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Headlines matching 'surge'
Sun May 27, 2012
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(UPI) Strange Woman swallows toothbrush while brushing her teeth. Surgeons remove it before Oral B becomes Anal B  (upi.com) (67)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup American Idol champion to undergo kidney surgery. Once again, another musical career starts after being influenced by the stones  (dailymail.co.uk) (8)


Wed May 23, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Plastic surgeon has to sue his patients to find out why they weren't satisfied, after they posted why they weren't satisfied online  (wftv.com) (14)


Tue May 22, 2012
(The Sun) Sappy Woman spends over £3,000 for spinal surgery for Yoshi, her pet ferret... to give him a second chance, for the love of it  (thesun.co.uk) (41)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Surgeon, apparently listening to a baseball game, uses man's stomach to keep track of a 3 strikeout inning  (nydailynews.com) (45)


Fri May 18, 2012
(AZCentral) Obvious If you're on death row, it's kind of pointless to ask the state to pay for your expensive hip surgery  (azcentral.com) (65)


Wed May 16, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Scary "Limited availability of penis surgery is not due to risk but because there is no formal training for it..If I cut too much it'll be like that," Dr Viel says, drawing a drooping outline, "not the best for sex"  (nzherald.co.nz) (17)


Tue May 15, 2012
(WSBTV) Asinine U.S. military now running lean and mean after spending $363 million on weight loss surgery  (wsbtv.com) (44)


Mon May 14, 2012
(The Sun) Scary And this, kids, is why you should stay away from plastic surgery. Caution: Possible keyboard ruining pictures (warning: some sidebar ads may be NSFW)  (thesun.co.uk) (34)


Thu May 10, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Sad Not so sharp woman goes to hospital, promptly swallows two scalpels. When surgeon tries to remove them he accidently cut her with one of them and she bleeds to death. Ta-da  (thelocal.se) (36)
(CNN) Spiffy Twitter during brain surgery? It's almost like being there  (cnn.com) (8)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup From now on, when asked a question you don't want to answer, just give a presidential response: "My views on this are evolving.". Bonus: Biden gaffes that make Bush look like a rocket surgeon  (washingtonpost.com) (265)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Denver Post) Hero Lawyer spends 11 years proving inmate's innocence. He offers to pay for her gender-reassignment surgery. "It was a very sweet gesture on his part," she said. "But he really needs to focus on taking care of himself first"  (denverpost.com) (322)
(Daily Express) Interesting Not news: Heart surgeons discover new information on the structure of the mitral valve. News: After reading an essay written by Leonardo da Vinci 500 years ago  (express.co.uk) (22)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Italians are working on anesthesia-free brain surgery or "divorce" as we call it here in the States  (worldcrunch.com) (22)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Celebitchy) Scary Chyna's plastic surgery went rather well... if you're into the Patton Oswalt look  (celebitchy.com) (119)


Mon April 30, 2012
(MSNBC) Scary "Oh, hi doc. Whatcha doin?" "Surgery on your collapsed lung. Go back to sleep"  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (145)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary 1. Date a young female dentist. 2. Dump her for another woman. 3. Show up at her office two days later for oral surgery. 4. Mrrrmphglglh  (dailymail.co.uk) (136)


Mon April 23, 2012
(TMZ) Followup "Prostate surgery... acute urinary retention... heart attack..." "Things that are serious, things that doctors oversee, THINGS THAT APPEAR ON DICK CLARK'S DEATH CERTIFICATE"  (tmz.com) (27)


Thu April 19, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting Coca-Cola profit rises 8% in the first quarter. Dentists brace for second quarter earnings surge  (usatoday.com) (6)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Silly Hillary Clinton is featured in a new meme, so naturally Talking Points Memo does a story on the "Hillary Resurgence." Don't blame me, I voted for Keyboard Cat  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)
(CNN) Followup AOL stock surges after investors forget that, as they are trying to make money, it is best to avoid AOL. Follow-up tag barely beats Sick tag due to the first greenlight on this story  (money.cnn.com) (27)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Dick Cheney's heart plant surgery, Bob Uecker's statue juuust a bit outside of Miller Park, and a special report from Trevor McSmokingballs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/18 - 3/24  (fark.com) (10)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Dick Cheney in recovery after heart plant surgery  (washingtonpost.com) (544)
(ESPN) Interesting ♫They say that Chipper, Chipper, ♪ tore his meniscus. ♫ Now you will see, ♪ he needs surgery ♫  (espn.go.com) (37)


Fri March 23, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Things you don't want to hear someone yelling during prostate surgery: "I've lost R2"  (bbc.co.uk) (97)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Rose McGowan attempts the old "low cut dress to distract from botched facial plastic surgery" trick  (dailymail.co.uk) (98)


Thu March 08, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting New study shows that marriage can keep your heart healthier after surgery. Unless, you know, it's the marriage that put you there in the first place. Then you're pretty much screwed  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (10)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup In Georgetown Journal of Gender and Law's 2011 annual review, nonpolitical nonpartisan anonymous student Sandra Fluke wrote an article advocating that health insurers cover gender reassignment surgery  (mrctv.org) (457)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Not News: Couple spend £10,000 on cosmetic surgery. Fark: For their dog  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun March 04, 2012
(ESPN) Sad Brewers right fielder Corey Hart needs surgery, sunglasses at night  (espn.go.com) (37)


Thu March 01, 2012
(BBC) Scary Things not to set on fire in surgery... #1: The patient  (bbc.co.uk) (63)


Mon February 27, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Relatives of a Titanic surgeon demand that the final letter he wrote from the ship be returned to them, along with any nude Kate Winslet drawings  (msnbc.msn.com) (12)
(The Sun) Spiffy Woman earns World record for most cosmetic surgery procedures, is still hittable (w/pics)  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (128)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Sick Eight-year-old girl tries to put on happy face when Mom buys her £8,000 of cosmetic surgery vouchers for her birthday  (mirror.co.uk) (173)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Washington Times) Silly Wife says Santorum surge is the will of God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God  (washingtontimes.com) (111)
(Yahoo) Silly New York man grows six inches through painful surgery, opting to forego the traditional method of "Sofia Vergara bikini pics"  (news.yahoo.com) (86)


Tue February 21, 2012
(LA Times) Stupid "Plastic surgery does make you look younger, study finds." Obvious tag hands Asinine and Stupid tag a needle of Botox, with eventual result of Sad or Scary  (latimes.com) (33)


Thu February 16, 2012
(NPR) Obvious New survey finds that 614,000 cosmetic surgeries were performed on 307,000 residents of Southern California  (npr.org) (9)


Sun February 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Stupid "He says too many Americans lean on taxpayers, yet depends on a federal subsidy called the earned-income tax credit. He signed up his 3 kids to eat free meals at federal expense. And Medicare paid for his mom's hip surgery twice"  (nytimes.com) (318)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Sports Illustrated) Sad Peyton Manning has made a complete and full recovery from neck surgery, except for that pesky "unable to throw a football" issue,  (tracking.si.com) (26)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com) (154)


Tue February 07, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)
(Washington Times) Unlikely Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota  (washingtontimes.com) (21)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com) (320)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick 1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die"  (huffingtonpost.com) (122)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Boston.com) Obvious Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com) (71)

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