Headlines matching 'suffering'
Fri March 19, 2010
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Before you call authorities to say somebody is stranded in a river and needs help, ask yourself: "Could I be suffering hallucinations from the drugs I just took?" (kirotv.com)
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Wed March 10, 2010
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Research shows, Problem Children twice as likely to suffer chronic pain as adults. Karma tag sleeping peacefully (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Tue March 09, 2010
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Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career (contactmusic.com)
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Thu March 04, 2010
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"How the LA Clippers Made Me a Better Hindu." Presumably after a lifetime of suffering, he'll come back as a Lakers fan (huffingtonpost.com)
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Tue March 02, 2010
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Drinking to forget can have the opposite effect and lead to more painful memories, jaws, ribs, eye sockets (telegraph.co.uk)
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Sun February 21, 2010
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By supporting jihadists, Amnesty International "is suffering from a kind of moral bankruptcy, and has lost the ability to distinguish right from wrong." And what right-wing tool said that? Try Salman Rushdie (timesonline.co.uk)
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Doctors confident of finding a cure for childhood peanut allergy. The cure is tentatively described as grabbing overprotective parents by the shoulders, shaking them, and telling them to quit being wusses (guardian.co.uk)
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Sat February 20, 2010
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"Gollum displays pervasive maladaptive behaviour... with a persistent disease course... [and] fulfils seven of the nine criteria for schizoid personality disorder." Isn't that precious (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
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Nigerian banks are suffering a severe credit crunch. Soon they will be sending mass emails out to long lost American, and European relatives to improve their bank routing information (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Thu February 18, 2010
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Mets' David Wright apparently still suffering mental problems from being beaned last season (nypost.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
Fri February 05, 2010
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Woman in Ft. Worth upset with the state of the country show her distress by flying the American flag upside down on a 60' pole at her business. "It is an outcry of the danger our country is in." (kbtx.com)
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Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving father to his children, pal to his friends, and chum to shark (cbsnews.com)
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Tue February 02, 2010
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Wall Street says that Burger King is suffering because addicts have abandoned the chain in favor of other, better burger joints, such as Hardee's or Culver's. In other news, there are Burger King addicts (consumerist.com)
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Sun January 31, 2010
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A Montana family responds to criticism and harassement for flying their American flag upside down to indicate our country is in a "state of emergency." (billingsgazette.com)
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Wed January 27, 2010
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With people suffering in Haiti, people losing jobs, and health care in the toliet, there's always a glimmer of hope...if you're a spray-tanned Italian from Jersey (gawker.com)
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Mon January 25, 2010
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Australian government officials are worried that the latest method of cane toad extermination--suffocating them in bags filled with CO2--may cause suffering, so they order exterminators to go back to clubbing them with sticks for now (abcnews.go.com)
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Thu January 21, 2010
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Man who was diagnosed with an incurable brain illness 20 years ago has now been told he does not, in fact, have Huntingdon's disease after both his wife and daughters terminated pregnancies for fear of passing on the disease. Oops (news.stv.tv)
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Thu January 14, 2010
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White House reacts to Pat Robertson's claim that God is punishing Haiti for making a pact with the Devil: "It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid" (news.yahoo.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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Security breach causes lockdown at Newark Airport. Hundreds in danger of suffering a terrible fate: being stuck in Newark (msnbc.msn.com)
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Thu December 31, 2009
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In a study that is likely to shock millions, Dr. Rick Romero reveals that patients who stop smoking after suffering a heart attack tend to live longer (abcnews.go.com)
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Mon November 23, 2009
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Eddie Vedder played a concert in Australia despite suffering from flu. Guess you really can't find a better man than him (contactmusic.com)
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Kurt Warner taken out of the game after suffering a concussion. Tells reporters he'll be fine for next Sunday even if he can't remember what inning it was when he got hurt (azcentral.com)
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Sun November 22, 2009
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It's the final race of the 2009 NASCAR season, and Jimmie Johnson looks to win his 4th straight championship, driving away countless NASCAR fans who hate him. It's the official Ford 400 discussion thread (nascar.com)
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