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253 headlines found matching 'summer'
Mon August 29, 2016
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The hottest drink of the summer is this sort of wine slushie
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gaston is expected to strengthen while three other disturbances remain under watch, including one threatening Florida. Welcome to the end of Summer, folks
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Hollywood's summer of flops
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An article written to appeal to the paranoid germophobe who freaks out at restaurants. Subject: Lemon in a drink. UNCLEAN
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Fri August 26, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Cop stops black guy for traffic violation, said guy's daughter cries and is scared the cop will hurt her dad. But then...
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Dripping ice cream cones to become a thing of the past - thanks to an awesome invention from two 14-year-olds
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Here is everything currently known about next season of Game of Thrones. It's not a lot, but it's something, you thirsty animals
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Companies now rethinking the benefits of giving every employee an annual raise. U.S. workers: "What raise?"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Your phone tends to run slower in the summer, and it's not because of all the kids out and about sucking up wifi and being annoying and when the heck does school start again
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump says Clinton's celebrity backers "aren't very hot anymore" -- losers like Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Beyonce, not superstars like Chachie and that one dude from Duck Dynasty
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UFC fighter investigated for not contributing to pharmaceutical CEO's mistress and summer mansion fund
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
GOT season 7: "Shiat gets real", says Arya
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yes, the creators of the Netflix hit Stranger Things know you are upset about Barb and promise the second season will address it. And if this means something to you and relieves some sort of anxiety or anger, go outside
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Fin Balor is the Universal Champion. Roman Reigns turned heel. AJ Styles got a clean win over Cena. SummerSlam was a hell of a night. How will the cards be dealt tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8PM EST on the USA Network
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Sun August 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Tyler Black or Prince Devitt be the first Universal Champion? CAN the Showoff steal the WWE World Title? HOW 'roided out is Brock Lesnar going to be? LIVE from BROOKLYN, THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam '16 thread (7pm ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, kids, now that summer break is over, remember to take plenty of paper, pens & pencils to school, and remove all firearms from vehicles before driving there
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paul Manafort has resigned from the Trump campaign in order to spend more time at his summer home in Kiev
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm better than you because I sweat like a pig
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
China is realizing that most American movies suck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The summer Amusement Park assault on children continues as six children get a jolt from The Scrambler
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why 'Stranger Things' is too good for a second season
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Mon August 15, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Go-home time for Summerslam. Come for Roman BALEE-ing dat, stay for Finn Balor eating the soul of Seth Rollins. And maybe they'll remember Sami Zayn works there too. It is YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8PM on USA/preshow 7:30 on 999)
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
July was the hottest July on record. This is the umpteenth consecutive monthly repeat, but Sen.Inhofe was able to make a snowball in Antarctica so it can be safely ignored
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
It's hot in New York. How hot is it? "A melted power line next to a gas station came down sizzling, and without warning"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, America's honorary cool uncle, releases his a summer playlist. Perfect for a drive in your 1981 Trans Am
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Sat August 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day, 50 years ago, The Lovin' Spoonful topped the charts with Summer in the City, and it's still one of the greatest urban songs of all time
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a way to gorge yourself silly before summer's out? Here is a list of food to try at every MLB ball park, where even cauliflower makes the list
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're the summer intern at a local newspaper, you can tell the staff really likes you when they make you be the first to eat a s'mores hamburger. "I took one bite and I felt like I needed a shower"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bad news: Southern California is having its worst smog in years. Good news: No one has seen Pacoima since June
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man jokingly applies to be "wine queen" of German town after no woman applied for the position. And as this is on Fark, you can guess what happened next
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Fri August 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just another hot summer day in NYC - air conditioners running full time, residents flocking to community pools, roving gangs of supermarket thieves stealing and re-selling ice cream
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James isn't taking his talents anywhere, signs a 3-year, $100 million contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's still a red hot summer & your wallet won't get a break just yet. It's the Friday Fark gaming thread. This week No Man's Sky has released to tepid reviews. Did you pre-order it? Have you been playing other games? Fallout 4? Civ V? MOO? Tell us
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Trump issues demands regarding upcoming debates, threatens to not attend if they're not met. Wow - who saw that coming?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Patrick Roy quits as coach of the Colorado Avalanche. In related news, the Montreal Canadiens salivate at the chance to surpass the Maple Leafs in bad management moves
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Anti-LBGT Nebraska legislator apologizes to God for getting caught having cybersex on his state issued computer with someone other than his cancer stricken wife
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Tue August 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Swimmer Lily King is offically the "Mean Girl" of the summer Olympics as she makes her oft-criticized Russian rival Yulia Efimova break down in tears after King defeated her in the 100m breaststroke final
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Because the first thing you think of when trying to deal with an abundance of cicada skins is to build a Godzilla monster
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Satan is staging a "homosexual invasion of America" from the White House? According to this pastor, it's happening
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teacher: So, what did you do last summer? These kids: Eh, not much. Just built a fully functional Boeing 777-X. (w/flight test video awesomeness)
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark hits it out of the park with this headline: "Mark Teixeira announces retirement from disabled list"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney builds anti-alligator wall, no word on if they made the alligators pay for it
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Sun August 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Securely fasten all your belongings before getting on the roller coaster
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Town council orders local resident to get off its lawn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2tranger Thing2
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Acculturated)
 
 
 
80-year-olds teach Taylor Swift to twerk
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is your teenager having trouble finding a summer job? Employers might find her a more desirable candidate if she brings her own security detail
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be summer, but that doesn't mean we still can't see an awesome hockey goal like this Russian player who uses his stick like a javelin
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Remember 20 years ago when you could not escape the horror, the torture, the relentlessness, of the Macarena
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazil debuts new event for the 2016 Summer Olympics: Stun grenade toss
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Wed August 03, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
This summer's driving season was one of the worst ever. Somewhere in California, Elon Musk sits on a throne made of batteries and smiles
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
With 2 days to go until the Opening Ceremony, the Rio Olympics begin today with women's soccer. First match at noon EDT is Sweden v South Africa, with the defending champs USA facing Kiwis at 6pm (NBCSN & USA)
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: Avengers 4 features a climactic battle between G_________ and... D_____ B______??? I'm OK with this
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Motorist pulled over by police for driving without ice cream
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Those cargo shorts you love? They may be hurting your marriage. "There were so many good things about the '90s. Cargo shorts were not one of them"
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
All the Royal Navy's 45 destroyers are in port so the crews can enjoy the summer with their families. The same thing happens every Christmas: "They spend so much time away and this is about harmony time - getting the work-life balance right"
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're a rescuer who boards a disabled yacht off the Irish coast, with three Norwegian girls bound for the Caribbean aboard. Difficulty: not a Penthouse letter
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Fri July 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres firesale continues as now over half the team salary is committed to players traded this just this summer
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Thu July 28, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Swimming in the Los Angeles River won't cost you an arm and a leg, but it may add a 3rd or 4th nipple to your collection
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Foreign exchange students were supposed to spend a summer learning about American culture, and instead learned about how U.S. businesses like to exploit the poor for cheap labor and skate on paying taxes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My pool is ruining my social life. Thanks, Obama
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The Hot Dog Princess is having a busy summer, steaming buns from coast to coast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bosnia-Herzegovina having a problem attracting and keeping world-class soccer players because they keep getting attacked by packs of wild dogs
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(Variety)
 
 
 
2016: The summer with no blockbusters
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You should never go drunk driving while barefoot in Arizona in the summer because the cops might pull you out of your car and make you stand on the scalding asphalt
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Tue July 26, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Pizza, the world's saddest polar bear, exhibited in Chinese shopping mall showroom at height of summer for some inexplicable reason
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Star Wars Anthology film for Han Solo may be expanded to a trilogy
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Five myths about leaving kids in cars. #6: I'm not dumb enough to ignore this list
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
After seeing how well received the NC bathroom bill is, WV Republicans are trying to pass their own
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rule 34, mud bar edition
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatees making little manatees
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are summer "camps" the best way of helping disadvantaged students catch up? And "why" are there these quotes? Are "these" "educational" "camps" or maybe "re-educational" "camps"? They're in "Siberia" aren't they
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Impersonator of Donald Trump makes up to $40,000 a month. Which means if he really is an expert at impersonating Trump, his monthly income is probably closer to $375
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
From the producers of Godzilla comes the first trailer for Kong: Skull Island. I can haz King Kong vs Godzilla?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California has three season: Summer, Rain, Fire. Guess which one this is?
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Local Baptist Church builds a nuclear submarine for vacation bible school kids. Building a rocket and hover boards next year
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Did you think that because it's the peak of summer that you were safe from pumpkin spice mania? No, of course not"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boys excluded from school for wearing shorts on the hottest day of the summer return the next day in official skirts
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Beware of seagulls tripping on acid from flying ants"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose wants to make something clear: The Knicks are NOT a "Super Team"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Do you miss not having a basketball highlight since the NBA season ended? Highly recruited high school teen solves your mid-summer basketball withdrawal
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Thu July 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan fans have been setting a lot of money on fire this summer
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(Today)
 
 
 
{name a color} {name an alcoholic beverage} from {name a country} will be coming to the U.S. this October
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family takes selfies with dead polar bear, asks "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The next summer Olympic sport could be jousting
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR goes back to where it belongs when the Truck Series heads to Smoke's Eldora Speedway to play in the dirt. So piss off MLB, it's the Mudsummer Classic, Heat races begin at 7 PM, with the main event at 9 PM ET all on FS1
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Guess who's #1 on Boston's dead-of-summer NFL Power Rankings?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Relive the good old days of Fark with just two words: Bondage Bikini. (Not safe for work)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the middle of summer, so retailers promptly roll out their Halloween merchandise. Next up: Christmas specials in August
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan has come up with an effective way of dealing with door-to-door religious solicitors. Sadly, it is not flipping out like a ninja
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
It is somewhere between winning the D-League and the NAIA Championship, but the "Summer" Bulls just won the Summer League on a spin-move last second shot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
105.1 is both a popular FM radio frequency, and the speed of Aroldis Chapman's latest ridiculous pitch. The summer warms up and so does Chapman's velocity
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tasty summertime treat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Winter is coming......In the summer of 2017
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come one, come all to the first Fark Book Fair. See some great books from some great Farkers. Restock your summer reading list. Enjoy
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC is a disgusting hellscape in the summer....and the rest of the year
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to go somewhere unique this summer? You could go to one of these 10 countries that don't exist but you can still visit them anyway
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science finds that grilling over charcoal is superior to turning meat into smoking garbage in a gas grill, so let us speak no more about this
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Tue July 12, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you remind you remind you not to harvest the National Park mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms
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(Your News Wire)
 
 
 
Remember the Greece banking crisis last summer? The sequel "Italy" opened today
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are cycling, you shout... Look out. There are llamas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest thing that could kill you and the ones you love? Cooking with aluminum foil
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hello. I am dog ..the fruit vendor. Could I interest you in my melons?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Worth the trip. What's your favorite quirky festival or event this summer?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chaka Khan feels for rehab, not you, cancels slew of summer shows
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Secret Life of Pets claws to #1 with $97 million, Finding Dory at $20 million for #3, making it Disney's highest-grossing film over The Lion King. Mike and David Need Wedding Dates was #4 with $17 million while Independence Day 2 plummeted to #8
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What are students reading at America's prestigious private schools? Here's their summer reading list - some classics, some surprises
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
If you are thinking about getting bitten by a rattlesnake this weekend, make sure and carry $50,000 with you when you go to the hospital
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Well, at least SOMEONE was sent to prison for the death of Eric Garner, even if it's just the guy who filmed it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Quench your summer thirst for football highlights with a 121-yard missed field goal return for a touchdown. Thank you, CFL
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How to get fired from your Wall Street hedge fund firm: Rent a $20m mansion in the Hamptons and totally trash it with gun-toting little people and bikini-clad women by having a #Sprayathon party with a thousand people
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This fall, US flight attendants will utter a phrase not heard in 56 years "welcome aboard flight XXXX non-stop to Cuba"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Harrison Barnes signs with the Dallas Mavericks....while handcuffed
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 583: "Hidden Summertime Gems" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
To celebrate its 30th anniversary, Marc Summers will be hosting a live episode of Double Dare at Comic-Con
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Wade to Cavs is a longshot since they can only offer him a $3.4 million midlevel exception and an Akron Zoo membership. In their favor, they are the defending champions and the zoo does have new baby snow leopard cubs on view this summer
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Mon July 04, 2016
(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"Roller coasters provide so many examples of basic principles that they are a staple of physics lessons. What makes it go? Why does the train stay on the tracks? (Or maybe you're happier not knowing)"
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory treads water at #1 with $44.3 million while The Legend of Tarzan disappoints at #2 with $36 million. The Purge: Election Year is a surprise #3 with $33 million, and summer bomb Independence Day 2 plummeting to #5 with $16.3 million
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(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick, an annual charity video game marathon where gamers beat video games as fast as they can, starts at 12:30 PM ET. Please watch and donate to Doctors Without Borders
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Fri July 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl receives Frozen-themed prosthetic arm, is still trying to figure out how to make it let things go
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Vermont allows concealed carry without a permit. It also allows this guy to show everyone he's not concealing anything
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Some Thirsty Farker)
 
 
 
The Beer Snob's Guide to Crap Summer Beer
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Wed June 29, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chipotle announces new menu items, now with 35% less E. Coli
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diet Pepsi II Diet Pepsi Classic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin opts out of Charlotte Hornets contract, wants long-term deal somewhere to reach his full potential, end Linsanity of jumping from team to team
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(Clark Howard)
 
 
 
Money expert rents subcompact car, gets 15-seat passenger van instead
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Recipients of free ticket vouchers from that Ticketmaster lawsuit are learning that Ticketmaster puts on some pretty shiatty concerts
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mets finally call up top outfield prospect. Finding Nimmo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Summer in Arizona - Where you can cook steaks and bake cookies ... in your car
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The ethics bill passed in the dark of night"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some pictures and videos of dogs vs. sprinklers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval ratings keep improving as voters realize that he will be replaced by a car crash regardless
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As the GOG Summer Sale ends and the Steam Summer Sale begins, so returns the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion? Stellaris? The new This War Of Mine: The Little Ones DLC? Let us know inside. Master of Magic for me
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to health professionals, going commando at night is necessary to let your nether regions 'breathe' and to avoid infection"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun the Steam Summer Sale has
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economics 101: When prices are low for things like gasoline, people tend to buy more of it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he loves Cleveland and he has no plans to leave. This is not a repeat from 2010
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why it takes McDonald's six months to change one ingredient? Or three years for Wendy's to create a new summer salad? Welcome to the slow business of fast food
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Ball Park® giving away free hot dogs right now to anyone named Angus or Frank and to anyone who changes their name to Angus or Frank on Twitter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheating Russian track team, who were caught cheating, will not be banned from Rio Olympics for cheating. Cheating Russian Olympic Committee confirms cheating Russia will not boycott Olympics as a result of being caught cheating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is only 1 movie Will Smith regrets making ..... No really, just 1
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Tue June 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a weird shaped Cheetos contest
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
In celebration of the summer solstice, here are 12 things to know about this awesome event
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the summer gave us some of the most craptacular big-name movies ever made: Howard the Duck, Shanghai Surprise, Under the Cherry Moon, Maximum Overdrive and Cobra. 1986 was so bad, picking Razzies winners was a challenge
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Sun June 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you going to do this summer that you've never done before? What do you wish you could do this summer that you did once before?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Gateway to the underworld or world's biggest megaslump? Here come the geologists
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel plans to bring Stanley Cup to Toronto just to show hockey fans there what it looks like
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia develops shot that protects track and field athletes from contracting Zika virus at 2016 Brazil Olympics
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold Winecream: when you need your comfort food to get you drunk, too
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who called out the National Guard to "monitor" a federal troop exercise, and wants to end Obamacare, just asked the Federal Government to review their Zika response plan. And, oh yeah, give Texas $11 million to fight Zika
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Tue June 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo slams his team for having a player or two that sound an awful lot like Rajon Rondo
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Summer box office is down 22% compared to last year, though when you think about it, when your only choices are Warcraft, a horror sequel, and a substandard comic book sequel, it's not that hard to fathom
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Mon June 13, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Germany coach that picked his nose in World Cup is at again in Euro 2016
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shepherd loses control of flock after falling asleep on job. That's what you get for counting 1300 sheep during work hours
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Six bizarre martial arts you probably never heard of. Absent is "Dow," used by Demi Moore to defend John Cusack in 1986's "One Crazy Summer"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor: "Hey Kevin Durant, if you decide to stay with the Oklahoma City Thunder, I will offer you a cabinet position under me"
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Sun June 12, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer swimming
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Sat June 11, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Of all the Olympic sports this summer, the most hipster-friendly have to be the canoe slalom, badminton, and rugby sevens
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's summertime, and that means time by the pool, a cold beverage, and no school, so no tests. Except for the Fark Quiz, but we don't keep the grades, so you're good
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(CBC)
 
 
 
As if fires and Nickelback weren't bad enough, Fort McMurray now suffering from flooding
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(Harper's Bazaar (UK))
 
 
 
It's official: British offices are the ugliest and coldest in the world
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Are you spending the GDP of a small caribbean country on the summer sales? For the next just under 9 hours, GOG is giving System Shock 2. Are you playing FO4? MOO? Stellaris? Come join us for a nice chat
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a 2-day summer camp for kids where they get to stay in Tent City, follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail bunks, and attend educational programs
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Elite Sports NY)
 
 
 
The Knicks are such a mess they might not even want Kevin Durant. That's like a reclusive chess nerd turning down a prom invite from the head cheerleader
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After Wednesday's win, the big question for the Cavs: What do you do with Kevin Love?
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Wed June 08, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
England puts together the most expensive side that ever washed out of a Euro competition in the first round
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Toll bridge in Boston will swing both ways
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Some hedgehogs just want to hang around. DRINK
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Does Mom want you out of the basement & outside for some fresh air? Adult summer camp might be the answer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's so-called "Christian Liaison" says "God himself raised Donald Trump up in order to prepare America for the second coming." Well, we've had a good run, but this joke has gone on too far
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This week's MLB Power Rankings - No change at #1, but teams from Texas are starting to get hot, just in time for summer
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Mon June 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons on his hospital stay: "I was dehydrated and needed some fluids and now I am feeling great"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for those hot summer days: Delicious and refreshing Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cocktails
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Oh, the Zika money? It's right...over...here" *runs out of room, gets in car, drives away*
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Do you use a wire brush to clean your grill? You're gonna die. In fact, YOU COULD BE DEAD ALREADY
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can finally relax about Ghostbusters. The classic theme song will be covered by Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliott. So we're all good now, right?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Summer of Soccer begins tonight with the first match at the Copa... the Copa América Centenario: USA vs. Colombia (930 PM ET, Fox Sports 1.)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Summer is here, and what better way to spend it than locked in a dark room together with your computer and a great MMO"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kit Harington shaves his beard and cuts his hair and the Internet loses its collective farking mind
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New 'shark shield' device allows divers to swim in shark-infested waters without fear of being eaten, instead of perhaps staying in the boat like sane people
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lukewarm drink vending machines set up for health-wary women "who worry that their body gets too cold after drinking chilly beverages during the summer months"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
America's greatest songwriting team, David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski, are back with another summer anthem - and it's going to be stuck in your head for months:
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Pro boxers say allowing pro boxers into Rio Olympics will mean there's a sport more deadly than swimming: "It is actually dangerous. Imagine Gennady Golovkin, the triple middleweight champion, fighting an unknown amateur. That would be dangerous"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Americans really love driving, will probably continue driving even if gasoline prices rise to Europe's levels, where you might as well be filling your car up with liquid gold
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
High School Musical 4, or 'How I Fought the Law and the Law Won'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica announces plans to ruin summer for everyone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Memorial Day receipts of both the Ant-Man-less Alice in Wonderland II and X-Men VII, movie studios are preparing for a bloody summer in which executives will lose their jobs and franchises will die
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Turns out that Sanders is only for democracy as long as he's winning the majority of votes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Finally, my traveling dancer pole repair business will show a profit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As summer is upon us, we ask ourselves: Whatever happened to America's mini-golf courses?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since June has no federal holidays, let's come up with a reason to have a day off work during this month of summer. What would the holiday be and what day?
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Because nothing says fun quite like having your cruise ship arrive at the dock with a dead fin whale draped across its bow
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Sun May 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Diving into summer fun with a GoPro
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the quintessential summer song?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Posting photos online is not living. You are producing your own obituary"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Manhattanhenge where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(Time)
 
 
 
Because we can't have nice things, here are 4 things about your summer cookout that will kill you and everyone you love
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There will be something open when the Republican National Convention is going on - 200 jail beds
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Fri May 27, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
The end is nigh as FoxNews finally loses RedState - over the Trump family interview
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Experts from the No Duh Institute of Obviousness say just to be safe this summer, you probably shouldn't let your dog swim in a lake that's covered in clouds of floating green slime
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cloud
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Remember that time at summer camp when we turned the van into a submarine?
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The top 10 summer camps from movies you should send yourself to
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Former Canadian PM Stephen Harper expected to give up seat in Canada's parliament before the fall, presumably to avoid an extreme rules match with Justin Trudeau at Summerslam
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says pro ball sucks: "I've never seen the NBA as bad as it is, and I've been saying it the last three or four years. We've got too many young players coming out of college that don't know how to play. It's frustrating"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
See what human action has done to Yellowstone with these side-by-side pictures from 1871 and from today
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. has decided that Batman vs Superman producer Charles Roven should have less influence on upcoming DC superhero films. Gee....I wonder why?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you still have an unused Sports Authority gift card? Well, it's the fourth quarter and the clock is ticking
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Heavens to Murgatroyd
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Quit your bellyaching, melon-head"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever ridden with someone who uses the accelerator like an on/off switch? So long lunch, hope the sidewalk enjoys it
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(Fantasy Movie League)
 
 
 
Can we get more Farkers playing? Will someone throw in a TF subscription as a prize? Does anyone want to go to summer movies? "Fantasy Movie League" summer season starts this week, let's get the Fark league back hoppin'
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You can tell when the Summer Beach Season starts when people start falling off beachfront hotel balconies
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Sun May 22, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Russia to privatize a huge, state-owned oil company. Business oligarchs everywhere polish their monocles and smile
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sorry Zika virus witch doctors, but the Summer Olympics will not be leaving Rio anytime soon ...unless of course people just start falling dead all over the place
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ready to break out summer cocktails? Show us the good stuff. Difficulty: ..oh, who are we kidding, Farkers don't have difficulty with booze ideas
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"Miracle On Ice" goalie Jim Craig is selling his Olympic gold medal. Which answers the question "Do you believe in the miracle of living out your golden years debt free while trying to pay off your kids' college tuition loans? Yes"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hot coffee trend for summer 2016 is ... ultra-cold coffee
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Wed May 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs predicts oil prices at $50 a barrel. Mostly because demand is back up, production is down and oil company executives are again shopping for new summer vacation homes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato confesses her cocaine addiction left her a nightmare to work with. Since quitting the coke, she's still a nightmare to work with, but now she sleeps better
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Tue May 17, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Attention beachgoers, with summer fast approaching what are your favorite eats at the beach? What else would you recommend when you visit your favorite beach?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This summer, the truly fashionable professional woman will be wearing *spins wheel* overalls
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
The Saturday Book Club is looking for recommendations for the perfect summer novel. The kind you take to the lake or the beach or just a hammock in the backyard for some literary relaxation
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Fox is trying to make Fantastic Four 2 happen
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Denmark's Dong Energy planning IPO within months. Pecker Energy unavailable for comment
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess who just took credit for Budweiser's panderrific name-change? Hint: He thinks the new cans are gonna be YOOOODGE
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Libertarian" billionaire backer of mass surveillance software endorses Trump
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(Man's Life)
 
 
 
Ever Wonder Who the Kool-Aid Man Really is? Does This Story Have the Answer? OOOHHH YEEAAHHHHH
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Russia is preparing to test-fire a nuclear weapon which is so powerful it could destroy a whole country in seconds"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Things Donald Trump doesn't understand": Congress, specifically the Speaker of the House
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Pluto may have been demoted to "dwarf planet" status, but as astronomers learn more about it, they are learning it behaves more like a real planet than once believed. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Marvel continues their long-planned domination of everything Disney as the Tower of Terror is being revamped into a Guardians of the Galaxy ride
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists" to the private Van Tan Club. You don't say. Of course there are pics, which are (thankfully) safe for work
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Finally, that long-awaited Monkees/XTC collaboration you've been waiting for
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
34% of San Francisco residents are ready to leave because of traffic and housing costs. The other 66% want to stay because they finally got used to putting on a heavy coat before going out in the middle of summer
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, duck, AAAAH GET THIS GOOSE OFF ME
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Apparently when your 'friendly' neighbor mows your lawn they get the right to own the land, at least for this Austrian homeowner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martian track marks may be caused by boiling water. Mars, "Yeah, that's the ticket. My track marks are from water, not my scurrilous drug use"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner was so convinced Jon Snow was dead she wrote Kit Harington a long weepy letter: "That made me chuckle"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa win a Daytime Emmy for Live, even as their show and friendship crumbles around them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Curious if you've paid too much for your airline tickets? Yes, there's now a handy formula
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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