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22 headlines found matching 'swimmer'
Fri August 19, 2016
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American swimmer will make a donation to charity to make all his problems disappear. Boy this guy's a straight shooter with Congressman written all over him
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As if the Olympic didn't have enough controversy, latest report claims that some swimmers were aided by a current event
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So that police officer that robbed them may have been a pissed off security guard trying to stop the US swimmers from drunkenly breaking into a bathroom
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Tue August 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the award for best 10-year-old swimmer in 1995? Michael Phelps? Nope. Ryan Lochte? Nope again. The answer is: Kris Humphries
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's day 10 in Rio and it starts with canoe/kayak racing and the women's 10k swimming at 8am ET. Later; we have women's field hockey quarterfinals, boxing finals, finals in the women's 400m, and the swimmers puking after swallowing lake water
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Timing to the thousandths of a second in swimming is impossible because pools are less accurate than Fark headlines
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News puts the focus on Rio's female athletes back where it belongs - on their makeup, and how they ought to be wearing it
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba discovered starving to death
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBC & Lily King: "ZOMG EVIL DOPING RUSSIAN SYSTEM SWIMMER VILLAINESS." Reality: Efimova had a US coach for years, trains in Los Angeles, and was suspended for nutritional supplements she bought at the GNC at the mall
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While everyone is marveling at the gymnasts and swimmers, the oldest member of the U.S. Olympic Team just won a bronze medal. At age 52. Says it will look nice hanging next to the onion on his belt
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Tue August 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Swimmer Lily King is offically the "Mean Girl" of the summer Olympics as she makes her oft-criticized Russian rival Yulia Efimova break down in tears after King defeated her in the 100m breaststroke final
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
China demands apology after Aussie swimmer Mack Horton wins gold, calls Chinese competitor Sun Yang "drug cheat" to his face during post-race press conference
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Fri August 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Since the age of eight, a Canadian swimmer has been flipping the bird at his father before every race, and the father has returned it
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Mon July 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FINA saves lives of seven Russian swimmers
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Stanford Rapist's judge sentencing a man for the same crime as RapeySwimmer: "I sentence you to only six months and...wait...you're Latino?"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
My Wednesday? Oh, not much. Took some drugs, got naked, went for a swim in the lake, fought four cops. The usual
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
State trooper responds to car accident by raping the woman involved after threatening to put her in jail. Naturally, he gets (a) 20 years (b) 10 years (c) the same sentence as the Stanford swimmer
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Well look who lied to the judge about drinking and drugs -- the Swimmer Dumpster Raper Guy
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Rarely can this tag be used with such confidence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plane crashes in Hudson River. Sorry, not Sully
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