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159 headlines found matching 'stuff'
Wed June 29, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, we haven't written any articles about sexism in the upper middle class lately. Quick, think of a strawman argument about a 'lifestyle trend'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer run. To Vietnam. During the war. Greatest bar story of all time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate blowing up stuff with people sounding like blowing up stuff
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Parents are so worried about protecting their kids from boobies and weeners that they failed to hide self-immolation and other stuff that's actually f**ked up
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Mon June 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin says his relationship with Kate Gosselin and their kids is "bad right now." In other words, it's a rerun of Season 7 of their show but he's hoping to get it back to the happier times of Season 3
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef rushed to hospital after accidentally creating finger sandwich a la mode for lunch
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The ten best performances of Matthew McConaughey's career, though "best" is a relative term
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The quest for time-travel has gone all pear-shaped
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(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC fighter blames her defeat on her boobs getting kicked out of her bra and she isn't going to listen to any crap from you about it: "Guys, would you be able to keep fighting if one of your nuts was slipping out of your shorts?"
source: mmajunkie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Researchers at Miskatonic University find that some genes don't turn on until after you die
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Burger King continues to avoid anything that makes sense with its brand and launches a giant Cheeto stuffed with mac-n-cheese
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Tue June 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the events of Harry Potter, Hermione really went crazy with the tanning regimen
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Pigeons and Planes)
 
 
 
Tom Delonge quit Blink-182 because he's watched too damn many episodes of Ancient Aliens
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun June 19, 2016
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, watermelons stuffed with Spaghetti-O's
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Fri June 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
1st round at rain soaked Oakmont continues, I'd keep playing I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while. Streaming at usopen.com, FS1 begins at 10:00am EDT
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that weird elf you met in the pub... the Friday Fark Gaming thread is here to help. What have you been playing lately? Buying stuff in the Steam/GOG sales? Crushing aliens in Stellaris? Doing it all in FO4? This week I've played Master of Magic
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold Winecream: when you need your comfort food to get you drunk, too
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Boulevard of broken dreams. New hotness: Museum of broken relationships. Because nothing says "bad breakup" like a wedding dress stuffed into a pickle jar
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg: "I am not a lizard." That's exactly what a secret lizard person would say
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 14, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Amazon's Fire is relative dud, but apparently Amazon's "Amazing Liquid Fire" is really hot stuff, according to the FAA and nine UPS employees who got burned trying to handle it
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen is now sponsoring condoms
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ten awesome and weird iPhone accessories you probably need (not a slide show)
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Indiana man's fiancee kills herself and her mother after her past crimes of murder were about to be discovered. Indiana man really knew how to pick 'em
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Fri June 10, 2016
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Living for two months with your nephew's body stuffed in a closet isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals offense is now shattering franchise records ... in futility
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change is one of the greatest propaganda campaigns in world history," claims idiot
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(Some Spectral Guy)
 
 
 
Daryl Dixon says "F**k yeah" he'd play the Ghost Rider in a reboot. Subby says "F**k yeah" he'd watch that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some men choke their chickens after a woman refuses their Facebook advances. This guy choked her chickens
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed June 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Clark Gregg talks about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the flash forward finale, and other good stuff
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bride tells bridesmaid to dye her red hair because it clashes with the wedding colors
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Where is the edge of the universe anyway?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Slingshot Guy fires back at Hydraulic Press Guy, Hot Copper Guy and Waterjet Guy as he unveils the The Rubberaulic Press, which uses 7.5 kilogram steel slugs with big-ass rubber bands to smash the shiat out of stuff
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 06, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police looking for man that threw a beer bottle at Ryan Howard, drank Bud Light Lime
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina High School principal sees nothing wrong with prank in which white students built a Trump wall in common area to keep Latinos out. Stay classy down there, guys
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook wants you all to know that it's not listening to your microphone to covertly sell you ads, nope, no way, nuh-uh, no siree, no way
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you use so much power that you blow out the transformer supplying your house twice, don't be surprised when the police raid your house and take all 1654 marijuana plants, just saying
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Watch 10,000 volts of electricity turn a block of ballistic gel into a glowing blob of death
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(Push Square)
 
 
 
What? Another "remake" of a classic game? I bet it's gonna be crap. *watches video* SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"I want to see [Trump] as president...plus, if there are any protesters, I want to get right in there and knock a few out"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
With all the TSA stuff going on, which airport is the most miserable in the country?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"The owner did produce a smoke alarm. It was still in its wrapping in a drawer. They don't work like that"
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(Google)
 
 
 
You are having a horrible nightmare, involving some of your greatest personal fears, but which does NOT involve any of your loved ones (so no kids/family in danger). What is happening in your dream?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Employee fired by text after working for company for 17 years finally gets the last laugh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson refuses to take her clothes off. Although the really surprising thing is that someone apparently wanted her to
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pardon me, but I've had this old thing sitting in a cardboard box under my bed for decades. I inherited it from my grandfather who used to collect old stuff. Is it worth anything?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meet the Iowan Donald Trump turns to for 'Make America Great Again' gear. Ok Trump, we'll give you a pass on this one
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sexy drug smuggler gets nailed with stuffed burrito
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cash is used in less than half of all transactions in the UK. Consumers in the U.S. are reminded that cash is that stuff they used to have in their pockets before 2008
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you Berniebros head to the polls to vote yourself free stuff from your socialist benefactor, read the tale of two countries
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Does your broadband service offer an optional faster internet speed? The numbers have been downloaded and the verdict is 'save your money'
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Want to guess how many knives were confiscated by security at the NRA convention in Kentucky? A) 3 B) 30 C) 3,000
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Mon May 23, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12-year-old accepted to two universities plans on achieving doctorate by 18. Meanwhile, your kid is playing Guitar Hero and throwing things at the dog
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Sun May 22, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I shot an arrow into the air / And where it went, I do not care
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump can't be Hitler because our system will prevent that, right? Will Trump start arresting his enemies and declaring martial law if he were to become President? Ya know, the same stuff right wingers have accused Obama of for the last 8 years
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 21, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals head to Toronto. Did Lebron pack a broom? Game 3 tips off at 8:30ET on ESPN
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know that crappy feeling you get when you garage sale all your stuff for a fraction of what you thought it was worth? Yahoo feels your pain
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Burning your ex-fiancee's stuff in the driveway is a romantic way of expressing your closure on a failed relationship, but try to remember not to catch the neighbor's garage on fire when you do it, or the police might get involved
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ready to break out summer cocktails? Show us the good stuff. Difficulty: ..oh, who are we kidding, Farkers don't have difficulty with booze ideas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuelans protesting shortages of electricity, foodstuff, medicine and consumer goods find tear gas is still readily available
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry David says a lot of white people are pretending to understand "Hamilton." White people pretend to understand lots of stuff like Shakespeare, "Girls," "Curb Your Enthusiasm," etcetera
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China's panda refuge overrun by furry, black and white, troublemaking scamps
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to capture a roving band of rogue roosters? Get them drunk, of course
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Conservative talk radio host rips CNN commentator and Donald Trump supporter as "flat-chested," apparently unaware that she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy several years earlier
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama trashes Trump at Democratic Party indoctrination center: "When our leaders just make stuff up, when actual experts are dismissed as elitists, then we've got a problem"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw expounds upon the quality of education provided by the University of Alabama. If you went to Alabama, an old man said some mean stuff 'bout ya
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the thought process here? "Hmm. This package is labeled FRAGILE and about the size of an LP record. I better fold it in half and squeeze it through the mail slot just to be safe"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The actor who played mother farkin' Francis in mother farkin' Deadpool is as farkin' cool as one would farkin' expect
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The newest videogame adaptations? Atari's Missile Command and Centipede
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus, aka Daryl from The Walking Dead, is getting his own reality show where he travels the country on a motorcycle with other famous people like Peter Fonda and does cool stuff. God willing we don't lose Fonda to the zombies this season
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Once again, school administrators overreact to harmless senior prank and... wait, what the hell is wrong with these kids?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How many pillows should be on your bed? Husbands and wives engage in the great pillow fight
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 10, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bud Grant's annual yard sale and its Twitter feed keep getting more awesome: "We will have Moss Vikings stuff #$traightCa$hHomie". Early birds will be forced to run gassers until Bud's good and ready to sell
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut pays homage to Fark, introduces bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. "The crust is absolutely better than the rest of the pizza"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man builds car out of cannabis, loves to smoke the tires
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Chip Kelly's Hurry Up and Punt Offense is a big hit with the Niners, saying it's much better than their previous Three Yards and a Cloud of K(r)aepernick offense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point after you start seeing someone new is it okay to bring up that, maybe, I can't afford to keep trying to take you out every night. Not that I don't want to. But that stuff is expensive
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
This is fine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A French beer company is set to open a pop-up bar in London staffed entirely by dogs. This headline brought to you by MadLibs™, the World's Greatest Word Game, available in fine bookstores worldwide
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Thu May 05, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Andrea Mitchell asks Hillary if she prefers a Cleveland Steamer to a Hot Carl
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
source: foodbeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Huge fireballs and explosions in Houston. Link goes to live feed. Watch stuff blow up during lunch
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How to find out everything Google knows about you? Behold the step-by-step directions to the hard-to-find page that Google doesn't want you to see
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pets are great, but they can ruin stuff. Especially when they wander into frame when you're trying to make a sex tape (Warning: Not safe for work)
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You don't know about the smells and sounds of gritty New York City until you've heard about them from a blind man
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The Donald seems to be losing his grip on his most ardent supporters
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News uses a stuffed armadillo they tried to pass off as live in order to persuade viewers there is "nothing to worry about with global warming"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Looking for recommendations of some good "hard science fiction" books to read. Space opera is all good fun, but what's the best stuff with believable science? It's your Saturday Fark Book Thread. Enjoy
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Local man's attempt to remove a wasp nest with a home-made blowtorch goes as well as expected
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Live like Don Draper in this explorable 3D rendering of his apartment, or at least experience the part with rampant alcoholism and occasional self-loathing
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apparently Kanye West never watches porn with the sound on because he likes to hear just how awesome he sounds while working it
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Flyers lock up the 15th overall pick in the draft? Can Jagr still score on the ice? Can the Wild or Kings win at home a second time? Oh hell yea it's Playoff Hockey. 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 and 10:30ET
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
What if all female celebrities were bald. Dammit, I knew a Telly Savalas reference was way too risky for today's modern internet society
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman asks stranger to use his restroom at 2 AM, what could possibly go wrong? Hint: it involves eggs
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Costco and Sam's Club? According to Consumer Reports, not much at all, except Costco sells some better quality stuff that you didn't need in the first place
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here are the 1,000 'problematic' words you shouldn't use on social media if you're a pro athlete looking to sign with a team, because clubs have staff to check that stuff now
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
You can play Flappy Bird on e-cigarettes now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You had me at Pokemon Pikachu lingerie line (pics)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu April 14, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
DirecTV installer saves double amputee veteran from burning house sometime between the hours of 3 PM and 9 PM
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How much does this offshore tax dodging cost the American public? Here comes the science
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(Some Stuffed Pipe Guy)
 
 
 
Who the hell would stuff this thing up their fecking pipe? You'd be a laughingstock
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Maine News Online)
 
 
 
Want to cut your risk for Type 2 diabetes or obesity? Simple: drink the good stuff, not that 2%, 1%, or (god forbid) skim crap
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team travels to the future to neutralize an ally of Vandal Savage while he's still a young boy. Rip argues that the act is for the greater good. (CW 8ET)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's season six finale set a new record: a 70% negative response on Twitter for a cliffhanger that was worse than the old Price is Right game
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 570: "Same Stuff, Different Day" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man beats drunk driving charge by using the old 'glue fumes defense'
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
First set photos from Archie Andrews's new live-action TV show look more like Twin Peaks than Riverdale
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
With Curry, Steve Kerr is hot stuff
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Turns out that a million-dollar 25-year-old Ferrari F40 drives surprisingly well on snow. If you're Takeshi Kimura (awesome vid)
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut says, "Screw it, we're stuffing doughnuts with cheese now"
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Why we need fusion rockets that fly two million miles an hour to protect Earth from asteroids and stuff
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fan who set off the great GNR St Louis riot of '91 would welcome them back. That's big of him
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 569: "Welcome to the Gun Show" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
10 incredible MLB ballpark giveaway nights you can look forward to this season. Because who doesn't love free stuff?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman dies, man injured in James River 'drowning machine'. Whose marketing department came up with that name?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Kissing your dog might acutally be good for you. This is not an endorsement for weird peanut butter stuff
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently, there are no rules as to who is in the WWE hall of fame, as Snoop Dogg is inducted
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Birds and staff returning to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge deal with Ryan Bundy touching their stuff
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Zombie themed 'Walking Dead' cruise sets sail again in 2017. Get drunk with Zombies and Norman Reedus
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Sun March 27, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man runs onto field during Tampa Bay Rays game and throws beer cans at the dugout because he was angry about Cuba
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay, so you've finished your Easter egg hunt and stuffed yourself silly with chocolate. Here's a challenge to bring yourself out of your sugary haze
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Ah, spring in Texas. The time of year hunters move their deer blinds after a long hunting season and uncover a big ol' pile of NOPE
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is why you have a hairy ass. Here comes the evolution
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Here's how conjoined twins have sex. There's some other stuff in the article too, but the keeper is how conjoined twins have sex
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen thinks it would be cool to play "dodge the arrow" it ends in just the way you imagine it would
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Kasich: When I said I might nominate Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court what I really meant was I totally stuffed my foot in my mouth
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
Can't remember that movie title? This spooky-accurate site will help you out
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last night, the person running the BART Twitter account ran out of farks to give
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to make a simple competition involving popping a champagne cork, picking up an egg, and pouring a cup of tea even more difficult? Use a 12 ton excavator
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Wed March 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cops chasing a chicken: "It's crossed the road and we're working to determine why"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey Girl, Paul Ryan for Prez is the only choice ya need
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Trump is just pretending to be a misogynist garbage monster
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having your classic car confiscated and then sold out from under you... for a burnout?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're ever lost in the wilderness with a lemon, seven brass brads, seven iron nails and several bits of wire... Why? Why do you have those things? Also here's how to start a fire with that stuff
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's how to remove your socks, using only a rocket launcher you probably have around the house anyway
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Third-generation sushi master reveals the secret to great sushi: The five-second rule
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boeing's new 787 planes, the stuff dreamliners are made of ...or nightmares
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Best Korea warns the US that if their new H-bomb works AND isn't just Photoshop AND if someone mounted it on an ICBM that didn't blow up on the launch pad AND if it got to Manhattan, it could destroy a lot of stuff
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What it's like to off-road in Bentley's $253,000 SUV? It's the stuff dreams are made of
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
During child support hearing, woman asks for $20,000 to cover wine expenses related to parenting
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The CW renews all your favorite shows. No, not Veronica Mars... or Everybody Hates Chris... or Reba... or One Tree Hill... just the stuff they currently air. Sorry to get your hopes up
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(Standard Speaker)
 
 
 
Jack Black to play "The Polka King", a biopic about subby's hometown hero. Polka band leader, businessman, securities con artist. You can't make this stuff up
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at 'shoulder-mounted bazooka that ignites and blasts fireworks into the sky'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post succeeds in getting elderly homeless woman's stuff taken away and thrown out. GREAT JOB, EVERYONE
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have never really wanted children; they're just crying midgets that require too much attention. Recently I've been faced with my own mortality; is it okay to have kids only so you can have someone take care of you when you're old?"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Nude suspect flees police deputies yelling 'Jehovah'. Women wishing to attend the stoning must buy a beard
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Fri March 04, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Residents complain their drinking water contaminated with lead. And arsenic. And dioxins. And furans. What the heck is a furan? They're just making this stuff up nowadays
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Hospital announces operations are cancelled "because there is brown stuff running down the walls." You should have seen patients' faeces when they were told
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ice cream-stuffed doughnut cones are surprisingly NOT an American invention
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