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158 headlines found matching 'students'
Mon July 28, 2014
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
University engineering students build world's fastest bicycle, capable of 90 mph, seek volunteers to test it because they're sure as hell not trusting THEIR lives to this thing (pics)
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHOCK OF SHAME: New Fitness Band Electrocutes You When You Fail. Masochistic Fat People Rejoice.
 
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To oppose the brainwashing of students, Florida representative wants to brainwash students with mandatory showings of Dinesh D'Souza's "America"
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Former SFSU accounting professor invites current and former students over to his house for a party; fails to account for blinking red light from camera hidden in a tissue box in bathroom
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
UCF housing error leads to students being assigned to live in bathroom, closet
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(47)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Attention students of Franklin College: Please stop painting the iconic Ben Franklin statue to look like he's a Colts fan, Superman, or wearing women's underwear
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hotness: Aerosol cake
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your class's assigned color during school spirit week is white, you're racist and so is your mom
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Sun July 13, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you attend a Christian university and decide to marry your lesbian partner, you best believe you will be expelled from school lickety split
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Fri July 11, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's OK to be gay in an NFL shower room just so long as you're not a meat peeper. In baseball, however, the biggest concern for rookies was not to let Greg Maddux get too close
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(30)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ice cream that doesn't melt in your...cupboard? Uni students create ice cream product that stores at room temperature
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher suspended for teaching students how to twerk and receiving a lap dance from a student. At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future
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Tue July 08, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical students get to perform 3D autopsies on computer-generated corpses, and how cool is that? "Students can handle a virtual cadaver without all the legislation that accompanies the use of a real one" (pics)
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Mon July 07, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Turns out students with beer are better at this than Best Korea
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(11)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So a school for the deaf and blind got all of its students together and filmed a full-length re-enactment of The Wizard Of Oz using only American Sign Language. What did you do today?
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School bans yoga pants and leggings. Male students afraid they may actually be able to pay attention and learn something now
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(116)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to all of you overachieving, overly competitive high school students who purposely took classes to pad your GPA: You and your hot-headed parents are causing more and more schools to get rid of class valedictorians and salutatorians
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear insert name here, You can add college essays and transcripts to the list of cheaply made Chinese exports
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(27)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry over Hillary's fee to speak at UNLV, students argue they should be paid for her speech instead. "$225,000 is enough to award 225 students scholarships of $1,000", or 22,500 students a joint and large pepperoni pizza
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Fri June 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"So you want to be a chemistry teacher" instructor manual. Page 1, Step 1: Do NOT set your students on fire
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(67)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
Nearly one in six students admit to having had sex while driving, and some say they have had it with a partner
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(54)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yokohama ramen museum celebrates 20th year in business, paralleling noodle's rise from cheap fuel for students and bachelors to high-status gourmet cuisine for all tastes
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jogger slips while running and dies after tumbling several hundred feet off a cliff. The lesson here is: never exercise
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oy
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Sat June 21, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
USF students can now check out drones from the school's library. What could possibly go wrong?
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(26)
 
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
California legislature considering bill aimed at allowing college students to just spit if they're not quite ready to swallow
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(19)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at JMU expel three male students who filmed and posted a video of their sexual assault on a female student. But first, here's your diploma
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(189)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate: Here's how to improve education - make it harder to become a teacher. First of all, students entering teacher-education programs MUST be slightly above average, and there needs to be more bureaucratic hoop-jumping for credentials
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Sun June 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"...schools have tried to avoid the ambiguity by mandating that students get explicit verbal permission before making any sexual advance...The only way around the rule is if students have a prior verbal agreement to use a pre-arranged hand signal"
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Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Students kicked out of dorms, forced to live in locker rooms. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a movie?
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Thu June 12, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix to reboot The Magic School Bus for modern audiences. No word on whether Miss Frizzle will be having a relationship with one of her students
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(45)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: School censors Arizona high school year book. News: School officials make students carry out the censorship. Fark: By hand, with duct tape
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A white public HS teacher insisting black students address him with "yes sir, master" oh you'd better farking BELIEVE that's a firing...except, apparently, in Iowa, at least so long as the teacher is "extremely remorseful" afterwards
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(95)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School principal cancels entire summer reading list program, because it contains a book that has a "positive view of questioning authority" and "lauds hacker culture." Pick up that can, student
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(79)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Life hacks for students. NO this doesnt involve tricks for winning or losing beer pong
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(38)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Have a sudden craving for fast food after teaching high school all day? Fine, but don't kidnap your students and force them to drive you to Jack in the Box
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Janitor is called to high school gym to clean up a mess, instead of a pile of vomit he finds a bag of money the students had donated so he could visit his family overseas
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Thu June 05, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Principal comes out to students during gay pride celebration. Most Principals would have just gotten their head shaved or wore a funny tie
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(107)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Though Hex claimed that Savage and Cox repeatedly interrupted it, multiple students told Golovashkina that Hex was the one doing most of the interrupting." Difficulty: no typos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, dude. I know gym teachers aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree, but if you're gonna record the hot foreign exchange student you're hosting while she's taking a shower, do something more subtle than sticking your iPad under the door
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you have a third grade education, good news: you can get into a college. Well, a for-profit college, anyway
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If it bothers you that your classmates voted you as the guy most likely to be a drama king, don't prove their point by running off and telling your story to the media
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Sun June 01, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man loses 385 pounds in one year. Subby applauds, gets winded, and eats another donut to get his energy back
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Fri May 30, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Okay, I can understand handcuffing and punching a student if he's being a tool, but dumping him out of his wheelchair was a dick move
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(77)
 
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
For a $20 cash contribution to their college radio station fundraiser, student hosts will let you see "which one of us has a birthmark on our penis or which one of us has a tighter butt hole". Just send... oh never mind, they're already off the air
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(41)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a man breaking in to student's dorm rooms while they are sleeping at Boston College, wearing a Gator-style ski mask and waking his victims up by tickling their feet, who then gets away without stealing anything
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah high school secretly photoshops yearbook photos to make female students "less sexy", because when you think of yearbook photos, the first thing you think is "sexy"
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(135)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pile of shirtless students
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(21)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
A 13 year old schoolgirl has climbed the tallest mountain on Earth. You're hoping your mom brings the pizza puffs down so you don't have to climb the basement stairs
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(67)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After a week of searching, involving four different local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and about 1,000 volunteers, police finally locate missing Cincinnati student. 15 feet from his home. That is some fine police work
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(82)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
An evil, giant, anthropomorphic lobster. Water molecules. Covalent bonds. Students in detention. And....SCIENCE. A Tokusatsu, Power Rangers, 1990's throwback short film of awesomeness
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(5)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secondary school staff in England are shocked, SHOCKED that students would write inappropriate things in their yearbook responses and are even driving students to their homes during exams to retrieve the yearbooks to burn them
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(39)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Parents accuse high school of indoctrinating their children into a cult, leading to the students becoming secretive, distant, and non-communicative. Or in other words; teenagers
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist seminary admits Muslim student because he agreed to the school's drinking policy, promises not to recognize them in the liquor store
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(29)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The circle of fail is complete: Student Debt Is Slowing the U.S. Housing Recovery
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(216)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who's worse at math, students in southern US states or students in third world countries? Hah, trick question, they all suck
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(86)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School cancels special night for honors students so that the future middle management of America doesn't get sad. Please grab a participation trophy on your way out
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(213)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nothing angers parents in a conservative community like a high school yearbook that dedicates two pages to students who have children or who are expectant parents. "I'm working a double shift"
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of the university majors least likely to get you laid while in school revealed. Chemical engineers, human resources majors and physics students all wind up at the wrong end of the proverbial 10-foot pole
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(19)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Akron, Ohio elementary school students are getting a hands on approach to learning about ants, worms, how tadpoles grow up to be frogs, how caterpillars turn in to butterflies and how eggs can hatch to be chicks (with yep, it's a chick picture)
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blind 17-year-old doesn't see why he can't play football for Tulane University
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(34)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
A mother is arrested for standing up to her daughter's bully by: A) hiring some bigger students to beat up the bully, B) confronting the bully's parents, leading to a fight, or C) taking it into her own hands and grabbing the bully by the throat
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(102)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hollywood portrays prom night as a magical rite of passage, an evening of romance and passion, the time when a boy blossoms into a young man. But Hollywood glosses over the part about finding your date dead in your hotel bed the next morning
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(43)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student photo will not be included in yearbook because student was wearing a bow tie. Should have also worn a fez
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(201)
 
(MTC)
 
 
 
The fossil fuel divestment movement is really about creating "a long-lasting antipathy to fossil fuel companies in particular and to capitalism in general among today's college students"
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(97)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixty years after school segregation was struck down by the Supreme Court, as many as 90 percent of students are in segregated schools, especially the dusky-hued ones in the South. Take that, Brown v Board Of Education
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(103)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Harvard's Kennedy School of Government will require mandatory "power and privilege" training for students, because how else are they to relate to the peons of the world?
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(86)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Coddled university snowflakes begin rejecting textbook methodology that all too often reduces economics to a set of mathematical exercises that enable them to do what economists do, and stuff
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(101)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
Two high school students give the world a lesson in tenacity and ingenuity by designing and 3D printing a functionally improved ketchup cap. In return they will receive a lesson in intellectual property theft as Big Condiment will likely steal it
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(74)
 
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Small group of University of North Dakota students wear t-shirts with a Native American in full headdress chugging from a beer bong with the words "Siouxper Drunk" on them. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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(107)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Cool: High school students produce an acclaimed documentary film on vaccines: WTFark insane: Anti-vaccine groups send them death threats for it
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(58)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Mystery students sneak into class rooms and create chalkboard masterpieces at Columbus. Genius janitor looks on begrudgingly
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(51)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Artificial kidney produced by 3D printer, meaning you probably won't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a throbbing pain in your side after a one-night stand. Again
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(53)
 
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama's commencement address tells students to stay hungry. Which should be no problem when you have graduates with poor job prospects and a six-figure college tuition loan
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(63)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old molecular biology student experiments with beauty competitions, wins coveted title of Miss Wales: "My first love is genetics and the theory behind it. I'm hoping to go into medical research someday" (w/pics)
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(186)
 
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Malone University students are obviously not homeowners because (a) they're students, (b) no student today can expect to ever afford a house, or (c) they feed squirrels
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas governor Rick Perry laments the fact that 92 million Americans are out of work. Of course he's counting high school and college students as well as 36 million people who are retired and millions of stay at home parents
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(167)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Trying to live up to its name, Discovery to air two-hour special that actually attempts to discover something. Naturally, it's whether the Russian Yeti killed nine college students in Dyatlov Pass incident
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(40)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rural high school students arrested for being rural high school students post-Columbine
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Med student, 28, who had planned to auction off her virginity with the highest offer, now just wants to put it behind her
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(132)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(New Vision)
 
 
 
Students banned from naked running races on university campuses because witchcraft
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(15)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Students post ad for hitman to injure them severely enough so that they won't die, but wouldn't have to take finals either
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(57)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Senator Sisyphus pushes the boulder again
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(124)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New bill would require high schools to teach students how to perform CPR and use defibrillators. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(127)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Principal didn't have sex with any kids, but got removed from her job anyway. Apparently she wasn't supposed to fark the vice-principal, the school security guard, or any of the students' parents--who knew?
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(114)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(The Nation (Pakistan))
 
 
 
Travel agent spaces out and forgets to book buses for school field trip, decides to forge student suicide note to escape his dilemma. Despite this being Japan, it didn't work
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So you're saying we should not have given students the assignment of writing a paper making the case that the Holocaust never happened? That was wrong?
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(185)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
On today's episode of 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?': "Teachers had 30 students ages 10 to 11 to 'organize themselves from the darkest to the lightest' with the last boy being picked on because he was the 'blackest'"
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(56)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your professor discovers you're a pornographic bondage model and gets so fixated on your career that she won't stop emailing you questions about sexual topics? Yeah, me too
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles sign a player who hasn't played organized football since 2010. Oh, did I mention he spent the past 4 years in the US Army, and won the Bronze Star as an Army Ranger in Afghanistan?
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
D.C. strip club evacuated after building collapse. All those poor politicians and nursing students
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(28)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Had it with the hypocrisy of NCAA "student/athletes?" Then you haven't seen 'Stone Cold Jane Austen' lead a jammer line. Women's college Roller Derby is here, MoFos
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(11)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Girl brings home made cupcakes to school to share with her class. News: Cupcakes with ingredients such as mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce. Fark: The school calls police in to test that there is no bodily fluids in them
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(47)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Terminally ill girl can't go to graduation, so school brings graduation to her. Dang, it's awfully dusty in here
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(20)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Oh I'm quite afraid the deflector shield in Star Wars is quite operationally possible here on earth
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(29)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Forgetting that wild animals bite, Washington University in St. Louis brings a bear cub as part of a petting zoo for the stressed-out elitist college students. After the bear acts like a bear, it's going to be euthanized
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(111)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Four middle school students try to make something edible in home economics by adding marijuana to cookie dough, then get the brilliant idea to sell the final product to their classmates and are now facing drug possession charges
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another guy born on third base who thinks he hit a triple wants to tell you how hard he worked to get where he is
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(157)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
OH private school has decided to do a blanket drug test of every single student starting this fall purely as a "preventative measure." That the school president's brother is the CEO of the company that makes the testing kits is pure coincidence
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(119)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Senior prank gone wild after 60 students arrested for trashing, peeing on school
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(69)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson tells high school student he needs to ask more questions and find a mentor. Student takes advice immediately
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen pal, if you say you're worth all that money for being an escort, you'd better be worth it, you Prince Charming you
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It seems a very educational site has been set up by students who want to bang their lecturers
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(70)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duke University deems "Man Up" and "Don't be a pussy" to be derogatory slang students shouldn't use. No word on how they feel about sucking
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
College student denied admission to college for truthfully answering the question, "What is the most important thing to you?" In other news, apparently you can be denied admission to a community college
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these second grade students and their seedlings
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Knoxville police captured on film choking passive student that was being handcuffed. Bonus, as student passed out officer biatch slapped him a few times, because fark you, that's why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
School writes letter to upset parents explaining their students' Kindergarten play was cancelled so they can prepare students for college. Letter shows the administrators should consider retaking English 101
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Handing out copies of the U.S. Constitution to fellow students at the University of Hawaii? The '60s are over man, you better get your ass over to the Free Speech zone
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
UC Florida student claims he was rejected by a fraternity for being too gay to paddle the asses of his brothers and stand around in a circle of guys wanking it
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Tue April 22, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Student's buzzkill grandma gets school to stop giving kids Mountain Dew before tests
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(49)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
OMG a gruesome MAGGOT crawled into one little pistachio out of millions and millions that are put into Tesco bags. That's just NUTS
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(148)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
I'm sorry the co-signer of your student loan died. So pay me. Right now. All of it
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(238)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama will ruin high school graduation for the students of Topeka, KS and their families by commemorating the 60th anniversary of Brown v. Board of Education in her address. Obviously, there should be separate but equal ceremonies
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Miss America defends the actions of a brave, horny teenager who asked her to prom
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked and dismayed after high school students turn an annual music show into a production filled with raunchy jokes more suitable for a gin mill. "It was something like, 'After last night, Uranus was totally destroyed'"
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(41)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ohio teacher fired after telling a black student who said he wanted to be president someday that "the nation didn't need another black commander in chief"
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Sat April 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager throws public temper-tantrum after not getting into UMich, blames racism on the part of the university and not her below-average GPA and barely mediocre ACT scores for their decision
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student gets three-day in-school suspension for: a) fighting, b) streaking across school property, or c) asking Miss America to the Prom despite being told not to in advance
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(76)
 
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
A penny saved is a penny earned ... and 97,400 pennies will pay your college tuition
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(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Parents are outraged that their high school students would be exposed to the filth contained in the musical 'Rent' that includes but is not limited to a woman mooning the audience. "We sent a letter of concern"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student upset that her professor found out she is a stripper and lowered her grades. Psst, hey prof... you're doing it wrong
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(83)
 
(Newsworks)
 
 
 
Will prosecuting parents help solve Philly's problem with chronically truant students? District Attorney: Yes. School District: Not only no, but HELL NO
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Fri April 18, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT scholars say that the safety risks of nuclear reactors, and the safety risks of offshore oil platforms, should cancel out if you just combine the two somewhere far, far away from MIT
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Some parents accept it when told by the school that their kids can't go on the school trip. And some parents get all bitey
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(20)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Great news, law students: the compensation bar for contract attorney work in South Carolina has been lowered to $8 an hour
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the US Government is making money hand-over-fist thanks to outrageous student loans taken out by graduate students
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(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Poor starving college students will now get unlimited meals and snacks to go with their free ride to making millions in the NBA
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(100)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Heroic students fight for right of oppressed vuvuzelas to finally be heard over the incessant chatter of some invited speaker
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school coach facing jail for A) having a sexual relationship with a minor, B) embezzling school funds, or C) shoving a kid who farted in his face
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Tue April 15, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
News: Principal diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Spiffy: His students, faculty and staff flooded auditorium stage to shave their heads to show their support. This is how you deal with it
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(50)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right
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(156)
 
(Take Part)
 
 
 
Thanks to recent Food Stamp changes, significant "food insecurity" issues are now being faced by an entire class of lazy moochers who instead of working just sit around reading books all day, or, as we used to call them, "college students"
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(87)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently teachers *can't* order older students to attack a 7th grader. Live and learn
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Sat April 12, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Football coach molests female students. School bursts into action to reassure the football players everything will be fine, then encourages harassment of victims
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(39)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Student: "Bullies are attacking me". Principal: "You're just making stuff up with no proof". Student: "I have video that I secretly recorded of them bullying me". Principal: "I'm calling the cops to have you arrested for wiretapping"
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Fri April 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Research study finds 23% of Oklahoma high school biology students misunderstand key concepts of evolution. Excuse me, did I say "students"? I meant "teachers"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proposed watchdog group would warns students which for-profit colleges to avoid. Which would be pretty easy, as the answer is "All of them"
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
More British students taking STEM courses than ever in hopes of restoring country's long-lost prestige in engineering, mathematics and dentistry
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Wed April 09, 2014
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Reports that 20 students have been hurt after multiple stabbings at Franklin Regional High School near Pittsburgh
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(742)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Harvard student who died falling off of building remembered as motivated, inquisitive, hard-working, Newtonian
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Tue April 08, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: If you plan to send a curse-word laced hate letter to your English teacher, have someone proofread it first
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parti Québécois handed worst defeat since 1970 at the hands of anglo immigrants and students; Liberal victors interpret this as mandate to be anything but PQ
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently it's OK to be gay as long as you're not a gay teacher that teaches his students that it's OK to be gay
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Sun April 06, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Cornell University student decides to find out the most painful place to get stung by a bee. The answer may surprise you. Fark: The only test subject was himself
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A rival kindergarten has better enrollment. Do you A) advertise more B) educate better or C) poison students of rival school?
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(39)
 
(FreeThoughtProject)
 
 
 
Student arrested after telling principal he is: a) going to kill him, b) going to punch him, or c) disappointed in him?
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(118)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
High school students under investigation for spreading nude selfies. Clearly, they do not understand the rules of BIE
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(159)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Kent State shooter is a student in criminology and justice studies. You're doing it wrong
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
College students determine Noah's Ark could have carried 70,000 animals and still floated
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(298)
 
(Edvantage)
 
 
 
In South Korea, gamers who are in college are finally being recognized as student athletes
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