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163 headlines found matching 'stuff'
Thu May 25, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Electronic Beats)
 
 
 
Custom guitar maker creates The Apprehension Engine, known as the worlds scariest instrument. Please everyone, keep it away form Ed Sheeran
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We want to give the impression of every aspect of dinosaur life," said the exhibit creator explaining why the robotic dinosaurs fart, pee and .... hey, anybody see Johnny? He was standing right where that big red spot on the floor is
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday needs something to satisfy its sweet tooth today ... without sticking to the tooth. What's your favorite hard candy? And what was that stuff in the bowl on grandma's living room table that had been there since 1973?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soundgarden were working on a new album when Chris Cornell killed himself
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Limbaugh: hey, WE won the election, not the Democrats. the law doesn't apply to us anymore, so we shouldn't cave to the Democrats on anything and block all investigations because MAGA
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines once again shows compassion and understanding by charging a soldier returning from Afghanistan $200 for a military duffel bag
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like the pilots' union picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Despite the fact a quote from H.R. McMasternstuff was in their article, Laura Ingraham goes on TV and claims the Washington Post reporters never tried to solicit a comment from him for their intel leak story
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Mon May 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll's reputation as a coaching genius takes another serious blow as he says the team is looking at both Colin Kpernick AND Robert Griffin III, as potential back up QBs to Russell Wilson
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman going on the disabled list for a month provides no relief for the Yankees' pitching problems
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
There is one line Alex Jones won't cross after all
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in trouble for stuffing a GUINEA PIG in the wrong place and, of course, taking a video of it
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee asks for all the pertinent financial data from Trump's entire transition team
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Need a cannon to reinforce your home defense systems? Have we got the estate sale for you. Bonus: We got some Cyndi Lauper stuff too
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Tue May 09, 2017
(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
Lois Flagston is Beetle Bailey's sister. I did not know that. What amazing stuff do you know about comics?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officer arrested in drug sting. To be fair, they can't plant them if they don't get them from somewhere
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oops, my bad. We cool now though, right? No charges or anything?" *furiously stuffs crisp million dollar bribes into PAC pockets*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left a black suitcase stuffed with eight bricks of heroin in a yellow cab last week, New York police would like to have a word with you
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(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
TSA: "Passengers leave a lot of stuff behind at airport checkpoints". Also their patience, temper and self-respect
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that scene in the Dark Knight where Batman turns all the phones into a sonar grid? Now imagine that, except in real life and with wifi routers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook retires Oculus VR studio because it wants to spend more time with its family. Actually because currently there is little interest in virtual reality, at least not the stuff that's come out from various companies
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many cups of coffee a day do you drink? If you have to stop and count, it's probably too many
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trumpers are just now starting to figure out that hey, ya know maybe it's possible that somehow Trump might have actually...ya know....LIED to them about stuff. Blame Obama rant coming in 3...2...1
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for waving about his guns and quoting Denzel Washington's character in the film "Training Day"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will not feature the Mr. Garrison/Donald Trump storyline this year as "a monkey running into a wall can't be made funnier"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Saints Switch says he's going to whip the Vikings on opening night for at least 150 yards
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The coal industry has proven to be a source of high-paying jobs where wages have risen 60% in the past 8 years...in the executive suite. The poor saps giving themselves black lung actually digging the stuff out of the ground? They're getting screwed
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Researchers say that not only is beer not as hard on your liver, it is a more effective pain killer than Tylenol
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey Duterte, why don't you come visit the White House? Duterte: Uh, I got stuff that day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House launches "Hugely Bigly Computers and Phones and Stuff Task Force", and Trump appoints himself leader but will really just be a puppet of shadow super hacker Barron von Trump, who is an expert at cyber
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond Green does not see how he compares to Charles Barkley, since Mr. Green sees himself as a role model
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Meet the only father-and-son Master Lego Builders in the world. "Yes, they pay me and it's great"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
32 Year Old lineman Joe Thomas: "I'm experiencing memory loss. Also, I'm experiencing memory loss"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Beaver gets lubed, avoids getting stuffed
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Tue April 25, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: "I am sad that I'm not on television anymore"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The truth is still out there and will get another season
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro Chief: Thanks for all the funding, but we're going to need another $15.5 billion so we can run on time and not kill people and stuff
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What killed the shopping malls? Amazon: Don't blame us
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Tue April 18, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You may call it a miracle whip, but one university powers its buildings using 1,250 gallons of mayonnaise
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Derek Carr: Fark every single Raiders "fan" that is upset we're leaving the shiathole that is Oakland
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do we really need a top sheet on the bed?
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Not all snacks have to be full of sugar or salt or fat or other unhealthy stuff. Snack Food Sunday is looking for something healthly to munch on before chowing down on the 5,000 calorie Easter dinner
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims being president makes him immune from lawsuits about stuff he did before becoming president - probably also for things he does after being president. And his things his kids have, are, and will be doing. Ave Imperatrump
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Thu April 13, 2017
(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: DJ Salad. New stuff, favorites, decent requests
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan, where moving companies use legendary dedication, and actually care about your stuff even more than you do
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand averts fast food meltdown as new shipments of Chicken McNuggets arrive
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Tue April 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people are shocked that Colin Kaepernick is still not signed
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Bartenders are discovering how to reuse their trash to help you get wasted
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Mon April 10, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Family comes home to find their house trashed by Wild Turkey. Man, that stuff usually just makes me take my pants off and throw up in the bathtub
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first ever Canadian Juggalo Gathering occurred this weekend. Does orange Faygo pair well with poutine?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's some of the awesome stuff NASA is thinking about doing
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Cereal: it's not just for breakfast anymore. Snack Food Sunday wants to know your favorite after-breakfast cereal snack, and whether you eat it straight from the box or mix it up with other stuff
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know what The Walking Dead needs? A time jump
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
While exploring an abandoned mine in Baja California, scientist discovers a baseball sized AW HELL NO
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From your mid-30s your quality of sleep fades, and the consequences are more serious than just yawning the next day
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Legos help with the reversal of time in strange experiments designed to give future Lego movies new things to do and some real important medical stuff as well
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The oral history of Something Awful (Not safe for work language)
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
How many credit cards should you carry? As many as they'll give you before you're maxed out on every one
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Passover is nearly upon us. Do you have recipes you break out for the occasion? Perhaps a request to make of those that have appropriate foods for the festivities? Show us the good stuff
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
Liberals running out of stuff to whine about
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Because astronauts don't get to do enough cool stuff, they now have a zip line to get down from the launchpad
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of North Carolina's championship, let us pause a moment and laugh our asses off at all the dumb stuff that happened during March Madness 2017
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stuffed teddy gets a new lease on life
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle's bikeshare program, Pronto, closes down after millions spent to acquire bikes and install stations. It seems the general public never got stoked about bicycling around a rainy, hilly city to do stuff
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite way to present seafood when you're trying to impress? Show us the good stuff, don't be stingy and shellfish
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I don't know why people keep criticizing Ivanka. Have you seen her cute little I'm-doing-important-stuff at-the-White-House outfits? And she's smart, don't ya know
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Thu March 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post says, stop writing mean stuff about Trump. Really, Obama is bad and that's really what is bad about America. Obama bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, dammit
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, except when they try to buy stuff with a mound of pennies. Or when they wave guns around and threaten to kill you for not accepting them, that's not right either but it's certainly Florida
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Pupils defend super hot teacher after she is suspended over 'inappropriate' selfie shot
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Pearl Mackie, the Doctor's new companion, was told not to watch old episodes so she can bring something fresh to the series
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This money we're spending on after school programs for 1.6 million American kids would be much better spent on missiles and stuff to blow up the Middle East," says guy who campaigned on helping American families
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TFLadies who've had their tubes tied: did anything change after that? Mood swings, sore breasts, increased appetite, basically PMS 24/7? Am I going to die? You can't have my stuff
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Is fake news a game to you? What's that? It is now? Huh. Carry on
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brexit likely to drown UK in illegal booze, according to alcohol trade association that claims the legal stuff will be stuck in port while Britons call on bootleggers to quench thirst for wine and spirits
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Just because, here's the video for Fluffy's "Guitars, Guns, and Girls," probably the only Christian Rock video where a pregnant woman dances around in a bikini while pointing a weapon at the camera
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Fri March 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's the stuff you're probably pouring down the sink, but the murky liquid found in canned chickpeas is actually a magic ingredient that should be preserved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Toddler-in-Chief getting tired of boring doctor stuff; wishes he was doing something fun instead, like giving his billionaire buddies some cool tax cuts
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pouring random stuff into an aquarium looks either like a modern masterpiece or just someone blowing chunks
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
The Purple Stuff building is off the market
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artie Lange is off of show due to heroin arrest. Says, don't do it kids, even though it feels amazing, it's bad and it can lead to you not being on a TV show
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Wed March 22, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
"There is activity at your front door. It appears to be the apocalypse"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Democrat party is based on the promise of giving out free stuff. It works to draw in voters until they realize it's a lie, then the murders begin
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
You know all those "BernieBros"? Turns out some were probably paid Russian agents, not that there are any here on Fark, of course
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones begs God to "destroy" Alec Baldwin
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook is marking InfoWars links as "spam", regardless of whether Alex Jones appears shirtless
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
We all hate getting dressed for work on a Monday, but it seems Sean Spicer didn't even want to try
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Frank Frazetta? Here, take this pamphlet full of monsters and awesome barbarian stuff and watch this video so you can learn more about this awesome guy
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(Some GM)
 
 
 
GM to introduce new business model: Stop making unprofitable stuff. In future news, GM to shut down production very soon
source: gminsidenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance throws out belongings of unit 223 for non-payment. Fark: Was supposed to be 213
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John McCain predicts there are "more shoes to drop" over Russiaghazi
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James Cameron reveals Ferngully 2 has been delayed once again
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Should the U.S. lower the voting age to 16?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A giant chart that illustrates where we spend most of our time, money and where your Trump-loving uncle found the ridiculous stuff he'll be forwarding to you today
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman demanded to be injected with heroin or meth during labor, police say. Every woman who's ever given birth says 'That was an option?'
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Wed March 08, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Is Richard Simmons being held in a fitness protection program?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"I don't really like that kind of traditional gun store experience where you go in, you've got Islamaphobic shiat, really, really right wing stuff. Just the whole kind of, 'Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. fark the other guys.'"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, but it's gonna cost you a lot more
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
"Spawn" is returning to the big screen, and Todd McFarlane promises that it will make "Deadpool" and "Logan" seem like kid's stuff
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chocolate milk, chocolate butter, chocolate liquor, and now: chocolate water
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
Boobies
 
What is the perfect cup size? (possibly Not safe for work image in article)
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"You know, Mr. President, the Russia stuff is heating up pretty badly. We need something to distract the media. How about...um...I dunno...maybe Obama tapped your phones? Think anyone would believe that?"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(XKCD)
 
 
 
I just finished chapter 5 of Atlas Shrugged. All these characters are assholes or morons
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New ETF aimed at Evangelical Christians says that they "will avoid buying shares in companies that have "any degree of participation in activities that do not align with biblical values." So basically, they will stuff your money in a mattress?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB may introduce 'tacky' baseballs, specially made for pitchers. Come on, get a grip
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As companies continue to release new models, are tablets still relevant gadgets?
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In this era of minimalism and mobility, nobody wants the family heirlooms any more. So, how do we get rid of them?
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
5. Take your truck for a bumpy ride with lots of violent turns and slamming on the brakes. 4. Close and lock the back door. 3. Wait until someone gets in to steal your stuff. 2. Load boxes of manure in a U-Haul. 1. Mount a camera inside the truck
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Mon February 27, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
There's nothing weird about getting some exercise by running with the high school track team, right?
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Of course you can take a rat taxidermy class in NYC, it's where rats get stuffed with good pizza and everything else
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold says, I was kidding about being paid all that money. What I got was $500 and all the craft services I can stuff in my coat pockets. It's my best paycheck in three years. You're gonna print that? Man, you guys are gullible
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: All the stuff about Russia is FAKE. WaPo: If it's fake, why'd you fire Flynn over it?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"I was shocked to learn I wasn't circumcised" says Captain Picard
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month. You know what that means? It's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the Humble Freedom Bundle's 50+ games for $30, certainly there's gotta be some good stuff to pass around
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
People are racing to see how fast they can get banned from Disney's Club Penguin and posting their results on leaderboards
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga ascendant Ann Coulter gives Donald Trump an "A+" for his first month in office, but says she's disappointed he doesn't Tweet more
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Tue February 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
College student receives a care package from his mom. Instead of snacks, the box contains garbage that he forgot to take out when he was home earlier
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Decaf is killing you. Or it would be, if you ever touched the stuff
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Mon February 20, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Karen Bass holds town hall with everybody pretty much agreeing with each other that Trump's agenda is terrible
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulous booked by CPAC just as new video of him encouraging pedophilia surfaces
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hey Mexico, about this terrible NAFTA deal..." Mexico: "Hey, Donald, about those DEA offices we let you open in our country and all that other stuff"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need some breaking MLB news? Colorado Rockies are wearing a new shade of purple this year
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Fri February 17, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Please. I need more magical make-people-do-stuff pens. I need them now, I need to satisfy my power addiction. I may have to give another psycho press conference if they don't show up soon
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines bringing back free meals on domestic flights because nobody was buying their stuff anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There will be no March madness at the White House this year ... well aside from the political stuff of course
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Poor Donnie won't be able to do everything in deep dark secret and illegally. Getting away with stuff was so much easier as a private citizen
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover untouched 1700-year-old tomb, which is good because they'll have first pick on all the good stuff. I mean, it's good for science
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Single-day trifecta for Trump Administration officials getting investigated now in play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please help my son's school get some free science stuff. Click here, and on the right side, scroll down to PS5 and select PS5 and then vote
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to get ketchup out of a glass bottle without ruining your clothes? Let's call on an engineering professor for a demonstration
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman to Trump: STFU and GBTW. If only current Republican Congresspeople would start talking like this, stuff might actually get done
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Sun February 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing much to see here, just an air hose powered spinning top with razor blades pitted against various objects
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One hopes there is a special place in hell for the kind people who steal bolted-down Playstations from children's cancer wards, and a whole bunch of angry, bald children waiting for them when they get there
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Census Bureau reveals trade deficit of $734 billion. Biggest trade imbalance since 1919 when Boston sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees for $100,000
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets over the fact that people expect them to do stuff and fix things
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway to Fox News viewers: "Go buy Ivanka's stuff," and yes, she actually said that
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Wed February 08, 2017
(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Yes, you've had too much to drink when you offer to trade vodka for Girl Scout cookies
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots from the maker of the Vespa follow you around and shlep your stuff. Subby would like one in Sapient Pearwood
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a pal and a confidant down the road to the new Golden Girls themed cafe
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Child rapist arrested with this chilling quote from the story: One detective said that the human race hasn't invented words yet to describe what they found in the trailer of 57-year-old William Charles Thomas. (with mugshot timeline)
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget Brexit, immigration, and the economy, the biggest issue facing Britain today is whether wigs make lawmakers too stuffy
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, where Americans of all stripes gather together to stuff their faces, welcome to the first Snack Food Sunday thread. This week: last minute party snacks
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a candy bowl at my desk at work. Peanut M&Ms are the most popular, but I switched to packaged stuff for sanitary reasons. I like to keep it interesting so I recently stocked it with small Slim Jims and more recently fortune cookies. What next?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos calls Berkeley riots 'ironic and self-defeating,' having correctly identified the Democratic party strategy for the past eight years
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
The Westminster Dog Show has added a new category: Alt-Dogs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Take a look around your kitchen. Here are 10 things to toss out. You'll never miss them
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The finalists / contestants for the Miss Supreme Court pageant are getting ready to strut their stuff tonight with Trump. Winner of the swimsuit portion usually gets the nod
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Mon January 30, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his heavily accented voice of reason are here to pump... you up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One reason why many borderline pro football prospects opted to play in the Senior Bowl was to show their stuff to WWE talent scout Jim Ross. "You may have a second career"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
18-year-old undergoes the full wedding treatment of hair, make-up, gown to get married...to a pizza. Probably a Chicago pizza, as we all know New York pizza lacks commitment
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Middletown man's electronic heart monitor leads to his arrest
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Five states introduced "right to repair" laws aimed at allowing people the right to fix their own stuff. Congress to react with "freedom to prohibit self repairs" law
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's no longer just a theory - my boobs are fake
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