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Fri February 24, 2017
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Iowa legislator proposes bill to limit university hires to party loyalists
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Thu February 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Security costs at Trump Tower have dropped to less than a bazillion which was unexpected
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spicer suggests greater enforcement against recreational Marijuana. The spice must flow
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor lists entire sexual history on his website so you'll know just how good he'll be at screwing you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An analysis of Donald Trump's first month in office reveals that, aside from enabling racists, jingoists, bigots, and anti-semites, he's accomplished almost nothing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that she's not a feminist because feminists hate men and are pro abortion. "I, on the other hand, love getting knocked up by men"
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Google does some early spring cleaning, blacklists pseudoscience and conspiracy site Natural News and deletes 140,000 indexed pages. Woo woo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia hosts its first Comic Con in the city of Jeddah. Hey, you came as a Sand person, too? And, you?
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(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to seize assets of those who plan, participate in protests that turn violent
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former white supremacists are helping others stop looking for Kyle
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
New school in Maine teaches adults how to 'adult', Costs about the same as your drinking problem, without the hangovers
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
What Einstein considered his "biggest blunder", the cosmological constant, is being reconsidered by today's cosmologists. Who knew hairdressers were all so brilliant?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An EPA staffer (probably soon to be former) blasts Trump's new EPA boss Scott Pruitt's first speech as "condescending and hypocritical"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The leader of the CalExit movement has opened an "embassy" in Russia,financed by a shady Russian group with ties to the Kremlin. He's not alone,Texas,Hawaii and Puerto Rico secessionists are also there
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Tue February 21, 2017
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
European Space Agency finds a pulsar that is a thousand times brighter than scientists thought possible and the most distant one ever discovered
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Bill Gates warns that Frank Herbert's The White Plague is about to become a reality, insists that a robust healthcare system for all peoples is the only line of defense against such an act
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares
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(Fark)
 
 
 
soosh, the farker who hosts the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show was moved to Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle for rehab on February 15th. LGT thread from earlier this week. Updates in thread
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bank of America posts a 2016 profit of $17.9 billion, awards CEO a 25% raise to $20 million. Also, passes the buck to lower paid workers as hourly pay rises to $15/ hour
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(CNN)
 
 
 
HSBC posts $4.2 billion loss
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Fridman literally Photoshops requests
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
"Love hormone" oxytocin helps dads and babies bond. Which usually lasts for years until the child asks for $50 and the car keys
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined through careful study that the Trump Administration is filled with looney anti-science crackpots. They used a double-blind study and common sense to arrive at these findings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists find a cure for body odor and the fix is even more gross than the problem
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ryancare poised to turbocharge the winning by letting Americans pay more for insurance that is far inferior, shifts more medical costs on to families, and covers far fewer people
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company announces 100 finalists in annual senryu poem contest for salaried workers. Top poems referenced relationships in the workplace, overtime reforms, and Pokemon Go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to delete bad memories. You forgot you submitted this with a better headline
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Smartphones will soon become mobile laboratories which can monitor bone density, red blood cell levels and even predict asthma attacks as scientists repurpose phone technology such as accelerometers, camera flashes and microphones as medical tools"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists who have never read Michael Crichton or gone to the movies have extracted long-dormant microbes from crystals of a mountain cave that has been sealed for the last 10,000-50,000 years -- and revived them
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Trump promised that no lobbyist would be involved in his presidential transition. Except, of course, for the dozen lobbyists who helped bankroll it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The undocumented immigrants rounded up by ICE recently include very few blind-orphan single moms working three jobs while learning astrophysics, and rather a lot of rapists, drug dealers and drunk drivers
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
New report finds rising health care costs are back to stay. Americans ask to remind them just when was it when they ever went away?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What kind of moron calls in sick to a court deposition and then posts pictures of himself chugging beers with friends just hours later? Oh, that kind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists about to switch on a telescope powerful enough to photograph a black hole's event horizon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Why the vitriol against Ivanka Trump? Much of it can likely be boiled down to jealousy. Left-leaning journalists and feminists won't admit it, but she is everything that we all aspire to be: smart, beautiful, and successful"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scientists are close to bringing back the woolly mammoth. What could go wrong?
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Breach compromises personal information of 7,500 B.C. residents, say province archeologists
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
The Fark Radio Hour starts at 9pm Central. Get your requests in now. No Freebird
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Geologists determine there's a new continent called "Zealandia". Derek, Hansel, Mugatu, David Bowie unavailable for comment
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Good news outdoor enthusiasts. The Bass Pro-Cabela's deal might still fall through
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
New British Espionage Act classes journalists as enemies of the State: "Reporting on government leaks would be viewed in the same legal framework as spying for foreign powers. Break the law and face two to 14 years imprisonment"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
Psychologists find that Internet trolls, PolTab commenters seem impervious to any efforts to change their behaviour
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(Time)
 
 
 
Retail store CEOs go to Washington to tell Trump not impose 20% import tax because: A) it's stupid; B) it'll hurt businesses; C) it'll raise consumer costs; and D) all the above
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madonna posts "romantic" Valentine's day video that will scare the living daylights out of you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, being a conservative billionaire is just like being a black girl taunted by racists in the 1950s
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left's latest talking point "what did the President know and when did he know it?" It's the same question the boot-licking propagandists in the media refused to pummel Obama with, when it came to Benghazi and Operation Fast and Furious
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover untouched 1700-year-old tomb, which is good because they'll have first pick on all the good stuff. I mean, it's good for science
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Oh, hey. Just a reminder that Trump is still closely surrounded by virulent white nationalists. That's all
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
SETI scientists, on the hunt for alien intelligence, head to Seattle
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"A source close to the president, who was not there but had knowledge of the situation, told me that Trump was going around tables during dinner asking guests what he should do about Priebus and Spicer" Gee, wonder where these leaks keep coming from
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Disney cuts ties to youtube star Anti-JewDiePie after he posts several anti-semitic videos
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New battery runs on seawater. Initial tests have been overwhelmingly positive
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(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
Forget Adele, Beyoncé and the sound-alike rap artists. John Williams just won his 23rd GRAMMY AWARD
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big social media row in Australia over TV host who suggests that people who work in admin are "bogans", sidekick who agrees, and cohost who asks he amend term to "people with mullets and Bintang singlets"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have long puzzled over why the Earth's iron core is hotter than the surface of the sun, but still behaves like a solid despite the high heat and they now have a theory that doesn't involve jet fuel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A new treatment is available for patients with Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and it only costs $1000 a year -- unless you live in America, where it costs $89,000 a year
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why you can't find ingredients lists or nutritional information on alcohol labeling?
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Here's why this time of the year is like the playoffs for experimental physicists or something: "Large collaborations must give updates on their physics investigations every six months nowadays or people assume there is some problem with their data"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
China building vertical forests in cities to fight air pollution (cool pics)
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Rosie O'Donnell make the internet's dreams come true by portraying Steve Bannon? Will Alec Baldwin send Trump into a Twitter meltdown? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread 11:30pm ET as Baldwin hosts for a record-breaking 17th time
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists unearth terrifying new monster. Where? Oh you got to be kidding me
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So you're saying either quantum entanglement exists, or everything in our universe has been predetermined since the big bang. Weird tag fills in for spooky action at a distance tag
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California long overdue for some flooding, locusts and a fourth horseman on the ridge
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrorists without stepladders collectively say "Doh"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
UAW says some Tesla workers have spoken to them about how best to reduce production and efficiency while increasing costs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tourist: You've all been very kind, wonderful hosts. Translator: She said you're jerks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why should we fear contact with space aliens? Here are the scientists to explain why
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Thu February 09, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists that haven't seen Black Mirror are building robot bees to pollinate plants
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts posts big, fat profits
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists are sending the lethal MRSA superbug to the international space station, in the hope that it will mutate. In absolutely no way can this end badly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Racist senator tells channel for racists that other party is for racist clan members. Racism
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo, NY man becomes president of Somalia. Apparently dealing with terrorists is easier than snow
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Forget what you've learned - scientists just created a stable helium compound. Welders, scuba divers, blimp pilots rejoice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents decide they don't want the school to post pictures of their kid on social media. Kid gets excluded from pictures. Parents go to media. Media posts story on internet. With pictures of the kid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've truly given up as a parent when you enroll your kid in an 'unschooling' program where the curriculum is based on what the child wants to learn. "With unschooling, it really is about what their interests are"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they know why the sun is spinning too slowly. Hollywood already planning movie where Bruce Willis, Matt Damon, and Sam Rockwell try to speed up the sun
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
China literally tests the waters by sending out ships to contest area of the East China Sea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Scientists weaponize human skin
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House releases lists of under reported terrorist attacks. Manages to misspell San Bernardino... which is probably why they think it was under reported. Sad
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Mon February 06, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will the junky ranger sell information to terrorists? How will the pedophile teacher cover for his terrorist jailbait from the tattletale? Will Edgar's niece be cool with the tazing? This is your 24: Legacy 1:00-2:00 discussion thread at 8pm EST
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump may hate Saturday Night Live, but unlike Saddam Hussein he hasn't ordered any of his satirists to be assassinated. Yet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to the President of the United States, the reason we're not all terrified of terrorists is because the media doesn't report on all the terrifying terrorism the terrible terrorists are terrorizing us with
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have come up with a "psychological vaccine" to help ward off skepticism of settled climate science
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare "cave squeaker" frog, last seen in 1962, has reappeared in Zimbabwe, surprising biologists who thought they all must have croaked
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Sun February 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LG, on reports that its new high end $1000 computer monitor doesn't work if it's near a wifi router, suggests that users should just "move the monitor"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51. Patriots vs Falcons. Kickoff at 6:30pm ET on FOX. What? You were expecting a snarky headline? Be surprised if this thread even lasts till halftime
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New doping tests announced for cricket as authorities vow to figure out what substance is keeping the players awake on the field
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Blizzard Entertainment criticizes Trump over travel ban, insists only they know how to properly throw a ban hammer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Blaming Trump for the failed raid in Yemen is inappropriate and counterproductive. America cannot punish its elected officials for taking risks necessary to pursue our interests." (*offer not valid in all 50 states, or Benghazi)
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Does it bug the hell out of you to hear other people eat? If yes, scientists say your brain is abnormal
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who repeatedly insists in divorce court that he's unable to pay his ex-wife's attorney fees because he's broke and unable to find work shows up to court one day driving a brand new car. You can guess what happens next
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft to Trump: We love your refugee ban, but can people we hire be exempt from it? Definitely don't exempt the terrorists of any of our competitors though
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
"In an unprecedented move, scientists have released the blueprint for a gargantuan quantum computer the size of a football pitch"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
At the heart of the Trump political blitzkrieg is the core belief that America has been going down the wrong path for many years and that it is urgent that the ship of state be turned around before it sinks into the vortex created by extremists
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Germany erects wall around America and the tourists love it
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast protests Trump immigration order, holds rally between the hours of 2-4 pm
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(SomeHappyToBeHome)
 
 
 
FARK Radio Hour Starts at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern. Post requests in thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists doubt the benefits of the alkaline diet of Tom Brady. For one thing, Brady plays football and everyone knows that Al Kaline was with the Detroit Tigers
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change scientists are religious fundamentalists," says a confused Pat Robertson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal the dismal conditions during the dinosaurs' last days, nearly 5,000 years ago
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists build computer that will answer all the questions we have about Life, the Universe and Everything
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Here's some advice for activists who want to be more effective at taking on Trump. First thing: Stop being worse than Trump is. Don't lie more than he does, don't be worse on free speech than he is and don't look crazier than his supporters"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"I bound demons in HELL to save Donald Trump," boasts Jim Bakker, who probably should have stayed there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's counter-terrorism efforts will focus exclusively on Islam, so that's good news for all the white supremacist Christian terrorists who want to attack mosques, minority churches, and anything else in the name of the alt-right
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Violent protests at UC Berkeley prompts the university to cancel speech by Milo Yiannopoulos. In other news, Milo goes to college and gets precisely the result he was looking for
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Stephen Jackson says he used to smoke pot before games. Which was evident in his four seasons where he averaged 15.1 points, 3.9 rebounds, 3.1 assists and 2.7 pizzas
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists create disease-resistant cows. Until FDA approves, however, the breakthrough will be like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Millennial to Pelosi: Is there anything Democrats can do to differentiate themselves from Republicans in terms of economic policy? Pelosi to Millennial: We're capitalists. That's just the way it is
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(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Capologists celebrate upload of new NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement to Internet -- all 598 pages. It makes basketball almost as fun as doing your taxes
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso suggests that McLaren may have been injected with some Brawn
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump drops plan to negotiate drug prices after meeting with Big Pharma lobbyists
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
No, hackers didn't lock hotel guests inside their hotel rooms with ransomware, but do look forward to that plot point coming soon to a police drama tv series near you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The finalists / contestants for the Miss Supreme Court pageant are getting ready to strut their stuff tonight with Trump. Winner of the swimsuit portion usually gets the nod
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
'Ghost ship' found off of Cape Hatteras 96 years ago today remains a mystery, although suspicion currently rests on the six-toed cat
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal plan to bring world into nuclear fusion age by 2030
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Mosque attacks, airport protests, imminent breakdown of civil society as we know it - you know what, fark today, let's get wasted, strap a GoPro to a sword and slice the shiat out of some watermelons and remind ourselves what makes America awesome
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lutheran Church of Norway embraces same sex marriage. Baptist church of Norway insists that this is the slippery slope to man-lutefisk weddings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As journalists, it is critical we check all our facts and avoid chasing blind controversy when reporting on Trump. You know, the exact opposite of how we covered Hillary
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists determined that 60% of people can't shut up for 10 minutes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study suggests the universe is a hologram... which could explain a few things
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
At Republican conference, defending Trump consists mostly of hot air. And before you think this headline is reaching: 'The central feature this year, however, was flatulence'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN's Sage Steele would like you to know she was horribly inconvenienced and missed her flight because of all you activists at LAX
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists identify 540 million year old creature with huge mouth and no anus, hypothesize that it could be our earliest ancestor, or our 45th president
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Psychologists say Trump exhibits classic signs of mental illness, including "malignant narcissism"
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I'm not afraid of you': Muslim woman films harasser and posts video of coffee shop showdown
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"He came to me and asked me how to do it legally," boasts Rudy Giuliani, who says he spent around 9 or 11 minutes telling Trump the proper way to ban Muslims
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This Week in Alternative Facts - a new feature on NPR (while it still exists, that is)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New conspiracy theory: Scientists have invented 'free energy' that could STOP climate change just like that ...but you'll never see because it has been covered up by governments and the fossil fuel industry
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ransomware that locks up your files. New hotness: Ransomware that locks your hotel's guests in their rooms
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan to test new space-debris removal technique on used ISS cargo spacecraft. It involves earth's magnetic field and extensible electric tether, with no assistance required from giant beasts or robots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists make time crystals. Already planning to make enormous time cube with them
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least 100 Google employees traveling overseas are impacted by Trump's order on immigration and may not be able to return to the U.S. Are you feeling safe and protected from the scary terrorists yet?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to scientists, female orgasms may be a tool created by nature to capture the sperm of men with "good genes" ... like scientists, they hope
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump speaks with Mexican president Peña Nieto, insists that he'll make Mexico pay for the phone call
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for EU Ambassador is a guy who boasts that he wants to help bring the European Union down, and thinks NATO is obsolete
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a long and storied history of professional cyclists getting lost in the middle of races
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New 'smart glasses' automatically focus on whatever the wearer is looking at, whether it be words, movies, or breasts
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Rush hour traffic stopped by motorists staring at a set of headlights
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carole King releases new version of "One Small Voice" in support of Trump protests. Unfortunately, she didn't rename the song "Two Tiny Hands" to drive the point home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham on Mexico tariff: "Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad"
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Thu January 26, 2017
(SomeBareFarker)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour post requests in thread. If I have it I'll play it. Unless it sucks
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists turn hydrogen into metal. Lars sues
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistani game-show host turned religious presenter is banned for inciting violence after accusing activists of insulting Islam, because apparently that's how they roll on The Wheel of Blasphemy and The Price Is Jihad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump may force through SCOTUS nominee. "We have obstructionists." Irony tag implodes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Scientists need to get involved in politics and go beyond the traditional role of advocacy." All hail our pocket-protected overlords
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Gov vows that he will remove the elected Sheriff of Austin, Texas from office unless she "obeys the law" and drops her policy of refusing to cooperate with routine deportation requests. Ironic difficulty: the law gives him no power to do so
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah yeah. We all hate Nickleback and rightfully so but they should be #11 on your list behind these "artists"
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
First, Donald Trump awoke the fury of women, who marched on DC. Then he angered scientists enough to organize their own March. But now...now...he has awoken the fury of the Juggalos
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists yesterday: We need to march on Washington. Scientists today: fark it, let's run for office
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude the secret to happiness is stripping off and getting naked - your happiness, that is, not the happiness of the other people on the bus (Not safe for work images in article)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Zion Curtains' to fall, but booze costs will go up in latest round of Utah's crazy liquor laws
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watchmaker creates ultralight wristwatch using newly discovered carbon nano-material graphene. And it only costs $980,000
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven things Trump is doing behind the scenes while everyone freaks out over his Twitter shiat-posts. Come for the rescinding of laws designed to make plane crashes less frequent, stay for the EPA saying the 6000-SUX is America's best car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientist known as the Queen of Pain explains why scientists are so baffled by it: "Cluster headaches, neuralgia - there are conditions where the pain is so great patients have thought about taking a drill to their heads to make it stop" (good read)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your lab coat: scientists are planning a March on DC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students in caffeine study accidentally given doses equivalent to 300 cups of coffee instead of three, singlehandedly double what scientists now consider the lethal dose of caffeine and they haven't slept since
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Applebee's posts its sixth straight quarter of rotten sales
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Three dystopian novels, 1984, Brave New World, and It Can't Happen Here are all now on the bestseller list. Kellyanne Conway would like to present the alternative fact bestseller list which has Trump's Art of the Deal in all 100 slots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This twitter account, called "Halfonioninabag" solely exists to try to have more followers than Donald Trump. So far it has 331,000 followers
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guests on BBC Radio's long-lived Desert Island Discs show no longer fake wanting to bring a classical album with them, overwhelmingly choose pop LPs. "What we do is reflect; we're not there to make the medicine go down"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists accuse media of irresponsible journalism over recent exclusives that veganism cures cancer: "If someone chooses to eat more healthily while on chemo, that's great. If someone says 'I could eat healthy instead of my chemo' that's dangerous"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scientologists voted for Trump. Most likely because they are brainwashed con victims who are used to wasting their life and life savings on a bunch of outrageously idiotic lies already
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
There are actual dog nutritionists out there, and they are warning that that despite a lack of empirical data, dogs in America are as fat and unhealthy as their owners: "We believe dogs have become heavier over the last decade, and it's an epidemic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British scientists create a £38 million 'super laser' that is 10 times more powerful than any other of its kind and easily shark-mountable
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger considering retirement after postseason slaying by Patriots
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
25 animals that scientists want to bring back from extinction, not including the Jacksonville Jaguars
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying scientists are playing God by creating new DNA to make an "alien" life form, but they are playing God by creating new DNA to make an "alien" life form
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists say they can inoculate people against fake news by presenting the facts with minor lies attached, together with a couple minutes of oral sex
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich suggests that 1/4 to 1/2 of the reporters at White House press conferences be replaced with non reporting herpa-derpers who can ask honest questions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 40 years of making decisions based on financial interests over those of the fans and motorsports itself, the Bernie Ecclestone era of Formula 1 has come to an end
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Using sunscreen is better than an umbrella at the beach. Although the best way to completely avoid the sun's rays is to just sit in the shade created by a group of tourists from Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lists of things that can give you cancer now includes crispy roast potatoes and browned toast
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
White House real estate value now estimated at $400 million. It would be worth more, but being near Congress and the K Street lobbyists puts it in an undesirable location
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Sun January 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you recently purchased meth that you feel may be rock salt, please feel free to bring it to the Sparta Police Department for testing. Tests can also be conducted on any meth pipes, needles, or other paraphernalia. Don't delay, come and see us"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The Alt Right needs to form their own private Security Service or SS to protect them from anti-fascists
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBA Fans: Yeah, your 30 pts, 10 rebs and 10 asts averages are great, but we are going to ask you to come off the bench on Sunday's All Star game, mmkay? That'd be great. Thanks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pics of Inaugural protests. CUIDADO LLAMAS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Someone show Melania how to retweet Michelle's posts please"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Boxed vodka: at $16 per liter, it's the grteatests
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Thu January 19, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Scientists will pretend to be Matt Damon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Fake lawyer blog that reposts real lawyer blogs reposts real lawyer blog about fake lawyer blogs that repost real lawyer blogs. Blogception
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a quick look at Liberals' shopping lists for today: Milk, bread, water, dehydrated food, guns, ammo, liquor, smokes, Faraday cages and unregistered vehicles. Gonna be a gooood weekend
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
4 recent examples show why no one trusts media coverage of Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Those Women are Liars': Stephen Colbert suggests alternate campaign slogans for Trump 2020
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix posts its biggest quarter ever, and can you believe that about Rory?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: "Eagles fans generally angry, awful people." Eagles fans: "Chris Christie generally obese, ugly, hungry, carries Jersey smell wherever he goes, crooked as a bent pipe and disgusts people wherever he goes"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman holds a meeting so "local people affected by ObamaCare" can "share their experiences with rising costs and loss of coverage and choice,". Texas Congressman didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists debunk the idea that the third Monday in January ('Blue Monday') is the most depressing day of the year. In addition, for the first time in 108 years it also won't be Opening Day at Wrigley Field
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
States pursue "constitutional carry" bill allowing citizens to buy and carry guns with no permit. Because the 2nd Amendment thirsts for more blood
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Colleagues rally around professor placed on conservative group's 'watch list', one of the least popular lists on Netflix
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian pizzeria proprietor posts he can't open restaurant tonight because his horse had a big day at the track and he's over-celebrated with a few drinks. Customers applaud honesty, horse's victory
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry mainstream reporters, right-wing talk radio hosts and kooked-up bloggers may now be included in White House press briefings under Trump
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(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Amsterdam city council says it only wants wealthy tourists visiting it from now on. Too bad, hippies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason we don't have better data on how fast Arctic ice is melting is that scientists who go there to check get eaten alive by polar bears, if the mosquitoes don't eat them alive first: "My face looks like a sheet of bubble wrap"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anti-globalists take note: in the upcoming trade/power vacuum, China agrees that globalism is broken and is now going to fix it for you
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin requests the U.S. "substantially" cut its nuclear arsenal
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop what infests our military bases in New Mexico
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Israel say working in King Solomon's mines may have been one of the better jobs available circa 10,000 BCE. Even the donkeys had it pretty good
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists did NOT turn mice into killer zombies. That's just silly. They used genetics to specifically engineer mice so that they could then be turned into killer zombies
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Study suggest scientists need to learn how to write studies to get studies published
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Sat January 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Scientists discover that white rhino dung has a lot in common with a Facebook post". Well duh
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Far right speakers have to leave UC Davis early as protests causes scheduled speeches to be cancelled. I'm not sure how much value there is in a speech about the delights of being a hate-filled a-hole anyway but people showed up for Trump so
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Africa looks for harsh new punishments it can sentence drunk drivers to: "The transport minister recently suggested that drink-driving offenders should face similar punishments to murderers and rapists"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists tie tight, tiny knot. He who unravels it shall be King of Phrygia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Damien from the film The Omen faces jail time after punching two cyclists. Claims he thought the road was "all for him"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists create mind-controlled hunting zombie mice, because... hey, mind-controlled hunting zombie mice
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists invent hand-held medical device that can duplicate and read DNA. If only there were some sort of popular SF analogy journalists could jump on to sell this story to the public
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
It's not just you: even hardened physicists find the idea of a multiverse "disturbing"
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Weetabix suggests people eat their whole-wheat cereal topped with ham and eggs and people are throwing up at the thought of it: 'No human being has ever eaten this monstrosity"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News laments that Democrats are lost in a "foggy swamp of denial." Here's hoping that the sunrise of truth will blow away the mists of self-deception and enable the blue skies of collaboration to freshen their liberal bog
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turns out letting Medicare negotiate drug prices might not help with healthcare costs, and not just because Trump proposed it
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to support fark. So here's the deal. I will sponsor two fark liters for 6 months of totalfark . Present your case to the right why it should be you. Any other philanthropists that want in on this should sponsor their own show ponies as well
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists invent telescope upgrade to allow spying on Alpha Centauri. Next up - nerve staples
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Questions at the confirmation hearing for Jeff Sessions once again prove that Democrats are the REAL racists, because--wait, what?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of conservationists, cattle breeders, and geneticists, Aurochs will soon be back on the menu in Europe after the species went extinct in 1627
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Porsche Design Studio's C SEED 201 is the world's largest outdoor TV. It rises 15 feet from a hole in the ground and unfolds to reveal seven huge LED panels that span 201 inches. The TV costs around £500,000"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the cure for cancer, cold fusion, and interstellar travel at warp speed figured out, scientists turn to the Last Great Question: which animals fart?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barack Obama won't be unemployed for long, as he might be the next CEO of Spotify to become the 'president of playlists'
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
HeatStreet warns that "the most hated man on the internet" may not be the kind of person Trump wants to associate with, which suggests he should maybe just stick with Nazis and the KKK instead
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists close to discovering why mice can't hold their liquor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full costs of Brexit becoming clear in UK as prices of pantry staples like Oxo, Bisto and Mr Kipling soar. Foods that a normal person would eat in the course of a meal unaffected
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out what food to plant on Mars once the astronauts all get sick of only eating potatoes grown in their own feces
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate Nihilists: "Give us the Obamacare repeal NOW." 52 Dudes: "You don't HAVE the farking votes, dipshiats. We know you never did"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say a new blood test can predict how long a person will live. Especially when they write on the medical form that they live in Detroit, Chicago or New Orleans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study suggests that the Moon wasn't formed by a one 'big bang', but rather a series of 'nooner's'
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that it would take a Sith Lord a trillion calories to shoot force lightning unless said Jedi was "drawing power from some other source." You know, some other source. An outside power of some kind. Some sort of force or something
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Slacktivists devised a plan to destroy Breitbart and it's already working
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are debating whether or not the Gulf Stream is disappearing, which would lead to among other problems, rising sea levels and lessened hurricane protection. @trumpfürher: their planes are too small, get a used Boeing
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Sun January 08, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
FAA tests drone defense system to protect against flying robot uprising
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Foreign crimes or acts of war against American interests are legal if they're against my political opponents
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Solution to NP-complete problem from 2015 turns out to be incomplete: a new hope is dashed as the graph isomorphism problem strikes back. Theoretical computer scientists anxiously await the return of the Babai
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(Vice)
 
 
 
With all the amazing recent discoveries in nature, scientists are still baffled by tiny ripples on icicles
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese gerontologists reject labeling perfectly healthy people between 65 and 74 as elderly, suggest "semi-elderly" classification
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders complains that the Democratic Party is out of touch with the sort of misogynists who support him and Trump
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(Salon)
 
 
 
And the GOP has officially gone against America's best interests
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally identified the origin of a curious radio wave that's had them baffled: the fast radio burst, or FRB 121102, has been traced to a faint, dwarf galaxy three billion light-years away, which means those radio shows are really old
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists find that you can defend yourself from effects of dengue infection or effects of Zika infection. Pick either one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Head of U.S. Intelligence, Clapper, applauds intelligence analysts. Says, Trump can be skeptical about intelligence without disparaging the entire community, but that would call for a careful approach which bull-in-a-china-shop Trump lacks
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The Internet Archive decides to compile every little thing Trump has ever said on video and already hosts more than 520 hours of fact-checked statements on immigration, health care, Trump's tax returns, and Hillary Clinton. Have at 'im
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Handler assists 75-year-old elephant with severe constipation. "Sometimes we need to lend a helping hand"
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Queen of Sweden says palace is haunted but in the good kind of way. The ghosts are "small friends"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal will only cost taxpayers approx. 1,750 F-35s. Not including R&D of course. Of course the other costs are not having insurance and hospitals paying for charity care and this is looking like a bad idea. What's the repeal plan again?
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Wed January 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully engineer human stomach tissue in lab, but say they need time to digest their findings
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Astronomers say they know where those enigmatic deep-space radio bursts are coming from. Did you guess black hole? Because it's a black hole. It's ALWAYS a black hole
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bengals DB Adam "Pac-Man" Jones lets his ghosts get to him again. This time it was Clyde
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Houseguests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since Delta Force hit the screens and solidified Chuck Norris as a legit movie legend. Also, the movie is actually relevant because terrorists
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Democrats are using Putin and Russia as convenient fall guys for their election debacle, but what real threat is Putin posing to vital U.S. interests?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Scientists create Wolverine-like material that self heals. No word if they were hired by Stryker
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Universal Basic Income--the idea that people can collect money without working for it--already exists for the 1%. Spread the wealth, biatches
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A lot of people give slacktivists a lot of shiat. Here's why they are wrong and why we should encourage more "flash activism" in the era of Trump
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeowners advised to keep their rotting garbage from before Christmas in their freezers until cash-strapped town resumes normal collection. "The council suggests residents turn empty baked bean tins from the garbage into craft projects for the kids"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The strange world of fake academia costs unwitting scholars and grad students untold amounts of money and time. "You just rent a hotel, make up a name and stand around while everyone is reading their papers. It's easy money"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chefs, nutritionists say gold leaf topping is tasteless on $2,000 pizza
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children under the age of 10 to be banned from heading soccer balls because it's turning their brains to mush: "University of Stirling scientists found recently that heading a corner kick 20 times reduced memory test performance for up to 24 hours"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are now on the brink of bringing back extinct species. Finally some good news for the Democratic Party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn posts video message saying the Labour Party will not stand idly by as Britain tears itself apart via Brexit
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Rep Mark Meadows (R-ape) suggests repealing Obama Administration rules for handling college sexual assault because rapists have feelings too
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(Kera News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the "do your due diligence" presidency: Blue Bell requests easing of bacterial testing following deaths due to Listeria contaminated ice cream 2 years ago
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contests
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Thu December 29, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Obama unveils sanctions against Russia for election meddling, including limiting Russian operatives to three U.S. cabinet posts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed girlfriend to death sued by company that cleaned up the crime scene because everybody needed to see psychologists afterwards
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Deranged Storm Trumper bursts into church mid-service to scream about the Pizzagate conspiracy, videotapes himself doing so which will be good for the prosecution
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey posts body comparison pictures from February 2015 to now and she's definitely looking meaner ... and a lot leaner
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
C'mon, who wouldn't want a Jurassic Park velociraptor head in their front hall to greet and terrify guests?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The real cause of the rise of Hitler and Mussolini was because mainstream journalists thought they made real news real funny
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
New NBA collective bargaining agreement to feature hotline for players to report lousy officiating. The sound you heard was 360 cell phone contact lists being updated
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist discover 6 powerful radio bursts in the same exact location in space ... emitting from a constellation far beyond our Milky Way galaxy
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists are trying to make your tomatoes tasty again. In other news, tomatoes were once tasty
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why even Trump-friendly artists don't want to perform at Trump's inauguration. Must be Trump's winning personality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump demands names. More names. Yuuuuuuuuuuge lists of names
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
After mega-retailer Uniqlo sues publisher for expose on labor practices, CEO tells journalists they should work at Uniqlo if they want the true story. Challenge accepted
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the very Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Holidays edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Joining our host in the studio tonight are two special guests (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad-to-be posts heartbreaking picture as girlfriend dies days before Christmas
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(Greatist)
 
 
 
16 common household pests and how to get rid of them. Your brother-in-law who drank up all your liquor conspicuously missing from the list. Please, someone, tell me how I can get rid of this guy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love Christmas and hate other motorists, why not decorate your car with 10,000 Christmas lights? "The kilometer-long string of lights is connected to power in the boot of the car ensuring the car is a standout" (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists claim CERN has unleashed 'hell on Earth' in its latest antimatter experiment
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Fri December 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President-elect Donald Trump's Virginia vineyard requests visas for foreign workers
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Scientists say Svalbard Seed Vault is not a secret eugenics lab, just a bigger version of your Grandma's root cellar that happens to be nuke-proof, built to last 1,000 years, and guarded by roving polar bears
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Officer Grinch gives speeding Florida motorists the choice between a ticket or an onion. Apparently, a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole was not an option
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Representative Don Hahnfeldt (R-The Village) introduces bill to reintroduce law for motorcyclists to wear helmets. At this rate, they'll make it illegal to apply makeup, text while driving
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Slideshow lists most overly-Googled thing in each U.S. state in alphabetical order. Hint: NC is obvious
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
48 journalists killed in 2016. Fake news journalists all still alive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You dared to talk about your scientific findings that don't match my "consensus" narrative? That's a firing. I wonder why the federally funded scientists chose to agree now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists give us the best Christmas present ever: a study showing that eating more red meat is good for your blood pressure
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
British porn star gets paid $15,000 to attend Christmas party and causes outrage by stripping naked. Man who booked her insists 'we didn't expect her to do that'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, the Jabba the Hutt of conspiracy theorists, believes the CIA will assassinate Donald Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The way Uber's self-driving cars have been programmed to take turns makes them more likely to hit bicyclists on the road. I guess we'll file that one under "feature"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists vastly improve strength and lifespan of concrete by adding carbon-free nano-compounds to fill up microscopic voids in the mix. Presumably this trick will also work on cement, because it's exactly the same thing as concrete
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Calcutta, who went to see a cow for some butter, but when he arrived, the cow was alive, and now he feasts on some nutter. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how can we help the homeless? A billionaire suggests housing them in storage containers, dangling spare change just out of their reach
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Flow chart that shows connections between Trump, Russia and White Nationalists looks exactly like an Escher staircase after a fight with a Xerox machine
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Centuries-old pagoda argument conclusively settled after dendrochronologists inspect boards, prove "new-wood" theory beyond reasonable doubt. Yep, it's new wood
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Episcopal/Anglican "Christmas Carol Service" was invented in the 1880's by future Archbishop of Canterbury Edward White Benson, whose wife was a famous diarist with 39 lesbian lovers and whose sons were the novelists--wait, back up just a bit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russian deep-sea fisherman posts some of the weirder things he has caught. Japanese diners reach for the wasabi
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Westbrook goes for 46 pts, 11 rebs, 7 assts... but had three misses in the last five seconds in a 110-108 loss to The Hawks
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Gunman in Zurich mosque shooting had 'links to occult' according to police. Peace-loving Cthulhu cultists around the world issue immediate denunciations
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you believe in ghosts?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The sentient hairpiece controlling Grandpa Munster lookalike Ted Cruz predicts Democrats will become obstructionists on a level heretofore unseen in America. Assuming you forget the last eight years of Republicans dealing with Obama
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(The Score)
 
 
 
You know things are getting desperate during an ice delay when the video board guy busts out Windows solitaire
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in Scientists Are Cash-Grabbing Whores: "Sugar Ain't So Bad," sponsored by the sugar industry
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally found a cure for prostate cancer. This laser treatment taint for the faint of heart
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Biologists working in the Greater Mekong area have identified a staggering 163 new species, including a newt that looks like a Klingon
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(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist to pay way through school, helping out those with no spare time for sex
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman finds rocket warhead in yard, posts pic to Facebook asking what it is. Well, it's metal and pointy and call 911 dumbass
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bana Alabed, the 7-year-old whose Twitter account and posts made her the face of Syria's plight in Aleppo, has made it to safety
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airlines adds ritual goat sacrifice to their preflight checklists to ensure good luck
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists with a much cooler job than you put goggles on parrots and shoot them with lasers
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"A controversial approach to gravity that challenges Albert Einstein's relativity theory and that suggests dark matter doesn't exist has passed its first experimental test"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A group of rebellious scientists achieved what NASA thought was impossible inside, of all places, an abandoned McDonald's" (pics)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
40% of scientists are cash-grabbing whores who will pimp out their science to whoever brings the Benjamins
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Fri December 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democracy no longer exists in North Carolina
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the source of unearthly sounds coming from the ocean depths, claw out their own eyes, and begin chanting
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blackberry sold to Chinese company. In other news, Blackberry still exists
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"What kind of world exists where two pumps is considered simply unwholesome fun and three pumps means a 15-yard penalty?"
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Kurt Eichenwald confronts the sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson with a binder full of facts, the only known predator of republican journalists
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists "reprogram" cells in mice to reverse aging process. Great, now the eek shall inherit the Earth
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Would-be jihadists using western paintball ranges to train for combat in Syria, provided their mom gives them their passport back
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lists his Palm Beach home for sale. No word if it includes that painting of him meeting Jesus
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
World's best suite costs $17,000 a night and comes with bulletproof windows. Which is only $16,900 more expensive than the Motel 6 located in the middle of Detroit
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CBS/Paramount casts Sasha from The Walking Dead in the lead role for Star Trek: Discovery. If history is any indication, the show won't get good until she grows a beard, though
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Every meal you eat costs the planet 10 kilos in lost topsoil
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists analyzed dental calculus of 1.2 million-year-old hominin from Spain to find out what he ate. Results show nothing he ate was cooked. So if you want to go on a real paleodiet, eat your meat raw. And no beer
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
Boobies
 
Men to sue over drug that made them grow breasts. Well, some of them do, the rest are really distracted right now
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear scientists: Maybe God made Eve from Adam's penis bone. Ever think of that?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
A tiny version of Hell exists in Cleveland. Surprisingly, this is not a metaphor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gen Flynn's son, a leading proponent of "Pizzagate", blasts a WaPo report on a FOIA document showing an investigation in 2010 determined Gen Flynn "inappropriately shared