Headlines matching 'swine flu'
Wed March 10, 2010
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According to a new AP poll, Obama is more popular than Congress, Roman Polanski, lepers, swine flu, hurtz donuts, Toyota engineers (news.yahoo.com)
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Fri February 12, 2010
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Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, and 243 million sick of hearing about it (news.yahoo.com)
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Sat February 06, 2010
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Almost half of Americans believe global swine flu epidemic is over. In other news, almost half of Americans believe there was a global swine flu epidemic (boston.com)
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Tue January 19, 2010
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The reason you're alive to read this instead of chasing rats for food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland is that the swine flu epidemic never quite happened in the US (townhall.com)
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Sat January 16, 2010
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World Health Organization official denies H1N1 flu threat was exaggerated, says they were only yelling "Bring out your dead" in a joking manner (omaha.com)
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Sat January 02, 2010
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The Great Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009 which killed millions worldwide and plunged the world into chaos... yeah, it's pretty much a bust (cbsnews.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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Paris Hilton shares her bed with a pig. Eventually, her STDs will combine with swine flu to form the Voltron of infectious diseases (contactmusic.com)
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Fri December 18, 2009
Thu December 17, 2009
Sat December 12, 2009
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General Mills to start making kids' cererals that no longer comes with a diabetes kit (consumerist.com)
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Tue December 08, 2009
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CDC says swine flu was less severe than everyone feared as evidenced by the fact that you're alive to read this headline right now (webmd.com)
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Sun December 06, 2009
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Just weeks after hysterically warning everyone to wash their hands every 10 seconds so they don't die of swine flu, media asks, "Are we obsessed with hand sanitizer?" (abcnews.go.com)
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Sat December 05, 2009
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Free H1N1 Vaccine with every handmade violin bought. Or something (azcentral.com)
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Fri December 04, 2009
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[Kremlin] reports that a [US gov't] airplane piloted by [CIA agents] and carrying a cargo of [mutated swine flu virus] was [shot down] at [Shanghai airport] by [Israeli Mossad saboteurs], [preventing] an attack on [bases in Kyrgyzstan] (preventdisease.com)
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Thu December 03, 2009
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Just in case you were wondering, Cosmo confirms that the Reverse Cowgirl is the safest sexual position if you're worried about catching swine flu (gawker.com)
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Wed December 02, 2009
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"The annual Google search results show Australia to be a nation in love with vampires and the AFL, concerned by swine flu and the prospect of an Oasis break-up, and after croquembouche recipes or Pink tickets" (theage.com.au)
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Mon November 30, 2009
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Two Illinois cities have been planning for a pandemic like swine flu for years, and their efficiency is so great that they're offering drive-through H1N1 vaccines (chicagotribune.com)
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Two dogs in Beijing diagnosed with swine flu, will be treated with soy sauce (news.com.au)
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Sun November 29, 2009
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The city of Las Vegas has 50,000 doses of H1N1 vaccine going to waste because they refuse to open up vaccinations to non-priority groups after priority groups have all been vaccinated (lvrj.com)
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Scalding debate on unpasteurized milk's safety goes back decades, resulting in raw feelings, legal action aimed at spoiling producers' business (news-leader.com)
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Wed November 25, 2009
Mon November 23, 2009
Sat November 21, 2009
Thu November 19, 2009
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Two thirds of respondents in national poll say they do not plan to get swine flu vaccine, will just sue somebody later on if they get sick (washingtonpost.com)
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Mon November 16, 2009
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German man dies after receiving flu shot in Thuringia, which is why you should always remember to give them in the arm (thelocal.de)
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Old and busted: Swine flu. New hotness: Ukranian 'super flu.' EVERYONE PANIC (dailymail.co.uk)
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Sat November 14, 2009
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U.S. reports largest mumps outbreak in three years. Think of it like a swine flu outbreak, but serious (usatoday.com)
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Fri November 13, 2009
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Apparently in Belgrade, 'swine flu' loosely translates to 'vampire invasion' (google.com)
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Thu November 12, 2009
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Canadians are smarter than they look, eh? (cbc.ca)
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Health officials advising against kids sitting on Santa's lap this year because of swine flu (wtsp.com)
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