If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
32 headlines found matching 'surgery'
Fri December 26, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
If you're a surgeon about to perform surgery on a woman's son, don't try to assure her that everything will be okay while you're eating a jelly doughnut. And whatever you do, don't let her see you drop jelly onto the hand you'll be operating with
source: livewellnebraska.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man undergoes surgery in Kazakhstan, discovers 12 years later doctors left scissors inside him. GREAT SUCCESS
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Donations for little boy needing surgery after pit bull mauling equal the cost of webcam installed so dog's supporters could see him 24/7 in Sheriff Joe's jail
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Want to know how a loved one is doing while in the middle of surgery? There's an app for that
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The only member of the Supreme Court with a heart has surgery on it
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke decides it is time for some more plastic surgery
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Baseball players? Out for weeks for a hangnail. Football players? Pulled a hamstring, not playing for two months. Hockey players? Ten days after cancer surgery back on the ice
source: penguins.nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're going to see Bret Michaels perform this weekend in Fark's favorite state, know that it should be a good show... and there's a good chance he will die on stage
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bear has surgery to repair ACL. Coach expects him to maul Aaron Rodgers by next season
source: fox2now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas woman has surgery to reduce size 36NNN breasts to a more manageable Double-D. Her knees reportedly miss the company
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It turns out the reason that Iran "has no homosexuals" is because they are forced to get gender reassignment surgery
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
For some, you still get medals in the NYC Marathon even if you don't get to cross the finish line .. maybe some from your emergency surgery or your boyfriend after he proposes to you ...yeah pass the dust collectors
source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
"Non-essential" services like Obamacare burden taxpayers and remove the incentive to take personal responsibility, says uninsured GOP state assembly candidate from hospital bed where he is recovering from second taxpayer-paid surgery in two months
source: insidebayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hasbro to help Operation inventor get needed surgery, hope to find a surgeon who won't touch the sides
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beautiful woman who was bullied at school for having an ass that was too small dies during ass augmentation surgery, and Subby doesn't want to live on this planet anymore
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
The good news: Plastic surgery uses lasers to remove testicular wrinkling. The bad news: You will now truly be sporting the youthful genitals of a two-year-old
source: medicaldaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people still have to be warned that "Discount Thai Surgery" carries some extra risks
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery for flesh tunnel ears? Gauge for yourself
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
3Q Barbie sales drop 21%, as young girls save the money for the look alike plastic surgery when they reach 21
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan may need Tommy John surgery. BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
Stem cells from your tonsils could be used to heal the damage to your liver caused by years of heavy drinking in science story that is pertinent to Fark's interests
source: richarddawkins.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I used to be really, really fat. But then I had gastric bypass surgery and shed that other person's skin like I was a python. Anywho, I met this guy, we're doing well, but I feel ashamed to tell him I was fat. What should I do?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Falcon undergoes cataract surgery, now will be able to see the balls that Matt Ryan throws at him
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie tells donors he's shed 85 pounds after lap band surgery says he's open to new exercises, including running
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leaked internal manual shows 'hard sell' used by laser eye surgery companies. 'Buy a package or we'll blast lasers into your eyes' apparently considered a soft sell
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ex-Baltimore Raven Ma'ake Kemoeatu donates kidney to his brother. No word on whether ex-teammate Ray Lewis volunteered his cutting skills for the surgery
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Seriously, what the fark is wrong with people?" File: women increasingly undergoing plastic surgery to remove their "boot bulge" which is basically any suggestion that the human calf is rounded in any way
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'mma perform a delicate throat surgery on Joan Rivers, but first, lemme take a selfie
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
RGIII says MRI shows no FIA
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeons have long believed that playing classical music during surgery helps them concentrate. This violinist offered to help. During her own brain surgery
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Loyal puppy waits in operating room while cheetah pal undergoes surgery. D'awwwwww
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn, drugs, prostitution, and cosmetic surgery is rampant in A) Hollywood B) Las Vegas C) Iran
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 

Displayed 32 of about 463 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report