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Headlines matching 'suicides'
Mon January 30, 2012
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(NYPost) Sad Condo board bullies man to euthanize his pit bull - a "betrayal" of his best friend which drove him to suicide. Yep, there are no winners here. Unless you're the f**king condo board that is  (nypost.com) (253)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Florida Florida cinches 3 out of 5 top slots for the America's Most Stressful Cities, 2012 FTA - "Standout factor: Tampa is in the 97th percentile for suicides"  (realestate.yahoo.com) (122)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)


Wed January 11, 2012
(National Post) Weird Polish prosecutor who shot self on Monday during a press conference had an $800,000 bounty on his head and wanted to prevent military prosecutors from being replaced by civilians  (news.nationalpost.com) (27)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)
(Life.com) Obvious "Drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now"  (life.com) (83)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Reuters) Amusing Choral group holds performance of Handel's Messiah, sponsored annually by suicide and body decomposition cleanup company. "Most of the chorus members I've talked to think it's absolutely hilarious"  (reuters.com) (34)


Tue December 27, 2011
(TMZ) Sad Joe Bodolai, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Saturday Night Live Curse"  (tmz.com) (59)


Fri December 09, 2011
(The Sun) Weird Only pansies kill themselves with guns or pills. Real men kill themselves with piranhas  (thesun.co.uk) (59)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Rita Hayworth's grandson found dead in apparent suicide. It came down to a simple choice really. Get busy living or get busy dying  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Short List) Amusing Cheery News: Brewery releases beer called 'Christmas Jumper'. Morbid Fark: Brewery based at UK's most notorious suicide cliff  (shortlist.com) (21)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad 56-year-old Porky's star you've never heard of is found dead in Maui of apparent suicide. In other news, you aren't able to afford Maui because you never got the chance to "star" in Porky's franchise  (dailymail.co.uk) (67)


Thu October 27, 2011
(The Atlantic Wire) Followup Donald Trump thinks birtherism is political suicide, as does his hair  (theatlanticwire.com) (33)


Thu October 20, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Study: 1 in 100 adults made suicide plans in past year. I'll bet it's not the same 1% everyone keeps talking about  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (182)

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