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Sun April 20, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and according to pop culture, power turns children into little devil-monsters. Obvious tag kneecapped by one of the precious snowflakes (Not safe for work image in article)
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Fri April 18, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets surprise package from Amazon in the mail. Fark: It contains two boxes of condoms and Amazon won't tell her parents who the anonymous sender is, unless they get a a subpoena. Cops: It "might" be considered harassment
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Douchebag tagger invents douchebag tagging drone so he can douchebaggedly tag hard-to-reach places from the safety of his douchebaggy douche lair
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Thu April 10, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Baskin Robbins worker facing jail time for selling 32nd flavor
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(22)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a police officer, do something exciting like chase criminals or bust up drug rings. Don't direct traffic for a funeral procession
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida tag shares honors with Tennessee: Man convicted of 13th DUI -- after being charged with 14th DUI
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Hundreds of residents chase Westboro protesters out of Oklahoma town
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Sat April 05, 2014
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
A zip line? Across MY Ohio River? It's more likely than you think
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(51)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Teen sets bags of bird seed on fire to mask shoplifting spree. In other news, bird seed makes a great fire starter
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
In support of an Oklahoma tag, Pro-gun lawmaker shoots a fellow hunter by accident, says "I'm a safety guy. Gosh, I'm as safety as I can be"
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Thu April 03, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
David Letterman to retire, spend more time in the home office of Wahoo, Nebraska
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man runs into neighbor's burning home with fire extinguisher, succumbs to smoke, is pulled out by his 22-year-old daughter who does chest compressions until he revives and can hand her the hero tag
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Tue April 01, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Letter purportedly from the USGS warning of an imminent "Big One" is a hoax. You will actually have no warning whatsoever, but let's hear from a Cucamonga ambulance driver: "I thought it might be credible"
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Mon March 31, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man scams Kohl's out of $109 by buying 6 pairs of sunglasses, taking them out to his car and putting the price tags on 6 pairs of sunglasses that he already owned then returning the old sunglasses. Seems like a lot of trouble for $109
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Sun March 30, 2014
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Apparently having a Colorado license plate is all the probable cause needed to get you arrested in Idaho for suspicion of drug trafficking
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Small explosive devices found on school playground. And if that wasn't disturbing enough, one of the devices was found inside a toy
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Sat March 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Perv learns a truck mud bogging event at a motorcross park is a bad place to be caught molesting one of the audience member's children. "I guess you would say, 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City." Tag is for what happened next
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Survey says that one in four car crashes involve cellphones, taking phone surveys while driving
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(21)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Study shows that even a small nuclear war could destroy the world. No word on tiny nuclear war or infinitesimal thermonuclear exchange
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas man dies in home and it took 2 weeks to find him, as he was hidden in all the trash
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Thu March 27, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Vice mayor of a small town in Arizona makes a pro-Fred Phelps post on Facebook. `We need more Fred Phelps in this world. May you rest in peace sir.'' How many times must the cannon balls fly, before Arizona gets its own Fark tag?
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Wed March 26, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Twitter page showing drunk and naked teenagers from Long Island has been deactivated. Parents now working on deactivating the teens
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Man hits girlfriend with anger management book. Ironic and Dumbass tag are having words in the corner
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Typical: Police spot man driving drunk, Extra: on the sidewalk, Fark: In a stolen excavator
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Mon March 24, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Oh bother
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Sat March 22, 2014
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans cop charged with speeding, no license plate, expired driver's license, battery on an officer, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, disregarding a stop sign, disregarding a red light and reckless operation of a vehicle
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver charged with DUI. Reason Fark has a Florida tag: Bicyclist charged with DUI
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Fri March 21, 2014
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your dad tags along with you on spring break and you get arrested on alcohol charges and then he gets arrested for swinging a golf club at parked cars because he's upset at how long it's taking for you to get out of jail?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass otter pup waves, wants own tag for Otterday
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Thu March 20, 2014
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Closing the C-section incision with glue is not normal, but on dogs it...well...it's still not normal
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Celtic Frost offered $145,000 for one hour gig at the world's biggest heavy metal fest, turns it down. Fark: ummm, well, let the singer/guitarist explain that. Dumbass tag explodes
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Soliciting a 14 year old girl for prostitution might be TOO friendly, Officer
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Tumblenami
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Wed March 19, 2014
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
No longer will your cabbie be allowed to smell like a man eating Gorgonzola cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse
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Sat March 15, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Someone paid a Girl Scout troop for cookies with counterfeit money. Though to be fair, the cookies aren't really made from girl scouts, either
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Fri March 14, 2014
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Not news: Man protests closing of a rest stop. Weird: It was the place he was conceived, Fark: After a Phil Collins concert
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Man gets two DWIs at the same McDonald's location in one day. Fail tag is for not going to Waffle House like a respectable late night drunk
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's "surprise" at SXSW? Getting puked on by "renowned vomit artist Millie Brown". This event sponsored by Doritos. Yes, really
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Robber gets bogged down in snow in victims driveway. Victim blocks robber from leaving til cops show up. Dumbass tag is ready for duty
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Thu March 13, 2014
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Ducks are dying because Lake Michigan is frozen and they can't eat. If only there was something they could do to go get food in the winter
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen.. Busta Rhymes now has an island named after him. At least that's what the Google says
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
State Legislature approves new sexual predator laws that will make Florida the "harshest state" for sexual predators and child molesters. Bonus: it passed unanimously. Hero tag trumps Florida tag for first time ever
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Walking around the Venice Beach boardwalk with a chainsaw while yelling at people might attract the wrong kind of attention
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cops send man to his room after he breaks into police station, yells at officers to get out of his house
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
While everybody was busy watching Justin Bieber do whatever it is that he does, Russ Feingold just ended a war. Cool tag used because there's no "Badass" tag
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago taxi trade newspaper demands City Council ban ride-sharing services or it will publish the names of five secretly gay aldermen. Also demands they ban the internet, require people to buy newspapers, rename Willis Tower back to Sears Tower
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Production of "Anger Management" delayed after Charlie Sheen doesn't show up for several days of shooting. Obvious tag is off doing bumps with hookers, which is why it didn't show up for this headline
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Mon March 10, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Two-car wreck gets complicated when both drivers have to dodge superbees
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Man saved from drowning in his car: A) thanks his rescuers, B) demands they pull his car from the flood waters, or C) sues his rescuers for $500,000 for not saving him fast enough
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Fri March 07, 2014
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
School administrators force girl to stand outside during a fire alarm in subzero temperatures, in nothing but a towel and swimsuit because regulations, and without regulations next thing you know it's Somalia up in here
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Poopyhead intent on ruining the Internet for the rest of us wins court decision compelling news site to reveal commenter's name so he can sue for defamation
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(167)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done a CMT vs. BET theme party at McDaniel College ? I tell you, I'm startled that that sort of thing is frowned upon
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Thu March 06, 2014
(CBS Charlotte)
 
 
 
Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button, making men totally redundant
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
He's using all these big and fancy multi-syllabic words, but what Neil deGrasse Tyson is saying is simply this: "Don't raise your kids to be idiots." And yes. "Hero" tag is appropriate for the man
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Wed March 05, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Just because you live in a trailer park doesn't make you a redneck, however, flying a KKK flag and having a sign that reads "Members Wanted" in front of the trailer helps you get there
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Sat March 01, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Turns out that restaurant with the Obamacare surcharge isn't paying for Obamacare. Florida tag wins battle with Followup, Fail, Asinine and Obvious tags
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Live 105)
 
 
 
A dot matrix printer gives the best cover of Foo Fighters' 'Everlong' you will hear today
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Fri February 21, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"My clients have no interest in seeing Mr. Bieber's penis," said the attorney for media suing to obtain a video showing Mr. Bieber's penis
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(27)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Demise of Net Neutrality explained with Seuss-esque poetry + HD animation ― Subby plays "What's That Tab?" (Business? Geek? Politics? Video? Heck, even Sports) as well as "What's That Tag?" (~½ would be applicable, at least ¼ downright appropriate)
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Thu January 30, 2014
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
If you're getting chased by the police, hiding in a high school probably isn't the brightest idea
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(18)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Not News: car stolen from dealership. News: the accused is a paraplegic. Fark: Using his cane to hold down the gas pedal
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Wed January 29, 2014
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
This may come as a bit of a shock to you if you had plans for a little bit of travel, but CBS is reporting that human meatbags are not prepared for life in outer space
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Chad Smith confirms he was just kidding when he told the world's most gullible reporter that the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bruno Mars would be performing a 20 minute tribute to Led Zep at the Superbowl
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Thu January 23, 2014
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Another brave Floridian stands his ground against a hoodie-wearing black kid. He only had to jump one fence and chase him a block or two to shoot him in the back
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Fri January 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The people complaining the most about O'Brien leaving Penn State are the very people that caused it. Followup trumps obvious, ironic tags
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