Headlines matching 'sts'
Thu May 23, 2013
Wed May 22, 2013
Tue May 21, 2013
Mon May 20, 2013
Sun May 19, 2013
Sat May 18, 2013
Fri May 17, 2013
Thu May 16, 2013
 |
|
All right, the IRS scandal's handled, Benghazi's going away, and this AP thing's turning out not so bad. Finally, Obama can rela--"Federal Witness Protection Program loses two suspected terrorists." Aw, fark, here we go again |
 |
|
After grabbing a quick lunch at Taco Bell, scientists finally discover how the winds of Uranus blow |
 |
|
DNA suggests a new theory on the origin of Minoan civilization (Bronze Age Guys), it turns out they related are to Europeans and present-day Cretans |
 |
|
Scientists find water believed to be over 1.5 billion years old hidden in Canadian bedrock, say it could hold ancient bacteria and life. This will end well |
 |
|
If you've been arrested for killing a bicyclist while driving drunk, it does not look good if in your past you've publicly said bicyclists don't belong in your town. Or if you're sporting a Hitler mustache in your mugshot |
Wed May 15, 2013
Tue May 14, 2013
Mon May 13, 2013
Sun May 12, 2013
Sat May 11, 2013
Fri May 10, 2013
Thu May 09, 2013
Wed May 08, 2013
Tue May 07, 2013
Mon May 06, 2013
Sun May 05, 2013
Sat May 04, 2013
Fri May 03, 2013
Thu May 02, 2013
Wed May 01, 2013
Tue April 30, 2013
Mon April 29, 2013
Sun April 28, 2013
Sat April 27, 2013
Fri April 26, 2013
Thu April 25, 2013
Wed April 24, 2013
Tue April 23, 2013
 |
|
Not news: Clergyman assists woman being assaulted. Fark: clergyman assists woman being assaulted by using his sweet ninja skills and samurai sword |
 |
|
26 U.S. Navy ship naming controversies. If you are going to name ships after gays, Confederates, Jesus or socialists, someone is going to have a problem with it |
| |
|
Gynecologists question the efficacy of robotic surgery. TAKE ME TO YOUR UTERUS |
| |
|
Research suggests marijuana pill may help relieve pain better than the traditional smoking method, and by "relieve pain better", they really mean "make pharmaceutical companies richer" |
 |
|
NYT explains why NYC isn't really that expensive after all. Subby nods approvingly while eating $50 take out for one in a $2,200/month studio apartment. Reasonable debate comparing regional costs of living not found to the right |
 |
|
The newest threat to humanity? Well, it's the devil-worshiping, Satanists Beyoncé and Jay-Z of course |
 |
|
White House hosts science fair. Here's Obama pedaling a bicycle-powered water sanitation system, your argument/waste is invalid |
| |
|
CNN, the network that last week spent more hours being wrong than accurate, suggests that Reddit's sleuthing of the Boston Bombings was flawed |
Mon April 22, 2013
Sun April 21, 2013
Sat April 20, 2013
Fri April 19, 2013
Thu April 18, 2013
Wed April 17, 2013
 |
|
If you're in a bad mood or show up late for an appointment in Kansas, that obviously means you're on drugs and therefore ineligible to for welfare. "The tests will not look for alcohol use" |
 |
|
International Cycling Union: "Hey. Lance Armstrong tested positive for 'roids 4 times during the 1999 Tour De France. Our bad, guys. Also, retests of those samples in 2005 were also positive, but we did nothing. Our bad. That's on us. We good?" |
 |
|
Student protests controversial abstinence speaker at her high school. Principal threatens to call the college she plans to attend in the fall to inform them of her "bad character" if she doesn't shut her whore mouth. Student says, oh yeah? |
 |
|
Reasonable man threatens to sue weather service over inaccurate forecasts |
 |
|
Scientists claim we'll probably never be able to upload our minds into a computer. Millions of 'World of Warcraft' players unable for comment due to ongoing raid |
 |
|
Good: Scientists develop new battery that is a fraction of the size of current batteries and can be charged 1000 times quicker, potentially revolutionizing electric cars and mobile computing devices. Bad: They may be explosive |
| |
|
CNN helpfully lists five viral stories about the Boston attacks that are untrue. Difficulty: none of them are CNN's |
 |
|
Why is it these days that the descriptions of exotic new particles physicists are discovering read more and more like dating profiles on Adult Friend Finder? I mean really: "up, down, strange, charm, bottom and top"? |
| |
|
Scientists admit that the "Hubble Constant," a key number in their claims that the universe was created billions of years ago instead of merely thousands, isn't really constant at all. Next they'll notice that there are still monkeys around |
| |
|
According to Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Acist), the Boston Marathon bombings reveal the danger of a proposed immigration bill because "radical Islamists are being trained to act Hispanic" |
 |
|
Anonymous hacks Westboro Baptists's FB page with epic results |
| |
|
While everyone has been arguing over whether the Boston Marathon bombings were done by home-grown terrorists or Islamists, Congress quietly signs a law to repeal the ban on Insider Trading for Congress |
 |
|
Judge orders digital billboards to be turned off in Los Angeles. Will no longer be a distraction for motorists who are trying to text while driving |
Tue April 16, 2013
Mon April 15, 2013
Sun April 14, 2013
 |
|
Restaurant posts "Beer should be like violence: domestic" on marquee outside, is utterly baffled by the lack of laughs from angry customers. Bonus clueless points: It's an organic, vegetarian restaurant |
 |
|
CEO of National Geographic Channel receives hate mail from viewers about endless documentaries on escort services, chainsaw sculptors, fishermen, polygamists, gypsies, UFO hunters, doomsday preppers, and the 80s. Response: We had to do it |
 |
|
Foodie elitists should call for healthier fast food instead of more home cooking as solution to obesity crisis, as it is in Asia. Instead, they believe "cooking is a personal obligation, and that shirking this obligation is lazy, harmful, bad" |
 |
|
Why listening to music is as good as sex, according to scientists who listen to Ravel's Bolero way too much |
Sat April 13, 2013
Fri April 12, 2013
Thu April 11, 2013
Wed April 10, 2013
Tue April 09, 2013
Mon April 08, 2013
Sun April 07, 2013
Sat April 06, 2013
Fri April 05, 2013
Thu April 04, 2013
Wed April 03, 2013
Tue April 02, 2013
Mon April 01, 2013
Sun March 31, 2013
Sat March 30, 2013
Fri March 29, 2013
Thu March 28, 2013
Wed March 27, 2013
Tue March 26, 2013
Mon March 25, 2013
Sun March 24, 2013
Sat March 23, 2013
Fri March 22, 2013
Thu March 21, 2013
Wed March 20, 2013
Tue March 19, 2013
Mon March 18, 2013
Sun March 17, 2013
| |
|
Scientists announce there's no need to panic over the spiders that can eat entire bats, even though THEY'RE EVERWHERE |
 |
|
The twenty best movie twists of all time, and no, they're not all from that M. Night Shamofadirector guy (spoilers, obviously) |
 |
|
Parents: "Our child can't focus." Doctors: "We'll artificially alter their brain chemistry, even though their brain isn't even fully developed yet." Parents: "BRILLIANT." Neurologists: "About that" |
 |
|
Leverkusen hosts QPR in a formulation Top 3 grunt, whilst QPR and Freiburg scratch on the door of Dortmund wanting to be let back in to the Aston Villa because they've finished their business. It's your BundEPLsliga inscrutible headline of the day |
| |
|
No, the world isn't getting warmer. The Daily Mail reveals the official data that's making scientists suddenly change their minds about climate doom |
 |
|
Leverkusen hosts Bayern in a top 3 matchup, while Dortmund hosts Freiburg, who is scratching on the door of Europa League qualification, and Augsburg and Hoffenheim battle to avoid the direct drop. Your Bundesliga Matchday 26 thread |
Sat March 16, 2013
Fri March 15, 2013
Thu March 14, 2013
Wed March 13, 2013
Tue March 12, 2013
Mon March 11, 2013
Sun March 10, 2013
Sat March 09, 2013
Fri March 08, 2013
 |
|
Anthony Bourdain lists his sexiest foods, advises women to order giant lobster and go to town on it with total abandon. "I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it - she got a standing ovation from the floor staff" |
| |
|
Radical socialist Elizabeth Warren thinks bankers who launder money for drug kingpins and terrorists should go to jail |
 |
|
County considers expanding hunting season to address exploding deer population. Dammit PETA, you had to give the deer suicide vests, didn't you? |
| |
|
Plague of locusts has attacked Israel, leaving observant Jews asking themselves if they have offended God, are they kosher. The Torah and Leviticus are divided, rabbis disagree, but foodees say if they are sauteed and honey spiced, they are delicious |
 |
|
Scientists getting closer to proving that Noah was from Mars |
 |
|
A pledge not to take lobbyists' money isn't stopping President Obama from, well, letting lobbyists fundraise for him |
 |
|
Fukushima tsunami survivors call on exorcists to banish demons. "People were killed in so many different ways during the disaster and they were left like that in limbo. So it takes a heavy toll on us, we see them as they were when they died" |
Thu March 07, 2013
Wed March 06, 2013
|
