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Headlines matching 'stress'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Washington Post) Dumbass Rick Santorum believes that women should not be in combat because combat is stressful and they might, like, get all hysterical and emotional and maybe break a nail or something. Also, it's hard to get them pregnant in body armor  (washingtonpost.com) (15)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Researchers develop way to scan liquids that may allow travelers to carry on enough vodka to relieve the stress of the TSA screening, Southwest boarding process  (physicsworld.com) (102)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Wired) Ironic Hipsters, already fans of expensive pre-distressed skinny jeans, flock to expensive belts made from pre-shredded fixie tires  (wired.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Stupid The Superbowl is Sunday, so here's the annual "The stress of the game could kill you" article  (big1059.com) (45)


Tue January 31, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida When having an amorous encounter with your mistress, check first to make sure your wife is not also in the room. That way you can avoid getting strangled and having the cops show up. With pics  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (47)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Florida Florida cinches 3 out of 5 top slots for the America's Most Stressful Cities, 2012 FTA - "Standout factor: Tampa is in the 97th percentile for suicides"  (realestate.yahoo.com) (122)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Charter jet carrying the Detroit Pistons sends out a distress call, GM Joe Dumars considers the same action for the season  (foxnews.com) (25)


Wed January 11, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper"  (seattlepi.com) (78)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Tiger Woods' former mistress Rachel Uchitel announces she's five months pregnant  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Let me stress that RON PAUL is not a homophobe or a racist. He simply doesn't like to use their bathrooms or have people speak spanish around him  (huffingtonpost.com) (159)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Moffatt to quit Dr. Who, citing stress. By which he means "they won't let me get a piece of the movie deal"  (mirror.co.uk) (86)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail "I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out" Herman Cain said to one of his mistresses as he blamed the 'liberal media' for his failed presidential campaign  (news.yahoo.com) (113)
(Reuters) Silly Military drone pilots under great stress over fears of eye strain, constipation, carpal tunnel syndrome  (reuters.com) (75)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Legendary black songstress dies after long illness. No not that one. Not that one either  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)


Fri December 02, 2011
(USA Today) Fail That wet splat you just heard was Cain's ranking in the polls bottoming out in the single digits. That, or he just finished up with another mistress  (usatoday.com) (104)
(Gawker) Amusing Jon Stewart reveals that Mitt Romney also has a mistress: Mitt Romney  (gawker.com) (17)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Salon) Interesting How Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder disagnoses took over America  (salon.com) (73)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail NC couple sues AirTran for $100,000 from the airline for mental and emotional distress due to cockroaches on the plane. AirTran was just happy to have a full flight  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Metro) Cool Don't profess to obsess or possess distress in excess about egress over duress, Burress made progress in the process and will confess that he'll impress the Jets with finesse and success  (metro.us) (22)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Gizmodo) Amusing PlayStation controllers might feature biometric sensors that would determine how stressed you are. If they ever make Battletoads for the PlayStation 3, those sensors would have a full-on meltdown  (gizmodo.com) (52)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Having a wife AND a mistress was a challenge, admits politician whose wife stole a kitten from his mistress. And if you see the pics, you'll understand why  (dailymail.co.uk) (132)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Business Insider) Obvious Mark Cuban: "Every layoff in the name of more earnings per share puts a stress on the economy, on the federal, state and local governments which is in turn paid for through taxes or assumption of government debt"  (businessinsider.com) (238)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these sexy songstresses  (i.imgur.com) (18)

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