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81 headlines found matching 'surgery'
Mon May 22, 2017
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cher, who is 71 years old, is awarded the ICON Award at the Billboard Music Awards and shows up dressed like she's 31 years old because she's had enough plastic surgery to preserve her for 701 years
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And off we go, really out west this time, almost to the Pacific Ocean for the Perds/Ducks Game Five @ 7:15 pmET (huh? 7:15? must be a horsey thing....). And of course, Shut Thy Oral Orifice Pierre
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're fat and happen to like swallowing balloons, this study is for you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Block of concrete smashes through windshield on the highway, knocking driver unconscious. Mad Sweeney seen walking away muttering about his lost lucky coin
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man attacked by giant penis. Suspect described as white, about 6ft tall, with a shaved head
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Mon May 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever woken up with a wet pillow, it could be something more serious than a dream about Charlize Theron
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Those without basic kitchen knife skills have created a new epidemic: the "Avocado Hand." The dreaded "Mango Thumb" should be following shortly
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man sues in 'obliterated penis' case. 'Discombobulated penis' and 'defenestrated penis' cases hinge on the outcome
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeons say that women are asking to look like Ivanka Trump. No requests yet for the Donald Trump look as it's just too hard to surgically attach a wolverine to someone's head
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is being checked for testicular cancer, hopes he can take his ball and go home
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
I see your Hillary Clinton, Pennsylvania DUI suspect, and raise you Darth Vader, Memphis Surgical Tech: "Once I got through high school and the girls were digging it, I thought, 'I can use this to my advantage'"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Doctors say they can now place stents in patients remotely from a different city or room or even while having a shave or driving
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors in India get a little head
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman swallows $7,000 in cash to hide it from her husband, suffers penalty for early withdrawal
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utter) returns to DC to vote for Trumpcare, to allow states to opt out of pre-existing condition coverage, after foot surgery on 12-year-old pre-existing condition
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot brain surgeon can do complex procedures 50 times faster than humans, help arrange the funerals as early as the next day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One is the loneliest number for this dog named Eastwood, as he was the only dog left after 2,500 shelter dogs were adopted from his shelter
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Tue May 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sick of seeing things I SHOULD have posted three days ago go green. Screw your funny headline. This is pretty great. Just want to give him a big farkin hug
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One flight to Bangkok and the passengers tumble
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
These twins get everything matching, including boob jobs and butt lifts
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Sat April 29, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chance the cat apparently has at least nine lives and maybe as many as sixteen
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz taking medical leave from Congress to have a procedure done. It'll be nice for him to be able to finally have his head out of his ass
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
School administration pulls out the stops for teacher who receives brain tumor diagnosis. No, this is Fark -- you know they fired her before her operation
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Tue April 25, 2017
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man denied lung transplant by University of Utah because he had THC traces in blood dies
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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Thu April 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scalpel to Tiger Woods' back: Hello again. I've missed you. Welcome back
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thinking of moving to Australia? Here are the salaries you can expect to make
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Attending the University of Idaho isn't rocket science
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
33-year-old chain-smoking burn-out contemplating retirement
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman finds out about a "FURRY CONVENTION," figures it's a great place for her and her therapy dog
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our neighbor is an attractive woman in her 30s; my husband and I were appalled to see she sunbathes and swims nude in her backyard. My 15 year-old son saw her; I told her we could see. She laughed and still does it. What do I do?"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain surgery with a tree saw? Must be a new branch of medicine
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Thu April 06, 2017
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
Twitter sends Derrick Rose Get Well Card
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Tue April 04, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Someone spent 50K to turn Mama June into Hot Mama June
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stuffed teddy gets a new lease on life
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news for Colin Kaepernick, there may be an opening with the Seahawks very soon
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head
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Tue March 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Women are spending tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to get the "natural beauty" of Ivanka Trump. That's the joke
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Mon March 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian teenager summons his inner Steve Irwin, survives a crocodile attack, then washes his thumb
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Sun March 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second woman dies at Miami clinic after getting Brazilian butt lift
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This story has everything: A porn actress, a fake doctor, a butt implant gone bad, and Fark's favorite state
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Heart-in-a-Box' keeping donated organs alive longer. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg nod approvingly
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Adorable Trump operative Roger Stone thinks he's important enough to be targeted for assassination
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom finds kid friendly Kamasutra guide in doctors office that features unique illistrations. "There were pictures of clowns. Do kids really need to see clown sex?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women zapping their faces with radio waves instead of plastic surgery? Stay tuned
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Mon March 13, 2017
(National Center for Biotech Info)
 
 
 
Finally, medical research that really matters. "If you fart in an operating room during surgery, do you risk spreading bacteria?"
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A new clinic in Denver now offers free spay/neuter surgeries for all cats in Colorado. Yes, free - no matter whether stray, pet, feral - no restrictions. Your cat wants to move to the place where he can also smoke a bowl after his surgery on Caturday
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Thu March 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There will be a Kalil family reunion in North Carolina
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened after surgeons were told to stop prescribing so many painkillers? Go on and guess
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Wed March 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Living war crime Manuel Noriega in critical condition after doctors discover and perform surgery on his brain
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Guy who was once one of the world's heaviest men, weighing close to 1,000 pounds, can't figure out what to do with himself now that he's shed almost all of it
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you're a potential Top-10 draft pick, you probably shouldn't pull the "Do you know who I am?" routine and threaten a hospital employee in full view of NFL officials
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Top U.S. plastic surgery procedures are breast implants, eyelifts, facelifts, liposuction and nose jobs. Apparently Americans are dissatisfied with every single part of their bodies other than their ankles
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Thu March 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tomorrow Farker goes under the knife, and after a month of being wait-listed for his surgery, he's good and ready. That being said, if things go wrong, I wanted y'all ebbil bastiches to know you made a difference. And I love you drunken reprobates
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton hopes the 11th time's a charm as he once again undergoes knee surgery
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Mon February 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Modern medicine is both amazing and often useless
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Sure, Bill Paxton was in "Aliens" and "Twister." But his crowning achievement was being in this cheese-tastic '80s new wave band
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black-and-white photo shows eight-year-old Bill Paxton watching JFK speak outside hotel shortly before the president was assassinated
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass blind baby Gibbon's sight restored by Kansas veterinarians
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Game over man. Game over
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Thu February 23, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trump and his supporters, winning the war on women awaiting brain surgery
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Tue February 21, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dr. Horrible sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of sing-alongs
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man recovering from face transplant surgery pleased with result, although you'd never know it to look at him
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Thu February 16, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
And the latest MLB player to miss the entire season due to surgery ... Braves infielder Sean Rodriguez
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors prepare world's heaviest woman for dinner. Surgery. That should be surgery
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Folding your own aircraft tray table isn't exactly brain surgery
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Always forgetting your employee badge? No worries, now you can get an RFID tag implanted under your skin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Biohacker" pursues lifelong quest of becoming a human vibrator. "It was just a low hanging fruit"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man's 140-pound tumor likely started as ingrown hair
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad Brains singer to have surgery to fix his bad brain
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There will be no Hookers at the NFL Combine this year
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Day 12: Trump stops an infant from getting life-saving open heart surgery
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
JJ Watt says he's juiced and ready for his next injury
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Botox is booming among millennials - some as young as 18 thanks to the 'selfie generation'
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Fri January 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Columnist outraged because Honey Boo Boo's Mama June is getting a new reality show. Hell, he ought to be glad we didn't elect her to high office
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Thu January 26, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Happy 20th wedding anniversary, honey. Here's a kidney"
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