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Headlines matching 'story'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens  (wnd.com) (107)
(YouTube) Spiffy History of the human race in two minutes. Don't blink or you'll miss yourself  (youtube.com) (25)
(The wfds) Amusing The WFDS loves the way FARK headlined a recent Nova Scotia story in a truly Canadian way  (thewfds.blogspot.com) (0)
(Globe and Mail) Cool For the first time in history, a Canadian has won one of cycling's Grand Tours  (theglobeandmail.com) (32)
(Boing Boing) Sad Canada's national archives is being dismantled and scattered, who needs to remember the history of the polar bear uprising anyway eh?  (boingboing.net) (173)


Sun May 27, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Come listen to a story about a man named John / A poor farmer, barely kept his family fed / Then one day he was growin' up some food / And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude / Oil that is, black gold, Kansas tea  (money.cnn.com) (36)
(Buzzfeed) Interesting Important men in history you probably didn't know about. Finally, a shout out for Tim Berners-Lee  (buzzfeed.com) (48)
(Doubtful News) Florida Doubtful News/The Skeptic thanks FARK for the story about Florida students and faculty acting rashly  (skeptic.com) (0)


Sat May 26, 2012
(CTV) Sick Body found floating in Nova Scotia river stuffed in hockey bag. If this story was any more Canadian, it would be leaking maple syrup  (ctv.ca) (47)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Like many inventors, the man who patented the egg cartoon was no match for sharp lawyers and big business. His story is scrambled in a slide show. So get crackin'  (theglobeandmail.com) (24)
(Huffington Post) Caturday Sometimes you rescue a cat, and sometimes ... that cat rescues you right back. A happy little story just in time for Caturday (tissues not included)  (huffingtonpost.com) (lots)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Gizmodo) Strange The incredibly strange but true story of invisible meth labs, dogs shot dead and John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus, on the lam in Belize  (gizmodo.com) (99)
(Business Insider) Interesting "People unwilling to work seems to be a real moral quandary, as reflected by the Fark comments on the story. Some don't have any sympathy, some think she needs more help." That's Fark for you (3rd paragraph)  (businessinsider.com) (47)
(Haaretz) Dumbass Riot breaks out in Israeli neighborhood demanding the deportation of African refugees. People attacked and windows smashed. Not the best students of history, these guys  (haaretz.com) (215)
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool First female skipper in British Navy's 500-year history takes charge of warship, immediately gets stuck in reverse  (mirror.co.uk) (157)


Thu May 24, 2012
(SameSame) Cool Cate Blanchett to play lead in classic lesbian love story. In related news, bunk futures have just reached an all time high  (samesame.com.au) (27)
(Doubtful News) Cool Doubtful News/The Skeptic thanks FARK for the chilling story about a 10 kilo chunk of ice in China  (skeptic.com) (0)
(The New Yorker) Interesting If you are in the mood for a real-life adventure story, read about William Morgan, an American who joined the Cuban Revolution and became a military commander. This makes Kerouac's adventures look juvenile  (newyorker.com) (54)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Doubtful News) Cool Doubtful News thanks Fark for drawing their attention to catastrophic story about Turkey's cats  (doubtfulnews.com) (2)
(BBC) News Egyptians are voting today in the "first" "free" "elections" in their history - discussion thread  (bbc.co.uk) (153)
(Bitten and Bound) Fail For the first time in the history of Idol, a finalist wimped out. The 16-year-old is too young to know about self fulfilling prophesies but she'll find out tonight. #hescoresshebombs   (bittenandbound.com) (38)
(Glossy News) Strange Glossy News notes how FARK and others picked up the never ending story about one man's fight against the internet (1st paragraph)  (glossynews.com) (1)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Doubtful News) Interesting Doubtful News/The Skeptic thanks FARK for the unbelievable story about a UFO  (skeptic.com) (0)
(Boing Boing) Plug The history of the US electric grid  (boingboing.net) (21)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Cracked) Interesting Remember the Sega Saturn? It is among The 5 Worst Marketing Failures in the History of Video Games  (cracked.com) (92)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Newlywed bride mad that her storybook wedding is ruined by Chicago OWS protestors. She is the 1% who didn't check the calendar for the NATO summit  (dailymail.co.uk) (240)
(CNN) NewsFlash Lockerbie bomber, Abdel Basset al-Megrahi, dies after the longest 3 months in history  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (114)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Doubtful News) Strange Doubtful News/The Skeptic thanks FARK for a devil of a story about a Florida evangelist  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Doubtful News) Interesting Doubtful News thanks FARK for airing the interesting story about Donna Summer and lung cancer  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(BBC) News SpaceX Dragon spacecraft makes history ... just not the way they intended  (bbc.co.uk) (123)
(UPI) Spiffy India's richest family decided to release photos of their 27-story, $1 billion home because "there have been exaggerated reports in the media about it"  (upi.com) (138)


Fri May 18, 2012
(News-Leader) Obvious Today's "naked woman leads police on multi-city car chase" story brought to you by the great state of Ohio and the letters W-T-F  (the-news-leader.com) (27)
(The Blemish) PSA Michael Caine was not, I repeat, NOT trapped in an attic. More details as this story unfolds  (theblemish.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Followup When Republicans say Barack Obama was born in Kenya, they are called racists. When the AP reported Barack Obama as Kenyan-born in 2004, that's how you sell a story. Kind of like the political version of A Million Little Pieces  (infowars.com) (314)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Network World) Interesting A 19th Century Bart Simpson placed history's first prank phone call to Mo's Funeral Home  (networkworld.com) (27)
(The Big Picture) Stupid Brief history of how lobbyists and banks whittled away at Glass-Steagall over time until it was gone. Kind of like Lisa and Bart saying "Can we have a pool, Dad?" until Homer relents  (ritholtz.com) (74)
(Deadspin) Video May 13, 2012: the most exciting day in EPL soccer history, compressed to less than 8 minutes of mind-blowing split-screen action  (deadspin.com) (28)
(Time) Amusing A history of the Ron Paul campaign, as told by internet comments  (swampland.time.com) (135)


Wed May 16, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing General Mills gives the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot intense background story of abuse in foster care to try and capture a wider demographic  (theonion.com) (10)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Wall Street Journal claims GM pulling $10 million ads from Facebook because they didn't work. In a related story, WSJ adjusts onion on belt  (mashable.com) (38)
(Stuff.co.nz) Cool Scientists now using body heat as an energy source. In a related story, Sofia Vergara has been reclassified as a nuclear reactor  (stuff.co.nz) (51)
(Toledo Blade) Obvious Headline: "Man Shot In Central Toledo". Story: "The victim was struck in the groin". Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a new euphemism  (toledoblade.com) (73)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Four years after the crash and three years after the biggest bailout in US history, Wall Street can still get away with losing billions in risky trades. Here's why  (motherjones.com) (52)


Mon May 14, 2012
(CNN) Amusing You have chosen to be on the wrong side of history and I do not support your run for president any longer   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (230)
(Huffington Post) Interesting The Huffington Post tips its hat to Fark for directing their attention to a story about mental health questions. Yes, we cover a lot of those stories here  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)
(Oregon Live) Cool OregonLive.com gives credit to Fark for featuring a story about Social Security benefits  (oregonlive.com) (1)
(Some Guy) Followup One of the most winning F1 drivers in history is punished for not being able to comprehend how bad an F1 purchased-seat driver can be  (planetf1.com) (45)
(Washington Post) Silly This may be a shock to you, but humorist, author and storyteller David Sedaris may have made up a few things  (washingtonpost.com) (60)


Sun May 13, 2012
(YouTube) Video Cutest first pitch failure in history. No, don't try to hit it  (youtube.com) (64)
(Doubtful News) Strange Doubtful News thanks Fark for the story about a very lucky lottery winner (bonus - FARK comments quoted in the story)  (skeptic.com) (1)
(Doubtful News) Strange Doubtful News/The Skeptic give thanks to FARK for a story that just won't die - - - the man who woke up at his own funeral  (skeptic.com) (0)


Sat May 12, 2012
(SFGate) Spiffy Don Nelson, at age 73, is the winningest coach in NBA history. Today, 50 years after leaving school for the NBA, he received his college degree  (sfgate.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Cool Pretty cool video on the history / philosophy of the 404 error  (machineslikeus.com) (23)
(Yahoo) Cool Sam Groth, the 340th ranked tennis player in the world, fired off the fastest recorded serve in tennis history, a 163MPH / 263kph rocket at match in South Korea  (nz.sports.yahoo.com) (13)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Gizmodo thanks FARK for calling in the story about iPhone-thieving hookers  (gizmodo.com) (0)


Fri May 11, 2012
(ABC) Followup The whole "Mitt Romney Bully" story? If the evidence for it were any more flimsy they'd have to revive 60 Minutes II just to keep it going  (abcnews.go.com) (229)
(Major League Baseball) Unlikely Orioles' wacky, unusual season continues as they become first team in AL history to open a game with three straight home runs, beating Texas 6-5. FARK: Orioles team gets only five hits--all home runs  (mlb.mlb.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Sappy Wonderful story of an autistic man getting immense joy out of passers-by honking and waving as he stands in his yard day in and day out. Dusty in here, etc.  (theoconeeleader.com) (59)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks Fark for the story about a 'Magic Skull and some slippery fingers'  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(TC Palm) Florida Grocery shopper says he put seafood in his shorts because there wasn't any room in the cart. Cops put an end to this fish story  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (37)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Media Matters) Followup Shepard Smith warns GOP to steer clear of the only side of history it knows  (mediamatters.org) (155)
(KMOV St. Louis) Stupid Those F-16 parts you're buying on Craigslist? The seller may be a no-show. Bonus: News video of the story shows an F-15  (kmov.com) (15)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Chronicle of Higher Education) Dumbass How's that Ph.D. in medieval history workin' out for ya? "I find it horrifying that someone who stands in front of college classes and teaches is on welfare"  (chronicle.com) (485)
(ESPN) Obvious In the story that keeps on giving, Saints coaches told players to do what it took to protect the coaches in Bountygate  (espn.go.com) (218)
(Dark Roasted Blend) Strange The strangest tanks in history  (darkroastedblend.com) (47)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Pajiba) Amusing 10 of the biggest Fark Yous in box office history  (pajiba.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Sad Aided and abetted by a complacent and apathetic populace ignorant of history and our founding principles Americans are delivering society into perpetual bondage at the hands of their government masters  (foundersrevolution.net) (72)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Gawker) Spiffy Gawker thanks Fark for the story about a hungry lioness and the 'zebra' baby  (gawker.com) (1)


Thu May 03, 2012
(ABC) Florida Growing Up Nudist: A naked childhood "I never realized that my clothes were so uncomfortable, until I didn't have to wear them anymore." Any number of tags could have covered this story, in the end it was Florida  (abcnews.go.com) (155)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Gizmodo thanks FARK for getting a leg up on the story about a bionic llama  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Fark) Misc Funny pics? You don't know the history of funny pics. I do. You laugh, you lose  (fark.com) (573)
(The Week) Asinine Defintion of "Non-story": Media: Elizabeth Warren falsely claimed to be Native American. Campaign: actually She's 1/32 Cherokee. Media: Well, that's not Indian ENOUGH. Indians: That's the same as the Cherokee Chief  (theweek.com) (153)
(Gizmodo) Amusing A story about parking missiles over your house should make you stroppy but the words "War Blimp" are just too giggle-inducing  (gizmodo.com) (43)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Indecision Forever) Amusing How do you say goodbye to Newt? By creating a Goodnight Moon storybook tribute of course (sponsored link)  (indecisionforever.com) (50)
(Neatorama) Interesting The story of I Dream of Jeannie  (neatorama.com) (117)
(ESPN) Sappy New York Jets players, coaches finally at center of positive story: trying to find bone marrow donor for critically ill fan  (sports.espn.go.com) (9)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for the story about a father who tried to sacrifice his 8-year-old son at the cemetery  (doubtfulnews.com) (1)
(YouTube) Video The Occupy protests taking place today have a long and illustrious history, as this video from the glorious 1950 May Day parade illustrates so well. Pay no mind to the genocidal dictator on the reviewing stand  (youtube.com) (134)
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Scary Instead of making a crappy movie based on fake events, why didn't Hollywood use a real story of Edgar Allan Poe's art being imitated by life?  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (24)
(Slate) Cool The history of key design: From ancient wooden rods to the hotel keycard  (slate.com) (21)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Not News: UFO Guru predicts a UFO will appear on Sunday over an LA park. News: Enough people show up to make it a story. Fark: It actually happens  (news.gather.com) (64)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Doubtful News) Unlikely Doubtful News thanks FARK for the unusual story about coincidental lottery winners  (skeptic.com) (0)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Mental Floss) Cool A brief history of international signs  (mentalfloss.com) (55)
(C|Net) Silly Go right through video game history  (news.cnet.com) (85)
(www.news- press.com) Caturday "Walmart has its greeters, we have our cats". A heart-warming story of a tiny island community coming together to help homeless felines, just in time for Caturday  (news-press.com) (514)


Fri April 27, 2012
(SFGate) Obvious How meaningless is the final week of the NBA regular season? Golden State Warriors become the first NBA team in modern history to start five rookies in one game  (sfgate.com) (74)
(LA Times) Fail The Cleveland Browns make the Cleveland Browniest move in the history of the Cleveland Browns, make Brandon Weeden the oldest first round pick in the history of the NFL  (latimes.com) (386)
(Onion AV Club) Followup Fox renews Fringe for a fifth and final season to wrap up its storylines. How wonderful  (avclub.com) (112)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Wired) Interesting A computer will win a Pulitzer Prize within 5 years asserts the man who invented the news-story-writing algorithm that will destroy what remains of journalism  (wired.com) (32)
(WTSP) Florida Weirdest story you will read all day about a woman who huffed a fruit seed back in 1984 and coughed it back up yesterday. With pic  (theheights.wtsp.com) (64)
(ESPN) Fail With a loss in their final game, Charlotte Bobcats would have the all-time lowest winning percentage in the NBA history. Members of 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers hurriedly plan 40 year reunion celebration  (scores.espn.go.com) (23)
(Yahoo) Fail Marlins become first team in MLB history to walk four consecutive batters with four different pitchers  (sports.yahoo.com) (20)
(laist.com) Amusing Laist.com applauds the "LOLs from the folks at Fark" over porn film story (3rd paragraph)  (laist.com) (2)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Onion AV Club) Fail The premiere of the CW's "The L.A. Complex" literally got the worst ratings in the history of history  (avclub.com) (41)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Guardian) Fail The Top 10 craziest fights in NBA history: The Punch, Will Smith checking Nash into the boards, Metta Ron-Ron World Peacetest, and 'Melo suckerpunching a cat then moonwalking like Jacko made the list  (guardian.co.uk) (53)
(Comics Alliance) Cool Artwork and character designs for Before Watchmen have surfaced, and they just look great, though artwise it's hard to top Dave Gibson. Storywise, though, it won't be a problem  (comicsalliance.com) (39)
(Slate) Amusing Good morning, class. Today we are going to review the complete history of The Simpsons' dissing the Fox network, even though we can all agree than the disses after season 12 weren't as good  (slate.com) (22)
(NJ.com) Sappy Captain's Log, stardate 424.12. Weather permitting, this is the final cruise of the Space Shuttle Enterprise. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of the Intrepid Sea, Space and Air Museum in Manhattan  (nj.com) (78)
(CNN) Interesting Is geekiness just a sign of autism? Subby doesn't know, but would love to sit down and explain to you in minute detail the history of the Pre-Crisis DC Universe  (geekout.blogs.cnn.com) (35)
(Norwich Bulletin) Strange Norwich Bulletin (CT) editor writes about a local man arrested twice on the same day for the same crime. "FARK, the site made for these types of stories, picked it up and is helping get this man's story and his photo to the world"  (norwichbulletin.com) (4)


Mon April 23, 2012
(The Superficial) Cool Scarlett Johansson loves chicken wings. More on this story as details come in  (thesuperficial.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Doubtful news credits Fark for the story about a woman can supposedly speak to horses  (doubtfulnews.com) (1)
(io9) Scary Io9 remembers the greatest water slide in New Jersey history. Yes that one  (io9.com) (73)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks Fark for the story about the terrible police composites  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Washington Times) Obvious Newt Gingrich has the dubious honor of having the worst campaign in the history of the country  (washingtontimes.com) (85)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Exchange Magazine) Cool Exchange Magazine picks Drew's TED talk as their top story for the third week of April  (exchangemagazine.com) (1)
(Boing Boing) Asinine One of the worst music videos in the history of mankind  (boingboing.net) (90)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Doubtful News) Obvious Doubtful News makes no bones about thanking FARK for the story about a fake skeleton  (skeptic.com) (0)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Boehner, Pelosi arguing over the history of The Grand Bargain  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (62)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Brain Study: Erotic movies make parts of brain shut down (especially the part that's suppose to remember to clear your browser history)  (huffingtonpost.com) (25)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Wikipedia) Amusing Greatest entry in the history of Wikipedia? "Yinling the Erotic Terrorist . . . gave birth to Monster Bono after being hit by The Great Muta's green mist in the genitals"  (en.wikipedia.org) (63)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives Fark a tip of the hat for its 'Sex Robot' story  (huffingtonpost.com) (2)
(WebProNews) Cool WebProNews picks up the story of Drew's TED talk with a featured full page article  (webpronews.com) (1)
(Doubtful News) Weird Doubtful News strangely thanks FARK for the story of woman possessed  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Winnipeg Free Press) Cool Winnipeg Free Press tells of the Canadian writer who got a boost in readership and page views per day after his 'awesome' story was picked up by FARK (12th section)  (winnipegfreepress.com) (0)


Wed April 18, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen: College athletes are smoking weed  (espn.go.com) (117)
(Yahoo) Interesting Mystery that started with the question why a prominent mobster was buried in a secret Opus Dei church in the Vatican leads to a story so twisted that even Mario Puzo would say "I couldn't make this up"  (news.yahoo.com) (91)
(Baltimore Sun) Followup Amazing: At 49 years, 150 days, Jamie Moyer becomes oldest player in Major League history to record a win. More amazing: Not one of his pitches tops 80 mph  (baltimoresun.com) (81)
(MSNBC) Hero Citigroup shareholders make history by becoming the first Wall St. shareholders to reject the executives' compensation packages  (marketday.msnbc.msn.com) (150)
(AZ Family) Silly With 4/20 just days away, here's your annual story about about an anti-drug group handing out free drug testing kits to concerned parents. "Parents need to be aware of this culture"  (azfamily.com) (175)


Tue April 17, 2012
(io9) Spiffy Now that the Avengers movie is finally coming out, what can Marvel Studios do to top it? Plenty, apparently. "We have the comics. When you're producing a story a month for 45 years, there are enough great (ones)"  (io9.com) (157)


Mon April 16, 2012
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Cool Scientists build a five-story building on top of a shake plate to simulate earthquake damage. Engineers say the Sybian Building will help them determine how quakes affect modern structures  (utsandiego.com) (25)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing The New York Times ran a wedding announcement for two characters from My Little Pony. Subby won't trust the story until he reads it in the Foal Free Press  (popwatch.ew.com) (70)
(Gizmodo) Obvious Gizmodo cites FARK as the original source for the story about Google's information gathering  (gizmodo.com) (0)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Forbes) Dumbass Mass Effect 3 "...provoked a bigger fan reaction than any other videogame's conclusion in history." Only EA would advertise this  (forbes.com) (225)
(New York Daily News) Hero 65 years ago today, a young, scared, talented kid put on a Brooklyn Dodgers uniform. You know how the story continues  (nydailynews.com) (234)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Huffington Post) Cool Huffington Post gives FARK a 'Hat tip' about a Vampire story  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)
(Slate) Survey What is your earliest memory? How old were you? (link goes to related story)  (slate.com) (473)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Boing Boing) Spiffy Boing Boing thanks FARK for the very safe story of wildlife crossing a highway  (boingboing.net) (2)
(Deadline) Silly Sabrina the Teenage Witch getting big-screen reboot with "edgier" origin story "in the vein of Spider-Man"  (deadline.com) (76)


Wed April 11, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Red Sox: Hey, sorry about when you quit and we released a story saying you lost control of the team and you were hepped up on goofballs; please come back for our Fenway 100th birthday party? Terry Francona: LOLNO  (espn.go.com) (124)
(New Scientist) Spiffy With the Hand: A history of masturbation  (newscientist.com) (57)


Tue April 10, 2012
(HitFix) Spiffy Candidate for the most Grandma friendly story submitted to Fark: Tom Hanks will play Walt Disney in new film about the creation of Mary Poppins  (hitfix.com) (42)
(Townhall) Obvious If we care about poverty, income mobility, health, education, and welfare, we need to support true marriage. Barack Obama is the most anti-marriage president in our history  (townhall.com) (194)
(Snopes) Amusing Snopes traces a true story found on Facebook in April 2012 all the way to China, 620BC  (snopes.com) (48)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Gawker) Stupid George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain creates a web page to tell his side of the story. Just kidding, please send him money and check out his pictures of a vandalized black cultural center  (gawker.com) (738)
(Rolling Stone) Cool An interview with Darwyn Cooke, the man who will make the Watchmen prequels better than the original story  (rollingstone.com) (103)
(Talking Points Memo) Silly Hillary Clinton is featured in a new meme, so naturally Talking Points Memo does a story on the "Hillary Resurgence." Don't blame me, I voted for Keyboard Cat  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)
(CNN) Followup AOL stock surges after investors forget that, as they are trying to make money, it is best to avoid AOL. Follow-up tag barely beats Sick tag due to the first greenlight on this story  (money.cnn.com) (27)
(Fox News) Interesting Thomas Jefferson created his own 'cut and paste' version of the Bible by removing what he felt couldn't be substantiated. The two page document is currently on display at the Smithsonian's Museum of American History  (foxnews.com) (225)
(io9) Spiffy The most complex Rube Goldberg machine in history takes 300 steps to inflate and pop a balloon. Of course there's video  (io9.com) (48)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Decatur Daily) Asinine Local church gives away free gasoline to the poor. Story contains photo of what poor people in Alabama might look like  (decaturdaily.com) (144)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for unearthing the story about an ancient burial site  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Fox News) Interesting An interesting story of revolutionary new liquid body armor. With pic of a T-1000 hunter/killer  (foxnews.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bicyclist who ran down SF pedestrian fails to impress the internet by telling his side of the story  (news.yahoo.com) (317)
(Some 23-Skidoo) Cool Old-timey soda fountains are making a comeback. Story complete with cute hipster reporter and soda jerk with a handlebar mustache  (kare11.com) (86)
(Kickstarter) Cool A rare "feel-good" story about Afghanistan. One American's journey to bring wheelchair basketball to a war-ravaged country  (kickstarter.com) (6)
(Some Guy) Florida Armed Neo-Nazis now patrolling the town where Trayvon Martin was killed, because that was the one thing missing from this story  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (479)


Fri April 06, 2012
(The Skeptic) Spiffy Skeptic.com credits FARK for the tip about a woman being fooled by a white coat and a little badge in the fix a 'flat butt' story  (skeptic.com) (0)
(Gawker) Dumbass A brief history of Chevy Chase pissing off everyone around him  (gawker.com) (154)


Thu April 05, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass Sob story piece on Kentucky basketball beat writer who perfected trolling-as-journalism and reaped what he sowed  (nytimes.com) (109)
(Telegraph) Cool If you thought Gunther von Hagens' Body World art exhibit was creepy but cool, wait until you get a load of "Animal Inside Out" at the Natural History Museum in London  (telegraph.co.uk) (62)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Summit County Voice) Cool Thanks to a link from Fark.com a science story on the genetic origins of domestic cattle was our second most viewed article  (summitcountyvoice.com) (2)
(Poynter) Hero Obama to reporters convention : That whole "presenting two sides of a story" is fine and well, but sometimes, one side is clearly wrong. So, stop treating it like it's valid  (poynter.org) (386)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Hero Church school forces high school seniors to listen to talk where homosexuality is compared to bestiality and adopted kids are called "sociologically unstable". Seniors give school history, decorum lessons  (startribune.com) (344)
(Some Guy) Fail Sen. John McCain (no R-egrets) says that Romney should pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. Those who do not learn from history  (washington.cbslocal.com) (152)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Skip to 0:40 for the biggest divot in sports history  (liveleak.com) (28)
(Gawker) Dumbass Rick Santorum claims University of California colleges don't teach American history. Let's see what the (Republican) chair of the history department has to say about that  (gawker.com) (107)


Tue April 03, 2012
(crushable) Spiffy Crushable's story about Audrina Patridge includes a witty observation and headline by a clever FARK submitter (4th paragraph)  (crushable.com) (2)
(Forbes) Asinine "I'm the most underpaid executive in the history of executive payment," says CEO who's about to cash in $125 million worth of options after driving his stock price down 75%  (forbes.com) (28)
(io9) Interesting A bit of history: the newsreel that ran right after the Titanic sank  (io9.com) (36)
(Townhall) Obvious Barack Obama has little in common with any president our country has ever had. Hopefully, this Obama hiccup in history will be of short duration  (townhall.com) (245)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Fox News) Followup After 48 years, 576,000 miles, and a story on Fark a few years back, 93-year-old Florida woman stops driving her beloved 1964 Mercury due to age-related macular degeneration  (foxnews.com) (59)
(WRCB-TV) Interesting That damned liberal media trumps up yet another story about a top campaign donor being accused of fraud and...wait, it was one of Obama's donors? And it still made national news? This makes no sense  (wrcbtv.com) (154)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad There were over 100 million losers in the MegaMillions drawing. This is their story  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Heritage News) Spiffy Heritage News enjoys their moment in the sun after FARK picks up their story about a tornado and a cable company   (chelseanewsroom.blogspot.com) (0)
(Great Falls Tribune) Sad Ryan Leaf proves once again why he's the greatest of all time...if by "greatest" you mean "greatest bust in NFL draft history." With new mugshot  (greatfallstribune.com) (78)


Thu March 29, 2012
(The Register) Scary New Google tool allows you to access analytics concerning your search history. Image searches containing the words "naughty", "nuns", and "nipple-rings" expected to plummet  (theregister.co.uk) (15)
(YouTube) Scary Pack of wolves vie for a woman's attention. Still a better love story than Twilight  (youtube.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Florida Here's the story of a man who had to deal with a slight mishap at work: the failure of the Hubble telescope  (techworld.com.au) (36)
(LiveLeak) Cool Good: The most totally awesome baby stroller in the history of man. Bad: he'll never remember the coolest moment in his entire life  (liveleak.com) (19)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida This story has it all. Middle school teacher, her young young female student, cleavage, and a ruler. And yes, Florida   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) (93)


Wed March 28, 2012
(The Skeptic) Followup Skeptic.com gives FARK credit for the story about unpleasant words like "dinosaurs," "birthdays," and "Halloween" which educators have banned from exams  (skeptic.com) (3)


Tue March 27, 2012
(CNN) Amusing I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a story that uses the absolute worst photo available of each of the Republican candidates   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (72)
(Daily Mail) Sad The choking story of rebellion, abuse and shame. The Linda Lovelace story  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for drawing their attention to the odd story of multiple winning lottery tickets  (doubtfulnews.com) (1)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives FARK a tip of the tail for its giant Gambian pouch rat story. Willard secretly approves  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(ESPN) Sad Cowboys and 'Skins file grievance for cap hit; having two of the most incompetent owners in the history of pro sports  (espn.go.com) (189)


Sat March 24, 2012
(popoholic) Spiffy Jennifer Love Hewitt's lack of clothing assures new Lifetime network series their biggest ratings in history  (popoholic.com) (96)


Fri March 23, 2012
(YouTube) Fail And the Oscar for the worst flop in basketball history goes to Mick Pennisi  (youtube.com) (52)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks FARK for the tip about a weird story involving a man, his wife, Facebook and 911  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Nature) Spiffy On March 15th, the world's most powerful laser unleashed the most powerful laser blast in history. I *knew* I felt a great disturbance in the Force last week  (nature.com) (41)
(CBS News) Spiffy We are just a few more steps away from developing the most profitable drug in the history of, well, history  (cbsnews.com) (89)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for drawing their attention to an important story about the truthfulness of the media  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Even if you're dumb enough to lie under oath to avoid jury duty, at least have the brains to avoid sharing the story on talk radio  (kdvr.com) (170)
(Fark) Amusing Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)  (fark.com) (∞)
(Canada.com) Dumbass If you missed the story from Arkansas last week, Saskatchewan police would also like to remind you not to rid yourself of boredom by texting "I hid the body... now what?" to strangers  (canada.com) (57)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News credits FARK for the weird story about a breathtaking find at the beach  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)


Tue March 20, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious Science Channel joins SyFy, A&E, History and TLC in "name does not describe our programming" game, airs conclusion of two-part series on how man would react to alien encounters. Bravo  (nypost.com) (87)


Mon March 19, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious Nice story about a flight attendant who has been working for United Airlines for 63 years. Coincidentally, the same amount of time since a United flight has been on schedule  (nytimes.com) (61)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "This American Life" retracts story on working conditions in Apple's Chinese plants after it turns out their main source was making shiat up  (macrumors.com) (160)
(WPTV) Florida Teen that got three DUIs in less than three weeks has a series of mugshots that tell a story of triumph, betrayal and despair  (wptv.com) (170)


Thu March 15, 2012
(The Sun) Interesting If you skipped out on your bar bill by base-jumping off a 55 story building well then the Melbourne police would like a word please  (thesun.co.uk) (59)
(Politico) Amusing Most epic filterpwn in the history of the internet  (politico.com) (55)
(Huffington Post) Amusing "As Fark aptly notes, 'The story is unremarkable. The mug shot is unforgettable.'" Dude, we aptly note stuff ALL THE TIME. (shoutout in 4th paragraph)  (huffingtonpost.com) (7)
(Yahoo) Obvious Calvin Johnson to receive eight-year, $132 million contract from Detroit. In related story, Megatron now worth more than entire city  (sports.yahoo.com) (113)


Wed March 14, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Please Read This Story, Thank You  (npr.org) (311)
(Some Guy) Scary The story is unremarkable. The mug shot is unforgettable  (wlwt.com) (179)


Tue March 13, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Fark.com gets a mention on the Today Show's story on internet sensation, food critic, Marilyn Hagerty  (msnbc.msn.com) (2)
(Gwinnett Daily Post) Scary The age-old story: Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, girl machetes boy  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (26)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Time) Unlikely World peace inevitable thanks to the news that Kony 2012 has beaten Keyboard Cat and the Numa Numa Guy for most viral video in history  (newsfeed.time.com) (157)
(Slate) Interesting Duke Sucks: The 18 most-hateable moments in Duke basketball history  (slate.com) (94)


Sun March 11, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The best used car television commercial in the history of ever  (youtube.com) (44)
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for uncovering a story about a nude raccoon  (doubtfulnews.com) (1)
(SFGate) Scary The Berkeley PD couldn't respond to a 911 call of a murder due to lack of resources. However, they had plenty of resources to show up at the home of the reporter that covered the story and demand that he change the article  (blog.sfgate.com) (170)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Morning Sentinel.com) Spiffy Was it named for a family that lived on the intersection? Was it for a loose female bartender? How about the story of a woman who would sit on her porch while wearing no underwear? Whatever the origin, the town likes the name Katie Crotch Road  (onlinesentinel.com) (57)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo tips their hat to FARK for showing them the unbelievable story about personality-changing pill  (gizmodo.com) (2)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious It's that same old story again: pastor abuses teen, teen gives birth, teen marries pastor after he divorces his wife, teen divorces pastor, teen sues church for $25 million  (1035superx.com) (75)
(Yahoo) Amusing "Santorum Girls" video going viral. Sadly, this story is completely safe for work  (news.yahoo.com) (163)
(Grand Forks Herald) Spiffy Grand Forks Herald thanks FARK for the numerous page views after a tasty story about the Olive Garden restaurant. "Popular websites such as Fark posted the story, setting off a barrage of comments" (3rd and 5th paragraph)  (grandforksherald.com) (9)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Journalism 101: Make sure the image you choose to illustrate your new article isn't from an old news story, doesn't contains the words "eat ass"  (y100.com) (45)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Kids: You need to MAINTAIN at the party. If you pass out, your drunken friends will carry you to the car and kill you on the way home. Actually, they'll kill you and themselves, along with some other random drunk guy. This story is a mess  (hometownannapolis.com) (103)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for the tornado story and the resulting hot air coming from Pat Robertson  (doubtfulnews.com) (1)
(With Leather) Cool With Leather uses FARK as the reference for this story about the game of 'Sepak Takraw'  (withleather.uproxx.com) (1)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo cites FARK for leading them to the story about our weird ancestors  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks FARK for posting a tasty story about maple syrup  (gizmodo.com) (0)


Mon March 05, 2012
(journal star) Stupid The story about the couple having sex in a museum is now history  (journalstar.com) (42)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Fox 8 New Orleans) Spiffy Fox 8 (New Orleans) notices that their story about police department target practice got national attention thanks to FARK (6th paragraph)  (fox8live.com) (3)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Manly heroics by Pooty Poot, printer ink truck crash the most expensive in history, and Titanic's last meal including iceberg lettuce: Headlines of the Week for 2/19 - 2/25  (fark.com) (13)
(Newser) Followup Stephen Hawking-sex-club story sort-of confirmed by Cambridge University; also, Hawking's a fan of Stringfellow's in London. No quantum chromodynamics in the champagne room  (newser.com) (142)
(TV Geek Army) Asinine History Channel's latest "history" show: competition-based reality show Full Metal Jousting, where dudes with Southern twangs try to maim each other while wearing medieval-type garb  (tvgeekarmy.com) (101)
(Boston.com) Interesting The only player in history to have played in the Little League World Series, the College World Series, the World Series, the Olympics, and the World Baseball Classic to call it a career. Teknically, he will still be with the Red Sox  (boston.com) (89)
(Stuff.co.nz) Interesting A touching story of mother and daughter coming together to build a beautiful relationship in the porn industry. w/ milfy pic  (stuff.co.nz) (96)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious Today's green "success story" is 123 Systems. $390 million in government money has netted $127 million in net losses and 125 laid off employees. On the upside, management got a hefty raise  (foxnews.com) (50)
(Mental Floss) Cool The story of A Boy Named Sue  (mentalfloss.com) (38)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Hollywood has a history of hiring Mexicans to do jobs Americans won't do  (movies.yahoo.com) (18)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Nola.com) Hero Bad: Drunk jerk at Mardi Gras parade harasses autistic girl, sends her home in tears. Good: Girl's story goes viral, leading to massive outpouring of support. Fark: New Orleans restages Mardi Gras just for her  (nola.com) (154)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Google) Florida If you make the most valuable sunken treasure discovery in history, don't tell Spain  (google.com) (103)
(New York Daily News) Fail You're not going to believe this but Paris Hilton's new single "Drunk Text" and the accompanying video may possibly be the worst thing in the entire history of ever (w/video)  (nydailynews.com) (119)
(Some Guy) Followup That story about Teslas becoming bricks is untrue and meant to turn you into an electrocarimscaredaphobic   (itworld.com) (50)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney's position is weaker than you realize, and his approval numbers are worse than any frontrunner in GOP history. Yes, even more than McCain's  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (83)
(Fark) Survey Do you have a crazy roommate story?  (fark.com) (417)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing Don't click this link, don't read the story, and don't look at the mugshot  (philly.com) (131)
(io9) Weird The weird history of Wonder Woman  (io9.com) (23)
(U.S. Naval Institute) Cool On Feb 23, 1945, a photo was taken that would become the most copied and parodied image in history. Don't believe it? Just take a look at the examples  (usni.org) (95)
(Topless Robot) Strange Ten bizarre real-life events that inspired equally bizarre movies. Yes, The Mothman Prophecies was based on a true story  (toplessrobot.com) (83)


Wed February 22, 2012
(EFF) Interesting Time is running out for you to erase your Google search history, find that elusive Alyssa Milano naked video clip  (eff.org) (103)
(Some Guy) Florida THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1819, Spain prevented Ohio from getting its own tag by selling Florida to the United States  (theepochtimes.com) (31)
(Visual.ly) Interesting From models made in the kitchen for sale to the Navy, to the upscale fashion accessories of basketball players, rappers and models: a brief history of headphones  (visual.ly) (17)
(CBS News) News Female journalist killed in Syria just hours after broadcasting news. Yaaarrr, 'tis a sad story  (cbsnews.com) (107)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Fox News) Hero Newt Gingrich proclaims Barack Obama is "the most dangerous president in American history." Jefferson Davis weeps  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (300)


Mon February 20, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool 32,000 year-old seeds produce new life. Thankfully, this is not an Abe Vigoda-related story  (nytimes.com) (29)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives thanks to FARK for leaking the unusual story about the cause of an exploding power transformer  (gizmodo.com) (3)
(Live Science) Interesting In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing  (livescience.com) (113)
(USA Today) Unlikely Gallup poll finds that picking the two best Presidents of the past four decades is about the same as picking the two greatest players in the history of the Charlotte Bobcats  (content.usatoday.com) (114)
(Scotsman) Obvious ExxonMobil receives largest environmental fine in British history for misreporting releases of evil CO2 gas  (scotsman.com) (26)


Sun February 19, 2012
(BBC) Sad The most disappointing story ever to feature the words "Jacuzzi" and "model" in the same headline  (bbc.co.uk) (30)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Some Lizard) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: History Channel documentaries about insignificant events  (4.bp.blogspot.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Cool While the media is focusing on "Linsanity", Lebron is having one of the greatest statistical years in NBA history  (herald-dispatch.com) (81)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious In fact, global warming is the most widespread mass hysteria in our species' history  (foxnews.com) (802)
(Slate) Strange In today's economic man-bites-dog story ... For the first time ever, Bank of Japan says it wants inflation  (slate.com) (26)
(Paris Review) Spiffy A history of bookshelves. Cooler than you think it would be. "Your men have made my library gay with their carpentry work," Cicero reported. "Nothing could look neater than those shelves"  (theparisreview.org) (53)
(Deadspin) Fail Fox 5 New York: "Gary Carter will be remembered as one of the elite pitchers In baseball history" (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (32)
(UPI) Amusing Santorum holds a fleshlight up to his face and tells a scary story. Damn autocorrect  (upi.com) (38)
(MSNBC) Sad "Immortal devil girl" spreads face-destroying cancer, will affect whole population in 30 years. Surprisingly, this is not a story about subby's ex  (msnbc.msn.com) (72)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Columnist suggests Israelis take a closer look at history before launching attack on Iran. A decision to attack in one instance led to 37 million casualties  (washingtonpost.com) (93)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Gizmodo gives props to Fark for directing them to a story about a remedial eBay user  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(ABC) Unlikely In what must be one of the most brazen acts of flip-flopitude in history, Romney decides to take credit for the Obama auto industry bailout  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(reality world) Fail How bad is reality TV? History professor says networks have run out of material and are stealing ideas from the Dark Ages  (realitytvworld.com) (37)
(NewsBusters) Stupid New York Times Headline: "Howls of Protest" against Mitt Romney. Actual Story: 12 people showed up. Bigger Story: Author has written a variant on the same story 28 times in the past 4 years  (newsbusters.org) (80)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Baltimore Sun) Cool A great story from the sometimes disappointing world of college sports  (articles.baltimoresun.com) (21)
(MLive.com) Dumbass Marshall Faulk thinks Matthew Stafford is overrated because "everybody throws for 5,000 yards now," if by "everybody" you mean a total of 4 quarterbacks in the history of the NFL  (mlive.com) (148)
(TC Palm) Florida Ways to travel to Hollywood: plane ticket, train fare, bus ticket. Ways not to travel to Hollywood: tell police a bogus story about being carjacked hoping they'll chauffeur your broke, mouth-breathing self there  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (14)
(Joystiq) Obvious The future of gaming is definitely social networking. Just look at the success story of Zynga, which lost $400 million in 2011  (joystiq.com) (68)
(ESPN) Ironic In 1995-96 Michael Jordan was the best player on the best team in NBA history. 16 years later he's now involved with a team that may end up as the worst in NBA history  (espn.go.com) (81)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks FARK for hooking them up to a weird cell tower story  (gizmodo.com) (0)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Cool NHL: History Has Been Made  (freep.com) (181)
(13wham.com) Scary Sports utility vehicle collides with school bus. Don't miss this ripped-from-the-headlines story on the next episode of Law & Order: SUV. *DUN DUN*  (13wham.com) (35)
(SlashFilm) Followup Michael Bay confirms he's on board for directing Transformers 4 for a June 2014 release date, says there is no cast or story yet, but that's never stopped him before  (slashfilm.com) (84)
(Discovery) Interesting The Seedy, Scandalous History of Valentine's Day  (news.discovery.com) (28)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Strange History will remember George H.W. Bush for his part in the first Gulf War, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and his fabulously colored socks  (chron.com) (79)
(NPR) Interesting America has a long history of being VERY VERY ANGRY. But we get over it  (npr.org) (62)
(Herald-Leader) Spiffy Lexington Herald does a full page story on FARK and Drew. "When Drew Curtis started Fark.com, he was a 26-year-old smart aleck ...Now, Curtis is a 39-year-old smart aleck"  (kentucky.com) (15)
(Washington Free Beacon) Sad A look into how the most transparent administration in history functions  (freebeacon.com) (134)
(ESPN) Spiffy Red Wings defeat Flyers 4-3 to tie 1929-30 Bruins and 1975-76 Flyers for the longest home win streak in NHL history, must defeat Dallas Stars on Tuesday for the record  (sports.espn.go.com) (143)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It is the most watched match in global football broadcasting. It is the biggest match in England, between the two most hated rivals in English football history. It's Man United v Liverpool in this week's EPL thread. There will be blood  (dailymail.co.uk) (354)
(The New York Times) Cool We are rapidly approaching the 40th anniversary of the greatest kiss in television history. "Well, what the hell. He said it was in his contract"  (nytimes.com) (84)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid "Comedian" celebrates Black History Month by putting on blackface make-up and embarrassing BYU students  (dailymail.co.uk) (252)
(NJ.com) Followup The Jeremy Lin story has just gone to TebowCon 1  (nj.com) (171)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious In a story that would have been interesting in 1987; Elton John reignites feud with Madonna  (hlntv.com) (48)


Wed February 08, 2012
(IEEE Spectrum) Cool (Almost) everyone loves the Taiwanese media animations of current news events. Now, learn the cool story of the man behind the Next Media madness (and how they do it so quickly)  (spectrum.ieee.org) (28)
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for its bizarre story about garage door openers  (skeptic.com) (0)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Washington Post) Silly Marvel Comics "refreshes" the origin story of Fantastic Four with tablet PCs and cell phones to be more modern. Still no explanation of how Americans are launched into space in 2012  (washingtonpost.com) (70)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before  (ynetnews.com) (215)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Gizmodo gives props to Fark for directing their attention to an uplifting story about an elevator rescue gone horribly wrong  (gizmodo.com) (1)
(HitFix) Interesting Superbowl XLVI becomes the most watched show in U.S. TV history with 111.3 million viewers. Suck it Superbowl XLV  (hitfix.com) (46)
(Uproxx) Dumbass Louisiana congressman thought an Onion story about Planned Parenthood opening an "$8 Billion Abortionplex" was real. Hey, at least he can read  (uproxx.com) (129)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely It's the age-old story - man gets stuck in elevator, man gets rescued by fireman and taken into adjoining elevator, man and fireman get stuck in second elevator  (chicagotribune.com) (38)


Sat February 04, 2012
(TMZ) Interesting Kris Kristofferson's son has been signed by WWE. If he's lucky, they'll put him in a storyline only half as bad as Convoy  (tmz.com) (80)
(UPI) Asinine Today's story of incredibly excessive roaming charges comes to you from Saskatchewan, Canada  (upi.com) (26)


Fri February 03, 2012
(New York Magazine) Silly How to spot The X-Files in Breaking Bad, Homeland, and American Horror Story. I want to believe  (nymag.com) (38)
(LA Times) Dumbass Worker falls into nuclear reactor pool trying to recover flashlight. Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (99)
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (21)
(YouTube) Amusing If you're going to do a news story about a massive cockfighting operation busted in San Diego with over 2000 cocks discovered, you may not want to let a woman read the copy  (youtube.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Amusing You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season  (kcra.com) (44)
(NHL) Cool Sam Gagner becomes only the 12th player in NHL history to have an 8 point game. Last player was Lemieux in 1989, the year Gagner was born  (nhl.com) (92)
(WAAY TV) Spiffy 'Liberal' leaning Fark gets mentioned in a WAAY TV story about Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill and his controversial statements  (waaytv.com) (37)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Superficial) PSA Brad Pitt gives soda to his children. More on this story as details come in  (thesuperficial.com) (43)
(TMZ) Obvious Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound  (tmz.com) (30)
(With Leather) Cool With Leather gives points to Fark for drawing their attention to a story about "Glee" and the NFL  (withleather.uproxx.com) (1)
(Some Guy) Interesting 10 Most Epic Tank Battles in Military History. McNamara approved  (militaryeducation.org) (265)


Wed February 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)
(Duluth News Tribune) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Spiegel) Spiffy An elephant in Amsterdam's zoo has made history after vets fit her with jumbo-sized contact lens. Win Thida sees what you did there  (spiegel.de) (18)
(NBC New York) Sad Hey, remember that "Welcome to Vassar" message you got on our early decision applicant web site? Well, about that... funny story  (nbcnewyork.com) (112)
(YouTube) Cool Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history  (youtube.com) (106)


Sun January 29, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Aussie Open ends with the worst tennis match in modern history, lasting 6 hours. In some parts of the world they call that a cricket  (espn.go.com) (33)

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