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169 headlines found matching 'sue'
Sat December 16, 2017
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons is being sued for sexual assault. Not for back in the day but for last month at a restaurant opening
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Fri December 15, 2017
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, some residents of Dryden, NY, seem to take issue with Investigation Discovery calling their community the Village of the Damned. Even though there were a series of grisly murders in the Dryden area in the 1980's and 1990's
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Internet accepts meme challenge. Hilarity ensues
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator John Kennedy questions Trump district court judge nominee. Awkwardness ensues
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with screwing over and getting sued by employees, drivers, customers, the general public, small trees, etc., Uber adds investors to its portfolio of screwees
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
In a last ditch cash grab, CryTek sues Star Citizen for "breach of contract" and "failure to give us more of that sweet, sweet, *drools* crowdfunding money"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Driver calls ambulance after seeing person sitting still on park bench and covered in snow. Hilarity ensues
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Wed December 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation sues Wells Fargo over 'predatory' sales practices. Wells Fargo issues blanket statement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/13): X-Mas specials from The Wicked + The Divine and Archie, Squirrel Girl launched into space, Booster Gold helps Superman with his daddy issues, Da Vinci and his giant wooden bodyguard, and the further adventures of Judas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carter Page tells court to block AT&T-CNN merger because it would lead to recklessness in journalism. That's the joke. Court says: "Dr. Page's submission does not appear to be meaningfully relevant to the issues in this case." That's the snap
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Baby milk maker issues global recall over salmonella fears. See, this is why you have to practice food safety when milking babies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now it's 2017. Knock knock on your front door. It's the suede denim police here for your uncool niece from Kansas telling her California saved its economy by doing the exact opposite of what the GOP wants
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's the 45th anniversary of Roxy Music's debut album, so naturally we're getting a deluxe reissue packed with live takes, demos, and other previously unreleased gems, all for your pleasure
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Sun December 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While most people would be outraged about the elimination of the 13th and 19th amendments, farkers would likely take issue with the elimination of the 21st
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Writer sues Reese Witherspoon because the novel, Gone Girl, is a rip-off of his book. The fact that Reese Witherspoon is not the author of Gone Girl is apparently not relevant to the situation
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judge issues warrant for Leftist ex-President on charge of Treason over shady deal with Iran
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Apparently not even hiding what side they're on anymore, Pakistan issues order to shoot down US drones targeting terrorists
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Wed December 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers test bone fragments suspected to be Santa's, plan to issue warrant for elves
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Tue December 05, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Despite past legal issues, trials, and prison, OJ Simpson is still a voting member on the Heisman Trophy committee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation sues Trump over their right to Bear Ears, the often overlooked addendum to the second amendment
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bumblefark O'Reilly can't even honor a multi-million dollar sexual assault settlement; gets sued again. You can't explain that
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Roy Moore appears at Birmingham black church. Oh my Lord, righteous hilarity ensued. "What pastor allows an accused sex offender to address their congregation. It's time to find another church"
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan has to deal with his own internal personnel issues in Sanctuary, though he lacks the HR experience exhibited by the Council of Ricks, though it appears we'll only see Eugene and Gabriel represent in this episode. The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess who's encouraging people who lost money on the stock market to sue ABC and Brian Ross for their erroneous Flynn story
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that congressional investigator who was fired by Trey Gowdy's Benghazi committee for not focusing on Hillary Clinton enough? Well, he sued, settled and was paid with taxpayer dollars
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues Philadelphia Eagles player claiming he used his Cox on her
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Thu November 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
State Department spokesman admits on the record that Tillerson was lying when he said there was no morale issue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may have heard about Donnie and his many sexual issues with women but in case you've forgotten, here's a convenient list
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ahead of its vote to repeal Net Neutrality, FCC releases a list of "myths and facts" about the issue which should come as no shock are completely disprovable and mostly incorrect
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That farking birth certificate issue just won't farking die
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Tue November 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai takes issue with free market solutions to dicks on Twitter
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a 'gaytivity' scene featuring two Josephs dressed in pink watching over baby Jesus? Oh, right
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News anchor challenges Ethiopian co-host to spicy food challenge on-air, hilarity ensues
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In exactly the kind of move you'd expect, the Mooch sues a school newspaper for insulting him by describing him accurately
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Sun November 26, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Widow of CBS engineer who died accidentally during auto-erotic act in PA hotel closet sues network, which denied her life insurance claim due to auto-eroticism exception. CSI team to investigate, and Tony Romo predicted this would happen
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Fri November 24, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Vineyard sues pot growers claiming cross contamination and Pinot Noir doesn't pair well with Hot Pockets
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breaking the news to someone that their partner has been killed in an accident is an issue that should be handled with the utmost care and delicacy. Or leave a voicemail. Whatever
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Wed November 22, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California threatens to sue Trump administration over A) banning Net Neutrality, B) refusing to provide disaster declaration funds, or C) National Park fees. Today, it's C
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Tue November 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Justice Department sues to block the massive $85 billion AT&T-Time Warner deal. Grab the popcorn because this fight will be epic
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama media company to Roy Moore: Go ahead, sue us - we'd love to air your dirty laundry in court
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(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Guy rents car, registers it under his name and uses it as collateral on $46k loan, then defaults. Fark: Bank sues rental company, demanding car. Double Fark: Judge agrees with bank
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Sat November 18, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Happy couple sues police, insurance company for their group effort in being dumber than a bag of hammers
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego police issue warning that they will inconvenience thousands of drivers to catch 3 drunk people
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Thu November 16, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Al Franken issued two statements within two hours after being accused of groping a radio anchor. The first was three sentences, the second much longer. Here's the full text of both
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oracle being sued again for their awful treatment of staff. Surely they can see this coming?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares victory in the Great Keurig War of 2017, issues a stand-down order to his viewer army
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Threatening to Sue" has become the new "Thoughts & Prayers" -- giving the appearance of action, yet being utterly meaningless
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Sat November 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having resolved the Trump-Russia issue with Putin directly, Trump agrees that the U.S. embassy in Moscow should be guarded by a firm founded by an ex-KGB agent
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Can fans sue an NFL team? Indianapolis Colts now susceptible to a fraud lawsuit alleging that they knowingly disseminated false information that Andrew Luck would play in 2017 in order to sell ticket packages
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pet-sitting company who sued customer over negative Yelp review loses SLAPP bet, must chose between 10 slaps now or 5 slaps between now and the end of time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen impersonator shows up at a Joel Osteen event. Hilarity ensues
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Motorist honks impatiently at car stopped in front of him at green light, which turns out to be an unmarked police car, which proceeds to pull him over. Back and forth profanity-laced hilarity ensues (w/audio & video)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Which one of those babes will be the next star swimsuit model? ...Ok, now that everyone is gone here is your target:you are to debate that antifa is the issue that causes shootings and trump is doing his best, good luck tovarish
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Atheist woman sues to remove "so help me God" from United States citizenship oath ...because of godless reasons
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Some Blue Meanie)
 
 
 
Spiffy: The Beatles' Christmas fan club albums are finally being reissued officially. Fail: Available only as a vinyl box set for an inflated price
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LA Times calls press secretary a "slightly chunky soccer mom". No surprise, but people have issues with this
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Showing rare courage, the Wisconsin legislature steps up to the plate and tackles two of the most important firearms-related issues: by removing the minimum age limit for hunting in the state, and the limit on how many guns the tykes can carry
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Thu November 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trying to sue a haunted house because you got scared? That's a losin'
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colbert levels Kelly: "You're a general and you don't know why the Civil War happened? What do you think caused World War II, a zoning issue? 'I vant to build a strip mall in the Sudetenland. Maybe some mixed-use housing in Poland'"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan has arrest warrant issued for drug possession. Is it retribution for outing Harvey Weinstein?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Former "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" producer sues Warner Bros for sexual harassment
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Pat Robertson urging Trump to issue a "blanket pardon," seize the reigns of power, and shut down the Mueller investigation
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Barking mad Roger Stone threatens to sue Twitter because he was banhammered
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Sat October 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
And here we have the President of the United States complimenting kids for "not having a weight problem" as he hands out candy for Trick or Treat at the White House. Because you have to start early with body image issues
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rapper Cardi B sued by male model whose image was used in raunchy album cover. He wants $5 million lickety-split
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Thu October 26, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets arrested for stealing pavers, threatens to sue because she hurt her back while stealing them
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court rules convenience stores can be sued for selling alcohol to intoxicated customers, cutting their business in half
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Denver news anchor tries the "worlds spiciest potato chip," The Aristocrats ensues
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Wed October 25, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kellogg's issues racist cereal box, runs afoul of (N)ational (A)ssociation for the (A)dvancement of (C)orn (P)ops
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Union sues over requirement that health care workers get flu shots, saying it should be up to employees if they're contagious around patients or not
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His punctuation choices once sent an editor into cardiac arrest. His Mary Sue is named Mary Sue. His purple prose runs all of the colors of the spectrum. He is the scariest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
2PM EST: House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on FFC oversight. Issue A is Net Neutrality
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republicans continue to drain the swamp by making it harder for consumers to sue banks. Thanks, Pence
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Someone tells Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson that wrestling isn't real. Hilarity (and steel cage match) sure to ensue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Different simulated vehicles hit 100 speed bumps in a row at high speed. Hilarity ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell's contract extension has been sidelined because of "the anthem issue"
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Digital Photography Review)
 
 
 
Gray Lady sued for discriminating against grayhairs
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Now that the Rolling Stones' oft-demeaned "Their Satanic Majesties Request" is being re-issued, perhaps it's time to consider that it wasn't the Stones' limp and callow rip-off of "Sgt. Pepper's" after all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CIA forced to issue a correction after CIA Director Mike Pompeo erroneously claimed that Russian meddling 'did not affect the outcome of the election'
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US Marine: civilians don't understand that we are locked in what we've termed the Forever War, and a bigger issue than adherence to the rituals for fallen soldiers is the pointlessness of their deaths
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bill that would have codified into law the controversial college sexual misconduct rules issued by the Obama Administration is vetoed by the misogynist good ol' boy Governor of the hillbilly state of California
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Tulsa World)
 
Weeners
 
Penal system sued for not helping hardened criminal
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Wed October 18, 2017
(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/18): Thor hits #700, Wonder Woman and Conan make crush enemies, Captain Phasma has one more issue to do anything interesting, Rodimus & Crew continue their wacky adventures, Theseus is post-Minotaur, and Bat-Aquaman talks to some fish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I personally as a Republican, have wondered, is the republic safer if Democrats take over the House in 2018? I raised that issue with the leading Republican last week, and the remarkable thing is he had been thinking exactly the same thing"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna hopes to sue the Kardashian clan out of existence. Here's hoping she's successful
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Tue October 17, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Braves GM, fired for allegedly violating MLB rules on international signings, is lawyering up and preparing to sue team. Strangely, when firing for cause, higher-ups normally do not offer you a fat severance package in exchange for your silence
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: Day drinker, stroke victim, or cat-like typing detected?: "Presideent Trtump was rermarkably stgroing in hius joint press event with Sen McConnell. His grasp of the issues is very deep and growing"
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Experts: Trump doesn't appear to know anything about Iran, the nuclear deal, nuclear issues, the Middle East, how to program his VCR, gravity, how airplanes can fly without crashing, where birds go during the winter, pies, hats, what makes a car run
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Sat October 14, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After being fined $773 million by Taiwan, $900 million by South Korea, sued by the U.S. Trade Commission and losing $500 million every quarter in royalties from Apple, Qualcomm goes for broke by suing Apple in China to ban the sale of its iPhones
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
15 states sue Trump over his hatred of one black guy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU: "We also have to tell the Americans that their behavior on the Iran issue will drive us Europeans into a common position with Russia and China against the USA"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic carbon dioxide scrubbing system turns CO2 to stone, prompting Jeff Lynne to sue for copyright infringement
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Uh, yeah, 911? This is the museum down the road, we've got a couple of WW2 artillery shells on display here and we're not sure if they're live. Can you help us?" 911larity ensues
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Wed October 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues when defense attorney asks witness to explain LMFAO
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to ask Rep. Devin Nunes (R-ussia) what he thinks the word "recuse" means as he issues yet another raft of subpoenas in the Trump-Russia investigation without consulting with Intel Committee Democrats
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The pro-Trump red pills at r/The_Donald upvote a call to impeach Puerto Rico's president onto the front page of Reddit. Hilarity ensues when they realize who the president of Puerto Rico is
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
California governor Jerry Brown asks His Orangeness to issue a major disaster declaration for the liberal wine country wildfires. This should end well
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Need to carry your AR-15 into a hotel without raising an alarm? November issue of Guns and Ammo has you covered
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
When a car thief pursued by police jumps in the water to escape, the police must shoot and kill him in self defense
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean sued for using trademarked word "Outsider"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
History's Greatest Monster has some wise words and personal insight into solving the North Korea issue
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Thu October 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
District sues middle schooler and his parents after he caused over $19,000 to a classroom. As it should be; take some damned responsibility, parents
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally the most important question about the Las Vegas shooting has been answered. Namely "who can we sue?" Stephen Paddock was recently prescribed benzodiazepine, a sedative that can cause people with underlying anger issues to "become aggressive"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New York cop sues black man he wrongfully assaulted
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Panic ensues after passenger pulls out fully operational Bible on crowded train
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Fri September 29, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stevens Institute of Technology to name campus building after wealthy, homophobic, creationist, with anger management issues. Also offer following courses next semester: Earth - It's flat, always was. 101
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Always the best person to come to the correct solution for any issue, Roger Goodell held meeting last night with owners and players about anthem protest
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Thu September 28, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Titans fan has 33 questionable tattoos, major issues
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Wed September 27, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Unpatriotic disrespect of American traditions continues to spread when 1st grader takes the knee during class Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, Hell yeah, hilarity ensues
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith canceled a handful of tour dates as Steven Tyler recovers from a undisclosed "unexpected medical issues." Unnamed sources state that it had nothing to do with Steven looking closely into a mirror
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Nye walks into an elevator full of bikini babes; hilarity ensues
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The praying mantis was clinging with its back legs to the rim of the feeder, holding its feathered catch in its front legs, and methodically chewing through the hummingbird's skull to get at the nutritious brain tissue within"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
We think this is about respecting the flag, or police brutality, or Colin Kaepernick, or patriotism, or white privilege, or our complicated and painful racial history. And it is about all of those issues...to other people. To Trump, it's about Trump
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Sun September 24, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
School has issue with stripper devil silhouette on girls t-shirts during picture day. Canadian outrage ensues
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Sheesh, it's like some of you don't want to die from preventable medical issues
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John, "Exactly ZERO farks left to give" McCain issues a statement blasting Senate Judiciary Chairman Charles Grassley's letter to the FBI as "clearly intended to distract from the serious ongoing investigations into Russia's interference in our election system"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Step 1: You, Paul Manafort, owe a Russian oligarch a metric shiatton of cash. Step 2: The oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, sues your ass. Step 3: Trump wins the GOP presidential nomination. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Deripaska is no longer suing your ass
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yoko sues company over John Lemon lemonade. I hope nobody cares about my new coffee shop, Ringo Starbucks
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
An Iowa woman has gone all the way to the state Supreme Court by arguing that the speeding ticket she was issued after being caught speeding by a camera violated her constitutional rights because police can't delegate their police powers
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man being pursued by state police breaks off chase to fill out job application
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issues a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga postpones European tour due to severe pain issues, possible after-effects of being caught in golf-ball dimpling machine
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man helps himself to bacon from woman's plate. Surprisingly, she objects. Late-night hilarity at the Waffle House ensues
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nazi version of Twitter sues Google for not tolerating their intolerance
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker issues terrorist threat to run over accident victims and anyone that might be fleeing danger on foot
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman wants to sue paint company because painting her face pink turned her face pink
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TrumpWorld wannabee Carter Page sues Yahoo over an unflattering 2016 article. Fark: He's representing himself, filed a 400+ pg complaint, and likes to call himself "Dr. Page"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
You know how Hurricane Jose wasn't supposed to be an issue for the U.S.? Yeah, about that
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Police officer sues claiming he can't get a promotion because he's white
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
People creeped out by myriad little holes might want to avoid this season of American Horror Story. As well as people creeped out by idiot plotting, ghastly violence, slow-paced train wrecks, and Sarah Paulson
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook issues new guidelines that make "Those who share clickbait or sensationalism, or post misinformation and false news" on its site ineligible for ad revenue sharing. In other news, the volume of posts on Facebook expected to drop 95% shortly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not News: Warner Bros uses book as source for hit movie. Also not news: Author sues saying WB didn't get rights to book. News: WB claims the movie was based on historical fact. Fark: Movie was "The Conjuring" and WB must now prove ghosts exist
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He got dumped. You read about it on Fark. Facepunching ensued
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sues loan company for false advertising when A) she doesn't get the loan amount they promised, B) she doesn't get the interest rate they promised, or C) she doesn't get the orgasm they promised
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Comcast sues for the right to provide crappy internet service as a monopoly
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Sun September 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manatee County issues emergency update on Irma with an ASL "interpreter" who CLEARLY has no idea what he's doing. This captioned video describes what he was actually telling Deaf people
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Equifax has signed up everyone affected by their recent breach for complimentary monitoring through their TrustedID service. In unrelated news, this morning Equifax changed the EULA for TrustedID to say that users can't sue or join a class action
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
White supremacist threatens to sue media outlet over photoshopped image he claims was made without his knowledge. The only problem - he photoshopped the image in question a month earlier
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Completely unaware of current hotly debated policy issues? Check. Racist reactionary? Check. Twice removed from a state supreme court due to ethics issues? Check. Alabama, get ready to vote for your next U.S. Senator
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A mandatory evacuation order has been issued for residents of Southern Florida with special needs. So, pretty much everyone
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to run NASA has no science or engineering background, but he used to run the Tampa Air and Space Museum. And says he has an interest in space issues because of tornadoes
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Fri September 01, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Level three evacuation orders issues for Jolly Mountain fire. Apparently, the mountain's not so jolly when it's burning
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Why did the South go Republican? Track the elections in terms of the single issue of white supremacy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans consider their hatred of the federal government is a point of pride, with the state having sued the feds no less than 48 times in the last 8 years. Yessir Texas has no use for those overbearing bureaucrats...until the rains fall
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Hoplophobe professor admits he's wearing body armor. Not as comfortable as a cardigan with suede elbows and a pipe but it is a different era
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouding of the issues
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Thu August 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, TX flood victims: Starting tomorrow, it'll be harder to sue your insurer for dragging out or simply refusing to pay your claim. BONUS: Even if you win, the insurance company's penalties are reduced too
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Wed August 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr not happy with his Uber rating so company gives him a few tips on how to improve it. Hilarity ensues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marijuana use causes joint issues
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Facing bleak re-election prospects in 2004, Karl Rove decided to whip up the turnout of the GOP "base" by putting anti-gay marriage initiatives on the ballot in key swing states. 2017 GOP leaders are scrambling to find an issue to do that with again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS suicide bomber gets cold feet, runs away after coming under fire. Explosionarity ensues (with video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus has daddy issues
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House issued a statement that said, "Sebastian Gorka did not resign, but I can confirm he no longer works at the White House"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM now: A small number of Chevy Bolts face battery issues. GM in a few weeks: We're recalling a million Chevy Bolts
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Uber has been sued at least 433 times in 2017, but the year is still young
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Isn't that cute, an Appeals Court has now ruled that a woman who got fired for being 'too cute' can now sue her boss (with 'too cute' pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News interviewer finds the one Democrat in a Kentucky diner to get a reaction to last night's Trump event. Hilarity ensues
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you need extra cash, you probably shouldn't pawn your work issued laptop. Especially if you're a city councilman. Especially not 9 times
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri refuses to halt an execution scheduled for 7pm tonight despite the condemned's lawyers producing DNA evidence that they say completely exonerates him. His only hope is Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch issuing a stay. UPDATE: Governor has issued a stay of execution
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Virginia issues FOUR arrest warrants for the crying Nazi. Many more to follow
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