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Tue August 23, 2016
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so let's sit down with Chef Dog for some pasta and vegetables
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since it feels like you're doing everything else in life wrong, it was only a matter of time before somebody came along to point out that you're watering your vegetables wrong as well
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Mon August 15, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Top Trump advisor, Senator Jeff Sessions (R-ALrighty) to speak at Republican Men's Club Saturday in Huntsville. Entrance fee of $7 includes breakfast buffet, spoilt fruit, vegetables for throwing
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
To prevent food waste, U.S. supermarkets to sell "ugly" fruits and vegetables, hoping most Americans can't tell since they've never actually bought one
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Even though he no longer runs it, it is weirdly symbolic that the Trump Taj Mahal casino in NJ will close this September because the workers went on strike to regain the health insurance benefits that they lost during one of Trump's bankruptcies
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the demand for "perfect" fruits and vegetables, the U.S. throws away half the produce it grows
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Mon July 11, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
If this is gonna be that kind of jail, I'm gonna stick my d*ck in the mashed potatoes
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: Your anti-establishment graffiti will have more effect if anyone has any idea what it means
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EURO 2016 quarter finals begin with Poland taking on Portugal. Ronaldo needs a strong start since catch-up does not go with kielbasa. Pre-game starts at 2 pm EDT, match kicks off at 3. This is your Thursday Footie Discussion Thread
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Why yes, your morning train commute is being held up because of vegetables in the tracks"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jodi Ernst doesn't want to have soldiers forced to eat their vegetables. Being shipped out halfway across the world just to fight your misbegotten wet dream of uber nationalism is still good though
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Tue May 31, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Every 20-something should get a gig waiting tables"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Want to play with your food? Want to play music with your vegetables? Stick some celery up your nose and learn how to play the celery nose flute
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which fruits and vegetables do you get confused for others?
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Wed May 18, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Yo Symantec, we heard your antivirus parses suspect executables for things that exploited overflows. So we put an exploit in our executable so we could overflow your parser so you could IRONY_OVERFLOW_EXCEPTION
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Roadies would turn off Old Spice's microphone when she performed with the Spice Girls: "I can't sing"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In Alaska people fly their own planes, build their own homes, grow their own vegetables, fix their own engines, catch their own fish, cut down their own trees, hunt their own meat and can their own jam. So why not school their own children?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Hollywood dives deep into video games for an idea: Shinobi. How is a ninja throwing stars at Ant-Man-sized rivals on ping-pong tables, fighting Batman, Spiderman and Godzilla, and doing explosive hara-kiri yet returning to life going to be explained?
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