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142 headlines found matching 'sue'
Thu September 03, 2015
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What? You mean this law banning discrimination on the basis of race, creed, gender (et al.) means that we can be sued for discriminating? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Wed September 02, 2015
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis' campaign for governor will face its first major challenge in a couple of weeks, as the candidate struggles make it past Kentucky Bourbon Week without any major pants-related issues
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents sue to stop their child's gender reassignment surgery. Fark: She's 48 years old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle sues the former head of his charity foundation over an unpaid loan of $185,000, says he'll take repayment over the next 10-15 years in candy bars and cigarettes
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(123)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fox News reader reads her name on a toy hamster, sees resemblance, sues, returns to exercise wheel
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Tue September 01, 2015
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Transplant surgeons begin using machine that reanimates hearts after death, raises ethical issues. With HOLY FARK IT LIVES demonstration
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(74)
 
(Some Food Inspector)
 
 
 
The rare burger issue: diners want to look sophisticated ordering meat, but are too cheap to spring for a decent ribeye
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Sun August 30, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Doctor issued medical marijuana prescriptions to anyone who asked for them. People started getting suspicious when all the drug addicts started showing up
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weatherman doesn't know what "N.W.A" stands for. Hilarity ensues
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Sat August 29, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky's favorite homophobic county clerk unwittingly issues a marriage license to woman and transgender man, doesn't burst into flames
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Thu August 27, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl being sued for €38,000 after causing skiing accident, faces terrible prospect of having her future allowances garnished
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Reuters employee sends random email to all 30,000+ employees at the company. ReplyAll-larity ensues Bonus: 'Recall Message' was used too
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman sues adult movie company after she unknowingly let her brother enjoy the coming attraction
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Wed August 26, 2015
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
8/26 New Comics Previews: Last issue of Magneto, first appearance of the Master of Magnets
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
General Mills sued by Psychic Readers Network after they used Miss Cleo in an ad for French Toast Crunch. You think she'd have at least had the courtesy to warn them ahead of time
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Mon August 24, 2015
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Burglar spots fire hazard during break-in and calls 911. Jailarity ensues
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Fri August 21, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ellen Page debates fellow Canadian Ted Cruz on LGBT issues at Iowa State Fair, proves Canada sent wrong Canuck to run for President
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists that told the world gluten sensitivity exists have reviewed their research and issued an "Our bad" when they discover gluten sensitivity doesn't exist
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Thu August 20, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that a "Professional Sex Counselor" would issue warnings about female Viagra, because of reasons
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
George W. Bush, Dick, Cheney and others are being sued over claims that they authorized blanket wiretaps and surveillance of residents of Salt Lake City during the 2002 Olympics in a suit by some nut-job calling himself "the former Mayor of SLC"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary big brown bear gets run over by a Jeep, then "OH FARK FARK FARK FARK" ensues
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you have to sue the management company of the reservoir where your kids drowned for neglect, but to get countersued for a "corpse pollution fee" is a bit much
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(45)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man builds patio with dumped military headstones. You bet some veterans have an issue with this
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rowan county clerk Kim Davis, who refuses to issue marriage licenses because of her religious beliefs, has divorced twice because of course she has
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family of 8-year-old girl sued because the crows she has been feeding are murder on the neighbors' million-dollar houses
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Thu August 13, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain conspiracy theorist sues once again for proof that the Nirvana singer was murdered. Hopefully once he proves that, he can reveal how the CIA killed Dale Earnhardt for knowing too much
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: I was for fetal tissue research before I was against it
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(108)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Man creates Facebook account pretending he's Target, and responds to customer complaints about gender neutrality. Hilarity ensues
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(116)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling sues TMZ for him losing the Los Angeles Clippers. Let's go to the video tape
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Mon August 10, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
BLM finally issues a permit for Burning Man, dropping demands for a "lavish" BLM compound with flush toilets and 24 ice cream service, meaning construction of Mark Zuckerberg's gold-plated helipad can begin at once
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Sat August 08, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Chaos ensues at WND after they learn the GOP favors NSA surveillance
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Couple denied credit on a car decides to try the "handgun" method of negotiation, jailarity ensues
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In what is in no way a repeat from 2008, Clinton's avoidance of taking firm positions on issues is starting to cost her support
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Fri August 07, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Someone timed the advertisements for "Straight Out of Compton" that ran during the GOP debate and timed the discussion on racial issues at the GOP debates; the commercials ran longer
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Thu August 06, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas abortion clinics don't file fetal tissue transfer reports because they don't transfer fetal tissue. Kansas pro-lifers insist that's exactly what someone would do if they were trying to cover up fetal tissue transfers
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Wed August 05, 2015
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Ravens have long denied that they tipped off the Indianapolis Colts to air-pressure issues with the Patriot's game balls. They lied
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gas prices fall for 20 straight days due to ... *** shakes Magic 8 Ball *** ... a weakening market for crude oil and the resolution of U.S. refinery issues. Hey wait, when did the Magic 8 Ball start giving real answers?
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(US News)
 
 
 
Drone drops package of heroin in the middle of prison yard. Hilarity ensues
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(46)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wisp-like apparition (R-OK) tells US Senate that abortion is a "men's issue too"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Stripe beer sued by consumers who really thought it was brewed in Jamaica, mon
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity puts 26 GOP voters in the same room and asks them to discuss Donald Trump. Thunderpdome ensues
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay fire up Google Maps and try to follow along: An Israel human rights group, who won a $330 million judgement against North Korea in a US District Court is trying to get a Mexican court to issue a writ to seize a NK freighter docked there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And your legal question of the day: If a superhero trashes a city during his fight for justice, can he be sued for the damage?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CFB analyst/right wing nutjob Craig James sues Fox Sports after getting fired for being a right wing nutjob because now only right wing nutjob broadcasters will hire him
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Sun August 02, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Never mind unimportant stuff like where they stand on issues - what would presidential candidates look like with beards?
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Sat August 01, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If a credit agency thinks you're dead, the best way to prove them wrong is to sue the life out of them
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Guy posts 30 second video of cops arresting guy, talks smack about said cops. Cops release their video of the entire arrest. Bodycamlarity ensues
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Fri July 31, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Driverless-car era faces huge hurdle: Allstate and their insurance industry friends, who want you to keep on crashing. "When you're as big as we are and insure 16 million households, it doesn't take much of a degradation to be a real revenue issue"
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Thu July 30, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
♪ Happy birthday to you, if you sing this we'll sue, but the Copyright Office might tell us fark you ♫
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Tue July 28, 2015
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania city passes ordinance outlawing the discharging of firearms randomly into the air. Naturally, gun rights advocates had an issue with this, forcing the city to pass it for a second time
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(317)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Moms try and guess what various porn terms mean, awkwardness ensues
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(39)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Second Suez Canal set to open soon. In other news, someone built a second Suez Canal
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(28)
 
(Texas Public Radio)
 
 
 
"We are collecting 75 thousand signatures to place the issue of Texas Independence as a non-binding referendum on the Republican Party primary ballot in 2016," and there's not a thing the GOP can do to stop them
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Fri July 24, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you wave a truck through to make a left turn in front of you, and the truck hits a cyclist, you may get yourself sued
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today in apt names for careers: Dr. Teet -- who does breast augmentations -- is being sued
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(Time)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar takes on the issue of body-shaming female athletes. Still can't explain why lots of times he doesn't run down court and doesn't really try except during the playoffs
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Nothing divides people into two different camps quite like the issue of: A) Abortion B) Religion C) Does chili need to have beans in it in order to be considered real chili
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Mon July 20, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Beijing's overcrowding issue of 21.52 million residents has been solved. The solution? Make it a colossal enormous gigantic astronomic vast mega supercity of 130 million
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Sat July 18, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The "good ol' days" of school in the '80s -- which would get you arrested, sued, visited by Children's Services and run out of town on a rail today. Also charged with various forms of discrimination
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I need a birth certificate for my Texas-born child." "Let's see some U.S.-issued identification." "I don't have any." "Then your kid can't have the birth certificate." "But they're U.S. citizens." "So?"
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Fri July 17, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The woman from the street harassment video has sued the director, the organization, TGI Fridays, Google and Youtube for $500,000. Good luck with that
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Wed July 15, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood issues a statement regarding the video that accuses them of selling baby parts, "We are getting 'reimbursed', not selling"
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(381)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The NY Post devotes three consecutive issues to humiliating one random homeless guy who just happens to live in the Editor-In-Chief's neighborhood. Some NY Post employees have a problem with this
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Tue July 14, 2015
(Grist)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite crazies - environmental activists, Teabaggers, fundamentalist Christians - meet in Fark's favorite state and shockingly unite against even lower-wattage Floridians on solar-electricity issue
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Mon July 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
KISS makes a return trip to the theme park with Scooby Doo and releases a brand new song titled "Don't Touch My Ascot". Presumably, if you do, Gene will sue you
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(14)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Link to our website? We'll sue you
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(57)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From the "WTF?" headline file comes this doozy: "Zoroastrians sue rapper Snoop Dogg for disrespecting their faith"
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(58)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ready to be outraged? Guess how many vetoes Obama has issued in the last 6 1/2 years?
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
I can haz vakashuns? Cheezburger CEO steps down to pursue other opportunities
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(38)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of quitting over having to issue same-sex marriage licenses, county clerk wants Kentucky to issue marriage licenses online so he can get some relief from ongoing violation of his religious freedom
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(118)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Gov. Brownback issues order protecting religious liberty in KS. Still no cure for Kansas financial cancer
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(126)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TX Declaration of Secession: "The institution known as negro slavery....her people intended should exist in all future time." TX School Board that re-wrote civil war teaching standards "Slavery was a side issue to the Civil War"
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(707)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Renegade therapists spurn traditional playbook, urge couples to have hot monkey sex before tackling their relationship issues, rather than the other way around
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(62)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police seize uninsured ice cream van. Hilarity ensues
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(48)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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(31)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC issues statement responding to the 44 complaints it received over the Kanye West Glastonbury broadcast: "We issued a warning it was possible to be offended by not only his foul language, but the horribleness of what he calls singing"
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(59)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Simpsons creator Matt Groening sued by ex-employee for being "anti-Hispanic". Bumblebee Man and Senor Spielbergo have already been subpoenaed to testify
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(61)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Redmond: Latest Windows 10 build has 'no significant known issues'. White Star Line: Our new luxury liner Titanic has 'no significant known issues'
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(95)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal has a Twitter Q&A, gets asked, "Does Jesus ride dinosaurs with or without a saddle?" Of course hilarity ensues
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(65)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Judge issues orders in Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker trial. He cannot be addressed as the Hulkster, but he can be allowed one "plain bandana." "This is not going to be a carnival"
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(245)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas clerks don't have to issue marriage licenses to gay people
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(1067)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Zombie Reagan aides knew that Supreme Court justice Kennedy was going to flip on the same-sex marriage issue and did nothing, NOTHING to make sure conservatives had diapers when it was time for them to wet their twisted panties
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(30)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
6'10" tall blogger puts on suit and tie, pretends he was drafted by the NBA. Hilarity (and a lot of free drinks) ensues. w/vid
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(13)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crying conservative commentator tells her fellow Republicans to stop all their f*cking pansy-ass whining, accept gay marriage and have a wider stance on the issue
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(141)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A judge in Alabama is refusing to issue ANY marriage licenses, gay or straight, in protest of the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling
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(307)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Doctors issue health warning over skinny jeans. Fixed gear bikes and ironic taste in beer still only frowned upon
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(46)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple sues Waldorf-Astoria for refund after guest's gunfire ruins marriage before they could
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(61)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Education Week)
 
 
 
Ohio school district names one out of every five precious graduating snowflakes as valedictorian. No word regarding when the rest will sue for emotional distress
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(87)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal angrily says she will not resign from Spokane Police Commission, says the issue isn't as black and white as it may seem
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(167)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(18)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues ruling legalizing same-sex marriage in all states (in Mexico)
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(248)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kicker that transferred to Ohio State starts off on the wrong foot when he parks in Head Coach Urban Meyer's spot. Hilarity ensues
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal once sued Howard University -- for discriminating against her for being white
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Sun June 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberal attack dog Chris Wallace of Fox News repeatedly attempts to get Paul Ryan (R-WI) to explain what the GOP's alternative to Obamacare is, should ACA subsidies be stripped by the Supreme Court. Doublespeakilarity ensues
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(178)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Building owner sued by graffiti artists for painting over their work, because it violates the U.S. Visual Artists Rights Acts
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(211)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
DHS is SECRETLY recording citizens at an airport to help study behavioral patterns to determine "malicious intent." And the reason WND knows all about this SECRET is because DHS SECRETLY issued a press release
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch stepping down as CEO of 21st Century Fox to pursue career in super-villainy
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(13)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix company being sued for using Seinfeld as a business model
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(20)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Empire Records is suing Fox for its TV series about "Empire Records"-but only because Fox sued them first
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(21)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man sues actress, claiming her intense stare through his TV caused spiritual damage. No comment from Derek Zoolander
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(27)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart finally realizes theft is a big issue, will begin cracking down on shoplifters
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(106)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
A school took kids on a field trip to a sex shop. Amazingly, some people had an issue with that
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Science teacher suspended after sexual harassment claims. Naw, just kidding. He used cell jammer in class to keep kids focused on school work. "If we had parents trying to contact students ... that could have been a serious issue"
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(195)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Abbott & Costello heirs sue play over "Who's on First?" routine, hope lawsuit gets all the way to third base
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(38)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Broncos are the next team with deflation issues
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(36)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Couple sues realtor over house infested with... NOPE
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(104)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Remember how that Anthrax shipment issue wasn't really an issue and it was under control? Yeah... about that
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(28)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Warrants issued for several parents for the crime of cheering on their kids at their high school graduation
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Polling says Americans want media coverage to mostly focus on the issues this election season. "Hillary Clinton's wrinkles, you say? You got it" -Media
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If Obama is for it, then we're against it." Today's issue: Clean water
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(282)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The Canadian commission that has spent five years examining native residential schools, an issue that has already had commissions, says too many omissions, will recommend more commissions, perhaps commissions overseen by a commission
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Sun May 31, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC says it will not allow transfers that have had serious misconduct issues like domestic violence or sexual assaults into their conference
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sues multiple parties $11 million for failing to warn him that butane is flammable
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Bunny Sue Roux, a two-legged 'bunny cat' becomes Instagram's latest feline sensation. Have a hopping good Caturday
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(1138)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WV Man sues Dept of Ed, claiming teaching of evolution is preventing his daughter's dream of becoming a veterinarian
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center issues hurricane season prediction. Stores begin stocking up on bottled water, people begin buying wood to board their windows, home insurance companies begin raising their rates 50%
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(26)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times' "Strongest Strains on Earth" issue intentionally excludes Colorado pot because it's TOO good: "The Denver Cup annually produces the majority of the winners, so we thought we'd showcase strains from other Cups around the world"
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Thu May 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is alive and well and living in Brooklyn...and he is pissed. So he sued them, of course
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(27)
 
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Robotic butt named 'Patrick' helps medical students, IRS auditors and TSA agents with their intimacy issues
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(42)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The world's biggest brands could sue FIFA for millions over 'wasted' marketing budgets
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(41)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road fans find "Wilton Silver Color Mist" on Amazon. Hilarity ensues
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(170)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Remember how Conservatives said that ministers would be jailed for following their conscience and religious beliefs on the gay marriage issue and Liberals were all, "nuh-uh"? Yeah, about that
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(211)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Santorum on the tissues. . .er. . .issues
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(64)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
"We don't have a federal porn tax. Thus, we could say that the American government has issued a federal porn subsidy"
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Mon May 25, 2015
(WWL)
 
 
 
Last week: Bobby Jindal issues executive order on "religious freedom." This week: Louisiana tourism officials have a real problem with that
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Fri May 22, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
When is it OK to flip-flop on a major immigration issue? When you're Hillary and you crush the Republicans on it
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US "spy" plane: "This is the Chinese Navy ... You go,"- No word on whether the diplomatic issue is "you stay too long" or "you no tip"
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(69)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $83 million after collection agency sued her for $1,000 she never owed. Apparently turnabout is fair play
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Wed May 20, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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(112)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DJ Steve Aoki sued for breaking a fan's neck while crowdsurfing in a dinghy
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(53)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
"From this point forth there will no longer be recaps, photo galleries, trailers, or otherwise promotional items about Game of Thrones on The Mary Sue. The newsworthiness of other items will be discussed by the editorial team on a case by case basis"
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dominique Sharpton sues NYC to the tune of $5 million after spraining her ankle. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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(74)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Man sues hospital for losing part of his brain
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(56)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for road raging for the third time on your way to a union hearing to get your firefighting job back after you lost it for beating homeless people in a park, you might have some anger management issues
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(45)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Young man with a few thousand dollars at his disposal goes to auction to buy the squad car of his father who was killed in the line of duty. Bidding gets out of hand and when the gavel finally falls it was sold for almost $63K... and a box of tissues
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(70)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With no more pressing issues to tackle, New York moves to make it illegal to declaw cats
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(538)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The November 1972 issue of Playboy magazine is the magazine's best selling issue of all time. Why? Because the Lena Söderberg centerfold has been at the center of computer science for more than 40 years (SFW)
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(156)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have what I thought was a perfect marriage. I went to use his computer and discovered he chats online to strangers about our sex lives. Is this a big issue for our marriage or am I overreacting?" WELCOME TO FARK
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Thu May 07, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan after she failed to fulfill her community service hours. Again
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(51)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cable guy walks into a NFL player's home and doesn't recognize him. Hilarity ensues
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(66)
 

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