Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		In a shocking turn of events, Octomom is really bad at math  (tmz.com)	(69)

Hey NBC affiliates, I've got good news and bad news. The good news: Your ratings are up 45% at 10pm now that Leno's moved. The bad news: You're still in fourth  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Not News: Guy has picture taken with Jay Leno. FARK: He has "COCO FTW" written on his palm  (tmz.com)

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Huh...Dr. Seuss did War propaganda? Okay, interesting, I guess. Isaac Newton invented the doggy door? That's kinda cool. HOLY CROWS James Lipton wrote the Thundercats theme? Wicked  (cracked.com)

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(Some Guy)		A week after boasting on a TV show about the lengths she would go to avoid wearing comfy clothes, Lady Gaga nearly dies when her legs began to swell on a flight from London to the US due to her odd outfit  (couriermail.com.au)	(110)
		Remember when you discovered Kiss and gave up Saturday morning cartoons? A new generation of kids doesn't have to  (newsroom.mtv.com)	(30)

The takeover of Hollywood by smug, sneering liberals hellbent on preaching moral depravity to our children can be traced back to one pivotal, earth-shattering event: The cancellation of "Murder She Wrote"  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

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Scottish company provides Roger Ebert with a new voice. Now if they can only create a zombie Siskel  (chicagobreakingnews.com)

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Concertgoer, on Whitney Houston's recent Brisbane performance: "She couldn't entertain a dead rat"  (cbsnews.com)

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Oprah teaches 40-year-old mothers to not dress like 20-year-old sluts  (edmontonsun.com)

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Why watching Oprah makes you a better person. Unless you have a birth mark on your head, then she makes you stabby  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Jon & Kate threaten the nation with a return to the tube  (yourtango.com)

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Noted climate scientist Sean Hannity disproves the global warming hoax: "It's the most severe winter storm in years, which would seem to contradict Al Gore's hysterical global warming theories."  (politico.com)

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If Nancy Grace covered the Nancy Grace story  (orlandosentinel.com)

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Loaded revolver. Bank. Alcohol... what else is missing? Oh, yeah. Rip Torn, of course  (tmz.com)

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Miss America Live says that "Rush Limbaugh has exceptionally impressive fist pumping skills"  (politico.com)

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Jersey Shore star declares Springer show "not classy" enough for appearance  (examiner.com)

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		As we say goodbye to Triumph the Insult Dog, here are nine short video clips of Triumph doing what he does best  (msnbc.msn.com)	(50)
(Some Guy)		It just might be possible, maybe even plausible, that CoCo acted in his own best interest  (thrfeed.com)	(72)

NBC paid Conan $32 million to leave. But that's better than the $150 million it would have cost to dump Leno. Who the hell is negotiating contracts over there, the Pants on the Ground Guy?  (nypost.com)

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MsNBC wants you to know Conan's resignation letter was a dick move  (msnbc.msn.com)

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(Some Guy)

Leno in 1992 when he was almost replaced: "I feel like a guy who has bought a car from somebody, painted it, fixed it up and made it look nice and then the guy comes back and says he promised to sell the car to his brother-in-law"  (animalnewyork.com)

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Noteworthy clips from all the late night talk shows from last night. Includes Conan, Kimmel, Leno, Ferguson and Letterman  (tv.gawker.com)

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Conan O'Brien releases statement saying he will not take any lip from Leno's chin    (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Forget Leno, O'Brien and Letterman: where are the women on late night?  (communities.canada.com)

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If you had dirt on a celebrity, would you try to sell it? Subby has video of Drew drinking *in public*. Cash offers only, please  (cbsnews.com)

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		John McCain's reelection campaign basically boils down to "Obama is on my lawn, and I want him to get off."  (cbsnews.com)	(78)
		A candid interview with the two most powerful men in showbiz  (popwatch.ew.com)	(21)
		David Arquette: "When you get married, you just don't have sex as much. You've gotta start scheduling it." Courteney Cox is gonna make him regret that statement more than "Eight Legged Freaks"  (starpulse.com)	(42)

There is a God, and he hates us with the burning passion of anal herpes: Adam Carolla gets a sitcom pilot at NBC  (hollywoodreporter.com)

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		1955: The military-industrial complex. 2020: The politician-celebrity complex  (news.yahoo.com)	(24)
		If Republicans win the House in 2010, they can block Obama's proposals, forcing him to fall back on his personality. Which the voters like. The result? Obama wins in 2012. D'oh  (nypost.com)	(157)

The estate of Sherlock Holmes is threatening to withdraw Guy Ritchie's rights to the franchise if there is any hint of a homosexual relationship in the sequel. Really, they should just do it out of good taste  (contactmusic.com)

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After two days of celebrity treatment in one of the best hospitals in the country, Rush Limbaugh declares there is nothing wrong with the US health care system. His heart checked out fine, but someone needs to examine the Scarecrow's brain  (nydailynews.com)

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(nymag.com)		In today's episode of People Reading Way Too Much Into Things, we learn that 30 Rock hates the Philippines  (nymag.com)	(30)
		Wikipedia was in a little bit too much of a hurry to kill Rush Limbaugh, Abe Vigoda  (radaronline.com)	(191)

Rosie O'Donnell has moved on from her ex-lover Kelli Carpenter. It just took two forklifts and several cans of Crisco    (contactmusic.com)

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(Movieline)

First Tyra Banks...now Comedy Central may axe The Jeff Dunham Show. Clearly we were all very good boys and girls this year  (movieline.com)

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		Someone named Alexa Chung has beaten out Kate Moss and Sara Jessica Parker for Vogue's best dressed woman of the year. Well that explains all the sniffling from Kate Moss and SJP's long face  (contactmusic.com)	(40)
		Not news: Al Franken is kind of a dickhead  (thehill.com)	(285)

Jimmy Kimmel brings back "Unnecessary Censorship" to wrap up the decade that was  (examiner.com)

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(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)

The lawyer who beat Glenn Beck is back and firing off legal briefs to his next target: the FCC  (scienceblogs.com)

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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the batshiat insane district attorney that sees French Liberalism ruining Law & Order  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

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Teri Garr turns 65 today, is still worthy of a roll in ze hey  (en.wikipedia.org)

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(Flavorwire)

It's hard to admit, but what some people thought would be "The Jimmy Fallon Nervous Giggle and Awkward Audience Silence Hour" has actually turned out to be pretty cool  (flavorwire.com)

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CBS cancels 54 year old soap opera 'As the World Turns', clearing the way for a game show hosted by Bob Saget or Carrot Top  (ausiellofiles.ew.com)

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Kim Kardashian really wants to be on Oprah before the show goes off the air. And she has deduced the best way to do this is adopt an African orphan or two  (contactmusic.com)

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Now that news of Oprah's retirement has set in, the question arises: who will replace the void she leaves? Subby's guess: Rosie O'Donnell. They're both about the same size  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)

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(NY Observer)

The end of Oprah's TV show could mean the end of broadcast television. All hail cable TV  (observer.com)

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