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Headlines matching 'sucks'
Wed May 23, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN) Obvious Someone decides to check the mathyness that the government used to show that the bailouts actually turned a profit. Turns out the government sucks at mathyness  (finance.fortune.cnn.com) (39)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Cheese Head) Weird Wisconsin has a Deer Czar, and he firmly believes that State and National Parks are a commie plot. Like to hunt on public land? "Sucks to be you"  (lodivalleynews.com) (115)
(BusinessWeek) Followup Remember when GM pulled their Facebook ads because they "didn't work"? Turns out, the real reason they didn't work is because GM just sucks at online marketing  (businessweek.com) (61)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting An all-white jury is 16% more likely to convict black defendants than a white defendant. Duke sucks  (today.duke.edu) (192)


Sun May 20, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Vacuum cleaner sucks  (youtube.com) (21)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting New $1600 vacuuming robot speaks three languages, sends photos, sucks  (washingtonpost.com) (20)


Sun May 06, 2012
(io9) Cool Even if you're a Lego character, daily life on the planet Hoth really sucks  (io9.com) (13)
(Yahoo) Sad Al-Qaeda extremists destroy the grave of a Muslim saint in Timbuktu. In other news, Timbuktu is an actual place, Muslims apparently have saints, and Al-Qaeda really sucks at the whole "winning hearts and minds" thing  (news.yahoo.com) (100)
(CNN) Hero "Bahhh, I ain't buyin' your Face-Place flimflammery. In MY day, we kept in touch by shoutin' real loud. 'HOW'S LIFE, CHARLIE?' 'SUCKS, WARREN.' And we all went deaf and mute at 15 and we LIKED it"  (money.cnn.com) (57)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Why it sucks to be Ant Man (besides the assumptions about your penis size)  (cracked.com) (31)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Duke earnings fall, sucks  (finance.yahoo.com) (6)


Mon April 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Sucks: You get fined for dropping a cigarette butt in the town center. Fark: You're a non-smoker, the butt wasn't yours and was stuck to your shoe  (thesun.co.uk) (82)
(ESPN) Sappy Three weeks ago, a nurse told Woody Roseland that he was cancer-free, and Jeremy Guthrie had no one to throw the ball around with. A few tweets later, Jeremy's teaching Woody how to pitch dust right into submitter's eye  (espn.go.com) (18)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Former chief of NBC Entertainment discovers that having to watch TV with the 20+ minutes of commercials the networks foist on us per hour really, really sucks  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (99)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Fan) Spiffy Best football coach of best college football team gets 5 year, $11.7 million dollar contract. Duke sucks  (ktvb.com) (59)


Mon April 16, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting How the CEO of Starbucks makes coffee at home, a necessity since his coffee at work sucks  (businessweek.com) (175)


Mon April 02, 2012
(USA Today) NewsFlash Duke Sucks  (m.usatoday.com) (248)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Fox News) Strange 8 things that stink about spring breakers in Cancun (with pic of what apparently sucks)  (latino.foxnews.com) (244)
(YouTube) Video 33 years ago today, Indiana State and Michigan State faced off for the NCAA title. The most-watched college hoops game of all-time; Bird v. Magic; The Game that begat March Madness; Duke sucks  (youtube.com) (30)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Mercury News) Cool Eagles seen in San Francisco Bay area after almost 100-year absence; their music still sucks ass  (mercurynews.com) (118)


Tue March 20, 2012
(SportsGrid) Scary The 20 most evil mascots in the NCAA tournament. Duke sucks  (sportsgrid.com) (22)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Fark) PSA Saturday's NCAA my bracket's blown to hell discussion thread. Duke sucks  (fark.com) (371)


Fri March 16, 2012
(ESPN) NewsFlash For the last time this season, Duke Sucks  (espn.go.com) (280)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool The highs, the lows, the lost productivity. It's your March Madness thread. Duke Sucks  (cbssports.com) (759)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird There's an alien mothership sucking on the Sun like a teat. But is it just to get enough energy to make an attack on Earth? Or is it absorbing the life killing cosmic rays? That's what friendly aliens do  (news.gather.com) (75)
(Engadget) Stupid Facebook sucks enough now that Yahoo is suing them for patent infringement  (engadget.com) (28)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Slate) Interesting Duke Sucks: The 18 most-hateable moments in Duke basketball history  (slate.com) (94)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Six teams to avoid in your NCAA tournament brackets. Duke sucks  (bleacherreport.com) (43)


Sun March 11, 2012
(ESPN) Florida Duke sucks with a Florida tag  (scores.espn.go.com) (59)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Politico) Stupid With earmarks nearly banned and free private jets and meals curtailed by pesky ethics rules, many members of Congress now say that their job "sucks"  (politico.com) (98)
(Some Guy) Asinine Getting a ticket for using a cell phone while driving sucks...especially when you don't even own or use a cell phone  (globalwinnipeg.com) (117)
(ESPN) Interesting Ryan Kelly's foot sucks  (espn.go.com) (26)


Fri March 02, 2012
(The Sun) Spiffy Harry Cox's 108-year-old vacuum cleaner still sucks. The Sun is there (w/pics)  (thesun.co.uk) (70)


Wed February 22, 2012
(KDVR) Asinine Did your eight-year-old sit on his passport and bend its RFID chip? Did you not keep the passport nice and shiny no matter how often you travel? Sucks to be you, citizen. Your ankles. Grab them  (kdvr.com) (123)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Ellen DeGeneres is helping two British tutu shaking cousins to expend their 15 minutes of fame well beyond the point of ad nauseam, failing to realize that 'too cute' sucks the air out of a room. Get the hook (vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (51)


Sun February 19, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Middle Earth might have great scenery and talking trees, but its internet sucks  (3news.co.nz) (21)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Herald-Leader) Cool Does your favorite college basketball team have trouble getting nationally televised games? How about nationally televised practices? Duke Sucks  (kentucky.com) (22)


Tue February 14, 2012
(The News & Observer (NC)) Obvious Duke Sucks, the book  (newsobserver.com) (75)


Mon February 13, 2012
(CBS News) Scary Experimental cancer treatment given at Duke may have been based on fabricated data. Duke sucks  (cbsnews.com) (45)


Thu February 09, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Duke sucks the life out of Carolina  (sports.espn.go.com) (49)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Politico) Fail Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com) (108)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks  (usatoday.com) (50)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing Old man decides his car needs a good cleaning after driving through the farmers market  (liveleak.com) (21)

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