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152 headlines found matching 'sue'
Mon May 23, 2016
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Obtuse man jumps into Angle Lake, acute drowning ensues
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Draymond Green kicks player in groin, hilarity of all types ensues
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ontario High Shcool issues unfortunate diplomas. Don't worry, callidge will be better
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Will the NBA ever add a four-point line? Larry Bird and Reggie Miller give their opinions on this issue
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas anti-abortion group distributes questionnaires to lawmakers demanding to know where they stand on, let's call it, "the Maninmal Issue"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the U.S., we sue homophobic bakers. In Pakistan, the disgruntled brother of a bakery owner puts pesticide in pastries and kills 31 people
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Corporate drone live tweets a brainwashing session. Hilarity ensues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats threatened to sue actual Quakers for trademark infringement. The response by the Quakers to the company's lawyer is brilliant
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Tue May 17, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen sued by American Express over $287,879 in debt. #Winning
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The day's most improbable headline: "Jelly Belly Family Sued Over WWII Tank Death"
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner sued for serving Bill Cosby easy victims
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may sue the New York Times for their accurate expose of him
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
To resolve the issue, do not create a user account that contains the string "user" on the computer. And the string "Robert'); DROP TABLE Users;--" is right out
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fisting site members concerned with backdoor breach, Panthrs rsign Jagr, and a Sue Goog Seuss headline: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/8 - 5/14
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Tourists visiting Yellowstone NP from overseas load bison calf in their SUV, carry it to ranger station because they think it's cold. Hilarity ensues
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Identity theft and online security issues drive increasing number of Americans to shun internet commerce. Duh
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Thor: Ragnarok beginning filming next month, director Taika Waititi has asked fellow MCU directors James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Peyton Reed (Ant-Man) for advice via Twitter. Hilarity ensues
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says if rape was made a civil rights issue, it would "be legalized by Obama"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police officer working mall security beats the hell out of teenage girl riding bike, charges her with assault. Oops, video. Charges dismissed, cop and mall sued
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey morosely says Warner refused to reissue The Queen Is Dead for the album's 30th anniversary and heaven knows he's miserable now
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Hey, GOP, here's that politicized ruling against Obamacare that you asked for. Hey, why are you crying? Is this a bad time? Should I have waited to issue this until later?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Because Marvel felt the X-Men/Star Trek crossover from the '90s wasn't the nadir of the mutant franchise, they've gone and made an issue where The Flaming Lips will meet the X-Men
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Wed May 11, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart: We can't come out and say "we don't want to pay extra because Visa wants us to allow chip card customers to sign for their cards" because we can't replace the POS swipers fast enough. Let's sue them instead
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here is someone new to sue now. Will GOOG choose to sue Sue Googe now? Or will Google see the Seussing of the Sue Googe? Suessers do, sirs. Mix the fonts, Sue? I won't do it. I can't say it, I won't sue it
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The attacker suffered from 'psychiatric issues', so this is totally not a terrorist attack
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Faith-based" mental health "treatment center" convinces Iowa man he doesn't need all those anti-depressants and anti-psychotics he was prescribed, all he really needed was Jesus and vitamins. Suicide-attempt-larity ensues
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flame-eating topless clown sues the NYPD for wrecking her circus career ....because reasons (Not safe for work)
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a New York millionaire and a New York billionaire run for President and try to identify with the 'average' voter, hilarity is sure to ensue
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Silver Alert issued for missing 67-year-old man. Speaks broken English and is known for urinating on state monuments
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors who were treating drug addiction of Slipknot bass player before he died are being sued by widow on behalf of daughter who was born after daddy died. Apparently, the doctors farked up, so it's their collective faults
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Fri May 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Motorist crashes at high speed, with a monkey on his back. No, I don't mean he had issues with drugs...He had a monkey on his back. Bonus: Police determined that the monkey was not the driver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Irrelevant '90s talk show host sues irrelevant '90s pop star
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Unhappy Israeli man asks court to issue a restraining order against God. No word on how they plan to serve the papers
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
ASKAP discovers monster black hole; sues it for copyright infringement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists using the secrets of cotton candy to grow new tissue in lab. Sweet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monster Energy issues C&D letter to B-52's frontman Fred Schneider over "Monster Blend" produced by coffee company, warns it could turn into some cosmic thing
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Unresolved environmental issues aside, this Keurig-like machine creates perfect, piping-hot, organic corn tortillas at the rate of one a minute. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sues employer for trying to bore him to death
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Today in mental images you will never be able to scrub, Blac Chyna says there is a sex tape of her and Tyga, and she will sue to prevent its release. So, at least there's that comfort, because no one wants to see that
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Starbucks sued for $5 million over too much ice. That's cold
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are unsafe nuclear plants, then there are plants so unsafe the country issues iodine pills to all citizens
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Idaho man sues state for $5M because he only follows Mosaic law, and there's nothing in the Ten Commandments that requires a license plate on his car
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Chinese sportswear company to be sued by Under Armour in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
"It looks like you're trying to issue a Thunderstorm Warning. Clippy recommends upgrading to Windows 10 so you can better issue a Thunderstorm Warning"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Big Tissue wants you to believe bathroom hot-air hand dryers spread disease. Big Tissue is lying to you. Don't fall for the seductive lobbying charms of Big Tissue
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanking causes worse behavior ... but better daddy issues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad rants Reason: 382,756 why you should never take young kids on holiday. Hilarity ensues
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood has some new strategies to overcome issues it has had in the past with producing successful films based off of video games. First strategy - Make movies that suck less. Second strategy - keep Uwe Boll away from it
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Chinese third-graders hold the country's first modern classroom election - hilarity, cuteness, and chaos ensues
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
According to police, stolen police-issue firearms difficult to track
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The good news: judge says if you were a victim of the Ashley Madison cheating website hack, you can sue the company. The bad news: you have to admit you were a member of a cheating website. In court
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Sun April 24, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Environmental regulators refuse to issue a permit for an interstate pipeline. No, not that pipeline, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No...oh, nevermind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University Diving Team puts THE Slip and Slide on THE 5-meter diving platform. THE Hilarity Ensues. THE
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Lawyer threatens to sue restaurant because he did not get his $2.25 cup of soup. Lawyers deserve their own tag and a special place in hell
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Uber drivers are surprised to learn that they sued Uber, lawyers are going to get rich, and they're getting next to nothing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge orders a New Jersey school district pay a music teacher $1.8 million, saying her asthma and other chronic lung issues were caused by a moldy classroom the school forced her to teach in
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ikea issues warning after another child is badly injured while using their KÏNDREMÄÏMÊ line of dressers
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Thu April 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he hopes to take care of his issues and be ready to play in 2016. Apparently he doesn't understand the biggest issue he has is that none of the teams in the league want to have anything to do with him
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Tue April 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Clinton and Sanders think we should be able to sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11. Why not throw in Boeing, United Airlines and every president from 1972 onward?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man sues American cruise line company for obeying the immigration laws of the country he wanted them to take him to
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Sat April 16, 2016
(FindLaw)
 
 
 
Proving that he belongs in law school, 68-year-old man sues UConn, the only school of the 11 he applied to that rejected him
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Fri April 15, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After the third head coach in a row has issues with the 49ers' GM, maybe the head coaches are not the problem?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
Audio
 
The audio of the racist rant that Hulk Hogan sued Gawker to keep hidden has finally been released
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Cat decides to recline on top of train in Japan during rush hour. Hilarity ensues
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Most litigious man in the world sues Trump. No this is not about Kanye West
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Accountant sues organizers of sex festival after they bar him from entry because "he didn't have enough references from other swingers" (w/ pic of accountant that explains a lot)
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In news that most of us can get behind, Dubai's Islamic Authorities issues a fatwa against stealing your neighbor's wifi
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Obama is interviewed by Chris Wallace on Fox News, and is asked if he feels personally responsible for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Hilarity ensues
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
In this week's issue of "No Duh" magazine, study reveals most popular words in Chinese restaurant names are "China" and "Restaurant"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to regain the top spot from 12s for whining, Patriots fans sue to get draft pick back, cite 'emotional distress'
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Watch the chaos which ensues when you attempt to divide by zero on a Facit ESA-01 mechanical calculator
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Republican "Autopsy Report" issued following its drubbing in the 2012 election called for the party to champion immigration reform. Guess who had a problem with that
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drug suspect, 20, tries to flee from police on hoverboard. Jailarity ensues
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No matter what side of an issue you are on, it isn't usually good form for a straight up news story to call something "so-called"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sue, Sue Magina. Is the governor available? I'd like to discuss my menstrual cycle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sued over violent Kentucky rally
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Presumably with a calendar issue and thinking it was tomorrow, Jerry Jones called Browns owner Haslam one of the league's top five owners
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"I'm rubber and you're glue, I have a lawyer and I will sue. Anderson Cooper's a dumb-dumb. He's a stupid-head." Stephen Colbert interviews a cartoon Donald Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having trouble getting your 36-year-old snowflake to finally leave the nest? Sue her to kick her out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl dyes her hair blue to help get into character as an eel in a school production of 'The Little Mermaid.' Since this is Fark, it's a pretty safe bet that school administrators had an issue with it
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Tue March 29, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elton John sued for sexual harassment of a bodyguard, will try to see if he can come up with a proper legal tune
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Trek actor William Shatner, did you forget about a son you never had? Well you're being sued for $170m from a man claiming to be your son and he wants your DNA
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors allege a defender of an ISIS suspect is preaching jihad. Meanwhile the defender, an imam, admits to going to Mogadishu in 2013 to issue a fatwa...against violent extremism
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Sun March 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese authorities issued an advisory on "the right way to watch Korean dramas." Apparently Chinese citizens were in danger of watching while sitting upside down backwards or something
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wu Tang Clan rapper sues TMZ over damagingly incorrect 2014 report that he sliced off his own johnson
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Father sues over son's '10 minutes of terror' at a ski resort in Pennsylvania
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Fri March 25, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent cocaine escapades at LAX reveal a number of troubling security issues. TSA, TSA, TSA
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Former police officer: I'm not a racist and to prove it, I'm going to sue everyone
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman's daughter talks about Fun Size Horror and her bestie, Clive Barker. Confused? You won't be, after this week's edition of The Mary Sue
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say they engineered a zebrafish to grow rainbow-colored scales to help them study tissue regeneration and not because they got totally high the night before
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Thu March 17, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cartoonist Ted Rall sues Los Angeles Times for ruining his good name
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man comes home and finds spouse in G-string cooking dinner and "making a mess." Jailarity ensues
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Young homeless man who successfully sued two New Hampshire counties over imprisonments found dead in jail cell - featuring the most unfortunately-truncated URL ever
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Birmingham nightclub told it can't keep live crocodiles, so it's planning to get a shark tank instead: "I have four homeless crocodiles which are very hard to house. I didn't think it would be a big issue with the council"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The most contentious issue in today's NC primary? Barbeque
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists find that "good cholesterol" can sometimes be bad. Even politicians don't flip flop on the issues as much as health researchers
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(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Local tourism group enthusiastically designs billboard showing angler catching huge largemouth bass on a lure. But billboard is advertisement for Montana's Bitterroot River, where no bass live and fly fishing is nigh on religion. Sh*tstorm ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In the '90s, Kim Jong-il had issues with the tenderness of his beef. Also, his steaks weren't tender enough
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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Sat March 05, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court issues order dismissing petitions objecting to the U.S. high court's legalization of same-sex marriages ... and takes a swipe at Chief Justice Roy Moore
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Fri March 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women sue to stop New York tampon tax. And yet no one sued to stop the prevalence of New York douchebags
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
President Trump sues his golf course neighbors because evidently that is what presidents do now
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Dakota's Gov vetoes a bill that required transgender students to "use the bathroom of their gender at birth" saying it did not "address any pressing issue" the state was facing. Can we put this guy in charge of "voter ID laws " too?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This airline found out that if you don't have enough pilots, even if you increase the pay of the ones you do have, then you can't fly enough jets to keep yourselves in business and you'll be sued for breach of contract for breaching your contracts
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Journalist at Def Con wants to see how easy it is to be hacked. Hilarity ensues
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Manchester United boss demonstrates a dive for the fourth official. Internetary ensues
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Where is Trump most vulnerable? Here are the four crucial issues. Cruz, Rubio are you listening?
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Thu February 25, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Five-year-old Afghan boy photographed in his homemade Messi jersey goes viral, gets sued for copyright infringment. Just kidding. Messi works with UNICEF to get the kid an authentic, autographed jersey
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Doctor says increased public awareness of premature ejaculation issues can't come soon enough"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Warning issued about cancer pills sold online. Turns out they may actually kill your cancer
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
You'll go sploosh when you open your copy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue this year
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Once again, Hillary ensues
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Fri February 19, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Armed Muslim sues Christian business owner
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz to Donald Trump: "Go ahead and sue me, hoser"
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People thought Walter Yakoboski was nuts when bought Spider Man's 1962 debut issue for $1,200. Thirty-six years later, he's selling it for $400,000 so he can buy his dad's vegetable farm and a home for his other comics
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Consumer Product Safety Commission issues warning against Burny Sanders
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Cryoseism (aka frostquake) watch issued for Toronto area
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Venezuela could be facing serious fiscal issues soon, and gasoline prices could double, skyrocketing up to as much as $0.04 per gallon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A plus-size model will be featured in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And by plus-size, they mean a normal-sized woman
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Wed February 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hands up. Don't sue
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Obama complains Wi-Fi at the White House sucks: "This is an old building so there's a lot of dead spots where the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Actually it's an issue"
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Sat February 06, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Walmart sues Puerto Rico over 91.5% tax rate applicable only to Walmart. Puerto Rico says you're lucky we didn't take the other 8.5%
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a two year dispute, British Airways decides to no longer skirt around the issue of female flight attendants wearing pants
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Fri February 05, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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Thu February 04, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police go to trailer to arrest former pro wrestler: "He was acquitted of a charge of sitting on top of one officer and hitting him with his elbow because the only potential witness was face-down in a headlock at the time"
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Wed February 03, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple at a Walmart engage in a silly-string fight. Jailarity ensues
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rita Ora sued by JayZ's Roc Nation for breach of contract
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Former Buddhist monk who says car accident prevents him from sitting cross-legged anymore sues for loss of serenity, $500,000
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Sun January 31, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Citing health issues that have left him neither Optimus nor Prime, Megatron plans to retire
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police officer is called to woman's noisy 50th birthday party, is mistaken for stripper: "Someone shouted: 'Oh, are you the stripogram?' It was flattering, I suppose"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Lawmaker proposes bills to forbid HIV+ people from marrying, sanction "gay conversion therapy" and forbid schools from referring students to mental health counselors on an issue that "pertain[s] to human sexuality". Because Jesus apparently
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Trump's list of celebrity Twitter haters reads like an issue of Variety
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Thu January 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
They just do it better in Florida: The woman who sued Casey Anthony for defamation stole a cancer patient's credit card
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian coffee shop advertises opening hours on "National Dickhead Day." Death threatery ensues
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent Troll tries to withdraw lawsuit after it realizes it sued Newegg by mistake. Newegg: FINISH HIM
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Tue January 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"White Slavers" sued for copying the East India Company
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