealed a squirrel in your attic and it died. Do you: A) Demand they remove the carcass? B) Hire another company to remove it? C) Sue them for $112,000?  (oregonlive.com) (57)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Small government Mitt Romney wants to install mandatory porn censoring devices on every computer in the country  (huffingtonpost.com) (260)
(ESPN) Interesting Kobe Bryant will probably suit up and start tonight's Lakers game with four scrubs, which is totally to get ready for the playoffs and not even a little bit because he needs 38 to win the scoring title  (espn.go.com) (45)


Wed April 25, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Unlikely Laws banning discrimination based on sexual orientation are evil liberal plots because they could require Christian churches to install co-ed showers. Seriously  (wnd.com) (219)
(Some Guy) Obvious Running virutally unopposed, Romney sweeps all five Republican primaries, and promises voters "A better America" even if he has to buy it himself  (norwichbulletin.com) (138)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Wonkette) Asinine Girl so mad school wouldn't let her go to prom just because her Confederate flag dress was "inappropriate and offensive" even though they totally told her that beforehand  (wonkette.com) (363)


Mon April 23, 2012
(New Musical Express) Fail Metallica: "We'd love to play Glastonbury." Glastonbury:  (nme.com) (125)
(Courier Mail) Asinine 13-year-old girl sued for accidentally hitting a classmate in the eye with a tennis ball during a tennis lesson. This is why someday soon you're going to be forced to buy third-party insurance if you want your child to play sports  (couriermail.com.au) (168)


Sat April 21, 2012
(UPI) Fail Liquid concrete accidentally floods upscale New York hotel. Officials predict that removing it will only get harder and harder  (upi.com) (28)
(Arizona Star) Asinine Ending 114-year-old tradition, Arizona to install artificial turf at home football stadium. Continuing even longer tradition, Arizona to miss Rose Bowl and lose whatever garbage postseason bowl they enter  (azstarnet.com) (27)
(MSNBC) Fail Aviva Investors, the fund management arm of Aviva insurance group, accidentally fires their entire worldwide staff of 1,300  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine FBI seizes server that allowed people to send anonymous emails (and coincidentally, hosted OccupyLA's listserv)  (help.riseup.net) (78)


Thu April 19, 2012
(970 WFLA) Florida Police on the lookout for a man... errr woman... errr man... dressed as a woman... errr man. (With totally hittable... errr NOT hittable mugshots)  (970wfla.com) (27)
(Orange County Register) Stupid Pot shop opens in California strip mall less than 50 feet from 'inconveniently located' continuation high school. Coincidentally, Sean Penn, Anthony Edwards, and Eric Stoltz seen outside near the food machines. Ray Walston inconsolable  (ocregister.com) (43)


Sun April 15, 2012
(The Atlantic) Photoshop Photoshop this REALLY tall horny guy celebrating  (cdn.theatlantic.com) (31)


Wed April 11, 2012
(NJ.com) Amusing Rutgers University web site accidentally its new president  (nj.com) (40)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Delaware County (PA) Times) Cool Rush Limbaugh more powerful than ever -- totally doesn't need a 50,000-watt affiliate in the nation's fourth-largest media market anymore. My friends, we're on in Whitefish, Montana  (delcotimes.com) (110)
(CNN) Interesting Obama makes push for Buffett rule, which hurts businesses by making them install sneeze guards  (money.cnn.com) (95)
(Science Daily) Obvious North American predator loss affects ecosystems, leaves Aliens totally unchecked  (sciencedaily.com) (118)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "We were just walking down the street and someone shot me. I mean, my friend accidentally shot me with his gun. I mean, with the gun we stole. I mean, while we were robbing people"  (1035superx.com) (16)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Sony to cut an estimated 10,000 jobs, still feel that Caucasians are just too damn tall  (chicagotribune.com) (35)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Comrade) Scary Answer: You free climb a 577 foot tall skyscraper in snow-covered Moscow with a video camera in your mouth. Questions to the right; subby's got nothing  (theblaze.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Scary The 50 Most Terrifying Easter Bunny Photos Ever. Suddenly Bugs Bunny not wearing any pants and occasionally dressing up like a woman totally makes sense  (worldwideinterweb.com) (61)
(RI Tag) Asinine From the state that brought us "The Prayer Banner" comes "this mural is totally inappropriate because the man and woman standing together 'may not represent the live experience of all students'"  (www2.turnto10.com) (106)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Hot Air) Obvious DOJ: Requiring an ID so we know the person voting is who they say they are to prevent fraud is racist, but requiring an ID to enter our building, totally OK  (hotair.com) (543)
(Toronto Star) Scary Schizophrenic dancer brutally beaten to death in jail cell after eating 1 1/2 bags of another inmate's chips. Good thing he didn't finish the 2nd bag  (thestar.com) (119)
(Some Sad Guy) Misc NBC enhances Zimmerman 911 call: "Coons". CNN enhances Zimmerman 911 call: "Cold". Tune in for the next installment of pre-race war Florida  (theblaze.com) (974)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Break) Video A compilation of the greatest sexual innuendos in cartoons that will now totally ruin your childhood  (break.com) (51)
(CNBC) Obvious Investors totally bummed on hearing the Federal Reserve has cut off their allowance. Now they might actually have to hire people and produce things. The horror  (cnbc.com) (20)


Tue April 03, 2012
(This Is Local London) Sad Cameras may be installed in the lifts to catch whoever is defecating in the elevators. That's some mighty good police work there, Lou (graphic images in article)  (thisislocallondon.co.uk) (81)
(Athens Banner Herald) Dumbass For the second time this year a guy accidentally shoots himself in the leg while leaving the Savannah gun show. Ta-da  (onlineathens.com) (92)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Jalopnik) Asinine Maryland car dealer will install $8 door guards on your new car for you. For $1,495  (jalopnik.com) (166)
(ESPN) Unlikely In a move totally not due to Tim Tebow, the Jets will be on HBO's Hard Knocks again  (espn.go.com) (27)
(The Sun) Followup Man builds World's tallest treehouse because God told him to (w/pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (113)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious "Mitt Romney is a man totally devoid of any commitment to any principle except his own advancement. There is literally not a public policy which he has not advocated one side on one time and one side on the other"  (huffingtonpost.com) (165)
(Fox News) Unlikely Listen, your son died on a secret space station at the hands of a 7 foot tall assassin with metal teeth trying to save the world from a mad scientist's evil plot. What's so hard to understand about that?  (foxnews.com) (110)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail So you've got a fat dog. Do you A) Cut down on his food. B) Exercise him more. or C) Install a chair lift to haul his fat ass up the stairs. Bonus *Pic of the saddest dog in the world.*  (geekologie.com) (59)
(The Daily Beast) Asinine The number one movie in the country, where dozens of teens brutally kill each other, gets a PG-13 rating. A documentary about the epidemic of bullying gets an R-rating because the kids used the F-word six times. Weep for America  (thedailybeast.com) (204)
(LiveLeak) Cool Good: The most totally awesome baby stroller in the history of man. Bad: he'll never remember the coolest moment in his entire life  (liveleak.com) (19)


Wed March 28, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Foot bones from possibly novel, upright hominid species found in Ethiopia, prompting Creation Museum to add a new monkey stall to the Ark exhibit  (bbc.co.uk) (27)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Gizmodo) Amusing Good news Potter fans Pottermore is now selling E-Book versions of the books you already own 2 print versions of and have already digitally pirated because they wouldn't take your money for them 2 years ago Also, Snape kills dumbledore  (gizmodo.com) (119)
(Yahoo) Ironic After 12 months of calling Romney everything short of Hitler, Santorum says--totally seriously--that he'd love to be VP  (news.yahoo.com) (137)


Mon March 26, 2012
(CBS News) Followup Trayvon Martin was suspended from school for possessing traces of marijuana in an empty plastic bag found in his backpack. Which means he totally had it coming, right?  (cbsnews.com) (lots)
(Some Intero rectogestionist) Fail Last weekend Richard Dawkins told people to stand tall while patiently showing that atheistic reasoning is inherently stronger than religion...yeah, just kidding. He said to mock people and call them names. The Reason Rally, folks. Yup, Reason  (gatewaynews.co.za) (1177)


Sat March 24, 2012
(io9) Interesting Here's a handy map of all the counties in America where alcohol is restricted or prohibited. Coincidentally, here's also a handy map of all the counties in America subby intends to stay the hell out of  (io9.com) (169)
(Some Tacos) Amusing "The U.S. government is single-handedly preventing you from ordering a taco and having it delivered to you by a totally sweet pilot-less helicopter"  (marginalrevolution.com) (39)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely "A town councillor who has big political aspirations" may find that telling the local paper his mother is a nine-foot tall green alien has an impact on those ambitions   (scarborougheveningnews.co.uk) (19)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Idaho forced ultrasound bill stalls out over serious concern from lawmakers -- on what passage of the bill would do to their reelection chances   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)
(Bloomberg) Fail Remember when Iceland discovered investment banking and totally screwed that up? Well, now they've discovered cloud computing. You can see where this is heading  (bloomberg.com) (23)


Wed March 21, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Final weekend numbers on Disney's "John Carter" now tallied, making it the third biggest Carter disappointment since Jimmy and Billy  (latimes.com) (83)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Cool New scenes from the upcoming Men In Black movie. Wow, those are some amazing special effects. I totally believe they are aliens  (stuff.co.nz) (36)
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Spain's solar energy plant keeps working at night due to the addition of a buffer, which is apparently a totally new and unique concept never before attempted in any intermittent system anywhere  (physorg.com) (157)
(The New York Times) Obvious Nice story about a flight attendant who has been working for United Airlines for 63 years. Coincidentally, the same amount of time since a United flight has been on schedule  (nytimes.com) (61)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy So what if your bracket is totally hosed? It's all about the games, right? Here's your Sunday "brackets be damned" NCAA tournament discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (330)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Big 1059) Obvious "Joe Biden is TOTALLY unprepared for the Presidency" according to: (a) Romney (b) Gingrich (c) Osama bin Laden  (big1059.com) (163)


Thu March 15, 2012
(SacBee) Cool Texas baby missing for 8 years has been found. Authorities stunned to discover the baby is 5 feet tall and weighs nearly 100 pounds  (sacbee.com) (120)


Wed March 14, 2012
(WFAA) Amusing Hospital maintenance workers accidentally release St. Patrick's Day into a Dallas creek a few days early. (PICS, Video)  (wfaa.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Interesting World's tallest man finally stops growing at 8ft 3in, can see his house from here (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (72)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Nanny State has CCTV cameras installed at gas stations that will automatically stop the pump if an uninsured car tries to fill up  (mirror.co.uk) (244)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Red State) Fail Let's take a stroll down memory lane to a time when the totally awesome B-RAWK Obama was going to do something about high gas prices and oil company profits  (redstate.com) (162)
(Stuff.co.nz) Sick "Even the mayor of Hokitika, Maureen Pugh, didn't shy away from the stallion juice: 'I thought it would be creamy and curdled. The grossest part was it hitting me in the face'"  (stuff.co.nz) (60)
(Some Guy) Sick "Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I've just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could've sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole"  (vice.com) (90)


Fri March 09, 2012
(The Atlantic) Hero "He has lived in a dozen caves tucked into sandstone nooks. In the fall of 2002, two years after quitting money, he homesteaded a majestic alcove high on a cliff, two hundred feet across and fifty feet tall"  (theatlantic.com) (145)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Indecision Forever) Followup Blind squirrel Pat Robertson accidentally finds a nut (sponsored link)  (indecisionforever.com) (118)
(WTSP) Florida Today's mug shot round up brought to you by: Chicks arrested in Florida that you'd totally hit  (wtsp.com) (182)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Good news: NBC and YouTube team up to stream every 2012 Olympic event live. Bad news: NBC will probably figure out a way to require you to install Silverlight nonetheless  (gizmodo.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Silly Stallone explains his long-standing feud with Arnie: "I took this bouquet of flowers and threw it on him like, 'It's on, pal'"  (www2.macleans.ca) (60)
(Some rubber duck) Spiffy File under "Now why didn't I think of that". OU student installs hot tub in dorm room. Not too surprisingly school officials aren't pleased. Claims of homework for his anatomy & human sexuality classes fall on deaf ears  (wcpo.com) (62)


Wed March 07, 2012
(KCTV5) Dumbass What would Jesus do? Accidentally dial 911 during a drug deal and get himself and another Jesus arrested  (kctv5.com) (24)
(Daily Record (UK)) Weird Badass three-year-old escapes from daycare after scaling seven foot tall spiked fence, making plans for next year's conquest of K2  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (55)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Denver Post) Hero When questioned about the arrest, officers cited that the suspect repeatedly called them all a bunch of poopieheads and, like, totally threatened to talk about them on Facebook and stuff  (denverpost.com) (194)


Sun March 04, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Rondo puts up an 18-17-20 in a Celtics victory over the Knicks. But you're totally right, Danny, you should definitely be trying to trade him and his cap-friendly contract  (espn.go.com) (60)
(ESPN) Sick Mets' gnarly first baseman Ike Davis is totally buggin. Will he, like, be ready to start the season? AS IF  (espn.go.com) (18)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Toledo Blade) Weird Municipal judge banned from speaking to employees after six of her judicial colleagues accuse her of being "very mentally ill," as opposed to just slightly mentally ill which would be totally acceptable  (toledoblade.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman loses 434 pounds in two years, is now totally hot and hitable (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (222)


Thu March 01, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Jewish high school basketball team will skip going to state so that they may observe the Sabbath, which is totally understandable now that Ozzy is back with the band  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (35)


Wed February 29, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Dumbass A pound of kush, a car with a PS3 installed, and an escort from California to the border by the Mexican army...even if you have a hostage, these demands might just be a tad bit unreasonable  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (17)


Tue February 28, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Well, let's say this Penguin represents the normal size of penguins in the current era. Based on this fossil, the penguin would be... four point two feet tall, weighing approximately twenty-six pounds  (msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Followup Man who came up with 23-page plan to kidnap his former girlfriend and try to trick her into reconciling with him declared mentally incompetent. Captain Obvious shocked  (palmbeachpost.com) (14)
(WTSP) Florida Pirate posing with random teens at Mardi Gras celebration is accidentally stabbed with his own knife  (wtsp.com) (40)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Short List) Fail Cinema accidentally shows trailer for The Devil Inside to toddlers. Number of angry parents already surpasses those who have actually seen the whole farking movie  (shortlist.com) (60)
(The Register) Interesting Google plans Chrome password generator, begins the huge task of hiring the 1,599,253,012 baboons to bang on all those keboards recently installed at Google HQ  (theregister.co.uk) (25)


Mon February 20, 2012
(AZCentral) Strange Man goes into Walmart bathroom stall, sits down, drops his revolver, the revolver shoots a bullet, the bullet goes through the stall door, hits a wall, ricochets into a ceiling light, back onto the floor toward a man standing at a urinal. Ta-da  (azcentral.com) (136)
(Daily Mail) Scary Khloe Kardashian installs a sex swing. Happy nightmares  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Sat February 18, 2012
(wmtw.com) Strange Police in Westbrook, Maine are on the lookout for a man who didn't rob a bank. Suspect is described as between 3' 6" to 7' tall, 85 to 475 lbs, and answers to the name, "Hey You"  (wmtw.com) (83)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Politico) Fail Remember folks, always check your email's spam folder. Sometimes important things will get sent there by accident, like membership confirmations, tallies for your primary caucus voting, messages from fami- wait what?  (politico.com) (47)
(Some funbot) Cool Check out this totally sweet time-lapse video of night skies with original music by Battlestar Galactica composer Bear McCreary  (vimeo.com) (21)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing 5-foot-6 Congressman Luis Gutierrez: "I'm pleased to announce today that if Newt Gingrich can speak for all Catholics, I'm going to start speaking for all tall people"  (huffingtonpost.com) (158)
(The New York Times) Spiffy GM posts record annual profit before halftime, plans to totally run up the score  (nytimes.com) (59)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Yahoo) Advice Things not to say to a woman with short hair. "You totally look like a Dude" Not incl... Oh wait, yes it is  (shine.yahoo.com) (320)
(Discover) Cool Scientists: You know, your suggestion to wrap buildings in earthquake zones with bubble wrap is totally ridiculous. Unless it's a high-tech version of the same concept  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (19)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Hawaii News Now) Dumbass If you're working as a dog groomer and accidentally chop off a dog's ear, don't try to glue it back, the family WILL know  (hawaiinewsnow.com) (33)
(Nola.com) Stupid News: Two cars fighting gun battle on Interstate accidentally fire into car of innocent women. Fark: Shooter pulls over to apologize  (nola.com) (37)


Mon February 13, 2012
(People Magazine) Interesting "White Collar" star Matt Bomer comes out of the closet. There's a lot of great-looking suits in there, incidentally  (people.com) (77)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Weird Totally cool picture, totally bizarre "journalism:" "It's a sight of San Francisco fortunate to today's residents to have yet to be seen again, especially from the eyes of a simple high-flying kite"  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Blizzard Entertainment Game Development VP Axl Rose would like you to know that there will be a little delay with the Diablo 3 release but that it's going to be totally awesome  (slashgear.com) (63)


Thu February 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Rhinoceros accidentally killed by conservationists during anti-poaching demo  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (110)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Bank of America Plaza, the tallest building in the American south, faces foreclosure auction on the Atlanta courthouse steps today. AMUSING, OBVIOUS, IRONIC line up to bid  (beta.local.yahoo.com) (44)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(Sci Mag) Cool News: Scientists accidentally make a sheet of glass only three atoms thick, analyze its structure. Fark: It exactly matches a prediction made by a glass theorist in 1932  (news.sciencemag.org) (45)
(NFL) Followup Ahmad Bradshaw did try to stop at the 1 yard line before accidentally scoring the biggest touchdown of his career  (nfl.com) (156)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Elderly South Dakota man driving in fog accidentally escapes to Minnesota  (startribune.com) (50)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird Governor Pat Quinn successfully swallows a spoonful of cinnamon. Coincidentally, the State of Illinois is still gagging on his tax package  (suntimes.com) (37)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Jezebel) Dumbass "Cry me a freaking river," says Komen's new CEO about totally coincidental new policy to defund groups beginning with 'P' and rhyming with "bland parenthood"  (jezebel.com) (147)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In a shocking and totally unpredictable move, GOP leaders look to renege on the defense limit cuts called for in last years sequester deal. Obama and Democrats flabbergasted   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (121)


Thu February 02, 2012
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(Some Sappy Byproduct) Interesting Crude tall oil gets the nod for biodiesel production. Well mannered short oil politely declines comment  (yle.fi) (4)
(Some Guy) Video Danish animation school decides to place every popular 80's cartoon opening in a blender, resulting in a fine paste known as Space Stallions  (awesome-robo.com) (29)


Wed February 01, 2012
(YouTube) Video 7'5" Mamadou Ndiaye, the tallest high school basketball player in the world, is a stand out in his latest game in California  (youtube.com) (109)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Mr CommDot) Cool If this guy is right, the MPAA/RIAA are totally screwed because everyone can have their own private Internet  (kurzweilai.net) (56)

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