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73 headlines found matching 'surgery'
Thu July 28, 2016
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Snake-like robot that glides Into orifices makes the FDA nervous, not sure why
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Cat wanders away for nine months, owner blames extra testicle
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man gets double hand job. No happy ending, though
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Candy 'instantly' regretted her 2500cc silicone implants
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(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
A century from now, doctors will use bacterium-like microbots to perform surgery. Just kidding, they're already testing it in Europe now
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What did the boner say to the sciatica? "I've got your back"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know who else killed himself in Berlin after getting bad news?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who spent $100k on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber surprisingly didn't die of shame
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Wed July 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those of you who bet that Tiger Woods would be unable to play in a single golf tournament this season can go collect your money
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC warns of the dangers of traveling to the Dominican Republic for plastic surgery, after numerous reports of women going in for facelift and a nose job and coming out looking like Manny Ramirez
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have long hair and are riding a go-kart, make sure you wear your hair up
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Fri July 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
No cure for cancer yet, but we can give your fish a cosmetic prosthetic eye
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Thu July 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three words you do not want to hear in a headline: "Amateur testicle surgery"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Swallowing a thumbtack to win a 200 RMB bet and getting it stuck in your rectum means you lose in the end. Bonus: This bright one also stuck three ballpoint pen tips through his navel into his abdominal cavity
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Wed July 13, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
People in Kashmir are shooting their eyes out with pellet guns so frequently, an international team of eye surgeons is being assembled to fly there. Ralphie unavailable for comment
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if someone offers to do cheap cosmetic surgery on you in a hotel room you should just say no
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If your skateboard gets away from you and rolls out onto a busy state highway, just let it go man. Let it go
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Cheese dip: serious business
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Fri July 01, 2016
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Step 1: See where plane crashes. Step 3: Call 911. Step 2: Determine if you are having a hallucination courtesy of a sleeping pill
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Renee Zellweger faces a Hollywood paradox: if you have plastic surgery and you no longer resemble your old self, are you now NOT Renee Zellweger, but some other actress? Hollywood does not handle complexity well
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Darren McFadden denies breaking his right elbow in an all-out effort to save his new iPhone; claims he slipped on swimming pool cement after a funeral, but admits phone was in the area
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Thinking about getting plastic surgery: A/B to C or A/B to D?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl loses right eye to cancer. Now wears "Coming Soon" patch over socket until she gets prosthetic eye, perfect for Halloween pirate costume
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Thu June 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas mom has surgery, now has British accent. Shall we say cheers to that?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad of the Year candidate gets a tattoo of his son's cancer surgery scar to help him feel better about it
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman names her ileostomy bag Steve to prove her surgery is nothing to be ashamed of. So now she can say, 'Steve is full of shiat' - which, if you've ever met Steve from Accounting, that's something you already know
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Cat recovering after being found in Bristol with gunshot wound. Man that Palin honeymoon must have been something
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey had seven procedures done on his leg last year. Seven procedures. Ah ha ha ha
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Creating diversity, Washington NFL team hires NFL's 1st female head physician. She's not a Native-American, though
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Thu June 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi to have heart surgery but will be back to regular Bunga Bunga soon
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Wed June 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just had full hip replacement surgery on June 2nd. Double PT exercises yesterday and doubled down on reps today. Walked 2 miles yesterday and looking at 4 today. Recommend some good work out tunes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to bring you up to date on Richard Simmons, he has been castrated and is now living as a woman named Fiona, taking hormones and has had breast surgery, but not much else is happening in his life
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Mon June 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
I lift big butts and I cannot lie
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He's lost a fair bit of his lower face: his jaw and all his bottom teeth. But he has no permanent injuries"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know how they say practice makes perfect? Yeah, about that
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"A jockey has been jailed for 21 months after he drove a stolen car at 87mph head-on into a vehicle being driven by a woman he was due to meet for a first date"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's husband had to have emergency open chest surgery last week b/c of an aortic aneurysm. He is up and walking w/a giant stapled incision from the neck down past the ribcage. Need tattoo suggestions to cover that are creative
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man who received world's first penis transplant is released from hospital. Will be returning in a few months to be treated for tennis elbow
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Wed June 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Egyptian twins successfully separated by surgery
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Synthetic dogs could revolutionize veterinarian school while simultaneously haunting your dreams
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Mon May 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Taking a page from The Matheny Manifesto, Cardinals shortstop Jhonny Peralta cuts thumb with knife; delays return from DL
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Tiger Woods is seriously considering retirement. Which should give him plenty of time to hit the early-bird specials at Perkins
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Wed May 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Tony Romo agrees with Jerry Jones that he can play 4-5 more years." That's the joke
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Quit your bellyaching, melon-head"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle with a 3-D printed shell made out of corn-based plastic
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Surgeon performs three successful heart transplants in 34 hours. In an unrelated story, the same hospital is running perilously low on Adderall
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton will not play this season. He will still make $28 million. Bonus: $26 million of that is from a team he wasn't playing for this year already
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University says its medical school will no longer use live animals to train students. Hopefully they'll go back to the old way of training students using qualified professors
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman with rare brain disorder that makes her strip can't work out what job to do
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets breast implants to win $100,000 bet. Textbook red flag for a gambling problem right there
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia woman walks into a Florida clinic to get a Brazilian butt-lift, because butts in West Virginia aren't big enough already
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Mon May 16, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Pick your favorite element of this story about the first successful penis transplant: Doctor's name, age of recipient, or wild card
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Fri May 13, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This 8-year-old girl is the youngest person ever to be diagnosed with breast cancer, and now she is in remission. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Nine weeks after surgery, Tony Romo is Zombo com
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Bono. With only known pre-eye surgery photo
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Sun May 08, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you live in a town named Surprise you should just expect small planes to fall from the sky into your yard from time to time
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That birth mark you're obsessed with can just be eliminated with this wonderful laser surgery, unless things go horribly wrong and you now look like a box turtle
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Tue May 03, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former FBI official admits to using confiscated drug money on cars and plastic surgery
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Mon May 02, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The patient sustained [redacted]"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Remember when your teenage daughter just wanted a nose or boob job? Yeah, times have changed
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man drives around police roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter because Florida
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
First Curry. Then Paul. Now Griffin
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he "feels good" after the first few holes this year. That's all good and fine but, what about his golf game?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Headline of the day: "Freak accident involving garbage truck reconnects Utah family with estranged brother"
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Thu April 21, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lowe's discovers that negotiating directly with hospitals and offering surgeries free to their employees is cheaper than going through insurance companies
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Dr. Heiney guilty of not being an ass man
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Fri April 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
London Tube's 'Mind the gap' announcer Phil Sayer dies
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Identical twin sisters and their identical twin husbands all undergo plastic surgery because they can't tell who is married to who
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Costa Rica Star)
 
 
 
Let's just say that if doctors need to surgically remove an 18-inch vegetable from your rectum, perhaps farming isn't for you
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Troy Tulowitzki gets emergency, mid-game surgery ... to repair his 8-year-old glove
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Patient who 'died' says there is nothing after death. Although he will be changing his story in a couple of weeks once the hospital bills start rolling in
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I can haz gender assignment surgery?
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