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Headlines matching 'super'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(io9) Amusing 10 perfectly logical reasons Superman's a dick  (io9.com) (13)


Sun May 27, 2012
(YouTube) Video In honor of Vincent Price's birthday, here is part of a super rare movie he was in. Can any of you imagine Price being a roller coaster freak in real life?  (youtube.com) (19)
(Mental Floss) Hero How to be #1 SUPER-PATRIOT. USA USA USA USA  (mentalfloss.com) (131)
(NPR) Obvious Right now, more than 80 percent of the money raised by superPACs has gone to pro-GOP groups. And, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, 80 percent of all the money raised by these groups has come from just 100 individuals  (npr.org) (126)


Thu May 24, 2012
(My Fox Boston) Spiffy Kid refuses to wear hearing aid because "Superheroes don't", so Marvel creates one for him  (myfoxboston.com) (200)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Nature) Fail Russia, Japan, Europe, India and World Superpower Canada are together aiming to establish permanent bases on the Moon. NASA, um, isn't  (blogs.nature.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Interesting Cory Booker: Mayor, superhero, part-time Hasidic Jew. Wait, what?  (jewishpress.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Misc Super hot Olympic hurdler can't find a boyfriend because she's a virgin..submitter too busy staring at pics to think up witty headline..PICS I said..glorious glorious pics  (dailymail.co.uk) (264)
(KTLA) Spiffy Today's Hack: Turn a supersoaker into a shotgun  (ktla.com) (77)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly DC Comics introduces "Superman Family Adventures," starring Clark, Lois, Jimmy, Zod, Fuzzy the Krypto Mouse, and the rest of the gang  (dccomics.com) (27)


Mon May 21, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Thanks to Stephen Colbert, there are now hundreds of college kids with their own SuperPACs, advocating things like Time Travel Research, cat photos, and, of course, Zoidberg  (money.cnn.com) (87)
(Politico) Ironic Even Mitt Romney's mighty super PAC has fallen on hard economic times. Well, relatively speaking  (politico.com) (15)
(SFGate) Scary Two words that should never go together, especially from your doctor: Gonorrhea Superbug  (blog.sfgate.com) (44)
(Fark) Survey I can always get ketchup to come right out of the bottle. What pointless superpower(s) do you have?  (fark.com) (434)
(Politico) Ironic Stephen Colbert's 'Super Fun PAC' gag is no joke when it comes to making him money  (politico.com) (60)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool The Polish supercar that's the closest thing you'll drive to the Batmobile  (mirror.co.uk) (45)


Sat May 19, 2012
(SLTrib) Obvious Suddenly Republicans care about SuperPACs and secrecy. Funny how that works  (sltrib.com) (81)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Discover) Scary The nearest star to Earth that can go supernova is a binary with a white dwarf. Why so Sirius?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)
(Scientific American) Spiffy Wiley coyotes are the new super geniuses  (scientificamerican.com) (27)
(Washington Post) Obvious Republican committee, many of whose members live hundreds of miles from DC, hold meeting to discuss DC abortion rights. Bonus: Do not allow DC's only (non-voting) representative to speak. Super bonus: She's a woman  (washingtonpost.com) (154)


Thu May 17, 2012
(NFL) Obvious Lawrence Taylor selling his '91 Super Bowl ring after running into "legal and financial" problems, which is media talk for bad coke habits, banging underage prostitutes and the ensuing legal fees that result  (nfl.com) (36)
(Mother Jones) Interesting 21-year-old college student builds his own super-PAC from scratch and uses it to tip the scales in a Kentucky primary because it's all about Liberty for All  (motherjones.com) (96)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick Tony Stark to face off against classic Marvel supervillain for Iron Man 3. Nah, just kidding, it's one of those mid-'90s hair guys everyone tried to forget  (badassdigest.com) (113)


Tue May 15, 2012
(My San Antonio) Asinine Times sure have changed when an egg fight between neighbors ends up in the death of a high school superstar athlete  (mysanantonio.com) (17)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Huffington Post) Scary Buffalo rampages through house, streets and kindergarten. Still can't win Super Bowl  (huffingtonpost.com) (34)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Super hot school secretary got violated by 16 year old student (with you would hit that like...like....)  (ksl.com) (149)
(AZCentral) Interesting Jersey Shore's JWoww attacks Bristol Palin for attacking Barack Obama on gay marriage. This is why we're a superpower, people  (azcentral.com) (82)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Friday night fights Bellator 68 / Legacy Fighting Championship 11 / The Ultimate Fighter: Live / etc. discussion super-combo thread. First fights start at 7pm eastern  (bellator.com) (115)
(Mother Jones) Interesting This week in dark money: George Soros cuts some big checks, a super-PAC showdown in the Hoosier state, plus other news from the cold murky world of dark campaign cash  (motherjones.com) (28)
(Google) Photoshop Assemble a team of superheroes for a rip-off movie of The Avengers  (google.com) (29)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Gamma Squad) Cool The Amazing Spider-Man is releasing "super previews" now  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (57)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Senator Claire McCaskil (D-Missouri) gets offered money by Stephen Colbert's SuperPAC during interview, turns it down  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (20)
(ESPN) Asinine Cris Carter admits he used to put bounties on players who were trying to injure him, which means the Saints are to be awarded three Super Bowls and Jonathan Vilma is automatically President  (espn.go.com) (177)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Discover) Amusing Looks like the Supermoon is all done with Venus. Venus  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (18)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Cool If the awesome pizza and superior hot dogs didn't convince you to come check out Chicago, perhaps this will  (chicagotribune.com) (160)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Why it sucks to be Ant Man (besides the assumptions about your penis size)  (cracked.com) (31)
(Some Guy) Interesting No longer news: cloned baby goat is a super-adorable terrifying monster of science. News: was cloned using $37 worth of ordinary lab hardware  (grist.org) (20)
(WTKR) Sick Five dogs poisoned by antifreeze-coated fish tossed into their backyard. Fark: For the second time. Super sad: Two of them need $10,000 of dialysis to keep them alive and the owner can't afford it  (wtkr.com) (324)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary Man upset to learn that he didn't receive any superpowers after getting bit by rabid bat  (ajc.com) (84)
(Some Guy) Ironic Beloved by fans of all ages, Train discovers formula for American musical success. "They take a lot of time to say the same thing...over and over and over again. They're super afraid to offend anyone"  (wesleyanargus.com) (75)
(BBC) Silly Woman gives herself a new name....well, actually 161 new names. Still no match for Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash  (bbc.co.uk) (38)
(Some Guy) Misc Let's assemble the five worst superhero movies of all time. List fails without your pick to the right  (theindychannel.com) (148)
(Daily Mail) Silly Legion of Doom has moved their modernized Hall of Doom to Dubai. Suck it Super Friends  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)
(Short List) Spiffy The new Spider-Man trailer confirms that it will definitely be the summer's third best superhero film  (shortlist.com) (101)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Roger Ebert) Obvious Roger Ebert on The Avengers: "The Westminster Dog Show of Superheroes"  (rogerebert.com) (58)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Discover) Interesting Supermoon this weekend means supernothing. Supersorry, superpeople   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (41)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Mancave Daily) Fail 5 card-carrying Avengers who are an embarrassment to superheroes everywhere   (mancavedaily.newyork.cbslocal.com) (65)
(Fox News) Interesting Supermoon Alert With unhelpful picture of what a "Supermoon" doesn't look like  (foxnews.com) (35)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Yeah, right: A video game based on a superhero movie that doesn't suck. Fark: A Facebook video game based on a superhero movie that doesn't suck  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Yo, dawg. We heard you don't like super PACs, so we made a super PAC that targets other super PACs  (huffingtonpost.com) (70)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Fark) Interesting Subbette honestly wants to know who Farkers think the strongest Fictional character is and why. Is Goku stronger than Superman? Is Doctor Who better than the Green Lantern? Discuss  (fark.com) (366)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some crafty brewer) Obvious MIT researchers invent new water-repellent "super glass". Which is why American light beers will no longer be available in bottles  (ibtimes.com) (32)
(Huffington Post) Strange Wat Rong Khun, a Buddhist temple under construction is poised to become one of the most stunningly beautiful in the world, rich with symbolism derived from Buddhist and Hindu traditions, including: Superman, Batman, and Neo from The Matrix  (huffingtonpost.com) (58)


Thu April 26, 2012
(ABC) Amusing Colbert SuperPAC is out-raising that other joke candidate  (abcnews.go.com) (38)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Krypton Radio) Cool The Silver Scorpion is a first of its kind animated web series featuring the world's first disabled cross-cultural superhero  (kryptonradio.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Sick It's not bullying when teachers do it, right? Bonus: autism. Super secret bonus: audio  (shine.yahoo.com) (273)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious 25% of Americans are less likely to vote because of SuperPACs, thus achieving the goal of SuperPACs   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Deadspin) Interesting MLB fans, Tiger Stadium also just turned 100 years old (with simultaneously creepy/cool/sad/awesome pic of its current state with a ghosted-out photo superimposed on it)  (deadspin.com) (38)
(With Leather) Interesting Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA  (withleather.uproxx.com) (lots)
(Telegraph) Video Dean Potter walks a 130-foot slackline 6,000 feet above windy Chinese gorge--without safety net, harness, or BASE rig--and it's all captured on testicle-shrivelling video. Suck it, Super Bowl slackline dancer  (telegraph.co.uk) (27)
(CNBC) Obvious I am shocked -- SHOCKED -- to learn that more than half of all the money given to Super PACs in this election cycle has come from just 46 people  (cnbc.com) (44)


Sun April 22, 2012
(SlashFilm) Unlikely The "Lobo" character works on the page precisely because of the way in which he satirized the serious superhero trends of the mid to late '80s. Will the film studios have the balls to use him in a similar manner?  (slashfilm.com) (108)
(Cracked) Hero Six nobodies who turned into superheroes and blew dust in your eyes  (cracked.com) (51)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Coolest photos you'll see of a one-off, porcelein-bodied Bugatti supercar parked casually on a Paris street you'll ever see. Try not to drool. Or wish for a hammer  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)
(The Sun) Spiffy 31-year-old hottie: "Tourettes turned me into a mother farking superhero" (w/pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (167)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Topless Robot) Cool Ten Marvel comics supervillains who overcame their evilness and became superheroes. Naturally, we have Hawkeye because of The Avengers movie coming out  (toplessrobot.com) (33)


Wed April 18, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Mysterious cosmic rays leave scientists in the dark, superpowered  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Hundreds of Michigan residents score "Super Drunk" in new game sponsored by police. Former Miss USA's 0.20 is barely enough to qualify, with top scores in the 0.33 to 0.43 range  (policeone.com) (72)
(Fark) Amusing Official Tuesday Morning discussion thread of super fun excitement and wonder  (fark.com) (298)
(Reuters) Followup Original $402 check that purchased the rights to Superman flies off the auction block for $160,000  (reuters.com) (11)


Mon April 16, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting Eli Manning to follow in his brother's footsteps once again when he hosts Saturday Night Live, will wind up hosting twice and finally be regarded as the superior host  (seattlepi.com) (77)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS SuperPac (the "G" stands for "grassroots") is actually 90% funded by two dozen donors, a couple of whom have given as much as $10,000,000 each  (huffingtonpost.com) (85)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Some Scientist) Cool Australian scientists invent true random numbers by splitting beam of light into two beams, measuring the power in each beam, then converting fluctuations into super-fast random number generator. Where's my flux capacitor?  (scientificcomputing.com) (99)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Apparently supermarkets haven't thought their cunning plan to save money by firing cashiers and replacing them with self-scanning stations all the way through  (news.yahoo.com) (171)


Tue April 10, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Stupid According to Federal Election Commission records, Oliver Urface has joined joined Pat Magroin and Ibin Yerkinoff as donors to Stephen Colbert's Super PAC  (thesmokinggun.com) (101)


Sun April 08, 2012
(Springfield Republican) Interesting Two candidates in Massachusetts have solved the super PAC problem  (masslive.com) (87)
(YouTube) Cool If Titanic 3D doesn't do it for you, I guarantee that Titanic Super 3D will  (youtube.com) (27)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Politico) Fail Eric Cantor manages to piss off House Republicans after it was revealed he donated money to a Super PAC focused on ousting the Republican incumbents  (politico.com) (113)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Mercury News) Fail At some point when you tattoo White Power on your forehead, you must realize that sooner or later you'll find yourself serving a life sentence in supermax. Maybe that's why you're smiling so  (mercurynews.com) (92)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Colbert Report wins Peabody award for super PAC segments. You can't explain that  (chicagotribune.com) (22)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Mental Floss) Cool Google is trying to turn us into half-man/half-computer super machines that resemble an early-90s Arnold Schwarzenegger (video)  (mentalfloss.com) (80)


Tue April 03, 2012
(TMZ) Obvious WWE Superstar Randy Orton flushed from the cast of the upcoming Marine flick thanks to his discharge  (tmz.com) (62)
(CSMonitor) Interesting Researchers find another thing supermassive black holes and your mom have in common  (csmonitor.com) (6)


Mon April 02, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Followup Remember the Swedish woman (and her twin) that developed super powers, played in traffic on the M-6, and killed a man in cold blood? Well guess who recently was released from prison  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (70)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Federal Court throws out FEC rules that allowed super-PAC donors to remain anonymous. At least now we'll get to learn the names of our government's owners  (huffingtonpost.com) (119)
(Duluth News Tribune) Obvious Jesus Christ, you're not going to escape the police by wading across Lake Superior  (duluthnewstribune.com) (32)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Courier Mail) Interesting Cool: Hollywood is auctioning off a costumer worn by Christopher Reeve in a Superman movie. Sad: It was "Superman IV"  (couriermail.com.au) (47)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Hero The new Superman logo, brought to you by Nike. Once you see it, you can't unsee it  (aintitcool.com) (224)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Guardian) Scary World's biggest superpower set to unveil sweeping new laws authorizing surveillance, torture, and long-term secret detention without trial for citizens accused of terrorism  (guardian.co.uk) (47)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Discover) Cool Amateur astronomer tries to take a photo of Mars and a passing satellite, ends up capturing the birth of a supernova (w/pic)  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (47)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Obvious Super awesome undercover hard-hitting report find that if you're dumb enough to file your taxes from your iPhone, you could end up a victim of fraud  (abc2news.com) (9)
(Cracked) Fail Five creepy modern parenting fads: Want to worship your child as part of the coming of a new, superior race? Maybe you'd prefer to "train up" your less-than-one year old baby with a tree branch? Truly something for everyone  (cracked.com) (145)
(TMZ) Followup Gallagher suffers heart attack four days after being released from the hospital after suffering a heart attack. He'll head off to that great big champagne supernova in the sky any time now  (tmz.com) (77)


Sat March 24, 2012
(CBC) Cool Live: Canada's Official Opposition is holding a leadership convention, and a series of high-stakes ballots are ahead to select its new leader (American readers: this is like Super Tuesday combined with a brokered convention, all on one day)  (cbc.ca) (212)
(JSOnline) Obvious MLB team in a small market set to welcome 3 million fans for the season. Ownership to pay for talent. In other news this is happening in Milwaukee. FARK: Team owner will profit. SuperFark: It might work  (jsonline.com) (51)
(Guardian) Cool UK supermarkets try to choke the hot chicken tax  (guardian.co.uk) (20)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Followup As more and more schools and supermarket reject pink slime beef, it could be the worst thing to ever happen to cattle  (mnn.com) (242)
(CNBC) Obvious General Mills' Wheaties dying a slow death in cereal marketplace, thanks to sports superstars like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan no longer getting the eaties for their Wheaties  (cnbc.com) (46)


Wed March 21, 2012
(USA Today) Stupid Payday lenders are responsible for more than a quarter million dollars of Mitt Romney's Super PAC contributions. Hope he read the fine print on those rates  (usatoday.com) (93)
(The Register) Spiffy NASA scientists: "Now we understand what's required to explode a supernova." In other news, NASA budget hearings just got a LOT more interesting  (theregister.co.uk) (34)


Mon March 19, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious For some inexplicable reason, earlier today Vegas moved the Donkos from 70-1 odds to win the Super Bowl to 10-1. Can't imagine why that happened *wink*  (latimes.com) (81)
(Rolling Stone) Scary Seriously how are we not wielding pitchforks and torches and setting up guillotines for these super villains?  (rollingstone.com) (119)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Some Guy With Friggin' Lasers) Dumbass Wear 2 pairs of glasses (one with friggin' lasers), 3 or 4 "man purses", Superman socks, demand to to see the pilot, and everyone on the plane gets all bent out of shape. Jeesh, what's the world coming to these days  (dfw.cbslocal.com) (61)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Interesting Nuclear scientists are using native frogs to thwart hospital superbugs. No, this isn't the plot of a SyFy Original Movie  (smh.com.au) (20)
(ESPN) Followup Manning enticed by team one fumble away from Super Bowl berth  (espn.go.com) (110)


Thu March 15, 2012
(NFL) Stupid DeSean Jackson guarantees a Super Bowl win in the next five years. Upon hearing the news, Andy Reid used a timeout and called a long pass on 3rd and inches  (nfl.com) (70)


Wed March 14, 2012
(NBA) Dumbass Derrick Rose criticizes NBA officials: "I've got to be the only superstar in the league that's going through what I'm going through right now." NBA officials to Derrick Rose: That will be $25,000  (nba.com) (85)


Tue March 13, 2012
(SFGate) Obvious Gay SuperPAC forms in SF. Insert your own joke here because subby isn't touching it  (blog.sfgate.com) (29)
(The New York Times) Amusing Unit Romney experiencing a 4.3% decrease in serotonin levels as a result of the New England Patriots American Football Club of the National Football League being defeated at the 2012 Super Bowl  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (24)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting Researchers develop "super aspirin" that is so powerful it can shrink tumors, take on multiple cancers, and even make your wife horny again  (telegraph.co.uk) (19)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Multibillionaire backer of multimillionaire Romney believes the super-wealthy have too little influence on politics in America. o_0  (huffingtonpost.com) (104)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Toad) Cool Ever wonder what the Super Mario 3 Airships would look like in Lego? Well wonder no more  (vonbrunk.tumblr.com) (10)
(Think Progress) Stupid Super PAC run by former Rep. Dick Armey (R-TX) running ads against Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) for voting to raise the debt ceiling, something Armey did five times when he was in office  (thinkprogress.org) (28)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Reno 911" creators to make movie based on real-life theft of Superman comic from Nicolas Cage. Your argument is invalid  (collider.com) (47)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Politico) Amusing Mitt Romney, you have pandered to every white guy in America for his vote and almost won a decisive victory on Super Tuesday, what are you gonna do next? "I'm going to Praiseland"  (politico.com) (82)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Politico) Obvious Super Tuesday decided exactly nothing in the GOP presidential race. This is my shocked face, o_O  (politico.com) (192)
(CNN) Interesting CNN asks "Is Canada the next world superpower?". Magic 8 ball replies: "Outcome seems unlikely, eh?"  (outfront.blogs.cnn.com) (111)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Obama to Romney on Super Tuesday: "Good luck tonight... Really"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (158)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (1701)


Mon March 05, 2012
(The Hill) Interesting Super Tuesday polling: Upperclasstwitville pulls ahead of Crazytown 38-32  (thehill.com) (20)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting So just who are the biggest donors to the Super PACs? You might be surprised  (thedailybeast.com) (21)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Protesters crash Chicago's 175th birthday celebration. Chances are, they were people trying to get Chicagoans to embrace the deliciousness that is the superior New York Style pizza  (suntimes.com) (149)


Sun March 04, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing Jake Lloyd says he will never act again after his role in The Phantom Menace, just like subby is never going to sleep with a supermodel again  (thesun.co.uk) (175)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Man rescued from crevasse in Arizona's Superstition mountains. If only he listened to that old superstition about not putting your parachute on backwards  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)
(YouTube) Amusing This is how Chuck Norris would play Super Mario Bros  (youtube.com) (25)


Wed February 29, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Only Mal can rescue Clark Kent. Or is it... Only the Green Lantern can rescue Joe Hackett? Or maybe... Only Lex Luthor can save Capt. Hammer and Superman?  (youtube.com) (11)
(truTV) Scary You didn't really think the bird flu threat was going to go away without appointing a new superflu to take its place, did you?  (blog.trutv.com) (36)
(NPR) Interesting Scientists discover giant bug, long thought extinct, on supervillian's island lair  (npr.org) (128)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc Five unanswered questions about The Avengers Super Bowl trailer. Sadly, none are "Will Scarlett Johansson be nude?"  (comicbook.com) (59)
(WTOP) Interesting Just in time for $5 gas, a growing number of people are becoming "super commuters"  (wtop.com) (177)


Sun February 26, 2012
(The Raw Story) Fail 'Super Sherpa' warns that climate change may make it impossible to climb Mount Everest  (rawstory.com) (186)
(Google) Silly What's the shiattiest job you've ever held? Bonus question: Ever pulled a "super quit" at work?  (google.com) (551)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Washington Times) Spiffy Expected: Man sues AT&T over limited 'Unlimited data' on iPhone, Unexpected: Wins judgement against AT&T in Superior Court  (washingtontimes.com) (65)
(Daily Mail) Cool Alien creates amazing "crop circles" in the snow, some of which take five hours of super-human work. Whoops. Subby meant to say "artist" and "five hours of stomping while wearing a PS once it gets hard and boring"  (dailymail.co.uk) (27)
(GalleristNY) Cool Want a nice luxury car custom designed by top artists and with a back seat that can fit a bunch of supermodels? For just $150k, the Maybach from 'Otis' could be yours  (galleristny.com) (12)
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Bill Maher donates $1 million to Obama Super-PAC. Which brings their total donations to a whopping $1,058,815. Ooo...look at the GOP shaking in their boots...with laughter  (thedailybeast.com) (200)
(Fox News) Followup About that super-deadly end-of-the-world bird flu virus? Yeah...after further review, maybe not so much  (foxnews.com) (21)
(Slate) Interesting Everything you need to know about the Super PACs in one handy chart. This is bad news...for everyone not named Romney  (slate.com) (13)


Thu February 23, 2012
(G4TV) Amusing The Justice League? Pitiful. Meet the new superheroes of tomorrow  (g4tv.com) (57)
(The Union Leader) Amusing I know the guy in the top pic is a super villain, I just can't remember which one  (unionleader.com) (66)
(TMZ) Followup Weird Al Yankovic: "I would DEFINITELY do the Super Bowl Halftime Show." Make it happen, NFL  (tmz.com) (133)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Weekly World News) Amusing With just 13 days until Super Tuesday, Rick Santorum picks up the all important planet Zeeba endorsement. With pic of what an alien endorsing Rick Santorum may look like  (weeklyworldnews.com) (59)
(Fox News) Sad Actor who played Chief Grady in Super Troopers in critical condition after shooting himself in the head in failed suicide attempt  (foxnews.com) (182)
(io9) Cool Photographer refuses to reveal how her baby is Superman  (io9.com) (48)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Slate) Interesting Justice Ginsburg on SuperPACs: "Montana got it right, and that's really saying something"  (slate.com) (171)
(Gamma Squad) Interesting Billionaire playboy philanthropist Robert Downey Jr almost played a billionaire playboy misanthropist in McG's Superman reboot  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (59)
(io9) Spiffy Transformers engagement ring, to propose to your fake, imaginary supermodel wife that lives with you in your mom's basement  (io9.com) (33)
(NPR) Scary New antibiotic-resistant superbug infecting humans across the globe is coming from pork. Delicious, tasty, pork. Isn't this how that Contagion movie started?  (npr.org) (90)
(YouTube) Video Thomas the Tank Engine + Transformers + Super 8 = THIS  (youtube.com) (23)
(The New York Times) Obvious Ric Romero leaves KABC in Los Angeles and takes a new position at the New York Times...which is the only explanation for the NYT publishing articles that "expose" that Super PACs bring in big money  (nytimes.com) (9)
(MSNBC) Asinine Iran threatens pre-emptive strike if tensions do not ease. What sort of savage, barbaric, war-mongering super villain would attack another country pre-emptively? We really need to ... oh, wait  (msnbc.msn.com) (174)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Cool Swedish supermodel slams a few shots of Jägermeister and joins in on the naked luge race. Yes sir, there are pics  (thelocal.se) (109)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Street cleaner finds super-expensive Rolex. He does the honorable thing. And sometimes, karma's a goddess  (dailymail.co.uk) (105)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Head of Santorum SuperPAC: "In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (496)
(Daily Mail) Sad Who hasn't had the dream where you are at school and you get strip searched by the school and they reveal your Superman undies to the entire class? It's not always a dream  (dailymail.co.uk) (125)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass The latest superstar athlete to go broke is  (thepostgame.com) (77)
(BBC) Sad Two Colombian priests hire hitmen to kill them because they were gay and one had AIDS, so now they're going to suicide/murder/homosexual Superhell™  (bbc.co.uk) (92)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Boing Boing) Spiffy Super Mario villains recruitment posters  (boingboing.net) (37)
(ESPN) Obvious Mountain West and Conference USA to form a new super-conference, creating a Voltron of mediocrity  (espn.go.com) (68)
(Slate) Ironic Apparently, it's good for democracy that billionaires can buy the president with a few million dollar super PAC contributions  (slate.com) (57)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Yahoo) Stupid I've seen some trolling in my time but when a Yahoo Movie columnist writes that the Star Wars prequels are superior to the original trilogy well that's, that's just his opinion man  (movies.yahoo.com) (127)
(CBC) Cool It's Hockey Day In Canada. For Americans: it's like the Super Bowl, but with 9 hours of hockey instead of 9 hours of pre-game shows  (cbc.ca) (97)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Paul and Storm request your help to petition the NFL to have Weird Al Yankovic perform the SuperBowl Halftime show next year  (change.org) (153)
(Deadspin) Scary During the Super Bowl did you notice the new retractable roof at Lucas Oil Stadium? How about the gigantic scoreboard? How about the sniper's nest above the end zone? Wait ... what?  (deadspin.com) (199)
(KABC-7) Strange Authorities announce Madonna stalker walked away from mental hospital a week ago. Still probably couldn't afford Superbowl tickets  (abclocal.go.com) (4)
(Topless Robot) Silly The thirty best retellings of Superman's origins. If only there were a color of Kryptonite that could make Superman less boring  (toplessrobot.com) (23)


Thu February 09, 2012
(New York Daily News) Sappy If you fumbled getting your camera back from a fellow Giants fan taking your picture at the Superbowl you might want to click this link  (nydailynews.com) (24)


Wed February 08, 2012
(STLToday) Misc Why XXXXX mothers are superior. Never has there been a more misleading headline  (stltoday.com) (77)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)
(Some Guy) Sick If you ever wanted the pleasure of having the measles AND you were at the Super Bowl village last Friday, I have some good news for you  (fox59.com) (58)
(WXYZ Detroit) Scary Old & busted: drunk driving. New hotness: SUPER DRUNK DRIVING  (wxyz.com) (98)


Tue February 07, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Our friends in Taiwan pretty much nailed the entire Superbowl. Including the Halftime show  (youtube.com) (32)
(CNN) Amusing 1,721 megapixel image of Lucas Oil Stadium during the Super Bowl. Share your observations   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (174)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Consumer officials warn about online dating scams. Wait, you mean she isn't a Canadian supermodel who loves World of Warcraft?  (wrcbtv.com) (112)
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)
(WMAL.com) Amusing Where Right Meets (Far Far) Left - Tucker Carlson Describes His Super Bowl Sunday Dinner With The Weather Underground  (wmal.com) (98)
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)
(Forbes) Interesting How the internet ruined the Super Bowl  (forbes.com) (43)
(CNN) Interesting Headline is all like "OMG, Zuckerberg to pay $1 billion tax bill", the article was all "but he's super smart and Facebook is getting half a billion refund from last year and stock options shiat to pay that bill"  (money.cnn.com) (13)
(Politico) Asinine So just how bad was Pete Hoekstra's "yellow menace" Superbowl ad? Let's put it this way: John Pinnette's famous impression of a Chinese buffet owner was probably more culturally sensitive  (politico.com) (98)
(Fox News) Obvious The Flip-Flopper in Chief: "I am against Super PACs and the influence of big, anonymous money in elections, unless they're all for me"  (foxnews.com) (241)
(Some Guy) Cool Maria Menounos lost a Superbowl bet. Who won? Everyone who clicks the link  (thebiglead.com) (115)
(Salon) Stupid Turdblossom "offended" by Eastwood's Super Bowl Chrysler ad  (salon.com) (172)


Mon February 06, 2012
(HitFix) Interesting Superbowl XLVI becomes the most watched show in U.S. TV history with 111.3 million viewers. Suck it Superbowl XLV  (hitfix.com) (46)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Stupid Off-screen voice: Chad Ochocinco, your team just lost the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next? Chad: I'm going to the Hamilton County Courthouse  (news.cincinnati.com) (40)
(Omaha World Herald) Spiffy Adding insult to injury, Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad aired in only one market: Super Bowl loser Danny Woodhead's hometown of North Platte, NE  (omaha.com) (24)
(Bleacher Report) Cool Have too many limes left over from your Super Bowl party? Save them for Monday Night RAW, tonight at 9pm EST  (bleacherreport.com) (2283)
(Omaha World Herald) Followup Average Super Bowl viewer spent $63 on game related merchandise, apparel and food ... easily coming in ahead of those at Lucas Oil Stadium who paid $6,300 for the same thing  (omaha.com) (52)
(Yahoo) Amusing Post-Superbowl article reads like a dime store romance novel  (sports.yahoo.com) (25)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The internet is now the second most common way of beginning a relationship, usually with a supermodel or a rich philanthropist with a yacht  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)
(Bitten and Bound) Amusing So far Doritos is leading the pack as this year's favorite Super Bowl ad. Not find behind are Bud Light, M&M's and Skechers. Is America getting it right? (top 5 clips)  (bittenandbound.com) (145)
(CBS News) Obvious Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com) (53)
(Uproxx) Dumbass M.I.A. flipped America off during Madonna's 2012 Super Bowl halftime show, just as the Mayans predicted she would  (uproxx.com) (250)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The worst Super Bowl halftimes ever (w/ mind-numbing video)  (popwatch.ew.com) (122)
(ESPN) Cool CAN the Giants shock the world again? WILL the Patriots avenge their defeat from four years ago? HOW MANY FARKers will succumb to alcohol poisoning this year? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVI Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST on NBC)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(ESPN) Interesting The Giants official website congratulates the Giants on winning the Super Bowl, before the game is played  (espn.go.com) (48)
(BareFoot MusicNews) Video Monte Pittman on his Super Bowl Guitar, Like a Virgin, It's, practically, unplucked  (barefootmusicnews.com) (31)
(Deadspin) Fail Patriots' Tiquan Underwood enters the Super Bowl trivia book as the only player to be released the night before the game  (deadspin.com) (65)
(LA Times) Interesting What to do if you are one of the lucky jerks going to the Super Bowl  (latimes.com) (55)
(Some Guy) PSA NBC/Universal's detailed TV schedule for Super Bowl Sunday. Or, "when to make a beer run." (hint: "Nick Cannon hosts stars of NBC shows and Universal films on the red carpet")  (channelguidemagblog.com) (26)
(Gawker) Unlikely Things to do other than watch the Super Bowl. List fails without the most obvious choice  (gawker.com) (77)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Porcupine picks the winner of the Super Bowl, ensuring Tom Brady isn't the only big prick associated with the game  (mnn.com) (17)
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)
(New York Daily News) Hero Whatever: some writer proposes a headliner for the next Super Bowl halftime show. Fark: it's the one artist we all could agree on  (nydailynews.com) (92)


Sat February 04, 2012
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing This is what 1980s Ferris thinks of 2012 Ferris' Honda Super Bowl commercial  (iheartchaos.com) (38)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail "You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter" -- "No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar"  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)
(ESPN) Cool Perry Farrell FINALLY weighs in on the Super Bowl  (espn.go.com) (20)
(WTSP) Spiffy Betting on any Super Bowl props this year? LGT article with insane list of this year's prop bets  (wtsp.com) (70)
(TorrentFreak) Followup Just in time for the Super Bowl, a bunch of those sports streaming websites shut down by the Feds are back online with new domain names  (torrentfreak.com) (83)
(Time) Interesting There may be too many people for Earth, but not for Super Earth  (time.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Amusing When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com) (110)
(Fox Sports) Scary After Super Bowl sound check, Madonna now in great shape, ready to play on NY Giants' special teams  (msn.foxsports.com) (39)
(Fox News) Interesting Indiana lawmakers pass last-minute legislation making it more difficult for thousands of men to find hookers for the Super Bowl  (foxnews.com) (36)
(Popoholic) Video Adriana Lima featured in an onslaught of Super Bowl 2012 commercials  (popoholic.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Salon) Strange The Super Bowl is not a job creator. Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides... Wait, what the hell am I looking at?  (salon.com) (45)
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(Daily Kos) Obvious 83% of the near $18 million raised by Romney's SuperPAC was generated by just 58 donors  (dailykos.com) (153)
(Big 1059) Stupid The Superbowl is Sunday, so here's the annual "The stress of the game could kill you" article  (big1059.com) (45)
(Fox News) Followup Kelly Clarkson confirmed to sing the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl. In long awaited reunion, Justin Guarini will sweep off the stage when Kelly is done  (foxnews.com) (45)
(Fox News) Fail Obama: Look, Taliban. I'm a tough war president. I'll negotiate an end to war, but I'm no pushover. Taliban: Okay. Do us a favor first and release these top five leaders from Gitmo. You know, as a gesture. Obama: Super-dooper, guys  (foxnews.com) (72)
(Gizmodo) Cool Well, Supernerds, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Literally. How will you top this?  (gizmodo.com) (79)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Salon) Dumbass You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?  (salon.com) (125)
(Huffington Post) Obvious The Super Bowl is almost here, so here's Huffington Post to rain on your parade by telling you that your gametime snacks are going to kill you  (huffingtonpost.com) (23)
(New Scientist) Spiffy This super slow motion video of how great tits move comes with a bonus -- a porn music soundtrack  (newscientist.com) (249)
(Pravda) Interesting Americans about to create super weapon of the future - railgun. Russia surrenders  (english.pravda.ru) (96)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Starpulse) Silly Madonna says she's going to keep all her clothes on during the Super Bowl halftime show, so at least it will be an original performance  (starpulse.com) (63)
(My Fox DC) Strange John thought he could casually walk into the supermarket, pour bleach on the chicken and pork, and slip out without anyone noticing. But something - SOMETHING - made him stand out (w/ mugshot goodness)  (myfoxdc.com) (121)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Not news: Super Bowl stadiums. Fark: made of meat  (blogs.westword.com) (16)
(Politico) Amusing No joke: Stephen Colbert's super PAC raises serious cash during late 2011  (politico.com) (69)
(Daily Mail) Followup About that female douchebag who dumped her cancer boyfriend and took the Super Bowl tickets? Yeah about that. Pro tip guys: You have to meet a woman more than once to consider yourself in a relationship  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Can a woman be a douchebag? This is important, because I'd hate to use the wrong word to refer to the woman who dumped her boyfriend when she found out he had bladder cancer, but still wanted to take his Super Bowl tickets  (news.yahoo.com) (168)
(Celebslam) Interesting "Supermodel bikini butt lotioner" might be the best job in the world (w/ photographic evidence of course)  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (74)
(Adweek) Amusing Honda's full Super Bowl ad revealed. Ferris Bueller, you're still my hero  (adweek.com) (81)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Supermarket IDs woman buying pack of spoons, because spoons can be used to shoot heroin. With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Sun January 29, 2012
(YouTube) Video It's Super Bowl Week. Any chance this year's game will measure up to this?  (youtube.com) (116)

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