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29 headlines found matching 'stroke'
Fri May 19, 2017
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In the bizarre rules of golf, tournament player has to decide whether to strip down to his underwear and jump into a pond to find his ball, or take a two-stroke penalty
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comprehensive list of the the many things Obama did that were good for average Americans, which Trump has triumphantly destroyed with a stroke of his crayon
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Sun May 07, 2017
(American Heart Assoc)
 
 
 
American Heart Association says walking is as good as running. Except when the walking takes you from Pizza Hut to the nearest Baskin-Robbins
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One candidate dumbed down their language and painted ideas in broad strokes. The other used eloquent arguments and provided policy details. Who actually won the debate?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Disease is the illness Americans fear most, even more than cancer, stroke, and what was the other?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coffee: It's what's keeping you alive... ALIVE
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Having a drink? Make it a shot, it's the healthier alternative
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Doctor claims hate buffet Alex Jones is not an asshole; he just has narcissistic personality disorder
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain surgery with a tree saw? Must be a new branch of medicine
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Down to the short strokes, there are still four teams in play for just two post season spots, one team can lock and sort the other three tonight. Wait. Leafs? Oh shiat. First pucks at 7:00 PM *THE GAME* at 7:30 ET ..12 games in all
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
LPGA event outcome changed with a 4-stroke penalty, issued 24 hours after the fact, because a TV viewer saw the infraction and sent an email. Sabres fans (still) inconsolable
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) can't decide if she'd rather lose her seat in a general election, or a primary
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Mon March 27, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't mind me, I'm done eating the mosquitoes that cause malaria and now my venom will help protect your brain from deadly strokes. What are you doing with that newspaper?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Now that we've hiked to the top of Camelback Mountain, will you marry me?" "Yes....and I think I have heatstroke. Can you call in a rescue helicopter?" (w/pix)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New drug will help rich people avoid and/or survive heart attacks
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Wed March 15, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man has 15 strokes in one day and lives to tell about it. Pfft, amatu-ooh, those strokes, never mind
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time causes car accidents, strokes, heart attacks, harsher jail sentences, and, based on the accompanying picture, grouchy lions. Is it really worth all that?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wang studies farts - fart trifecta achievement unlocked
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Melania Trump read to some students for National Book Day, and not since the My Pet Goat incident of 2001 has a public political storytime gone so horribly wrong
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Mon February 27, 2017
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Rescue dog rescues owner from early-morning house fire. Your dog says "good girl, give her a steak"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten portions of fruit and veg cut the risk of an early death but make you wish for it
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portable brain-scanning helmet could be future for rapid brain injury assessments, says woman with giant chocolate donut on her head
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Consumers of a substance that has been linked to cancer, stroke, brain damage, and mental illness are becoming worried about banned pesticides that are used during the cultivation of that substance
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
So what would happen if you never got up from your seat? Here comes the science
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump owned golf course shanks it into the rough, gets hit with a $6M stroke penalty by a federal judge
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Mon January 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Narrative.ly)
 
 
 
It's 10pm: Do you know where your husband's sperm is?
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