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Headlines matching 'sue'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Fox Sports) Cool US Women's Soccer star Alex Morgan will pose nude but in bodypaint for SI's swimsuit issue  (msn.foxsports.com) (42)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting This is a real eye opener. Pair of blind joggers are being sued for running into another jogger  (ottawacitizen.com) (9)
(Guardian) Amusing Falkland Islands newspaper editor calls Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner a biatch. With picture showing what the real issue might be  (guardian.co.uk) (78)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Cubist to sue Hospira, won't admit it's a bunch of random shiat on a canvas  (chicagotribune.com) (2)
(Sports Illustrated) Sad Peyton Manning has made a complete and full recovery from neck surgery, except for that pesky "unable to throw a football" issue,  (tracking.si.com) (26)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman sued by co-creator Tony Moore because Moore believes he was swindled out of his rights to the material. What is it with comic book creators named "Moore" making stupid decisions regarding contracts?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (11)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Wicked Willy) Amusing The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity"  (wtsp.com) (23)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Spiffy You may get arrested if you tell the police your 6 lbs of marijuana has been stolen. Or, the cops may catch the burglars and allow you to sue for the value of the weed  (nbcbayarea.com) (62)
(NBC San Diego) Dumbass Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues  (nbcsandiego.com) (56)
(Wired) Amusing Maximum Trolling - Man claims he actually invented the internet and sues Google, Youtube, Yahoo and Amazon for using his invention  (wired.com) (103)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WTOP) Dumbass Parent of the year can't figure out why failing to get his kids to school 150 times in the past two years is an issue  (wtop.com) (115)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney blasts the ruling overturning Proposition 8. Not because of the social issues at stake, but because he wasted all that money getting it passed in the first place   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (311)
(FamousDC) Amusing Congresswoman Sue Myrick is retiring. Here is her greatest House floor speech  (famousdc.com) (42)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Courtney Love threatens to sue author over unlawfully obtained deposition papers, may settle out of court for a cheeseburger and some blow  (blog.seattlepi.com) (13)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Cool Muslim clerics issue a fatwa. Against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women  (thestar.com) (104)


Sat February 04, 2012
(TMZ) Florida Newt Gingrich sued for assault and battery. At least he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, so he's got that going for him  (tmz.com) (84)


Fri February 03, 2012
(UPI) Silly College student sues fraternity for negligence because he fell off a deck after a bottle rocket went off in another student's rectum  (upi.com) (43)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Foundation offers psychic Sally Morgan $1,000,000 to prove that her psychic abilities are real. Sally Morgan instead threatens to sue them...WITH HER MIND  (huffingtonpost.com) (381)


Thu February 02, 2012
(TMZ) Obvious Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound  (tmz.com) (30)
(MSNBC) Misc Worst job in Science: These physicians injected an average of 20.5 cc using "a back-and-forth technique" into the deep soft tissue layers of the penises of 50 men. The product was then 'homogenized with a roller.'  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (82)
(Fox News) Interesting Tony Dorsett sues the NFL because he chose to play football  (foxnews.com) (70)
(Fox News) Fail Couple sue In Vitro Fertilization Doctor for giving them what they wanted, but not how they wanted it  (foxnews.com) (83)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Remember that lady who sued Honda over false mileage claims? Well, she just taught them a lesson in civics  (suntimes.com) (97)


Wed February 01, 2012
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Backlash: Osama Bin Laden death photos may be released after all. Judicial Watch has sued for release of the materials under Freedom of Information Law, and they apparently have a case  (nydailynews.com) (237)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious People aren't watching the Republican debates to learn about the issues - "It's like you're tuning in to a car race, you really want to see if there's a wreck"  (huffingtonpost.com) (66)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Obama passes on taking 18 of the 20 highest questions offered to him by voters via YouTube during recent Google hangout, but does address the pressing issues of dancing, gaming, and getting the late night munchies  (huffingtonpost.com) (145)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mother-of-the-year tarts up 5-year-old for TV, sues media for $30M because her snowflake is "perceived sexually"   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (172)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) Silly You know it's a slow news day when the Los Angeles Times takes issue with the accuracy of Google's Snowflake Doodle  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (34)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine When your little snowflake loses a toe in an escalator accident, do you C) sue the manufacturer of Crocs?  (ocregister.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (57)


Thu January 26, 2012
(CNBC) Amusing Illinois sues S&P over downgrade of state, pizza  (cnbc.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Florida Millions of homes in Florida and this guy had to pick a police officer's to break into. Hilarity ensues. (With "Ow,ow,ow" mugshot goodness)  (news4jax.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(TMZ) Followup Lindsay Lohan sued for hitting stroller with car. Be here next week when Lindsay Lohan is sued for shoving elderly people and scowling at puppies  (tmz.com) (33)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Guardian) Ironic Woman who planned to spread husband's ashes at sea to sue Carnival Cruiselines for doing it for her  (guardian.co.uk) (61)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother sues Disney Channel after she was spanked by warm-up comedian during taping of Good Luck Charlie (with unfortunate/awkward picture of said comedian)  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary An Al-Qaeda magazine was found smuggled into Guantanamo Bay prison. No word if it was an issue of Internet Tough Guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(Fark) Hero While we're doing really random topics, at least let's consider one that will have an impact on history: If you ran for President, what would you make your #1 issue?  (fark.com) (338)
(Scientific American) Obvious "Large, litigious copyright holders such as the MPAA and the RIAA will issue floods of copyright violation accusations to everyone from Google to Fark." This is why we have to protest, people (2nd paragraph from bottom)   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (1)
(GigaOM) Spiffy Now that iPhone is finally available on all three major carriers, iOS marketshare in the US has just jumped from 25.1% in October to 44.5% in December. See, they didn't need to sue everyone into submission after all  (gigaom.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Strange Nick Cannon reveals details of his kidney issues. "We didn't want to say 'kidney failure' so people would think I gotta get new kidneys and Gary Coleman and all that stuff"  (news.yahoo.com) (18)


Tue January 17, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Drunk driver who killed 2 people on Christmas 2007 has a moment of Florida clarity and decides to sue them  (tampabay.com) (239)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Politico) Asinine RIAA on SOPA outrage: "It sure seems like the deck is stacked to ensure no meaningful or balanced debate occurs on an issue that is very important to American jobs and our economy"  (politico.com) (336)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Bed Bath & Beyond pulls tissue holders from market because of glowing reviews. And by glowing, they mean they're made with Cobalt 60  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Neatorama) Interesting Shakespeare's bear in "The Winter's Tale" may have been portrayed by an actual bear. Huh... how about that? *subby exits, pursued by a bear*  (neatorama.com) (29)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Silver Haired Guy) Obvious Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair  (mcsweeneys.net) (42)
(Yahoo) Scary Without a trace of irony, Pakistan's military issues a statement warning of "grave consequences" in reponse to a statement by the Pakistani prime minister accusing the military of violating the country's constitution  (news.yahoo.com) (38)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup In response to Georgia plan to drug-test welfare recipients, state lawmaker submits bill to require drug testing for state legislators. Hilarity ensues  (onlineathens.com) (509)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Newsarama) Cool The ten best-selling single comic book issues of the past ten years  (newsarama.com) (67)
(Telegram) Interesting Bill would allow Massachusetts restaurants to donate leftover food to hungry without being sued  (telegram.com) (95)
(Marketwatch) Interesting Pentagon says it wants a leaner military. Plans to immediately issue smaller MRE's  (marketwatch.com) (57)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad C. Feldman alleges molestation, issues B.moresque era-appr. quip: "It was basically me laying there pretending I was asleep..." Plans to out alleged pedophiles when advantageous to alleged career. Hey C.F.-- What up with the youth?  (dailymail.co.uk) (95)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird India sues Monsanto for pirating eggplant  (wakeup-world.com) (82)
(Komo) Asinine Want to see a dash-cam video from a police cruiser? Then we'll sue you for asking, citizen. Bonus: Videos will only be released after statue of limitations expires for police misconduct  (komonews.com) (243)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Scientists now think that the great Khmer empire in Cambodia collapsed due to a prolonged drought, and not because of immigration issues caused by too many Ankgor babies as previously thought  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ACLU) Spiffy ACLU's Liberty Watch 2012 issues its Civil Liberties Report Card on the candidates: Highest Score (and lowest probability of actually being elected): Gary Johnson  (aclulibertywatch.org) (39)
(WTOP) Hero Lone woman sues Honda in small-claims court for not delivering promised mpg in her hybrid. Fark: After opting out of the class action lawsuit that Honda settled with $200 to owners and an $8.5 million payout to trial lawyers  (wtop.com) (119)


Mon January 02, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Weird Advert points out that men don't wear tampons. Outrage predictably ensues  (3news.co.nz) (383)
(The Raw Story) Interesting Cantor: "I'll never compromise my core issues" Reporter: "What about Reagan? He raised taxes." Cantor: "You know what? I never thought of things that way. Interesting" No, ha ha, just joking...he spazzed out  (rawstory.com) (205)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Protective People) PSA Police ponder public porn problem? Pfft, proliferation protests push puritanical principles. Protecting pre-pubescent progeny praiseworthy, providing poised policy pursued  (windsorstar.com) (44)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Newt Gingrich gets choked up recalling his sick mother. I guess abandoning her to pursue a younger, healthier mother took its toll on him  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)


Fri December 30, 2011
(LA Times) Amusing Today's big issue: should the homeless be allowed to watch internet porn at the library?  (opinion.latimes.com) (107)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious It's time again for your "Obama gets a free ride on the tough issues by the liberal media" media story of the day  (realclearpolitics.com) (119)
(ABC) Misc Rick Perry draws blank on landmark Texas anti-sodomy Supreme Court case; Rick Santorum frothing at the mouth for the chance to backdoor his way into the issue, no buts about it  (abcnews.go.com) (182)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Neckbearded former QB for the Bears and Broncos sues over bad investments. DAMMIT ORTON  (chicagotribune.com) (22)
(MSNBC) Obvious Jews threaten to sue internet over allowing access to Muslims  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (78)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Apple Insider) Spiffy Apple is going to patent your face so they can sue your butt off, or something like that  (appleinsider.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Amusing Bikini barista espresso stand sues barista for going to work at competing bikini barista espresso stand  (thejobmouse.com) (140)
(NYPost) Dumbass Tourist from Tennessee brings pistol to 9/11 memorial in New York City and asks cop if she can check it at the door, hilarity ensues  (nypost.com) (379)
(Denver Post) Silly Some politicians fight for abortion bans, some for gay rights, some for less taxes, some for legalized marijuana. Some fight for real issues, like "a vote for me is a vote for an 'In-N-Out Burger' franchise in our town"  (blogs.denverpost.com) (54)
(LA Times) Strange Appellate court lets woman sue man whose flying body parts struck her after he was hit by a train, noting that "flying bodies" case law is a little sparse  (latimes.com) (112)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Girl) Dumbass SC woman sues bar for not checking her ID and then it gets stupid  (abcnews4.com) (169)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)
(Unicorn Booty) Fail Taylor Lautner's People Magazine 'Coming Out' Issue Goes Viral Even Though He's Not Gay  (unicornbooty.com) (47)
(Celebitchy) Obvious Lady Gaga sued by former assistant who says she's crazy. You don't say  (celebitchy.com) (33)


Sun December 25, 2011
(LA Times) Asinine L.A. might sue Occupy L.A. protesters for financial damages. Note to City of LA: OWS protesters have no cash, hence the protesting  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (241)


Thu December 22, 2011
(SeattlePI) Obvious Maricopa Country sheriffs office is sued over its surgical bondage fetish  (seattlepi.com) (45)


Wed December 21, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Kim Jong Un issues first order as president. I bet it was for a banana split  (cnn.com) (134)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Now it is 1984 / Knock-knock at your front door / It's the suede-denim secret police / They have come to Indonesia  (news.yahoo.com) (31)
(TMZ) Followup James Cameron is sued again by someone else claiming to have created Avatar. What's next, someone suing Cameron for stealing the story for Titanic?  (tmz.com) (45)


Mon December 19, 2011
(TMZ) Followup All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs  (tmz.com) (94)
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. USA Today has released its annual "I'm a social leper with no communication skills and need advice on how to handle even the most simplistic issues" advice column. Not that anybody here needs that, of course  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (37)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Facebook threatens to sue Mark Zuckerburg. No, not that one  (mashable.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Amusing Two gay dads discover they will be grandfathers. Fabulousness ensues  (jezebel.com) (186)


Fri December 16, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida And the sign said "The next salesman, Jehovah's Witness, will be greeted with a loaded shotgun. Ring my door bell or knock on my door at your own risk. If I blast you, you have nobody to blame but yourself" Hilarity ensued  (tampabay.com) (136)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Above the Law) Fail Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy. Google results now show thousands of hits for "Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy"  (abovethelaw.com) (151)
(Reuters) Stupid Nativity scene in Caracas features Hugo Chavez next to baby Jesus. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?  (reuters.com) (55)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney decides to shmooze with a Vietnam veteran on a campaign stop; a gay Vietnam vet dining with his husband. Fabulous hilarity ensues  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage  (palmbeachpost.com) (55)


Fri December 09, 2011
(TMZ) Amusing James Cameron sued by man who claims to have created the idea for Avatar in 1997. Apparently, "blue people in 3-D" was unheard of until then  (tmz.com) (46)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting Playboy marketing team leaks cover shot of Lindsay Lohan issue. Right?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (81)


Tue December 06, 2011
(ABC) Interesting According to Rick Perry, the 'human rights for gays' issue has something in common with the Republican party  (abcnews.go.com) (145)
(Some Guy) Interesting In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued  (theparisreview.org) (330)
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic A decidedly sexy looking Scarlett Johansson covers the January issue of Cosmo and admits marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best decision she ever made ... but discovered that she wasn't into the work of keeping it going  (bittenandbound.com) (112)
(Starpulse) Fail Angelina Jolie sued over her new movie. Hell, I want my money back after reading that article  (starpulse.com) (24)


Fri December 02, 2011
(TMZ) Sad Uncle Al the Kiddie's Pal bids adieu. Laugh-In's Alan Sues dead at age 85  (tmz.com) (42)
(VentureBeat) Strange Government approves Google's $400M acquisition of Admeld. Antitrust issues? What antitrust issues?  (venturebeat.com) (9)
(Daily Mail) Amusing "Rihanna and Christina Aguilera simulating S&M on The X Factor have a direct correlation to small-town girls going to discos in nothing more than a scrap of tissue and a thong, hoping for a 'shout-out'"  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)
(Patriot Ledger) Stupid Girl sues school because she sent naked pictures to another student and the obvious happened  (patriotledger.com) (117)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Opera-singing dentist sues patient who complained about her on Yelp. WIth photo of what a dentist on the 69th floor of the Chrysler Building might look like  (nydailynews.com) (58)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass Man sues MSNBC for airing an interview with Michael Jackson's doctor. Because he says it infringes on his yet-to-be-released animation film about Jackson's death  (hollywoodreporter.com) (12)
(Gawker) Dumbass Remember when Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" offended gays and Jews in one fell swoop and then issued an even more offensive non-apology? Who's ready for thirds?  (gawker.com) (41)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church  (greenvilleonline.com) (76)
(The Smoking Gun) Followup That viral story about a man getting sued for tattooing a steaming pile of poop on his cheating girlfriend's back? Totally full of crap  (thesmokinggun.com) (69)
(WFSB Rocky Hill) Weird Woman steals ornaments at craft fair, uses ornament to stab pursuer while fleeing police. I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas  (wfsb.com) (32)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Merck sues Facebook for giving Merck control over Merck's web page then acting confused when Merck complained  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Fri November 25, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Marketing geniuses at Qantas launch slogan contest on Twitter one day after labor talks break down. Hilarity ensues  (bbc.co.uk) (17)
(Huffington Post) Silly Sue Paterno told to leave swimming pool on the Penn State campus. Before you get outraged, remember, her husband's no longer a university employee and techincally she was trespassing  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Historian Douglas Brinkley issues a verbal beatdown to uppity Congressman. Now with "shocked and awed" aide photo goodness  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (215)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Singapore publisher sues Yahoo. Uh guys, I think we're getting sued  (finance.yahoo.com) (4)


Mon November 21, 2011
(CNBC) Fail Former AIG CEO sues the U.S. Taxpayers for spending $182 billion saving his pathetic company  (cnbc.com) (91)
(BBC) Obvious Porn sites sue .xxx domain operator, saying that supporting comments were obvious fakes; that high fees are treating site operators like an A2M; and that mounting costs make the plan one big money shot  (bbc.co.uk) (44)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)


Sun November 20, 2011
(LiveLeak) Amusing Riccardo Patrese, the ironman of F1, takes his wife out for a little spin. On the track. Hilarity, shrieking. and Italian curses does indeed ensue  (liveleak.com) (17)
(CNN) Strange German soccer referee attempts suicide before Bundesliga match, is found alive and is immediately issued a yellow card for flopping  (cnn.com) (7)


Sat November 19, 2011
(NYPost) Interesting Actress sues New York City for failing to stop reckless bicyclists. "Just because they wear spandex doesn't mean they know what they're doing"  (nypost.com) (177)


Thu November 17, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Female teacher accused of operating porn sites on school-issued computer, including MySluttyTeacher.com ... A++  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (285)
(Boston.com) Asinine Mitt Romney's staff erased state issued hard drives when he left Massachusetts. Somehow, this is Obama's fault  (boston.com) (36)
(Daily Mail) Fail Pilot locks self in bathroom, then sends passenger with Middle Eastern accent to bang on cabin door for help. Hilariity ensues  (dailymail.co.uk) (154)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In a fight that's sure to last longer than their first bout shown on Fox, UFC sues New York in an effort to overturn ban on live MMA fights  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)
(Buffalo.com) Video Buffalo Bills take break from winning to pursue rap career  (home.buffalo.com) (23)
(Some Circuit Court) Sappy Texas appeals court rules owner of mistakenly euthanized dog can sue for damages based on sentimental value rather than replacement cost. "Dogs are unconditionally devoted to their owners"  (courthousenews.com) (86)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Local10) Florida If the boyfriend you're picking up from jail immediately attacks and strangles you, it may be a sign your relationship has some unresolved issues  (local10.com) (80)
(Life.com) Amusing After 75 years and 2,237 issues, how on earth is an iconic American magazine supposed to choose its 20 worst, embarrassing, woefully god-awful and downright hideous covers of all time? LOUDLY, that's how  (life.com) (125)
(Daily Mail) Weird Kathy Griffin recreates Janet Jackson's famous topless Rolling Stone cover. Handful of issues marked half off  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Tornado Watch issued for the Indianapolis region. Citizens are urged to seek shelter in Lucas Oil Stadium, where there is no chance of a touchdown  (theindychannel.com) (107)
(Tech Crunch) Interesting Company being sued by patent trolls goes on the offensive. May implement "Jack sh*t and go f*ck yourself" strategy in the case of Fark v. Patentroll  (techcrunch.com) (89)
(Daily Mail) Fail NC couple sues AirTran for $100,000 from the airline for mental and emotional distress due to cockroaches on the plane. AirTran was just happy to have a full flight  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(Short List) Cool If buying a Porsche is a sign of a mid-life crisis, then Brad Pitt's got issues  (shortlist.com) (27)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Y☢u kn☢w, if y☢u ☢verl☢☢k certain min☢r issues Japan is a pretty nice destinati☢n  (washingtonpost.com) (49)
(YouTube) Video SHMHC examines your Individual Thought Patterns and extracts the perfect link to celebrate the recent reissue of Death's landmark album. Here's The Philosopher  (youtube.com) (26)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Telegraph) Obvious Psychologist says a stiff drink will help your child with anger issues  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Short List) Stupid How much can a person sue a spa for providing them with sub-standard complimentary breakfasts?  (shortlist.com) (36)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Inmate sues Florida for turning prison cell into gas chamber  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (76)
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor  (consumerist.com) (38)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting TV station hit with $1 million defamation verdict in favor of a kindly holistic healer that totally won't sue over a friendly and mildly informative online headline  (startribune.com) (36)
(Daily Mail) Sick Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Mississippi's proposed new law defining a fertilized egg as a person could force coroners to investigate miscarriages and allow people to sue on behalf of an egg that didn't implant in the uterus due to birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (209)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Hero trumps Follow-Up) Hero After their offices were firebombed for saying that Mohammed would be on their next cover, did Charlie Hebdo: c) Rename the new issue 'Love is Stronger than Hate' and depicted Mohammed making out with their editor?  (businessinsider.com) (139)
(The Nation) Sick Ohio GOP is so scared that they may lose on Issue 2 they just decide to cancel early voting  (thenation.com) (198)
(The Inquirer) Misc Apple reiterates that the daylight savings issue is not a problem in the iPhone, it is a glitch in the spacetime continuum that should be fixed by the engineers that created it  (theinquirer.net) (60)
(TMZ) Followup Justin Bieber plans to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of crazy woman's child, and sue her for spreading the completely untrue rumors that he has sex with women  (tmz.com) (61)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Fark) Followup *** IMPORTANT *** Waterbury Fark Party Nov 5 Postponed due to weather related issues  (fark.com) (15)
(Telegraph) Scary French satirical magazine goes where South Park feared to tread, proudly announces the Prophet Muhammad would be editor-in-chief of this week's issue. Molotovarity ensues  (telegraph.co.uk) (189)


Thu November 03, 2011
(MSNBC) Dumbass Not news: Unhappy with wedding pictures, man sues photographer. News: Six years later. Fark.com: He wants to recreate the images 6 years later, after he's already divorced, and after his wife has moved to Latvia  (msnbc.msn.com) (117)
(cfnews13.com) Florida Ex-Daytona Beach commissioner sues over bathroom sex sting. He doesn't have a very wide stance to operate from  (cfnews13.com) (27)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely I don't know what a Bieber is, but it's being sued for paternity by a woman who is 100% not an attention whore  (dailymail.co.uk) (102)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Kentucky gubernatorial candidate tries desperately to make an issue out of his opponent participating in a Hindu ceremony. Why, yes, he IS a Republican. How did you know?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (212)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Too $hort is being sued for allegedly grabbing a woman's breast. In related news, Too $hort still exists  (bet.com) (54)
(Daily Mail) Fail After receiving racy email photos from a fan, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo confuses 'delete' and 'forward'. Hilarity ensues  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Kadafi's family to sue NATO for the willful murder of their beloved murderer  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (105)
(OzSoapbox) Asinine Woman in Taiwan clicks Facebook 'like' button, now being sued for defamation. 'Like' this story at your own risk  (ozsoapbox.com) (44)
(Deadline) Followup Sylvester Stallone is being sued for plagiarism by a man who claims the actor stole his short story. It's hard to believe anyone would want to claim responsibility for that storyline  (deadline.com) (26)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Conservatives figuring out that Mitt Romney's only policy position is in opposition to taking policy positions on tough issues  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (146)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule  (mirror.co.uk) (68)
(Some Guy) Fail Big Bank protest planned?|✓| Gather thousands of followers? |✓| Issue explicit instructions to remove all your money and be friendly? |✓| Check calendar | |  (wjrr.com) (184)
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(New York Daily News) Ironic 60-year-old musician sues for age discrimination after he's denied entry into "young artists" competition. Fark: He now wants 88-year-old judge dismissed from his case because he's too old  (nydailynews.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Stupid Harley to recall 300,000 motorcycles. Noted not for the number, but for the fact that HD finally broke down and issued a recall for an embarrasingly obvious design flaw  (news.yahoo.com) (95)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary First look ever at "The Lorax"'s villainous Once-ler, a beast so horrible even Dr. Suess refused to draw it  (veryaware.com) (76)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Interesting DuPont sues Monsanto over a genetic corn seed patent. Something tells me no matter who wins, the rest of us lose  (desmoinesregister.com) (27)
(Google) Spiffy NFL Films digs through frozen tundra of its entire DVD back catalog, issues 115 titles via digital download for first time ever  (google.com) (25)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Air Force: We're no longer investigating UFOs. Reporter: Then why do Air Force personnel still have instructions on how to deal with them? Air Force: If you could just keep your eyes on this standard issue neuralyzer  (huffingtonpost.com) (135)
(Some Franco) Strange James Franco pulls out of mafia biopic due to contractual issues that aren't soooooooooooo good  (digitalspy.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Fail Dear Customer, Thank you for quietly notifying us of a glaring security flaw in our website. Please accept this complimentary gift basket containing a police visit, blame for the issue, a bill for fixing it and termination of your account  (techdirt.com) (86)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Actress sues IMDB over it publishing her age. As a bonus, she's doing it so people don't find out her age. I'm sure the lawsuit will not draw any attention to her  (bbc.co.uk) (80)
(Newsplex) Stupid Your snowflake voluntarily left a concert, and then something bad happened to her outside? SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE  (newsplex.com) (259)
(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher  (wusa9.com) (15)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Writer sues Hangover Part 2 filmmakers for using Find Word and Replace  (huffingtonpost.com) (12)


Mon October 17, 2011
(LA Times) Sad Sue Menger, Hollywood super-agent, dead at 79. How she cleaned up her office after The Aristocrats audition, I'll never know  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (13)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Samsung sues Apple to block iPhone 4S sales in Australia, saying the originality is a patent lie  (stuff.co.nz) (152)

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