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199 headlines found matching 'students'
Mon June 27, 2016
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Remember when Oregon Trail was the only educational video game you could play in class for credit? Civilization V is looking to change all that
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Fri June 24, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Another 100,000 people are going to see "Hamilton" before you do
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In landmark ruling, SCOTUS affirms that universities do in fact have the power to decide who they accept as students
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A bunch of students built the world's fastest electric race car that does 0-100 km/h in a staggering 1.5 seconds. Just to put that in perspective, that's the same acceleration you'd enjoy sitting on the top of a Saturn V rocket with all engines go
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Tue June 21, 2016
(WorldPoliticsUS)
 
 
 
South Carolina passes spectacular bill for students... liberals are going NUTS
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally a teacher who DIDN'T have sex with a student. She went for the assistant principal. Who has just been taken into custody for her murder. Well, I guess back to students it is
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
American universities increasingly dropping math courses so undergraduates have more time for diversity training seminars
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat June 18, 2016
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
Good: You are set to graduate from high school. Bad: Until you are involved in a car accident and placed in a medically-induced coma. Awesome: After you wake up your school recreates graduation so you can attend
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Drug tests? In high school? It's more likely than you think
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Chalkbeat)
 
 
 
State education bosses: Hey, how's about we change high school graduation requirements a week before graduation?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Students in trouble for racy yearbook photo. Shocker
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Just like you can't say "bomb" at an airport, don't say "shoot up the school" at a school. Especially if you're the janitor
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Mon June 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Korean students think of our SAT math test?
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Sun June 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
3) Profit
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
PG County students to get 50% for just showing up
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Famous dead Japanese novelist to be rebuilt as robot, giving lectures at universities, high schools, and junior high schools on his work. "Understandably, a robotic Soseki Natsume might be a little too intense for elementary school kids"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Who has the most useful suite of superpowers? Here comes the science
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a 2-day summer camp for kids where they get to stay in Tent City, follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail bunks, and attend educational programs
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James is just a blatant egotist who does selfish things like helping over 1000 kids go to college
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have written as a character witness in support of a rapist
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
School tells graduate that it's perfectly OK to celebrate her proud native American heritage, as long as she does so alone where nobody can see her
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Python programming, beginning and advanced. What do you like about Python and what are its limitations? (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TIFF in PNG leaves four pixelated
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here is a look at the bizarre demands college students have preparing to start their freshman year in 2016
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The backpack of the near future will have everything modern high school students need: device-charging ports, onboard Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, and bulletproof Kevlar panels" (pic)
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina High School principal sees nothing wrong with prank in which white students built a Trump wall in common area to keep Latinos out. Stay classy down there, guys
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district hires private investigators to track down and verify home addresses of students
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bill would force Louisiana kids to recite Declaration of Independence every day in school
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Little girl turns up to dance class's Princess Day dressed as a hotdog, immediately crowned the wiener
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(UPI)
 
 
 
University students in China design a robot to take over yet another job unfit for humans: Playing badminton
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Okay, class, it appears that we have a shooter on campus and we're on lockdown. Since we're gonna be here awhile, why don't you go ahead and take the final. Look at it this way, it may by your FINAL final ever"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
School lets the service dog of a Type 1 diabetic teenager have his own school picture taken for the yearbook because of all the time he spent there
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yesterday, UCLA students were on lockdown, in a building with no locks on the doors. Engineering students did engineering, then broadcast their cleverness. Unknown whether the shooter saw their work
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
For the end of the school year, teacher has students write down prejudices on paper then posts them on the wall. Since this ended up on Fark, you know how well it turned out
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
You know how the old saying goes: It's better to be pissed off than to have to drink your professor's urine for extra credit
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Wed June 01, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Kids with super soakers save old man from fire, are now welcome on his damn lawn
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
School bus drops off students a little too close to house. Somehow a cat is involved
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a ride with 'ol Sarge on bus #7
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Synthetic dogs could revolutionize veterinarian school while simultaneously haunting your dreams
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Politician says students shouldn't recite the Declaration of Independence because it was "conceived in time of slavery"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
"Well...of course I don't believe in what the Confederates believed in," fifth-grader Grey Perham said. "But I liked it more than being in the giant blue blob"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every now and then you come across a kid who has enough sarcasm to bring back your faith in the next generation
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Fri May 27, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't agree with a street preacher condemning your way of life doesn't mean you get to whack him in the back of the head with a bat
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Senior quote in a yearbook: "Words build bridges into unexplored regions." You know who else used that quote?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida students throw out the first pitch at a MLB game ... by catapult. And it was a strike
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bible-thumping evangelist shows up at high school, starts yelling at students "You watch too much MTV, gangster music, and you live for the devil. Some of you even smoke pot; it's time to repent." Wait, teens watch MTV?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cal State Fullerton commencement speaker switches over to Spanish during her address. This should be well-received
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie appointed visiting professor at the London School of Economics. Officials feel students could learn a lot about money from someone who will have to pay for college for six children
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Oberlin students want to abolish midterms and any grades below C, so they can concentrate on their activism. Slack Lives Matter
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Florida police investigating cellphone video of 15-year-old girl who went into school bathroom with 25 boys and had sex with them. No, not all 25, that would be weird. Just some of them
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto police are sick of stupid kids' shiat: "Running around in a back yard with one of those fluorescent Nerf guns is one thing, but it's something else to drive around wearing a balaclava with a black gun sticking out of a car"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In latest news of how lazy our terrorists are getting, they're now robocalling in their bomb threats
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To curb hurt feelings of dumb kids, a North Carolina school board is doing away with valedictorians
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mexico sends their worst to America to become med students who get their doctorates
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
Weeners
 
A very large snake is loose in Dickeyville. I repeat, large, massive snake is loose in Dickeyville
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Beaver bites and pickled moose sausage. Your inner 8 year old is already giggling
 


Sat May 21, 2016
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Fake letter informs Cincinnati students of mandatory genitalia inspections. North Carolina lawmakers happy to finally have a template
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University says its medical school will no longer use live animals to train students. Hopefully they'll go back to the old way of training students using qualified professors
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World-famous ethics professor: "Do as I teach, not as I do"
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In America: "Do not bring this gun to school." In Russia: "Do not bring this gun to school. It's filthy. Strip it down and clean it now or you'll fail"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina school district wants to ban skinny jeans, which is going to be a huge inconvenience for the three students who can fit in them
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
High school sends students wearing Haitian flag t-shirts home. On Haitian Flag Day
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
And on the day a 5-year-old girl brought a bubble gun to school, our innocence was truly and irrevocably lost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New college graduates are facing the best job market in years. No one had any idea there were that many new locations of 7-Eleven, Arby's, and Speedway
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Memories flow as students pen musical tributes to seniors with dementia. Ummm
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his sinister higher education plot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash has risen from the dead and is stalking Peruvian schoolchildren
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
British university bans mortarboarding at graduation
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Junior high student hacks into teacher's email account, then uses it to send a little year-end surprise to classmates
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
To resolve the issue, do not create a user account that contains the string "user" on the computer. And the string "Robert'); DROP TABLE Users;--" is right out
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You can now take a lung-cancer breathalyzer
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Girl born with no hands wins handwriting contest. Gives hope to all aspiring one-legged buttkickers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If Trump wins the election, history students can look forward to learning about Egyptian grain silos
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Trigger warnings for Oxford law students 'distressed' by discussing crime in criminal law class
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colorado students attend first pot-focused education course. Which is the first time "pot" and "focused" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Members of the band Def Leppard will meet with students at the Arkansas School for the Deaf, whose mascot is a leopard. This is the sound of one hand clapping
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Animal sacrifice before a high-school game would seem to be more of a Florida thing than a Michigan one, but here we are
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue three college girls in rowboat who left with no life jackets in rough seas. Still searching for little man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists think Dr. Duckworth's true Grit / May be a hot steaming mountain of shiat
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the ten best questions from a nation-wide maths test that 300,000 British schoolkids aged 11 to 13 took last week. How would you have scored? (Answers will be posted at 5 p.m. BST)
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bad: High school yearbook misidentifies you as "Isis Phillips." Worse: You're Muslim
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government creates fake university to catch visa brokers, claims students not going to class is proof they knew it was a scam. Apparently the DOJ hasn't looked at many real student bodies recently
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Today's panic over some random thing that kids are totally (not) getting high off of: morning glory seeds
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Film short about disabled puppy wins hearts, 59 awards, job offers from Disney
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In analysis of college student sleep patterns, students at higher-ranking colleges hit the hay at 1 AM, but most everyone gets a regular 7 hours. "I haven't seen anything like this before"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Student: "Despite the chickens not going to plan, we still released the locusts and crickets"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duck and its ducklings do their annual waddle through a school on their way to the pond, with your "awwww" moment for the day
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(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
U of Illinois to choose between Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School in Scotland has 220 students who don't speak a word of comprehensible English. And not a single student is Scottish, that's why it's weird
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Test company hired by Tennessee to test school kids failed tests to create test but still allowed to try to administer test and fails
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Malia Obama to follow in Ted Cruz' footsteps
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Students invent gloves that turn sign language into speech. It is pretty handy
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 20 hours of Information Technology Infrastructure Library training. Okay, someone tell me what the heck I'm looking at. Looks vaguely British. Maybe not a bad thing. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet hasn't yet killed the library. The question is, why hasn't it?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Donald J. Trump Elementary School in Austin, Texas has a nice ring to it, at least it has a less Confederate-y name than the Robert E. Lee Elementary School or that crazy Adolf Hitler suggestion
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Supermom win humblebrag triathlon with claims of hiding a pregnancy to get a promotion, attending all the school events while working full time, and juggling a side business
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Fourth grade teacher busted for giving alcohol to students at an after-prom party. The good news is she's not accused of sleeping with any of them
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Mon April 25, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Money doesn't fix schools, say 50 years of research. So why do we still insist that money will magically fix everything?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Will Fark link to gay news sites like Towelroad or The Advocate, or is subby just wasting his time to submit them? Link goes to story of Diversity Meeting that used No Homo Bro in email
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Rambo + The Walking Dead + The Hills Have Eyes = Hell Yes, Baby
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just a harmless dust devil that HOLY FARK
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
First rule of kindergarten fight club is not to let the teacher organize it in the first place for the kids to burn off their energy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I showed the results of aerial surveys of bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef to my students, and then we wept"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New measles outbreak spotted
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Teaching 10-year-olds to behead their enemies. Fark: In Australian public schools. WTFark: Christian religious education
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You can sex up any dull English class presentation by giving it while wearing a sheet, sure (pic)
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's prom controversy season. Come on down, lesbian prom princess couple
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police arrived at an elementary school to charge and arrest 5 students, ranging from 6 to 11 years old, for not intervening and stopping a fight that happened off school grounds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's your annual 4/20 thread. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Tue April 19, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver School Board would like to remind its students that 4/20 is not a day off
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored nooses hanging on college campus removed, investigated as hate crime. Fark: they may have been part of a faculty-approved art project
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Mon April 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are the richest schools able to spend three times more per pupil than poor schools? According to NPR, the unexpected answer is "The Great Deluder: Satan"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
This headline will, in part, cost pepper-spraying University of California, Davis $175k
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
College professor: Okay students, in order to get you ready for the horrors in life you will now commence to drink Baijiu for your exam. Bottoms up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Post a viral video of your son being paddled at school? Yup, that's a paddlin'
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
The First Lady of Fark's Favorite State apologizes for reading a story about hookers to elementary school students
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas teacher resigns after arrest prompted by video of her repeatedly smacking student on the head and calling him "idiot ass" in class. Now she's free to run for Texas Board of Education slot
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Lab results show that the bodies found in a mass grave in Mexico weren't those of the 43 missing students. So, the students are still missing and they have no idea who's in the mass grave. Great police work, Lou
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Fri April 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey high schoolers play Nazis vs. Jews drinking game called "Alcoholocaust." Wait, wasn't this one of those Ice-T Law and Order memes?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teen killed by malfunctioning rocket-powered skateboard. Acme Corporation unavailable for comment
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cop t-bones school bus, injuring 3. Cop says the bus just suddenly cut in front of him, and nobody could possibly have stopped in time, even if he had been paying attention and following traffic laws
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Well, who wouldn't want to see a bunch of elementary school students participate in a reality show competition about spelling that would deflate their egos better than bullying ever would?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Performance of Sweeney Todd is a little too realistic
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian university students try to engage in some extra-curricular chemistry experiments in New Orleans, instead receive a lesson in anthropology and modern American culture
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
School cop provides WWE body slam lesson to 12-year-old girl
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School says religious freedom exempts male Muslim students from having to shake female teachers' hands in greeting. Difficulty: Switzerland
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Sat April 02, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because when it comes to entertainment, the kids love nothing more than a rock band that lectures about managing your finances in the middle of a show. "A lot of your heroes are in debt"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials say Nerf gun wars become less safe when participants add drive-bys and nudity rules
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ontario teacher now up to 38 charges of sexual misconduct. That's almost 40 charges and that's terrible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
School district forced to distribute atheist and satanic literature after they illegally handed out bibles. C'mon down for your free copy of "The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Student attempts to copy two Matthew Broderick movies. He never makes it to NORAD or Chicago
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
College in New York City eliminates ALL men's rooms and women's rooms in favor of gender-neutral bathrooms, labeled by whether or not they have urinals
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Couples that share hobbies tend to have healthier marriages. Just make sure that hobby isn't "sex with your high school students"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Red Robin wins race to bring "ramen burger" out of obscure hipster barrios to mainstream America, will offer 22-cent deal to lucky college students on April 19
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Firefighter killed when tree falls on truck in Weare. Who's on first? I don't know
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Actual scientific study: People zone out on purpose when tasks are not challenging enough
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
First-graders in Alaska accused of trying to kill classmate, although it was a Waldorf School so all they had access to were all-natural, non-toxic poisons that came with the seaweed they ate for lunch
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space.com publishes a map of all known red dwarfs in the Milky Way. Still no sign of edible pot noodle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Think your college dorm room was sloppy and dirty? Meet the undisputed champ
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Mon March 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Privacy advocate points out there are perfectly legitimate educational reasons your child googled "milf threesome" and "home remedies for syphilis"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's friend thinks he is a were-hippopotamus. How should Subby go around handling this to convince his friend he is not one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Shout out to any FARK member
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If we want more students to graduate high school why not just eliminate algebra from high school?
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the entire administration of our community college with a for-profit company. Let's see if anyone noticed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama bill aims to cut down on a Fark headline staple
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Arduino Starter Kit. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads. (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Georgia's new campus carry law is a good idea, just not for the colleges or the students. However, with all the terrible authoritarian laws in Georgia, at least you'll be able to easily kill yourself. There's that
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ohh, look at the cute little prairie dog. What does it have in its mouth? Oh, my God (warning: graphic images)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Stupid: Emory students are outraged - OUTRAGED - that someone had the temerity to write "Trump 2016" in sidewalk chalk. We're Doomed: The College President has stepped into the fray to lament the "unexpected chalkings... meant to intimidate"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims one of the Presidential hopefuls is our Adolf Hitler. You'll never guess which one
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Newly designed SAT goes back to the 1600's
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Fri March 18, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to Canada to install stationary bicycles in classrooms so students can burn off steam whenever they feel the need
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why charter schools may have higher test scores than public schools? It's called the "No Excuses" rule and it's not good for black children and other students with disabilities
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Thu March 17, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Excess cellphone use by college students may signal anxiety and depression. Or it could mean they're like every other college student on the planet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Singing Donald Trump's praises while you beat up a couple of minority college students? Smile, you're on gas station camera, and the police would like to have a word with you
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Tennessee bill seeks to outlaw campus bias-reporting systems, snowflakes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC fifth-grader takes "packing for school" to a whole new level
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Linguists say Donald Trump 'uses language typical of children aged 11 and under'
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Wed March 16, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Today's campus lockdown caused by a student's toy lightsaber brought to you by Farmingdale State College
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You may relax now: Alabama public school students are not at risk of being given an unbiased exposure to biological science
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Tue March 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim students may be expelled for fighting back against bullies that the school ignored for years
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown (Gov) decides that a wall is a good way to keep people that don't agree with him out of his state
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
In Mississippi, parents also must make the grade
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Palestinian teacher wins $1 million prize, will use money to buy Gaza Strip
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
At assembly, junior high school principal says most important thing for a woman is to bear two or more children, which is "more valuable than building her career." He later added that he told male students to offer assistance in child rearing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
University suspends porn star professor 'Old Nick', who can now concentrate on his other jobs: plumber, fridge repairman, pool cleaner, pizza delivery guy, etc
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sunday school teachers demanding another five days per week and captive audiences
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Harvard task force proposes expelling students who join all-male clubs. Fortunately for the students, they have to wait until graduation before being asked to join the Harvard faculty
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hearts without morals shall be punished" declares modern-day samurai patrolling Tokyo's streets to fight against the evils of littering
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Seven engineering students rushed to hospital after old campus tree delivers real-life lesson on momentum
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
A college education is the ticket out of poverty. Especially if you were never impoverished
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
American History X
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Unconventional "Rage Yoga" involves screaming, swearing and beer. Namaste
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
BBB: Trump U received high ratings from us because it "was no longer in business." Trump supporters: ZZZ
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your boss is such a narcissistic jerk? It all started with business school professors that were just like him
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's first water bar is set to open its doors in Minneapolis, bringing local tap waters to visitors in both leaded and unleaded varieties
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
In hindsight, that whole KKK school skit was probably a poor idea
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Having to work before 10 a.m. is "complete torture," claims science
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Sat March 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Freshman college students are dumber than ever: "You get this piece of paper with all these numbers, so how does this work?"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abortions for some, mini-sombreros for others
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hey cosplay teacher dude, did you really think your students wouldn't find out?
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Wed March 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Dakota's Gov vetoes a bill that required transgender students to "use the bathroom of their gender at birth" saying it did not "address any pressing issue" the state was facing. Can we put this guy in charge of "voter ID laws " too?
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A teacher's open letter challenging parents and society as a whole to "Love your kids the way I do." And for once, its not sexually
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
College students are turning to sugar daddies to help pay their tuition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former students of Antonin "Blacks do better at less-advanced colleges" Scalia reveal that he was just a tinsy bit racist
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump's earpiece must be malfunctioning again because today he ordered security to remove a group of black college students from one of his rallies before the event even began
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
West Virginia blocks schools from teaching climate change so kids will continue to want to be coal miners when they grow up
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
All officers, shots fired shots fired, need backup...oh wait, it's just kids popping balloons
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Vermont college bans Red Bull and 5-Hour-Energy drinks because of their link to alcohol and high-risk sex. Whereas before energy drinks, the biggest link for high-risk sex and using alcohol was going away to college
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