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162 headlines found matching 'students'
Sat May 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
School cop gets oral sex from 14-year-old girl and receives probation and no sex offender status. At least he lost his job
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos has plans for a city on the moon, which will no doubt serve as a giant interplanetary package sorting and delivery center
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dozens of Irish leave £200,000 diplomas behind because of too Pence ceremony
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Sat May 20, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kung Fu master has the balls to try and pull an entire bus
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"My shirt is fine." "That's a suspension and an arresting--" *ring ring* "Okay, a suspension, and no graduation ceremony"
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Utility company to school: Smells like a gas leak, so evacuate the kids. School to utility company: But there's testing going on. Utility: DID WE STUTTER? School: Sheesh. Don't rush us, okay?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
DJ Khaled surprises Berkeley grads with performance, pep talk, tax advice
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft redesigns OneNote's interface to be consistently bad across devices
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Thu May 18, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably would have gotten the same reaction by taking away their phones
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Is your hyperactive child acting out? That's a tazin'
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Sun May 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's generally frowned upon to go to a school and attempt to pick up a fourth grader if you are not that child's parent or guardian. Doubly so if you're a federal immigration agent without a warrant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 1,000 students, teachers and staff in northern California's Yolo County laid low by the norovirus. #yolo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
LOLs. U can't talk 2 your professor like this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells yet another easily disprovable lie about his past. This is not normal, don't pretend this is normal
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Sat May 13, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Senator Warren gives commencement speech. Says, we need a justice department, not an obstruction of justice department. Who could she possibly be talking about?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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Thu May 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money
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Wed May 10, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uber sets up artificial intelligence lab in Toronto, plans to immediately download some of it into their CEO
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Universities now offer students chocolate, therapy dogs and video games as ways to cope with finals. Or they could just tell them to go to the library and try to study for a while
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments graphing calculators being replaced by free online math tool. Company foresees severe 535507
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(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Due to metal detectors to prevent cheating, students in India taking undergrad entrance exams must do so without wearing bras
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is now speaking out about coming out
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Sun May 07, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Exactly; the Doctor and Bill find themselves in a cramped haunted house in a sharp satire. Will Nardole return? And what of Missy? The final song of the Twelfth Doctor continues in Knock Knock, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier on the civilized world)
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This Finals week, students at Montana State University can get themselves a piece of ass
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when middle school students do stupid things in yearbook photos to piss people off
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Students try to crawl through an air duct to steal a final exam from a teacher. Police say the suspects were a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven ways to make the most of your gap year, without actually working at one
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
JK Rowling apologizes for killing Snape. Internet melts down
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Teacher lets students duct tape him to wall for charity. That Charity must be really persuasive
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Dartmouth)
 
 
 
Today in obvious campus news: Study finds Democrats least tolerant of opposing views
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Pricipal caught sayof that "white students should be in the same class"
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Someday soon we will all evolve to become TotalFarkers
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Thu April 27, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
OK time for yearbook photos, grab your sports gear and line up. Woah, not so fast, shooting team
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad
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Sun April 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York college has a 100% job-placement rate, 8:1 student-teacher ratio, no teaching assistants, and no tuition: But there's one small catch
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Professional Smart People at Oxford announce that if you're shy or introverted, you're a racist. Remember: They are professors. They are smarter than you
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tuck Frump? Jice nacket, umb dass
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
This is why you don't watch porn while emailing out class assignments and copy/pasting links from your browser, Professor
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga is bringing her walking hut to Berkeley to troll liberal protestors. Because she's just that committed to attention whor, erm, free speech
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
High school girl brings stun gun to school, gives random students the business end
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And next on 'The Price is Right' - U.S. students going overseas for grad school
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having totally stopped guns, knives and drugs, new lawsuit aims to ban hotdogs and processed meat from L.A. schools
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Sad: Teenager battling cancer is unable to go to her prom. Awesome: So the other students bring the prom to her
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Sat April 15, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Bernie's dream has come through. Free college in that deep blue, tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing state of ... Tennessee
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Attending the University of Idaho isn't rocket science
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Fri April 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the story of the rise and fall of America's first sports-only college, which is sort of kept alive today at most Division I schools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Report on elite private school reveals extensive sexual abuse involving students and a dozen former staff. Luckily all this happened long ago and all those involved are no longer employed so everything is just fine, nothing to see here
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan develops "mikoto", a short-haired Resusci-Anne type robot who can train medical students in intubation, endoscopy, and sputum suctioning. It can cough, has gag reflex, and even cries "ouch" if handled roughly -- but really, who'd do that
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southern college cheerleaders escort ring, y'all
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pulling your kids out of school for vacation? You better believe someone has a problem with that
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Tue April 11, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Betsy "guns in schools" DeVos condemns the San Bernardino shooting
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri high school principal discusses suicide with students. Hopefully they talked him out of it
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for college students: Don't leave your clothes outside for two weeks because you're too lazy to do your laundry at your dorm, birds will make a nest inside your pants
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Parent-child bonding, Florida style: Father, daughter arrested for baking pot brownies and selling them at high school
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Mon April 10, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple Gunshot Victims at Elementary School in San Bernardino
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Drunken Brawler)
 
 
 
Sheffield student darts competition gets out of hand and requires police intervention. "Chairs, drinks and punches were reportedly thrown." Why yes, alcohol was involved. How did you guess?
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Fri April 07, 2017
(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
School Board: "No more discussing tuition and fees." Students: "How about fruition and bees?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan woman shows how Mature she is by choking a kid at Disney World because she couldn't see the fireworks
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Thu April 06, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Attention, students: please do not bring roadkill alligators into the dorms
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(University of Utah)
 
 
 
Are you a big-time gamer? Want to go to college but are worried about the high price of admission? University of Utah now offers scholarships for competitive video gaming
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Freak lab accident leaves man infected with strange new pig disease. He appears to have no special powers although colleagues report that he tastes great when they bite him
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's the cool kids club
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
High school students give their principal the Woodward and Bernstein treatment
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Yale students say they've found an all-natural citrus cure for hangovers. Florida students test it, say it goes great in vodka
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
3,700 out of 6,000 former Trump University students have applied for refunds. The rest either graduated, decided not to make a claim or are too embarrassed to let anyone know they attended
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers think newly discovered tunnels in South America were dug out by giant sloths. Talk about a slow news day
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
A prom proposal, shared on social media, got some high school students suspended.The proposal included what some considered to be a racist remark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three college students arrested for an $8,000 prostitution deal after police carry out undercover sting operation at a hotel. At least it was a memorable spring break
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New principal suspends half of high school after unexcused repeat absences. Joe Clark approves
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Three months after students at UC Berkeley successfully repelled a talk by Conservative lightning rod of hate Milo Yiannopoulos, the college is now inviting Baba Yaga to discuss illegal immigration. This should end about as well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ivy League college admission decision letters came out Thursday. Here are the cold hard rejection numbers
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: School choice is like deciding whether or not to use Uber, Lyft, or a taxi when most people can barely afford to take the bus
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Most states still don't require defibrillators in all schools. Mostly because they really aren't necessary until college when students get their first tuition loan bill
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Pupils defend super hot teacher after she is suspended over 'inappropriate' selfie shot
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Wed March 29, 2017
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl suspended from kindergarten because she played with a stick that looked like a gun. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Some Hawaiian Noises)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students on the move
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky students show calm and respectful sportsmanship after their school's NCAA loss to UNC
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
College students rescued man from train tracks because God doesn't always protect fools, drunks, Fark headline submitters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good: NASA resolves data error in the Space Station's radiation sensors. Awesome: Thanks to the analysis of a 17-year-old student in Britain
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Sun March 19, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Applications to U.S. colleges by foreign students are down because of the fear of deportation. American students look forward to benefiting from the grading curve being lowered
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
45 celebrities reimagined as redheads in honor of St. Patrick's Day. If you call these photos "ginger snaps," is that racist?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fourth grade students win a robotics competition. Their prize? Being told to go back to Mexico
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pamphlet explains what your snowflake should do if they suffer a microaggression. Oops
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Legendary foodie Harold McGee says your pasta cooking technique sucks, and that all you really need is a frying pan, cold water, and 10 minutes
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
80% of Oklahoma City students flummoxed by clocks with hands, believe "counterclockwise" refers to leftist anti-American politics
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Carleton University's decision to remove scales from gym weighs heavy on student body, although it's unclear if mass protests are coming
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for white guys who want to dance even more robotically than they already do
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Construction unearths centuries-old coffins in Philadelphia, could lead to a series of new curses
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Thu March 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huh, college students might use their student loans irresponsibly? Like for Spring Break? Stop the presses. How long has this been going on?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Microsoft shuts down the only social network with fewer users than Google+
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Animated graph shows how politically polarized the US has become over the last 20 years
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Bill just filed in the Arkansas State House, would "allow public school teachers to teach creationism and intelligent design as theories" alongside actual science. Surely, no one will notice this time
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
9 of the strangest degrees you can get at college. B.A. in Fark Admin. strangely absent
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell patents the telephone, immediately gets a busy signal
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Melania Trump read to some students for National Book Day, and not since the My Pet Goat incident of 2001 has a public political storytime gone so horribly wrong
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Trump, Devos, Rick Scott visiting Orlando Catholic school to: A) push school choice; B) start drive to end free public schools; or C) perform Three Stooges short
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberal Muslim Female Reporter goes to a college to explain to students why she voted for Trump and supports him
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
First rule of free speech: other people don't get any
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Midwest colleges to Alaska Natives: Should we not have dug up your dead relatives and let students experiment on them? Our bad, we'll ship them back in some Uhaul boxes
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the rankings for each state's educational system. Does it seem that way where you live? Let's take people to school on the right, please
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Teacher who was asked to mentor students is now in trouble for mentoring student
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Author of best-selling novel about WWII Japanese internment addresses student body of Texas high school known for graduating entitled racist frat bros. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. Any video you post on Snapchat can -- and will -- be used against you
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
When you walk into a room and have absolutely no idea what's going on: "Zachary Quinto slams Trump over transgender students at Oscar Wilde Awards." The who did the what over the whys at the where?
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(PSFK)
 
 
 
Design students create a vision for better prison furniture, and hey, I kinda like that daybed
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Marylanders took a gamble believing that casinos would solve education budget, with predictable results
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know what it takes to get an 8-0 ruling at SCOTUS? Girl with cerebral palsy wins right to sue school that refused to allow her service dog on campus
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Wed February 22, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Off-duty LAPD cop decides he wants high school students to get off his lawn, so he calls a girl "the c word," assaults another kid, and pulls out his gun and fires it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The "Thought Police" have changed their name to the "Bias Response Teams" across US campuses. You better double-think about what you say
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elected officials want high school students to pass the same citizenship test given to immigrants. News station asks lawmakers the same test questions with predictable results
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Toy boat launched by Charleston SC elementary school students crosses Atlantic, found in Britain. "We were looking across the waves when it literally sailed right to us. It was magical"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in You're Doing It Wrong: taking notes in class
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
High school students have sent a cell culturing biology experiment into space. Hmm sounds like a good episode for Futurama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally a government proposal that everyone can agree on as Iceland's President wants to ban pineapple on pizza
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Lawmker introduces bill to "create greater diversity of thought" at Iowa's Universities.. by instituting a hiring freeze "until the number of registered Republicans and Democrats on the faculty fall within 10 percent of each other"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Problem: an African-American student at Michigan State has a racial epithet written on the whiteboard hung on the door of her dorm room. Campus Police solution: Ban all the whiteboards
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge "blown away" by Catholic Church funding defence of paedophile priest. Ummm, are we not doing *phrasing* anymore? Just checking
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Justice League mothers' names, Amazon's new store staffing, and broke students doing math, These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And presenting the winner of the Walter White Teacher of the Year award
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Columbia University plays the old game of "You're accepted. Wait, no you're not" on almost 300 students
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact checkers take on Trump's assertion that there has been a "tremendous amount of increase" in autism cases and oh christ you already know how this is going to end
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Student at Bristol University accidentally makes triacetone triperoxide. Typical bloody students
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Thank you for your generous donation of computers for kids. Just kidding: I took them to the dump (with mugshot)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia principal who ordered removal of diversity posters allows them to go back up after social media uproar, explains that he was only concerned they, um, weren't diverse enough and some groups might feel left out. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It's 2017 and you can still be suspended from high school in Mississippi if you're a guy who dyes your hair pink
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
First Piers Morgan and now Geraldo Rivera makes sense. Life moves pretty fast
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
High School senior plays the odds, buys every female in the building a rose for Valentine's Day - teachers, staff and students
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
America doesn't deserve Donald Trump says Alex Jones
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Fri February 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alt-right Netflix subscribers canceling their subscriptions after assuming Dear White People is an anti-white, pro-black hit piece
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Travel company offering safe, supervised trips for teens to volunteer and learn about local culture is absolutely shocked at revelation that the teens are just getting rip-roaring drunk
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Hitler-themed Valentine's Day cards are distributed at Central Michigan University by college Republicans
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever yelled at your children? Congratulations, by the 9th grade they'll be violent drug-addled sex fiends. With more friends than you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents decide they don't want the school to post pictures of their kid on social media. Kid gets excluded from pictures. Parents go to media. Media posts story on internet. With pictures of the kid
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Stanford students recreate 5,000 year old Chinese beer recipe
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sixth grader wears MAGA hat on school bus. Sixth grader gets attacked. Sixth grader defends himself. Guess who gets suspended
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Teen math prodigy lands teaching gig at UCLA. What were YOU doing at 18?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Have a great idea? Want to launch a billion-dollar company? Then go to one of these colleges
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
These students compete at a math competition, but they are so broke that they can binomial
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Learning cursive handwriting will soon be a requirement for Arizona students. The problem is that teachers need brushing up on it, too
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican offers solution of "Another Kent State" to resolve all those pesky students expressing their opinions
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GoDaddy CEO succinctly points out that Trump's H1B visa limitations will mean that all the Chinese and Indian students we educate will simply go back home and spill beer or gin or fermented yak milk or whatever they drink on their own servers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
An investigation is revealing that the rioters at UC Berkely the other night were not UC students
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need something to smile about? Watch this awesome school teacher's custom handshakes
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Thu February 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the Texas education system...
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The dean of students said the incident was "not a big deal," adding that players peeing on each other "happens all the time." "Even I got peed on in high school"
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus evicted from Pepperdine University over genocide and racial oppression and cultural acceptance and personal experience of marginalized students and painful reminders of loss and human tragedy etc
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers that commando cartwheels are not OK
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed a mathematical proof that being a good parent produces positive results
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