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466 headlines found matching 'sts'
Sun May 01, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In a statement that many Farkers can relate to, man tells police he makes inflammatory social media posts to help blow off steam
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists create world's smallest thermometer out of DNA. That's cool
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Truck hauling 42,000 pounds of ham bursts into flame. Firefighters respond with 1,000 gallons of mustard
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
They finally made a helicopter that requires very little pilot skill. Unfortunately it's battery powered and only lasts about an hour
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists say it was "probably" a "weasel" that sabotaged the Large Hadron Collider, and not some creature the collider transported to this dimension, with plans to kill us all. Probably
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
In its latest USAF tests, only one of six F-35s made it into the air. The others had software glitches. At this point, the enemy could be flying WWI Fokkers and we'd be in trouble
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom does Crossfit until day before she delivers her baby. Resulting posts fill up two thirds of Facebook's server farms
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover what causes pigment to fade. No longer will women see the first strands of gray hair and think they'll just dye
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanists are upset that John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Satan
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Perimeter Institute creates new $8 million chair in theoretical physics. Maybe. It's not really known if it exists at all yet, much less where it might be
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Volvo engineer blasts Tesla's 'unsupervised wannabe' autopilot system
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists witness a "flash of light" during conception between a sperm and egg. Apparently it's hard to read the map for directions on where to go when it's so dark down there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Air Force is planning to pit the F-35 against the A-10 in a series of "common sense, real world" tests to see which is better at close air support- just as soon as it, you know, stops raining, and they get the F-35s computers to reboot-again
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Wed April 27, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Science explains why it's actually impossible to be vegetarian. "I'll pause to let the collective yowls of both biologists and (erstwhile) vegetarians subside"
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Flying drones deliver balls, snacks to golf course in Japan. May soon be used on the PGA Tour for bringing out 3 new Titleists every time Jordan Spieth tees up on a water hole
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New Jersey law mandates women with "dense breasts" receive a letter describing their breasts in great detail, plus a recommendation to take up pole dancing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Garmin posts 32% rise in 1Q profits as women no longer tell men to ask for directions
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Skywatchers prepare for Mars' closest approach to Earth in a decade, deluge of "Mars will be as big as the Moon" Facebook posts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists one step closer to eliminating the deadliest form of brain tumor. Unclear if shrinking the tumors will leave irreversible brain damage or if patients will still support the Steelers
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(DIY Photography)
 
 
 
Hold onto your hat, but when you spend as much for a PC as an Apple costs, the PC performs much better
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks all feminists want to do is "throw some parade and march around topless." Well, at least we know his fetish
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese theme park to introduce full-blown "robot kingdom" of 200 automatons, letting guests experience life in a world of service robots devoted to your convenience and pleasure. Didn't we see this movie?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Noted environmental scientist George Will says "left-wing scientists" are trying to silence right-wing "scientists" who have "proven climate change is a myth." CITATION NEEDED
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guess who's mauling the environment by clear cutting forests, using banned pesticides and illegally diverting rivers to make their products: A) Dow, B) Monsanto, or C) Every marijuana grower in California
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos nostalgically document road-tripping American vacationers of the 1980s and 1990s, when tourists at national parks sported real cameras, binoculars and fanny packs, had questionable taste in hair and fashion, but weren't invariably obese
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a 100-km-long lake previously unknown to humanity
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Sat April 23, 2016
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Cal Trans posts new sign to Los Fezil. Plans on new signs for Fan Sanfrisco and Los Anglefish
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Korea tests submarine-launched missile, claims major breakthrough in ocean-targeting reliability
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
With the Illustris Simulation, astrophysicists have accurately modeled the correct mix of spiral, elliptical and irregular galaxies and shown how, when and where every element more complex than hydrogen or helium was created
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So which school is good at producing NFL Draft Busts? Hint: Look at the tag
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Everybody ready for water-buckey-balloon fights? Chemists make smallest water balloon possible, 70 carbon atoms and one molecule of water
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
An almost record-breaking, supermassive black hole located in a cosmic backwater has left scientists astonished, prompting them to rethink their existing black hole models
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists take a break from their cancer research to figure out why men grow beards. Turns out, it isn't to impress women but to impress other males with their manly manliness of follicular magnificence
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
So they haven't cured cancer, but those wacky Irish scientists sure know their purple super-spuds and how to do battle with it
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina sheriff says minorities are the real racists, and the NAACP is just as bad as the KKK because he works with a black guy who "doesn't buy into that mess"
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
One of the world's most respected climate scientists is also an evangelical Christian, and boy does she hear about it at church: "I study something that about half of the country and much more than half of Texas thinks is a complete hoax"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Sushi scientists confirm that thanks to overfishing, the Pacific bluefin tuna is toast. Mmmm, tuna on toast
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hamlet's castle to host first overnight guests in four hundred years, as one lucky couple will be chosen to spend the night and sleep, perchance to dream
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(Some footy fan)
 
 
 
Mid-week EPL action has Newcastle hosts Man City today; the Merseyside derby, Watford at West Ham, and Man Utd hosting Palace on Wednesday; Arsenal and the Baggies on Thursday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT each day. (Link goes to NBC scoreboard)
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Intel turned down an opportunity to provide the processor for the iPhone, believing that Apple was unlikely to sell enough of them to justify the development costs. Now 12,000 workers are paying the price
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are completely unable to grasp how primitive humans are
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Rare medieval plainsong unearthed at Norfolk Cathedral behind cover of religious text. Musicologists say it's got a beat and you can do the St Vitus Dance to it
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Economists vow to bring more academic rigor to vulcanology
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Can physicists ever prove the multiverse exists?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have answered the age old question of whether or not a wireless signal can be transmitted via raw meat. The answer is yes. Don't you feel better now for knowing this?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Elvis Andrus busts out home run trot on a double, Adrian Beltre is not amused. This is a teachable moment
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Well there certainly won't be any conflicts of interests for Twitter's new Managing Director for Greater China just because she used to work for the PLA and has ties to the Great Firewall. Nope, none at all
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Geneticists show human limbs evolved from shark gills. Here comes the Sonic Hedgehog Gene
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yellowstone National Park is in danger of being "loved to death" by tourists
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
When you give your 6-year-old snowflake some colored construction paper, the result is usually a mess. When you do the same to a wasp that builds its nests out of paper, you get art works
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: 'Democrats are misogynists'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 2 of SyFy's 12 Monkeys will forgo the plague storyline for "something more dangerous" that has nothing to do with the entire reason the show exists
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(Crazy Engineers)
 
 
 
German scientists: Screw this, you boring bastards--we're putting a freakin' laser on a silicon photonic chip
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tinder tests feature to share a profile with coworkers on LinkedIn or Slack, possibly to set up a date, or more likely to populate a to-do list
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Some bartenders insist that soft theatrics and subtle, tasteful showmanship can heighten a patron's experience, add to your credibility as a cocktail artist, and perhaps even earn you a few favorable blasts on social media"
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an unknown oil. Here comes the petrochemistry
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grab your sticks and get ready for a full day of postseason NHL action: New York vs Pittsburgh at 3pm ET on NBC, Philly vs Washington at 7pm on CNBC, Minnesota va Dallas at 8pm on NBCS, and San Jose vs LA at 10:30pm on NBCS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
IKEA releases its first bicycle that's very light and only costs $1,000. That's cheap for a bicycle, right?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists finally find where the crabs will be launching their takeover of the world, hiding where no one thought they could. Soon no amount of butter and lemon will help you. SOON
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists say there are six basic elements to making a good apology. And the first thing is to learn not to expect any of them to ever come out of the mouth of Donald Trump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say wine o'clock is a real thing and not just the hour when subby starts submitting headlines to Fark
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Thu April 14, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Turns out that when certain SEC analysts hop on their mom's computer they do more than just try to convince her it's okay to delete the seven thousand spam messages sitting in her AOL account
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now North Carolinians are opposed to breasts, too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant scores NBA season high 60 points, including game winner, in last game of career. Even more amazing, he had 4 assists
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Secretive Harvard club: We don't allow women to join because we are probably rapists
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman witnesses motorcyclists punching a man on the ground in the middle of the road, so she stops and pulls out her gun. Then things get weird
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, it's the Doctor Strange trailer
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Governor sells T-shirts for $45 to pay off campaign debt, but he can't guarantee color or size. He suggests using them for crafts
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Stop me if you didn't see this one coming: GOP to move primary election goal posts yet again
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists identify cheap, easy way for runners to prevent blisters and it isn't 'not running'
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'The Walking Dead's' Director/Producer Greg Nicotero posts video of exploding heads he's testing out
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The Kepler planet-hunting telescope has recovered from emergency mode. Scientists are now reviewing the logs to identify what may have caused the problem, and to determine which group of aliens wiped out the last five days of obser----++++NO CARRIER++++
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(AP)
 
 
 
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SAYS IT IS DONE shouting forecasts at you in all-caps
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover some people have "Superhero DNA" that gives them special immunities, Professor Charles Xavier and Agent Phil Coulson would like to speak to these people
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Game glitch in grand final costs eSports star $75,000
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sudden influx of U.S. tourists causing Cuba to run low on beer. Thanks Obama
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you want to buy a treehouse owned by a shaman known as Genesis, all you need to give him is a satchel of lucky crickets, ten silver coins, a spirit bag of lavender, and a $500 donation to the local homeless shelter. Just kidding. It costs $8 mil
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Sat April 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook campaign underway to get female tourists to take off their clothes and post pictures of it
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Around the year 2000, Earth's north rotational pole started migrating eastward at a vigorous clip. Scientists have finally figured out what's going on: we're causing it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loved talking about his daughter's breasts, even when she was only a year old
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RyanAir and Spirit Airlines look to a new way to cut costs
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New app identifies unnecessary words in your writing. Please don't contact Fark mods, your posts have not been deleted
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(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Like, scientists push "valleytronics" closer to reality, ya know?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says the NFL playoffs are "likely" to expand. Apparently the league is having a tough time explaining to the rest of the teams why anyone from the NFC East gets to play in the postseason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One of those unexpected costs of online dating is a few thousand quid for your date when she texts you to say she's been kidnapped by a sex-crazed gangster and needs ransom money
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"According to Companies House there are 354 companies in the UK with an ISIS moniker but many have now changed their name - the most understandable one being a company called ISIS Recruitment, which now no longer exists"
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner says pitcher Jenrry Mejia will be given "fair reinstatement consideration." Apparently the league doesn't want to rush to judgment on a player who has only failed his drug tests three times
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The International Ski Federation's status report for a female Olympic cross country skier lists her as injured even though she's just pregnant. "Women who were working in the fields couldn't just take nine months off"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the first day of the UEFA Champion League Quarter Finals. Bayern Munich hosts Benfica while Atlético Madrid travels to Barcelona. Action starts at 2:45 PM EDT
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of 'anti-memories'
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Blizzard takes out a controversial "butt pose" from Overwatch due to feminists complaining that it objectifies women...and replaces it with a pose ripped straight from a cheesecake pinup painting
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists think Alzheimer's might be transmissible between humans. Uh-oh
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Here are the six of the best habits of the best conversationalists, because you suck at talking to people
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourism chiefs outraged over pop song slur that suggests Ibiza is favourite party spot for drug takers. As if
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
For decades, owner of no-tell motel used hidden cameras to watch guests have sex. He would have gotten away with it if not... wait, he did get away with it?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Science suggests it's time to bring back the bush (SFW)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists debate whether or not we are all just living in a giant holodeck
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
BLM activists launch "Fark your Flag" tour, where they go around to Trump and Clinton rallies, throw American flags on the ground, and stomp them. Yeah. That's gonna fix things
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(Maine News Online)
 
 
 
Scientists create artificial skin with hair follicles and sweat glands, are now just waiting for the T-800 endoskeleton from Cyberdyne Systems
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists analyze ancient horse poop to figure out where Hannibal crossed the Alps
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Scientists discover discernible pattern to small foreshocks prior to a major earthquake
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
In a world where only soccer stars and world leaders get caught up in off-shore money laundering, introducing "Panama Papers 2: Industrialists and Cricket stars"
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(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to help people get past their phobias by removing the bad memories that trigger them, which is good news for phobia sufferers, PTSD victims, Coldplay album sales
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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(I4U)
 
 
 
Bored scientists reverse photosynthesis, unwittingly touch off humans vs. plants world war
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex lasts an average of five minutes according to study. I already double-checked and it definitely says minutes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, white nationalists continue to back Trump
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two out of three economists: "Get ready for President Trump"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will.i.am's interview request rider for journalists called "the most ridiculous list of all time"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study looks at why societies practiced ritual human sacrifice, but more relevently for our interests, how: "The inventive ways include being crushed under a newly built canoe, or being rolled off the roof of a house and then decapitated"
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Thieves arrested for breaking into slot machines after taking selfies of themselves doing it; police chief busts out soundbite he had probably working on for weeks: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
People who constantly point out typos and grammatical errors online are pretty much jerks, scientists find. Such people are generally less open, and are more likely to judge you for your mistakes more negatively than anyone else
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Most transparent administration ever" works as hard as it can to deny Freedom of Information Requests
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Sat April 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let's see how bicyclists react to being asked to obey the speed limit
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tri-Rail train with 56 commuters derailed in the rainy dark of early morning, fuel leaking from a gash in the tank, and the train was reported to be on fire. Why the Florida tag exists: no one could find it
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Esteemed physicists finally let it out of the bag that they've been monitoring President Obama's time travel and that it is indeed already a thing
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Another reason not to trust the man or pigs: Pigs squeal to one of their own about a man trying to save on shipping costs by packing 20 pigs in his own van
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that snakes came in colors 10 million years ago
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(Johnson County Daily Journal)
 
 
 
It's always important to get to know your coworkers. It builds camaraderie, boosts productivity, and prevents those embarrassing moments when an on-duty police officer solicits sex from an undercover officer
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Porsche 993 spontaneously combusts at the New York Auto Show. Investigators blame faulty GPS unit which said the car was in Lakehurst, NJ
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ugly? The State Department suggests you watch your back. Your ugly, ugly back
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
What Do Cyclists' Hand Signals Mean? No, not that one. We all know what THAT ONE means. Even my kids know that one
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not including operating costs, land grants, or taxbreaks, the American public has spent more than $7 billion dollars to build or renovate NFL stadiums in the last 20 years
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step 1: Have uncontrolled tics and outbursts because of Tourette's syndrome , Step 2: Grab a chainsaw climb a tree, Step 3: Profit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hobbit became extinct earlier than previously thought, say paleoanthropologists who suspect Homo Sapiens had a hand in slaying every one
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
They're making a FullMetal Alchemists live-action movie, Ed-ward. Ed-ward? *nudges* Ed-ward?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists have identified a universal Nope face
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists say new male contraceptive pill prevents pregnancy in rabbits. What the hell are these guys DOING in those labs?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bourbon tourists could soon start sipping cocktails during distillery tours thanks to Kentucky lawmakers
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Yearbooks of 1916 are the World War I-era equivalent of Facebook posts
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Six Flags planned solar farm fails to win praise from environmentalists. Difficulty: plan involves removing 15,000 trees
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Poor John Kasich, it's like Al Qaeda doesn't even know he exists
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily for archaeologists ISIS isn't as good at destroying ruins as it is at making them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's never a good sign for your career when journalists start their headlines with (your name) Scandal: XXXX
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop Russia's first two-qubit quantum circuit
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"A few years ago, a Phoenix-based photographer teamed up with physicists at Princeton to explore the unusually uniform rings a drop of whisky leaves behind when it dries. Now those physicists have published their findings in Physical Review Letters"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress wants NIH to challenge patent on prostate cancer drug, developed with tax dollars, that sells in Japan and Sweden for $39,000 and in Canada for $30,000, but in the U. S. costs $129,000. Problem?
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News anchors reveal the hate mail they get, which is pretty awful, though meteorologists hate is understandable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The good news is that we now know how much a cab ride from NYC to Pennsylvania costs
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The dig is on for the search of a train full of Nazi gold. Assuming it exists
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple announces its first original TV show will be an unscripted series about apps. Critics say it promises all the plot twists and action of the Home Shopping Network along with the riveting interest of C-SPAN
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Sun March 27, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kasich insists that families need to be off limits, which raises the question: What is John Kasich trying to hide about his family?
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"Scientists have created a semi-synthetic, functioning bacterium in the lab that has fewer than 500 genes. The importance of 500 is that no bacterium in nature has less than 500 genes"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
John Kerry: "The terrorists win if the President changes his schedule". Game over, man, GAME OVER
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Parents swarm free Easter egg hunt before the organized start time, some taking eggs from other kids' baskets. "They were kind of like Locusts"
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
New study suggests that an encounter of the solar system with a giant molecular dark cloud could have driven an environmental catastrophe leading to mass extinction in the last 8 million years of the Cretaceous period
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disabled puppy learns how to walk with the help of his doggy therapists. He can make it on his own
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here the most ludicrously expensive in-app purchases: "When any such purchase costs twice as much as it would cost to buy a PC or console game outright, we'd suggest your alarm bells should be ringing"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Glasgow Iman who praised a terrorist says he was just "misunderstood," and by misunderstood he means he totally supports terrorists who murder people
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey, terrorists: Eat this
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(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
Muslim leader calls for death penalty. For Muslim terrorists
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Hey what's up with all of the terrorists having engineering degrees? Just a coincidence? I think not
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
"To believe in a supernatural god or universal spirit, people appear to suppress the brain network used for analytical thinking" scientists say
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pioneer of Total Football and legendary Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff goes through the goal posts one last time, dies at 68 after battle with cancer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After thirty-year wait for restoration, the cool medieval version of the Sistine Chapel is once again open to tourists in Rome
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The one positive thing that may emerge from this nightmarish clown show of a primary season is that, by studying Trump supporters closely, social scientists and psychologists may finally be able to develop a "vaccine" for The Stupids
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz (R-Impotent Rage) wants to let the terrorists win next time
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say they engineered a zebrafish to grow rainbow-colored scales to help them study tissue regeneration and not because they got totally high the night before
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department warns of possible terrorist attacks sometime in the near future somewhere in or maybe around Europe while terrorists could strike within the U.S. with little warning. So keep calm and EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Larper posts on Ars message board about problem he's experiencing with patent trolling competitor. Newegg: Hey, we heard about your problem. Please allow us and our pitbull attorney to take care of this for you
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
DHS problem: Airport security checkpoints create soft targets for terrorists. DHS solution: Pre-checkpoint checkpoints
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie writes love letter to his goalposts: "I was 12 when I turned my back on you. I promised that I would do everything not to see your face again. To protect you, to be your first and last line of defence"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
"Skeuomorphism, like Apple's pseudo wood grain shelves in iBooks, consists of all the ornamental digital veneers that serve as navigational cues to luddites. They were useful once - the problem is that, today, there are almost no luddites left"
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Love didn't keep them together, but Toni Tennille insists she never cheated on the Captain
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(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Paleontologist says that fossils from Noah's ark that guy found while digging in aunt's yard are really millions of years old. Stupid scientists
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(Racked)
 
 
 
Now here's a perfectly good question: Why do ghosts wear human clothes? Answers from beyond the void
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mathematically-eliminated Presidential candidate who looks surprisingly like Garry Shandling insists he's still viable, says everyone needs to "take a chill pill", Hail Hydra
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lucky mother gives birth via Caesarean, but nitpicky naturalists argue she's a cheetah
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
"And here we see the swarm of Chinese tourists at the buffet, using plates to shovel shrimp. It's everybody for themselves in this survival of the fittest contest, but naturalists are still baffled as to why they wasted most of the food"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists in the middle of a horror film watching binge calculate it would only take a vampire 6.4 minutes to drain you of all your blood. That sucks
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man posts photo online showing two children duct taped at their hands and mouth with caption, "Kids for sale, 45% because they bad" and then claims it's just a joke. Unsurprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(The Local)
 
 
 
For first time in history, most Norwegians identify themselves as atheists. The existence of lutefisk should have been a clue
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Fri March 18, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
On the carefully manicured lawn of planetary science, Pluto is the guy shredding it beyond recognition. And planetary scientists couldn't be happier
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(Electronics News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists announce record entanglement complexity on a single chip, putting quantum computers one step closer. This is a repeat from next week
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Scientists propose to eliminate all traffic lights via driverless technology. But bring a book. A long book
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom has a great job that pays well but is incredibly dangerous; at any time, she can come under fire from religious extremists who want to kill her for her beliefs or terrorist bombers. My mom drives women to and from abortion doctors in Texas"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Scientists injected people with the dengue virus just to see what happens
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Requests time.. always wanted to learn how to make something? Did someone once post a drool-worthy pic or CSB/CSS and you want the recipe? Ask away.. it's time to farksource all the good eats (LGT last request thread)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to ensure no one was ever forced to sell wedding flowers to a gay couple, Ga just passed a bill that would allow white supremacists refusing to do business with black people, Muslim store owners refusing to serve Christians or Jews, etc
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(SoundCloud)
 
Audio
 
OPB releases audio of January 9th meeting in Burns between disgusted local leaders begging everyone to GTFO and pro-Bundy legislators/lobbyists saying LALALALALA
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Linguists say Donald Trump 'uses language typical of children aged 11 and under'
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
TeslaCrypt ransomware's encryption software now so strong that latest version has been declared "uncrackable" by computer scientists: "We can not say it loud and often enough, ransomware has become the black plague of the internet"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voters make sure to not give any jobs to obvious terrorists, like two of Trump's delegates with nine-eleveny names
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say a strange worm-like creature is actually the ancestor of all fishes and not Donald Trump
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"During sobriety tests the man refused to recite the alphabet because he said he was unfamiliar with it"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, so Ted Cruz backer suggests drowning Girl Scout leaders
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Tue March 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In what will surely go down as a scientific breakthrough on a par with splitting the atom and discovering gravity, scientists have worked out the physics of ribbon curling
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
"Astounding" study suggests we no longer have no cure for cancer
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Game theorists solve soccer shootouts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The journalists politicians should fear this election year? Buzzfeed's crack staff of twentysomethings
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
DNA tests negative on the knife found buried at OJ Simpson's former estate
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Oh, just a cop pepper-spraying motorcyclists as they drive along MLK freeway. Nothing to see here citizens, move along
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen posts first half of that Not safe for work clip he couldn't show on Jimmy Kimmell in doomed attempt to drum up interest in his dumpster fire of a new movie
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons insists he has not been kidnapped, is just helping Chris Christie take off a few pounds in Donald Trump's underground lair
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dentists may be a job of the past soon
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Sun March 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sheriff threatens to arrest "rascally" Apple CEO Tim Cook for his loyalty to terrorists and not America
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists find that "good cholesterol" can sometimes be bad. Even politicians don't flip flop on the issues as much as health researchers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Foreign cartoonists draw the Trump situation ... and Ireland and Bulgaria get it, while Australia provides nightmare fuel
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James to have closed door meeting with billionaire owner over his cryptic DaVinci code tweets. Illuminati conspiracy theorists, hold on to your seats
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Massive protests in Chicago stump Trump rally (Live feed in article)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists find a possible cure for cancer, corny Fark headlines
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at 'shoulder-mounted bazooka that ignites and blasts fireworks into the sky'
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Authorities report suspicious substance found at Ted Cruz Houston campaign office, tests show the foreign matter was deemed to be likability
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: Donald Trump inspires America. Bad news: At least the xenophobes, the racists and the cosplayers
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Scientists come home after night of heavy drinking and decide it would be fun to fool around with some genes and grow a dinosaur leg on a chicken
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
THE OUTRAGE: Lobbyists have contributed to Bernie, too. THE ARTICLE: $3,200 out of $96 mil
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists locate the area of the brain where anger originates. Apparently it's the part that processes and analyzes TV political debates
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sharknado 4 casts Gary Busey as a genius scientist
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Wed March 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Bus carrying journalists and activists attacked near Chechnya by terrorists and totally not by unmarked Russian soldiers who happen to be vacationing in the region
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump is ruining the GOP's image, which is like saying the Unabomber ruined the image of reclusive, mail bombing terrorists
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New code from MIT computer scientists will help you load porn on your internet browser 34% faster
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Look, physicists, you got your Large Hadron Collider toy, but you can't just go making up new particles that don't fit the Standard Model just because you're bored
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You let a couple of scientists debate if Steve Buscemi is cool and this is what they come up with
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Tue March 08, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are using genetically engineered mice to determine the best way to kill some of the bad parts of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated lists the 100 Greatest Moments in the history of sports
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bad enough when a guy posts a nude pic of his ex online, but decidedly worse when his mom posts it. WTF: The girl was a preteen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Rats already have a reputation for being alarmingly sneaky and resourceful, but now scientists have given them an intelligence boost by turning them into cyborgs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The psychologists who did the meta-analyses about the theory of ego depletion obviously haven't been visiting the Politics tab lately
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hell has frozen over as Fox News hosts a Democratic Town Hall in Detroit. Sanders and Clinton can expect hostility and gotcha questions. But who can weather the storm? It's your Official Town Hall Discussion Thread, 6PM ET on Fox News
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Joseph Randle now has nearly as many arrests as he does touchdowns in the NFL
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Scientists devise the "perfect road trip" - a big loop through all 48 continental states, visiting 50 different landmarks. It doesn't really matter where you live, so just hop on the path in whatever state you live in
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(Wired)
 
 
 
From the Nope files. The ten foot Bobbit Worm that is like the worm from Tremors, but actually exists
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Sun March 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists take us one step closer to the impending robot apocalypse by developing stretchable robot skin ... that also lights up. WILL NO ONE STOP THESE MADMEN?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover evidence in a meteorite that a rare element, curium, was present during the formation of the solar system. Here comes the cosmochemistry
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
This weekend's EPL features the North London Derby, Spurs and Gunners both looking to bounce back from losses. Citeh faces Aston Villa and Leicester looks to stay on top vs. Watford. Crystal Palace hosts Liverpool on Sunday
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists to clone Ice Age lion cubs after discovering 'near-perfect' 12,000-year-old specimens. MN dentist Walter Palmer last seen cleaning rifles and humming theme song from "Hatari"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British astronaut Tim Peake the first human to eat a bacon sammich in orbit, but it wasn't easy: "It has to go through all these tests before it's declared fit to eat in space. You're thinking it should be able to do this. IT'S ONLY A BACON SANDWICH"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are starting to diagnose "Trump anxiety" in their patients, which totally shouldn't confirm any previously held beliefs you may have had about psychology being bullshiat
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last American veteran of the Spanish Civil War has died at 100. He fought Fascists before it was cool
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With millennials earning no more than their cohorts did 30 years ago, study suggests they should indulge their retro tendencies, and get involved in changing public policy to permit "collective bargaining" and forming "unions"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. economy added 242,000 jobs in February dropping unemployment to its lowest level since 2008, 4.8% or what economists call full employment and Republicans call the reason we need to take America back
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tourists arrested for exposing too Macchu of their Picchus
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
In new record for selfie casualties, five tourists simultaneously tumble off a cliff
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists may not have found a cure for cancer yet, but they have found its weakness
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
20,000 ISIS uniforms intercepted before delivery. Terrorists have uniforms?
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered how to make kryptonite. This is bad news for Superman
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(Cordis (Europe))
 
 
 
Scientists create the first biological supercomputer. It's sustainable, highly energy efficient, and the odds of it becoming both sentient and evil are only, like, one in six
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
When not body-slamming photographers, Trump's campaign is giving media credentials to white nationalist radio hosts who think "interracial sex is white genocide." Bonus: They scored a 20-minute interview with Trump Jr. that they will be airing soon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On today's edition of moving the goal posts: The KKK is now a liberal leftist organization
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC casts Reese Witherspoon replacement, who is basically Reese Withoutherspoon
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
David Duke claims Donald Trump will "save America from Jewish supremacists." LOLWUT
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Russians are going to launch a satellite so reflective, it will be the brightest object in the night sky next to the moon. Naturally some cranky old scientists have a problem with this
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Scientists warn that alien DNA raining down on Earth could mix with Zika virus to create super disease. Here comes the panspermia
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The music service that was created by music artists tired of being screwed out of royalties is screwing music artists out of royalties
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader blasts his fellow preachers embracing a guy who "spews profanities in campaign speeches, courts white supremacists, boasts of adulterous affairs, debauches public morality and justice through the casino and pornography industries"
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Biologists predict 95 percent decline in Georgia bats. In their defense, the Braves can't really get much worse
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists see a coronavirus' infectious bits for first time at four angstrom resolution
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Quasar placed an incredible five billion light years away tests our faith
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rabid partisan nut job suggests the military may refuse president's unlawful orders
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
As hard as it may be to believe, this bicyclist is setting a world record without angering motorists
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"We posted on Facebook [for assistance], About 15 four-wheel drives showed up. We all pulled it out, had a beer and had a laugh. There was tourists and stuff pulling over on the bridge and taking photos. It turned out to be quite an event"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO email scam costs companies $2 billion. It's now the most money ever associated with email since the congressional investigation into Hillary Clinton's private server
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a double week of EPL matches, including the Bournemouth gynecologists at the Watford Long John Silver impersonators. The penguin atop your television set explodes at 7:45 am EST. Nobody wants an argument
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pub chain axes Sunday roasts, gobsmacking dads and pensioners. "Apparently the meals just aren't selling the way they used to, with people favouring things like burgers and burritos instead"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wait, kid music that doesn't make you want to set Elmo on fire actually exists?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You can now rent a motel room and go all Keith Moon on it: "Guests are given safety gear and a weapon of their choice. Then they spend the allotted time smashing everything in the room to pieces"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono hospitalized with flu-like symptoms. Initial tests suggest she may have been listening to Yoko Ono songs
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Fri February 26, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe sea sponges were the first animals on Earth, politicians being their direct descendants
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Terrorists attack a hotel in Mogadishu, authorities surprised to discover there was still a hotel standing in Mogadishu
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last night's Republican Presidential debate was dedicated to Bush-41 who promptly stood up and claimed he was in the wrong room, having meant to attend the much more dignified circus clowns and furries fetishists' convention down the hall
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Thu February 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists build a better mouse fap
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is supporting tornado victims with food and supplies. Please consider a donation -- our overall admin & fundraising costs are less than 5%. Link goes to donation page, more DIT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To do: stop making lists
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Don't worry, you too can be a bestselling author. You need talent, a good editor, and a strong work ethic. But if you don't have those, you can get by with $3, and five minutes
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Maricopa County, Arizona attorney tells his employees to ditch their iPhones: "If Apple wants to be the official smartphone of terrorists and criminals, there will be a consequence"
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Tue February 23, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis judge upholds for now a ban on guns inside the St. Louis Zoo, meaning zoo guests will still be defenseless if the Red Pandas ever escape their enclosure
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Psychologists agree with conventional wisdom: actors are emotionally unstable
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman posts a pic of her rolled-up rim on Facebook - gets ripped off of her 100 toonie prize. Only Canadians will understand that sentence
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama finalizes plans to close Gitmo, force Republicans to gay marry terrorists to integrate them into society
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Archeologists begin putting together "the most important jigsaw puzzle in history"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced our usual forensic artist with a guy who carves faces into coconuts for tourists in the Caribbean. Let's see if anybody notices
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to ensure your child gets his ass kicked at school, just throw him a Zero Waste birthday party where the food is recycled, the most popular gift is a $2 Canadian toonie, and all the guests are given homemade play-dough
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Man tries to raise $2,500 to get his Wayne's World 3 script read. Sending seven dollar bills to the Creative Artists Agency didn't work, apparently
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To help you eat like an American yet still look good to Jesus, here are every fast food chain's fish and seafood meal deals for Lent 2016. In related news, once a year McD's still pretends Filet-O-Fish exists
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
That claim by America Ferrera and Dolores Huerta that Sanders supporters were chanting "English Only" in response to her requests for translation of a caucus in Las Vegas seems to be a whole lotta mierda de toro
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Tips for political humorists: the donkey is a Democrat, the elephant is a Republican, don't accidentally imply you're going to kill Hillary Clinton
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Cyclone Winston is currently slamming into Fiji's capital in a direct hit. With sustained winds over 135 mph and gusts over 200 mph, it's one of the most powerful cyclones ever recorded
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Silly scientists. Mice aren't cavemen
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's nuclear tests might make North Korea's volcano erupt. Scientists predict it could be the most impressive Darwin Awards death ever
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a black hole 21 billion times as massive as the Sun. Scientists vote to officially name it, 'Yo Mama'
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists in China have identified an exceptionally stable volleyball-shaped molecular buckyball which they have dubbed 'volleyballene'
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(Your EDM)
 
 
 
Scientists find the musical "sweet spot" in your brain. With video of what happens when they tickle it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Political group targets and silences critics. By critics, we mean conservative extremists, and by political group, we mean the Southern Poverty Law Center
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Wed February 17, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wake Forest University scientists print living body parts. In related news, the school has decided to award an honorary degree this year to Cher
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahead of the Nevada primary, GOP activists are pushing for the candidate with "local roots", FL Senator Marco Rubio
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
Connecticut farm hosts inadvertent beef and bacon cookout, neglects to provide coleslaw
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Feds newest member suggests breaking up banks that are too big to fail. Obviously his first check hasn't cleared yet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venture capitalists officially frown upon Zenefits employees using macros to skip the insurance exams. The moral of the story is that if you're going to ignore regulations, you should at least have the integrity to flout them openly like Uber
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reveals how she props up her breasts for red carpet events. Masking tape. Nothing but masking tape (Not safe for work)
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover "stoner gene." Hah, I know that dude
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham, "How many of you are Democrats?" \o "For Christsakes, put your hand down, JEB"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists are pretty sure that humans could have a shark smile. Well, there is only one way to find out. Krieger?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Leading economists split over Sanders' health care and free college tuition proposals. Half say he's completely nuts, the other half want him to share whatever he's been smoking
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists squeeze 360TB of permanent storage on small wafer of quartz using lasers. Great, looks like I'm buying the White Album again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox Not News: Fox says Democrats are hypocritical in their position on nominating a replacement for Scalia. Fark: Also lists the ways in which Republicans are being lying hypocrites about it
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Woman flies thousands of miles, reaches out to pharmacologists, linguists, and researchers, then hikes up old lava flows to answer a simple question: can you orgasm from sniffing a mushroom?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Your state might have a problem if cities and school districts have to hire lobbyists to get the legislature to notice them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists, presumably male scientists, determine that sex is the best way to stave off dementia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.N. recognizes the oldest surviving copy of the Hebrew Bible. Archaeologists say it was found inside a nightstand in a room at the Motel 6 in Haifa
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
St. Vincent has invented a female-friendly guitar with "plenty of room for breasts"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists can now take a few of your skin cells and make a miniature version of your brain, even though many of us already have one of those in our pants
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists say people can accurately judge how trustworthy you are just by looking at your face as you talk about your wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosetta scientists give up on comet lander; they know that feel, aye?
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Sat February 13, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Bernie supporters: "Unpledged delegates exist really to make sure that party leaders and elected officials don't have to be in a position where they are running against grassroots activists." Did I say Bernie supporters? I meant the DNC chair
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In praise of the truly rare minerals on earth, and diamonds aren't one of them: "Scientists say there is so little cobaltomenite on our planet that you could probably fit it all into a container the size of a shot glass"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists x-ray potato chips as part of ongoing efforts to make the world's most perfect snack food even more addictive ... er, delicious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan napping in Flint interfered with county request for CDC in Legionnaires outbreak. Wrists seen breaking from repeated facepalms
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There are now 260,000 robots working in U.S. factories. Scientists shocked at the revelation. There are still factories in the U.S.?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The crew of Apollo 11 had a hidden talent that, until now, was completely unknown to the public: Prolific graffiti artists
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Religion may explain why people are so weirdly cooperative. Suck it, atheists
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Despite all the disaffected hipsters and apocalyptic wingnuts, Oregon boasts America's hottest, best-performing economy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America's top scientists: Is it too much to ask that we talk about climate change during at least one debate?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops would really like it if civilians couldn't buy bullet proof vests, say head shots are a lot harder to make
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Aussie scientists invent new type of condom that is 30% thinner than existing products, will help to encourage condom use, decrease AIDS, increase pleasure from regular condoms by about 1%
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's Erdogan accuses the US of supporting terrorists, and by "terrorists" he means any Kurd anywhere
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A team of scientists set to announce that they have vindicated Einstein's theories and directly observed gravitational waves thanks to the LIGO. Wow, is there anything you CAN'T build with those little blocks?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cryogenically frozen rabbit brain returns from preservation having found a new lust for death and destruction. Scientists conceded it was only 'nearly perfect'
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Activists supporting homosexual teens have raised enough money to bid on the foreclosed church belonging to a homophobic pastor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FBI can't access terrorists phone; thanks Obama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro-life editorialist insists that the Doritos Super Bowl baby ultrasound commercial shows that America is becoming more pro-life as opposed to just illustrating how Dads like being dicks and teasing their kids
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(Red Alert Politics)
 
 
 
Ron Paul insists the most free market politician running for president today is Bernie Sanders. BERNIE SANDERS
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Operation "Methed Up" ends with 46 arrests, no complete sets of teeth
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Fri February 05, 2016
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists develop scan that can identify signs of depression, immediately chastise themselves for it
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Germany's Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor produces first flash of hydrogen plasma. Scientists say they'd have had it 18 months ago if not for pesky time travelers constantly interrupting them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
'I'm being beaten up by ghosts' - Cops reveal weirdest paranormal emergency calls most of which will make you go...'Why?'
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(Rye and Battle Observer)
 
 
 
Police warn of theft ring targeting classic cars, such as 1980s Ford Escorts: "It's all about the resale value. Enthusiasts and collectors will pay thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of pounds for a desirable Cortina or Escort"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't go into fast food shops and yell at kids for eating fast food. You don't go into bars and yell at drunks for drinking too much. You don't go into homes and yell at people to get off the sofa. Yet you yell at cyclists for not wearing helmets
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers in the Fukushima region report picking up ghosts of people who died from the tsunami
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A barrel of sex lube currently costs 28 times as much as a barrel of oil
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Wed February 03, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before scientists concluded Super Bowl parties may be killing you
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Update: The poop that scientists thought they found in the beards of dirty hipsters turns out to be medicine. Enjoy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge population of endangered lions have been found in Ethiopia. Researchers pro