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Mon March 15, 2010
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(Daily Mail) Interesting Woman grows breast implants from the fat on her stomach. With 'like the hand of God' pic  (dailymail.co.uk) (393)

Sat February 20, 2010
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Old and busted: Chemotherapy. New hotness: Cut out glowing cancer cells  (physorg.com) (35)

Thu February 11, 2010
(Worcester News) Dumbass Surgeon: "You know when you've forgotten something but you just can't think what it is?" Nurse: "Yeah, I know what you mean. Shall we sew this patient up and go for a beer?"  (worcesternews.co.uk) (115)
(Abc.net.au) Stupid Doctor in trouble for using offensive language, specifically the "D-word"  (abc.net.au) (158)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Something in my eye) Sappy Baby born without a chin now has the ability, and a reason, to smile  (wfaa.com) (84)

Sat January 30, 2010
(The Sun) Scary Ever wonder why there's no "i" in "rugby"?  (thesun.co.uk) (22)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Globe and Mail) Asinine "While you are under anesthesia, a group of medical students parades into the operating room and perform gynecological exams without your knowledge." a) Bad dream b) Porn plot c) Canadian socialized medicine  (theglobeandmail.com) (292)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Daily Mail) Dumbass If the only way you can win back your ex-boyfriend is to have plastic surgery on your face to look more like Jessica Alba. Let him go babe, just let him go  (dailymail.co.uk) (151)

Tue January 26, 2010
(OC Register) Scary Radiation machine errors leading to major fallout  (taxdollars.freedomblogging.com) (63)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Daily Mail) Cool How Fark is just like the Napoleonic Royal Navy: Hundreds of men and boys struggling to breathe rank air, subsisting on beef, pork, and gallons of beer  (dailymail.co.uk) (98)

Tue January 19, 2010
(The Times of India) Scary Proctologist ordered to pay compensation for "incomplete treatment"; patient's condition eventually rectified  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (41)

Sat January 16, 2010
(io9) Unlikely The future will offer better employment possibilities. I call captain of the Enterprise. The good one, the Enterprise-E, not the other crappy ones  (io9.com) (132)

Mon January 11, 2010
(The Register) Florida Doctors in Florida set a new speed record for reversing vasectomies with a robot. If ever there was something you didn't want to be treated as a race, this is it  (theregister.co.uk) (18)

Sat January 02, 2010
(TMZ) Sad Famous NFL player, sportscaster, and florist-guy Merlin Olsen, 69, sues NBC and everyone else in world, alleging asbestos exposure leading to mesothelioma  (tmz.com) (38)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Motley Fool) Dumbass Warren Buffett, who pretty much owns the U.S. economy, called to the mat by a reporter with a third-grade understanding of finance  (fool.com) (39)

Tue December 22, 2009
(io9) Interesting Twenty science-fiction characters who really had legs  (io9.com) (39)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Yahoo) Sad Doctor who attended JFK in the Dallas ER 46 years ago, mysteriously dies of a long battle with lung cancer. Wake up, sheeple  (news.yahoo.com) (114)

Mon December 07, 2009
(Reason Magazine) Ironic "When free marketers warn that Democratic health care initiatives will make us more 'like France,' a big part of me says, 'I wish,'" says Ironic-tag-exploding editor of libertarian magazine Reason  (reason.com) (293)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Yahoo) Interesting A list of top paying US jobs. Anesthesiologist is at #1 cause everyone wants to get paid to pass gas  (finance.yahoo.com) (220)

Wed December 02, 2009
(Discover) Dumbass Staring at a virgin will make you go blind  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (75)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Detroit News) Hero Mohammed was a young boy living in Iraq when he caught the eye of a major in the National Guard. "Will you save me?" the boy said to Maj. Howell. Five months later, Howell got Mohammed a visa, a passport, and a commitment from surgeons  (detnews.com) (75)

Wed November 25, 2009
(The Sun) Scary Dundee girlfriend does what any Scotswoman would do in her place  (thescottishsun.co.uk) (128)

Mon November 23, 2009
(UPI) Obvious Doctors say rarely-performed "hemicorporectomy" procedure can add years to life of those who need it. But you'd be half the man you used to be  (upi.com) (145)
(Daily Mail) Asinine So it turns out you're not fat because you're eating too many calories, carbs or fat. It's apparently that you're not eating enough Jesus  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)

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