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Headlines matching 'students'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(CNN) Hero Driver rescues students on her elementary school bus after it imitates a kid's science project and melts down  (cnn.com) (40)


Tue February 07, 2012
(AL.com) Interesting Pop quiz: A class has 29 students. Twenty students have dogs; 15 have cats. How many have both dogs and cats? If you can't answer this you are dumber than a sixth grader  (blog.al.com) (364)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some CFC) Dumbass Student in trouble for using Old Spice deodorant spray flamethrower to set special ed student on fi...wait, they still have spray deodorant?  (wtsp.com) (118)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Quad City Times) Hero Public school lunchlady demands the deep fryers in the cafeteria be removed so she can force students to eat healthy instead of trusting them to make their own choices  (qctimes.com) (123)
(YouTube) Scary Oh God. We're doomed  (youtube.com) (132)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Silly College student gives up cell phone and all social media for three months--and actually survives to tell the tale  (chicagotribune.com) (51)
(WJAR) Fail Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)  (www2.turnto10.com) (100)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is  (stuff.co.nz) (73)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Cool Inner-city school enters NASA contest. Apparently, there was some kind of misunderstanding when the students were asked how high they'd like to get  (schoolsofthought.blogs.cnn.com) (25)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Amusing High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video  (theage.com.au) (77)
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CBC) Amusing Award-winning teacher had sex with two students, kissed a third and sexted a fourth. Yeah, I'd say that at least deserves an award for effort, if nothing else  (cbc.ca) (83)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Fark headline recipe: article about female teacher having sex with students (check), vodak (check), Not Sure if Want pic (check)  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Mon January 30, 2012
(the daily wilton) Interesting Connecticut teachers will now be evaluated mainly on student performance, which makes you wonder what they were being evaluated on before. No, seriously. What were they evaluated on before?  (thedailywilton.com) (241)
(Deadspin) Amusing BYU students finally succeed in earning the elusive "Crowd Technical Foul" (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Special ed teacher, who had sex with one student and performed oral sex on six others, to serve only 60 days. Guess the gender and level of attractiveness (pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (181)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Newt Gingrich thinks college students should get part-time jobs to pay for their tuition. As opposed to when he was in college and begged his family for money instead of looking for a job. "I want all my time for my studies"  (syracuse.com) (347)
(Starpulse) Asinine Tuition paying parents of Rutgers students now thrilled to hear that their kids can earn three credits taking Beyonce 101  (starpulse.com) (52)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Video of student dancing naked in nightclub paddling pool goes viral: "I'll bet she's regretting it now"  (dailymail.co.uk) (221)


Sat January 28, 2012
(detroit news) Asinine Student grows his hair long to donate it to cancer survivor. School: "You're suspended"  (detroitnews.com) (225)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades  (washingtonpost.com) (238)
(daily breeze) Fail California students get an F in grade tampering  (dailybreeze.com) (26)
(miami new times) Florida If you're publishing a high school newspaper article about the dangers of STD's, it's probably best to use a commercial stock photo rather than a picture of a former student  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (27)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man breaks a window on a campus building, climbs a tree to enter through the second story window, steals a book, then leaps from the second story without injury. If only he hadn't left his backpack with his name on it in the tree  (thestarpress.com) (7)
(Fox News) Interesting Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester  (foxnews.com) (164)
(koco) Asinine Student takes photo of sub sleeping in class. School thanks student for pointing this out and takes appropriate action. And by appropriate action, they suspend the student  (koco.com) (116)
(NYPost) Amusing Today's HS art teacher banging the daylights out of her students after plying them with pot and alcohol brought to you by NYC (w/you'd spank her with your paint brush too pic)  (nypost.com) (40)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Todays obligatory "Hot teacher doing it with a student" article. And yes, you would tap that  (dailymail.co.uk) (166)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your house is on fire. You are a college student. Who do you first call? C) Mommy and Daddy  (bu.edu) (70)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary It turns out, kiddies, that you really do have a "permanent record", and the feds want it  (usnews.com) (76)
(NW Florida Daily News) Cool Elementary school finds novel way of encouraging students to excel: read well and you get to throw food at the principal  (nwfdailynews.com) (56)
(Discover) Obvious In today's attempt at exploding a tag, we try reporting the finding that gym teachers tend to have relatively low SAT scores  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Dacula Patch) Strange In an unconventional attempt to make the baseball team, student strips naked and punches coach in the mouth  (dacula.patch.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Publisher of iPad textbooks claims students show a 20 percent performance increase, specifically in studies of applied parabolic avian trajectories coupled with porcine devastation  (macrumors.com) (39)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."  (dailymail.co.uk) (92)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Unlikely Iran claims that after the murder of their scientist, 1,000 students switched their majors to nuclear science. Of course since most used to be "comparative medieval poetry" majors, this isn't expected to help much  (abcnews.go.com) (57)
(LA Times) Fail Death Valley students face loss of funding for school transportation, fear state may desert them  (latimes.com) (60)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Video Since this is getting deleted anyway. GREENLIGHT THIS My 8th grade students playing Brown Eyed Girl on steel drums. OMGWTFLOL  (youtube.com) (13)
(Yahoo) Amusing Your toddler can cuss  (omg.yahoo.com) (71)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Students name NASA's twin moon probes 'Ebb' and 'Flow'. You can't explain that  (collectspace.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Hero Virginia Tech student plans to "race free from cancer." Well, we've tried everything else, maybe we can outrun it  (newsleader.com) (21)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: College student gets drunk after consuming ten drinks. Fark: And then breaks into a museum and tries to steal a claw from the real 20-foot skeleton of a giant ground sloth  (dispatch.com) (48)
(MSNBC) Interesting Chinese applications to U.S. colleges up 23%. Desperate American students quickly work on their ability to hit a 30 foot jump shot  (behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com) (43)


Thu January 12, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Cool: High school students write letters, thanking Muslim leader for explaining Islam to class. Fark: Christian family association sends over 3,500 emails, condemning Muslim leader's visit  (wtsp.com) (233)
(STLToday) Scary School districts' requirement that all students wear "health monitors" 24/7 that record their every move and vital statistic is not a repeat from 1984  (stltoday.com) (77)


Wed January 11, 2012
(News.com.au) Amusing Australian university evicts squatters  (news.com.au) (14)


Tue January 10, 2012
(AZCentral) Asinine Peoria schools consider replacing full-time custodians with outsourced part-timers, including high school students working weeknights from 5 to 9. "I thought it would be a great opportunity for students to get work experience"  (azcentral.com) (225)


Sun January 08, 2012
(NYPost) Stupid Health official complains about a school program that gives free breakfasts to poor students because she says it makes them obese. Because nothing slims a kid down like starvation  (nypost.com) (144)
(11 Alive) Stupid Student gets four days of in-school suspension for reporting that he accidentally brought a knife to school  (11alive.com) (154)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy 63 years ago, a broke student was handed an envelope with $200 in to finish school, and was told to pay it forward once he was able to. Now, he's giving back $1000000  (winnipegfreepress.com) (84)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Discover) Obvious This just in: College students like beer  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (31)
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing Obama visits high school, tells students that he's inspired by their bullshiat-detection acumen  (realclearpolitics.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Rick Santorum encounters that part of the graph that shows how college-aged students feel about gay marriage, gets booed off stage  (dailymail.co.uk) (315)
(MSNBC) Interesting If you had a good teacher, you'll earn more money as an adult. If you had a REALLY GOOD teacher, you might be the subject of an article on FARK about teachers that have sex with their students  (msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Denver Channel) Dumbass High school drama teacher charged with giving curtain calls to an underage student. (With "you'd give her a callback after an audition" pic)  (thedenverchannel.com) (108)
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Man robs the elderly, steals donation jar, caught before taking candy from a baby  (mysuncoast.com) (15)


Thu January 05, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting How many Polish art students does it take to hang their own paintings in a museum?  (seattlepi.com) (18)
(Yahoo) Strange Woman gives police inconsistent stories in regard to where her missing son, sharpie, have been for more than a month  (news.yahoo.com) (83)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA If you're going to bring vodka to school, be like this 13 year old girl and share it  (chicagotribune.com) (31)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Although the idea sounds great on paper, in real life if you're a voice teacher you probably shouldn't encourage your female students to strip and touch themselves sexually to help improve their vocal range  (seattlepi.com) (78)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CBSSacramento.com) Cool Nevada sheriff refrains from ruining 250 students' lives after discovering pounds of marijuana and other drugs on ski trip caravan  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (153)


Thu December 29, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Pollsters and comic book scholars agree, this is the Worst Congress Ever  (npr.org) (38)


Mon December 26, 2011
(WCAX) Dumbass Cute 23-year-old music teacher arrested for blowing student's woodwind (w/mugshot)  (wcax.com) (105)
(NYPost) Asinine Underage ex-student: "I have been secretly dating my ex-teacher" Aunt: "He is dating your mother as well" Farkers: Y NO THREESOME  (nypost.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Dumb Kid) Obvious Heads up kids, if you're a a good student but a dumbass on social media sites, it may keep you from getting into college  (wtsp.com) (121)
(AZCentral) Cool 23-year-old ASU coed ends up stranded in the snow, MacGyver's herself alive for 10 days, creating water out of crystals and finally using a Hershey Bar to charge a cell phone and a chewing gum wave guide to jam passing military craft  (azcentral.com) (168)


Wed December 21, 2011
(TBO) Obvious Study finds when college's football team wins, male student grades drop. On the plus side, male students get laid more  (www2.tbo.com) (13)
(Telegraph) Dumbass Teenage juror who stopped trial by pretending to be sick but in fact used the time to go and see musical "Chicago" found guilty of giving the judge the old razzle-dazzle  (telegraph.co.uk) (68)


Sun December 18, 2011
(LA Times) PSA This just in: students don't care for healthy school lunches  (latimes.com) (114)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Under a new ordinance, Atlanta parents can face a $1,000 fine and up to 60 days in jail when their precious little snowflakes skip school  (ajc.com) (156)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but one school played its song "Baby" repetitively during passing periods until students paid a $1000 ransom to charity, just to make it stop  (suntimes.com) (71)
(Huffington Post) Florida Gov. Rick Scott tries to bond with Florida A&M University students by telling them he came from public housing too. Students: "We're not poor"  (huffingtonpost.com) (63)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Strange Students in Warren, Michigan learned that classes were canceled today after someone stole the batteries from all their buses  (wxyz.com) (45)
(WSB TV) Dumbass Things not found on a list of Good Ideas: Walking into a fourth grade class and headbutting a student  (wsbtv.com) (97)
(WQAD) Dumbass College student pulls a knife on his classmate and threatens to kill her over something she posted on Facebook which, as we all know, is serious business  (wqad.com) (31)
(Newsday) Fail 'Tebowing' a safety hazard, students suspended  (newsday.com) (122)
(WWL) Dumbass Today's "college student uses own phone to email bomb threat to get out of exam" story brought to you by New Orleans  (wwl.com) (41)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Student) Florida School resource officers start using Facebook to connect with students. What could possibly go wrong?  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (19)
(ProJo.com) Interesting Red Sox to announce new scholarship for high school students. Expected to be promising over the summer but collapse by the time school starts  (news.providencejournal.com) (15)
(Short List) Unlikely Hey, honey? You know that CCTV snapshot of a middle aged man that looks like me, in my car, squeezing that college student's boob? Yeah... Photoshopped by the cops  (shortlist.com) (68)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your high school chemistry students won't keep their safety goggles on. Do you: C) spray them in the face with Lysol?  (triblocal.com) (101)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Increasing numbers of students are turning to lap dancing and prostitution to pay their way through university. Amazingly, some people have a problem with this  (dailymail.co.uk) (613)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Substitute teacher cries out to God after, during affair with 15-year-old boy  (dailymail.co.uk) (111)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Two students were shot and wounded outside Texas middle school. Police suspect nearby hunters but have not determined if they have the correct license for teens  (news.yahoo.com) (151)
(The Consumerist) Asinine Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies  (consumerist.com) (240)
(Short List) Stupid University of Tokyo students make world's biggest KitKat. Your move, Harvard  (shortlist.com) (59)


Sun December 11, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Scary Today's story of a teacher having sex with a student comes from... well judging from the mugshot, it must be from the school for the blind  (nbclosangeles.com) (96)
(NJ.com) Silly From "Circus Arts" and "The Harry Potter Phenomenon" to "'South Park' and Philosophy" and "Wine Insights", never before have Liberal Arts majors been so qualified to man the deep fryer  (nj.com) (115)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup He was a nice guy. He was a quiet guy  (news.yahoo.com) (64)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Therepublic.com) Florida Teacher strips and hoses down pre-kindergarten student outside of school for soiling his pants. Some people have a problem with this  (therepublic.com) (106)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Married teacher has sex with student after luring him to her car during football game. "IT'S UP ... AND IT'S GOOD"  (dailymail.co.uk) (129)
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Students offered free alcoholic beverages in exchange for donating blood. Surprisingly, some people - who have obviously never had the one-beer-post-blood-donation buzz - have a problem with this  (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NYPost) Sad During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence"  (nypost.com) (198)


Fri December 02, 2011
(ESPN) Strange UConn fans asked to recite Pledge of Allegiance before games, though some commie students have a problem with that; want to change mascot name to Ruskies  (espn.go.com) (36)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them  (washingtonpost.com) (62)
(Patriot Ledger) Stupid Girl sues school because she sent naked pictures to another student and the obvious happened  (patriotledger.com) (117)
(New York Daily News) Ironic Black college student sparks debate by hanging Confederate flag in dorm room, says "I know it's kind of weird because I'm black"  (nydailynews.com) (111)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine College student who recognizes her friend, an attempted cop killer, in wanted poster does the obvious thing: "Freaks out" and tears down the posters  (thesmokinggun.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Sad Economics professor asks 180 students to write an essay on the American dream. 8 of 10 expect someone else to pay for it. Welcome to Generation Gimme  (michaelgraham.com) (172)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. Now you can go hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt earning a college degree in how to play video games  (usatoday.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Unlikely A team of Georgetown students, studying blogs, Google Maps, and a Chinese TV military docudrama, says China has a 3,000 mile long network of underground rail tunnels housing as many as 4,000 nuclear warheads  (washingtonpost.com) (108)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Not News: Student gets lucky at the prom. Way to go man: with his hot teacher  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass Cool: Woman hosts underwear party. Less cool: The woman who hosted it. Worse: For her students. Hot as the fires of hell: Her third grade students  (thesmokinggun.com) (125)
(WISHTV) Amusing Indiana college students use $45K grant to heat water using the sun. Grad students unimpressed, continue banging rocks together to make fire  (wishtv.com) (28)


Mon November 28, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Not all hot female teachers hit on their students. This one sexually assaulted an airline steward  (bbc.co.uk) (125)
(My Central Jersey) Sick As if responsible parents needed more worry, a number of states now have student vaccination opt-out rates of over 5% (and growing)  (mycentraljersey.com) (482)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Muslim students join Christians to shun evolution because it conflicts with their big book of fairy tales  (dailymail.co.uk) (425)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Kansas City) Asinine Kansas Governor: "Students should be more active in government." Student tweet: "You suck". Governor: "That's not what I meant--call her school & demand an apology"  (kansascity.com) (257)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting School cancels Zombie Day because of students "Heil Hitler" salutes. Some blame a sense of duty  (kirotv.com) (97)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Salon) Scary George Michael in Vienna hospital. This is why you shouldn't have sausage in cans  (salon.com) (24)
(BBC) Amusing Even if she lives to be 110 years old; even if she discovers a cure for cancer; even if she is the first human to set foot on Mars, one photo will follow this young woman to the grave  (bbc.co.uk) (154)
(Some Guy) Followup Not only did Jerry Sandusky allegedly enjoy molesting students, but he may have liked to keep it in the family as well  (thepostgame.com) (132)
(Fox News) Silly The "mystery" of who authored the Dead Sea Scrolls may have finally been solved. Hint: it's who every scholar and historian who's ever looked at them thought it was  (foxnews.com) (56)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props  (startribune.com) (38)


Tue November 22, 2011
(CNN) Dumbass 3 college students arrested in Egypt for tossing back some cocktails. No, wait that was arrested for tossing Molotov cocktails  (cnn.com) (38)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero Police officer bravely pepper sprays 20 violent student protesters at UC Davis. Thank goodness he saved us all  (huffingtonpost.com) (756)
(NPR) Interesting So this 23-year old math teacher hooks up with one of her 16-year students. Guess what happens a few years later. Go on, guess  (npr.org) (74)
(Komo) Silly Students are finally passionate about something - they're fighting to bring back chocolate milk  (komonews.com) (55)


Tue November 15, 2011
(TechEBlog) Interesting Five incredible technologies and gadgets created by college students  (techeblog.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Interesting Crime novelist says he has uncovered evidence that Jane Austen may have been murdered. Police are now looking for a high-school English student with access to a time machine  (news.yahoo.com) (93)


Mon November 14, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Researchers find sleep paralysis is more frequent in students -- which is no surprise to anyone who has ever taught a class of teenagers  (upi.com) (70)


Sun November 13, 2011
(SacBee) Weird Psychology professor walks out of class because students didn't bring snacks. He sounds fat  (sacbee.com) (113)


Fri November 11, 2011
(WTSP Tampa Bay) Florida Woman attacks a school bus driver because he won't let her ride the bus with students, later gets into altercation with police which she attempts to win by pulling down her underwear. With mugshot you can add to your collection  (wtsp.com) (41)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston.com) Spiffy Sun will align with MIT's Infinite Corridor on 11/11/11 at 4:20 pm. I wonder what students will do to mark the occasion?  (boston.com) (51)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Obvious More and more college students are using their heads when picking college majors, choosing ones that will help them get jobs. Philosophy and English departments are said to be very worried  (press-citizen.com) (299)
(Some Hippie) Scary UC Berkeley students protesting tuition increases receive support from police. By "support," I mean "strikes" and by "police," I mean batons  (sfist.com) (124)
(Some Guy) News In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (721)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Spiffy German college students pose for erotic calendar promoting knowledge as sexy. With links in the article to both the men's slideshow and the women's. Equal giggity for all  (thelocal.de) (571)
(CNN) Interesting Author of tough Arizona immigration law loses recall election to fellow Republican Jerry Lewis. Lewis was said to have benefitted from strong turnout among Latinos, college students, and LADIES  (cnn.com) (67)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Mighigan Messenger) Followup First amendment scholar on Michigan's "License to Bully" bill: "WTF am I reading?"  (michiganmessenger.com) (59)
(Crooks & Liars) Silly Because all of Michigan's problems have been solved, isn't it about time for a bill requiring the pledge of allegiance for all students?   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (120)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine High school student suspended three days for wearing eye shadow, told there will be no make-up  (dailymail.co.uk) (114)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Wisconsin teacher reprimanded for giving his students an important lesson in civic duty  (foxnews.com) (147)
(wpsd) Dumbass Today's cute high school Spanish teacher arrested for sexual contact with student is brought to you by Graves County, Kentucky  (wpsdlocal6.com) (149)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad College students rely on Yahoo Answers for research, which explains why so many term papers address "How is babby formed?"  (washingtonpost.com) (213)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Amusing "I hear that Herman Cain knows that I vote Democrat." - Gloria Cain  (ajc.com) (37)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Mighigan Messenger) Sick Michigan GOP: "Legalize it". And by "it", they mean bullying gay students  (michiganmessenger.com) (311)
(Huffington Post) Interesting 66% opposed forgiveness of student loans. Slideshow goodness of students and the cost of majoring in holistic interpretive dance  (huffingtonpost.com) (359)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Boston.com) Cool Students in Libtard-Land Massachusetts lead US in reading, math. Socialism suspected  (boston.com) (171)
(NPR) Florida Florida: "Due to your parents being illegal immigrants, we're going to have to charge you out-of-state tuition." Student: "But I was born in the US and I live in Florida." Florida: "So?"  (npr.org) (315)
(CBS 4 Denver) Cool Robot goes to class for student with dangerous allergies. Don't give Calvin any ideas  (denver.cbslocal.com) (25)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sick Teacher arrested for forgetting to tell his tween students that he was teaching them what happens when a hidden camera is under a desk and you're wearing a skirt  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)
(The Morning Call) Scary It's like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," only with a blood-covered stranger and two college students  (mcall.com) (27)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad High school student crushed after learning he had to do a pull up  (dailymail.co.uk) (102)
(AZCentral) Dumbass In hindsight, University concedes statements about professor, 'He talked about shooting students, which was disturbing, and implied that he was drunk and high every other day' were troublesome  (azcentral.com) (67)
(Fox News) Asinine News: Muslim college students are shocked ... SHOCKED ... that they are surrounded symbols of Christianity. Fark: At Catholic University  (radio.foxnews.com) (356)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WBALTV) Dumbass Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved  (wbaltv.com) (76)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Judge extends restraining order on a Missouri college's plan to drug screen all first year students  (washingtonpost.com) (173)


Tue October 25, 2011
(CNN) Hero In an obvious response to OWS, Obama is going to allow you to consolidate your student loan and pay a lower interest rate  (money.cnn.com) (446)
(Some Guy) Florida Teacher could face thousands of dollars in fines for helping students register to vote. Wait, what?  (thepoliticalcarnival.net) (126)
(Times Union) Stupid It's not a party until you have 300 students in one apartment. Ta-da  (timesunion.com) (37)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Captain Morgan found partying with college students, arrested when it turned out one of them was 17  (sun-sentinel.com) (46)
(Daily Mail) Fail Today's 34-year old teacher banging a 17-year old student brought to you by Memphis, Tennessee. Farkier: Principal at same school was involved with male student earlier this year  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting You know the picture of the bootstrappy college student making the rounds on Facebook? Yeah, about that  (persephonemagazine.com) (417)
(Des Moines Register) Asinine A small private college in Iowa has "gender neutral dorms," where bathrooms and showers are unisex. Yeah, that won't cause problems  (desmoinesregister.com) (265)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Turns out, Tennessee's Voter ID law is so strict, it won't allow a 91 year-old woman to get an ID because she couldn't stand in line for hours at the DMV   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (206)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Florida School district rewards A+ students with bracelets containing pictures of naked women. Attempts to recover bracelets but "has so far gotten only a handful back"  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Tue October 18, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA Michigan wants to make it illegal for students and school employees to have sex. Yes, even at the university level  (wxyz.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Interesting A group of students are getting paid to look at pornography all day to decide if it's obscene. Where were these jobs when subby was at college?  (pcpro.co.uk) (40)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Student protests hurting military recruitment efforts? Draft the little bastards  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Parents, teachers upset with students' attire. This is not a repeat of every year since before you were born  (sun-sentinel.com) (118)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Special ed teacher makes fun of his students and posts picture of himself online wearing student's seizure helmet. This actually pissed off quite a few folks, it would seem (with helmeted pic)  (insaneasylumblog.com) (123)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Telegraph) Cool Bhutan enters a new contestant in the Hottest Royalty competition  (telegraph.co.uk) (44)

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